you infuse it with lighting and its like top 5 highest dmg weapon with crazy swing speed
#🎪bruh-fart
crimson flame
pastel quartz
MELEE KEKW
weak jackal
i remember at launch the "Legacy of eochad" was bugged to gain 0 dmg from the arcane scaling. so they patched it in like 2 weeks later. it also made rivers of blood work. The glitch only affected weapons with more than 2 dmg types that scaled with arcane
vapid sierra
Longswords always got good damage, but lack of hitstun is their balance
crimson flame
Longswords always got good damage, but lack of hitstun is their balance
but still, for a plain looking weapon it was stupidly strong
weak jackal
i'm a bow user who believes in ranged supremacy
pastel quartz
wait wtf, theres a bow in the game?
crimson flame
i'm a bow user who believes in ranged supremacy
laughs in magic bow
vapid sierra
Why in Bloodborne where hitstun wasn't really a deal anymore the basic saw cleaver was just the best weapon
pastel quartz
wtf i wanna actually play that game
crimson flame
wait wtf, theres a bow in the game?
absolutely clueless
weak jackal
or use the auto-rapidfire weapon art to stack bleed/poison/scarlet rot on an enemy within 2 seconds
crimson flame
i'm a bow user who believes in ranged supremacy
loretta's bow
weak jackal
nah black bow
crimson flame
oh
weak jackal
stats of longbow, shortbow moveset
vapid sierra
Just use a short bow with arrow rain art
crimson flame
you gotta craft the arrows tho
crimson flame
you buy them? 
vapid sierra
Can't buy rot arrows sadly
weak jackal
yes because i'm rich
because i kill people with a bow for a living
also someone pin this to the channel it's important
crimson flame
idk man lorettas bow is much better imo. scales with staff, long range, can be buffed with terra magica and several other talismans, and can be used alongside carian phalanx
vapid sierra
Has to be charged, can't do roll or jump attacks
weak jackal
magic is for dorks, blackbow is unique because it uses the shortbow moveset with longbow stats, just need a ton of dex
crimson flame
downside is no ash of war and a bit slower to fire (fully charged)
crimson flame
Has to be charged, can't do roll or jump attacks
true
wind forum
crimson flame
this is my first magic character playthru out of all ds trilogy tho
edgy abyss
<:no:1024855664692051998>
weak jackal
also black bow fits the aesthetics
crimson flame
so im fuckin pumped
wind forum
I'm happy for you
weak jackal
nice
crimson flame
also cannon of haima 
wind forum
I hope you enjoy yourself
weak jackal
the mana bar is cool
crimson flame
so funny seeing everyone vaporizes in one shot
wind forum
Cannon of hernia
weak jackal
previous souls likes were like "You only can cast this 8 times then you gotta snooze"
vapid sierra
Magic has always been pretty OP damage tbh
crimson flame
ds3 is like everytime you kill 5 (or more idk the number) you get 1 hp and mana potion i think
slim osprey
also cannon of haima <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
Gavel of haima tho
Just bonk people with a massive magic hammer
weak jackal
i got invaed by a mage as my sylvanas
grizzled meadow
@ruby minnow you're from Turkey right? Anyone else from Turkey here?
"Turkey 🇹🇷, strong earthquake of magnitude 7.8 in the south of the country: felt throughout the area, from Greece to Syria.
Massive damage to structures is reported and casualties are feared."
weak jackal
everytime he tried to cast i thunked a jumpshot arrow into him
crimson flame
meanwhile elden ring everytime you kill a group or a major enemy you get potion refill
vapid sierra
ER is the first game that feels you are purposely gimping yourself if you don't dip faith or magic though
weak jackal
ER is the first game that feels you are purposely gimping yourself if you don't ...
The tradeoff is utility and range for raw power and hp and armour
crimson flame
Gavel of haima tho
i find it much weaker than other spells tbh. it does 650 ish dmg, my magic bow does 800 upwards, and my death poker can easily reach 2k++ in a second
weak jackal
like by not putting points in fath/int you can dump it in health/str/dex
crimson flame
<@465952437640101890> you're from Turkey right? Anyone else from Turkey here?
"...
well shit 7.8 is pretty big
uncut obsidian
<@465952437640101890> you're from Turkey right? Anyone else from Turkey here?
"...
a guy in #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua is from turkey
slim osprey
i find it much weaker than other spells tbh. it does 650 ish dmg, my magic bow d...
It's not the damage that's amusing, it's the fact that you tank everything and pancake enemies into the ground that's funny
vapid sierra
Having done it, pure Phys just doesn't measure up in ER imo
grizzled meadow
a guy in <#969924176842473482> is from turkey
Ah yes a language I can clearly read
maiden wind
Hello
uncut obsidian
Ah yes a language I can clearly read
krill issue
weak jackal
i'm illiterate
slim osprey
Gato
crimson flame
It's not the damage that's amusing, it's the fact that you tank everything and p...
