#🎪bruh-fart

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broken topaz
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MY BF TAKES SO MUCH SPACE

weak jackal
slim osprey
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Cori how are you the top

broken topaz
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I just am

undone wave
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I'm bf-less 😔

warm fossil
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hey speaking of

slim osprey
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You follow trevor

warm fossil
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Did Aldo show up

slim osprey
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Right

slim osprey
slim osprey
warm fossil
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damn

broken topaz
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If you think im submissive

slim osprey
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I salute you from one top to another

broken topaz
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my bf is doubly so

undone wave
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What if aldo is browsing the server on an alt grey-name account MonkaChrist /j

broken topaz
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so its not like im a top, im just less of a bottom

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you know

weak jackal
undone wave
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throws this at you with intent to maim

wet slate
slim osprey
wet slate
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Look what I found

amber marsh
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Cori is 100% a pure bottom, his bf is probs less of a bottom

broken topaz
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real

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i mean what

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no

slim osprey
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Both bottoms

amber marsh
undone wave
broken topaz
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Thanks

amber marsh
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My bad Cori, I got a homophobic keyboard

broken topaz
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but im a they/them only until i have tits

undone wave
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ah

undone wave
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Remind me and I'll make a She/her and or She/they and or Any/all version for you

broken topaz
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Silly/goober

amber marsh
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Cori you're a bot/tom

undone wave
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Alright, stand still

amber marsh
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Time to bag dump

slim osprey
amber marsh
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Dam whoever has those nails needs to go to the doctor

undone wave
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Let's do queer range day

amber marsh
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Aren't round fingernails like that like a condition?

warm fossil
broken topaz
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no

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only the meme

slim osprey
grizzled meadow
undone wave
warm fossil
grizzled meadow
undone wave
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Supa Mario RPG-7

weak jackal
grizzled meadow
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Damn it's always that game

slim osprey
undone wave
weak jackal
warm fossil
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super mario rpg

grizzled meadow
undone wave
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Omg Fluttershy, did you just eat my forever weed brownie?!

slim osprey
warm fossil
undone wave
weak jackal
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pony posting is back

grizzled meadow
weak jackal
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nature is healing

undone wave
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She coughed on the ittiest bittiest wittle roach skull4k

warm fossil
weak jackal
warm fossil
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day successful, pat received

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time to sleep

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goodnight, funny people in me phone

slim osprey
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Good night

weak jackal
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free me

slim osprey
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Don't die

warm fossil
weak jackal
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Aughgrhrr

warm fossil
weak jackal
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actually it's nice in here sleep tite

broken topaz
slim osprey
weak jackal
undone wave
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take your normal pills

undone wave
digital quartz
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ouch

broken topaz
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the spin

undone wave
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nut buster

broken topaz
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testicular spin

slim osprey
undone wave
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Nut Buster: Requiem! Twist their balls into nothingness!

undone wave
weak jackal
broken topaz
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Anyone else gets such bad blue balls that the pain radiates into your lower intestines and you get stomach problems?

undone wave
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Also how old is that trainer again? ghostStare

broken topaz
weak jackal
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tag yourself i'm Yippee

undone wave
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I'm also Yippee

slim osprey
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Idk if that's comparable tho

broken topaz
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but then immediately after

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it is gone

undone wave
slim osprey
broken topaz
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But that only happens when im with someone for a bit

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and we make out and shit

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or cuddle

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or just exist in eachothers proximity for a while

slim osprey
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What

undone wave
digital quartz
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bf got damage aura

slim osprey
broken topaz
undone wave
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Take prozac and adderall and you'll never be horny again

broken topaz
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I am currently not horny anymore

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havent been for 2 months

undone wave
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Dew it

broken topaz
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Which is nice

digital quartz
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Cori has transcended

slim osprey
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Aight

undone wave
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Still have a libido
I just don't want to fuck people with it

broken topaz
slim osprey
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Gym time

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Bye y'all

undone wave
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Seeya

broken topaz
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No libido, no sex drive

digital quartz
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have fun

broken topaz
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Just pure existence

undone wave
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Hydrogen or Potassium Cyanide?

normal reef
slim osprey
digital quartz
broken topaz
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well i still have other earthly desires

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Weed

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and attention

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And a medium amount of success

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thats all

undone wave
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No sex
only cuddle (my autism loves it when I get squished and squeezed)

weak jackal
digital quartz
broken topaz
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I'd take that too

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I have the attention

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just need the weed and the success now

digital quartz
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I feel like those could combine

undone wave
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Is headpats just a meme?

