#🎪bruh-fart
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I got a glock in my Rari
17 shots no 38
whatever happened to Fetty Wap ?
ladies and gentleman
i will sadly announce
that i have hit my balls onto my desk
they hurt now
Wha how?
why would you do that ?
idk you tell me
establish dominance
I see what kind of studying you are doing
its a compilation of all the buff tf2 memes there are

I am tired
i'm the best at gey porn
I cant focus
is ok, I am a serial procrastinator too
i went to bed at like 11 last night
And fell asleep immediately
woke up an hour later
and couldnt fall back asleep until 5
what really helped me out was doing small spurts of learning with 15 minute breaks in between
like school hours 45 min learning 15 min break
yes like that
i found this picture of a crab i wrangled and i would like to share the glory of this wonderful beast
Cool hand
I mean
Nice Cock
thanks i made it myself
first word now a quick pause
was this when you met your wife ?
How
no
injected myself with star fish DNA
i can now regrow limbs (i lost them to an IED)
Stole NafZ Seal Boii video and added some Soulsborne flavoring.
Orignal video: https://youtu.be/0nPsWdcOsEc
Lovecraft Hybrid
i have a different picture of that
ill go find it lol
wait you actually lost a limb ?
no im fine lmfao also heres where i caught the crabs but i cant find any crab images guess i didnt take any
i am autistic as shit and just obsessively catch and bother sea life whenever im at the beach
just dont go catching jellyfish
i step on dead jellyfish they make a funny pop
eat the insides of a jellyfish
oh I thought you weren't joking since you are a military guy 
"Im sorry your missing limb from an IED explosion isn't service related"
the VA
worst injury ive gotten was just my fucking foot being impaled with a giant ass nail, nothing else really happened to me in the military
the exposure to copious amounts of radiation doesnt help (literally playing stalker irl!)
The Term IED is very insulting
to the craftsman who put alot of effort into that explosive device
true I heard gunship gunners all have super bad health problems from the ammunition and heavy metals
I heard that too, no idea where from
But those gunner roles apparently have real big health issues later
I also heard that the position that you have to be in as a gunner is really bad for knees and back
no idea if thats true
do you have a chicken mask aswell
I mean it makes sense you working with depleted uranium ammunition and shoot large amounts of ammunition at fast rates, those fumes can't be good for you
I have a mask
but not a chicken mask
i have one with the :3 on it
my room is like
if i just turn around
i see my bed
and i can just lay on my bed from my chair
universal bottom designator 
yeah i have gunner friends and they all hate it because they know it fucks them up
you cant see it, but im posting the guy projectile vomiting gif
well its not quite the :3
cus apparently i cant post it anymore
but its
the heavy metals in a completely pressurized cabin are not good
u cant do that job for very long
coincidentally also a gif of you 
the typical femboy mask
get yourself a boywife fr
I happen to own those shorts, that mask and black thigh highs
but thats not me
But i do know that guy
GOOD LORD ABOVE
I used to follow him on tumblr
and had similar hair for a while
Found the mask @digital quartz
:3
what should I eat today 
borgar
oh shit actually good idea 
This you?
I said that it wasnt
we dont believe you
this is cori
do a federal background check
This is me_
this is the only maxwell content i enjoy
as it stands he is a less funny and creative doge rn
ME!
@heady crow were you the Iron Warriors fan ? 
Average polish man flexing his epic farming equipment
On the dl yeah
oh you are going to love the new lore that is coming
with Vashtorr
Peter Turbo might come back in the long run
Pogger
new mortal combat finisher dropped
Fucking murder bruh
u watching Vinland today ?
literally me
Proof?
12 year olds be like after they played NFS

