#🎪bruh-fart
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This amuses me
i wish i was a bread
I wish I was
I wish
i wish someone would loaf me
i didn't even know npcs in far cry 3 could talk
i thought they have no dialogue at all
bro
they talk all the time
when they are idle, looking for you and finally fight you
hell if you fight like a group of 4 and you kill 3 of em
the last man will literally start acting panicked and horrified
huh
i usually just went in guns blazing whenever i saw someone
might be the reason why i never heard them talk
they even have dialogue during combat tho
was not paying attention at all
what about the story
tell me you paid attention to vaas
ISTG IF YOU DID NOT PAY ATTENTION TO MAH BOI
i remember some eyeglasses guy saving me, then that vaas insanity talk, then killing vaas, then the same eyeglasses guy accidentally shooting the woman he was simping for
he also like wanted me to fuck her or something i think which is weird like is he a cuck or something
motherfucker
i thought he was in love with her
oops
dennis
do you know that you also get to fuck vaas's sister in the end
@grizzled meadow this man just spoiled far cry 3, do your thing
@real tinsel what is the ending of death stranding, remind me?
didn't play that one
fuck
he stops walking maybe
@grizzled meadow You'll like this one
You're playing with fire
OMG SHITTYL HAIII
why is ur name like that
i would just be an enabler, not spoiler
ivan found it
which one
i wrote so many
is that a measly attempt at threatening me
falco hi
i'm into having my dick crushed so it's not much of a threat
p!8ball madirex is a femboy
:8ball: Never!
p!8ball should syno sit on someones dick
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
you can't tell me what to do
p!8ball
:8ball: Yes!
alright
wheres falco
i know it
check him pc
You will still be banned
bruno got muted for enabling me when we first met
Hi falco
did he suck ur pp after enabling you?
no 
p!mute @orchid robin 5m enabling khaytiil in spoiling videogames
@orchid robin has been muted for 5 minutes.
he spoiled it for the rest of us
wtf @b-- wheres bruno? i cant ping him
@heady crow
didnt suck his pp
it was someone else
what game
why do all your messages sound like they were straight up snatched from porn
lazy
far cry 3
and then i did rdr2 but falco deleted that
They are not, so you are just horny.
falco didnt finish fc3?
nah pretty sure they are
even your pfp is cropped furry porn
You are just horny, now stfu lol
No it's fucking not, you are just a perv.
@real tinsel rub one out while looking at Kriegs pfp
here we go agin
nah i don't do furry stuff
Passed the theoretical part of the forklift course with 0 failures on my exam
on god its not cropped porn?
No worries, another horni kiddo
First to finish the exam too
yeah sure.. sez u
Woman please, you got a lockdown for being horny xD
thats a man

do people still think that maja is a woman
I'm starting to think kriegs is just a shitposter of a whole other level and he's playing us all for fools
if you have a dick you're a man
we know, but we call maja she since we dont want to associate her with us

or it's just his personality
Brainfart got swarmed with regular dipshits again, lol
Das what im sayin
Pity, yesterday was fun, now the hate-posters are back.
Why can't I get a martial artist tomboy GF to hold me like that?
Real
real
i'd like one to toss me across the room
i wonder if Alice is into martial arts 
tomboys are propaganda in order to get men to like masculine women, and eventually like other men, real men like feminine women
Shut up
Alice lives in netherlands which is like very far
You're just gey because you like girly things
i prefer local tomboys who can actually toss me across the room
Shitass
what's Alice gonna do toss me across the room in metaverse?
are you guys still talking about alice
who's alice
one tomboy appeared and then got banned, and these thirsty mfers couldnt stop bringing her up
holy shit, she dead
Actual fed tbh
Pretty chill guy
alice was a fed
pretty chill guy yeah
cori is a fed, maja is a fuckin bleeding edge next generation fed discord infiltration bot

we still talk to her on an almost daily basis. She created like an entire group when brainfart got too crowded
now I leave to draw monkey porn
wait, there is an entire hidden group i didnt even know about?
fuck
I still hate this fucking stupid line.
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#deadspaceremake #deadspace
ofc it is where all the cool kids go when they are inevitably banned
i thought i was part of the old (not that old) guard, guess not