weak jackal
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i swear artists are too talented, like damn girl ok go off

broken topaz
undone wave
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Internet transfems seem to really want headpats

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is that like a thing or just an inside joke

digital quartz
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is the "The Last of Us" show any good? Did anyone watch that ?

weak jackal
broken topaz
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People enjoy headpats

digital quartz
undone wave
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To me it sounds like it'd feel meh

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I'd rather be squeeeeeeeezed

broken topaz
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My bf really likes them, other trans girls really like them in my experience

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People feel very comforted by it

undone wave
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Maybe it's the positive attention

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I'm all about the sensory experience baybeeeee

broken topaz
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It in itself doesnt feel good, its the positive attention, feeling of being taken care of etc

broken topaz
undone wave
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Having someone cook for me makes me feel more loved than being fucked would

weak jackal
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me

undone wave
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the autism fit

broken topaz
pastel quartz
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I think i deserve the title of veteran

undone wave
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GAMMA reference

broken topaz
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Hey Pip

normal reef
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i am blue

broken topaz
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Da ba dee da ba di

digital quartz
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classic

weak jackal
digital quartz
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10/10 reference

broken topaz
weak jackal
broken topaz
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when i was like 9

undone wave
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I draw too much Jojo so all of my doodles kind of look like that
You're welcome for the free rep

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Not my art FYI

undone wave
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It's been a while since my BOYLIKER ass drew a woman
sorry

undone wave
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Can't have shit in gamma discord

digital quartz
broken topaz
gilded blade
digital quartz
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holy shit the catjam emote fits so well

grizzled meadow
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Gigi D'Ag

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My father, italian pride

weak jackal
undone wave
digital quartz
# grizzled meadow My father, italian pride

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broken topaz
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@grizzled meadow @digital quartz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbXhxn_5nuU

DJs HATE him! See how he made THOUSANDS of people dance with these 5 SIMPLE NOTES!!
(Watch out Headphone Users)

If you want me to do some collabs in the future, you can support this by following me on twitter http://www.twitter.com/officialyosuto

Thanks Gigi D'Agostino for providing us with this cultural artefact called Toujours L'amour

Thi...

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undone wave
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The CEO of sex

weak jackal
gilded blade
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I would often go there

undone wave
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News caster with framed picture of Kim
(politics cropped out tomfoolery)

digital quartz
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what was the terrible lil kids name again ?

undone wave
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Cuno

weak jackal
gilded blade
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Cunno

digital quartz
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Cuno thats right

undone wave
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I haven't beaten the game yet fyi

digital quartz
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Falco will kill anyone who spoilers dw

grizzled meadow
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Disco Elysium shit game and the reason is simple

No italian subtitles

undone wave
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@grizzled meadow Brainfart diversity statement

weak jackal
undone wave
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Fallout NV objectively the best game because Italian audio is the fastest for speedrunning

grizzled meadow
digital quartz
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is Italian just the fastest language ?

undone wave
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Ocarina of Time randomizer my beloved

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Depends on the game.
Japanese tends to be the fastest but sometimes its German too (BoTW and Twilight Princess)

broken topaz
undone wave
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Sorry Ian but we dislike the french here

broken topaz
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in sm64 Japanese saves you a few seconds

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iirc

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@digital quartz Back me up on this one

weak jackal
gilded blade
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Italians use less words from their mouth, they instead speak more from their hands

weak jackal
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follow enoch for more funny art

grizzled meadow
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Tomb-omb clearly knows that

digital quartz
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afaik yeah japanese is the fastest language in sm64

grizzled meadow
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His name is literally the first stage of SM64

broken topaz
undone wave
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No A presses allowed

broken topaz
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Tomb-omb battlefield

grizzled meadow
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Only half

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But first
We need to talk about parallel universe

broken topaz
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when i thing of bomb-omb battlefield

broken topaz
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i just hear

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Ho

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ha

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whahoho

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whahoo

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psssssssssss

undone wave
broken topaz
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explosion

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star collect

digital quartz
grizzled meadow
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Here we gooo

undone wave
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I'm not really good at a lot of the tricks but they're good for rando no logic

digital quartz
broken topaz
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He has the better time tho

digital quartz
grizzled meadow
broken topaz
undone wave
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In speedrunning yeah
Rando usually bans RBA, Boss key skips, and SRM

broken topaz
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i did my BLJs

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in first try

undone wave
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Depends on the category too
some have source requirement which means the real item needs to be obtained at some point and not just a glitched copy

broken topaz
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My trick is, i switch grips for BLJs for better tapping

weak jackal
broken topaz
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I just tap with my index finger as if i was pointing

digital quartz
broken topaz
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yea i have one half in my hand

