#🎪bruh-fart
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you can
but only once
just like my ancestors

i will fuck dudes
first one is you
but im not allowed to

ah i see you are greek/italian/egyptean/macedonian/persian as well
mute between 2-5 days
i am both european middle eastern and asian
i can be offended by many jokes
you mean 20-50?
what if i censor it?
p!infractions @warm fossil
This user has no infractions.
I had to go through hell to get the fucking Pancake DM
Discord message sound : Oh dear i have a message!
Pancake : You have muted for 3d on STALKER GAMMA Discord Server for racism
(invite the bot and ban my alt)
if its for racism its better
LMAO LOUD = FUNNY
Did someone say racism
insane deduction of truth
this has happaned 
I am now in your walls. Elaborate.
"You have been muted in S.T.A.L.K.E.R GAMMA for 3 days for racism and hate towards minorities"
good luck suffocating in solid concrete
I am now in your flammenwerfer.

Börb!
fluffy dragon
Floof -w-
watch Kriegs appear out of thin air
ßőřb

i remember that one, i was laughing while writing the command
this and the jar jar binks rule34 guy died for my amusement
joins server
gets rid of newcomer role
posts of a guy shitting
refuses to elobrate further
gets banned
Him be like
what now?
BASED
y'all ever relate
I recently watched that anime and was so disappointed that the opening isnt actually that song
Actual song is kinda mid
bro looks like majima
Yes , there was a guy that went like this
- Hello guys im newcomer here trying to install gamma
- Is gamma a cool mod, can u teach me basics?
- Posts rule34 of Jar Jar Binks , leading to him getting banned.
hideo kojima

no shit
Just Majima Things
#yakuza
#yakuzameme
#meme
#sega
#ryugagotokustudios
#ryugagotoku
#likeadragon
#ps2
#gaming
#yakuzaenglishdub
#yakuzaenglishdubclips
anyways
haha do you remember what the image looked like
The jar jar binks one
haha
haha can you post it pls
time for me to drink the white powder
asking for a friend
i dont remember specifics
man looking at paint dry is funnier than this channel
This
i am not a degenarate like you guys
you will join us
You don't have horrible porn burned into your memory?
not of jar jar binks



bro you play tarkov
why is there a fucking fridge emoji


Unfortunately






@narrow lotus You'll like this one

Crimson chin looking ass

What



bro look like brad from inglorious bastards
fridge supremacy
how long does it take for me to fucking see the tarkov password reset
15min
it sents instantly to me
Damn this femboy porn channels got a lot of memes
welcome
I am now in your sniper rifle.
Now i wanna listen to the actual one
im going to go announce to the server that i am going to masturbate
Killa dating sim
you made me remember things i would rather forget
what did you do Artyom?
no


hello depressed
the good ending
there is literally an extract 5 metres behind 
fuck you for brining back memories of that show
Is it really that classified?

what does it say
a rihno with fly wings
any trans people in the chat that can translate?

I want to know what the guy who designed that smoked
p!8ball do rhinos secretly have wings
:8ball: I hope so.
me after killing a naked mosin man trying to quest after sitting 35 minutes in the bush
efficient gameplay
oh wrong message replied to
if i wasnt traumatized from that song i would think the meme was really funny
thats nothing , 6 gypsies stole like 300k USD stuff from a church in the US some years ago
some other 3 gypsies stole some olympic mountain bikes that were like 6k EUR a piece from Italy
they found them in a village in Romania cause they didnt know those bikes had trackers
@narrow lotus do you remember this glorious ban
yeah pogfish was a determined mad man
Why those gypsies always so dum
*a quite annoying one
nice cock
Thank you, i made it myself 🤝

i used to have a pretty big cock
i want to see Falco's cock
those guys probably got kicked out of the gym they were using
Bro is roasting everyone
This but the other way
Non
p!kiss @heady crow
p!kiss @ruby minnow
fr
I have found my new home
@heady crow I downloaded bf4
hop on bf4 with tomb later?
I just thought there was gonna be some lol music that i know
@stone blade this guy will want to have a chat with you
oh god
boys we have a new one
Maybe depends on when. Gotta do homework with my study partner for a while today
:c

