#🎪bruh-fart
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it's not on steam?
i dont even know how to play that game
destroyed my calves 2 days ago, still cant walk properly today
maybe they don't do steam gift cards in fake italy
Lessseeee
// You've reached 99% of level 15
5 xp```
One does not simply to get tired of listening to The Rebel Path: Cello Version
Memes source:
00:00 Hey wanna listen to The Rebel Path?
https://youtu.be/vYslkkU8Tjg
00:07 Me and boys at Hideout before V and Jackie bust in to save Sandra Dorsett
https://www.reddit.com/r/cyberpunkgame/comments/qnxwe7/me_and_boys_at_hideout_before_v_and_jackie_bus...
// You've reached 99% of level 15
4 xp```
Hola fellow burble nickers
THEY CAN COUNT TO 3?
Violence is never the answer
violence is the question
and the answer is "yes"
Violence doesn't exist
walt jr glow up
walt jr glow up
@grizzled meadow Yo have you seen this video?
I think @heady crow will enjoy this
yeah @heady crow will enjoy that
This has been posted here before
thats gey as shit, ofc he will enjoy it
gimme the thugshaker, the rumshaker
dude looks sharp like a razor and got the moves like jagger
r/woosh
yeah its been posted here before
by me and bruno
Incredible old man L take
I can't be arsed to remember which people post the same shit over and over
Language !
dementia is kicking in
I'm the only reliable reposter, y'all know anything flork or jack is me
Flork felloff though
Too much niche stuff
I love the man but when he start drawing anime or stupid plotwists like "this is RP not for real" I know he felloff
I haven't kept up with flork
You're not missing much
got a decent chunk of react pics, and it's not like brainfart deserves more than the "hello 911" with all the weird shit people post here lol
Everyone go bonkers when he draws women with big tatas but that's life
the internet is full of thirsty lonely people
need more maxwell
$40 edit
mines better
mines better


i expected buff mercenaries
my cat has learned how to open doors apparently
he just barged into my bedroom
i heard a thud, the door handle move, and now hes inside
did they ated a bees? 😥
here,have a terrible bf1 edit i fucked up
they got stung by bees for being too silly
thatll do it
rick from the walking dead edit with hearts and phonk over it
ive seen so many i can never tell if theyre real or ironic anymore
that or fucking after dark
that songs popular with the walking dead fan edit community
i hate phonk,cant find a propper beat to that to sync the cats to
exept just spamming them but i dont have enough cat videos
p!8ball Do I had a club?
:8ball: I hope so.
Damn
p!8ball will Falco become a femboy in the near future?
:8ball: Pfft.

p!8ball will my life collapse in the near future?
:8ball: Maybe.
p!8ball Will I finally be able to sleep?
:8ball: There is a small chance.
Fucj yiu
p!8ball Will I ever find a tomboy
:8ball: Yes!
you shall find, but will you be able to keep?
p!8ball is government keeping femboys in the federal reserves?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
p!8ball is government keeping tomboys in the federal reserves?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
p!8ball am i a femboy?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
this bot is untrustable
you are what you eat
p!8ball Will [REDACTED] ever release the records of [EXPUNGED] to the public?
:8ball: I hope so.
p!8ball is Aldo going to return and ban me
:8ball: I hope not.
even the bot is scared from Aldo damn
:8ball: I would rather not say.
this is censorship
falco has pancake's family held ransom
i should probably go back to lurking before I turn into kriegs
love that little fella :)
p!8ball does falco like pineapple on his pizza?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
p!8ball how about putting olive oil in pasta water?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
I can confirm Falco is a real italian
rigged
Yes. 
depends, you got any meth?
Perhaps
Mild shock
:8ball: I would rather not say.

