#🎪bruh-fart
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AKSEL
nvm album cover is uh yeah
Ok so no ñ?
Barotrauma channel when
🤿
barotrolling
real
He's literally me

gn
gn
gn
this is literally me
shut it
Sleep
oke
melatonin overdose
with dead soon to follow
I died in Dayz because I've climbed down a ladder too fast
Don't slide down the stairs
boy are you a funny one
Could be worse. back in the DayZ mod you could just break your legs on stairs.
break your legs, get knocked out and lose most of your blood because you and your friend accidentally tried to walk through the same doorway at the same time
?
i, too, break peoples legs when i walk into them
First time playing btw, so idk what I'm doing
real
reminder
What's that
You run around, find ammo for your rifle, you shoot and then eat people
repeat
Понял
This game is more alive than scum
thats because Scum is a bloated mess of features
and DayZ has been around since 2012
It's pretty empty
True
There's an office Easter egg too in one of the missions
900 of those hours were spent aimlessly wandering
Thats more of a skill issue
Hotel
on your part
not really
That's cause, you didn't drink your own pee
no reason it should take half an hour to travel liken 2 miles
real
to get anywhere worth going it takes unbearably long
The correct way to play is find a rusty makarov, and go to the nearest high traffic area
and go absolutely psychotic
ah yes so i can steal their shovel
we stand for the flag
w-what if i was y-y-your shovel?
😳
My character looks like an hobo
somewhere is a clip of me and a friend playing frostbite server and we went to the starting city after finding the only fuckin gun in existence. we walk up to a dude and give him human meat, tell him to eat it. after he does he says "wow this is really good, do you have more?". i said "im about to" and shot him in the fuckin head lmao
my favorite moment ever
we walked around in creepy ass deer masks we carved and played wendigo noises from the woods next to any high traffic roads
only time i ever had fun was doing goober shit to defenseless freezing people
night guys
gn
@warm fossil you've played portal 2 coop yet?
real
Cuzco
dagoth ur on the right
you look like my weed dealer
gn brainfart
penis
shitty artifact in gamma too lmao
za
big body blocking the road, pretty good guard 👍
good shit
i like stalcraft,made it back to the bar with all the stuff i need 
surely its gonna be smooth sailing from now on
after how many tries?
7
classic
the dump and rostok were filled with bushcampers
i may return to stalcraft today
the only thing that sux is that I can't play with y'all
rus or eu server?
Once you go north of bar it's even harder
ru
:(
as you have even more enemies
go on eu
only monolith and enemy faction right?
so its only 2 stalker enemies spawns
your faction splits in 2 - and they are also enemies
why
bandits were neutral with cov and mercs :(
can you make a new character then real quick?
quick and StalCraft are not combinable
can you forward me his contacts
👉 👈
30 ping on eu,still like half a second delay on kills and reloads
I had to cut down my pants to make rags
And my character fell unconscious
watching star wars, eating a frozen pizza i smothered garlic butter on, and drinking gfuel. this is the fucking american dream
What movie/show u watchin?
He lost a lot of blood so he's fucked
the clone wars
Good shit
put it back in
Good shit
Suck the blood
We should eat pizza and watch clone wars together
were just clones sir, were meant to be expendable
an excellent choice
good
Watch the bad batch afterwards
i need my autistic fixins of dee bradley baker talking to himself for half an hour every episode


@warped elm
GOOOD MORNING BRAINFART

don't care
How is the farting brains
Let's take a look at the vehicles from the Zone.
00:00 Introduction
00:31 Civilian vehicles
01:12 Moskvitch 2140
01:25 ZAZ-965
01:41 ZAZ-968
01:53 UAZ-452
02:11 T-40
02:38 T-130
02:56 ZIL-130
03:13 GAZ-53
03:29 KAMAZ
03:56 KAvZ-685
04:06 LAZ-4202
04:32 Military vehicles
04:43 UAZ-469
05:11 Lada Niva
05:24 ZIL-131
06:12 GAZ-66
06:47 BTR-70
07:5...
this man has gone full schizo autism mode
YEAH
BLYYYAAT TTRAAKKTOOR
elaborate
@broken topaz any way to make my guy stop fainting all the time in Dayz?
Yup
I think my guy has flu and i don't have blood at all
Lmao
stop the bleeding,i suggest a bandage
and then rest
la creatura
Good place to die
oh yea digga you ded
Well your health isnt going down
So if you found antibiotics, and food
youd slowly get better
sneezed so hard knocked himself out
Nah I'm gonna jump from a building or something
if you have a knife
put it into your hands
press f11
its the suicide button
(I think)

