🎪bruh-fart

[slim osprey]

Fair enough

[honest current]

dickpicks when?!

[gentle saffron]

i am the single most attractive man alive therefore my opinion is worth

[pastel quartz]

i deleted all of them, i wont make a single one unless ill actually look like what iw ant

[orchid robin]

I LOVE LYING TO PEOPLE ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE TO MAKE MYSELF FEEL BETTER

[gentle saffron]

I LOVE BRINGING DOWN OTHERS FOR MY PERSONAL GAIN!!!

[orchid robin]

I LOVE EXPLOITING MY FRIENDS AND CLOSE ONES

[slim osprey]

Imagine needing to bring down others

[gentle saffron]

i dont need to

[pastel quartz]

trueeeeee

[gentle saffron]

i want to

[slim osprey]

I outright know I'm the hottest person

[honest current]

it's really just a bit of trolling

[gentle saffron]

i want to absolutely destroy others will to live

ruin them

[orchid robin]

OMG HAVE YOU TRIED FRAMING PEOPLE YOU DONT LIKE AND RUINING THEIR REPUTATION?

[slim osprey]

Grow a bigger ego

Become narcissistic

Earn a god complex

[gentle saffron]

REPORTING OTHERS FOR DOMESTIC TERRORISM SPEEDRUN ANY %

[orchid robin]

PLANTING FAKE EVIDENCE SO YOUR NEIGHBOR GETS CHARGED WITH MORE CRIMES

[honest current]

changing subject, you guys have gamma?

[orchid robin]

yes

but nobody in brainfart plays it anymore

[slim osprey]

No one here plays gamma

[gentle saffron]

i play it

its literally open rn

i just like funnies

[slim osprey]

Get out of here

[orchid robin]

CAST THE HERETIC OUT

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

[honest current]

screen

?

[slim osprey]

Mr electric KILL HIM

KILL HIM NOW

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-early-gif-18074307

[honest current]

it would be nice to play some gamma

but i'm on shitty laptop

[orchid robin]

gamma or brainfart

decide

[pastel quartz]

u could play with my- umm

[honest current]

it's me or the ps5

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

purrs :3

[orchid robin]

say laptop, say laptop you fuckin

[slim osprey]

Ay yo someone get they cat

[pastel quartz]

my ass :3

[honest current]

i could literally be at your doorstep in about 2-3 hours

[orchid robin]

i dont like playstations

[pastel quartz]

depends, how old are you?

[honest current]

probably less

[orchid robin]

YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAD ONE JOB

ONE

JOB

[slim osprey]

Maja about to get that fated dick

[honest current]

[orchid robin]

maja is 15 btw

[pastel quartz]

no im not

[slim osprey]

What

[orchid robin]

yes you are

[pastel quartz]

no

[slim osprey]

Ain't no way

[orchid robin]

now shush

[pastel quartz]

ask bruno

[orchid robin]

hes sleeping

[slim osprey]

I'm removing them from my friends list

[honest current]

i would not be suprised

[pastel quartz]

ask gumbito, he isnt sleeping

[slim osprey]

I can't risk going to prison again

[pastel quartz]

daddy knows my age

@amber marsh im 18
right

https://tenor.com/view/phobiamp3-kitty-furios-cat-angry-gif-26396978

[orchid robin]

[honest current]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-dog-beer-gif-25345472

[orchid robin]

drink a pint with the lads

[pastel quartz]

me after staying below ur desk

[hoary elk]

Pitch looking lovely today lads

[slim osprey]

Yo I could actually go for some beer

[honest current]

stop

[orchid robin]

good old pie, look at that

[slim osprey]

Bro suffering sexual harassment

[pastel quartz]

UwU

[orchid robin]

wanna know the only way to beat maja?

[honest current]

not again bruh

[slim osprey]

"Again"

[pastel quartz]

with hands

[orchid robin]

do you pik

[honest current]

ekhm

[hoary elk]

Just a bit of banter

[pastel quartz]

he likes beating me up

[honest current]

192.168.1.254...

no wait

wrong region

[slim osprey]

Yo that's my ip address

[honest current]

[pastel quartz]

🤓

[orchid robin]

holy shit, finally someone who didnt exceed the 255 bit limit

[hoary elk]

I already know where i live dummy

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/624632242152407060.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[slim osprey]

Do not cum

[honest current]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-meme-gif-cry-about-it-meme-cry-about-it-cum-about-it-cum-gif-24391636

[pastel quartz]

harder

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kamala-dancing-gif-18078395

[slim osprey]

Do not cum on #🎪bruh-fart

[honest current]

okay that was not the smartest idea

[orchid robin]

so many times ive seen dumbasses go (395835.69327.645) without knowing a single thing about ip addresses

[honest current]

bruh

[hoary elk]

Jizzcum.balls

Is that one goode?