If you want more nova and preem videos, subscribe to my channel, choom. And don't forget to check out my other videos!
Cyberpunk 2077 has a truly breathtaking soundtrack.
p!8ball Will Adanos ever get pegged?
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
Dang, sucks to be you @stray zealot 
wdym, its fine

I'm sorry... I was hopping for a yes answer from it... Didn't wanna ruin your hopes and dreams

p!8ball Will Adanos enjoy his childhood cartoons?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?

p!8ball Dota? =op
:8ball: I hope so.
:8ball: Hell, yes.
@orchid robin
HELL YEAH
p!8ball Для монолита?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
oh god no
p!8ball balls
:8ball: Quite likely.
do the opposite, put Hi-Fi Rush and... whatever other cool game is trending nowadays
You get kicked out if you don’t say “well that just happened” at least once
Or if you don’t stutter and keep over explaining a joke for 2 minutes
morty gun starts trashtalking you if you take too long to solve a puzzle
forspoken protag goes full Marvel humor every 5 minutes
"The 8ball was found murdered today."
"Witnesses say that a drug addict cracked it open and drank the juice inside."
Man ever since the McDonald's sauce and pickle rick, they really did stay at the lowest possible form of humour didn't they
:8ball: Hell, yes.
FUCK
Ya know the rick & morty humor has always been a hit or miss for me
Hey man the Pickle Rick writer made she-hulk we wouldn’t have had that cinema without the funniest thing ever 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀
eat it
I ate it
works too i guess
but what if the cat got a tracker?
now the feds know where you are all the time
It's like one of those wiretaps you can buy from Amazon
I love walking to school at 7:20
P!8ball will i get molested on my way to school
:8ball: Yes!
uh oh
It's just not your day is it
P!8ball will my girlfriend leave me after hearing I got raped by a man
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
Yay
prob gonna get touched inappropriately by the feds tbh
P!8ball is Patrick literally me
:8ball: Hell to the no.
The 8ball said that molestation is imminent
The feds gonna fuck me
P!8ball are you working for the CIA?
:8ball: There is a good chance.
Burn it
don't act like you don't like it
P!8ball are you living in my walls?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
P!8ball am I secretly a femboy
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
p!8ball will i oversleep tomorrow morning again?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
YES
p!8ball rephrase your answer.
:8ball: Who cares?
P!8ball dose brainfart make you stupider
:8ball: I would rather not say.
p!8ball I do.
:8ball: The future is bleak.
P!8ball will Astolfo randomly show up in my room this night?
:8ball: There is a good chance.

P!8ball is aldo gone
:8ball: Never!
NOO
bruh oh hell nah
It’s the second for me
p!8ball am I going to die on the way to get snacks at the gas station
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
p!8ball gаy
:8ball: The future is bleak.
That's vague
p!8ball Change your answer. 
:8ball: Possibly.
P!8ball can I escape the feds
:8ball: Never!
p!8ball let's go practice medicine?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
P!8ball will I be the next ruby ridge
:8ball: Quite likely.
I know what I must do
you got a wife and a dog?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x3m8pSu57DE&feature=shares
Dunkey does it again
Ok I guess that i'm a man with the powers of a spider, that's just something that I do now. And ok? I guess that i have to fight aliens which were designed by the villian mysterio now that's just something that I have to do ok. And i guess ok? I guess i have to play this game for playstation 5, that's just a system that you play games on now ok....
p!8ball Will you shut your mouth or will i have to kick your teeth in and do it for you?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
This guy has no friends he has to talk to the 8ball
I got a gf and a dog
P!8ball are you secretly Mark Zuckerbergs boyfriend?
:8ball: Maybe.
oh boy I know what I'm watching after the civvie video about Unreal
you better say bye bye to both my man
Ah fuck
the feds are gonna shoot them
p!8ball will I ever be able to the thing when the
thanks 8ball
based sisyphus
p!8ball to be or not to be?
:8ball: The future is bleak.

p!8ball will i get my dick sucked any time soon? My balls are dry af
:8ball: Pfft.
FUCK


p!8ball will i get laid today?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
i am being punished, i have to live the rest of my life with dry balls

i don't wish that to my worst enemy
p!8ball do you like furries?
:8ball: Maybe.
thats what a furry would say
p!8ball are statistics true?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
damn
p!illegal p!8ball
Word can be at most 11 characters and must be alphanumeric only.
p!illegal 8ball
p!illegal Happyness
p!8ball is kissing homies gn gey?