oh ye i havent tested the hyper armor
pastel quartz
krill issue
OMG teach me how to say i love you in russian
grizzled meadow
krill issue
slim osprey
Oggi alle
uncut obsidian
OMG teach me how to say i love you in russian
oldest trick in the book
crimson flame
oggi alle
pastel quartz
oldest trick in the book
huh?-
teach me-
crimson flame
OMG teach me how to say i love you in russian
cyka blyat
slim osprey
@grizzled meadow porco dio
pastel quartz
cyka blyat
i'm not joking
maiden wind
pastel quartz
i wanna actually know how do u say ily
slim osprey
Dio porco ma quanto sei stupido
pastel quartz
haha. funny
grizzled meadow
i wanna actually know how do u say ily
YA lyublyu tebya
uncut obsidian
chat 
slim osprey
That's about all the italian I know
pastel quartz
YA lyublyu tebya
isnt it supposed ot be tebya first
oh, okay works
slim osprey
I know how to say good evening, but I can't type it
grizzled meadow
That's about all the italian I know
It's all you need to know
grizzled meadow
I know how to say good evening, but I can't type it
Buonasera
crimson flame
just hug someone to show affection like me
only works if you're cute enough
slim osprey
Italian truly is wonderful
grizzled meadow
It's truly complex
pastel quartz
chat <a:GIGACHAD:929537394670182471>
crimson flame
señor
weak jackal
one time i got in trouble in the 4th grade for hugging another girl and i had to stand in front of the class with the principle and apologise while he told me "you'll go to prison if you did that as an adult"
grizzled meadow
jajajajaja br
weak jackal
so that made my adhd brain feel shame for wanting physical affection
crimson flame
dafuq
slim osprey
jajajajaja br
Nah, br would be KKKKKKKKKK
grizzled meadow
The more you know
slim osprey
Brazilians actually laugh like that
crimson flame
on 4th grade my friend taught me how to flick girl skirts so u can see their underwear
slim osprey
You can go into a brazilian chat and type KKKKK
crimson flame
it was fucked up
crimson flame
and they did it discreetly
but it wasnt constant, just like a day or two, then they stopped completelt
i didnt participate
uncut obsidian
one time i got in trouble in the 4th grade for hugging another girl and i had to...
our principal once spotted 2 classmates hiding behind a class door (they always skipped classes) and thought that they were gae
slim osprey
Gotta watch out for the 🏳️🌈 virus
pastel quartz
@amber marsh wake uppppp
uncut obsidian
our principal once spotted 2 classmates hiding behind a class door (they always ...
she literally brought them to our class and said that "love in school is bad, you can do whatever you want outside but not in school, boys kissing girls on school breaks is already enough, but 2 boys is too much"
got roasted infront of everyone
(they were literally just trying to hide from the principal to skip the class and they were never gae)
rose ferry
I kissed the fuck out of guys in school
slim osprey
pastel quartz
she literally brought them to our class and said that "love in school is bad, yo...
yikes
rose ferry
only got into trouble for gaery once
crimson flame
gae
rose ferry
slim osprey
Every time I see people talk about being gay) I'm reminded I want a bf
pastel quartz
Mainly because I have a gf
break up?
slim osprey
It's okay
pastel quartz
then u dont want a bf
pastel quartz
i know more than enough for both of those
crimson flame
i know more than enough for both of those
no... just no...
pastel quartz
no... just no...
dont talk to me
crimson flame
ok
slim osprey
God damn
rose ferry
weak jackal
our principal once spotted 2 classmates hiding behind a class door (they always ...
I found a kid trying to hang himself in the bathroom with a laptop charging cable
uncut obsidian
I found a kid trying to hang himself in the bathroom with a laptop charging cabl...
slim osprey
That's a sentence I never thought I would read
pastel quartz
how is that a kekw
idk what do you expect from retards
weak jackal
the kid's parents were told and he went to therapy so i hope he's okay
slim osprey
it was a teenger attempting suicide
I mean if he's not okay, then yeah I can see how it's not funny
rose ferry
america?
rose ferry
I'm sorry for his sake and sorry you had to see that, hope you're doing alright
weak jackal
I'm sorry for his sake and sorry you had to see that, hope you're doing alright
Oh i'm fine, i got past my depression stage of life and now am fueled by estrogen and sheer joy. I am a beacon of positivity
rose ferry
keep it up
ruby minnow
<@465952437640101890> you're from Turkey right? Anyone else from Turkey here?
"...
yeah a earthquake happened
but i didn't feel it
pastel quartz
but i didn't feel it
ruby minnow
the destroyed structures is real
my friends are talking in the group chat right now how their relatives house got destroyed in the earthquake
how tf would i know
didn't ask them yet
it didn't happen here
it was more to the east
i live in west side
uh so i believe
Adana Hatay and the cities between them got affected
yeah its kind of fucked in that area
yeah the earthquake didn't even come near where i live
olive vapor
pastel quartz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvcY4Fk23ns
half life
olive vapor
i hate this so much
rose ferry
ruby minnow
wait so
this message was on a phone
then they screenshotted it with another phone?
amber marsh
<@733082491400749057> wake uppppp
Never
rose ferry
lactose intolerant people aren't people
stone shoal
lactose intolerant people aren't people
I thought it was a booty call but the other person was intolerant to 'milk'.
or 
weak jackal
quartz saffron
my friends are talking in the group chat right now how their relatives house got...
