#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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orchid robin
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i have no idea how that womans books sold so much seeing the incompetence she shows in her writing sometimes

restive bronze
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wizards go burr

broken topaz
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Literally

placid geode
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the only reason she didnt have another black person in the universe is because she'd accidentally name him the n word or some shit

orchid robin
restive bronze
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Nigarious Black

queen finch
placid geode
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stop kekl kekw

orchid robin
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Jack Black

broken topaz
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If there was any italian characters

broken topaz
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they'd be fucking

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Vinny Spaghettini

restive bronze
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Vince meatball

placid geode
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spaghettus macaronini

hoary elk
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πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ

restive bronze
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Tony Alfredo

hoary elk
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Eskdee

hexed karma
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Balls

orchid robin
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Vinny raviolous

placid geode
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his one phrase is "AYYY IM MAGICKING HERE"

broken topaz
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Walks around like

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πŸ‘Œ

orchid robin
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jk rowling introduces her new irish wizard

grizzled meadow
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NOT WITH THIS GIF

hoary elk
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Pastamancer

orchid robin
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and he just explodes in the first scene

placid geode
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mf has a huge gold chain around his neck

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broken topaz
orchid robin
broken topaz
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French Lesbian:
RugΓ© munchΓ©r

restive bronze
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she would be worth 1 more billion if she went through with it

orchid robin
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i was engaged all the way to the 3rd episode

placid geode
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i wonder if jk rowling came up with the name of "vodka drunkinski" from punch out

restive bronze
rose ferry
broken topaz
rose ferry
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like unironically

broken topaz
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close enough

placid geode
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IGOR

heavy peak
final grotto
orchid robin
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rowling naming the only russian character Sovietsky

final grotto
heavy peak
rose ferry
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norway's translation of harry potter has some of the worst and best name changes for the localization I've ever heard

orchid robin
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solovetsky

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solovetsky

restive bronze
rose ferry
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easily one of my favourites is what we translated 'slytherin' into

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least favourite is what we translated quidditch into

placid geode
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australian wizard and his name is like "boganar stubbitus"

broken topaz
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I mean rowling gets away with calling the very very stern character that only is seen wearing black...

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Sirius black

orchid robin
restive bronze
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He taught harry how to jerk off with spells

broken topaz
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Her character naming is worse than araki

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who just picks a random vinyl of his record wall

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and names a new character

restive bronze
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I mean you're just pointing out the few meme names, most characters are fine.

placid geode
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idk there are real people named potter and that shit is funny af

restive bronze
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probably 6 or 7 meme names in the whole series

broken topaz
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"Hey what should we name this new character i am thinking about?"
clueless
"Limp Bizkit"

broken topaz
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Thanks araki

grizzled meadow
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Araki forgot

placid geode
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id like harry potter if limp bizkit was in hogwarts

restive bronze
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Then who is kidd rock

orchid robin
grizzled meadow
orchid robin
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i got no idea who that is

placid geode
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he's the one that they dont talk about (due to the allegations)

restive bronze
orchid robin
grizzled meadow
placid geode
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im gonna name my kid audi a4 2.0 TDI teknik with S-line package quattro AWD

orchid robin
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you cant stop me

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unless you mute me

placid geode
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im pretty sure thats the hatfield mccoy feud

orchid robin
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then you will stop me ig

uneven sinew
# grizzled meadow

We once had a dog in our hospital which was called XTrail, like one of the Nissan cars

broken topaz
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im gonna name my kid Richard N. and change my last name to joyer

placid geode
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theres kids named kia

orchid robin
placid geode
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now consider the fact that kia has been getting sued due to how easy it is to steal their cars

restive bronze
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My drug addict cousin named his kids.... Bentley and Lexus.

broken topaz
orchid robin
hoary elk
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Bro is named Carlos

orchid robin
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Dick sounds more like hell during elementary and middle school

placid geode
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so you basically named your kid in reference to how easy it is to steal them

orchid robin
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Fun fact

placid geode
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dustyn kekw

uneven sinew
orchid robin
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there were kids that were legally named "bacon"

hoary elk
broken topaz
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We have laws here that limit naming