[pastel quartz]

welp, i introduced myself to pikk, time to go UwU

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-love-thumbs-up-xqc-love-gif-13195417

[honest current]

bye

[orchid robin]

yes yes

yes yes

yes

[pastel quartz]

byee~ i love youu!

[slim osprey]

Bye

[honest current]

hope never see you again

[hoary elk]

adiós

[slim osprey]

Lmao

[pastel quartz]

hot

[pastel quartz]

papatki kochanie

[honest current]

[orchid robin]

le block button exists

[slim osprey]

One interaction and bro got fed up

[orchid robin]

i can translate that for 2 euro

[honest current]

not worth it

i know polish already

besides

[orchid robin]

but i dont

[honest current]

fucking 9 pln are you nuts

you think i sleep on money?

[hoary elk]

I don't either, did i get cursed?

[orchid robin]

yes

[hoary elk]

Me no understando

[honest current]

i mean we kind of have inflation

but still no money

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[honest current]

@pastel quartz dawaj blika i wsiadam z zachodniego

[pastel quartz]

nie mam blika, 18tke mialam dopiero 4 stycznia

[honest current]

bruh

[orchid robin]

this is where we find out pik is 32

[pastel quartz]

im into older guys

[honest current]

40*

[pastel quartz]

thats even hotter

holy shit

[orchid robin]

HOLY SHIT

[honest current]

also from Ciechanów

[pastel quartz]

perfect

[orchid robin]

NO,NO

[slim osprey]

What

[pastel quartz]

i got friends there

[slim osprey]

No way he's 40

[hoary elk]

A day in the life of a polish geezer..

[honest current]

and my ip adress is uhhh

let me check

[slim osprey]

Bro go feed the wife and kids

[pastel quartz]

what did u need my blik for?

[honest current]

broke

[pastel quartz]

dummy i have even less money than you

[orchid robin]

the kids have graduated high school by now

[slim osprey]

True

[honest current]

wszystko na harnoldy i ice tea poszło

[pastel quartz]

harnoly? alkohol?

wut

[honest current]

harnaś

piwo

[pastel quartz]

fujka..

[slim osprey]

Pills for half of #🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

this

retreat pik

retreat

a mod is coming

shut

[abstract path]

A

[slim osprey]

B

[honest current]

i have dementia

what?

[abstract path]

And i have peak hornk

[orchid robin]

GODAMN IT

NOW CRYSTAL IS ALSO HO- WHY GOD WHY

[slim osprey]

God damn

Everyone is so horny

[honest current]

the infection is spreading

typical saturday

[slim osprey]

@everyone please announce to the server

[orchid robin]

holy shit

[fading shuttle]

crystal is like 12

[slim osprey]

When you are going to masturbate

[fading shuttle]

how can they be horny

[honest current]

got a heart attack for a moment

[abstract path]

I will beat you the fuck up

[slim osprey]

We need to know

[honest current]

lmao

[orchid robin]

Try

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

can u beat me the fuck up?

[amber marsh]

hot

can I watch?

[slim osprey]

Stop

[abstract path]

No but i can choke you~

[amber marsh]

never

[slim osprey]

Stopp

[pastel quartz]

no, u'll be the one that beats me up

[orchid robin]

its pointless

[honest current]

we are streaming from easter poland rn

[pastel quartz]

o-oh.. okayy >~< good enough UWU

[slim osprey]

Fine

[orchid robin]

bettter migrate till the horny season ends

[slim osprey]

I'm out

[pastel quartz]

OMG ADORABLE PFP I LOVE U

[orchid robin]

NO, NOT VOMIT POSTING

THAT JUST AS DISGUSTING

[slim osprey]

Literally me tho

[honest current]

she is horny even more now

[pastel quartz]

nyo, i dont like vomit

thats my only weak side

[honest current]

noted

[fading shuttle]

quickly, we have her weakness

[orchid robin]

NO

NO

NO

[pastel quartz]

i moan thru everything else tho-

.

.

L

[honest current]

also noted

[slim osprey]

Moan through a pipebomb

[pastel quartz]

that too

[slim osprey]

Kinda hot ngl

[hoary elk]

Oh noes..

[slim osprey]

Can I blow you up?

[pastel quartz]

i'll moan really really load when there'll be a pipebomb near me

you can!

