#🎪bruh-fart
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loses chess after being taught by a grandmaster for months within 3 turns
this man cant win
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OMG GUYS!!111!!ONE!!11!
STALKER REFERENCE IN SKYRIM 5
NotLikeThis
x and yuno have a lot in common
Credits to:
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you don't even hesitate anymore
hesitate with what
just puts "he" everywhere
nothing is a woman anymore
and i embrace it
you've seen too much shit
what if you're a woman
well
i would probs not tell
what if you are a woman tho
Your mom is oversized
nah
actually valid question
is anyone in brainfart a woman
prove it doe
how tf am i supposed to prove you are a woman
what next? you want me to prove there are wmds in(gets muted)
you are russian, into the IT field and you havent been sent to the no talky about it place
i rest my case
the only available one is falco
whom i can blackm- i mean persuade to screwing you over on the threat of me spoiling edgerunners for him
falco as a lawyer? 
your honor, my client had every right to fatally stab that woman. SHE ATE PIZZA WITH A FORK AND KNIFE
@grizzled meadow help
no
be my lawyer
eat it with a spoon
chopsticks
feet
nuclear arms
all of italy weeps at the sight
madi is at fault
this is the context
Then I'll go offline
Byez :C
its literally like 10 seconds of reading
Dutyer says I'm a wo man
and you told me to prove it
Can you be my lawyer for this case
Lies
so i made my case
and now madi needs a lawyer
Good enough as a proof

He has a deep voice
naturally manly voice in a woman

Totally not a voicechanger I swear
not enough for the court to make its decision
@uncut obsidian Here's a question to determine that: Formula or MotoGP ?
There's probably some clips of Battlecringe whatever the game was around here
what or what
Look for them and hear his voice
both are men sports wtf
Ok, so Madirex is neither 😄
okay okay but
how about a deal
you declare madi a woman and i dont spoil every possible media i know of
enby
what am i
Attack helicopter
madirex is a cato
Glass of Mayo
I am an artificial intelligence made by Falco
falco still hasnt responded on the offered deal

hwat deal
this
Got yourself a deal
great
No
Nooo fucking Discord
It's a great gif
Sigma handshak
if that happens i setup another account and just barge in this bitch spoiling all the way
He still haven't said it
Jokes on you, I am already 2km away from your current location.
how are the fields
great ngl
ikr
Smells like extortion.
just be careful of the packs that local stray dogs like to form

its a simple transaction, i offer one thing in exchange for another
if you dont pay me
listen as a lawyer its my job to sugarcoat terrible deeds and get horrible people out of the consequences of their actions
i will mary you

bad boy
😘
no monetary value has been assigned
therefore
i can pay you 0.01 dollars
chicken wings
Exactly, we need to "monetize" Youtube.
15 chicken wings weekly
LEGAL LOOPHOLES STRIKE AGAIN
This video is AGAINST THE RULES
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you did not specify what chicken wings tho, therefore im legally allowed to send you paper cuts of chicken wings

love that scene (haven't seen the whole meme)
theres no written regulation on the quality control of said wings
sooooo
yeah

medical kind
not really since i never declared that you wont get sick from my product that you requested neither am i legally required to follow health protocols

since i dont run a business
but you intentionally gave food to someone knowing it will get them sick

how will you prove that

welllllll in that case
im just gonna plant cocaine in your house so you get arrested on grounds of drug possesion and the case is dropped so the court persecutes you on that

That's cursed
you know that one star wars intro meme
you have alerted the horde
but its all the discord roles

woooowwwww
Can't top this shit
He is being Ligma.
you are ligma
Just because he's making me laugh so much he should be moderator
terrible idea
literally 1984
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
p!8ball should @broken pine be mod
:8ball: Who cares?
based
p!8ball will falco suffer the same fate all tyrants do
:8ball: Hell, yes.
p!8ball will @orchid robin get laid, tonight?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
😄
although i would be the only moderator that could tolerate vc
i know that already dumbass
THE BALL IS A GOD !!!
since im always in there
We already have Aron
ohdam
he is literally surveilling the brainfart gang rn
aron is why vc immediately changes tone sometimes
p!8ball Is @uncut obsidian a man or a woman?!
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
😠
Madi take out the leaderboard
I don't know how to check that
AAA
although onetime i said aron was my best friend and he died meh
who the fuck is KOTIK