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the other on the table

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and then just spam jump

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I was told i have to press it at around 450 bpm

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so thats what i try to hit

digital quartz
undone wave
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I make weird noises ok

broken topaz
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do an OOT Speedrun

digital quartz
undone wave
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I'd need a lot of practice

digital quartz
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pogchamp do it

undone wave
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Any percent is the opposite of fun and hundo is 3 hours worth of tough tricks and glitches

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I might have played rando for 8 hours yesterday

broken topaz
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But its not quite as long

undone wave
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look at this bullshit

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100% without stale reference manipulation is nearly 4 hours long

digital quartz
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do a soulsverse no hit run pogchamp

broken topaz
broken topaz
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Do fallout 4 sex%

undone wave
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Category extensions

digital quartz
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"child dungeons" monkaS

undone wave
broken topaz
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@digital quartz I feel like i have a learning difficulty or something

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I cannot seem to improve even single sections on SM64

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or get more consistent with tricks

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by bowser 1 reds are still ass

digital quartz
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Übung macht den Meister yep

undone wave
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The meme categories are my favorite including
Jump off the Watch Tower and Die
Jump off the Watch Tower and Live
Cow%
Go home and die%
Mweep%

broken topaz
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my bowser 3 is still ass

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you know the triple jump wall jump

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on bowser 3

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on those wooden thingies

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Did that for like two hours the other night

digital quartz
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you mean those triangular thingies ?

broken topaz
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yea

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with the setup

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of like hanging

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and a punch

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cant get it consistent

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i think three times in a row was best i got

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My bf does it out of a long jump in motion

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first try

undone wave
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What about in Wet Dry Land where you have to raise the water level for like 28 hours

undone wave
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Also the weird bomb-omb shit to save an A press in the volcano

broken topaz
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which is what i run

undone wave
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Oh I thought we were talking about A button challenge

proven crown
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Not gonna say "git gud", but I will say I'm disappointed.

digital quartz
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oh I think it really helps to really focus on remembering the visual cues, from where to jump etc.

broken topaz
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I am trying

proven crown
broken topaz
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im just bad

proven crown
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I kid, I hate platformers

devout hull
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Tell me of your achievements.

broken topaz
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yes

broken topaz
undone wave
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Dungeon bosses when they see link running around with a glowing sword

digital quartz
digital quartz
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this is your anime protag story

broken topaz
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Nah i dont have enough autism

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to do WR speedrunning

proven crown
devout hull
broken topaz
undone wave
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alright study time
i've procrastinated long enough dread

warped elm
devout hull
undone wave
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Ok

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The + C will be in your honor

broken topaz
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@digital quartz once i have a sub 20 i will stop

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And then i might go into VR Shooter esports

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Because I have picked up a new one and played maybe 2 days and have so far dominated every public lobby

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And have encountered a few tournament players for that game and they are kinda mid

undone wave
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H3VR take and hold enjoyer

primal kiln
broken topaz
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Laugh at this user

primal kiln
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GOD FUCKIGN DAMNIT

uncut obsidian
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hi chat

primal kiln
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I fucking hate JFIF

broken topaz
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same

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i also hate webp

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but atleast that usually embeds

warm fossil
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I cannot sleep kekcry

warm fossil
vivid marsh
digital quartz
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but yeah I stopped immediately once I hit my sub 20 run kekw

broken topaz
warm fossil
digital quartz
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kekw I haven't played in years I need at least 5 minute handicap

warm fossil
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I'll stay awake until like 3 AM if I keep going

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(not ideal)

stone shoal
stone shoal
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Brainfart, but Brainfart#2

lusty sonnet
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already exists

warm fossil
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I am not leaving Brainfart

uncut obsidian
warm fossil
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wait what

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okay fine I am leaving Brainfart

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just this once

urban ocean
stone shoal
urban ocean
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No

broken topaz
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naaah

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i get a 1 min handicap

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😊

devout hull
sour gate
plucky void
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skip

stone shoal
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FOUND IT

gentle saffron
steady trellis
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p!mute @lament knoll 7d Casual racism in VC is such a novel thing. Learn to behave or the next is a perma

foggy mantleBOT
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check @lament knoll has been muted for 1 week.

steady trellis
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just point and laugh

grizzled meadow
stone shoal
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Oh...

