#🎪bruh-fart
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Yes
Nice
There was this one trans girl who was like, a massive whore. I'm talkin major slut. Non stop talking about dick sucking and doing "uwu" tier speach. I was flabbergasted. Also i'm not insulting her thats how she reffered to herself

in our game it was, if you did the nsfw thing, you advance. first to get to the end wins
@pastel quartz
so me and the dude just stayed at the start
I know the type
I'd win
Probably
how tf the asexual gonna advance ahead of me in the sex game
man i suck
skill issue smh
OwO
You fucks have been talking about a sex game this entire time? 
talk to me like that please~
I used to do lots

character arc
I was steps away from being a uwu e slut too
You're a massive semen slut whore. (affectionate)
We've all been there
Go online, there's ones everywhere
Where has the sneed skull even come from
oh thats true







Combo breaker'd...

There comes a point where you are surrounded by 5 or so furries and you just ask yourself wtf you're doing
broke the combo
thank god there's no furries over here where I live
Sounds like a good time

Could be
Then you become the ascended one. People be like "erp with me pls" and you go "no thanks, i have to get a good nights sleep and drink water"
Real
WTFF I WANT ITT




i wanna get invited to palce like thattt
Talk to more furries
i wanna get a server where i join- write one thing on general chat there and everybody goes and uses me
It'll happen
i think i'm feeling depression for the first time in 4 years
go to any of the popular "clubs" on vr chat, speak with girl voice, become magnet for lonely people
Tons
like, actual depression
make lifelong friendships
oh no
i dont have ag irl voice
I know like 4
go buy one
ehh
go to the speech therapy store and pay money and do like 4 months work and boom
girl voice
Replace your vocal cords

Perform a larnyx shaving
ayo im here if u want to talk bro
i love this cat gif so much
he eyes so big
This cat needs blinker fluid
true 
nah it's about a recent political situation
you can't fix that
If it makes you feel any better, the entire planet is falling apart in all forms and manners
holy fuck 
no?
Guys what if uh, like uh, mmmh 😖

Smooth... Buttery... CRISP.
what if mwgmhmm~
What if I firebombed the parliement again
yeah... no one can fix that
unless assassination
Again? You mean try again?
no it doesn't
Oh... Well, It does for me! 
pipe bomb
something I've been fighting for for more than 3 years has disappeared in one second


😔
p!kiss @hidden path

kiss your cats goodnight
there you go

Damb Depression cured
if only it was that easy
@hidden path
actually idk if it counts as "political"
true, me too
i almost passed out multiple times during my cycling session yet i still do it lol
Might work out just a bit soon
Cycling my beloved
I got into gym but not grindset, don't really care for it
cycling's my way of moving around
few thousand kilometers a year
my muscles are super sore today
I went all out yesterday

I'm gonna kill my legs today
Thunder thighs 

just know that if I will suddenly stop talking then I'm already arrested 
Damn, I was getting ready to write a joke.
Operation save Madi
at all costs
Shit man, what's going on?
lmao i noticed recently i gain about 2kg and my belly gets like 20% more pronounced. im 60kg
gotta hit that grind harder
@silk oracle and anyone else who wants to see with what kind of idiots we deal in #🔨base-gamma-support 

I'm 80kg
obamna
Soda
oh my fucking god
i swear bro its not funny at all when you're actually talking to the idiot
I was 88.2 and now im at 84.3

i feel like somebody fucking stabbed me or something
fucking GOLD right there man

jesus, I lost braincells just reading this
as a sticker when
it gets enough use as an emote 

I honestly don't know when it even started going so wrong
It was scuffed from the beginning
at the !goodwill part when he refused o read the bot 
My crowning addition to the server (with some touch ups from another lad) 
Rimworld is a sex game where you eat ass, yes? 
it can be
if we're talking about crowning additions to the server, this is mine 
you can even do gender modifications...
ah yes, another good one 
my crowning addition is puke posting
lets leave it at that
observe
please no
@pastel quartz
Tasty