[honest current]

i would say something but i would get second warn

[slim osprey]

Say it

[pastel quartz]

say it in my dms

[slim osprey]

Send me your address, I'll mail it to you

[pastel quartz]

buy me thigh highs and ill send u my address

[orchid robin]

tell it to me so i say it here and get warned instead

[hoary elk]

what a snoozer

[orchid robin]

while pinging skom so i can add it to my collection

[slim osprey]

Yeah sure

[pastel quartz]

oki then

[slim osprey]

Anything to blow up someone

[pastel quartz]

my address is in my dms with u

[steady trellis]

no

[slim osprey]

Bet

[steady trellis]

also no

[orchid robin]

thank you

thank you so much

[fading shuttle]

wait what, since when has that been illegal, shit

[slim osprey]

Vomit posting not allowed

[fading shuttle]

ive been using that as a reaction gif for so long, oh no

[honest current]

alright help she really want a dickpick

what to do

[pastel quartz]

WTF

don't leak u cunt

[fading shuttle]

[honest current]

chat help

[pastel quartz]

ok hecc u

[orchid robin]

lemme borrow you one of mine

[honest current]

i'm running out of ideas

[fading shuttle]

just send a picture from the internet

[slim osprey]

Get one out of google

Or

I send you one and you send it to her

[fading shuttle]

or try and ask your dad for help

[slim osprey]

[honest current]

he dead bruv

[orchid robin]

bro same

[slim osprey]

Pull out the Ouija board

[fading shuttle]

need a dick pic from beyond the grave

[slim osprey]

Rotten cock

[pastel quartz]

make a picture of your dick and send it to her

[slim osprey]

[fading shuttle]

no?

what are you

dumb

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/510918361144885248/838713375655329802/image0-1.gif

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/510918361144885248/838713375655329802/image0-1.gif

[slim osprey]

Falco!!

[pastel quartz]

daddy!! haiii

[slim osprey]

Stop the degeneracy

[honest current]

bruh, you already have my dicc picks

[pastel quartz]

no i dont
not yet atleast

[honest current]

what do you want???

[orchid robin]

she fuckin what

[fading shuttle]

you reacted to your own post

cringe

[orchid robin]

WHY ARE YOU FEEDING THE MONSTER YOU FUCKER

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

he didnt feed me :c

[grizzled meadow]

I do that as well

[pastel quartz]

he will after i send him a location of a hotel he can rent for us

[fading shuttle]

then you are cringe

[slim osprey]

Oh god

Okay I'm out

[honest current]

hmm

[slim osprey]

Y'all have fun

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-me-pov-gigachad-gif-21750544

[honest current]

Ciekawe czy da się wziąć chwilówkę o takiej godzinie

[pastel quartz]

we have dms u dwummy

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516018031546073110/1071208634496843866/RDT_20230203_1520277856373562020357415.jpg

[honest current]

i am too scared to go there

scary place 👀

[orchid robin]

Good

you started this mess

now you clean it up

[fading shuttle]

coward

[honest current]

you know, if you want

do it yourself

[orchid robin]

he doesnt have access to the dms you had with maja

so no

[fading shuttle]

i dont, you drew the attention of the cum beast, and then you got scared

[pastel quartz]

we didnt dm a single time

i just asked him to breed me

[slim osprey]

What

[fading shuttle]

as one does

[orchid robin]

common courtesy ofc ofc

[honest current]

i refuse to elaborate further

[slim osprey]

Average start of a convo online

[honest current]

i didn't know brainfart could be this bad

but it's fun

[slim osprey]

There are many things brainfart is

[orchid robin]

"So what are some of your intere-" "FUCK ME JERRY, FUCK ME"

[slim osprey]

Just wait until you see a therapy session going on here

[slim osprey]

Real

[gentle saffron]

did someone say breed?

[orchid robin]

no

dont

dont you fuckin do it

[hoary elk]

bread

[honest current]

i already got 3 pings from others servers, and i just been here about 30 minutes

[pastel quartz]

mee!!

[slim osprey]

Being bread isn't actually so bad

🍞

[orchid robin]

isnt it bed time for you anyways, go to sleep

[honest current]

🥖

le baugete

[slim osprey]

Ew french

[honest current]

they are tasty tho

baugetes

[slim osprey]

But french

[honest current]

not the french

[slim osprey]

Ew

French hands touched it

Ew

🤮

[orchid robin]

the french can be tasty if you grill em and add some spices

[hoary elk]

Unironical use of le

[slim osprey]

Ah yes, the taste of piss and cigs

[orchid robin]

THATS WHAT THE SPICES ARE FOR

[slim osprey]

Look man

Just eat an innocent child

They are much tastier

[honest current]

im not eating the cock tho

[hoary elk]

Eat hookers for gainz 💪💪

[slim osprey]

The weaker bones make them easier to chop and eat

[slim osprey]

Eat the testicles for extra testosterone

[lime dew]

reacting to your own posts is based

[slim osprey]

Cringe

[honest current]

drinking my own cum gave me enough muscles

[slim osprey]

And you wonder why Maja DMs you

[honest current]

[devout hull]

pik, too?

[honest current]

I think it's about being polish

[devout hull]

nah. source: me

[honest current]

It's just me then?

oh

welp

It is what it is

[hoary elk]

Lucky you

[pastel quartz]

i didnt dm u

u sent me porn first randomly

[hoary elk]

[honest current]

chad

[slim osprey]

What

[devout hull]

Yeah, then you wanted more.