What the heck
im not a fed
im gonna be the spermbender
can confirm cori is a fed
so i can control my sperm
I have complete sperm control
That's what a fed would say.
that's what a fed would say
Cori is fed, lol
IF I WAS A FED, id be a german fed, meaning i can arrest you tomb
Good. That means you can let all of it out in one go.
Cori is Bundespolizei
The German word for "morphine addict" is "morphinist."
Which is weird.
german fed? icky
how are you going to catch me ? you dont even have a sub 20 
Jinkies
sadge
get your running shoes cori
Skomps
what about "rap addict"?
nah Alice just didn't really like you i guess
Cori, get to your un-tagged, armored SUV provided by the agency
also sometimes you can be very annoying and boomerish
morphinist sounds badass ngl
(its not true)
i am morphinist, master of morphine
fair enough
Of course you are, lol
Beauty
meatenshlappen
She be sleeping
Beautiful katze
warning, significant fracture detected. morphine administrated
orange cat posting
Yeh, my parent's cato. She was a stray, but she adopted them.
That's so cute, she is beautiful
Looked after her while they were away.
So soft and beautiful
rescued this cat from a road accident about a year ago. both of his paws were completely flattened. kept moving his head to move but just cant
now hes beeg and stronk
aw lil baby man
Thank you
Derp
the worst part was his sibling sitting next to my injured cat kept meowing at people who passed by, sounding extremely concerned. bcs i rode a motorcycle i can only carry 1 cat. otherwise i'd carry them both
i had to put down my first cat a couple days ago, dude was 16 years old. three legs and a crook tail and the brain the size of an atom
it was truly heart breaking
I don't like to get too attached to catos, they are... too fragile :(
I am sorry to hear
quite the opposite actually they can recover from pretty much any external injuries
because cats are rarely crossbred and inbred like some species of dogs
oh yeah we also found him in a sewer drain
The amount of good cats I've lost to cars, assholes that put poisons, diseases etc the past 5 years has made it clear for me.
heres the solution: dont let your cats outside
dude was indestructible
its cruel to the environment and gets the cats killed
oh deliberate poisoning, of course, impossible to survive that kind of thing
this lmao, my half maine coon got kidnapped THREE times in a year. my parents had to shill out stupid amounts of money to buy the cat back
give it scratchies
Yeah i mean i wouldn't poison your cat, but if some other guy's chairs got pissed and lawn full of catshit he might react like that, you jever know
The final scene of the movie Tar was so funny lmaooo
I do my fair share of hating
Terrariarising.
This is hilarious lmao
also someone pointed out his face pattern looks like big chungus
and i can never unsee it
Samantha may be working for the government too xD
that soundtrack is fire
I've finished FC3 and RDR2
The major spoiler was about RDR2
Joke with whatever you want but don't spoil stuff
rdr2 was very pleasant
Huh
you got spoiled again ?
very relaxing game
No, lucky for me
I fucking hate spoilers
all the little details make RDR2 great imo, like the animations are so fucking good
i shouldnt have watched rdr2's youtube videos... i spoiled myself
Falco do you know the ending of
as soon as micah talks i know hes gonna be a problem
rdr2 spoilers: ||made you look
||
Nice game, but RockstarGames can't be trusted for shit.
re2?
i never beat rdr2
rockstar fell off with online
rdr2 is good ngl. its like an actual work of art that the devs put work into. not some scummy half baked game sold at $60
i did like every sidequest and then the game was like "Okay go talk to dutch" and i was like... naaahhh
I see.
I still boot up the game once in a while just to get in a fistfight with the trapper in the Valentine saloon 
where is syndrome
where's load
where's payment
a reasonable man doing unreasonable things
everyone makes fun of the wednesday girl up until the point where she actually just straight up stabs a mf
where's waldo
A reasonable man doing reasonable things*
i dont even know who she is
Cat-ass-trophy
wednesday would stab someone even if shes not pissed
addams family
Joshua Graham ❤️
more like graham cracker because Caesar turned him into an mf smore 
and now he cleans 1911s for a living
he cannot die until he finds the chocolate bar to complete himself
i remember stumbling across my first Joshua Graham quote turned into a facebook motivational quote
I'm missing the dude on the right
Uhhh go find him?
I heard he is in Raveholm or something
I know the format is an old one, but I still love these memes.
@grizzled meadow heres the daily buff men you requested me to send you
how can this guy become so memeable
only the finest sources
i was squeezing orange juice for those 5 mins, completely unaware
the 9gag fandom is dying, retweet if you're a real gagger
real cock gagger
gluck gluck
Welcome back Dutyer
What would you know about gaggin?
_ _
!
MISSION FAILED
_ _
We can mute ya again if you want xD
Is the MCU just for NPR at this point?
what do those acronyms mean
i remember when gawker died, i was a real gawk gawk head
Mobile Construction Unit
Marvel Cinematic Universe
massive cock universe and no pussy roamers
woag
I just made the crispiest crunchiest potato wedges ever holy shit