ok thats it
okay now @somber warren
fuck 8ball
the ultimate question
p!illegal not kissing the homies with tongue
p!8ball is Alice a man?
damn
I got trolled
Who is alice?
But that dick is absolutely feminine.
the girl from the book
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
never shoulda let my bros try custom skins
i dunno man looks pretty muscular and veiny to me
p!8ball Is Alice's dick bigger then mine?
:8ball: I would rather not say.
That means it is
could mean both
8 ball just doesnt wanna hurt your feelings
p8ball are you honest?
p!illegal Sex
p!8ball are you honest?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
need a Brainfart Dick measuring contest asap
p!8ball is my dick small?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
sounds like a yes

Small dick 
Yea
Hey guys, come laugh at this small dick
but it is small
so its true then
Let us see
yes we will judge
What is zombies world at war map pack one?
We need a can of monster for scale...
p!8ball do you like boys?
:8ball: I think so.
based
I'm sick of this geh rat thing.
p!8ball kiss me
:8ball: Never!
FUCK


Admin making threats

mr electric
p!8ball should S5yn3T be demoted?
:8ball: I hope so.
kill him
Mr. Electric!
p!8ball Wanna go on a date with me?
Watch me get this 8!bussy
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
the 8ball has spoken
P!8ball will these fucking lights take any longer
:8ball: Hell to the no.
p!8ball should i bother to shave my balls?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
Where his unholy torment may be a testament to his wreched life and wicked ways. his skin flayed and viscera scattered about, he will weep and cry but it will only bolster the resolve of his tormenters, for they hate him. he will know what true fear and pain is, but it will be no solace for there will be no end and no escape. his eternity will b...
common i need an answer
Your balls will remain dry.
p!8ball Should i jerk off tonight?
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.

don't do me like that
YES 8 BALL
God at least let me choose between good or bad news why only bad news
p!8ball what about doing it with the prostate?
:8ball: Quite likely.
i suffer from dryballsitis, its very serious business. If i don't get my dick sucked stat i might die
win
p!8ball is .45 acp overrated?
:8ball: Hell, yes.

THE LORDS CALIBER
RIP, hope you go straight to hell
MUH 2 WORLD WARS
p!8ball What about .40 S&W?

:8ball: Maybe.
maybe i get my dick sucked there
p!8ball is the glock the most based pistol?
:8ball: I hope not.

I got a glock in my rari
17 shots
Sloppy toppy from a demon
glock is hella ugly
no
i won't mind
Clean and sanitary toppy only
man i cannot believe that i'm typing serious into brainfart
This 8Ball stuff got me like
but yeah i lost my grandpa today
Oof
I'm sorry to hear that
if i don't need to dry my balls of with a towel after she is done, it was not a good bj. That is a Fact
Grapefruit
my condolences, I know how you feel 
"She"?
You always forget i'm brainfarts most straight male
Str*ight 🤮
Brainfart and straight don't belong in the same sentence
p!8ball is @somber warren straight?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
here is your answer
Honse nooooooo!!! !
p!8ball is @somber warren a twink?
:8ball: Quite likely.

what even is a twink mf
Femboy
more jsut boy
bruh ohw hell nah
It's like the middle point between a man and a femboy
skinny little gae boy
that is torres
i'm neither little, nor skinny, nor gae
little baby man
p!8ball is Torres a skinny little gae boy?
:8ball: Possibly.
p!8ball is @somber warren in the endstages of the brainfart pipeline ?
:8ball: I hope not.

hell nah you never gonna take me alive
ship yuri real
Quite literally me
azur lane real?!
NCD user identified.
NCD users when they see an unguarded f-35 (they are going to do unspeakable things to it)
that naval vessel rizz
i dont think i have a non communicable disease
p!8ball will i get a sub 20 minute 16 star run this week?
:8ball: Possibly.