Oh shit, I hope everyone is safe
undone wave
I got woken up one morning by a pretty minor earthquake. Couldn't imagine being in a severe one
hope everyone is ok
gentle saffron
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1622429897695137792
real
undone wave
Ah yes
Breakfast
amber marsh
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1622429897695137792
Oh no
weak jackal
i need her
uncut obsidian
my friends are talking in the group chat right now how their relatives house got...
rose ferry
https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1622429897695137792
"buy your very own, trademarked groom victim in plushie form today"
ruby minnow
death reports are coming from the beginning
weak jackal
"buy your very own, trademarked groom victim in plushie form today"
excuse you?
stone shoal
"buy your very own, trademarked groom victim in plushie form today"
I will never not be mad what they did to Bridget 
Like a piece of meme history lost in the wind.
rose ferry
I generally don't like it when people present having an identity forced on you as a good thing
weak jackal
It was a natural progression of her character
rose ferry
"everyone tells you you're a woman bridget, so just be a woman?"
yeah because men can't present feminine, and women can't present masculine
weak jackal
holy shit you're being serious
weak jackal
A trans character, coming out as trans after self reflecting is them being a grooming victim? what the fuck?
rose ferry
A trans character, coming out as trans after self reflecting is them being a gro...
parents, and most characters in the game wanted bridget to be a woman, when bridget did not
I should be saying "what the fuck"
just fall to peer pressure, don't make your own decisions, don't be your own person
weak jackal
Yes, and bridget focused on herself and realized that she was comfortable being a woman after identifying as a man for so long.
If you think that she's not trans or that it was grooming there's something very wrong with you flat out ignoring the creators decision
pastel quartz
Stop
rose ferry
comfortable being a woman? sure if you perceive it that way, more like finally accepting other people's perception of themselves
pastel quartz
Both of you
gentle saffron
NO FIGHTING
weak jackal
rose ferry
If you think that she's not trans or that it was grooming there's something very...
if you want we can continue the conversation in DM's, I don't have a problem with it but if you do that's fine
weak jackal
no thanks
rose ferry
alright
weak jackal
pastel quartz
https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-im-not-brave-enough-for-politics-talk-politics-not-brave-gif-19473033
rose ferry
weak
gentle saffron
weak jackal
https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-im-not-brave-enough-for-politics-talk-politics-no...
smart
stone shoal
weak jackal
rose ferry
pastel quartz
Seriously who is this lmao
weak jackal
rose ferry
wanna share some?
gentle saffron
stone shoal
Seriously who is this lmao
Not too sure but if I met him in the street I would bow (and hand him some money willingly and on purpose of my own volition for meth).
wet slate
hoary elk
cerebro gas momento
wet slate
light charm
"buy your very own, trademarked groom victim in plushie form today"
heheheha
restive bronze
We can all agree though. Grooming is wrong.
runic kernel
wet slate
Real
gentle saffron
typa shit im on lately
restive bronze
Nice.
runic kernel
rose ferry
We can all agree though. Grooming is wrong.
hey don't tell me, tell them 🤷♀️
runic kernel
rose ferry
urban ocean
If you think that she's not trans or that it was grooming there's something very...
Given the propensity for corporations to cater (see: pander) to special interest groups for e-clout and drama that would drum up sales (most fighting games do not sell well without a gimmick to draw crowds). Right now, changing established characters to meet perceived standards of "inclusivity" and "diversity" is a great way to get eyeballs on your product.
It might be a cynical take, but I'll tell you what. The corpos sure as hell aren't doing anything to dissuade me from my opinion on the matter. @rose ferry
restive bronze
Given the propensity for corporations to cater (see: pander) to special interest...
you're not wrong.
urban ocean
you're not wrong.
Like. I really don't care about video game characters so long as they're interesting. But I do get annoyed when a company takes a clearly established character with a pretty fleshed out backstory and then decides, apparently for no reason at all.... oh, they're now "insert special interest group identity" and go "oh look, we're good and moral, now praise us and give us money"
restive bronze
Like. I really don't care about video game characters so long as they're interes...
the Witcher was ruined for me, for some of those reasons. Also not sticking to source material.
heavy peak
restive bronze
I mean honestly i find it offensive that they can't write original badass stories for those that want more representation. For example, that bad ass chick with a sword in the walking dead.
urban ocean
This is how 1% of all prostate exams end in death
urban ocean
I mean honestly i find it offensive that they can't write original badass storie...
I grew in the 80s. We had nothing but pixels and characters ranged from Italian Plumbers to all sorts of animals, slimes, blobs, monsters, shitty movie tie-ins, etc.
I'm not white either. None of this identity shit mattered to me
Is gameplay good? Is the story okay? Is the character interesting? IS IT FUN?
Literally all I care about
restive bronze
gameplay and bad ass cut scenes are all i want
urban ocean
I would never, in a million years, care if a character was Puerto Rican
If they're a good character and they just happen to be. I'd say "oh, that's cool" and then move on
restive bronze
shit doesn't bother me in the slightest, except when they change shit for no reason. Like you said, it's just to get more eyes and people talking. lame ass reasons.
urban ocean
shit doesn't bother me in the slightest, except when they change shit for no rea...