holy
share
baking soda actually works wtf
Best Feeling
why you baking with soda
you boil the potats with the baking soda
Do you need to remove the can first?
mountain dew or bepus
bepis
Fanter
you can have some if you want
Marvel films and America’s national public radio
h2o
👃 🌪️
Bake the potatoes with LAAARD instead
What
when i was little my parents saw me getting really hyperactive all the time so they stopped me from having coke and gave me coke zero instead
turns out it was adhd, not sugar
I uhhh didnt get that one either
womp womp
Falco you alright?
i wish my parents gave me coke 😠
Air came out of my nose, I snorted
Never done that when you see something funny?
...and then they put some whiskey in your milk 🍼🤣
Ah
I thought you were sniffing so hard like a tornado
Fair enough 👍
Oh
that could be easily misconstrued as sniffing you know ?
emojis confuse me
you get it
tornado force sniff
Falco is a pantomime GOD!!
very incriminating given the context
Watch out the Noid is COMING FOR YOUR PIZZA
🌟📝✝️
steven universe
this shit so funny I sjrjrruenwwiidorot

A star dropped the treaty of the Christians.
I need a proper sniffing emote
sniffa
We DO NOT need this
Sniff deez nuts

yo i have Gboard too
You might not, but I have needed it on occasion
Okay
this emoji activates my flight or fight or fuck response help
i have power beyond comprehension


Do them all in reverse order



Me hiding in your foreskin

oohhg
look at these
got DAMN
Cute, I love him
You boosting the server xD?!
no
.....
Wa?
Man you can't do this to me, ive only eaten a salad in the last 48 hours
me hiding up ur ass
what're you talking about