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Like

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Im pretty sure I cant name m kid Anakin

uneven sinew
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Xur-9769-w

placid geode
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cringe law

orchid robin
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placid geode
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i want to name my kid jc denton as only their first name

broken topaz
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what does JC stand for

restive bronze
weak jackal
uneven sinew
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Jerking Cock

orchid robin
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jezus christe

uneven sinew
placid geode
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"my child is augmented"

broken topaz
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Too bad bale is way too old at this point

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What a shame

placid geode
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hugo weaving

restive bronze
orchid robin
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christian bale always gave it his all in his roles honestly

uneven sinew
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You can customize JC so

orchid robin
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the man is more dedicated than a salmon swimming upstream

hoary elk
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Julio CΓ©sar kinda cool

uneven sinew
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It's valid

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Dicky McMac

weak jackal
uneven sinew
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The Raya Lucaria dog boss fight

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It's shit

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Dog or idk know what that is

weak jackal
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wait wtf you killed the dog?

orchid robin
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everything is a dog

weak jackal
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why didn't you just go around it

orchid robin
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there are dogs dogs

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and then there are weird dogs

restive bronze
uneven sinew
placid geode
uneven sinew
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Wtf you mean jump around it

orchid robin
uneven sinew
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I can jump around?

placid geode
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jump up jump up and get down?

broken topaz
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My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

uneven sinew
orchid robin
broken topaz
solar obsidian
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cuz jesus christ is my πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ

orchid robin
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indian?

queen finch
orchid robin
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no wait

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thats not india

solar obsidian
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!1984

split canyonBOT
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grizzled meadow
uneven sinew
grizzled meadow
uneven sinew
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Let me look for the sync one

orchid robin
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@weak jackal question

uneven sinew
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This one

solar obsidian
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198x4

uneven sinew
hoary elk
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forearms: annihilated

orchid robin
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anyways off i go to cyberpunk

weak jackal
orchid robin
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grinded up to 50 street cr-

orchid robin
solar obsidian
broken topaz
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smack

weak jackal
orchid robin
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as i was saying, grinded to 50street cred and now i got a sandy that slows down time to 5% for 3-4 seconds

weak jackal
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you'll be doing a lot of quicksave quickloading

orchid robin
ruby minnow
solar obsidian
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new "packwatch" dropped

grim radish
queen finch
heavy peak
grim radish
broken topaz
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You have about 10 seconds to kiss me

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before i add you to the list of NSF casualties

orchid robin
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NSF casualties?

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tf is nsf

digital quartz
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Nsf ?

broken topaz
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deus ex

digital quartz
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Oh right

grim radish
weak jackal
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me n who

broken topaz
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haii

weak jackal
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haiiiiiii :3

broken topaz
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p!kiss @weak jackal

foggy mantleBOT
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Cori kisses Sleepy Samantha

weak jackal
digital quartz
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I feel like Cori could use the distraction rn yep

broken topaz
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Yes yes

orchid robin
broken topaz
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I'm definitely not distracted enough

weak jackal
digital quartz
rose ferry
orchid robin
broken topaz
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is the vibe im getting

orchid robin
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also

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E is just cropped porn

amber marsh
broken topaz
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real

digital quartz
rose ferry
broken topaz
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true

midnight tree
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they are very good tho

broken topaz
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I concur

broken topaz
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that makes Maxim officially Madirex's kitten

midnight tree
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@broken topaz where are YOUR thigh pics?

broken topaz
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I have seen his legs

midnight tree
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cori has seen my legs

broken topaz
orchid robin
midnight tree
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i forgor

broken topaz
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Boyfriend

digital quartz
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pogchamp loyal

orchid robin
midnight tree
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damn bro just become polyamorous already so i can see your thug shaker

broken topaz
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D:

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not to be mean to my bf

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but

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my thighs are better

orchid robin
warped elm
broken topaz
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not his

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not mine

midnight tree
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post your cock then

