#🎪bruh-fart
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Istg the csgo terrorist holding the chicken painting goes so fucking hard
i just found out my poor kitty lost 6 pounds in 5 months
Feed it chezbargor
you only weigh him every 5 months?
this weighing was bc of vet
he lost a concerning amount of hair in a patch on his side in the past 3 days
which is a sign of hyperthyroidism
which is
His cat is dying
Goblin irl
time to send myself multiple pdf files to read on the bus
thats not a cat
thats a weird dog
you cant convince me otherwise
Winstony
There's always a bigger fish
https://www.tiktok.com/@hannahzgreat/video/7192782043791543595
Winstony for reference
insta ?
😭😭what a goofer
no madi 
Winstony my beloved
oh also you missed a visit from grok earlier
ah shit we shouldve asked Grok about the "announcement" when he was here 
what announcement
you know wich one
What happened
no
i dont
I don't even know what you're talking about
LEAN??!🟣💜😈
i would reply to a gif he sent to show you bbuuuuttt that would count as pinging the main man
liquid eridium
should get a new dac/amp myself ngl
Get a tube one
@ everyone please...
right click the message, "copy message link"
was thinking of a fiio btr3k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE0w2Elfgds commendatore !
Housecarl...like a commander - I like that, that's respect
How it feels trying to make friends with NPCs in #Skyrim.
Sopranos/Skyrim parody and pastiche
Sources: The Sopranos and Skyrim
Skyrim Music: Shadows and Echoes, Before the Storm
I once bought a SMSL panda stack
Ahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking amazing
But it was faulty💀
China dude saw how much it would cost to ship it back
fashion over function
Told me to keep it for free
can hear the compression of the TRVE black metal lofi raw production even better....
lmao
did you try to get it fixed or just abandoned it?
It's there in a bookshelf
ye its a good decorative piece id imagine
Atleast it looks cool
true
talking bout looking cool need to get me a bullet belt and some black denim jeans or smthing. Need a costume for a school thing in a month or two and already got most of the typical black metal fit going on
face paint too
i think falco will like this
There's some Oakleys for sale here 
Boutta cop
do it
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octavian simp
Caligula chad
uh oh this is gonna ruffle some feathers
first thing that pops up into my head when i see caligula is the hook to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wvXzg4j3Y4
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i got brainrot
walt jr glow up
napalm sticks to femboys
What
what
don't threaten me with a good time
👋
yessss
Knew you were gonna post that
do you find national postal services convenient ?
Now I'm ranger not a stranger..
anyways imma go to sleep early today
i want it to not be big 
good night man
then youll be disappointed ;3
yeah i am bigger than the exam sheet, i noticed that
i wish for bane posting to be back
The exam doesn't have cock nor balls
wanna prove that?
ngl i need a massage anyways, upper traps are giga tight
every day
bet
also to penises?
oh yeah also did i promise you to post thigh high pics when i got them done