P!8ball will I have a heart attack from these coffees
:8ball: There is a small chance.
p!8ball am i going insane
:8ball: I would rather not say.
Oh
need 100 to die
understandable 8 ball
how clean are your BLJs ?
P!8ball should I trust you
:8ball: I hope not.
shit
ah I see, do you change camera for them ?
first we build speed for 12 hours
i do the standard kick setup, and just keep the camera facing up the stairs
standard stuff
when I started to change camera it helped me, idk if that was placebo or real
UwU
camera 4 it was I think
i mean during my practice i couldnt fucking get it for a while
and just had scuffed camera
and then did it first try
so you might be on to something
how do you do ccm ?
P!8ball should I un live for the embed fail
:8ball: I hope so.
the irl blj!
Right now i do the penguin down the side, and the slide skip
Gotta learn that other slightly faster star
wallkicks ?
with the wall jump
oh and do you do the tech on SSL ?
What do you mean by the tech?
ah alright
I mean you are doing a lot of tech stuff im sure you get a sub 20 if you get a clean run
If you mean pillarless
catching the vulture and riding it to the star
then no
yeah pillarless
Pillarless pyramid is mega hard
@broken topaz @heady crow @grizzled meadow
and talons is really fast anyway
What i really gotta practice is
Bowser 1 dark world reds

Ooh shit
this one
Wake up babe new Kelly comic

@digital quartz Also currently practicing owlless for that sweet 6 second timesave on whomps
I always thought pillarless was ez and owlless super hard
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
nice, Drywall
how about you nitro some bitches on ya dick
and then getting the angle right to glitch through the pyramid top
me
P!8ball will deacon die of caffeine od today
:8ball: Possibly.

krill issue
but can you do this doe
p!8ball will the residents of brainfart burn in hellfire
:8ball: I hope so.




p!8ball will the voices stop
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
p!8ball why are my adhd meds taking so long to get filled
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
p!8ball is falco dalmatian
:8ball: Pfft.
wtf are these answers
p!8ball waga baga bobo
:8ball: The future is bleak.
worst 8ball in existance
p!8ball am I cool?
:8ball: Yes!
p!8ball are femboys homo
:8ball: Who cares?

wise answer 8ball
p!8ball is AlextheDegenerate cool?
:8ball: Hell, yes.


p!8ball will i have a good night rest?
:8ball: There is a good chance.
nicceee
p!8ball does it involve a concussion?
:8ball: Certainly not.
lucky
p!8ball will i get a mentally unstable goth gf one day?
:8ball: The future is bleak.
don't you need a brain for a concussion?
8ball knows best
p!8ball will i ever be happy?
:8ball: I think so.

p!8ball will AlextheDegenerate get a mentaly stable christian gf?
:8ball: Possibly.

p!8ball Should I be granted moderator privileges?
:8ball: Hell to the no.
What is a woman without daddy issues
NOTHING
Doomers after 1 (one) footjob under the table at applebees
i hope it does
she wont even mentally or physically abuse me
what worth is she
p!8ball is @fading shuttle chirstian gf maja?
:8ball: There is a good chance.

It will
p!8ball what is the worth of a cock with no balls?
:8ball: Possibly.
that's not how an 8ball work...
it needs yes or no questions
p!8ball how does an 8 ball work
:8ball: Quite likely.
p!8ball can i please have some food
:8ball: I would rather not say.
:8ball: Certainly not.