For your pfp.

[slim osprey]

Why is everyone here like this?

[pastel quartz]

because the next ones u sent were actually cute

[honest current]

It's not is

[devout hull]

Glad to be of service.

[honest current]

It's you

[pastel quartz]

in this server?
in this server, sexually in dms, i think only you

[slim osprey]

Hold on this reminded me

[pastel quartz]

in other server i have like 8 daddys

[slim osprey]

You didn't find anything pfp worth in that doujin I sent you?

[pastel quartz]

no

[slim osprey]

Damn

[pastel quartz]

shes a dom, i'm not

[devout hull]

I wouldn't expect any less from you.

[slim osprey]

But she's cute

[honest current]

joined here for some stalker, got some weird vibes

[pastel quartz]

not enough

[slim osprey]

Die

[orchid robin]

welcome to brainfart

[pastel quartz]

oh wait, not only you jesus christ i forgot

[orchid robin]

imma go to sleep

goodnight everyone

[honest current]

goodnight bratan

[pastel quartz]

i got one, 2, 5 people beside you

[honest current]

and still horny

[pastel quartz]

its never enough

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/565086320842637322/1070577712353255555/TheMissileWillKickYourAss.mp4

[pastel quartz]

and you're the only one that's in my country

[honest current]

i know

[amber marsh]

I'll be enough

[honest current]

Naród piękny tylko ludzie kurwy

[orchid robin]

i was in her country on christmas

[pastel quartz]

classic

[orchid robin]

she refused to get me water

[pastel quartz]

nyo, nobody will ever be enough
unless its irl

[honest current]

Why would you go here

?

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-panzerheli-panzer-gif-13826609

[orchid robin]

family and you know

better than greece

[honest current]

[queen finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897691505534316554/1063201763303370783/24C8EF7B-685C-454C-B0EE-BCB8F11D33EC.gif

[honest current]

i guess

[primal kiln]

true

[honest current]

yessir

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow

[honest current]

We talked about french

[hoary elk]

True

[gentle saffron]

breed

[pastel quartz]

yess

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/submissive-and-breedable-submissive-breedable-meme-irlcatcore-gif-22888752

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-disturb-discord-meme-do-not-gif-23064697

[honest current]

You are 192.168.45.3

[queen finch]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FoBPchcXwAEYLYj.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675766819688153116/1071397875633889360/RDT_20230203_1746322134705789459349602.jpg

[gentle saffron]

tell me my address i forgor 💀

[honest current]

look at your house bruh

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/willem-willem-dafoe-creepy-weird-kazoo-kid-gif-23688646

[honest current]

but don't go outside if you are horny

you will die

[pastel quartz]

new person?

hihi nya

[pastel quartz]

how does this person get away with a repost but i dont?
I want to understand the logic here

[honest current]

sup

[honest current]

not enough horny

you are

[queen finch]

https://preview.redd.it/cursed-voice-chat-v0-4ou3gtase4091.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=d5cf7c4f553ad5c7aa64a0b2956e82fdd1431757

[pastel quartz]

haiiii :3

im resident kitty cat

[honest current]

i am pik

as you can see

[abstract path]

Yall

Go fuck some bitches

[honest current]

ok

[midnight tree]

we got a new femboy in the chat?

https://tenor.com/view/youmu-fumo-gif-23687295

[honest current]

i will refrain myself from commenting

[abstract path]

Me

[midnight tree]

hmmmm

[solar obsidian]

welcome

[midnight tree]

@honest current you norwegian bro?

[honest current]

polish

[midnight tree]

aight

[eager igloo]

Oh no

[midnight tree]

femboy comfirmed

[eager igloo]

Even worse

[honest current]

no, im monke

[pastel quartz]

im cloose to a femboy

used to be one but :3

[honest current]

i'm not from west of the country

luckily

[pastel quartz]

why luckily?

idk anything abt wherever ur talking abt

[honest current]

i'll get another warn if i will answer

[pastel quartz]

huh?

[honest current]

don't ask

[honest current]

why polish = femboy though

??