okay im going to sleep asap
goodnight
alr gn krieg
Use a meat tenderizer hammer ÖUGHHH
sleep well dude
you don't have to but I will gladly accept :3
NOT HAVING UPPER TRAPS MEANS I CAN DO LATERAL RAISES WITH PERFECT FORM
OUUYGH
how the plug pull up https://www.youtube.com/shorts/a0csKjw9b1U
nah fr i hate that my upper traps activate like mfers during lateral raises and upright rows 
cant break it
pov: bruno in germany june 2024
You do lat raises thumbless?
nah
i switched to upright rows completely
i might add them to my arms/shoulder day to get some more volume in during the week
I've only ever done walking, squatting and dancing for exercise
very leg heavy, very little upper-body
thats hot
yeah I did that for uh... obvious reasons
I should do some arm/upper-body exercise though for health's sake, I used to have a bit of muscle in my arms after the army and it wasn't a bad look ngl
depends on whether or not you wanna see muscle tone on a femboy or not though
eh prefer that to seeing bone tbh
but ye working out is rewarding in many ways. Can always start off with calistenics and building up a routine from that
yeah too much bone is not a good look, I agree
you wanna squeeze someone and not just feel like you're groping a skeleton
the perfect balance is when you have the fat/muscle ratio just right so you can tense up for something hard to squeeze or relax if you want something soft
(my cousin has that, don't ask me how I know)
you dont need the soap,you can just dump styrofoam into gasoline and mix it,if you light it it makes a shit ton of black smoke which can be used as a makeshift smoke granade
you live in norway, isnt the forest your entire backyard
oh yeah true actually, literally less than a km from here are woods so I can go there
I moved into town last year
ah sadge
i just have a huge ass idk abt that
i jolt between a city and the back forests every other week pretty much
I live on the outskirts though so it's no bother
it's still my favourite exercising route for walking
based
I live like right next to a gym almost but shit man the woods are free
walking my beloved cardio
nah actually walking is better than a treadmill anyways
absolutely
since you actually push your body off the ground
rn been jogging/running on the treadmill, wish it was summer already so i could go back to the woods
yeah there's a lot of uphill/downhill areas on the trail people here tend to use
it feels rewarding going over the hills
yee
I feel you though ngl, I'll just march through the snow lol
need to up my cardio in general to prepare for the military ngl
though we do break out the skiis for that trail as well, which is also a really good way to exercise
and a lot of fun
ye here the trails are just fuckall icy or have skiing trails
would be fine if january wasnt 20 degrees warmer than usual
what did you do today
legs
hot
I LOVE CALF RAISES
i dont train calfs 
yo should
Can brainfart provide something that would be able to help with wrecked nerves and sleeplessness?
nah i was a fat boy for most of my life. I did my fair share of calf raises by just walking
well
idk i cope with music
alcohol
both at the same time
bier und metal 
theres always one mf posting pics of his new vinyl and beer that hes drinking on a subreddit
i have a collection of bottles on my backyard
Good ideas but kinda unapplicable in the current moment, thank you either way
bless his heart
ye alright my calves were 41cm in diameter like a year ago
not small
41cm? Diameter?
would fit in well with core work anyways
Lol I was like 👀
i really like doing them in the smith, but standing up is fine
ye my gym has a sitting calf raise machine that you load up with plates
Oh I needed this smile so so much
that's good bro
ngl could start doing barbell shrugs and superset calf raises
i need some more back work for my upper day anyways
can we superset some kisses in?
get fucking shredded
nice
instructions unclear a bear shredded my chest open
Meanwhile a movie playing in the background, at the EXACT MOMENT I READ THIS MESSAGE:
"I will taze your balls if you even try."
instructor unclear there's now a hole in my chest filled with buckshot
have you seen larry's bicep?
dark iron gains
dark iron gains
Pats ya on the back
Sure big guy, no probs.
Let's play "Animal Crossings" 🙂
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trash journo doesn't even get the game's name right
watch gto
Twack
sorry pardner didn't see ya there
oopsies!
go to obama?
great teacher onizuka
me
i just learned one of my friends in high school is apparently a national powerlifting champ
you sent them to a fantasy world
real
where they're realistically just gonna die or get sold off to slavery
but we don't talk about that
omg isekai!
i hope i get isekai'd into 1895 and become a railroad worker in the Qing Dynasty 😀
literally me

cope by saying "well all make it" and "trust the program"
biggest cope: "my metabolism is too fast!"
sounds like you aren't properly upping your diet good sir
burns too fast? eat more calories
buy MRE's and eat them 4 times a day
Fffffffuuuuuck
unironically think this is my probelm
I'm shakingff
going out and getting something to eat is too much work
it actually was a considerable issue for me until i hit 21 and started drinking more lmfao
nah homie needs to eat NOW
but i wont stop just bcs of that
im cutting rn and progress is slow as fuck since not eating properly 
MREs with high fiber content 
my upper calves hurts so much for these last 3 days idk why
all i did was calf raises
cant even walk properly lmao
have you done them in the past?
i did it everytime before i start my cycling session
last time was a leg workout and i did twice the sets
huh so you should have gotten used to the stimulus
i used to buy MRE's for camping/vacation specifically so i could destroy toilets that didnt belong to me
thats just mean 
i still buy them for hiking and shit
currently stocking up for my two week trip into the colorado mountains
3 week actually

