#🎪bruh-fart
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Hi
Hru
In great someone bought me a blahaj
Amén
Morning
hola
blåhaj is swedish and thus, I cannot reasonably endorse the purchase of it
not where I live at least
(i lie)
It does get better
My fav androgynous cyborg
Id love a keyboard like that
but i only have one sticker on my laptop
clip taken from The Looney Tunes Show
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when are u guys wanna watch, i wanna moan in middle of it
i made this because of lack of Jack Horner Greenscreens
what took yall so long? idiots
"yeah, I sat around playing video games and jerking off at my parents house like a bum for a year until I found a job"

salt and vinegar is the best
thanks~
i have no clue what y'all are talking about
Bet you drink virgin oil
But i also count myself into the crowd of "degenerates"
nah, my oil has had many a sexo
i refuse all non-sexo oils in terms of consumption
Based 🤝
I'm glad to announce I found a same minded retard individual who played Glubtastic with me
and we completed the whole campaign
(we skipped half of it)
Is that custom l4d2 campaing?
And you haven't invited me along for the ride
unless on Expert

me to everyone including myself
sorry D:
we can play Glubtastic 2 tho
one day
not now
fuck that
If i could copy cards i would
Except there is gonna be smty else on it
anyone want fallout 1 on steam?
Already have it
Play it
I love wrestling
i can't claim it! i have it already
Gimme
dm
a a a
nah jokes aside I'd love to play L4D2 with people that are not me and me and me and once again, me
not today though
I am fucking tired + it's 12 PM
Obviously not, have you looked at the time?
I can only wish 
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yes
there is one
afaik
but I have no idea how it's called
nor am I going to search for it
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p!translate en Ho scoperto da poco 'sta roba che è praticamente la bio, vedete che sono italiano, venitemi a rompere i coglioni in #general-ita
Ho scoperto da poco 'sta roba che è praticamente la bio, vedete che sono italiano, venitemi a rompere i coglioni in #general-ita
I recently discovered this stuff which is practically the bio, you see I'm Italian, come and fuck me in #general-ita
🤌
I'm now online
terminally ?
real
that stupid ass burger king ad played so much when I watched an NBA stream recently
need
fun fact: burger king does not exist in australia. They lost the copyright to a small store in the middle of no-where in aus so they had to change the name of their australian branch
so it's called Hungry Jacks over here
and their slogan here is "The burgers are better at hungry jacks"
oh no
YOOOO
MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!
is it true tho ?
Are the Burgers better at Hungry Jack's ?
oh fuck yeah fr
way better than maccas
they put fake grill lines and make the food taste like food
you might be the only person I ever met that said Burgerking was better than McDonalds
I tried burgerking when i went to hawaii
and it nearly fucking killed me it was that gross
in aus they have different health standards so it's better
also i said hungry jacks was good, not burgerking
The one time i ate at a burgerking it gave me food poisoning for the entire flight home, it got me fucked up
Burger king is better than mc donalds
Idk what Burger King in the US is like but here in Germany it is aggressively mid
but its still shit tier fast food
Anyone knows this song btw?
but you are wrong
in aus i'd say mcdonalds is the worst, but even then it's still alright i guess. Then like kfc used to be godly but lately they've been kinda fucky. Red rooster is always tied with kfc and then hungry jacks is like upper tier
anything local will usually blow fast food out the water
Sorry im just correct
but okay hear me out
this goes out to my scandinavian homies

I only know Max from that one Giannis video
is better than KFC, MCdonalds, burger king
That shit was bussin
They also apparently have 3 locations in poland
but they probably suck
because its poland
mmm 6 kill game, no deaths, good game
sheeesh Cori
finna leave the night off at that
quit when you are ahead king
also bro, puss in boots the last wish is so incredibly good

I feel like this movie series is going to develop a cult fandom
idk if its the good or the bad kind yet
It is so goood
Watched it with my bf
sure
im not a coomer
as much as i like to present myself as such
im only a slutty coomer in theory
as a concept you might say ?
Yes
but in practicality ?
In practicality i am asexual at this point
so you just like to tease for the fun of it ? 
Hello guys
My bf is non to happy with my current asexuality