I call it Cultural Vandalism
restive bronze
haha
gentle saffron
lets just cast people for roles they genuinely play well and not care about anything other than performance :)
restive bronze
I want the best actors
urban ocean
Take established franchises/characters/etc and then do shitty identity swaps to cater to special interest groups regardless of how negatively it affects your bottom line.
Like Disney does not give a fuck that they've been tanking
They're still going full throttle
urban ocean
lets just cast people for roles they genuinely play well and not care about anyt...
Merit is a bad no no term
restive bronze
They're still going full throttle
i just wanted to see some fat ass pale tits on triss to be honest.
should have cast that chick from madmen
restive bronze
this is my triss
urban ocean
@heavy peak gotta tell the auto mod bot to chill out
urban ocean
this is my triss
Si
restive bronze
there is a god
gentle saffron
urban ocean
Give me a good ol pale goth girl with an hour glass shape and some good old breeding hips and thicc thighs
gentle saffron
this is much funnier imagining ulfric saying it
urban ocean
Anywho, it's way past my bed time. I have to get up in 6 hours
urban ocean
i have to wake up in 3
I'm really tired lol. Haven't had a day off in 3 weeks
gentle saffron
agony
restive bronze
or both
gentle saffron
nah its just the military
restive bronze
shheeet
gentle saffron
they really want to see me die finally
uncut obsidian
SEX IS REAL
restive bronze
i was talking about windhelm. depending on your mos that shit be easy. pt is "hardest" part of the day.
gentle saffron
not when everyone relies on you to do anything
restive bronze
sounds like you just need to go to sick call and get a free day off. E.Z
gentle saffron
i have a bunch of incapable and incompetent SNCOs telling me to fix their problems
restive bronze
ahh the ole e-4 problem
urban ocean
SEX IS REAL
You can't say that! That got Rowling in trouble!
restive bronze
sounds like da army
gentle saffron
air force
restive bronze
damn son
urban ocean
I was a 12T in the army
stone shoal
LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stone shoal
NOO UPDATE JUST DROPPED BOYYYYYSSSS
restive bronze
what's your mos
urban ocean
12T technical engineer
urban ocean
Haven't served since 2008 though
restive bronze
F
gentle saffron
Haven't served since 2008 though
OLDDD
restive bronze
I'm actually retarded and joining up again....so
runic kernel
gentle saffron
oh dear god
stone shoal
Ohio tatos
urban ocean
this is the worst time to renlist
After I saw what direction the military was taking, I made sure to go through with my ETS
restive bronze
probably not
gentle saffron
yeah ive got 2 years on this contract and im done
deployed, did my time, im over it
last couple years have not felt fulfilling
plus any new people are actually brainless
restive bronze
yeah, lot of retards that stay in, make snco and make life shit for no reason.
urban ocean
yeah ive got 2 years on this contract and im done
Served from 00 to 08. Was quite the experience witness 9-11 happen at my AIT station
gentle saffron
fuck that.
urban ocean
Like "bruh, I'm just finishing training. What the hell?"
restive bronze
13-17 for me usmc gonna try da army this time. Heard it's easier.
gentle saffron
literally anything is easier
urban ocean
13-17 for me usmc gonna try da army this time. Heard it's easier.
They're pussies now
stone shoal
I honestly cannot remember 9/11... I was 3 years old at that time
gentle saffron
the army is the new air force at this point
restive bronze
hell ya
urban ocean
the army is the new air force at this point
Yes.
We can blame women for that
Like
Literally
gentle saffron
especially as an officer? thatll be cake
restive bronze
that was my thought process.
gentle saffron
my wife is getting out soon and i feel so much resentment, its all jealousy. every bit of it.
restive bronze
damn, why?
gentle saffron
shes got all her fancy certifications and degrees and clearances and shit
and what do i have? brain damage and a heightened chance for cancer
lovely
restive bronze
thought i was gonna enjoy owning a dinner or something
at least your wife is set
and that makes you set
restive bronze
i would try to work from home if i were you.
gentle saffron
ill father our cats as god intended
restive bronze
do part time i.t. and just handle cooking and cleaning. eat the puss well and she won
urban ocean
His wife finna become a tiktok psyop
restive bronze
t give a fuck
gentle saffron
nah she already said she was completely fine with whatever i wanted to do
(that translates to she is going to make big bucks and doesnt give a shit what i do)
gentle saffron
gonna try and just do IT stuff cause i understand that and enjoy it well enough
computer is my happy place
urban ocean
(that translates to she is going to make big bucks and doesnt give a shit what i...
Don't get too comfortable. Hypergamy often ends in divorce. Usually successful househubands bring something else to the table
gentle saffron
i give immaculate head
restive bronze
lmfao
restive bronze
i give immaculate head
but for real, you sound younger than me. So just don't go full house husband lmao, windhelm is right.
he is years beyond us both
gentle saffron
its a joke i have aspirations lol
i would go fucking insane sitting at home
i need to work
urban ocean
restive bronze
nah you can be a house husband, my wife allows me to. Just stay in shape and work part time and handle 80% of the house work.
except rent is shit rn so thats why im gonna join back up. to pocket her fat check.
gentle saffron
i already do 90% of the house work to begin with, i dont even let her near the stove. i am a fucking gourmet chef and i must cook
urban ocean
The key to being a good house husband.