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simple

broken topaz
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HE WOULD LIKE THAT EVEN LESS

weak jackal
broken topaz
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and that would get me banned

trim pilot
digital quartz
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What if you took pics together to post here ? 😳

grim radish
trim pilot
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will this affect the soup economy

broken topaz
orchid robin
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the teacher from whiplash is

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a special sace

midnight tree
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i wish the local girls had the confidence to approach me tbh

broken topaz
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approach them instead

rose ferry
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nah man they're women

digital quartz
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Crawl on all 4s and approach

rose ferry
hoary elk
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Hiss like a lizard

trim pilot
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lick their feet

hoary elk
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Makes them go crazy

rose ferry
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hiiii bruno

heady crow
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maxiim heyy!! Haii!!

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how you doin

midnight tree
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women are just cowards that are too afraid to approach a high-value male like myself

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also BRUNO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAIIIII

heady crow
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aksel hii heyy!!

digital quartz
broken topaz
rose ferry
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I'm doing gooood, I'm tired tho

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why he eepy

rose ferry
heady crow
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been a long week

midnight tree
rose ferry
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it has been, spent most of this week recovering from the two prior weeks tbh

midnight tree
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i look like i actively want to die at all times

heady crow
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mood

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got a resting bitch face myself

broken topaz
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just wear a mask

heady crow
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nah

broken topaz
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one of those silly :3 ones

heady crow
digital quartz
broken topaz
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Yea

midnight tree
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i got empty eyes man

heady crow
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got the sadness of a eastern european gae porn actor in them

digital quartz
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Fill them

midnight tree
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there aint nothing behind those glasses

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got a good set of angry eyebrows tho

rose ferry
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I'm told when I'm relaxing or at bars I look like I've got constant bedroom eyes like I'm checkin out every person I hold eye contact with

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this isn't intentional, at least not consciously

broken topaz
midnight tree
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i only have a domconscious

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smh

rose ferry
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I mean who's saying I'm not

midnight tree
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bruh if i zone out looking at someone and they notice they probably think i want to eat them or something

quartz saffron
rose ferry
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I'd join the sixth house if I WAS GIVEN THE DAMN OPTION

gentle saffron
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im too silly to be here

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i gotta go!

heady crow
digital quartz
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All my homies hate Vivec and Almalexia

rose ferry
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brΓΌno constantly trying to win my heart smh

digital quartz
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Yep there is a mod for that

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Also one that fleshes out telvanni

quartz saffron
digital quartz
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And the twin lamps

broken topaz
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BrΓΌno just knows what the boys like

digital quartz
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I wish I could be an eccentric Telvanni wizard living in my fungoid home pondering the za

trim pilot
midnight tree
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This could be us but you keep playin

rose ferry
grim radish
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Making some gumbo

rose ferry
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and freeing slaves so I can sell them as indentured servitude

trim pilot
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theres a slur in there

digital quartz
rose ferry
digital quartz
grim radish
rose ferry
grim radish
rose ferry
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BORG

heady crow
digital quartz
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You lost

midnight tree
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need a strong nord warrior gf to fus ro dah me off a mountain

heady crow
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same goes for you

quartz saffron
digital quartz
rose ferry
digital quartz
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S1mple

hoary elk
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shut the fuck up you fucking bitch - s1mple

digital quartz
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A quote for the ages

hoary elk
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ok now where's m0nesy

midnight tree
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nothing like a 5 day old, twice heated portion of rice

quartz saffron
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We csgo postin

hoary elk
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2 pit

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go

broken topaz
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GREEN GREEN

hoary elk
broken topaz
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WHAT IS UR PROBLEM GREEN

hoary elk
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YOUR FATHER AND YOUR FATHER IN THE NIGHT

abstract path
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Banana phone!

hoary elk
hoary elk
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B site experience

hoary elk
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πŸ‡³πŸ‡ͺ

abstract path
steady trellis
quartz saffron
trim pilot
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My Squingle is happy now that he’s on insulin