thats hot
its cool how there are so many through hikes and long trails in america
here you can barely find 2 days ones and you need to go to lapland for 5 days ones
i am going to shoot soda cans from 2 miles away and hunt cryptids
murica is beeg
bringing cans on a hike 
i genuinely have no fucking idea how they got that on their display lmfao
working with aircraft, that impresses me and i want to know how
went on a 2 night hike with some first timer friends and they wanted to bring several packs of beer
if you properly dispose of the cans what is the issue
i recycle everything because im not a mongoloid
for me its more the weight and the size of many invidual containers added up Rather go light and have a easier time going through more rough terrain
just fill a camlebak full of booze and ur good for like 3 days
ye exactly
i have like 6 camelbaks
they keep giving me fucking camelbaks i dont need more of them
i only got one cheap ass chinese 2 liter water bag
give me a new plate carrier please god mine is stained and gross 
need to buy a proper one when i upgrade to a bigger backpack. Used to use my brothers 50 liter one but he stole it from me, rn only got a 27 liter one
thats fucking massive
i just have the normal ones u slap on ur back
super light n comfy
idk 27 liter backpack is just enough for a weekend hike during summer
for me atleast
Bro built like melted icecream 😭😭
make that poop nice and solid
stretchmaxxing 
Alf
goob morbing
streamin dead space remastered impossible difficulty run. we're nearly at the end (yippee)
Tom and jerry shit lmao
@slim osprey
I am an intellectual
lmfao
I know it's trendy to make fun of americans but I shudder to imagine the crap random people in my country would say
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i miss the mlg era
i dont
helo
A

p!8ball Is @edgy abyss a handsome kobold?!
:8ball: Pfft.
Full schizo
Make the voices go awayyyy
wake up
wake up
wake up
we miss you
we miss you
its been three years
wake up
Shut up the bus is real
p!8ball Is @warped elm on drugs ?
:8ball: Possibly.
So rigged
Ok shortie, tonight we date.



I wasn;t asking, lel


cs188 is a certainty
Clean, good YTP vids without racist shit in or anything.
waltuh
What music is this?
why is a guy drawing a lawnmower explicit content
audible music
strelok truck moment
yet I could barely hear it 😂
Today i have played nothing but one game
today i have
No sir
sniff
Check it!
It's like a dang mini dragon!
Pfff
It's a "Great Eared Nightjar"
@narrow lotus
Good morning brain fart
I am physically in pain.
What bird is this?
I hate being an American because I share a land with those creatures.
P!8ball dose it look like my hair got fucked by a spatula
:8ball: Certainly not.
P!8ball is my haircut bad
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
The name is a bit funny but the bird is the most prettiest I've seen
AMERIIICA!!! FUCK!

it don't look real
it's so cool
My hair looks like it got cut w a cake mixer
Real
P!8ball is my hair bad
:8ball: I hope so.
FUCK YOU MAN
Bye Shortie
p!8ball is my hair bad
:8ball: There is a good chance.
Don't forget our date
I will