ofc its the russians
same
god damn
he used to be number 1
I swear it doesn't make sense
BRAINFART MORE ACTIVE THAN #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
it screetches
WE NEED TO BEAT STALKER GENERAL
what the fuck did dinosaurs do all day
eat
exist
dine?
165 million years of a bunch of idiot lizards roaming around, eating, screaming, and fucking
what a waste of time fr
repeat everyday
what are we doing
all day
eating hot chip
i once ate the hotchip
10000000000000000000000000000+ years of rocks flying and spinning in space
and this
literally me
they will never forget my name
nu uh
ohf fuck i leaked it
falco agreed that you are a woman
no he didn't
show me where he said that
yes he did
my cat likely has hyperthyroidism
he agreed to the deal
i didnt get scammed, cuz i still withold information that can ruin so much media for him
so he might not have said those words directly
but he took the deal
so scammed
therefore you are now legally a woman
he took the deal but never did his part
Nah, the magicball said to "fugheaboutit" therefore, Madi is neither.
p!8ball is kriegs wrong
:8ball: I hope not.
See?
baseg
p!8ball are you wrong
:8ball: Possibly.
magic ball knows.

AHA
p!8ball is @orchid robin a woman
:8ball: There is a small chance.
closeted wo man
p!8ball is @uncut obsidian a woman
:8ball: Quite likely.

HAHAHA
pffff, womnen
p!8ball rods or not?
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
Ok
you used tea and not coffee
fuck coffee
Bruh
all my homies drink tea
Why
p!8ball Is ledy a birb?
:8ball: Possibly.
p!8ball is water the superior drink
:8ball: I hope so.
uuuhhhh
ledy is a birb confirmed
Ok but who is ledy
HHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
p!8ball is Dr. Pepper™ the best cola drink ever?
:8ball: Pfft.
Fuck you
*edy
ok but who is ledy
We all love Ledy
ok but who is ledy
p!8ball Is @orchid robin on drugs ?
ok but who is ledy
:8ball: Never!
NEVER DRUGZ, EVER!
@orchid robin

Double cheeked up
ok but who is ledy
p!8ball Is @warped elm horni?
:8ball: I hope not.
On a Thursday afternoon
but who is ledy
AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, WHAT A COMEDY GENIUS. FUCKIN SHOOT ME IN THE FACE , IT WOULD BE AN HONOR
Racc is horni confirmed.

p!8ball is maja a man
:8ball: Pfft.
uhh
p!8ball is @uncut obsidian gaslighting us
:8ball: I think so.
classic
so?
I bought a planter

I'm gonna plant things
p!8ball is madirex playing cuckolds life simulator rn
:8ball: Maybe.
what can i plant in this
GOTY
cat
A plant
oh right valentines days is coming up
a bomb
time to burn the local flower shop
if i cant be happy on this day, then no-one will be
already put the two of them in it
p!8ball should i tear off my skin
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
I forgot valentine's day was a thing
p!8ball should grok ban us
:8ball: The future is bleak.
p!8ball can i tear off my neightbors skin (hes a skinwalker)
:8ball: Certainly not.

p!8ball should i eat @warped elm
:8ball: There is a small chance.
:(
p!8ball am i going to fail in my life
:8ball: Who cares?
I DO
My next question exactly. You beat me to it >.>
Who cares
p!8ball is duty a mid faction?
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
CORRECT AGAIN 😄
p!8ball is freedom stupid
:8ball: I think so.
p!8ball is freedom faction based
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
this is bad out of context
p!8ball can we kill @upper spruce
:8ball: Hell to the no.

lucky you
What makes you think you can
p!choose Madirex ; Falco
I choose... Madirex

p!8ball are there WMD's in a certain middle eastern country that is bordering iran
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
damn, no wonder bush got it wrong
p!choose @upper spruce ; @orchid robin ; @warped elm ; @uncut obsidian
I choose... @uncut obsidian
p!8ball is madi about to warn me
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
biased >.>
p!choose @hidden path @hidden path @hidden path
I must have 2 or more items to choose from... (split items with ;)
You cannot FOO THE BALL!

p8ball can i foo the ball
p!choose @upper spruce ; @uncut obsidian
I choose... @uncut obsidian
p!8ball can i fool the ball?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
futa ball? 
Definetely biased.
do you know what a futa is?
LEFU!
p!8ball is futa based?

:8ball: Quite likely.
:)
p!8ball how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
:8ball: Quite likely.
p!8ball Should I become a transgendered dragon woman?
:8ball: Certainly not.
Ok, Ima stay a MAN >:)
oh no, if you hover over the pepe smoking the cigar, he turns black for a few frames towards the end of the gif
p!8ball Ok, how about I become just a derg woman then?
:8ball: I hope not.
Right, the BALL HAS SPOKEN!