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I’ve noticed a clear difference in his hehavior

trim pilot
# urban ocean

I love how that shitty meme was entirely started by gaming circlejerk

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And it spiraled completely out of control

trim pilot
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I don’t have any opinions on hogwarts legacy I’m not a big Harry Potter fan

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But as I was involved in the starting of the hogwarts legacy boycott, I can say the entire thing started as an elaborate troll

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And it was funny until idiots started taking it seriously

broken topaz
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im gonna play it as soon as i can pirate it

atomic pewter
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Ayo wtf something's changed

midnight tree
ruby minnow
hoary elk
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so cheap

ruby minnow
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pretty cheap for a AAA game that came out in 2023

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i expected it to be at least like 1k

urban ocean
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Foreign currencies be like.

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USD: $70
RUBLES: $70000

ruby minnow
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its TL tho not rubles

rose ferry
hoary elk
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TL? my condolences

rose ferry
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how were you personally involved though, I gotta ask

urban ocean
trim pilot
urban ocean
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So you made like 1 post on twitter

trim pilot
rose ferry
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guessing 4chan

ruby minnow
rose ferry
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oh

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even spicier than I though

ruby minnow
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bro

ruby minnow
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do you think

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4chan would care about trans rights?

trim pilot
rose ferry
urban ocean
rose ferry
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besides there are trans oriented boards on 4chan

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they're... something else

midnight tree
rose ferry
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watch ur mouth

trim pilot
midnight tree
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catch these hands

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with your ass

rose ferry
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bet

rose ferry
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I go to reddit for F1 and Gundam related announcements

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also some of the norwegian subreddits because the people there are helpful

tardy thunder
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!1984

split canyonBOT
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midnight tree
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with what

ruby minnow
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i have never taken help from reddit

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and won't take help from reddit

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fuck that

urban ocean
ruby minnow
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i got family i can count on

trim pilot
rose ferry
# midnight tree with what

well my dumbass gets confused by what happens around the country, and luckily I'm not the only one so another dumbass will ask what the hell is X all about and another will answer "it's my grandfather's X, he's using it to Y my grandmother and it made the local news, just don't worry about it"

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etc

midnight tree
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ah

midnight tree
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i just don't pay attention to what goes on in norway

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works fine for me

rose ferry
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that works too

midnight tree
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water based or water cringe

rose ferry
uneven sinew
trim pilot
trim pilot
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Missile

hoary elk
steady trellis
hoary elk
midnight tree
trim pilot
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Do u want to smell my dirty ingrown toenail filled feet

trim pilot
midnight tree
trim pilot
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DEMON

midnight tree
hoary elk
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coal

trim pilot
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This chat is for cats

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Not dogs

midnight tree
hoary elk
final grotto
rose ferry
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r*ddit moment

final grotto
midnight tree
rose ferry
queen finch
final grotto
midnight tree
trim pilot
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Squingles are better than dogs

midnight tree
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shut the fuck up

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ignorant whore

#

my dog is obviously the best animal on the planet

uneven sinew
steady trellis
gentle saffron
#

NO

rose ferry
gentle saffron
#

NO FUCKING SPANISH

uneven sinew
#

Okey okey

#

I had to answer in Spanish

midnight tree
rose ferry
#

everything and nothing

uneven sinew
#

You are always using the el risitas meme

midnight tree
#

ye

uneven sinew
#

And it's Spanish

#

So

#

Checkmate

steady trellis
gentle saffron
#

what

uneven sinew
trim pilot
gentle saffron
#

???

rose ferry
midnight tree
#

shur up

gentle saffron
#

i only post funny AMERICAN endorsed memes

#

thank u very much

gentle saffron
trim pilot
#

Seranas history is soo fubkdd

#

Fucked

pastel quartz
#

hii

uneven sinew
#

Hello

#

You finished the Starsector experience

#

?