Just like me frfr
fr
i love shelter cat names
one of my local shelter cats was literally named "fruit punch gatorade"
the fattest cat at my local shelter who isnt up for adoption and is just a mascot is named slim shady and he is literally the largest cat i have ever seen in my life
hes lost tons of weight since i saw him apparently
Fuck that white guy rapper, we know who the real slim shady is
not even a maine coon or anything which is absurd
bigger than squingle ?
yeah me and my wife are thinking about getting one
there is a rescue cat one of our friends has and he is a giant ass purebred maine coon
They're actually like medium dog sized sometimes
super sweet but hes timid as shit cause he got hit by a car
his name is sir robert the 6th lol
Long lineage
cats always have weird names
I blame their masters giving them weird names 😄
i just named my cat "sunday" because thats the day we adopted him
noice
my all black is named chimichanga
Tiny little friend
and the tuxedo cat is appropriately named steven because hes a distinguished gentleman
i named my cat lord Tymbark ruler of the 6th division
i love moths
me too
underrated creatures
delightful little things
some good pollinators too
heh, back in the day I happened to have a couple colorful, half a palm sized ones randomly yeet themselves into my home
What is y'all favorite moth?
january
july
Read mfs
I saved a bee once, was nearly dead. Put her in the warmth and fed her some honey.
i was being a dick lol
Already did
October.
soon as someone said a month i felt the need to troll
This little thing is the best thing to ever exist
idk if theyre all over the world but we get them fairly often in the summertime
Where you from?
they only live about 3 days
floofy
We don't have many here in Argentina
really sad to see em go
Their only purpose is just to fuck
u only every usually find them in their last moments
ill always try to help them die in a comfortable spot
i do the same for the lizards and my wife says its the sweetest thing shes ever seen
And I also need them to live for like 20 years
if i find a dying lizard in my yard ill bury it or something
Comet moths are pretty cool too
I love all kinds of moths
From the ones that look like a tiny stick, to the ones that look like they are part of a drag show
thanks for cat pictures peeps
There's a nice game called "APICO", it's about bees
...discovering, breeding, making honey and products out of bee honey.
I highly recommend it.


Give him/her honey!
I plan to tattoo one of those in my back
Lots of it!
the only cool one I know
what are these called ?
That's a chinese luna moth
I also raise you to another cool moth, with an even cooler caterpillar
they look like jrpg bosses, pretty cool
Fuck, I really wanna pee but I can;t :X
a classic
clueless
I wish it was true, but we are back to "medieval working conditions" again >.>

Depression intensifies
Did a 6.30-2.30 then stayed overtime till like 3.30 and then stayed till 6.30 of my own will to help fix a feeding issue with a machine at work, they were nice enough to pay normal overtime even though I stayed on my own
Kinda had to but nobody would've said otherwise if they didn't
Got 20 euros for the overtime so that's nice
how much do u make a month if u dont mind me asking
imagine living in the usa
Very nice people would've been happy to stay longer but nothing to do + tired and gotta go to work tomorrow so I need to get my obligatory 4-5 hour sleep 
It's a temp job, 705 a month + some gifts and stuff
Not gifts as in items, as in money for doing a good job and such
aye sounds good
Literally me
its above minimum wage so its nice
Not if you finish a college for the luls at least
If you dont have at least the High School degree or whatever
then yeah get fuckd
slavery
But yeah, it's nice since I'm still with my parents but it is a 6-2 
i threw that shit away tho
i didnt , cause i needed it to go to college
Ima do E-Commerce lessons soon.
Will try to do computer stuff, cause being a Nurse is truly slavery.
Thankfully they're nice enough to understand and let me come in a bit late cuz the busses here are aids at its finest
when a re u free
i do whatever i fuckin want
i show up 3 hours late and no one asks a single question
Nobody asked me either in primary school
i simply walk back to my office, drink my daily redbull and have a smoke, and go about my business
Mfw the bus arrived like 5-10 minutes ago and this mf is still here just existing 
Do you own your business mf?
Or do your parents?
no i ironically enough am in the military
I own your mom
Ahh there it is
im just simply uncontrollable
I love working my hands down to the bone! I want my back to ache and my bones to crack from the hard labor I will be doing!
a force of nature
They just don't care enough
Gpa 3.0 below hands posted this
im the big cabbage, none of my sweet little brussel sprouts would tattle on me
my little brussel sprouts love me cause i fight for them

