#🎪bruh-fart
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idk havent installed it
ill try
yeah i bet your relate to SISSYphus
Sissy squats are nice
tarkov?
Nah not rn
achilles and patroclus ❤️
why don't you sissy squat on my face
no i mean, tarkov is the thing u explained there dummy
i dont have tarkov
Nah
where my ancient greek myth shippers at
Yeah
bet
real
genuinely wonder if I'm anorexic sometimes but I don't think so
it's just I keep putting off eating to do other things
that's called being retarded don't worry about it bro
it's a bit like how league and smash players put off showering because they'd rather play league or smash
of course smash players go the extra mile and skip bathroom breaks as well
id love to be on the recieving end of smash
invited by your femboy homies to play smash but you're the switch
@midnight tree
our country has a fascination with closed circle friend groups
bet
so it's hard to get involved anywhere and find them but I bet there are some
i invade every friend group and goof around for a while and then i leave
Ive only talked to one finnish one but that was way back
look in the mirror bro...
my country has a fascination with being homophobic and homo at the same time (poland)
Time for Aksel to invade pride events in search of femboys
Bro...
tbh the thing about femboys is all you need really is a twink
true
and if you dressup that twink you got a femboy, it's that easy
so you could realistically know hundreds of femboys or POTENTIAL femboys
but i'm not twinkish enough to attract other twinks
hit the gym and be a muscular beefhouse
You just need to be more dom
Technically? 🤨
can't do much about this resting anger face
literally
presentation done
idk why I said technically
i just need to get my forklift license tomorrow
but yeah dement, if you get the aniki bod then you're gonna have bottoms flocking around you
then i will finally be attractive
you might actually die because they'll tear you to pieces
i'm not aniki levels of toned
bro jeg heter Aksel
OSHA Certified means you're legally allowed to murder (provided you follow the OSHA procedure and make sure you clean the forks afterward
Jag heter homo peter :DDDDDDD
ekte
"bro" jeg knulla en gutt som het eskel, hvis han kommer seg rundt så kan du det og
jeg heter mads forresten, tenker det er høflig at jeg deler navne mitt og
bare sa det så du kan slutte å kalle meg Dement 
@slim osprey
jeg heter 😳
Aksel er forsåvidt et bra navn
men dement har jo blitt indentiteten din
ekte
MADS MIKKELSEN???
:3
I wish
literally me
gotta make rice and go to the gym today
gotta prepare me some lunch for the next three days of backbreaking forklift certification
rice 
forklift certified is like a medal of honor
forklift cert be pullin hoes like magnets
i'm gonna be forking like crazy
i'm gonna drive a forklift over to finland and take the igloo that bruno lives in and bruno himself with me back to norway
by the pallet load
p!kiss @midnight tree
p!kiss @heady crow
p!kiss @warped elm
p!kiss @pastel quartz
i'll be rolling in both income and come when i start forklifting baybeeee
wahh- wh.... ur a bully
we doing boy kissing now?
we boys kissing?
no 😔
tragic
haven't had my first kiss yet fr
i forgot the command
Time to change that then fr fr
bruno is too cute
and his pp is too big
My genuine reaction

quitter talk
why is this chat so homo
I'll take bruno bratwurst's bratwurst no problem
because everyone who uses this chat is gey
i can deepthroat an entire banana no problem
that's normal tho? whats wrongw ith that
wtf is wrong with you, 1/8th of a banana and its already at the back of my throat
this has happaned
i blew up my captan with a block of ic4
how many times I gotta say it, gey means happy, we just tryina be happy
this dude CLEARLY doesn't know how to control they gag reflex
if thats it
than im gonna be deppresed for life
your loss man
gae people are fine in my book unless they use being gae as a flex
i don't know why some people use being gae as a flex
me & u fr
Fr
i'm a samwise gamgee kinda guy
Norway must have some sick hiking paths
Too bad rn i use a hammock sleep system. Might not be ideal further up north
there's a pretty nice one i run on during the hot seasons
samwise is an absolute darling, that last movie has scenes with him and frodo that make me wanna cry my eyes out
This is honestly me at the moment. I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing
i've seen people hammock it up on that trail tbh
even though it takes like 2 hours to finish lmao
even stumbled upon some people sleeping in a tent in the middle of the woods during winter when i was walking around in the dark with my dog
Prolly gonna go on a 2 night hike on the lake ice if it gets colder in a few weeks
like bruh that shit takes 2 fucking hours how can you spend enough time there to justify setting up a tent
Downhill or crosscountry
crossdressing
yes
both
Eh in any case both are way diff to hiking to really compare
Chad
i can do both for hours on end
i can just walk and walk and walk
i've been walking trails since i was 3 or some shit
When i say hiking i mean like going on like atleast a 10km+ trip and usually one night spent in the forest
oh you meant diff as in different?
Ye
I'm retarded
Its ok me too
yeah they're much different
you're right
😳
no you're right
real
i see pink
bro i see the gtx69000 rendered apple
omg hi king
if your imaginary apple doesn't have the cute little leaf on the stem don't even talk to me
when I close my eyes and try to imagine a red apple I see this dude