steady trellis
#

fuck me, you really are just being obnoxious at this point

trim pilot
pastel quartz
uneven sinew
#

I was just showing that the guy it's Spanish smh

#

No need to get all angry

steady trellis
pastel quartz
#

purrs

uneven sinew
trim pilot
#

Rawr x3 nuzzles

steady trellis
pastel quartz
uneven sinew
trim pilot
pastel quartz
#

do you read the dialogues or do you just skip thru everything

uneven sinew
#

I read the dialogues

midnight tree
uneven sinew
#

Why would you skip the dialogue

midnight tree
#

skip deez nuts

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
uneven sinew
#

We wuz kingz

midnight tree
#

fr

trim pilot
#

Bye chat

uneven sinew
#

Aldo as a successor

#

Hmm

uneven sinew
trim pilot
#

Summon a demon for me while I’m gone

midnight tree
#

why don't you summon some bitches

rose ferry
midnight tree
#

yeah

#

never skip lip day

uneven sinew
#

Skip deez nuts

midnight tree
#

tongue day too

rose ferry
#

give your boys the best lip service

#

I'm a professional linguist

eager quest
midnight tree
#

i'm a licensed forklift driver

#

we're meant for each other bro

rose ferry
#

you can fork me up in your arms

#

or something

midnight tree
#

fr

rose ferry
#

forklift

midnight tree
#

fl (forklift)

#

i could probably fireman's carry you very comfortably

uneven sinew
#

Send photo doing it

midnight tree
#

@rose ferry i propose a deal; i make you food and remind you to eat so you can gain weight and in return i get to use you for lifting purposes so i can get stronger as you get heavier

rose ferry
#

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#

this is not a bad deal

midnight tree
#

deadass i'll do it

pastel quartz
rose ferry
#

let's do it, but I refuse if it isn't hot

midnight tree
#

i will make you hot food

pastel quartz
#

i want too :C

midnight tree
#

no problem bro

#

you gotta find someone closer bro

pastel quartz
midnight tree
#

find a polish ogre man that will take you in

rose ferry
#

always room for one more

pastel quartz
#

even maxim is cuter than you..

#

imagine

midnight tree
#

i mean

#

it doesn't take much to be cuter than me

gentle saffron
#

i need someone to cook for me

#

only if they cook better

#

no one cooks better than me

#

therefore i need no one.

midnight tree
gentle saffron
#

i am the ultimate chef

#

househusband supreme

pastel quartz
midnight tree
#

i can do cartwheels

#

i can even do a frontflip on the ground

#

what more could you ask for in a househusband

pastel quartz
#

im umm

#

i can

gentle saffron
#

i do electrical work, gardening, carpentry, i cook, i clean like hell. i am the ultimate househusband

uneven sinew
#

Lmao

rose ferry
#

I can cook and clean like a champion, I just keep forgetting to do the former

pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

i am literally a jack of all trades

#

u need lighting set up? i gotchu

midnight tree
#

i'm a jack of all offs

gentle saffron
#

want me to build a new table? yeah

#

a lovely garden in the backyard? sure

#

there is nothing i cannot do in a house

#

im sorry, can YOU set up exterior lighting for your patio? i didnt fucking think so

uneven sinew
#

Or something

#

No one will know if it's true or not

#

Lol

midnight tree
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

can you learn how to build a nuclear reactor in my shed

pastel quartz
#

i'm a good pillow

gentle saffron
#

close enough

pastel quartz
#

but probably i'll sleep on you

gentle saffron
#

hired

#

youll catch on quickly

pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

i will teach you the ways of old

#

you will know how to make bombs by nightfall

pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

are you referring to a combustion engine

pastel quartz
#

im referring to a dildo thats able to stick inside my ass

uneven sinew
gentle saffron
#

well that isnt what i was expecting but

#

yeah if you wanna get fucked by an inert pipe bomb

#

whos gonna stop you right?