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VC

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Sad

hidden path
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Bought stuff at ikea and now I'm happy

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also found someone who wants my bow

stone shoal
hidden path
stone shoal
hushed marsh
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tech on your child

stone shoal
plucky void
stone shoal
gentle saffron
trim pilot
hoary elk
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CALL CENTER CAT

trim pilot
swift scarab
proven crown
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Guess who got a new RG kit

narrow briar
hushed marsh
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VC snow tunnels

undone wave
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Me bribing the mods to make #brainfart-after-dark

warped elm
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i need a jar

austere shadow
undone wave
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I'm having a stroke

austere shadow
primal kiln
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Lamborghambor

warped elm
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wake up

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there is somebody behind you

undone wave
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that's not how a stroke works

warped elm
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wake up

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it is

undone wave
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Stroke =/= psychosis

warped elm
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stroke = psychosis

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i dont have to proove it

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its a fact that i said

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bye i go sleep

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keep living in your deluded world

hushed marsh
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you arent wrong, strokes can cause psychotic symptoms

undone wave
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It was revealed to me in an intrusive thought

narrow briar
undone wave
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anyone wanna have dinner with me 🥺

hushed marsh
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I love MSG, I get a bag from the chinese grocery every time I run out

upper spruce
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GLA Tunnel Fighter

narrow briar
digital quartz
undone wave
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MSG really is just Table Salt 2 but everyone thinks its evil and toxic

hidden path
hushed marsh
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MSG gives people reactions, because they are expecting, or wanting it to

urban ocean
hushed marsh
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Your brain is wild like that

narrow briar
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smol hic doge

hidden path
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Hope yous all well

crimson flame
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pretty much like cigs

hushed marsh
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There have been studies in which people are given non-msg food, told it has it, and they suddenly start reporting symptoms

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other way goes too, food with it, told there is none, nothing claimed to be wrong

narrow briar
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...wait. What is MSG? (and why I keep reading that as MGS?)

hushed marsh
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Its a Sodium Salt of Glutamic Acid

crimson flame
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monosodium glutamate

narrow briar
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ah, that

hushed marsh
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Its also naturally occurring

hidden path
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The only msg I know is messages and I don't get enough

hushed marsh
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in stuff like Tomatoes, and Cheese

crimson flame
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metal gear solid

visual stirrup
narrow briar
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i remember there being a large crusade against that

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MSG thing

naive pike
narrow briar
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b r e a d

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and a leaf

hushed marsh
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its white moms from American suburbs finding some thing to be psychotic about as usual

crimson flame
narrow briar
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does this make this person a sandwich

hidden path
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I am a sandwich

visual stirrup
hidden path
crimson flame
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tbf it happened when nobody is smart enough to fact check shit before sharing

i mean nowadays ppl still do that but not as bad as back then

undone wave
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People are afraid of MSG because "chinese people bad"
If I get p!warn-ed, remember me as a martyr

hushed marsh
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Its also that

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Some people just hate anything remotely associated with the Chinese

naive pike
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Snake then said "You aren truly the rising metal of gears"

narrow briar
crimson flame
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bruh

hushed marsh
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Sandra from Texas hates Chinese food places because they put toxic chemicals in the food

naive pike
crimson flame
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thats just shit parenting

undone wave
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I don't think anyone under the age of 50 cares about MSG

crimson flame
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msg doesnt give you 1k calorie or some shit

hushed marsh
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I think its great, when you use it properly its great in food

narrow briar
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Well, "properly" is a keyword here

hushed marsh
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Well most stuff you put in food sucks if you do it wrong

naive pike
hushed marsh
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thats not surprising

crimson flame
narrow briar
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yeah that

undone wave
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I could start a salt panic by saying that
"The element Sodium is highly reactive in water, and chlorine is a poisonous gas"
"Why are we as parents allowing our children to consume these two elements on their food in sodium chloride"

crimson flame
narrow briar
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bruh think about the explosive hydrogen and highly reactive oxygen

undone wave
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Like people who think Fluoride (F-) is the same as Fluorine (F2)

hushed marsh
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There is Dihydrogen Monoxide in the air in your house right now, it comes from wells, and city pipes

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Please panic uncontrollably

narrow briar
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

undone wave
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It's oxidizing your lungs as we speak
that's right rust mouth, quit breathing

narrow briar
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panicpanicpanicpanicpanic

hushed marsh
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Wait until people find out there is radiation, everywhere always

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they're gonna be living in lead containers because facebook told them they'd die otherwise

undone wave
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Alpha male? tell me more about that low penetration power kekpoint

narrow briar
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your wifi is actually microwaves, boo!

undone wave
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Chuck McGill

grizzled meadow
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I'll give it a go