partner?? Whoooo boy 🤨 🏳️🌈 ?!
you WILL become a femboy one way or another
you instantly become bulgarian
or a femboy yes
im from asia, which is basically just the balkans expansion pack.
but cs was fun atleast
I am not banging this study partner.
Only my last
you will be a perfect femboy
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896315425959313428/1069174111676420107/WizardStuff.mov @heady crow me traveling through the magical forests while dungeon synth is playing in the backround
@uncut obsidian btw were you talking about this vvizard vveed yesterday or what
THAT DRACONIAN ZAZA
huh
how to freak out someone thats high
the draconian zaza hitting different
bruno we have a new version
post it
Falco loves the new version
oh my god
im watching the matrix pirated so this is relevant to me
hes just like me
Strongest brazillian soldier 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷
are you brazillian?
i think my blood pressure went up
i wish, i cant double jump sadly
sadge
my eyes hurt
is this considered as inappropriate stuff thingy to post
it fits right in
fuck you
My gums hurt, my lower front teeth hurt, plus my neck is very sore
🥺 👉 👈
its rest day and im eating youghurt and drinking monster
im doing fantastic
madirex approved one of the two memes i checked with him
literally me
Yogurt is very goated
ive never had an energy drink before tho, maybe gatorade but i dont consume that shit on a daily basis
oh no
i have drowning level 100
had 200 hello kitty plushies
you can fix her
bro fuck girls
what is the issue with hello kitties
i can fix her
i wanna cuddle up with Bruno
im out of the loop
REAL
Gladly.
@digital quartz
1 dart is all it takes and this man will become deflated
Jerma supremacy
true true
when the americans wake up
we have a new brainfarter
mods are gone, quick, everyone post black men twerking
HUH?
I've been through worse
BRUNOOO HAIII UWU I MISSED U EEK >~<
@naive pike
@pastel quartz maja give this man a nice treatment
I'm called the n word with the hard r everyday by my online friends
HUH, i dont fuck people
Every racial slur, I have been called.
@broken topaz]
Bro stop
just let him know you
alr
i love you too
it twas a mem
oh this place doesn't have any of those let me tell you that
instead
we have femboys
FEMBOYS
and under threat of being banned every day and second
idk its sad i cant call my fellow queers the f slur
can i call you my boyfriend Bruno?
ye when vc aka vrchat??
yes.
p!kiss @heady crow
p!kiss @ruby minnow
p!kiss @heady crow
can i too?
threesome
p!kiss @pastel quartz
matching pics now
@weak jackal since you liked dead space
Im not gonna be drinking either
true true
imagine owning a vr headset
need to wait for the next birthday party then
yeah???
i think alcohol should be banned
thats why you drink
ive got some quite personal reasons to think that
i came out of the closet only after a 6pack of long drink and like half a liter of vodka throughout the night
drunk crashers give drunk drivers a bad name
who @ me
me
Sleepy Samantha hugs Brüno [UTC+2]
what are you doing with a girl
i feel a warframe surge
p!hug @weak jackal
Brüno [UTC+2] hugs Sleepy Samantha
im bi not homosexual
my mind is a vessel for warframe lore
me
my mind is a vessel for femboy porn
🥴
my mind is empty
Source deagle my beloved
nothin up there
your mind is a vessel for my 12 gauge payload
mashallah
okay i'm gonna go play for honor
catcore 
why
anyone who picked anything but space mommy at the end of the new war has brain damage and should be put down
@lyric bough where mroe catcore
IVAN HOW'S BULGARIA???????
true
it exists sadly
ngl last time i even heard of for honor was when the musket pirate got added
the only thing ive heard about for honor is that its inferior to warframe and that its really toxic
damn.... romanian? I'm sorry
nah Turkish
vanguard smelly
rakia?
That does not look like the For h onor i remember
it's probably the most famous drink in bulgaria
together with airqn
most famous drink in bulgaria is cum
and piss
YEAH
I have tried rakija but I don't drink it
I do not consume hard alcohol
how do you live in balkans then if you're not drunk all day?
I have caffeine addiction
put Greeks Turks Romanians Bulgarians Serbs and other Balkan races together see how it goes
fr
worse than WW2
gn brainfart
goodnight! love uuu
@grizzled meadow
nsfw?
idk
or???
he likes bcs so
gn
ohhhh ok, when someone pings a mod i almost always get anxiety
what the fuck is that pfp
p!avatar @pastel quartz
you dont want to know
what
@broken topaz it does have a serverbrowser in game, they gave up on that battlelog
tomb
is it bad?
I am doing my beest
Everybody wants to rule the world is a very goated song
def in my top 3 fav songs
fr
1 . being Wouldn't it be nice
2 .is Everybody wants to rule the world
3. Rocket 69
i don't know what it is
i think that only makes them more excited
you know exactly what that is
as long as cori downloads bf4 🤷♂️
if it works it works
Me searching nee calm songs:
@digital quartz