[pastel quartz]

i dunno

[abstract path]

the secrets we keep,prziatiel

[honest current]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/702855678401839184/1071550757402333266/Fembitch.gif

[trim pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/548399486695899147/1065611127456796763/caption-1-1.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-polish-gif-25786522

[honest current]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-pronouns-femboy-tower-of-babel-gaming-fate-gif-25802251

[honest current]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-gif-21041353

[hoary elk]

Gato peinado

[abstract path]

What if i repeat the same line every day

[hoary elk]

you're already a poopyhead

[grizzled meadow]

Gatto pettinato

[abstract path]

What if i repeat the same line every time

[hoary elk]

We kiss each time you do so

[abstract path]

Illegal

[hoary elk]

[eager igloo]

Ur just jealous bc we are above the law

[solar obsidian]

hit this man 👆

[eager igloo]

The only time I got pulled over on a bike was because border guard thought I was ukrainian

[warped elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1071551261645750423/5226630c93ee479d9797feee9de03063.mov

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/spakle-danny-house-sparklepop-the-voices-schizophrenia-gif-23105275

[grim radish]

He at his strongest, no one can defeat Perfect Cell on the court 😰😰😰😰😰

[eager igloo]

Rel

[fading shuttle]

https://vxtwitter.com/BNBaku2/status/1621739427201679360?s=20

[weak jackal]

morning gamers

[uncut obsidian]

[weak jackal]

it's 9 am here in australia

i'm gonna kick your ass

[fading shuttle]

ill just shoot your ground harness and you will fall into the sun aussie

[uncut obsidian]

2 vs 1

you lost

[lusty sonnet]

hold up

[fading shuttle]

see

[uncut obsidian]

True

[fading shuttle]

you are wrong

[weak jackal]

mod is on my side i win yippee

[fading shuttle]

a mod is on my side aswell

[weak jackal]

a less cool mod #owned

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cope-gif-20110606

[fading shuttle]

by using hashtags you show me that you use social media

[weak jackal]

#blessed

[fading shuttle]

therefore your opinion is not valid anymore

[heavy peak]

therefore i retract my statement

[weak jackal]

lmao deleted the message

oh shit now i'm getting owned

girl help

it's too early i just wanted to say good morning

[fading shuttle]

i have been betrayed, let it be known, the mods are liars and are never to be trusted

[weak jackal]

socrates would of been destructive on social media

just showing up in some dudes comments and putting 'em on blast

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/spelling-mistake-minor-spelling-mistake-meme-gif-23650588

[heavy peak]

man some people
"imma add you to play together later"
Never to be heard from again

[vivid marsh]

Me

[fading shuttle]

i suffer from short term memory stupid

so i forget people

[vivid marsh]

What social media does to a mf

[uncut obsidian]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discord

[weak jackal]

they're shy

[fading shuttle]

im sorry but discord is my pedophile ring, it doesnt count

[midnight tree]

literally me

[weak jackal]

your what

mods kill this mf

[weak jackal]

yuo

[midnight tree]

yese

[lusty sonnet]

me tbh

[midnight tree]

penis

[weak jackal]

they're gettin an education

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1063619567965962311/bad.mp4

[weak jackal]

WOAH

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/eternity-itself-thanos-snap-marvel-mcu-gif-17233973

[rose ferry]

shame about what happened to was/were

[heavy peak]

ayo, offer still stands

[grizzled meadow]

YES

[midnight tree]

[grizzled meadow]

I KNEW YOU WOULD DO THAT

[vivid marsh]

The ideal social media is Tarkov factory voip

[lusty sonnet]

not at this time, way too sleepy after this evening

[heavy peak]

[fading shuttle]

i pride myself on being very predictable

[midnight tree]

nobody can expect my next move

[grizzled meadow]

[grim radish]

Look at tequila go!!!

[grim radish]

Homie says this after being banned

[grizzled meadow]

He's going to say real

[midnight tree]

you FOOL! i already got food

you fuckin idiot

[midnight tree]

real

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-hes-not-happy-cat-glitch-cat-yell-cat-pet-gif-24454033

me

[weak jackal]

hey that's my name

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/real-talk-gif-9974003

[gentle saffron]

are you sleepy tho?

[midnight tree]

never

[lusty sonnet]

hi sleepy

[gentle saffron]

how sleepy are we talkin

[weak jackal]

narcoleptic af

[gentle saffron]

me too

i fall asleep while driving home from work every day

[weak jackal]

hey hi hello hi hey

[gentle saffron]

i am an actual threat to those around me

[lusty sonnet]

ok no

[weak jackal]

i sleep on da floor

comfny

[fading shuttle]

those girls are entirely made of bugs

[midnight tree]

wish i had narcolepsy so i could just fall asleep anywhere and just excuse it with a medical paper on it

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[gentle saffron]

i go blasting down the road at 90 mph and half asleep

[fading shuttle]

they would be attractive if they werent like 5000 cicadas in a sexy dress

[gentle saffron]

what a good day to die

[weak jackal]

honkshoo mimimimi SCREEEEECH CRASH

[gentle saffron]

LMAO

[weak jackal]

yeah i am

[midnight tree]

real

[weak jackal]

pov you are full of blood

[midnight tree]

some bugs are cool

[slim osprey]

That makes them hotter tbh

That bugussy

[midnight tree]

wrong, i am full of CUM and HATRED

[gentle saffron]

they are so fine

i want them

[weak jackal]

thanks

[gentle saffron]

i dont care if theyre bugs

hell that makes it better

i love an exotic woman

[weak jackal]

made of bugs, hole in head, drink blood

[slim osprey]