I can imagine
That sounds like a him problem
I wasn't going to assume
but that is also what I thought
maybe it is all the study stress
Well i had that since christmas essentially
So no
Its a sign from the Lord Cori 
what was the movie with the spy cats and the spy dogs called again ?
Hail carbtan ÖUGHHH
idk but there was a banger game for the xbox called spy vs spy
ohhhh Cats & Dogs
also tomb ill go back to the city by friday
ig vinland saga then if you havent watched it yet
a single field
10 meters by 10 meters 
then Einar and Thorfinn can get to ploughing 
of course
get your head out of the gutter Bruno
im sorry im tired :(
get your head out of the gutter and get it on top of my chest bro
i would if i could
yeah I feel like that would be a lot more comfortable Bruno
i could heat things up
I could commit arson 
wanna commit arson with me ? 👉 👈
man or cat?
cat
the one where
sure what're we burning ?
well if well bring Aksel along i think you know what
uhhh beans and weights ?
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nahh i cant listen to that song anymore
bitch
had to dance along it during prom
I do love a good ole bean stew
the memories i cannot bear
i never went to prom
i'm gonna cum
I had a beer and played tarkov
based
Interesting combo
I couldnt stand the people in my class
The movie was amazing
I dont remember too much of my prom
It was chaotic
it is, there are several teamkills in tarkov which happened under the effects of alcohol
at one point i was sniping from spine on shoreline and my friend who drank one (1) long drink looked at me for a solid minute straight deciphering if it was me or not
and ended up shooting me eventually
he became worse than me
skill issue
oh yeah i bet. Need to watch it someday
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ikr, fresh tarkov wipe and he decides to do that
next friday?
Weekends are bad how about Monday ?
NOW THATS THE REAL SHIT
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glad you like it
I got a site tou would use, it probably has lots of ads tho
sure i got a chill next couple months
I could stream it for you two tho
got 3 courses of which one is a gym course
i got my own sites
Bet bet
you wanna watch Puss in Boots too Aksel ?
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it's gonna be a 20/30/50 mix of women, roidheads and twinks
my school is pretty much sticks
of which all are straight expect for a few girls
all the libs went to the other school
ye
i forgor 
:(
Oh god puss looks so weird now that I've seen his updated version
bro, you transcend nationality in my mind
do they just call him Puss ? 
@heady crow do you like my new pfp
its a banger
Real
ty
its like you in tarkov going on a pilgrimage
yes.
thats hot
it's literally me
I'm in the magical forest you know
with the big mushrooms and fairies
wandering around
lifes good
no borders can keep me away from you bro
but how much plane rides cost kinda does
you could swim and walk
nice lil workout on the way
Time to cross the Baltic sea by rowboat
Either me or you
both
meet in the middle
Banger gif, gonna share it later
we meet in the middle and drown whilst trying to touch each other
In Åland?
only one comes back alive
Alr am gonna sleep tho
same tbh imma sleep
Tomorrow younger students are gonna kick us out or something
got more forklifting to do tomorrow
More? Bruh
yeah two more days
it's just gonna be driving the forklift a lot
pretty chill stuff
Seems fun
kinda
But ye gn Aksel, sleep well dude
gn
already passed the theoretical exam with 0 mistakes
gn bro
💋
aight imma go to bed too
laters
born in France, doomed to become a monster
that shield says "look at me and smile" 
would be kinda funny if it took a pic too
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@heady crow @real tinsel
song for true chads
what's up ivanyok
Uhhh i think my order got mixed up
Man, this channel smells.
Prove it.
I didn’t believe in destiny until it told me Im supposed to be an alcoholic
You're supposed to be a crack addict.

💗
❤️ 
Yes
good night!!!!!!
have a nice sleep!!
may the light of a thousand stars guide your path
hello nya
hi
Same

That's a funny little character, I like that
HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING THAT
Kentucy Fat Cat
Gn bro
Bros a snowman
i am sexy ty
idc im not americantarded
uh oh boys
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAACK
if you know you know
lets see how long it takes for him to go to jail this time
his story is soooo fucked up.
oh no
its pretty intertwined with politics so i wont say anytthing about it
but i will say it is very sad and fucked up
big dumbass
its how he got those ideas that is incredibly fucked up
prigozin?
gypsycrusader
he just wants to be IRL joker
never heard of him
yoooo
youll find that not surprising if you read into his history
I don't know how he did, 4chan or some shit?
mental issues and physical violence
what fames
encase your balls in cement
Encased is pretty fun
Fuj
Basically a modernized Fallout but in a more space age-y sci-fi setting
isometric turn-based rpg
one of the trailers claims you can finish the game as pacifist, or as a murder hobo
or as a "ghost" in full stealth
More like based RPG 