Milk
ill hop on vt2 later since i need to keep up with a few friends but ill see if they hop on
maja scratch 8€ together and we almost have a full squad 
Or Coconut Water
prove it
imaayine
prolly could drag a few irl friends of mine if we really wanted one
p!8ball does milk taste good
:8ball: Certainly not.
you are wrong
p!8ball should I dip my balls in acid
:8ball: I hope so.
the pancake has spoken
Bruh wtf
p!8ball sex
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
man wdf i got rejected by a discord bot
p!8ball Is @ruby minnow a femboy
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
I'm dumb
skill issue
Yes
p!8ball is @uneven sinew kairos a femboy
:8ball: I hope so.
me too
P!8ball Is @ruby minnow a femboi?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
ignore the fact i said kairos twice
No, It can't be

b
p!8ball does @uneven sinew like men a lot
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
im sorry for him too
Finland in a nutshell
Slovenian MONSTER energy drink advertisement?
Impossible , I have a gf
werent you greek
Why, because the name
I planned a bike tour to the Netherlands with a friend over next weekend 😭 then we realized its going to be 5°C
HE HAS ACHIEVED THE IMPOSSIBLE.
A STALKER PLAYER HAS GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND
well clearly you don't truly like her since the bot is never wrong
THIS IS TRULY A HISTORICAL MOMENT
nah bcs my memory says so
he's lying
Nah
everyone in #🎪bruh-fart is a femboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCr6Cd2Uj0I
@uncut obsidian holy shit this is worse than i thought 
This is truly sad times for the juicers
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Even Grok?
eh 5c aint bad especially while staying active. Legit just a long sleeved shirt and a wind breaker on top is all you need
yes but you are of the ice people
and then a fleece shirt for breaks
you were clueless all this time???
it is not nsfw cuz i censored out the slurs n stuff
@pastel quartz you
@digital quartz whats the avg weather there then rn?
jerking off is bad!!!
don't say cock!!! f*dge!!!
its supposed to be less than -20c here rn but today it was like -7c only
theres a test tomorrow
one guy dmed me, a person i barely spoek wtih, suddenly hes saying he loves me, and sends me his 2inch pp after some time
i didnt know the details pyro gave me



you missed last playtest?
ye they broke the last playtest
turns out he liked me for a long time, i just always thought he trolls
same
streamer drama
Why
tbh i dont pay attention to drama
ropes crashed the game
something something rappling didnt work and caused the servers to crash
p!8ball ropes are bad right?
:8ball: Quite likely.
i know
what details exactly
temperatur 
I use the internet for 3 things
To pirate games
to listen to music/videos as background audio while playing games
to jerk off
details of the lawsuit, it got leaked fully
and some clips i didnt see
ye it can get pretty hot here
wish i had that

havent bothered to cut an ice hole this year bcs of the warm degrees
this week's gonna be great
the red line is average temperature
25-40 here
i mean yeah tomb thats pretty good weather id say
bro lives on equator
don't out me like that 
not u, its from xqcupdates
the blue stuff is rain, we literally get the most rain in all of germany
I live in a tropical southeast asian country.
why
relate to that 2 inch pp
vietnam dong
we have islamist rebels, and communist rebels here
damn just aired that mfer out
n

i
ce
give me that
fuck me dude its gonna be so fucking moist and wet again
no its horrible
no it's great
isnt that the goal ?
all the snow melts and freezes again in a fucking cycle
i want dry cold winters not whatever the fuck this i
we arent talking about boys now
a flood happens here almost every year
oh I wasnt either
because we live near a river
It’s hot here
Why do you get to have the cold
I ate too many sweets
shit sounds like my foreign cousin
homie living in a german fairytale type beat fr
Lmao
It’s the dumbass hill I live on
I hate it
ooga wooga
i hate it too
Man Living in a Wakandan Neighborhood and he hates it smh
@digital quartz
crohn these nuts
me n who
Do you like fitness?
Maja
Fitness these nuts in your mouth
nah maja won't handle our colds
Damn Dying Light 2 looks bad
Nah I ain’t in Africa
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you need to be more self reliant
E
Wait wtf
One of my parents used to listen to this
man, Fat of the Land was such a good album
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dutch lean soda
nahh 
but fr Cassis is goated
im bout to join you two on that bike trip
that stuff is my childhood
feel that
I did, Battlelog is no more
serverbrowser is now in the game
thank god
thank the lords for that
yes 
worst fucking way to join a game
dude i'm the person that lives in the coldest country beside you
everyone else is warm
thats nothing
do you know cassis ? Ah you probably dont you are a northerner
whats the avg temperature there during january
You mean black currant? the fruit?