Especially when they can kill you

Or are mentally ill

[gentle saffron]

I LOVE WOMEN WHO THREATEN MY LIFE

[slim osprey]

Or both

[midnight tree]

need an eggsotic woman

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-hi-im-an-egg-gif-18634550

here

[slim osprey]

I love women who CAN and WILL actually kill me

[gentle saffron]

when she tells me shed kill me if i sent her back to the psych ward

MM MM GOOD

[slim osprey]

When she puts a knife to your throat because you looked at another girl for too long

[gentle saffron]

i need a woman who would stab me just for being in another girls vicinity

i NEED it

PLEASE

what the fuck else am i supposed to do

[slim osprey]

Stroke my ego

[weak jackal]

the homosexual urge to kill and be in love at the same time

[grim radish]

Real

[slim osprey]

I'm making this my about me now

Thank you

[gentle saffron]

literally me tho

[grim radish]

@grizzled meadow realest Italian ever

[hoary elk]

runs you over (with rizz)

[midnight tree]

the straight urge to not go for femboys and find a loving wife instead

[gentle saffron]

god i just want a woman to violently kill me already

who has boobs and is willing to dump my battered corpse into a river??? please god

[slim osprey]

The only thing keeping me away from women is my breeding kink

I don't want no child

[gentle saffron]

unfathomably based

[hoary elk]

child support doe... ez gov monis

[gentle saffron]

no

[slim osprey]

[vivid marsh]

REAL

[gentle saffron]

i know what i need

[midnight tree]

i never tell people my birthday

[weak jackal]

the more fucked up someone draws the dimitrescus, the more you know they like them

[gentle saffron]

i need a woman to bottle breast milk and pack it for my lunch every day

[midnight tree]

exactly so people won't know what sign i got

i don't know either

so it's an even playing field

[gentle saffron]

unbelievably fine

[slim osprey]

😩

[eager igloo]

Literally developed paranoid schizophrenia

[gentle saffron]

all of them

[midnight tree]

it aint

[weak jackal]

violence

[slim osprey]

Get this man a

[gentle saffron]

i would let them beat me to death in a heartbeat

[gentle saffron]

where can i find them

[weak jackal]

romania

[gentle saffron]

FUCK

[slim osprey]

That one single pic of ass

[gentle saffron]

I HATE ROMANIA

[weak jackal]

full of bugs

[gentle saffron]

id get stabbed and robbed before i ever made it

by some greasy gypsy

not them

[vivid marsh]

robot looking ass

[weak jackal]

i'm gonna post something really gaey get ready

[slim osprey]

Let's see it

[weak jackal]

prep

[slim osprey]

👁️ 👁️

[slim osprey]

I'm watching

[gentle saffron]

based

[slim osprey]

That is in fact 🏳️‍🌈

[hoary elk]

tusken raider looking ass

lmao

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[gentle saffron]

i gotta feed my geckos FUCK

[midnight tree]

[weak jackal]

what're you gonna feed 'em

[gentle saffron]

i forgot them little mfs need snacks

[midnight tree]

want

[gentle saffron]

uhhhh

[visual stirrup]

This is what I am greeted with when I walk in?
More horni?

[gentle saffron]

isopod probably

they like isopods

[slim osprey]

Will never get a 2 meter tall gf that will force me to breed her every day

Why live?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/399228355066724353/711231712369049650/dab_dead-2.gif

[gentle saffron]

i have a completely self sufficient terrarium but like

i feel like i havent manually fed them in a little

[grim radish]

Real

[midnight tree]

there are not enough tall women on the planet which is why i have to breed the tallest woman i can find so my offspring can take control over the world

[slim osprey]

I have a solution for you

Become short

[hoary elk]

fuck newspeak we got bottomspeak

[slim osprey]

Women are just taller in comparison

[midnight tree]

why did i have to be born average height

[gentle saffron]

need a 6'3" gf to bridal carry me to the 55 gallon drum of sulfuric acid 😍

[grim radish]

Idk man you just need a 5’7 girl and you can make a tall baby

[midnight tree]

😭

[weak jackal]

it's hard being 6ft tall and having a fat ass

god cursed me

[gentle saffron]

god blessed you

[slim osprey]

Blessed*

[gentle saffron]

you fool

[midnight tree]

i bet my ass is fatter

[gentle saffron]

wear it with pride

[slim osprey]

[gentle saffron]

nah dude

[slim osprey]

Prove it

You two should post ass pics

[gentle saffron]

i been hittin the squats

ive got a dump truck

a whole fucking honey glazed ham back there

[weak jackal]

ok

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-castle-wait-please-stop-please-no-please-gif-21133188

[midnight tree]

i got a mighty thugger on me

[weak jackal]

prank'd

[visual stirrup]

Need piece of paper with username to verify that it's your photo.