i posted the g word so hard my discord fucking crashed
g äy
No cum allowed
Should have said buss instead.
but why
So after many months I'm back... Still alive.
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📀 Karakuri Spirits (MEIKAI ARRA...
I forgor
are you a rabbit?
how are you speedrunning on an empty stomach 
I'm not, im at uni on empty stomach
no i am
soup is bad
I hate soup
chicken soup so good
Good job
YOU FUCKIN BLASPHEMER
french onion soup also good
YES YES, THIS
soup is warm and friendly
broccoli soup good
Ew
tomato soup good
Ew
CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE WIN
Ew
pumpkin soup good
Ew
CHICKEN SOUP CHIKEN SOUP
love me chicken soup
why not just drink a smoothie nerd
beef broth 💪 gainz amplifier
I think i actually have some in the pantry i might go make some right now even
brb soup
Thats what your mother said when the nurses handed you over to her
it's just tomato water
SOUP SOUP SOUP
I wish I had a big enough pot to actually make a chicken soup
Soup is good
I cant fit a whole ass soup chicken in my pots 
just eat the food and drink a water
I would eat soup rn if it wasn't the middle of summer
there's your soup
this mf thinks that soup is just food dunked in water
MAH BOI
it IS tho
this mfer never heard about broth or cream
THERES SUCH A FLAVOR DIFFERENCE
CHICKEN SOUP TASTES LIKE CHICKEN WHAT DO YOU MEAN
This mf never had good soup
YOU THINK CHICKEN IS THE ONLY THING THAT GOES INTO THAT MOTHERFUCKIN POT?
goddamn I barely walk in here and people are fighting over food
chicken soup with noodles or without noodles ?
soup enjoyers be watching wall-e and be like "damn that shit bussin" when they see food in a cup
YOU SOUP GANG? 
We need another great unifying brainfart moment
Cringe
Soup is just an inferior stew
like yo mama
where is Aldo when we need an extra terrestrial threat

yeah i love eating soup while it's like 30 celsius outside
I'll eat soup if it's the only thing available
if there's any other options, I don't go for soup
Krill yourself
eat? drink? idunno
Will do
Soup represents poverty and the corruption of the capitalist system
Soup sux
The soup gang shall tolerate your presence......for now
i cum in soup
ew
@grizzled meadow ARE YOU SOUP GANG?
I've never eaten a soup that I didn't like (except maybe lentil soup but it wasn't that bad)
YOU HAVE A TONGUE, LICK IT
but if there's anything else at home, I'll eat whatever else is on hand
Eat the food then sipp that shit up it's good
why would I lick soup im not a fucking cat
i have a tongue why not i lick your dick
We talking about food, right?
WE TALKIN ABOUT SOUP
I'm at soup
i'm talking about your dick
Turkish-Greek relations would be solved.
i would lick it dude
Man you don't have to shout
We get it you like soup
Soup is the representation of corruption and low wages
You're bad
CUZ THERE ARE SOME MFS HERE THAT DENY THE GREATNESS OF SOUP
yes 🤝
Soup is just watery food
soup is just food cum
you fuckin what 
Soup may be healthy but it's not food.
What the fuck
I cant believe the amount of bad takes
I wouldn't classify soup as "food"
now we can update brainfart lore to include Dutyer as "the soup guy"
The soup stretched with saw dust is still the best imo
I'm more of a stew appreciator myself
What is soup then?
Greece also offered help to Turkey because of this earthquake
fuk u
I would classify you as hostile
it's something you eat
it's food
by definition
you can eat my ass but is it food?
ITS FUCKIN AWESOME
maybe
maja stop
I WILL KILL ANY SOUP DENIER, ALL HAIL THE SOUP LORD
Soup is basically a drink with some solids in there you need to chew
wait thats maja?
might as well be
SOUP IS NOT "FOOD" ...
It's a "Medical item"
who the fuck is maja
this mfer pivoted his whole identity into being the soup guy
maja deez nuts
Soup isn't an object it's a system existing in a place in time and space, until it isn't, likely after consuming both the solid and liquid
Made soup
you dont want to know
You eat pills too, but they are not food
souppilled
😄
Cum chalice
maja is a creature
Gorgeous
Nice...
now toss it out of the window.
FUCK YEAH
chicken, leek and some herbs
maja is creatura
love me leeks in me soup
leeky
Never once did I think people would hate soup this much
cement fabrication media
trick is, you are not eating enough to fill your stomach 
I'm just a little guy, having my soup
where are the lil shell noodles
we must ki- i mean change their minds
If you hate soup, literally get off discord, this app is only for people above the age of 13
Eat moar pills