we doin a lil bit of suffering
when are you freee wahh
I got a paper cut for the first time today, twice in a row, by cardboard nevertheless
when are YOU free mf?
fr tho suffering at work is normal, just dont do it everytime nonstop
thats what i thought
The bus just started so like..... 30 minutes to an hour?
i'm free the whole time
I ain't gonna rush home
wahhhhh
Gator go smoke a ciggi
dont tel me what to do
definetely , there is that 1% that enjoy what they do
(okay)
Breathe
im actually off cigs thi
sadly i cant be a streamer and i was born a man so onlyfans is out of the window
theyre fucking nasty
(On the bus otherwise I'd join you)
Just work harder bro
What do you smoke then?
cigs are only for looking cool
Work harder and longer and you will love it for sure
Feet pics my brothers
i started vaping cause it still kills me just as fast but i dont reek
Literally the worse possible reason
Smoking pipes are the height of wizard fashion.
i can at least slowly end my life and smell nice
The moment you are not enjoying your work is when you should be working your hardest
even so , by the time u get yourself the clients for that shit you gonna die of hunger
💯
If you wanna look cool, do cigars like bruh
its not like u open an onlyfans and the next minute u make money off feet pics
doesnt work like that
i still actually smoke cigars lol
the competition is already there
It's meant as a passive income for guys
im like 20 feet away from cuba so we get good imports here in florida
That's quitter talk
95% of onlyfans creators make under 6000 USD a year
Send samples, I'll judge them
(don't)
Lmao
he thinks IT work isn't slavery 
That's amazing pocket change got taking pics
IT work is massive slave labor lol
aye , the rest of 5% they brag on the internet how easy onlyfans is
I know, at least I won't be working with many people at the same time.
Or that one mf that's just a chad about it
just shave your feet and legs and sell pictures
ez
paint ur nails n shit
there is a market
You have to have an established brand already to get a start on OF
Otherwise you're just another bootyhole
also most onlyfans girls were already sex workers or whatever for some years and they just migrated to a better enviroment i guess
pictures of boobs are overrated, where are the pictures of co-
In your DMs
Wear socks, as a foot guy, I can guarantee that socks sell, and I mean, SELL, enough to buy new ones, ship them, and then have money left over
please no
Break free from the shackles of society. Eat hookers. They'll do wonders for your gains.
i dont wanna see any dicks today. please i just want one day
And for anyone saying I buy them, I dont have money 
all the comfort of working from home without having to touch strangers
There is the hot take I've been searching for
127,836 calories
Infants are easier to eat
BULKING SEASON BULKING SEASON
MASSIVE GAINS that big protein doesnt want you to know!
And theres like, rooms full of them at hospitals
Steal from onlyfans creators. They are all tax evaders and thus have no legal recourse
Ya can fit them in the oven too
Allegedly m
Raw is the correct way
in minecraft yeah
?
how many calories are you
real
idk, im 45kg

45kg? thats enough to bulk
jesus
a light snack so i might have room for another
pippo hii
i am the pippo artist
yes
Sup pippo
Already did
what does it say, ledy
omg hiiiii
It says he is a sus amogus
it says the average cringe shit half of discord users have nowadays
omg i didn't know u but ur twitter profile is so adorable UwU
yes
even degrading eek!
i know i am the best artist in the world
i love to purposefully click sketchy links so they can get my bank account info


I still can't get over the neco arc one
make some 3D bitches
ok
oh god i rmember that
Gator be horni
This should be safe to post, right?
please stop sending gifs my internet is dying
i am fishposting

lmao no way we u get that
i am never horny i am way too strong for that
my desire is not sex, it is to start pointless and destructive wars to bring society to its knees, subsequently reverting us back to the stone age
Real
oobs
haiiiii pippo
pippuwu
i lowv stawbewwy milkk
@pastel quartz how is starsector going
i wuv bolgy wolgy
i lowv boys!
my first oc is a cute bunnygirl who loves evading taxes uwu
twig
dwo you lwove bolgy wolgy?
break me in half
no comment
me tooo
my second oc is a cute hell rampant dog who fucks anything that moves and is wanted in 27 states for public indecency
wait wtf show me
kek
Go to their twitter
"it" ?! lel
You'll see it
!lockdown
✅ Locked down 🎪brainfart
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if i die in tarkov you get lockdown for 1 day
did you die yet? 
knowing that he will die multiple times and the lockdown will be extended with each death
✅ Unlocked 🎪brainfart.
skill issue
what the fuck

not even in your best dreams
my wettest dreams involve iedy
I keep forgetting you're an unredeemable weirdo
why is Adam Driver yelling at dollar store Scarlett
why the lockdown lmao
powertrippin' mods
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impress me
They stripped you from your privileges
damn
lmao
Dumbass 
Nobody got muted/banned but this is definitely a xdddddddddd moment

guess who is the dummy of the year
"kekpoint at this user"




quick everybody send him death threats since he cant ban us 
I still can summon my Stand 
i guess i have to be the mod now damn 😔
it's khaytill time to shine