P!slap @foggy mantle
UwU
p!slap @pastel quartz
ew i dont look like that
where is it from
degenerate hentai
which one
bot being rude smh
it's just degenerate that's all you need to know
I see nothing
o no
bruno is an NPC
Yeah and youre the main character
😳
time to go through every dialogue option with you until i get the romance ending

skill issue
the issue isn't the back of the throat, you've gotta keep going
tilt your head back a bit
ez
bananas are literally so fucking easy to deepthroat
stopppp
no homo
send political meme

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Dr. Bart Ehrman, Dr. Natasha Mikles, Filip Holm, and Dr. Justin Sledge, all scholars and educators in the field of religious studies, joined me to help me find out how many hells I’m going to. Follow their inst...
time to study

thank god there's no reddit percs in there
at least we're spared that... I see the twitter one though
tragic
wtf are these payday achievements
i wanna go fishw tih u then
i know a viking ship we may be able to borrow
Real
fishing is a life changing experience
Was fishing on saturday tho
based
har du hørt om skipet God Bør?
did you catch anything
oi
Nah me and my friend went out to check out a new spot near his new place
flott skip
Didnt get anything. Neither did the other fishermen we asked
har til og med smurt bånnstoff på det skipet
rip
ta med meg på båt tur da kjære
P!translate en har til og med smurt bånnstoff på det skipet
tragically real
har til og med smurt bånnstoff på det skipet
even smeared bottom fabric on that ship
What
vi må ha med bruno
Vibe was on point tho
WTFF

i wanna be invited for next fishing or either..
@heady crow
Cheater
of course 
love living up here, truly the finest countries in the world
The moon was nice too

bro you got a moon too?
Stinky 
that's so cool
you should show me your moon bro
getting thousands of achievements in less than a second that people waste their life for
Real
c3@
1D@
that is a really terrible meme, holy shit
i'd understand if it'd be aezakmi and actual naems of the codes

it's an epic meme for gamers
ew
I'm woefully out of people to go on fishing trips with
maybe I'll take a ferry over and we can go fishing bruno
4E$ 😎
I'll fetch a pair of skirts so we're well prepared
can u swim dwon to me, i wanna join
OVERKILL moment
they had more of it before too
ok THREE skirts
bro jeg kan bare stikke inn til oslo så vi kan fiske etter knarkere ved aker brygge
Oh yeah bet. Im fine with both ice fishing and fly/regular during summer
never gone ice fishing before so that'd be a really cool experience
can i not fish and just look at u guys or have fun with ur pps
bitches always be fishing for ice smh
Got a motorboat at our cottage and there are some good spots near there
but of course, half the joy of fishing is the company
none of that? 
sex is like fishing, i fuck the fish
sex is like fishing.
Slippery when wet
its fine, fish dont have feelings
Oh yeah its cool. All alone on a frozen lake listening to the sounds and changing holes every so often
I've played atleast one in each category
Nothing like it
what does sthta make me
a gamer
I play literally none of these
💪
we returning the fish or are we setting up a grill
Also a sneaky pic of the oven heating up
ohhh nice
Can make kalakukko out of small fishies so
let the fish roam free, we bring a cheap hot dogs and a one-time grill like true norwegians
hey the hot dogs are plan B
i would kill to have as much access to nature as you do
then KILL my guy
i need hot dogs, i dont eat fish
no other way around it
you're gonna need some plan b after i'm done with you
aww fair enough
BRUH
do I gotta post the meme again
yes
yeah
OwO
yeah
trump probably gets railed by his transsexual goth gf all the time
Gonna continue reading csm
csm?
Ngl old school
Chainsaw man