i need a real life suicide button fr
not enough games have a dedicated suicide button
fr
good job
Commit sudoku
/kill
suicide by can opener
i'm gonna go out like all those brave cans of beans that laid down their life for my sake
@broken topaz @rose ferry @heady crow
he will be baked soon
im actually about to eat this entire frozen pizza jesus christ
What
do you get the joke
i dont get it
explain the joke
some greek dude bro back in the ancient greek times died from laughter after watching a donkey eating figs
oh
he deadass said "get this donkey some wine to wash down his meal lmao" and fucking died
ancient humor is surreal and based
they were too based on their grafiti too
real
on a guy in pompei stating ,,i will no longer fuck women,men are the real deal,goodbye women"
fr fr
Dayz
mfw
what artifact is this?
@pastel quartz
bottoms
did you guys here about that unknown object being shot down over alaska
we still dont really know what it was.
ew newbie
My old account was banned
what was it
So I'm the filth again
ah, ban evasion
and a ban from discord or this server
classic
From discord
whatd you do
Don't ask
Ahhh you
what was your old account @pastel quartz
No
@pastel quartz
Where can I watch
be right back, time to bop someone 
reminder in case u forgot
понял
do i have to make another one
i make the rules around here bucko, its about time this place is under nee management
Ладно, на дуолинго зря учил

Gator mod promotion now
some day
im a tomoko gf
Gator is the type of person who says "I own this town" while in his spare time jack off to furry porn
im LITERALLY wearing a choker rn
nice
Wow it's literally you
literally you
id be a great moderator
Give streamer role now
i just need to gain about 150 more pounds
It's all of me
on?
all 5 of my pieces
i havent decided yet!
Exodia?! Big fan
Prove it
Exodia but when I combine I get sent to jail
Soldado de Cristo que le ocurre
okie
Maja sent me a message and I didn't read it after an hour, feels bad
real
Verídico
💀

Gimme
I have those chokers too
Nice
thanks i can now trace your neck thru my AI software and get your exact location to drone strike
Nise
They're pretty neat
would
fr fr
furry


what's the benefit of a choker
Gato culiao ajsjjajs
ty <3
so funny
i have a way sluttier pic but im not sharing it here
homo

i have the same amazon choker TwT
pics or it didn't happen
based
im not gonna get a warn bc of u guys
My roomate managed to miss my dms for 12 hours
Why, Nooo. God says to me he doesn't like that
you can just dm it bro
the mods into it,theyll just delete ir from the archives
mods, the verdict?
I'm gonna punch him
dm
mods,one expection for today cuz its brainfart firday?
dm
They gonna download it first, then delete
i need a higher quality image to trace back, my drone yearns for something to launch its hellfire into.

would
@pastel quartz whats ur exact coordinates so i can drone strike you :3
whut
you see, i used :3 so she'll DEFINITELY tell me
stop
mans getting religious

jesus man himself just wrote a message lmao
I only read christ, what was that
BUT BUT SHE IS
what was that
me and maja have a bond no one understands, she hits on me unwarranted and i teach her how to make pipe bombs
SHE NEEDS CHRIST
Pussy
you let windhelm spiel about transgender people but you draw the line here
ban speedrun
now this is getting interesting