Be fit
Be handy
Be reliable
Be really good (in bed)
Gourmet Chef is a good one
hoary elk
restive bronze
food is the key to anyones heart
gentle saffron
i took 7 consecutive years of carpentry classes, i have rigged the majority of our electrical systems and shit, i do gardening in the summers, i honestly am OVER qualified
still wont do it tho
i like work
paychecks make me feel fulfilled
hoary elk
horsepilled
urban ocean
I want to post memes but nearly everything I've collected over the past two days is nothing but super racist ai voice memes
gentle saffron
restive bronze
horsepilled
damn, might pick me some up.
restive bronze
I want to post memes but nearly everything I've collected over the past two days...
please do share, this channel is a circle jerk
hoary elk
ikr? ketamine and horse paste, now vitamins and electrolytes?!
urban ocean
please do share, this channel is a circle jerk
@grizzled meadow likes me, but not enough to post the kind of spice I have in my back pocket
restive bronze
i mean, lets define racism
urban ocean
Oh. They're super fucking racist
restive bronze
i am native american and mexican
urban ocean
Hilarious
restive bronze
i give you a pass
hoary elk
Racism is when you like nascar and shit
hoary elk
i like when they go vrooom
hoary elk
monte carlo vs viper scene is still cool
stone shoal
Racism is when you like nascar and shit
Racism is owning a trailer...
restive bronze
my house is a trailer. Does that count?
ruby minnow
your house has a trailer?
restive bronze
yeah
fading shuttle
damn, does it have a release date?
restive bronze
i got 7 trailers stacked, it's a hick mansion
stone shoal
i got 7 trailers stacked, it's a hick mansion
Hick Hill
fading shuttle
me
abstract path
fading shuttle
not kidding
abstract path
So true
fading shuttle
i hate women
crimson flame
gonna try and just do IT stuff cause i understand that and enjoy it well enough
yoooo any idea which field you wanna try?
stone shoal
my balls are wriggling
The pee has grown sentient
stone shoal
It is the strong sperm
Not the WEAK SPERM
Every wriggle of it's flagella is really just it flexing
fading shuttle
or cum if you prefer
i tried to, i saw him peek but he crawled back in
lament fjord
Mongolian sex change: Dip your cock and balls in salty water, leave it in overnight and present it to a mountain goat
They will lick it down to the bone
fading shuttle
will it kill el Spermo?
stone shoal
will it kill el Spermo?
The sperm will wriggle out of your body solely to strangle that fucking goat to death, then curse you in mexican and hop back in
ruby minnow
fading shuttle
The sperm will wriggle out of your body solely to strangle that fucking goat to ...
a great man this sperm will create
the moment it enters a woman it goes so fast a sonic boom occurs
stone shoal
Hideo Kojimbo murders 800000 cops thanks to his nanomachines(tm)
stone blade
midnight tree
stone shoal
What do you think the artist's intention was for this
lament fjord
When he sees a honkin pair
warped elm
What do you think the artist's intention was for this
seeing big honkers
stone shoal
Did he envision two spkes going into a skull or did he genuinely think something similar to a tom-and-jerry eye gouge slapstick thing
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
warped elm
no we dont
stone shoal
Basically Booba but not called Booba
pure cobalt
lament fjord
I HATE WOMEN I HATE IT WHEN THEY MAKE ME FEEL EMOTIONAL PAIN COMPARABLE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
stone shoal
I HATE WOMEN I HATE IT WHEN THEY MAKE ME FEEL EMOTIONAL PAIN COMPARABLE TO PHYSI...
Brother. Calm.
Think of the Booba. The Booba is worth it.
pure cobalt
Surprise misogyny
lament fjord
How can I be misogynistic I love miso soup
uncut obsidian
man, the videos coming from Turkey are terrifying 
stone shoal
man, the videos coming from Turkey are terrifying <:wokege:1044182423207936010>
Whas happening?
lament fjord
man, the videos coming from Turkey are terrifying <:wokege:1044182423207936010>
- They are from turkey
fading shuttle
- big earthquake
uncut obsidian
Whas happening?
lament fjord
Turkish buildings are made of pebbles
stone shoal
Turkey ate too much turkey and now it's buildings are falling down...
lament fjord
Architecture there is incredibly dated and poorly made
uncut obsidian
Turkish media report that the historic fortress of Gaziantep was destroyed by an earthquake.
fading shuttle
7.8 magnitude earthqake with about eeeeh, 280ish dead i think for now?
stone shoal
Turkish media report that the historic fortress of Gaziantep was destroyed by an...