@heavy peak
!1984
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You will still be remembered as the guy who left the server
you may be back at full strength, but you will be remembered forever as the mod that accidentally left the server
You will still be remembered as the guy who made
!1984
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and had to beg to get mod powers back
lets start a cult
@dreamy current
S5 takes the spot for smartest mod ngl
time to put a mf down
it was an accident
there is a strong smell of paint thinner at my gym, sweet
get high while working out
Inhale it
win/win

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Music: Fallout 4 OST - Enough Is Enough
GREEN SCREEN: https://youtu.be/l0b15JYeUEs
yuea me too
yall wanna know the tweet he skipped at 2:40
I WANT BLAIDD TO BREED ME I WANT HIS PUPPIES PLEASE I WANT THE LEASH I WANT THE COLLAR I'M DROOLING WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK
20565
1541
dont ask how i know its this one
Oh... a new set of people I can fire a hot take at...
Oh well there are mods
i'll start saying dumb shit too in order to get likes sure
No hot takes for yall

Damn, from soft really has a W I D E audience, they got all, even furrys
Haven't posted this in a while so send the most vile and unbelievable shit
Lmao
and by f22 i mean the entire manual,blueprints and perfomrance records
Holy shit
Average day in the warsim game community
understandable
me too hoenstly
god fucking damn
🔥 popular
good morning lads
kill it
My psychology professor does not approve
Also, EDC enjoyers getting ready for a trip to the store
Kaufe Schokolade
Schaue hinein
Methamphetamin
I am a minor tho, but still nice one

You told me not to expose you so I didnt
If this guy gives head it is counted as neck, because his head is the same girth as his neck
Plot twist, it's all just voices in his head
@slim osprey bro u good?

Come on man just drop the manifesto, fuck them feds
Ok take your time

The mods are here time to pack it
actually cool
rip r/gayspiderbrothel
What are drunk drivers (society's most oppressed group) supposed to do if we ban cars?
Looks kinda metal
Regret saying this, could yall just delete it form your memories thanks
It never happened it just a Mandela effect
Strangers on the Internet exist
Well I won't be feeling wholesome in the night going to bed, with the cato on my tummy sleepin and purrin... with some candles around while I read articles on my phone...
you are always alone 
just kiddinglol
u have cato yes
It's my parent's catto, I took care of her cause my parents were away
On the plus side, she won't be driving me insane every min, running and meowing angry around.
meow

getting that pussy
Problem with cats is: When you want to spend time with them, they scratch the hell outta ya
When you DON'T want to spend time with them, they jump on your lap: "Pet me."
k
based
orange
Yes, "Orange goes FASTAAAAH!!"
orange cats just built different
"Here ya go mom, took care of her just fine, no worries. Sorry I couldn;t wait till tomorrow, your catto drove me insane!"
She bumped her head on the glass window, only to make her more mad, meowing angrily and running the opposite direction >.>
Imagine handling a toddler. Hell no, I'd rather be alone and sane forever.
you ever had a Ritter Sport chocolate ?
real
tale as old as time: egirls cosplaying characters from games they have literally never fucking touched
RItter knusperflakes represent
Quadratisch praktisch gut
Piranha solution would work better
Fluoroantomonic acid if you can afford enough of it too
i can help you aim bro
i have strong hands
Teamwork makes the dream work
This man is a pseudo homosexual
teamwork makes the twinks twerk
real
Is it polotics to talk about the balloon
You're not a real homosexual if you havent held your partners dick while they pee
my ass? that's not political
I just heard about a fucking balloon getting shot down because it's a 'chinese spy balloon' like my guy what
politics is when women in my vidya
They used a fucking jet to do it

Fallout is my favorite apolitical gem tho
Why does she sound like a child
It's anime
comfy bnuuy
me
need this fucking thing in my gym fr
more cardio machines is the last thing i need at my gym
Waiting for Snake to finish his set so I can use the machine
waiting for bruno to finish his set so i can use him as a barbell