Follow his path
Luddic Church
i can definetly see why mya didnt want to send it
luddic path gang rise up
you're such a dip mad lmao
The orthodox church has reached your number
sorry im not religious
tf did beloch send
the equivalent of one of those street corner preachers
Become religious today
damn the church is tryina reach me about my soul's extended warranty
i think im good
Everyone hates the Luddic Path, and the Luddic Path hates everyone.
Props to ChaoticCommissar for putting all the faction tracks in one place: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEw0ribf5dU
Initially I wanted to just loop the hostile music, but it faded out at the end, so I put the neutral one over it to make it loopable. As it turns out, it made...
ty tho
i cant escape them even online
ive been screamed at enough by religous people to ever join them
it's not explicit
its not even explicit?
coward!
Orthodox better
i think skom would warn me
ye you go in,get molested and leave the church
lol
what did you send @pastel quartz
i gotta be a good girl and not get any infractions
!1984
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whatd you post
I'm just saying that it's not explicit
An essay on why Mya needs christ
and i imagine it had some sketchy shit in it
what the fuck is happening
Can i interest you in the religion of the holy thighbible
Uh uh
Favoritism
sex
the solution: 5 second slow mode
No, not at all

not necessarily, but I also have 0 interest in this stuff being on here
if belochj thinks anyone here will want christ i dont think he understands brainfart
yknow what i want
half the shit thats posted here would get you excommunicated
a sick ass skateboard
Christ threw hands with my sins and lost
the grammar 
edgy kiddo
ahahahaha
basado
word's 
SODA!!!!!!
that has to be irony
SODA!!!!!!
im posting that in another chat ironically thank u
that shit is fucking hilarious
NOOOOOO
I WAS GONNA SAVE IT FIRST

thats not jesus
confirmed bait
thats a different jesus
a better jesus
Everybody knows that Jesus is Keanu Reeves
Holy shit

it shocks me that people make this shit not as a joke
americans are weird
i can vouch for that
ask me how i know
we are fucking insane
cant do the stanky leg
mentally unwell
im american lol
I ate too much
NOOOOOO
CLOSE ENOUGH TO DRONE STRIKE

no
FUCK
Unlock ultra communism after playing Atomic Heart

i gotta collect all the power i can so i can beat goku
uh oh were christposting in chat
Downward spiral
time to go
Unlock ultra capitalism after playing monopoly
best NIN album, hands down
Christ approves
my fave NIN album is the quake ost 
either we are on a whole other level of shitpost or he's just being cringe and i'm not sure which one it is
I'm not gonna do what you tell me
Fuck off
close 2nd at least 
would you do it for a scooby snack
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music Group
Parallel Dimensions · Nine Inch Nails
Quake
℗ An Interscope Records release; ℗ 1996 UMG Recordings, Inc.
Released on: 2017-01-01
Producer: Trent Reznor
Composer Lyricist: Trent Reznor
Auto-generated by YouTube.
wait until he slips up and beat him to death
98 positive percent votes in Google
Fuck that no
Give me 1kg of creatine and I'll think about it
Lol
embed failure.....
I've seen a lot of those "X if it was an 80's sitcom" videos filled with AI generated images, so I thought it would be fun to stitch together a script, voice-over, and images all made by different AIs.
I obviously couldn't help myself a bit. The point where Duke Nukem says "Duke Nukem" like he's a Pokemon was a typo when I copied-and-pasted th...
best i can do is 80ml of tren
lmfao
I'll do it for 10 cans of white monster
u dont need to be natural u jusy need to be HUGE
deal.
I don't need to be huge
Damn there's a lot of trumps here
My cock huge enough already
what if i do anyway
I'm not a femboy
But you can't leave the house or you'll get shot
stop posting trump my dick can only get so hard to want to penetrate his ass