oh yeah
cum slut man?
nah its chainsaw
so true
mu life is a lie
can i have that cohker
i don't know the names ofany of the dudes i've hung out with at the local coffee shop for the last few years
real
Yea its uhhh belt
cocker?
poggies

i wanna have a leash

"Its amazing how do you keep your pants up while you perform"
Good morning brainfarts
HAIIIIII
the moment someone mentions cocks
Gm cori
cori arrives
cocks??
real
cocks?
on another note, HIIIII HAIIII :3333 HEYYYYY CORI
I WANNA SE AP PP
Is there a dog walker but for femboys 
just use a real leash
who cares
I am that neighbor
pls die
can't play bro, i'm afraid of dark and darker people

buy a pink dog walker and pretend its for femboys
ya me
Theres money in that 
Well you can kill them

infinite money trick, you pay me to walk you and I'll pay you to walk me
oh, you mean in-game?
infinite money
number 5
How long does it last
burger king foot
didnt it end some time ago? wasnt dark and darker.. wat?
burger king burger
jeg har lyst til å møtes men jeg vil ikke virke som en discord moderator når jeg spør bro
trans people: im trans
society: ok
cheap bluetooth headphones: Power on. Connected
245253
24507
also whats darker
I wish I had this power...
💀
har ikke hengt med noen på evigheter
I hate speaking headphones
Tarkov but fantasy
Hasnt been announed yet
But it starts today at 1pm my time
ooooh that one
So 2pm here. We hop on?
Black people across the world nodding their head in silence at this post
neida jeg forstår, har ikke no særlig lyst å utvide vennekretsen min IRL akkurat nå, litt dårlig timing på det egentlig
en erlig sak bro
I don't really have time to play today, got exams coming up
:c
:( alriight
yo bro you're alive?
men har ikke no imot og chatte her og frustrere skjønn-forvirrede mennesker... ikke fortell noen den siste delen :p


ekte
kan faktisk snakke om det på norsk UTEN at femti folk her inne bestemmer seg at jeg er nødt til å høre "meningen" dems :p
godt å være nordmann
okay
velfærdsstaten norge lessss goooooo
bends over
Genshin impact ew
lessss goooooooo
Please stop speaking the language of your people and speak the language of my people instead...
gogoles
Ben_Dover
UwU
helt korrekt
bing chilling
i think the worst thing is you know its genshin impact
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND 🥩 🏀
I swear on my existance I actually did not, I took a random stab and hoped you would bite
don't worry about it, we're talking about the weather
so is it genshin or not
gotta plan out the fishing trips
p!8ball is lidl good?
:8ball: Pfft.
we weather speculating
🪞
shut the fuck up pancake lidl is good
wow samantha
"He aint" 😭
how could you be so insensitive
fr
but he is looking down on cancer
fr fr

disgusting
fr fr no cap bussing fr sheesh

lidl supports cancer treatment probably
obanana
Roundhouse KICK AN ARGONIAN INTO THE CONCRETE
real
Dagoth-Ur spitting real factoids
lidl doesn't get enough recognition I think every city should have lidl
shame you can't side with dagoth but I guess it makes sense, he doesn't trust you
am I the only one who knows about lidl here I feel sad about that
tfw no big tiddy dagoth gf
id throat him
I appreciate that, even if you wanted to join him the issue isn't that the game arbitrarliy forces you to be opposed to him but rather that he, honestly, states that he simply does not trust you
Would like an ending where it's just you accept death, and you get an ending cutscene of Dagoth dabbing on the douchebag tribunal and Azura
my pronounse are who/what
(formerly who/where)
tribunal arguably did a lot of good though that's the sad irony of it all
it's complicated in the end, something bethesda forgot how to do ages ago
Vivec is too smug and therefore I do not care
my pronouns are what?/huh?
my pronous are she/his/hole
sorry to say
He literally holds a meteor over a city that N'wah can get hit so hard he fades out of existance. Same with the lady who's name I can't remember. Glasses guy is okay.
she?
I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes bro
but/hole
F
not hetero if im an actual gir, its just a pronoun