me
pacifists
full charisma min max
you can also play a low int (1) character, they are a bit tough tho because they don't understand how electronics work ... or anything really
who tf plays as themselves
@abstract pathStill exiled, girl 😛 ?
Ja!
hence why in mass effect i've never touched the renegade options
my strong idiot character smashed his head into into the vending machine so often that he fell unconscious and a single can of soda fell on his head when he slumped on the ground 
Lame xD
I know ,_,
he didnt understand how they worked so that was his first instinct
So hru?
cringe
wtf?
hm these are some t h i c c videos
oh are we doing the thing
THATS RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE ARE DOING A SEQUEL
Song: Free bird
BORNANA
Skill Issues detected
whu game?
Prey
maths
I can't even begin to imagine how I'm gonna get the achievement to complete the game without any neuromods or typhon powers
crazy shit
just bhop yippee yahoo past everything
Prey (2017)
Chara being a completely [UNDEFINED] entity somehow represents someone
I totally forgot that there was a first Prey game
I still weep for the Prey 2 we never got
hardly
I don't mean carrying hard
I mean they're hardly carrying
I'm disagreeing 
weak
thats kris deltarune
that's also chara
because the guy apparently can only make the same game over and over 
uhh ok..
chillin on the boat
whoa what's this, 2005
behold the ultimate electrical fire hazard
i need this
dead chat
p!warn @weak jackal N-word in a meme
@weak jackal has been warned.

you can't be fr
that's why it was only a warn


goddamn colossus be packin
bro likes club penguin
@cunning jetty femboyism goes here, sir

huh
@uncut obsidian no n words
you n who

didnt listen
#🎪bruh-fart is now baking themed
Mmmm extra
protein
Oh my god the boner in the first panel
That's yeah.... uhm... nsfw really.
that's count?
it just love
k whatev
dm me, ill be the judge
check
penis? more like pensus
That wasn;t really shown (asides the tiny boner on the apron)
...the filling, though.
benis :DDD
real

ghost rider

stupid
thats why you live alone 
Im set then
@digital quartz
virgin Ethan vs Chains
I need this without the text
Mfw the bus never came
I am going to masterbate right now.
run
(Not actually)

☠️ 💀

yeah it wasn't like that 10 minutes ago

naaahhhh 
Found a way to grab emotes from Mozilla
I can uninstall Discord desktop once and for all

I'M FREEZING MY FUCKING ASS OFF CUZ THE BUSSES CAN'T BE HERE ON TIME TO SAVE THEIR FUCKING LIVES
I HATE IT HERE
I WANNA MOVE OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE
burn the bus stop
This is so good 
Parody (if that wasn't obvious)
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if being a silly little goofball was illegal id be on fucking death row
if being an organ harvester was illegal i'd be on death row
i'd be the john wayne gacy of tomfoolery
have you ever been to Albania?
you will go, once I find you
some of you
the rest of you will remain in my bathtub at a holiday inn i rented under a false alias
Much cheaper to fly as luggage compared to buying a full ticket
Really, you are providing a service here.
Sims 4 multiplayer is fucking hilarious
i love it
you can force the other player to woohoo
just like real life
Get railed
me.....
you are being influenced
Male homosexuality sounds pretty based.
Imagine not having to deal with women.

what abt me?
would u deal with me? :3
more women for me 
cumbot will be a reality
kissing boys kissing boys kissing boys
you can do that??
anything is possible in rimworld
idk
@grizzled meadow
im such a snoozer haha! who wants to tuck me in and make sure i never wake up again 😀
gladly
Join brain fart