Cream soups are pog
to when i had soup before
If you like soup, I will have sex with you
ANOTHER SOUP ENJOYER
FUCK YEAH, LETS GO SOUP
Soup must be only administered during medical situations.
I see soup haters everywhere i go, it's like some new spreading under the radar phobia
soup is baby food
every situation i'm in is a medical situation
if you want to be that pedantic, you swallow pills 
perfect since i'm baby
Soup is a child hazard
directly from the yard
with the silverware
just chomp it in 1 bite
Swallow

vore

feathers and all


spit whoever you got in there out right this instance
it's soup
oh go ahead in that case
As in if I like to eat soup?
Bro arstotol ballin

yeah
if feel like he is going to leave us hanging
🎵 "Which side are you on, boys, which side are you on?" 🎵

soos
hey guys i'm gonna post a cropped image of my fursona again
nice, let me go crop some porn to post as well
She sexy

uhhh
woke up from soup
WHAT
you too
....but barely sfw
soup posting has evolved
What's that, a pixel of pink?
nah you're imagining things
Nobody who has actually seen a cow can think that they're sexy.
Disgusting gassy creatures.
c'mon where's the full version

I'll straight up dm the full image to whoever asks for it
Madi approves of nude posting on this channel.
hey having multiple stomachs is a evolutionary cheat code okay ?
dm me for the image
Fuck going on here
Just made 64 MB .gif
soup
i wanted confirmation
Me fr
Woman, people hate here 😄
@weak jackal has been warned.
that's my oc wtf
Ooof
not even porn
prove it
and the infraction will be removed
True, but hey.... Madi be Mad ;p
prove it post the uncropped pic
HES RIPPING US OFF FOR A G NOTE
Madi the just Solomon.
Can we retroactively warn and ban everybody who has posted this shit?
kek
including you
its a compliment to how good it looks, dw
I'm being opressed for posting my cow oc waking up from a nap
I'll take two p!warns, boss
i already got my own 
what now
one p!ban
should you take the honor of being the first one to get banned for that? 
p!cum
i will take 2
Like I said, they hate in here 😄
Madi after them mommy milkers
i do indeed hate here
can have shit in detroit
Do it
Cock reveal
aight friend
Yes
I missed what was posted so please send
i want to suck that cock bro
p!ban @visual stirrup
You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
FALCO IS SOUP GANG, WE HAVE A MOD ON OUR SIDE
Tried 😄
I cordially ask for the curio
hand it over
wait how fucking old are you guys
24
p!cholesteatoma
Old

share it afterwards 
I'm old as hell
im legal
too old
19 in 16 days
Been waiting years for Chess 2 to drop
29 fuk u
Can't wait to play it
Ok 25
I hate what they did with the base game
old man
Shut the fuck up
im french
GET HIM
473
BØNNER??
dele med meg?
i want y'all to check this out
tf
do they not have qc ?
lil bros building sandcastles
Edible buildings
Literally on the same level as chinese buildings
quality control
its a 3rd world country after all
the 2022 Chinese skyscraper fire incident
Holy shit that's bad

they might be just putting some money in the pockets of who checks their quality
alt jeg har å gå på akkurat nå er dissa
Selvfølgelig..... for en pris....
bdbdjwkodjcbdis
sfw version of my cow
I'll suck ya dick for a can o beenz
I think I like this one better
is cute
don't know about that
Spiste faen meg en pakke ifa om dagen for noen år siden
Sjuke greier
Fikk meg til å prompe som en demon
is this keysmashing or a language i can't tell
I just know carpets are a big thing in Turkey
this mf suckin beans
he is trying to speak norwegian
kroppen var ikke skapt for lakris
Wørd
keiiwe munat 
❓
@weak jackal you gonna send that porn or what
@rose ferry I have 4 cans of beans literally right now
oh right hang on
Disagree
we waiting
Mine first
Gae
I'll ride you for 2 cans
take it or leave it
I'm fucking taking it
you drive a hard bargain
3 cans and u gimme a kiss
deal
I'll toss the other 2 cans if you let me hold your hands