[midnight tree]

bet

[gentle saffron]

Thug Hunters

[midnight tree]

i'll do it

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[hoary elk]

bro built like aunt fanny

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-hunter-thugs-thug-shaker-thug-hunter-reaction-gif-25440934

[gentle saffron]

need a bitch built like a pixar mom, haircut included

idc what anyone says short hair on women is supreme

disagree and ill batter you to death with a hammer

[midnight tree]

short hair is just practical

plain and simple

[slim osprey]

Depends

[gentle saffron]

ok yes

[slim osprey]

Some women look good others look bad

[gentle saffron]

if that shit is straight, no thanks

[vivid marsh]

Man my internet slow asf, took a whole minute to upload this mid ass gif

[slim osprey]

Curly hair?

[gentle saffron]

wavy* short hair

[grizzled meadow]

Even if I want to I can't buy the fucking game

[visual stirrup]

[slim osprey]

[gentle saffron]

it needs texture or it looks weird

[slim osprey]

Based opinion

Straight hair looks bad

You should have waves or curls

[gentle saffron]

my wife got hers cut to wavy chin length hair yesterday and i have literally never been more attracted to her

[warped elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/651210937541591073/1058397819427356732/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[gentle saffron]

it activated some primal fucking instinct

[weak jackal]

the shortest i've had my hair is the jill valentine cut, the longest was below shoulderblade length

now it's somewhere in between

growing it out again

[slim osprey]

Real

[gentle saffron]

real

[weak jackal]

i want to be able to turn my head fast enough to clothesline people

[gentle saffron]

i work with a chick whos hair literally reaches her ankles

[weak jackal]

nutty

she could donate her hair like i did

[visual stirrup]

Everybody knows that big titties and long hair are not tactically optimal.
In this essay I will...

[gentle saffron]

she's donating it to cancer patients

yeah

[weak jackal]

less shampoo and conditioner use

what

[gentle saffron]

how would that even happen

this mf shittin on his hair!!!

[wary flume]

Prove it

[gentle saffron]

thug hunter posting hours when?

[gentle saffron]

i have pretty nice hair

[weak jackal]

doesn't need to, got big thugger energy

[gentle saffron]

i like my hair

[weak jackal]

i bet its very pretty

[slim osprey]

Post hair

[gentle saffron]

i used to have that generic skateboarder cut

[weak jackal]

the last good selfie i took was 2019 god

the stars aligned for this mf

[gentle saffron]

but the military makes me cut it all neatly :(

[slim osprey]

Post hair or I don't believe you

[gentle saffron]

jesus

[slim osprey]

What about him?

[weak jackal]

jesus had nice hair

[gentle saffron]

he did

[gentle saffron]

i dont even really have military regulation hair tho lol

i get scolded for it all the time but tbh i dont care enough

[slim osprey]

Fucking hell

Why does Clyde need to cuck me at least once a day

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988612620150013952/1071570336530837555/20230204_180324.jpg

[weak jackal]

buzz lightyear

[weak jackal]

yeag

[amber marsh]

I actually play that, pretty good game

[gentle saffron]

go ahead and tell the angry sleepless sgt that he needs a haircut i will actually just go full neanderthal and start eating someones face

[gentle saffron]

did they finally shoot down the "spy balloon"

[amber marsh]

yeah

nice kitty btw

[weak jackal]

yeah

[slim osprey]

They did

[gentle saffron]

jesus christ

[slim osprey]

Got blown up

[weak jackal]

over a body of water

[grim radish]

Lol

[weak jackal]

they're retrieving it now

[visual stirrup]

I don't know about your unit regs, but I'm pretty sure that Army regs are pretty loose now.
I saw some people get away with really dumb hair.
As long as it fits under the patrol cap, it should be fine.

[weak jackal]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[gentle saffron]

i kept seeing boomers say it was releasing the new corona virus

how fucking insane do u have to be

[slim osprey]

Speaking of which

[weak jackal]

boomers

[weak jackal]

signalis posting

[gentle saffron]

we go by standard air force regulation which are loose, but a clause states it can be interpreted in many ways by your individual command

[gentle saffron]

that causes issues because it basically just is people disagreeing about what is okay and whats not, and eventually getting so upset at the argument they all just tell u to cut it so they can stop arguing

and then i say no

because there is nothing that says my hair is wrong

and they can fuck themselves

[grim radish]

Real

[gentle saffron]

im almost out of the military anyway just leave me alone in peace

i will never give my life to corporations again

going to live in the woods

[slim osprey]

Real

[visual stirrup]

You would think USAF would understand the benefits of well written guidelines with exact terminology.
(Ya know, given the fact that they operate and maintain aircraft.)