Actually I'm the one shooting people
Me
Probably me
Yet 

is trump a closeted femboy that wants to get dominated by a big man
me smiting the enemies of christ
Counter argument, I am simply stronger than you
And that man is Jesus
Jesús
Prove it 
that... is not what you want it to mean 
Bet, send me your address
I wonder who will pipe bomb me 
I'll be there on Sunday cause I'm busy tomorrow
they are indeed mad
I'm physically showing up at your house to fight you with my hands
Tomorrow is sunday 
im trying to refrain from commenting on politics and instead just shitpost
Wrong timezone 
asaturday
😄
Scary
This server needs god
Sunday
This server needs more people like me
We need Grok
i want gods tight little femboy ass
i need to get topped
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS
you're fighting an unwinnable battle @pastel quartz

becuz im awesome :3
same
mans gonna be broken
I will fight for the truth till the end
but I mean like me
Uh oh
OHHH
R word
WOOOOO
Moderator ban him
HERE WE GO
PREPARE THE XDDDDDD GIF
BUCKLE IN
XDDD
Your a good man Spice
nope
Moderator ban him
my client pleads whoopsy daisies
We need Aldo
also nope
No we don't <3
you already did

Only christ and trump
Imma watch a Dayz Beginners guide cause I'm a noob
again
Yeah so we can add them to the femboy collection
i will say this once, you should move on now. its getting stale
trump-chan
gamma moderators deciding what rules to enforce and when for a given day
If anyone wants a pic, leave a request on my DMs and I'll send you one after I'm done
wdyem - we simply cant see it all. and that stuff will never fly when i see it
Fine, I will spread the word of Christ to other servers
but i CAN go through your history if you insist
urs is just puke and bad trolling
can u spread me tho 
i can too
holy based
NOOOOO, THIS IS WHY I STARTED WITH YOU

any given mod on this server changes their rule set whenever they're online
boo
seethe
For Madi here its anything goes for e-pussy
all i hear is mimimi
Wenn dir jemand dieses Video geschickt hat, hat man dich anscheinend beim Jammern und Quengeln erwischt.
Bist du ein Religiot, ein Patriot oder ein ideologisch Verstrahlter? Dann hast du dir das Lied redlich verdient!
@wind forum if you didnt make your entire personality based around puke maybe they would like you more
I literally only like 2 people here
for you it's anything goes to post your fucking puke gifs
I don't care xd
shit goes hard
you wish you could get that kind of reaction out of people
stop posting puke PLEASE
theres good trolling and then theres shock gif trolling
this
me im the cat
the latter is only trolling by a technicality
he will kill again
technically its just being an asshole
I'm merely expressing myself
and theres a difference between being an asshole and being a good troll
through puke
may i suggest a fetish forum
right here works
i have an idea
youd get more puke gifs on a fetish forum
whoops hold up
get silly

moderator typing
THAT is silly
i think time is up
ah fuck I lost it
preparing the xd vid
Sorry I had to do it, I just like how the laugh sounds

that's the funniest stuff tho
can someone send the dude at the bar drinking beer with the 'sex' discord channel thing at the top
asking for a friend
It's pinned
i want too
My man

Here

"I take my job as puke poster very seriously"
I do though
I have to choose the BEST
grass
you're not even worth the full touch grass
chunky but not too much
not quite
thin and well digested is optimal
we're about optimization here at puke dynamics
@steady trellis How close am i to being banned?
Me today

not at all, just... dont be a dickhead
Show me infractions

guys what mutant is this?
a cute one
The pussy driller
too bad cuz I killed it
Tends to happen when you combine 5 chads
@FalconryFinance stalker roleplayers in ohio, ready with gasmasks, full PPE, weapons and armor:
happens
pretty easy fight for sure, just takes forever
wait for attack
hit gator on his forehead
run
takes forever to get there, even using the shortcut
ye 
I'm at the doors of the spider boss, will kill it later
have to do it quickly, I don't have much moss left for the poison
Queelag is even cuter
weeb
my sweet summer child
i wouldnt throw these things around without knowing the person you're talking to 
lol
especially when the insult isnt even fitting
oof
so he chose to be a dickhead
i didnt even dm him or anything
ye
that was just outta the blue
My brother in Christ, I'm here to cause chaos