Thank you
my power is immense
their power is immense
back to drawing goblin porn
chad
Nah

the word filter prevents me from articulating my disgust
so I will say 'bad'
Just circumvent the filter by taking a screenshot and then wait for the Mods to obliterate you. 
why'd you type that twice
I replied to the image instead of the text like a dummy
p!kiss @uncut yew
love u too

bedcrabe
p!kiss @runic kernel
I'm a mess
wanna marry me?
Axe the corner off
Only if i get to be the boywife
aw.. nvm then

it's made of marble
God punishing you for wanting a goblin up your ass
Bigger axe
God won't stop me
Can we still be frwends @pastel quartz 
Imagine being seated on an airplane when one of those hit the Earth. 
i- i-wanna bwe more thwan thatt :C
One day your knees will give up from the weight of your sins, and I will not be there to save you
Then i shall crawl and continue sinning
themethod.mp4
Vibe check
damn this new pogborts game is bangin
that kinda happens all the time tbh
Explain to me what Hufflepuff even represents
omg we are gonna have the discussion again
parying hard, getting away with crime
parrying hard lmao

Griff = Brave
Raven = Smrt
Slytheryn = Being evil bastards / Ambitious
Hufflepuff = Kind? Compassionate?
like, believe me
Hufflepuff is what your parents and teachers mean when they say
"He's got a big heart." or "He has lots of spirit."
after the discussion here I've seen randos jump in with the exact same arguments into other servers
just dunking on the new game out of nowhere lmao
Griff - couragoues to a fault
Raven = smart and wanting to learn all the time
Snake = Super cunning and ambitous even if it makes 'em kinda dicks
HUFF = They're baby, they smoke weed, they party, they take care of plants they're here for a good time
am i the only one that thinks that the big fat guy with long hair from harry potter is really fucking hot
Hufflepuff =femboys
Griff =tomboys
Raven = goth girls
Snake = egirls
hagrid?
This happens here as well
Stolen from /v/, uploaded for archival purposes!
growing weed could happen
also the hufflepuff common room is full of plants and looks like a hobbit burrow, and hobbits smoke weed all the time
here, have a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0EUoEEj1tU
thanks fam

this game is good because you can be fruity
🥝
Voldemort needed to sort out his priorities.
If he started by targeting Hufflepuffs, nobody would have gotten in his way.
Animals | Wildlife | Nature | Geese | Canada Geese | Peppa | Speckles | Salty Goose
One of the fluffy young Goslings at the very end of this video was Frankie when he was just a few weeks old.
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...

wish geese were real
Lies
The only place for a fucking goose in my house is the oven.
Bastards
Befriended the fire crab
I wish canada was real
TRUE
I thought the graphics on hogwarts legacy would be better
It's the mobile game, not legacy.
no said it was pogborts game
Ah?
Ohhh, I thought that because It came out today
How does the pogborts phone game actually play
I think I saw a screenshot where it showed you need energy and shit to do stuff
theres like no gameplay, it's all story
so if you like reading, like my dumbass, you'll like it
I just played so i could make my character gae
Thats gäe
look at that dingus, what a fool
Hi Gator
It's funny until it happens to you.
holy shit who tf thought this far
wtf going on outside my house
is that rudy giuliani ? 
what is this
Looks like sims
Nah its a mobile game harry potter i think
Example being
my homosexual bogborts mobile game
Go pick up your souls bro
Propaganda
Hogwarts legacy is muy bueno
idk what that is i'm talking about bogborts mobile game
It's the Harry Potter game everyone is yelling about without ever having actually played it cause muh JK Rowling gets residuals and she's a bad person.
so true she is a bad person
Meanwhile, there's a trans side character, you can make your own character trans, etc
This is the only correct take on Hogwarts Legacy. All other takes are bad.
https://vxtwitter.com/PopeWaffles/status/1623458383834632193?t=kvzOg9llMFWDPAIDWjRbsA&s=19
Dude hits the nail on the head on how I feel about this whole Hogwarts Legacy BS that's been going around.