The new main menu music for Attila is downright chilling with its hunnic theme. Huge props to the musicians at CA for pulling this one off!
goated total war
I have an energy drink of that flavour
ok what's your current temp
-8\
u know these ?
No havent tried
maja is clueless
it is official Cori doesnt smoke
-8 would feel hot for me
Bro I tried those in romania, THEY FUCKING SLAP
Wow it's the real guy from the song
they are goated
yes, but its like 15c in finland
A crisp 11 here
maja living in an alternate reality
15c or -15c
its between -12 and 0 rn and its supposed to be around -25 during january
tf ?
you live in germany in a city with a port
wtf is wrong with ur coumtry
global warming
I dont know anyone
tomb will hit cori up with tha zaza
Go our and ask the police who they're suspecting
And im not gonna smoke anything from somebody i dont know
I mean I could tell you some tricks of the trade if you want to
not really warming if its getting colder 
Just do it at home with the ambulance ready to be called, you'll be fine
I dont have time to go talk to people
what?
thats why you ask the pizza delivery guy or a taxi driver
Real?
it works
u said global warming, but its getting colder
warming = colder
doesnt make sense
also
its not here
i dont order often
cause poor
but also
Small town adjacent to kiel
not actually kiel
so probably not gonna work
ah gotcha, you live in the countryside ?
ye
countryside pilled and forest based
you wouldnt believe how many farmers grow too, but its hard to get to know them
I wanna live in the forest
also coriii when will you get your homework done :3
im not sure
who wanna be roomates :3
you don't
you'll have to deal with the bed bugz
my guess is around 7 ish today
damn alright
what kind of homework is that ?
Foresty then, some old place in the middle of nowhere
lots of programming
living in a forest is really fucking nice but its an isolating experience
50km ride to the nearest actual city
Depends on what kind of life it is
If it's like a village in a forest or a single house
for me its a single house. Well its an old farm so several but one main house
god all that talking about cassis made me order a case 
I'm starting to become Lovecraft
hate being around too many people
but I'm not racist
lovecraft?
the bone sample is great 
prolly should order a case of monster. An invidual can would end up costing like 1.40e so pretty good price
right amount of goofy
save money by not drinking any
true
but that would mean living on coffee, milk and water since i mainly drink monster for the flavour
be a water chad 
Water it's better
i need caffeine to cope with the weight of living
Weak
yes
Drink piss
im not cori
get caffeine tablets and dissolve in water 
friend did that in the army
im adapted for survival
Prove it
no
The real friends is the schizophrenia we developed on the way
@digital quartz @grizzled meadow
the fuck is this
is this AI synthesized ?
Cristofuh
Id listen to black metal with you
Even though its not fully my jam
I like other metals so I can atleast listen to it
"fucking female" 
females just wouldnt understand
what are these "females" everyone talks about ?
I think they mean like Princess Peach
omg cropooll!! Heyy!!! ^^ Haiii!!! :3
ohhh I get it now
Haiii hello haii heyy haii
whatsuupp :3c
Each day I get hotter
D:
Hbu?
so true
I cannot compete
doing good, listening through an album i just rediscovered and enjoying my rest day
prolly gonna go for a jog later before i eat
That's good
tomorrow arms and shoulders
will prolly start to experiement with doing lighter loads but more reps for my front delts
didnt get much results from staying in a lower rep range in the past
I'm gonna train glutes today
And probably do some back exercises
I want a wider back
prove it
I need that V look
You are a minor, I can't do it
prove it
As in exercises you mean?
yap
i genuienly cant bother to setup hip thrusts on one of the two deadlift platforms but i kinda need some direct glute work ngl
wish i had a hip thrust machine
My gym has one, and no one uses it for some reason
bruh
prove it
that shit is goated
in game yourself
wait wrong person
I'm not complaining, it's always sitting there free for me to use
Madi sounds older
Tho two days ago
im right here
In VC
I saw a 40 something year old woman hip thrust 120kg
in reality I'm 87
Prove it
the bite of '87

you've just said it
It was intimidating seeing someone hip thrust more than double my body weight
Madi always had that 4 AM voice when I heard him
No proof
I agree
pegging champion
She is quite literally a muscle mommy
Because battlebit playtests are literally happening at 12am-6am for me lmao
well it actually was 4 am for him tho 
Shakira
ye thats how i feel about the t-row machine at my gym
Lmao
Maja heard my normal voice
prolly could start doing it with a wide grip for some more mid trap work but eh
Makes sense why you were speaking so quietly
I need to train my back harder
Think the hottest part is the back, so I want to train it more
you could start splitting your back excerscises on more days than one
P!birb
I should actually
that way you can get way more good volume in
i do it like that atleast
even with a upper lower split
just treat it like a slave
self reflection
Boutta break my back just to get a hotter back
I love vegetables
@slim osprey
‼️
nh sir keeps it real