imbecile
/ˈɪmbɪsiːl/
anyway
lets ban that fucko there
harassing people via DMs is just a no
Here we go
i really dont know why he did that he was being pretty civil before 
Send nude
p!ban @pastel quartz Stirring shit with people, posting religious crap and then harassing people via DMs - God has decided you need to repent for your sins
@gentle magnet has been banned.
Dagoth Ur discovering that Nerevar is an Argonian
I need to make a x2 XDDDD gif
We got the kill of the day
First blood
What happend mr mod
Is this the average florida creature?
i find it weird he respected my pronounce
thats a cool dude
That's actually hillarious the conversation seems so real
I am based and redpilled
Anyone have the image of the cat giving a thumbsup?
thats me wtf
whered u get that
what the fuck?? explain???
MODS!! MOOODSS!! HES DOXXING ME!
Free.99 for you digga
For all those people who find it more convenient to bother you with their question rather than to Google it for themselves.
When the walls breathe...
i read that as gaped

real
Dragon?
no
aw
ded
achtually theyd die of schock long before 🤓☝️
Hypothermia could be another cause
What is that creature
Adolf Hitler is remembered as one of the most infamous men in all of history for his role in leading Germany during World War Two, but Hitler very nearly went down a very different route at a young age, attempting to become an artist, and seeking to eventually be accepted into the Academy of Fine Arts in Vienna. While many ponder what might have...
Cock n ball 👍
brandon!
Hopefully
my gains will keep me standing
real
literally me
thanks
i have new memes for yall
literally me
JoJ BiB
This is where I post from
Part 2: https://youtu.be/HEku2VX2Ldo
Part 3: https://youtu.be/n1lnkcqpGgk
Part 4: https://youtu.be/ntPQlkuFmjI
Part 5: https://youtu.be/qjFHLq90bnQ
My discord: https://discord.gg/C3ZEdNYGMK
lies, lol
How would you know fed boy
because you post too many memes to be this close to nature 😄
@pastel quartz
That's were you are wrong
I'm a whimsical forest creature
You have an addiction to drg
it IS a damn good game
It is
not many games i voluntarily prestiged multiple times 
I finally felt like it
My discord server: https://discord.gg/C3ZEdNYGMK
Part 1: https://youtu.be/cxF3G9lETBc
Part 2: https://youtu.be/HEku2VX2Ldo
Part 3: https://youtu.be/n1lnkcqpGgk
Part 4: https://youtu.be/ntPQlkuFmjI
who here is in the party
You have ADHD
@pastel quartz mic?
yea mya mic
Same thing honestly
no, do you have a mic
yes
want to use it or no
Skill issue
real
Maxwell dance and Maxwell spin all in one
I just like the Maxwell the cat meme for the song, and the fact it’s a cat spinning and/or dancing
Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/Markaicat
Discord: https://discord.gg/2pMdABrs6A
as a non gun person that ak still makes my head hurt
also that mag spring 
like how could you be so bad at putting something together
weld 3 mags together? why waste the 2 perfectly fine springs if you can just stuff them in as well
I really recoiled when I saw whatever they did to that SCAR
SCAR-RED amirite?
man the rhythm thief meme is so good
incomplete donut
I just love how everyone in here knows about guns.
yes, now make sure it makes all the drugs imaginable
pump that colony income up baby
i really need ot
so far trading is my best money maker
all the tasks / missions you get kinda suck
btw the more of your faction's supplies and commodities you supply within your own faction the lower your colonies maintenance costs get
Somebody gift me Kenshi pls
so by diversifying your production you save money on expenses

My planet is a bit of a Virgin planets
Nothing special really
But also no hazards
basically just make one of every industry first before you start making duplicates
it'll save you cash
honestly speaking, most people everywhere know about guns
it's like, a fact of life
I can say I shot a bit in my time
Those things are designed to be used and maintained by a nations peasant class so figuring out the basics really isn't hard
A4 terran ahh world?
by "A4" i mean standard as in A4 paper
and by terran i mean earthly
like planet earth
and by ahh i mean ass
mhmm ass
like my posterior
Culo
It's not an assuring thought ... I know nothing because I play video games that contain them.
you can breathe in chlorine 
then you know something to be fair