I saw that
Welp
https://youtu.be/-KgrIGUhoZA yo chat the game that is not getting released just got a new "gameplay" trailer
I need a meme with evil wizard weed, anyone has that on hand?
Bruh imma be real I didn't realize I was mispronouncing Kojima until 2020 lol
yes i do,gimma a week and ill find it
For years I was pronucing his name like every American instead of how it's actually pronuced
@hoary elk i made something horrible
homie grew that back insta
It took me almost a year to grow this back lol
Bro nah mines so bad
My hair is crunchy
It looks like it was fucked with a blunt spoon
mine is the same as always
Hairy?
you know it
Ez fix
mood
Nah man get the vegeta cut
waiting to get a buzzcut ngl
found it
this needs to be in video format with the same song as the
one
that vid goes hard
Brain fart make me feel better
It really does
Bro got freaky on a friday night
NO NO NO
AHAHAHAH
C'mon dude
Brain fart make me laugh
I require it
saving that
i hope not
I hope so
Not u
wall of flesh
The Destroyer
Plantera
ÖUGHHH METAL AF
Ohnestly
If i were to put every main character of every game and every movie in there
There would be probably a few characters who would still survive whatsoever
they would team up and never win or loose to maximize merchandise
Check it out
guys update on warthunder: they leaked a chinese anti tank ammunition
i remember seeing a gray porn edit of this with a bunch of fetishes that was a lot less than divine
Lord of the Spins.
docking gandalf.
Thanks for watching...
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@heady crow KVLT PFP ÖUUUUUUHGHH
alright turned down the opacity of the dog
fvckin sweet
Jesus…
STOP LEAKING CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS TO WAR THUNDER FORUMS.
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#its #not #difficult
bruhh
Because algae is the future of energae... oh geez.
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WTF they took Clone High and.... WTF is that Terry Bogard LMAO
what in the fucking random
😭
I hate this being with every ounce of my soul
hes mastered the art of making himself seem as inhuman as possible
I hate the filter more than him
But I hate him because he use that stupid filter cringe
So I hate him
I always see that as part of the meme, what is that weird ass cgi?
@broken topaz ayooo you got exanima ? 
Iirc it’s a old ps1 or ps2 game
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@amber marsh you wantet to sleep
Yeah and I was gonna sent a meme but apparently it's too explicit
So I'm just gonna head to bed
If anyone wants it just dm me
Lol
I'll send it tomorrow
I can't post the aldo pet gif because spy tf2 is too explicit I guess
what if i want you
The shipping is gonna cost ya
fuck you fuck you fuck you clyde you piece of shit it's the spy from team fortress 2
smh clyde not cool
M
walt jr glow up
walt jr glow up
bro Bruno came all over me yesterday shit was bussin

your fault for teasing me for so long
wait what you can buy one of these boston dynamic dogs for 75k $ ? 
duct tape a mosin to it
ye but you need a license
aw shit
only if you get caught
its like a few k and you need to renew it
boba?!??!!??
cant wait until we are old and decrepit and our Atlas robots care for us 
oi, you got a loicense for that robot dog?
breasties 👀
MR BREEEAST
Mr. Breast give me money
I bet mr beast could get a license for those robot dogs
inb4 wall-e type beat
Cocaine Bear
look at this goober, perfect for hiking
Pack mule
can carry the food for my fat ass
need to only carry the sleep system and extra clothes then
It could probably carry you
prolly

It can't carry War Thunder players tho
o7
o7
eugh airfrance concorde
225 didnt deserve the fate it got

@grizzled meadow
the snoot droops
no one can
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Raiden stole Armstrong's violet card on woods
i didnt expect that

well lower day since i train lats 
you cant introduce much extra range of motion in the gym apart from taking calf raise reps slow and stretching during the bottom part
just train them 3 times a week and cope
My bro used to be fat and he's got calves the size of my quads
chug that vegetable oil
free calories
Bulking is hard
As someone with a low appetite, eating more is too hard
bulking is the easy portion too
cutting fucking sucks bcs your lifts arent going up, you are constantly hungry and moody and feel like shit
but ye i feel you. Both aint easy
I feel like it would be the opposite for me
Like I said, I don't eat much if I just listen to my stomach
i pretty much eat 5 times a day usually
ye youll see when you experiement more with your diet in terms of training
if youll ever even go on a proper cut
I do
huhh
Gonna go buy on saturday with one of my friends
why
that shit is like 600 calories per 100 grams so good for bulking too, just add some vegetable oil and oatmeal into it
maybe a bananer
3 is enough for me
It's standard here to eat 4 times
i bought one and goddamn it makes me puke
So I just eat 4 times
the raw taste sticks to the back of my tongue for hours
quark + bread in the morning
big hot meal
something random before the gym (some carbs, sugar)
big hot meal
quark + break before sleeping
whats quark
i bought some vanilla powder from a brand i hadnt bought from before and its something else
Quark or quarg is a type of fresh dairy product made from milk. The milk is soured, usually by adding lactic acid bacteria cultures, and strained once the desired curdling is achieved. It can be classified as fresh acid-set cheese. Traditional quark can be made without rennet, but in modern dairies small quantities of rennet are typically added....
wet crack
10 grams of protein per 100 grams and like 80 sents per 250g grams
not a skyr kinda guy ?
way cheaper than protein drinks
if i didnt have quark id eat skyr
Aight I gotta go take a shower now
Good morning my puke sluts
without me?
nahh mfer really has that "without me?" rizz
You can join me
bet, you need to apply some shower gel and lotion on my upper back tho
its still full of pimples