#

free country

pastel quartz
#

no my question is- can u teach me how to make one

uneven sinew
#

You talking about the artillery shell inside the old man's butt

#

?

grizzled meadow
gentle saffron
#

honestly i am very good with engineering so

#

probably

#

nothing i cant make

#

im in my prime

#

i feel invincible

uneven sinew
#

Make a Pizza making machine

#

Automatic

pastel quartz
midnight tree
#

make a machine making machine

uneven sinew
#

Patent = Money

gentle saffron
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

could just order one online

uneven sinew
gentle saffron
#

i dont gotta fuckin weld up a metal dick for you yk

#

theyre like $20 on amazon

#

ask me how i know

uneven sinew
#

Engineers in here don't know how to weld shit

#

It's just brain power

midnight tree
#

i can weld

queen finch
#

welding ain't hard

midnight tree
#

exactly

#

soldering is harder

queen finch
#

somewhat

gentle saffron
#

i actually cannot weld but i can solder

midnight tree
#

in a construction setting soldering is definitely harder and more time consuming

gentle saffron
#

i work electronics and computers so soldering is a good bit of what i have to fix

uneven sinew
#

Electronic engineer?

gentle saffron
#

broken connecters that need soldering and shit

queen finch
#

MIG welding is something everyone can, my son was able to do it decently when he was 8

gentle saffron
#

i am an aircraft engineer

uneven sinew
#

Makes sense

thin willow
gentle saffron
#

i am getting out of the military soon tho and gonna work something else

#

most likely just large scale radars

#

i know people who work at one and they want me to come after im out

queen finch
#

stick welding on the other hand, that's something that you need to put some real effort into in order to do it proficiently

uneven sinew
gentle saffron
#

thats me alright

thin willow
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

i do nothing but sit behind my desk until they need me and drink redbull

#

and as of recently, talk to u nerds

#

cause ive gotten so fucking bored

uneven sinew
#

Gator it's like the duty technician

gentle saffron
#

nothing is happening

uneven sinew
#

But he drinks Redbull instead

gentle saffron
#

i love my redbull

#

used to be cigarettes but i kicked that habit

#

made me feel disgusting

midnight tree
#

redbull sucks balls

gentle saffron
#

i am now a lovely handsome young man with a slowly deteriorating mind

midnight tree
#

that shit tasted like watered down piss

#

start drinking monster ultra white

gentle saffron
#

idk the flavor is good to me cause im masochistic or some shit

gentle saffron
thin willow
#

Redbull is for when you're fighting your demons

gentle saffron
#

oh im fighting demons alright

#

and im losing

wind forum
gentle saffron
#

when does it end

thin willow
#

Find some like-minded people and goon that shit out

wind forum
#

Never xd

thin willow
#

Build a missile

gentle saffron
#

im no weapons tech

#

fuck raytheon

#

those shills can fuck themselves

thin willow
#

It's like the final step of being a techie

#

Nearly all of my mechatronics professors have at some point worked on a weapons project

gentle saffron
#

they can suck the skin off my dick for all i care, hate them.

uneven sinew
#

I knew someone was gonna talk about the monster drink

#

That shit is gonna fuck up your heart

gentle saffron
#

white monster is a close second

#

anyways im gonna go jerk off aka bother someone till i can leave this shithole and enjoy my weekend

queen finch
#

yes

gentle saffron
#

they wont let me leave

midnight tree
#

@rose ferry

uneven sinew
#

The Metal Slug games are all on sale daaamn

uneven sinew
#

Consume

gentle saffron
#

@pastel quartz can i have $4

thin willow
gentle saffron
#

i dont need it or anything i just want to steal

pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

damn

#

guess i know not to rob u

gentle saffron
pastel quartz
#

you can rob me

gentle saffron
#

frob

pastel quartz
#

from my virginity

uneven sinew
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

imagine losing your virginity? me? i never fucking lose.