Das a lot of copies
I made my peace long ago.
aint that dude dead?
Did you name your cat after his? 
him
And yeah, it's ridiculous. Just enjoy what you want, don't give a fuck what anyone who is terminally online thinks.
Homie's with Cthulu, waiting for the day where he will name EVERYONE after his cat.
Yes.
But what I'm saying is that I still enjoy his work despite the fact that he was a massive bigot.
Supposedly, he recanted his beliefs near the end of this life. Good for him, if he did.
huh, that was a good video
You
*Turn the page
Ah, look, thinly veiled racism
*Next page
I'm sure if you dig hard enough you can find dirt on literally fucking every franchise you like or love. I put it in the same ballpark as Winston Churchill. Does him being a product of the times completely wipe away the good things he did? Lovecraft has some shit in his works, doesn't mean you can't just skip it and move on to the other pieces.
"Ah, straight up racism, what a treat" flips the page
"Something about fish people, oh hell yeah"
Erasuicus, Minoritias
I just took the stance of nobody is a hero and should not be worshipped as such. Life has been a lot better once I came to the realization that everyone is dumb af and it's a miracle we don't all kill each other.
The only people who don't recognize the talent in Lovecraft's work get their opinions from animated youtubers
mentally ill people create banger art
real
Such as all East Coasters
pablo picasso shouldve been in a fucking psych ward
follow Enoch on twitter for more banger art
Real
Lovecraft was pretty bad, even for his time.
During Lovecraft's time, it was normal for Americans to be racist towards Italians.
Italians were considered to be "black" by some race theories.
Lovecraft, however, hated anybody who wasn't Anglo-Saxon.
The Shadow over Innsmouth was based on his discovery that he was partly Welsh.
Rats in the walls has a funny bit where he goes on about 'the bungling saxons'
unironically though I can't read anything without them revising his cats name
I cant take it seriously when mr n word appears
audio books especially
Any writing or art I create is fucking garbage.
God, I hate college writing classes.
I'll be entirely honest and say the most I've ever actually read on HP lovecraft wasn't even lovecraft. It was Old Man Henderson.
his shit is pretty solid. some are hit or miss
the refrigerator story is funny as hell
You uploaded this and I think it's made my computer shit itself
What a fucking gigachad

with the invention of refrigerators he has kept himself alive for decades 👻
nightmare rotation
Oh no wait lol I just realized Rimworld finished loading
i have connections that could shut you down in SECONDS
He fell asleep before his aid could finish typing it
Not only did the exam not go well, but all the seats for the 3:30 bus were sold so now i gotta wait 2:30 hours for the 5:30 bus
Kill me
I hate this day so much
I fuckin despise it
blehhh
What exam 😔
imaging using public transportation and not going wherever you want with no regard for the environmental consequences

I swim everywhere
it's easy and fun
same
same
LOL
I see you're on that Stardew Valley shit
As if i have the money for gas, or a car, or the tolls (there are like 2-3 tolls between me and my home rn)
Literally swimming in the floor
PUKE HOURS
feeling muy sicko
taxation? more like, poop
Fuck tolls
i havent seen a toll road in ages
florida just taxes the fuck out of tourists
Legit greece has so many tolls on “interstate” roads
Bro they're just trying to get by under the bridge
Like a 2 hour trip
you wanna come here and fuck up our beaches with ur trash? pay us
3 tolls
i have reason to believe that i have dislocated my shoulder
This tourism based economy is fucking everyone else ober
Over
my arm has not worked the same since 2 days ago
Not service related
Pretty sure Florida doesn't care and just like money
NEXT!
its the only good thing to come from tourists here, i fucking hate them
whatever keeps my lights on and my taxes low
too many people come here
A lot of people tour here for some reason 
and living in florida confuses u, cause like, where do u go for vacation
Thats a myth
wilderness wise, america is unbeatable
but like anywhere else though
im sorry but like, we literally have every fucking biome known to man
Most families who can afford it, from what I know, do it like once and they just don't care anymore
Before I die, before I part from this earth, I genuinely wish to see a man doused in gasoline set himself ablaze.
We will scream, we will panic, we will ask why.
The man will just sit there on the open road calm, and his last words to us before he parts ways with this earth should be
"Like I give a shit."
America is like Terraria
Too bad you are deadset on lifting the protection those biomes have
our national parks system is one of the best things about our country (thank you teddy roosevelt)
who told you that?
National park? More like potential oil field 
i havent heard anything about removing national parks
Alaska and oil drillers trying to lift protections there
I can't read
oh yeah thats how alaska has been for fucking eons
No one cares about Alaska, might as well give it to Canada
they got Rust going on in there
the crimson