Alright, I'll go for real now
stan brainrot
every time I see a minority person I immediately start to shake uncontrollably and completely freeze up, he is so brave
@upbeat bobcat
americans man....
wtf lmao
Europeans discussing how racist Americans are until a Romanian person enters the room
aw hell nah not the peter griffin one
peter griffin skinwalker?
This one just hurts to look at
r they ok?
I hope they are doing alright
me irl
you did it 
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p!hug @digital quartz
yippee
aw he has been cwying
Imagine if Jerma was real how fucked up would that be
true
imagine if he was man sized
holy shit my level is actually pretty high lul
god damn
real
least horny twitch streamer
I knew someone was going to post this video
its the best unedited video
Now we need the other video where he ask his mother to make him a sandwich or something
the words "I got a glock in my Rari" will forever be associated with Jermas face now
p!hug @pastel quartz
the last one goes unreasonably hard
@grizzled meadow you should enforce this rule now
"When it occurs, we will be impressed and give you a high five"
I agree

I bet they lost
JFC that gave me a heart attack
First time I heard it it fucked me up good
hwa?
FINALLY
Was literally thinking someone was knocking on my wall
I saw that you are a person of distinguished taste, you own Exanima
Who's this character
I'm actually an insider on the exanima discord

hol up, any updates on the horizon ?
Yea but nothing big
Cori give me the fckn name
I don't know
Ban
Cori is being interrogated
Never lost it 
aw man, do you know anything about Sui Generis per chance ?
i will steal it while you're sleeping
did you play the last big update ?
Manos te van a faltar
i couldnt remember
I have the old old in dev videos.
But madoc doesn't talk about SG, it's not really being actively worked on until Exanima is finished.
I think the only thing that gets developed in the background is 3d assets and world stuff for SG
last time i played dev was tweaking the overhead swing accuracy and power so you dont have to crouch while doing overhead anymore
@broken topaz found it, the game is Solstice
aw
I used to play this a lot with a friend, we would always watch and bet on AIs in the arena 
Right now the test build is new pathing for AI, some movement changes for combat, and new AI interaction framework overhaul
To allow for more stuff like opening doors etc
the steam beta branch are the test builds right ?
Yes but there's also internal test builds sometimes
For insiders only, but also only like real old insiders
idk feels like the "optimization" is kinda useless atm
they should focus on optimization after singleplayer content is well polished
then move to multiplayer stuff
sounds amazing
yeah
Everything takes ages
one coder one vision I guess
one of a kind
Yea
Its like christmas when a big update drops tho
He's mega autistic with his code
@hushed marsh
I remember the last one 
Okay it's Moon
@hushed marsh
The engine is all coded by just him
@hushed marsh
In C
i remember when he said he tried to recruit someone then the new guy straight up refused when madoc showed him the code
it was a prototype for weapon generator i think
"I am not going down this road" -> leaves
I mean they tried to hire more people
Like more modellers too
But always there was some disagreement
Or they left quickly
Having talked to madoc a few times
zetheros models are really sick ngl
wish he worked on fromsoft or smth
Zeth is chill
making sick ass armor sets
Ye exanima late level armour is smth else
oh yeah the plate armours are super drippy
the bots go crazy with the spears too
@grizzled meadow You'll like this one
Dios no abandono
Que te pasa
@grizzled meadow full story
Tranquille
he was so horny he turned italian
On God "Falco: Origins"
What the fuck is that? French? Getoutahere
Fremch, yes
No sé francés asi que chupalo