Has anyone played The Evil Within 2? I'm playing the first one, I've been meaning to buy 2 which now costs around 7 euros but I read/see that it's quite different from the first one and I don't know what to do
Half the world says it's the second coming of Christ and it's better in everything, the rest say the opposite but there are more reviews that say "amazing game" and less "crap game" ones

narrow briar
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oh look a Falco is the storm that's approaching

crimson flame
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its like the cosmic galaxy pulling a prank on you

undone wave
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SM64 speedrunners waiting for the perfect cosmic ray to flip the correct bit

hushed marsh
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Its thought it might be responsible for an infamous Mario 64 speedrun strat people chased for years

crimson flame
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did a little trolling

hushed marsh
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YEAH DAMMIT

narrow briar
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"Fuck this data point in particular"

hushed marsh
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WE THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING

undone wave
reef lark
crimson flame
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was it veritasium or vsauce vid

grizzled meadow
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Cumu si togo

hushed marsh
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There was even a bounty of 1000$

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if you could recreate it in a way that could be verified

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the only way they could, is when someone went into an emulator and flipped one single bit

undone wave
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Why don't you go flip some bit-ches

crimson flame
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they wouldnt know which bit tho

hushed marsh
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Ill call my girlfriend right now

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Thanks for the idea

narrow briar
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I'd rather just flip out

crimson flame
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is your girlfriend single

narrow briar
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and in the long run, turns out the universe hates computers even more than us biological beings

hushed marsh
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She used to be married actually

crimson flame
trim pilot
undone wave
hushed marsh
solar obsidian
undone wave
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Yeah

visual stirrup
undone wave
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The Gregtech experience

narrow briar
hushed marsh
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thats the closest we can get right now

crimson flame
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probably unlocks a secret ending

hushed marsh
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So its a wrong warp?

narrow briar
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Hardware breaky.

hushed marsh
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Damn

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[TAS] [CERN] SM64 Wrong Warp WR

narrow briar
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[GONE INTERSTELLAR]

heavy halo
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GUYS

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GUYS

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meow

hushed marsh
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fr?

heavy halo
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IM SORI

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IM SORRY

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IM SORRY

narrow briar
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._.

hushed marsh
heavy halo
visual stirrup
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No horni in my Christian STALKER server.

narrow briar
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they just said meow tho?

hushed marsh
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if hearing meow makes you horny, Im calling the cops

undone wave
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literallyme ignore me I'm working on something

narrow briar
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also this is a very clearly antichristian server

hushed marsh
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this server is not Vatican approved

narrow briar
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is it Falco approved tho?

stone shoal
hushed marsh
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For the Vatican

crimson flame
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target splashed, over

stone shoal
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Let no bug remain un-pissed on

hushed marsh
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Good name for your dick

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Close In Weapons System

stone shoal
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Anti Air Weapons platform

narrow briar
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so this is clearly a documentary about someone's gf

hushed marsh
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Id say one in the vatican, but they only like boys yeah?

stone shoal
crimson flame
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what the fucj

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the pic is fried

narrow briar
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oh my god

hushed marsh
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highest resolution meme

stone shoal
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Based if real

crimson flame
hushed marsh
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Looks like a mod

narrow briar
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maybe tell me it was used to blast Somali pirates

hushed marsh
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doesnt look like a real picture

crimson flame
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AI art

stone shoal
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I like the little red cloth they put at the bottom of the art, slightly draping over the gun to really complete the picture

hushed marsh
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also it has an artist signature

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it actually might be digital painted lmao

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I think it is

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someone put time into this

undone wave
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I hope that's ryan gosling

narrow briar
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who are you

crimson flame
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welp not ai art then

hushed marsh
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yeah its real art instead

stone shoal
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It's funny how much shit looks like 'ai art' now

hushed marsh
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you guys are just chronically online, you can tell when its ai art

stone shoal
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Anything remotely dream-like has this look to it that looks automatically generated

undone wave
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It's a nice piece, I'll give you that.
But the AI generated hands give you no tactical advantage whatsoever

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You can tell because the hand will have 12 fingers

solar obsidian
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i think its just photoshop

crimson flame
hushed marsh
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you can tell because whoever posted it will try to justify AI art in the comments

stone shoal
hushed marsh
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thats how you really tell

narrow briar
#

基本的にフクロウは単独行動を好みますが、雛の頃から一緒に過ごした子は、このように甘えてくることがあります。
そんな時は気の済むまで一緒に居てあげるようにします。
鳥類は他の動物に比べると愛情が強いと言われています。
ただ愛情が強すぎて独占的になることがあるので、そんな時不用意に他の人が近づくと攻撃してくることもあるので十分注意して下さい。