Southern greece, i go out to take a piss and i see fuckin tiny specs of snow falling
What the fuck
i do not want to wake up
ITS ONLY 2 DEGREES?!
if i see the sun again im going to be pissed
your solution is gub
you guys see snow?
Were not supposed to 
Its fuckin climate change you dingus
it is definitely warming for us
polar bears got a skill issue
Global warming was a term only americans and brits used
it was unironically a selling point to scare people
No.
our climate is changing towards the oh noes level of heat
that terminology is far scarier than climate change to simple minded folk
But it is more accurate
Cuz its not supposed to be 2 fuckin degrees here
also carbon footprints are a lie i will NOT be taking any advice from big oil on how to not consume oil
Funnily enough
The mfs that are at fault for this
Have the best climate change analysis that they use for their own gain
just because BP cant fucking keep it together and go a decade without a horrific oil spill in the ocean
i fucking hate it
even just renewable energy would get us so many more years worth of time to fix thid
public transportation in the US is essentially unachievable tbf
Polands energy wouldnt be so expensive now if the current party invested into renewables like everyone has been yelling at them to
cities should absolutely have better public transportation but when 99% of the country is rural, that isn't sustainable
america is way more barren and spread than most realize
i will not be waiting 5 hours for the bus to drive me to the grocery store half an hour away
So is greece…..yet i also got a bus to athens that leaves every 1:30 hours
Just got outta jail what up
well yes but how long does it take to go from one end of greece to the other
TRAINS
No fuckin idea mate
trains are the only option in terms of long distance travel but
the middle area where u cant rely on busses, and trains aren't feasible, then what?
thats 99% of america right there
too close and isolated to justify a train, too far to justify buses
Why not just have the trains make a stop there
most smaller scale areas arent built for that
Like if a train is going from point a to b why not make it stop at a2 before getting to b
we would literally have to tear down the majority of our infrastructure to fix that issue
which again, is not feasible
things are too spread apart
we would spend our entire day just going back and forth to where we need to go
Damn, almost as if someone heavily lobbied for an infrastructure centered around car traffic and not other aspects
oh yeah no
they fucked us
long term they fucked us
we have no solution
although i love driving wherever i want for no fucking reason god bless america babyy
Well theres always a solution, its just that now its way more expensive and hard
You can do that without fucking up the infrastructure
what im not excited to do is drive 25 hours this summer
Imagine if that was by train, you could literally sleep off at least half of that trip without needing to stop
taking a trip and i want to be able to take in the views and whatnot so it will literally take me 25 hours to get there lmfao
i dont mind it at all tbh
i complain but i know ill like it
why not?
see cool thing, make wife take picture, continue
:(
Still like, via public transport i think it certainly does put you more at ease when travelling long distances
yeah itd be nice to have options
i hate flying, i do it far too often and its always such a fucking drag
Oh yeah the flight industry has become a bit shady with the pricing and not that comfortable
most if not all of my flights are free due to being military
At least here with the regulations, companies based in greece have certain restrictions on them
i dont take trips via plane
I like plane flights
Mainly when im seated next to the window
I will kill for that seat
Actually good question
I never wondered that myself
What the fuck did the ancient chinese in actually believe
China based
Foreigners cringe
That's the only consistent theme across 4,000 years of history
They spoke latin to british sailors
Thats when they last made contact with another civilization
I keep hearing that, but I don't understand how Latin could have been preserved for hundreds of years if it was such a niche subject.
Did you hear that from the Kraut video?
No
It’s Wednesday
sparkle on
I got the monday vibea
Keep on rocking in the free world
Alo chat
Alo alo
Dear lord i hope what im putting into the mixture for the french toast is sweet paprika 
stöp stöp
elden ring spell names are cooler tbh
She dangled its mangled corpse for the world to see and cheer
simple and just works
literally 99% of fantasy spells are cooler sounding and sourced
Not to mention
That she literally made the most op spell that for some reason nobody spams over and over
like dnd clerics are just like "I'm gonna use the power of my DIETY to heal BROKEN BONES"
A spell that kills and anyone can say it and EVERYONE KNOWS ITS NAME?
yeah but it's "ForbiddeN"
glintstone cometshard
adula moonblade
golden vow
bloodflame blade
its properly classed and intuitive
Fus ro DAH
oh god no
bimbofication pills
Its forbidden to even talk about voldermort
I never understood why
He knows no boundaries
Why the fuck would that be forbidden
Someone tried to warn them about voldermort and they went “nah nah mate, we dont talk about that here”

you-know-who is now my pronoun
he has officialy lost his last braincell
he is now in the brainfart channel
Cant have shit in Detroit
especially when its all they talk about like "stop beating me up cuz i like men" or "this is my husband craig"
friend came out as a trans women, smh femboy erasure smh
I left
I KNOW RIGHT? WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE
conform to our expectations or fuck off
no
cato is very tired of your shit
yes
p!8ball cta good yes?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
nah cta good big chance
big cta good chance
More memes
Dagoth Ur doth protest too much, methinks.
Come nerevar, come and look upon my search history.
audio from
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you don't know the original?
damn bro you've never gone down a slide before?
not like that
Bro
Boss said to make smth to hang down like those fesival thingies but with letters
Guess what i thought
"Fuck you"
Like
You just come into someones room and just see "fuck you" hanging down
I was laughing thinking about it
@midnight tree military places also suck
get money and buy'em all up, ram your enemies with the shitty ones if you gotta
(ramming is the sexy solution fyi)
I think you mean banging
why do you need to hang thingies
what is the occasion
"cleaning is good"
yes maybe
just do like fröhe weihnachten or something
everyone likes christmas
It isn't weihnachten 

I'd rather use "fack u"
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