She stays winning
based
p!choose @upper spruce or @uncut obsidian
I must have 2 or more items to choose from... (split items with ;)
😠
The ball is biased.
p!choose @upper spruce for bottom surgery
I must have 2 or more items to choose from... (split items with ;)
stfu
You guys have a skill issue
p!8ball do you support skiiiiiiiiiQABdaeibiugdr biugsrdibuoiuofgdiubAAAAAAAAAA
:8ball: Quite likely.
p!8ball Should @amber marsh get galonka-boob implants?
:8ball: Pfft.
dam
no tiddies for me 
i don't get it
p!8ball should falco give me all his money
:8ball: Pfft.
p!8ball should drop out of college?
:8ball: The future is bleak.
p!8ball should madi give me all his money
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
p!8ball should kriegs give me all his money
:8ball: Maybe.
@upper spruce hand it over
You will only get my dong from me

I AIN:T GIVING IT!
:8ball: I would rather not say.
it can sell on the black market for minimum price i bet
Amazon payed me back, time to delete my account and never use this shit website agian
p!8ball Is @orchid robin s penis big?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
Small 😄
by what national average
Like tiny
lmao, paid you back for what?
p!8ball is kriegs cock small
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
:8ball: Hell to the no.
FUCK YOU
Hehehe
rigged
Now now, Dutyer...
istg
...dragon cocks are big ;3


p!8ball kill me right now
:8ball: I hope so.
DONT HOPE SO, DO IT
hah xD
p!8ball will i suffer a horrible fate
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
8ball laughing at you
yes pls
p!8ball @digital quartz laugh at this mf
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
no theyre not,the horse ones on bad dragon are way bigger
My condolences.
p!8ball will I regret going to the office again
:8ball: The future is bleak.
shit
whatchu talking about
!1984
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p!8ball should I stay or should I go?
:8ball: Maybe.
p!8ball will the mods be overthrown
:8ball: There is a small chance.
p!ban @orchid robin
You are missing the mod.ban permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
we are cheating death by breathing
p!8ball will brainfart get raided by the feds?
:8ball: The future is bleak.
p!8ball is maja cia twink undercover?
:8ball: The future is bleak.
p!8ball Can I fly?
:8ball: I hope not.
p!8ball should kriegs test out his flying skills
:8ball: I hope not.
p!8ball hummuna hummuna awooga?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
p!8ball are you ballin
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
what about the robussy?
p!8ball Should @orchid robin quit Duty?
p!choose machine ; @eager igloo
the answer is clear
K, you can stay for now.
p!choose Cats ; Dogs ; Dragons
I must have 2 or more items to choose from... (split items with ;)

I choose... Cats

eat shit dragon
Shared memory space for parallel computations is not big enough to work with 3d arrays apparently
Sounds like skill issue
tbf
better than when we had a fuckin room sized machine just to make simple mathematical calculations
2 stages of being drunk
it was a success in my eyes
id love to
when we hopping on call
well tbf i dont have any alcohol here
the result was the seals taking the entire lab staff hostage
I don't have any alcohol either
Seal used the mop to clip through wall
laptop charger that they fucked up delivering. Their services are dogshit
alright bet
well see about it then
sometimes you dont get your item, sometimes a different one or 20 of the one you ordered
p!choose @orchid robin ; @upper spruce
I choose... @upper spruce
a couple of times my friend has gotten pc parts for free bcs of their dog system 
p!choose @orchid robin r ; @upper spruce
I choose... @upper spruce
cunt
DOUBLE SUCC 😄
p!hug @orchid robin
i am not sucking anything
how you feeling abt the exam for tomorrow
he is not sucking anything
except this man cause he showed me affection
p!8ball Should @orchid robin succ?!
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
honestly, im more concerned about my problem solving capabilities
cuz i can remember all the code
but its the actuall application of said code thats hard



its ok im concerned about being dumb too
also goddamnit i need to get a new amp/dac
real

p!8ball Is @abstract path dumb?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
See? You ain;t 😄
What
it's real
;-;
Crystal not dumb confirmed
at least i have a small decor teddy bear to hold in my hand, kinda helps me relax
Well i hate being not dumb then
wish that teddy bear was me
fr fr

idk mate, im literally spinning it around from the thing you are supposed to hang it from
i mean
bruno the type of mf to go "oh yea im totally into that" on the internet when irl he would be shy during a simple convo
i hate that the finger meme escaped from chicanery
p!8ball Is @upper spruce horni?
:8ball: I hope not.
real
literally me
we act silly on the internet

even maja is less of a bottom than me
Damn


Real?
thats not true
ain't no way
nobody bottoms harder than maja
It can't be true
exactly
nah maja is a power bottom
those employs probably have to pay for the air they bread, and knowing their wages, I don't think the case spare that, so brain damage seems realistic enough
Why can't i be a bottom
cuz you ARE MEANT TO RISE TO THE TOP
p!choose Is maja a bigger bottom ; or bruno?
I choose... or bruno?
😄
I cam do both
NO CAP?
As a true switch, I can show you the way to a true bottom
I mean I'm already very masochistic
it easy
ay come see for yourself
p!8ball is @abstract path a failure in life
:8ball: Never!