try tongue
amazing chest ahead

how does that work, I'm a guy so it'd be hetero wouldn't it
or am I mental
no, because im not a girl
oh
ok then we're good, homo let's go
no, ur dick is too small
that fit goes hard tho
nice of him to offer the blunt ngl
Least snowy pathway in Canada
wow
Unfortunately
honorary nord country
i knew it
denmark's retarded half brother
canadians are lovely
Aww gee I’m taken 🥺
Hi taken I’m dad
also a massive slut ngl
Same
relationships between two people is the only thing i would ever consider holy in any regard
OMGG CUTE PFP
i ain't stepping between two people who love each other fr fr
Gamma player roster:
- The racist
- daddy issues
merge them
even in my most down bad times
no
Somebody ping ledy for me
here?
mhm
in my dm's
arte
Well alright then
I saw that hentai you ain’t slick
order of the flaming rose?
You probs know for what
based???
wholesome based drawings
they're lovely
Alao yes 

and made me realize I need to continue reading witcher
Hehe
read deez nuts
because of these lads https://witcher.fandom.com/wiki/Order_of_the_Flaming_Rose
The Order of the Flaming Rose, sometimes simply The Order, is a religious knightly order established in 1268 with significant presence in the Nordling lands. At first, knights were mostly based and organized in the kingdoms of Aedirn and Temeria but later, after the uprising in Vizima, King Foltest confiscated the Order's assets in his dominion ...
according to people who are not me tell me i'm a good writer and artist
I want to curb stomp the troglodyte snow plower driver that dumped all the snow on the road in front of the bus stop
bet
so tall
My bf is tinier then me
I hate it
And kinda love it
Flaming rose? More like D-rose bro the NBA is calling
ur realyl fucking tall
bro i'm 5'9
thats tall
I’m 6’2
yeah but haven't you gone to the other side? it would be too hetero and I can't do that
I've got a duty to fulfill
I am unable to wipe my ass
a mission that remains incomplete
Which side?
i'm wide as fuck to make up for my height
thought you were trans
built like a brick lesssss goooo
yeah, if it isn't inherently gey then I'll fail my mission
and the cult will exile me
render me an outcast

monolith said it is legal to have the gae even if wemen
you is right
real
I'm a clear sky guy though
actual twink
Lemme just disguise myself as clear sky
i'm bandit but i wear a loner patch

Just becomes th3 enemy
Call of Pripyat: the zoomer
Shadow of Chernobyl: the doomer
Clear Skies: the femboy
your dad has to be jacked by now
dude I just picked them because they had the coolest drip
if he's been to the gym for so long
Only femboys have drip
Same
Idk dude but
I'm pretty female
Lul
okay enough procrastinating i gotta go
good luck dement
Anyway how ya holdin up maxim
I'm pretty good, it's been a bad couple of weeks, just been feeling down lately, not sure why
and I'm kinda the person to find out why I feel bad so this one was new, but I'm good now
Maybe lonely?
Did anyone say smth bad?
Stupid doo doo head
😭
think I made samantha mad earlier, not that it has anything to do with why I'm feeling good

probably because I ended up having a... morally opposed viewpoint
I genuinely can't tell if I'm transphobic, I don't think so but I've been told both "yes" and "no" by those it concerns
and then listened to those parties have very lengthy arguments about it
anyone from Iraq, Georgia, Lebanon, Syria, Israel?
HNNNGGGG HAVE TO MAKE MISOGYNYSTIC JOKES AAAAA
no I believe in women's suffrage and stuff
We do suffer indeed uwu
but when I'm shitposting I will say a bunch of derogatory stuff online, I uh... have too much fun with that
Good
well regardless of what I think about trans stuff, I don't make it a point to disrespect anyone and I value personal freedoms way more than my own grievances over an issue that... isn't really present in my country to begin with?
so live and let live as they say
Yes
creates an awkward situation when eh... those concerned have asked me what I ACTUALLY think and it's almost always upsetting to them
So? What do you think? 
well mya knows, and she's told me she disagrees respectfully but appreciates the mutual respect regardless
ah well, DM me some time if you wanna know, it's a conversation best left out of the server because it's probably inevitably gonna be political :p
I'm not mean about it... or at least I don't think I am
god dammit though it's so COLDDD
damn wish I had the same
Ah yes, that conversation
how cold?
bout to dip into + degrees here in a bit and im dreading it
Interesting
cold enough I gotta turn on my heater
asking for cold and dry winters is apparently too much in this state of the world
unless you wanna warm me up babe
i am gonna be telephatically pissing on you and aksel
No u
a cat in a stock
catck
appreciate it homie
Glompson
tha glompson-18
if I start feeling warmer I'll make sure to open my mouth and tilt my head back
just to make the heat enter my body easier you know
I prefer the Glompson 47 with folded wooden stock
Glauser looks like a Blade Runner weapon
Your not wrong
tthats iq curve :C
@heady crow this could be us
could be me and aksel as well but he's busy
oh wow, so picking bruno as the last choice