also grok told me to cool down and i dont know what he was referencing
he was telling you that youre hot
you can use me for hip thrusts id imagine. Im like 80kg rn so
real
good weight for hip thrusts
I need to find the Jerma vs Kiryu fight
literally me
still need to pick courses for next period which starts in 2 days
need to go to the counselor bcs my lazy ass only remembered it now
I dont know if this is a very clever edit or someone genuinely modded Jerma to be a fighting game character
Nah he's a real character
There is enough frames of that silly guy to mod him into any fighting game
Carbonic acid never feels like staying in solution
what if you asked nicely ?
If by asking nicely, you mean putting it under pressure
hello funny people in my smartphone
Hola
damn literally me
how are y'all doing today?
staying silly :3
i should probably go to bed soon but i am not tired and will probably just lay in bed thinking about ass for several hours until i actually get tired and fall asleep
back in the forest for a week. Bought fresh rye bread and good cheese so am living good
dibs on being the campfire
Coffee cheese
🤮
damn
Taking requests
I only know wonderwall and the first few notes of megalovania tho
after all
ERP channel
Use your own then
nuzzles
u a snoozer ?
you've got a pint or two to spare
rn just chilling in bed and going through an album. Prolly gonna turn off everything and fall asleep listening to it
wbu mr tophatt
fake information
Where does it say that in the rules?
ERP cringe
i say so
pounces on you and crushes you to death under my titanic weight
What do you all have against Exposure and Response Prevention therapy?
What kind of nasty ass pussy does 60 dollars get you
I'm ace so its a free 60 dollars
The blue kind, full of teeth.
No way a real fighter pilot ace?
youre an ace pilot?? Wow thats cool
thats so cool
idk check prices on GetYourHoe . com
oh shutup cori
BRÜNO
I have 5 confirmed heterosexual kills
sex will be eliminated at all costs
😭
Brüno is a furry

sex will be replaced by sex 2 eventually
just living
just like source 2 any moment now
Me when I'm finally banned and return with an alt
Sex 2 is just fucking your bro
Source 2 already exists
we gotta start playtesting on this as soon as possible so we can work out all the kinks before they release it
Sex version 1.19
Just nobody develops for sauce 2
gonna sleep soon because I'm doing fuck all
Germans picked a goofy ass word for sex
"Gender traffic" if translated literally
"Sex" on its own works too. Its like the difference between saying sex and intercourse
hands you a prozac
how does one dirty talk in german
i'm gonna traffic your gender
You dont
fair enough
i cannot imagine talking dirty in norwegian fr
I don't even know how to dirty talk in english
idk you can dirty talk to me. I wont understand a thing but thats for the better
german is too cringe
i can maybe do that
gotta think of a good line
Med master! I'm going into depression, and I require your strongest anti-depression medication!
Sleep before I fucking get you dudde.
noooooo you should stay up bro
have a nice sleep Bruno
Dextro-amphetamine my beloved (I have crippling ADHD)
real
Crippling is hyperbole but it still sucks at its worst
it can be crippling
Yeah
Someone's gonna go
"Well ADHD Georg has it worse than you so shutup"
i should just go to a psychiatrist and get some sort of mental disorder papers so i can start selling drugs to highschoolers
NGL fellas I'm gonna have to accept I'm goofus in that second half
My college will break me in half if I do that
Besides, fuck you they're mine
Sigma grindset is finally being able to function like a neurotypical adult my age every single day
R E A L
me with adderall
i don't want to be neurotypical i cannot leave my whimsical self behind like that
!1984 you cannot drink gasoline
it will cause severe gastrointestinal issues and likely lead to hospitilization
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Drink bleach instead 👍
Did you know that jap-ville has a type of fish that's poisonous, if you eat it and it's poison gets into your system it fucking paralyzes you. It's cooked to remove the poison but in certain circumstances you'll still get fucked.
They drink gasoline at that point to cause them to throw that shit up
based
Thus that weeb image is real
!1984 you cannot drink Sodium Hypochlorite (commonly referred to as bleach). It is a highly basic solution that will severely burn your mouth, esophagus, and stomach.
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Fuck it we ball
Look at my profile picture.
mentioning the existence of japan is political
Does this look like a man who has any fucking respect for japan?
Do not ask Doctor Seuss what his opinions on japanese americans were
The original image is him on a bike and a burning villlage
we stay silly :3
The smile says 'I'm cute!' but the eyes say 'I'll cut!'
I've run into a lot of Wehraboos and other weirdos online
but never someone with the racial tolerance of Franklin Roosevelt


hurb
p-please be Cyberpunk
GhOwOst
OwO mentioned
@heavy peak bro pls make this an emote
Or @grizzled meadow, I am begging you
nay
YOU

Sam
YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME YET
If you remember that emote you're a real one
aldo.jpg
Cuz I saw the meme you reacted
in
I should ping aldurien
Do it no balls
I feel like getting banned today
We've managed to reinvent "wife bad" boomer humor but for 20 year old gays
The vers has to sleep under the bed
DUDE ITS SO REAL
Wrong, the button's place is in between the tops legs whole they sleep