HA

Aaaa
switches are bottoms that are undecided on whether they wanna try giving this time or just continue on receiving
what do u know, slut?
NOTHING! :F
i graduated SEX at the SEX university
KeK
Kek
i have a bachelors degree
missclick mb
bottom this bottom that, bitch you already get humiliated by your parents
😭
That's where you are wrong
my parents actually loves me 
Day and time and we can call it a date
huh
Mine don't seem to but i don't care cuz i still love myself and i have other people that love me 

well there is a small problem in terms of logistics
whats up dios

meet in the middle, on neutral ground
Father Garcia is done with your bullshit
in the middle of the atlantic ocean?
I forget I live nowhere near close the people I know here
tomb getting spit roasted
FALCO
huh ?
on a boat
bet
cruise to latin america, cropol hops on and we go to europe
Real
we can get married for his citizenship
and never go back to argentina
correct
Falco doesn't want you to know this, but he's actually Father Garcia in real life
p!8ball Is Falco the real Father Garcia?!
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
Best movie ever made
eating my shitty lunch
bulking?
i always wait for my homies
cutting
fuk u ball
also got any info on that shoulder
in seasoning i trust
OUGGHHHHH
@abstract path stay horni
ÖUGH 🚷

this is elon musk
its really him
Tesla's co-founder and CEO
hes on space sex too
tbf he just paid to get into that position
- Blood and Extinction
- Eternal Warfare
- Conquistador de hierro
- Violencia arraigada
- Plunder and Bondage
- Putrid Earth
- Instrumento de ira
- Cannibal Feast
- Bestial Carnage
Caveman Cult:
https://cavemancult.bandcamp.com/
Nuclear War Now!:
https://shop.nwnprod.com/index.php?route=produ...
i love space sex
ARGGHHHHHH KILL KILL KILL
NO WAY IT'S THE MAN HIMSELF
OMG
THE ONE AND THE ONLY
this is a repost btw, we already posted it here twice
i saw an anteater at the zoo they look like they smell horrid :)
macro e-celeb of the gamma server
ah shit
♻️
eh, happens
lmao
I'm too late 
uh noes, Grok is here D:
i think someone will enjoy this one
Grok got skill issued
Wat where?
can't follow what you lots are posting
Better that way 
whered you find that ? never seen this one before
go with the flow, dont try to predict, just join in
guys check it out
p!8ball Is @abstract path horni?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?

yes, really.
I don't have time for this
fair and balanced opinion
im not sure you'd even want to follow what is posted here on a regular basis
vile felines like maxwell
actually yea, listen to this man
this
Grok is a busy man, no time to waste in here.
true 
deleting my amazon account will also delete the stuff I ordered that I keep secret
Tomb is speaking straight facts
Computer stuff must be done
@heady crow peep this goes hard
what grok doesnt want to know cant hurt him
YOOOO

anyways, have fun doing whatever it is you are doing mr grok
If Grok spends so much as an hour here, I think this chat would cease to exist
TRVE KVLT AS FVCK

lemme post some wormrot gig photos
that would be quite bad for the rest of the server
It would ngl
get outta here hippie, only WAR KVLT HERE
grindcore bands got the sickest gigs
Or it would be ascended to a level of quality beyond imagination
Hmmmm
a golden age

Shit
Honestly
wishful thinking i see
I'm not one to gamble
my honest reaction to what I wrote
forgot I was gonna buy spray paint
Rather it stays this way
not even 5 mins in and hes already going with the cat posting
is that your cat ?
i wish
aw
one simple word
chad
OI
DOGS ARE GOOD
UNICORN POWAH!
my reaction
speaking of cats
Know that I steal most of you guy's cat pictures to post on my own cat server
p!avatar @digital quartz
p!cat
Cat posting hours
Cu t e
goverment funded cat posting
destroyer of worlds
still can't believe a mf called my cat ugly
p!magic grok
D:
ikr

he sleepy
Bot command fail
p!magick grok
you cant do it without pinging, there is another way but i dont remember how
goddamn

ah
this dubious creacher is not ugly
p!magik grok
hue
p!magic @uncut obsidian
p!magik 145883656500543489


mr grok you have to use magik
too good
try replacing the c with a k
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