▼チャンネル登録はこちら
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOk_qgWaR7b9JmB1sSI3TnA

#フクロウ

▶ Play video
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cat with wings

stone shoal
solar obsidian
narrow briar
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oh hey i finally made someone happy

crimson flame
hushed marsh
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you didnt the owl did, but you can still be happy about it

crimson flame
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does owl purr

solar obsidian
narrow briar
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Now I'm unhappy about it. :c

hushed marsh
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Oops

fiery snow
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hey Volatile

crimson flame
hushed marsh
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holy shit a nap sounds great rn tbh

fiery snow
hushed marsh
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naps are always better because

queen finch
hushed marsh
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he is in my bed

queen finch
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imma snooz with my bf now

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night

hushed marsh
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gn

stone shoal
queen finch
fiery snow
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wait

hidden path
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gn pals

fiery snow
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why the ga- words not ban

hushed marsh
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any of you guys want a beer?

narrow briar
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looks at the Grafensteiner on the table
I'll pass

stone shoal
narrow briar
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excuse me what

stone shoal
narrow briar
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is it a free trial

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of winrar

hushed marsh
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all things are free if you just take them

stone shoal
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Pass me the motherfucking 7zip I'm not playing with your free trial looking ass.

fiery snow
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im gonna ded if mod seeing this

narrow briar
hushed marsh
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not when you have a gun

narrow briar
#

still haven't gotten around to--- wha

stone shoal
hushed marsh
queen finch
stone shoal
narrow briar
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i mean if you have a gun and use it like that the retaliation will escalate lol

hushed marsh
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I love violence

stone shoal
hushed marsh
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Im on that Cyber Grind

fiery snow
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welp
i dont need to kms
the cough will do it verynice

narrow briar
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ya guys reminded me i gotta buy a machete (in a tool store, a work machete)

hushed marsh
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me listening to cyber grind

stone shoal
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Less schizophrenic but yeah

hushed marsh
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Its breakcore for sure

narrow briar
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that is a weird spin angle

hushed marsh
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its from Ultrakill

narrow briar
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reminds me when I put noneuclidean angles into the facing values of objects in a certain game kekl

fiery snow
crimson flame
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its a dog

plucky void
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wait till people feed ChatGPT enough info

narrow briar
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i am intentionally creating noise for chatgpt

crimson flame
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this is also a dog

hushed marsh
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running garbage info into ChatGPT with a bit of code is a human right

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I go to bed happy knowing that Im feeding it trash

fiery snow
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A.I was hear all of u
it mad rn

crimson flame
narrow briar
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well SOMETHING just exploded in my flat

hushed marsh
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oh boy

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pipe bomb

fiery snow
narrow briar
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hm

hushed marsh
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i take it english isnt your first language

fiery snow
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oh sheesh

narrow briar
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so turns out, not a bomb, just a roomie who randomly smacked their foot against my crate of beer

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in the dark

fiery snow
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seem like depressed to much make u can immune it hmm

crimson flame
hushed marsh
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beer jumpscare

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Vietnamese? Chinese?

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THat could be a lot of places

crimson flame
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south east asia

hushed marsh
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Fair enough

fiery snow
narrow briar
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more like an adult version of randomly stepping on a lego

hushed marsh
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speaking of beer

plucky void
hushed marsh
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I think Im gonna go have a joint real quick

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feels like that kinda night

narrow briar
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kinda jealous

hushed marsh
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its like the only good thing about being Canadian

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Unless you like the cold too, like I do

fiery snow
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Behold
The FalcoN arrived

narrow briar
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You're saying this to an eastern european GrokChadGAMMA

hushed marsh
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You know where suddenly you wake up and its -30c outside, its lovely

narrow briar
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of course I love cold GrokChadGAMMA

grizzled meadow
hushed marsh
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Too bad its based of a book series that blows

grizzled meadow
plucky void
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that execution on the spider at 0:35

grizzled meadow
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I can't say what I want to say but 🏴‍☠️ is already 100% possible
And the game is not even out

plucky void
fiery snow
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

crimson flame
hushed marsh
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Its just hard to get into something like this when you dont like the source material

fiery snow
grizzled meadow
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Wait I can actually talk about it

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As long as I don't share links

crimson flame
grizzled meadow
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It's gossip

fiery snow
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gossip or bull-

hushed marsh
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The IGN review is funny, they complain about it the whole time and then give it 9/10

broken topaz
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@digital quartz My time is still bad and im still not near sub 20
But i just choked a 23 minute PB on bowser throws

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and instead got a 25:33

hushed marsh
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I love game journalism, what a bunch of nonsense

grizzled meadow
# crimson flame game journalists strikes again?