the greeks invented orgies and romans added women to it
thankfully its rest day for me
im all free
that's why i love greeks
and Dutyer
triangle please
noooo it's just I'd have them BOTH if I could
homo
both are adorable if towards me
@heady crow can u help me make an avatar
in a game, just picking clothes and accesories
idkk im bad with that sort of stuff :((
ITS FINEE, UR A CUTIE
pleaseee?~
suure
pp sucking
yeye
ill floss my teeth at the same time tho
im waiting down there
average tiktoker
hohee
finn is an icon
Finn 
an icon indeed
speak for yourself
madi 
i know 
Nah Maja you good
u never saw me u idiot
don't know what you look like but I'm the only person allowed to wallow in self pity
im allowed too
no.
I'm gonna slap you
No
Help me get rid of this role damn
I NEEEEEED ITTTTTT
I NEED IT SO BAD
Art
I was the [purple] Rain (Before it was wet)
is this about ror soundtrack
Ja
Why?
oki
._.
Just gonna post it here smh
All I ever wanted was head from the art hoe with sweaty thighs
Tis wat i made for my bf
This channel is beyond horny and needs to be cleansed with a flamethrower.


Women 

When you say amen they'll tell you that we ain't in church
I will eat this feline and pick my teeth with its bones
Zoomers having unfettered access to pornography has ruined a generation
But when you say "so it will be" in a church tf they gonna do
It has generatet
Furries

Unabomber type beat
Zoomer comparing someone speaking on the damages of pornography to someone who bombed people
I will consume pornography until brain rot and you cannot stop me
Least brainmelted individual
Your insults make me hornier
you've come to the wrong place
this is #🎪bruh-fart
Brainfart =x= braincum
the entire identity of brainfart is queers being horny
this man
he's absolutely right
fish react him
Yep, brainfart is just... this

all the queers i been with are dead
There is only one alive
So i kept him
May Allah ignore you all at the pearly gates of heaven like the way the cute barista at Starbucks ignored my pickup line
She wasn't interested
Horni posting and cats
cats are best
Perfection
if it was only cats I wouldn't care
But have a gat
Here my cat
He blep for he has no brain
love him
bet
Time to do funny things (any CSIS agents monitoring this IT IS AN AIRSOFT PISTOL)
one braincell
Fucker has been hit by 2 utes and lives out of spite
kill the drivers
hey CSIS agent, he's lying, he 3D printed it
Go get stronk
I AM NOT I SWEAR I HAVE NOT PURCHASED ANY 3D PRINTERS CHECK MY BANK STATEMENT
I'm gonna try to do things
i'm running a completely unorganized blog on discord now
I treat brainfart like my personal diary
more like your personal diarrhea

more like your personal diorama
he's literally me
i'm bulking on fruit, oatmeal and coffee rn
My cat's screaming and shit from the other side of my apartment
I can't get up the other cat is under my legs
yum
Try to smell nice challenge (blue collar worker edition) (extremely difficult)
Yall are that gae that even i can't compare
i had mad wood chip smell when i was a tinsmith
The shift didn’t even start yet
Zam
i eat wood
Eat my wood
bet

coffee
how is that bulking bro
how would you rate my gae on a scale from 1 to 10
too much coffee is not healthy
Infinite/10
you just don't understand bro trust me bro

sure
and cum. especially cum
Map of Earth's seismic activity right now.
Here's a classic for Steely Ben! Hope You liked it! Always loved this song.
Thanks for Watching! Subscribe 4 more!!! :-D
show me your ring of fire bro
jfsdkfjsdfjsdklf
Europe punished for being Europe
i'll cool it down
whats happening
Why
sorry I farted
@midnight tree
the fog
Theoretically speaking, there's seismic activity where I live
Damn, that song was in Fallout 76