I can do both
firm handshakes
easiest trade I ever made

I got 5 cans ready
oh shitr
o shit
Ain't no way
are we entering a bidding war ?
I can take 3 guys
What do you say to THAT?
no u
Two guys, if I take part ;3
Alright minecraft time
what modpack are you plaiyng ? 
Can you take one guy 3 times though?
I'mma be
for a sec
I've got some gnarly stories but I'll spare you for now, the answer is yes
Let me be c
let me be creole
oh no, he about to be
and 🇨
did you want to say ce
?
Lo sapevo dio cane ahahahahahaha
Lemme be cream
Dio cane?
p!translate EN Lo sapevo dio cane ahahahahahaha
Lo sapevo dio cane ahahahahahaha
I knew god dog ahahahahahaha
It's like porco dio but this time it's "dog" instead of "pig"
I don't think many of you even understand how to be really attracted to men xD

Which choc do I eat first?
Middle
Pink
mine
all 3 one bite
all of them at once
None, eat yo soup
You have to be fucking retarded i swear
The ChoCo is A LIE!
we got 1 vote for middle, one for pink and 2 for all 3 at once
who are you dating
reveal it
please don't do all 3 at once i'll get sick
you know the drill
Want me to ping my gf?
yes
I'm dating whoever replies with a gif to this message
From 3 bits of choco?
Not falling for that.
they got coconut and other things in them
Why would I do that?
red, always red
idk you said you'd do it
lightskin phone when
p!ship @weak jackal @slim osprey
now I am confused
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy opol ♥️
Sleepy opol
eepy opol
Sleepy Opol
stronk
p!ship @slim osprey @weak jackal
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is CroSamantha ♥️
Opol lel
I hate it
HAH
ngl, amoled dark is not that good
Hate it when people mess up my name
p!ship @midnight tree @weak jackal
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is DipshiSamantha ♥️
HAHAHA
croppropol
fitting 
why microcelebrity
p!ship @weak jackal @midnight tree
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy t McGee ♥️
WAIT
ship me next
THATS SO GOOD
big boy deep dive if anyone wants to play
You'll die of hypothermia after I'm done skinning you
Sleepy T. McGee is such a cool name
SLEEPY T MCGEE
Are you fucking calling me a femboy
Terrible 😄
p!ship @weak jackal @amber marsh
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy bito ♥️
Usually a safe assumption in this server.
I'm telling you, not calling you
eepy bito
You are wrong
Sleepy T
I will snap your spine like a twig
p!ship @amber marsh @weak jackal
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is GumSamantha ♥️
p!ship Grok and Falco
that sounds like a med
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Grokдрей ♥️
these ships names have me wheezing
idk about GumSamantha
p!ship @weak jackal @orchid robin
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy smarine ♥️
smarine
spehss marine
lowkey kinda nice the smarine bit
my ribs hurt from laughing help
Simply stop laughing
stop laughing

p!ship @slim osprey @digital quartz
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Crob-omb ♥️
Samantha, do you laugh when rice grains fall on the floor?
HUH
woah
CROB-OMB
CROB-OMB
CROW BOMB
PIPE BOMB
I'm dyslexic
p!ship @amber marsh @slim osprey
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Gumopol ♥️
crob omb is pretty cool lmao
Bruh
p!ship @uncut obsidian @weak jackal
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is ЯМыФSamantha ♥️
Discount interpol
Gumopol sounds like a city name
i understand these letters
p!ship @weak jackal @digital quartz
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is Sleepy b-omb ♥️
AHAHAHAHA
eepy bomb
THEY HAVE A BOMB
honksho BOOM
p!ship @digital quartz @weak jackal
♥️ I ship it! Your ship name is TombSamantha ♥️
nah eepy bomb is better
actually as boring as it gets
at least our other one is good