I don't know if what I watched is a journos video but the complain was fair, it looked like Assassin's Creed, where you are surrounded by enemies and you're the only one who actually does something

  • the roll
digital quartz
broken topaz
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real

crimson flame
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damn i actually hate that kind of thing

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reminds me of dynasty warrior

hushed marsh
#

Oh god not AC combat

grizzled meadow
# fiery snow gossip or bull-

A certain person on the internet can crack Denuvo, this certain person already said "I will crack the game", so yeah

grizzled meadow
#

And this certain person is probably the only person who can actually crack Denuvo

narrow briar
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AC combat?

hushed marsh
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Assassin's Creed

narrow briar
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vibes in 50Hz

hushed marsh
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AC means a lot of things, I know

broken topaz
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I know they aint

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but just feels shit

fiery snow
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i hear that some donate for that group to crack some game and public for everyone

digital quartz
broken topaz
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No

narrow briar
#

ah I recalled something that AC was also somehow related to games where you fly a fighter

hushed marsh
#

Ace Combat

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yes a very good game series

fiery snow
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but i accept with them
almost game have dmr actually is bulls-

narrow briar
#

right, forgot about that yes

hushed marsh
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would recommend

grizzled meadow
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I don't know if EMPRESS is a group, I just know that it's a woman

broken topaz
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@digital quartz OH WTF

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I am seeing it

hushed marsh
#

obligatory Ace Combat meme

broken topaz
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ye i just watched thatz

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its fucking insane

digital quartz
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Kanno not normally

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check him N64

narrow briar
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idk about Ace Combat, I have more than enough flying and shooting with Freespace to fill my free time

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obligatory Freespace shilling moment

hushed marsh
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Ace Combat is like

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If a jet game was about fun

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and action instead of realism

crimson flame
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thats kinda sick ngl

hushed marsh
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Yeah you get to shoot 100 missiles every mission, and do crazy stall maneuvers but thats fun

crimson flame
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being the only person that can crack denuvo

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must have felt like a god

hushed marsh
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also the soundtracks usually slap

crimson flame
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yeah lol

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i wonder why they even bother putting in soundtracks

broken topaz
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in like v1 and v2 denuvo days there was more than EMPRESS

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but nobody could crack the lastest versions

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except them

narrow briar
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"Fighter pilots make movies. Bomber pilots - make history!"

undone wave
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Do not ask J.K. Rowling which group of people she based the goblins off of

slim osprey
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Back from killing my legs

undone wave
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🦵 🦵

hushed marsh
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Dont ask her anything, she cant even write novels properly

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Give any attention to how her stuff is written and you'll notice she writes herself into deadends constantly

undone wave
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Do not ask J.K. Rowling her opinions on:
Trans people
Polish people
Scottish people
Jewish people
I could go on

slim osprey
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Oh shit we talking JKR?

hushed marsh
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hopefully not for long lol

undone wave
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What would your J.K. Rowling name be?
Attack Helicopter School Shooting is mine

slim osprey
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Well I'm latino so

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Juan

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My full name is not even allowed kekw

crimson flame
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juanito

slim osprey
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That's the nickname

undone wave
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There's one Irish kid in the whole book and he's shown to be repeatedly blowing himself up

slim osprey
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Man gotta love writting

crimson flame
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how can i not notice

undone wave
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Also his first scene has him trying to make alcohol

hushed marsh
#

Big surprise an English woman who used her money to live in a castle is an arrogant moron

narrow briar
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Bri'ish pe'el

undone wave
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The one asian character in the whole series has a Korean surname for a first name and a Chinese last name.

narrow briar
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man I'm sure glad there are no negative Polish stereotypes

undone wave
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I think there's only one black guy and he's named "Kingsley Shacklebolt"

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One of her more recent books has a negative polish stereotype in it

weak jackal
#

The one irish dude is named Seamus Finnigan who repeatedly blows up

grizzled meadow
slim osprey
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I remember hearing there's a trans fem in the new game, and her name starts with SIR

weak jackal
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Don't forget the jewish wizard named "Anthony Goldstein"

slim osprey
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Last name Ryan

hushed marsh
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Lots of fun stuff

weak jackal
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Sirona Ryan.