thin willow
#

It's free if you know sseth's code

uneven sinew
#

It's not

queen finch
pastel quartz
uneven sinew
#

Lmao

#

Okay okay, how do you have Divinity then

pastel quartz
thin willow
#

Explain How I Have It Then (I'm broke)

uneven sinew
#

Can't escape now

slim osprey
queen finch
hoary elk
#

Public bus noisy as shit

uneven sinew
gentle saffron
#

I LOVE GAS STATION DICK PILLS

hoary elk
#

Sounds like an f1 car

uneven sinew
#

Skill issue

gentle saffron
#

I LOVE BEING PAINFULLY ERECT FOR 72 CONSECUTIVE HOURS

hoary elk
#

Chupalo

#

we walk

thin willow
uneven sinew
gentle saffron
#

doing opium with your dick pills goes CRAZY

uneven sinew
hoary elk
#

You're spanish XD

thin willow
uneven sinew
#

Yup

gentle saffron
#

the euro fears the personal vehicle

uneven sinew
#

Winner

#

You must be the only one who discovered it

hoary elk
#

a stolen bike is my personal vehicle

gentle saffron
#

you all would weep at the sound of my obnoxious honda civic blasting down the culdesac at 3 am

hoary elk
#

Can't drive during the day

uneven sinew
#

Maybe the Argentinan did too

slim osprey
thin willow
#

My personal vehicle is the back of the bus I've claimed all for myself with my alcoholic odor

slim osprey
uneven sinew
#

Get shot at

hidden path
#

Tired as hell

#

time to sleep

#

goodnight chat

hoary elk
#

SENOVENTA SENOVENTA

uneven sinew
#

I have some people in Buenos Aires

slim osprey
#

Buenos Aires no es Argentina

uneven sinew
#

And they have to live in a private property

slim osprey
#

Ahi estan los femboys

gentle saffron
uneven sinew
gentle saffron
hoary elk
#

Silence, tucumano

gentle saffron
#

this u dawg?

pastel quartz
slim osprey
#

No cum?

gentle saffron
#

the cum beast

thin willow
pastel quartz
gentle saffron
#

i am a big strong military man

#

i will bend the country of argentina to my will

pastel quartz
uneven sinew
#

Make plane now

#

I pay

gentle saffron
#

will sell the falklands back to england

thin willow
#

How big strong if sit in chair

slim osprey
#

Uhhh no

thin willow
#

Air force no big

slim osprey
#

El gordo se fue a la mierda

thin willow
#

Air force small

uneven sinew
#

Messi will not let it happen

gentle saffron
#

fuck youre right

thin willow
#

Big head small muscle

slim osprey
#

Que se cree este gordo teton caΓ±on de levadura?

gentle saffron
#

i could beat the country

uneven sinew
#

Big head small peni

gentle saffron
#

but i dont know if im strong enough for messi

uneven sinew
#

Lol

gentle saffron
#

that man is no man

hoary elk
#

^full of estrogen and depleted uranium

gentle saffron
#

NOOOOOOOOO

slim osprey
#

Se le cruza un turro y se caga en las patas

hoary elk
#

πŸ¦…πŸ¦…RAHHH

thin willow
#

Argentina calling back all the top US scientists after war is declared

uneven sinew
#

Argentinians have good grilling skills

gentle saffron
#

germany calling back its long lost ancestors

uneven sinew
#

Better than the Americans

gentle saffron
#

that's undeniable yall are cookin some fuckin gas down there

slim osprey
#

Aguante el asado

uneven sinew
hoary elk
#

Que rico el choripan

gentle saffron
#

regardless

uneven sinew
#

Bread and virgin oil

slim osprey
#

I will unvirgin the oil

hoary elk
#

Kairo be eating bread and tomato, most advanced Spaniard dish

slim osprey
#

Let's be honest

#

Europeans don't know how to cook

gentle saffron
#

not a single one

slim osprey
#

Except for italians

gentle saffron
#

im in florida so i get all the good south american/caribbean shit

#

them immigrants come here and bless me with gods greatest gift to this world

steady trellis
foggy mantleBOT
#

check @slim osprey has been warned.

uneven sinew
#

Ehehhehehehhe

midnight tree
uneven sinew
gentle saffron
uneven sinew
#

Don't speak turk

#

You'll get babababababnned

gentle saffron
#

i speak AMERICAN baybee!