NOT THE GAZIANTEP
hot snow
p!8ball was Gaziantep actually destroyed by an earthquake
foggy mantleBOT
:8ball: Possibly.
hot snow
there's still a chance
hot snow
p!8ball are 500 people dead
foggy mantleBOT
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
hot snow
see they're fine
uncut obsidian
hot snow
man I've only encountered an earthquake once in my whole life and it was a shitty one that couldn't even knock my flower pot over
how is the rest of the world dealing with these
fading shuttle
shouldve chosen a better spawn point, smh
warm fossil
hello chat, here's a cta
abstract path
Cta
crimson flame
kot
hot snow
abstract path
More like zhe FBI
crimson flame
man I've only encountered an earthquake once in my whole life and it was a shitt...
im living in a earthquake ridden country but somehow never really felt it
abstract path
Lul
crimson flame
but my neighboring provinces kept getting eaethquakes lmaooo
hot snow
I'm living in romania
crimson flame
literally the next province is hit like 3 times on 2022
abstract path
im living in a earthquake ridden country but somehow never really felt it
The people that died there be like: rattle me bones!
hot snow
so our government probably just stole the seismic level
crimson flame
The people that died there be like: rattle me bones!
only very few ppl died bcs the earthquake wasnt strong
under 6sr
uncut obsidian
man I've only encountered an earthquake once in my whole life and it was a shitt...
fading shuttle
damn bro wtf happened to europe
hot snow
romaini 💪
fading shuttle
why does denmark have a direct land border with norway
crimson flame
low quality map
pure fern
abstract path
i will strangle you like a ragdoll
pure fern
warped elm
fading shuttle
Turkish media report that the historic fortress of Gaziantep was destroyed by an...
pre earthquake pic
uncut obsidian
abstract path
yeah crystal, stop being edgy
Which one 
fading shuttle
there is only one child in here named crystal
uncut obsidian
oh actually around 500 dead, split 50/50 between turkey and syria
In Syria, the earthquake killed 237 people and injured 639 more - mass media
eager igloo
🥖 
quartz saffron
crimson flame
i will strangle you like a ragdoll
you're welcome to try
fading shuttle
imagine thinking crystal can even strangle you
winter estuary
fading shuttle
their hands are so small its like a baby trying to wrap their hands around a pillar
rose ferry
lusty sonnet
imagine thinking crystal can even strangle you
fair point
fading shuttle
winter estuary
midnight tree
midnight tree
bokstavelig talt meg
crimson flame
reposting this image bcs cute
weak jackal
pastel quartz
A w Is serviceable
warm fossil
look at this fucking cta
midnight tree
me when the general store clerk asks me if i want the receipt (i do not want the receipt)
lament fjord
lament fjord
look at this fucking cta
The headphones ain’t even on his ears
His ass is NOT listening
weak jackal
trans man femboy real
midnight tree
pastel quartz
look at this fucking cta
Professional
stone blade
I will make a presentation about peepo
crimson flame
look at this fucking cta
kot be gamin
lament fjord
How to be funny?
warm fossil
you can clearly see that the monitor is off
lament fjord
Step 1: quit stalker
warm fossil
His ass is NOT gaming
he's not a gamer in the slightest
he just stole me headphones >:(
lament fjord
I want to devour that feline
warm fossil
I can understand but I cannot allow you to do that
lament fjord
Must we fight?
warm fossil
lament fjord
midnight tree
midnight tree
lament fjord
hot snow
is that a ball mic
lament fjord
It is a headset mic on top of a ball mic because the series x doesn’t support usb mics
hot snow
p!8ball is that a ball mic
foggy mantleBOT
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
lament fjord
i wish i could suck on your sputnik bro
abstract path
you're welcome to try
I have a knife, mind you
midnight tree
i wish i could suck on your sputnik bro
midnight tree
also why do people keep their keyboard like that
i've seen pride parades straighter than this
ruby minnow
also why do people keep their keyboard like that
that is really weird
lament fjord
also why do people keep their keyboard like that
My roommate is a sociopath
pastel quartz
p!8ball kitties?
foggy mantleBOT
:8ball: I hope so.
pastel quartz
Me too
weak jackal
p!cat
foggy mantleBOT
hot snow
p! cat
foggy mantleBOT
hot snow
p! cat
foggy mantleBOT
midnight tree
i remember a public LAN party i went to once the guy next to me had his keyboard like that and tried to take up my allocated space with his shenanigans and i ended up kicking him in the chest so he fell over
queen finch
i've seen pride parades straighter than this
weak jackal
midnight tree
mf hit the whip
heavy peak
ruby minnow
p!cat
foggy mantleBOT
hot snow
p!dog
foggy mantleBOT
foggy mantleBOT
:8ball: I hope so.
queen finch
crimson flame
I have a knife, mind you
me too
ruby minnow
US National Security has declared War Thunder forums a national risk
midnight tree
<:kekl:1028025674688102441>
met him at the next LAN party and we were both very chill about it
good times
ruby minnow
can I get send a bunch of peepo memes
I need some for my presentation
send them with your dick pic
stone blade
for my presentation
ruby minnow
i'm being serious too bro
ruby minnow
send the memes
pastel quartz
Who wants me to sit on their lap while we play d64
stone blade
Who wants me to sit on their lap while we play d64
no
I will not be able to see anything when I game on tarkov
pastel quartz
I said d64!
stone blade
WHAT IS THAT
ruby minnow
Who wants me to sit on their lap while we play d64
will we be making out?
pastel quartz
Doom64
pastel quartz
If you ask nicely
hot snow
doom on the Nintendo 64?
midnight tree
based
queen finch
doom on a pregnancy test
abstract path
What
crimson flame
what if we run doom on a human brain
hot snow
"it's a doom slayer"
abstract path
stone blade
forget it
pastel quartz
doom on the Nintendo 64?