the corruption
is that detroit
yes
Song: As the World Caves in - Matt Maltese
Orchestral arrangement by starkeeper
GOOD
imagine living in Detroit
Imagine living
do you get used to getting stabbed or something?
i dont have to imagine what its like
That's it
I don't know why but the idiot who made that decided the video should have crazy stupid intense flickering
i carried a gun for a reason whenever i had to go there
real estate is cheap in Detroit, you don't even have to imagine just buy a lot for a six pack of beer
Seattle is a second runner up
playing Cyberpunk actually reminds me of my trip to seattle
it would be cheap
seattle fucking sucks
in a city where you can get robbed or shot any minute
i wouldn't pay too much for a house
Security at every shop. Graffiti on high class store fronts. Tent towns on every sidewalk
Cyberpunk is real? But without the cyberpunk?????
that's essentially san francisco too
A cyberpunk dystopia without the cyber or the punk
I'm glad every day I'm not californian
Cycle of gentrification will eventually catch up in Detroit, it will just take time. Cities are a lot more resilient than we often think.
i just went to cali with my wife cause why not
French and British people get memed on but Californians are just the worst
avoided (mostly) the shitty parts and just enjoyed the nature aspects
California is the worst
actually we DO get tourists here
you ever been there ?
no
waste of a state cause cali is fucking gorgeous if u remove the vagrants and violence
POV: California
Okay, good to know
a few times a year we have like events that bring people in from around America
And god they cant drive
we left cali the day after fires started and my carry on was stained grey from all the ash
CIA Psyop
Cock remains superior
The fires were the best thing
Unironically showed california in it's true color for the day
no need to talk about pussy cause the only thing women will ever touch any of us with is a fucking tazer
Caelid red
hold up, dont you have a wife ?
you just get tazed ? 
If I'm lucky the archeologist will be female 
nice
I got toppy from my co-worker once so that counts
exactly
DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT GENTLEMEN

Alright, I'll bite.
What are we missing?
The overflowing trash at the tree collection point?
Also, why are there so many shoes? 
the shoe being lives there
shoes of the players that have been banned
shoe goblins
i will not elaborate further
shoblins
it may or may not be relevant to a big geopolitical event happening
when i die can you get circumcised and bury your foreskin with me ?
Why are you trying to escape
Fucking christ my guy
thats fucking depressing
Don't make me laugh this is a tragedy ffs
I gotta get home to my tomboy wife
yes
My brain has sustained so much damage from AI voice synthesis the last few days, I thought this was Dagoth Ur's voice.
Hi tired
I'm not
:)

🍫 🥛 there you go
damn yours is better
bouta give you the evil wizard special

EVIL VVIZARD VVEED
literally me fr fr
thank you for your service
my cats make me so mad they literally act like i've never fucking fed them
you've never fed yourself with cats?
Add "you dropped my wallet"
Subtle. For me anyway.
@pastel quartz
@uncut obsidian
Isaac when wife
no
look at his cute pfp omg
👁️ 👁️
puke thing?
Bruh what the fuck, discord showed me Syno's pfp near that "message deleted" line for like 4 seconds
Yes
The black thing going in front of her forehead is 100% a cock
Hi Falco
falco when cock pic
its her hat
I doubt it
i know the vid 
We're on a no puke policy now
Bruh
why tho ?
its an accurate reaction sometimes
Puke spam
weird
if somebody sends something lewd, and my reaction is moaning, cum in mouth, masturbating, and i send a gif of that, it doesnt really matter if the reaction is the same
It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste, just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4zF36dPxE
Learn some music, it's a quote from a song (not this song, this is the first one)
Step aside Wu-Tang, G-Unit, NWA, D-12... There are some new kids on this block.
www.jonlajoie.com
Brother it's puke
the fuck does that have to do with some child diddler ? its a gif of someone puking
Offensive to my eyes.
Seriously gross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbAJivTHPoQ
Quote from where my phrase come from
About the puke thing, serious talk now without obscure references I can only get: it's disgusting 
BUY THIS SONG ON iTUNES HERE: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-kill-people/id404680350
Thanks to Brandon Dermer (www.twitter.com/brandondmob) and Zak Zeman for all their help shooting the video
Thanks to Julien Dermers Arsenault for the awesome intro graphics
www.juliendemersarsenault.com
Argument detected, opinion deflected
I am simply better than you
my opinion vs your opinion
Kinda sad tbh
And what the fuck is a diddler
They touch the no-no spot
Ah he answered to my obscure reference seriously
dick fiddler
I can't use the word offensive anymore because it got pigeonholed into one meaning. People think I got butthurt when I use it.
diddler
Unexpected from dot but it's an obscure reference after all
I don't get all your references Falco
I don't consume any form of media
You're a niche internet macrocelebrity
You are the media
Yes
only falco himself gets his references
me feeling the car keys in my pocket after downing 7 beers
I just sent the videos 
I schizo post inside my mind, that's my media
Didn't watch them 
You're missing out on some great rap
Double it and give it to the next person
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MY NEIGHTBOR
1 shot by SOME FUCKING NPC BECAUSE FUCK YOU YOU GET TO WALK UP A LADDER
fuck stalcraft+
fuck this fucking bullshit
All my homies hate Stalcraft
Remove PVE
Add teleport
And maybe we have a good game
remove pve? nah
isolate pve to specific areas? yeah
have the option not the mandate yk
ah of course
stalcraft