[slim osprey]

Go on that whimsical dwarf grind

Or that lone mysterious forest wizard grind

[gentle saffron]

it was well defined and they made it ambiguous so that individual units can leave it to themselves to decide

there is nothing in the reg that says my hair cant touch my ears and i have died on that hill a few times now

[gentle saffron]

i always say "just cause it used to be there means nothing now"

that usually makes them mad enough to threaten me into a haircut

ill oblige if theyre nice about it tho

[visual stirrup]

Just point to the part of the new publication that says "this supersedes..." or whatever.

[gentle saffron]

but if ur a dick yeah ill take paperwork lol

[grim radish]

We

[gentle saffron]

go ahead and waste everyones time when i should be working

[hushed marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805400960745865246/1071316803390812271/how-is-a-nwah-gonna-borrow-a-sweetroll11.mov

[grim radish]

Ngl I wept during Way of Water it was so good

[amber marsh]

what are those comics even

[grim radish]

Kelly comics from the Onion

[hushed marsh]

those stuff they bother to print in newspapers

[hasty dove]

https://vxtwitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1621571398589366272?t=-9uUUgkexAyMePiHsd84Lw&s=19

[weak jackal]

buying chocolates for myself probs

[slim osprey]

Idk yet

[abstract path]

El gato

[vivid marsh]

Hang out with my bros 😎

[uncut obsidian]

gaming

[upper spruce]

Ooohh riiiight, Valentine's day is uppon us.

I dunno propably get drunk and cry a little 😄

Maybe send some online chocolate to my online gf 😄

Cheapest chocos ever.

[grim radish]

https://youtu.be/MhL1bzZk0kU

[upper spruce]

Yeah, Valentine's Day should be everyday.

[amber marsh]

@uncut obsidian can u join vc?

[vivid marsh]

Can't forget Easter and Halloween bro

[steady trellis]

an issue?

[amber marsh]

no they needed someone that can speak russian

someone already got muted, we got aron

[upper spruce]

No presents everyday, of course... just... loving everyday.

[hidden path]

woop woop

my brain is decaying

[abstract path]

you have friends that support you

[upper spruce]

I had a therapist that supports me 😄

[abstract path]

Hat about him now tho

[hidden path]

when's the day again?

[abstract path]

He a goner?

[uncut obsidian]

I'm having a breakfast

[hidden path]

I forgot

Might buy some booze too

[steady trellis]

sorted

[upper spruce]

Nah, I can't always she her. Plus, everyone thinks you are a freak when you talk to a specialist.

Talk about real-life.

[abstract path]

True

Guess I'm a freak then

But then again

I don't talk to specialists

[abstract path]

Also this sucks

[vivid marsh]

What are you eating?

[abstract path]

You should have friends that kinda like

Gib u present

[hidden path]

I'm a freak in bed

[abstract path]

I'm like a cat in bed

[slim osprey]

Prove it

[abstract path]

And i want pets

[upper spruce]

Thanks, you kind ^^

[abstract path]

:)

[hidden path]

sure babe

[abstract path]

I wish i could but i don't have a credit card xD

[hidden path]

Outside my bed I'm simply on a watchlist

[grim radish]

Skill issues

[amber marsh]

enjoy ur cigarettes and black coffee

[hidden path]

goodnight pals

[upper spruce]

I don't want gifts, never did.

[hidden path]

I have to get up to sell a keyboard

[upper spruce]

Maybe a coffee or some chocolate..

[abstract path]

Aww...

You're actually kinda cute i gotta say

.>

[upper spruce]

Thanks, u too, but best not be simping

Would hate to see ya banned :/

[slim osprey]

Crystal can not be banned

Been here for long enough

[abstract path]

Ye exactly x3

Hehe

And anyways

I really do wanna be your frien in some way,support n help ya yk

I know i can't do much rn

[upper spruce]

Thanks, I don't need support, I am fine.

[abstract path]

But it's the least

[abstract path]

Still :3

[ruby minnow]

gm brainfart

[upper spruce]

Best talk in private DM, lass.

[abstract path]

Gah ok

[slim osprey]

Gm

[upper spruce]

GameMaster

[slim osprey]

Should've ended with the "yes"

[grim radish]

She spoke for all of us girlies https://youtu.be/gNi_6U5Pm_o

[uncut obsidian]

[slim osprey]

Fake

I am the @slim osprey here

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/hood-irony-dreamybull-twerk-bee-gif-25735115

[grim radish]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1070045382819729510/togif.gif

[amber marsh]

I wish I had weed rn

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[ruby minnow]

my grandpa and uncles used to grow weed

[visual stirrup]

Fuckin' Yujiro dog
Funny how all of the muscles and faces in Baki seem to be modeled on dudes who abused HGH and other substances.

[slim osprey]

What the hell is your profile