ruby minnow
gentle saffron
#

oh god

#

you activated him

uneven sinew
#

Sleeper agent

gentle saffron
#

he saw turk and appeared like a fucking phantom

slim osprey
#

I'll take the warn anyways tho

ruby minnow
uneven sinew
#

It ain't much, but it's honest work

gentle saffron
#

if i unironically upset you i apologize i figured we was just goofin

ruby minnow
#

we already have good food we don't need more good food

hoary elk
#

Your existence is enough punishment

gentle saffron
#

america has few good aspects, one of them is definitely the food

#

we get everything here

slim osprey
ruby minnow
uneven sinew
#

Chile best country

ruby minnow
#

y'all don't got anything national

slim osprey
#

But don't talk about those islands again while I'm here

uneven sinew
#

Instead of saluting they insult each other

hoary elk
#

REMOVE BOLIVIA

uneven sinew
#

We don't have that shitty food

#

That Catalonia

hoary elk
#

I only now a Valencia girl

#

She's cool

uneven sinew
#

Paella and napping

#

Most common stereotypes

uneven sinew
#

And Zippos

ruby minnow
uneven sinew
#

Hmm

uneven sinew
hoary elk
#

She always tells me "you don't even speak Spanish"

uneven sinew
slim osprey
#

Nah but it's true

#

Chileans don't speak spanish

hoary elk
#

Jealous that i can insult people and their Translator doesn't get it either

slim osprey
#

The fuck is wea

uneven sinew
#

Wait

#

Chile wins, because they have Pedro Pascal

uncut obsidian
#

I've had an actual good sleep lessgoo

hoary elk
#

pedrito

uneven sinew
#

Well, he was born there I mean

steady trellis
uneven sinew
#

(Skom is watching, he's waiting to mute us if we speak in Spanish again, watch out bois)

slim osprey
#

Que?

steady trellis
#

i wish you would just get the point instead of testing the patience of people

uneven sinew
steady trellis
#

i dont give a f if ya'll post a few sentences here and there

#

but you oftern take over the chat for hours on end

uneven sinew
#

Hours

slim osprey
#

"Often"

hoary elk
#

Okay then translate "Eri una maraca reculia"

uneven sinew
#

Often

slim osprey
#

Brother it happened once

#

And it lasted like 30 minutes

uneven sinew
#

Nah

#

We'll speak in English

steady trellis
#

you have a ES channel, so there is literally no reason for this

slim osprey
#

They don't let us post memes in there

hoary elk
#

We have el trauma seΓ±or

uneven sinew
#

I think they had trouble there

hoary elk
#

We was baneado

slim osprey
#

You know how bad it is for a latin dude to not be able to post memes

uneven sinew
#

I don't use that channel tho

slim osprey
#

It's like a second language for us

steady trellis
#

ES channel is full of memes kekw

uneven sinew
steady trellis
#

i frequent them all

slim osprey
#

Last time I checked some dude got banned for posting memes

gentle saffron
slim osprey
uneven sinew
slim osprey
#

Nah hold on I got a better one

uneven sinew
slim osprey
#

No se ingles que dice ahΓ­?

hoary elk
#

Que es Weno pa la palanca mi compare

uneven sinew
#

Translation

#

Plz

slim osprey
#

Gamma spanish update when?

#

Spanish support channel when?

#

Gamma full spanish server when?

uneven sinew
#

Never

#

It would be chaos

hoary elk
#

Como se instala

gentle saffron
#

they finally let me go home

hoary elk
#

You nou saber

gentle saffron
#

good god

uneven sinew
#

Let's see what's on prime gaming

gentle saffron
#

it's over

slim osprey
#

Weno me voy

#

Toca gym

heavy peak
#

I swear, imma about to exile you lads to the spanish channel kekw

steady trellis
#

please do

#

my patience is running thin

hoary elk
#

nee, ik spreek nederlands

uneven sinew
#

They are giving out morrowind

heavy peak
#

[creates a Brazilian channel]
Literally sends dio to Brazil because memes

uneven sinew
#

Gonna gift it to a friend

heady crow
pastel quartz
heady crow
#

majaaa hii!!

#

how you been today

midnight tree