very quiet
Then sleep with developers
I don't know how to read this message
hes saying to fuck the developers
i cant read gey, sorry
have premarital intercourse
Yeah that was the first thing I thought
Agree btw
NPCs should also be less perfect lasers that always know where you are and always know when to shoot
PVP and PVE openly is ok-ish. the real obnoxious shit are the story quests that are completely unbalanced and more jank than OG Stalker 
idk who designed some of the missions but they should be dipped in a drum of acid for their crimes
im never gonna fucking play it again
untill its tomorrow
then ill play it again
fuck that bloodsucker in particular
yeah dude, i want to spend 4 hours of my life trying to figure out the most unobvious quests known to man with some of the most unfair and janky mechanics in the world
having to exploit AI pathing to win
hahaha
climb ladder, get knocked off, climb ladder, get knocked off, fall into pit, lose everything, get knocked off,
yeah one story mission and you have learned to never start them with any inventory
bye bye loot
i havent booted it up in 2 weeks now, finished story anyway and had most purps
then it just fizzles
pick the wrong armor type to spec into and ur literally fucked for hours worth of gameplay
i do not have the time nor the patience for a mediocre game
explorer and combo best
get scientific as a side job,just to get some shit in northern anomalies
Bloodsuckers also have tentacles down there
wait u guys are playing stalcraft?
it's not funny, it's hot af and real af
Was just boutta say that
join vc and we'll paly it
hating on it
tomorrow oki?
will u talk?
no
then never
yeah
most tame football edit
i miss 2015
that mutanussy got me acting unwise

all jokes aside i bet Stitch would make a wonderful boywife
all jokes aside
i still dont understand people that dont swallow
???
like why would you ever waste a good brogurt ?
My favorite part about painting is eating the acrylic
Goodnight little homosexual people in my phone
art galleries are pretentious money laundering schemes and i will literally eat famous artists if they ever enter my vicinity
Elixir of the gods
are you a homo ?
Im homiesexual
hot
good
@queen finch get on vc u dirty nugget
im homesexua-SHUT THE FUCK YOU YOU LIKE MEN,YOURE A FULL HOMO
a mimir
honkshoo
mimimimimi
not again...
Skom worst mod ever man
Maldito hereje
Scummm
hayir
Me when the tax man comes a knockin
the only thing knocking around tax season is the IRS agents skull on my pavement

taxation is theft
100%
they want to take my guns to make me pay 18%
Governments don't produce, they only steal
will never understand how that's labeled as a kink
just make kids like your troglodyte ancestors
Onlyfans generation needs to be convinced that getting pregnant will increase their subscribership
femboy friday
wait its brainfart friday
nop
theres a market for everything
pregnant women is a fetish, and a weird one at that
wdym,3some in 1
die
@grizzled meadow wake up its brainfart friday
Daddy
Turn everyone into preggo fetishists to increase the birthrate of western nations
mads mikkelsen hours
id love to be milked for hours
best thing to ever come from denmark
@midnight tree are u still playing starsector?
gachigasm hours
???
i dislike that
ghost is probably alt right to be completely honest with you
only fascist lovers wear skull masks
the ultimate cringe
hell yeah
anybody here modded starsector?
OMG TOPHATTTTTT HAIIII
no
do you have any idaea how can i mod stuff
do you want to kiss while I give you the mother bird special
i'll kiss you
there's an official guide on it on the starsector forums
p!kiss @gentle saffron
we lock lips and I kinda just like
nvm
omg so me
what the fuck is this modding system
also hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hiii i love u
i need someone to help me mod hoyl shit
funny
hello gameroonies
hi help me mod
@wind forum send some puke vomit stuff
love you too btw
💜
Uh
sex
the rainbow heart
me!!
not anymore damn