I mean it's got a PC port but no it's a doom game made for the n64
abstract path
midnight tree
same
stone blade
no
hot snow
doom PC but not
stone blade
youre trans
abstract path
:]
queen finch
at a customers place this morning
ruby minnow
bro why the discord outline tho
ruby minnow
at a customers place this morning
me want
abstract path
youre trans
Ja kek
stone blade
at a customers place this morning
I thought thats white monster
queen finch
nope, all beer
abstract path
bro why the discord outline tho
No idea
stone blade
winter estuary
hot snow
I pray that when I get a pet lizard it will be this chadded and based
winter estuary
Beardies usually are
hot snow
because then I will officially be able to say that a lizard is more of a Chad than me
winter estuary
At least ours was pretty based
stone blade
lizards are just midget dragons
fading shuttle
beardies just dont have a brain
winter estuary
Correct
crimson flame
fading shuttle
alo blyat
winter estuary
It was an ordeal to get her to even drink water
crimson flame
didnt realize this guy has a soft touch syndrome
stone blade
https://youtu.be/9wUg2xK5Yxo
single handendly slowed down time
pastel quartz
https://youtu.be/9wUg2xK5Yxo
That's only like 6ft tall tho
winter estuary
Like 20 minutes to get her to acknowledge water is a thing and that it can be consumed
every time
midnight tree
https://youtu.be/9wUg2xK5Yxo
having a little thingy to grip onto is cheating
hot snow
Like 20 minutes to get her to acknowledge water is a thing and that it can be co...
did you get her newly hatched or something
I'm pretty sure it should be instinct for an animal to seek water
winter estuary
Yeah, but this was still the case when she was 8 years old
crimson flame
having a little thingy to grip onto is cheating
oh i didnt notice that
winter estuary
Beardies have no brain
crimson flame
idk never planked that long
weak jackal
midnight tree
having something to hold on to like that makes planking easier
pastel quartz
Hi Samantha
fading shuttle
nice car bro
hot snow
i think your lizard might have had a problemos because an animal should be forced to find water as an instinct
weak jackal
splatoon car
hot snow
jus sayin
midnight tree
how many gallons on the mile does this baby take
fading shuttle
you underestimate how retarded the lizards are
weak jackal
how many gallons on the mile does this baby take
1 ink cartridge
abstract path
Tbh
winter estuary
are gekos dumb too
Aye
hot snow
perfect
winter estuary
I think I’m gonna get another bearded dragon sometime soon
They are pretty fascinating when they aren’t being brainlets
hot snow
I'd get a cool looking lizard too if it wasn't for how stupidly adorable gekos look
look at this lil guy
how could I not want one
hot snow
https://tenor.com/view/petting-aligator-crocodile-gif-25954785
Florida
winter estuary
how could I not want one
Thinking of getting a leopard gecko?
hot snow
Thinking of getting a leopard gecko?
yis
winter estuary
Good call
winter estuary
Whatever you do, don’t get a tokay
toxic prism
@uncut obsidian he is on it again
midnight tree
get a komodo dragon
toxic prism
Did you get the watch
winter estuary
Actual demon lizards
toxic prism
Which one
Also
Get the shitter lvl 2 in hideout
You will need it to craft big mags for ak
For quest
winter estuary
You will need it to craft big mags for ak
Can’t you get them in zb-14?
toxic prism
Its a corner quest
winter estuary
Much easier than crafting lav2
toxic prism
You will not get new quest after finishing it
uncut obsidian
You will not get new quest after finishing it
so i must keep this one active to get new ones? 
runic kernel
winter estuary
Damn, they must have nerfed the fuck out of it
uncut obsidian
well i complete everything i see
pastel quartz
Yes
uncut obsidian
toxic prism
Do you still have the salewa quest
midnight tree
ekte og sant
toxic prism
OH NO
uncut obsidian
Do you still have the salewa quest
?
ruby minnow
amber marsh
https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-gif-18034926
I'd breed
uncut obsidian
THE FINNISH ARE HERE
rose ferry
call us finnish one more time and we're sending you to sweden
midnight tree
yes
fading shuttle
go back to your leper island
midnight tree
går greit
runic kernel
midnight tree
skal ta truckførerkurs i morgen
rose ferry
oi
rose ferry
høres morro ut det
toxic prism
And you need the tarcone key
midnight tree
gleder meg til å drukne i guttefitte øyeblikket jeg får sertifikatet mitt
toxic prism
Im pretty sure
stone blade
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
midnight tree
guttefitte faktisk
gitte?
toxic prism
Runkar snowpen
midnight tree
ruby minnow
rose ferry
er det faktisk det norske slange for anus? bruker vi det?
trenger jeg og omgås andre homo nordmenn mer?
eller er det bare noe du kom på nå
midnight tree
bare noe jeg kom på
rose ferry
helt klasse
midnight tree
det bare passet, syntes jeg
rose ferry
er nesten overraska at andre ikke bruker det alt
pastel quartz
Shuttup!