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yup

slim osprey
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Man

weak jackal
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aparantly a celtic name but y'know

undone wave
#

She writes something about the polish lady not recognizing the word for detective kekl

narrow briar
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eh

weak jackal
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but man even ignoring the transphobia, just look at the goblins and elves

hushed marsh
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She cant handle criticism, so she acts out like a child

weak jackal
#

sheeeeesh

hushed marsh
#

Its embarassing

primal kiln
slim osprey
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There's just one thing I'll never understand

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Why do people even like Harry Potter

hushed marsh
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Because they read it when they were 11

undone wave
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They liked it as kids and never grew out of it

hushed marsh
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and havent read it since

slim osprey
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It's outright bad

sleek zinc
slim osprey
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In all forms of media

grizzled meadow
# primal kiln

Prime Gaming being based gave the GOTY for free, on GOG

undone wave
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If they did re-read it
they might just think the pro-slavery takes are a bit weird

narrow briar
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meanwhile me, just casually reading r/HFY

weak jackal
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she's so pressed

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lmao

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"Trans people are opressing me"

hushed marsh
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I wish JKRowling a happy stay mad always

weak jackal
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actual real tweet made my grown ass woman

slim osprey
#

How the fuck you react like that

undone wave
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She lives in a castle you say...

slim osprey
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To a fucking "SHUT UP TERF"

solar obsidian
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i think harry potter movies are good

slim osprey
narrow briar
#

so what does even terf mean

sleek zinc
#

I've never read harry potter but its comedy gold how much rowling makes the mentally ill seeth.

weak jackal
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the movies are good and i play the mobile game because it's cool

undone wave
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"TERF is a slur to silence us"
"Damn I wish it worked, STFU."

slim osprey
undone wave
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Trans Exclusionary Radical Feminist™️

grizzled meadow
weak jackal
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the world is fun and neato and cool. Which is why fan creations are fun. But when jk touches her own franchise, people are like "bro why"

undone wave
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I think the "house elves like being enslaved actually" part got cut from the movies

narrow briar
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wow this is some new level of granularity

hushed marsh
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I think its so sad, that some people are this dumb

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Idk what kinda brain damage she has

weak jackal
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terf = trans exclusionary radical feminist

sleek zinc
# narrow briar so what does even terf mean

Trans exclusionary radical feminist. Its an individual who belives that transgender politics are not in line with female liberation. Rather that trangender ideology seeks to disolve the identity of women entirely.

weak jackal
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basically "trans women aren't women and they'r evil and invading women spaces and rapists and ruin everything and are attacking normal women"

undone wave
#

One of the fantastic beasts movies is about ensuring WW2 and by extension, the Holocaust, happen

slim osprey
weak jackal
grizzled meadow
weak jackal
#

anyway here's my hogwarts mobile game character she's a fucking loser

hushed marsh
#

All this JK Rowling slander has made me very happy, thanks guys

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I can sleep good tonight

weak jackal
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it's always fun to dunk on a weird old lady who's a bit wierd innit

sleek zinc
#

Brainfart isn't for politics so I'm not gonna mention any more about the ravings of the mentally disabled.

hushed marsh
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Oh always

slim osprey
undone wave
#

I live to slander this woman

weak jackal
#

it's cathartic

hushed marsh
weak jackal
hushed marsh
#

Let them be retarded in peace

undone wave
#

Harry Potter and the One in the Chamber

weak jackal
#

Harry potter and the audacity of this bitch

hushed marsh
#

Harry Potter and the retarded opinion echo chamber

stone shoal
weak jackal
sleek zinc
hushed marsh
#

Its whatever man, Im kinda over it now

grizzled meadow
hushed marsh
#

Lol

slim osprey
plucky void
stone shoal
#

Not the Harry potter GTA 5 one

undone wave
#

sorry falco

weak jackal
#

devastated

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she can never recover

undone wave
weak jackal
#

jk

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she's a bit weird innit

grizzled meadow
hushed marsh
#

average english "person"

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Support the work, support the artist

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its simple

narrow briar
#

eh

weak jackal
#

i mean if your money goes to her

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it'l be bad

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because she actively lobbies against trans people

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so just buy the game second hand or do the "other" option

plucky void
weak jackal
#

the "silly" option

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the "quirky" option

plucky void
#

she's not starving to death because two randos in a discord server decided to skull4k her game

weak jackal
#

"goofy" even

slim osprey
#

PIRACY

grizzled meadow
# weak jackal it'l be bad

That's the problem, who the fuck cares? It's a videogame, it's not made by her, it's only logical that money will go to her

slim osprey
#

STEAL IT

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TAKE IT