stone blade
my presentation is actually about apustaja
rose ferry
kanskje det er litt for obskønt
toxic prism
The fuck is apustaja
pastel quartz
I get it you kiss boys
midnight tree
hva ellers skal man kalle det???
midnight tree
faen da
rose ferry
kalder alle favoritt gutta mine høl jeg, personlig
midnight tree
vi må være litt mer moderne
toxic prism
Why do you eat rotten fish in the can
midnight tree
heady crow
rose ferry
absolutely
amber marsh
Hru all doin
rose ferry
rose ferry
Hru all doin
I'm doing great chief how are you
midnight tree
i stopped eating bread because my new apartment didn't have a bread box and so i decided "aight, never having bread again ig"
heady crow
Huh?
amber marsh
I'm doing great chief how are you
I'm good 5 is hours of sleep were better than I though
heady crow
I just tuck the plastic bags end under the bread
rose ferry
I just put mine in the freezer
amber marsh
Wut why put bags in a freezer
midnight tree
I just tuck the plastic bags end under the bread
yeah but i have no convenient place to put the bread on my kitchen counter
heady crow
Wut why put bags in a freezer
Last longer especially if you dont eat much
heady crow
Putting fresh bread in a freezer means itll still be sorta fresh whenever you take it out
amber marsh
I thought he was talking about just bags, my bad
crimson flame
whats a bread box
midnight tree
bread bozo
heady crow
rose ferry
Wut why put bags in a freezer
something I learned form my mom, put the bread in a separate plastic bread bag, and pop it in the freezer (get fresh slices first of course if you're gonna eat it)
then when you want bread you take a few slices out and let them thaw on the counter and voila you have fresh(er) bread that hasn't gone completely dry
or use the microwave in a pinch to thaw it a bit quicker
rose ferry
Putting fresh bread in a freezer means itll still be sorta fresh whenever you ta...
my man
heady crow
I can go through a bag of bread in a day so i dont use a freezer
amber marsh
I still live with my parents so a loaf of bread go by in a day or two
rose ferry
damn that's a lot of bread my man
midnight tree
i just eat oatmeal for carbs instead
rose ferry
oh yeah I live alone, so those slices take a while to go through
midnight tree
fuck me i gotta buy more milk
amber marsh
Aight, break's over
heady crow
I mean im right here
amber marsh
Cya all after work
midnight tree
bet
rose ferry
good luck man
midnight tree
come over
heady crow
Aight, break's over
Cya gumbitooo
rose ferry
I gotta eat bread like you do
rose ferry
jsut eat in general man I starve myself
keep forgetting to eat and then my doctor gets mad at me
plus I don't wanna lose my squeezable areas
heady crow
Wish i could starve myself fr fr. My love for cheese and bread doesent allow it
heady crow
plus I don't wanna lose my squeezable areas
Real
midnight tree
after i started working out again my appetite skyrocketed
rose ferry
dude share with me we can help each other out
first we eat bread and cheese and then we eat each other it's the perfect solution
heady crow
Sadly i buy my bread from local bakerys and dont think Valio sells their cheeses there 
heady crow
first we eat bread and cheese and then we eat each other it's the perfect soluti...
REAL
warped elm
heady crow
Ill bring all 3 over there immediately
pastel quartz
i stopped eating bread because my new apartment didn't have a bread box and so i...
wtf i wanna stop too
amber marsh
Heyo maja
rose ferry
guten tag maja
amber marsh
Got a bit more time for my break
heady crow
God morgon
rose ferry
have you enslaved any more terrors from the deep recently?
midnight tree
i've been putting on some kilos after the grind started bro and most of those kgs are going to my thighs
rose ferry
sexy
heady crow
And not to your ass?
rose ferry
get the kinda legs that you can crush someone's skull with
rose ferry
doesn't have to be my skull but...
midnight tree
get the kinda legs that you can crush someone's skull with
i already maxed out the local gym hip abductor
now i just gotta max out the adductor
heady crow
Gotta be able to break 2 skulls at the same time
midnight tree
my max on the glute machine is probably somewhere around 90-100kg
warped elm
heady crow
Wish my gym had a hip thrust machine
Feels fucky to take one of the two deadlift platforms to setup for one
warped elm
Wish my gym had a hip thrust machine
rose ferry
only hip thrust machine you need is me babe
midnight tree
last time i did hip thrusts i did 4 reps with 80kg or something after my regular leg day so on a good day i could probably hip thrust a fair amount
heady crow
Only if you can put on size for douple progressive overloading
rose ferry
we'll find a way
toxic prism
@uncut obsidian vc?
uncut obsidian
not rn
heady crow
warped elm
midnight tree
we'll find a way
i can assist in adding some weight
warped elm
rose ferry
rose ferry
i can assist in adding some weight
we getting obscenely homoerotic in this chat
stone shoal
I don't know why but I've been feeling like playing morrowind
rose ferry
morrowind is a lot of fun
stone shoal
Never really delved too far into it
midnight tree
we getting obscenely homoerotic in this chat
this is just homoplatonic bro
rose ferry
homoromantic
warped elm
jst learned about a new stalker mod,goodbye gamma instalation and hello goldsphere
midnight tree
post-homo
sullen ermine