p!8ball will crystal start acting like an adult one day
:8ball: I hope not.
p!8ball is the AK platform inaccurate?
:8ball: I hope so.
Fresh hot
thats a myth
p!8ball does the G36 melt?
:8ball: I hope so.
p!8ball will aldo come back with the milk
:8ball: The future is bleak.
hit the face twice to tenderize the personality
girlfriend tutorial
that one was also a lie to give the assignment for a new rifle to a company that pays bribes to politicians
p!8ball Two World Wars?
:8ball: Ahaha! Really?!?
Lmao
45, bc they don't make a 46
p!8ball is elden ring a bad game
:8ball: Hell, yes.
YES
p!8ball should we have more
:8ball: Never, ever, ever.
p!8ball are your answers totally random and worthless ?
:8ball: I think so.
The 8 ball has spoken
p!8ball will stalker 2 suck
:8ball: Hell to the no.
Oh no, its sentient
we have hope boys
It knows too much
p!8ball whats your favorite color ?
:8ball: Quite likely.
there is a difference between 46 and 460
p!8ball will stalker 2 be mediocre
:8ball: The future is uncertain.
!8ball are you sentient?
Roblox???
Sounds about right
the bots are fighting ?
0.46 and 0.460 inches are the same to different levels of precision
Lol
Aight, off I go to sleep for 4 hours and then have a love 8 hour shift
p!8ball does the other 8ball suck and lie
:8ball: Possibly.
p!8ball the garfield today?
:8ball: Quite likely.
p!8ball or the bob
Goodnight
:8ball: There is a small chance.
p!8ball will you kiss me goodnight?
:8ball: I think so.

p!8ball how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
:8ball: Quite likely.
p!8ball does the cat
:8ball: I hope so.
i dunno, i don't use inches. We use the metric system. Royal with cheese you know
also your dick sounds bigger in cm
omg tomcat hi hi hi!
are you trying to get me to do math`?
oh hell nah
miss me with that shit
p!8ball should Average Federal Agent Hater do math?
:8ball: Never!
p!8ball should Average Federal Agent Hater get good?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
the 8ball agrees
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
He's telling you to forget about the question cuz it's a given
p!8ball are your opinions wrong
:8ball: Never!
P!8ball are your opinions sometimes wrong
:8ball: I think so.
could mean both
what chat ? this is the 8 ball channel

p!8ball is this the 8ball channel?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
Ok mods, ban 8ball
8ball is lying now
8ballfart
p!8ball would you be sad if you got banned?
:8ball: Sorry, bucko.
p!8ball is Madirex a girl?
:8ball: Who cares?
real
rekt
p!8ball is MBOmnis a boomer?
:8ball: Maybe.
aha


what's an enbie?
@plucky void tell me what's an enbie right now
It's what you are
you've already been told

ah
enbie = pronounced version of NB = non-binary
what the fuck are these words
yeah that part even I couldn't mis-identify 

Ok so remember the attack helicopter joke from like 7 years ago?
I wonder what that variable wing configuration has as flaws/drawbacks
it's not used in every aircraft, I think?
It's heavy and expensive primarily
more moving parts that can fail as well
There's a binary between being dead and alive and I'm about to transition you
........ and of course "those guys" had a project for a swing wing jet plane

Aircraft you say
the brrrrt 
idk i like the f35 :3
it has an Ipad in it :3
why's the lightning 2 a "waste of money" :c
it looks cool and can do a silly take off
It was the first modern combat aircraft I've heard about because of the game
they spent like 20 billions on the whole project
that and Comanche
@pastel quartz your drink is ready
probably was, but it was my aircraft of choice in bf2 
bf2?
battlefield 2
didnt 4 have like this modern stuff?

wait that was the US jet in BF2? I never
and 2 being the ww2 one?
I never recognized it D:
F-35 was definitely in 4
probably in 2042 too
yeah ik in 4
ww2 = bf1942
no
and 2042 too but it sucks just like the game
holy shit it IS the F-35
The Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightning II is a family of fifth-generation, single-seat, single-engine stealth multirole fighter. It is still in testing and has yet to enter full production. It has a conventional, short and vertical starting and landing capability. The F-35B (the Marine variant) variant is featured in the Battlefield series titles se...
goddang
technically was f-35B
delete that racc
i dotn want u to get banned
i hate that drink, but i'd love to get railed like that
its ok they dont mind it
theyre fully clothed and i dont see anything suggestive in it
its ltierally cropped railing
in bf2042 it's called the F-35E Panther and it has VTOL capability
nuh uh ur wrong
yes but in that game the su57 has better turn speed so its kinda useless
okay bet, do that on me and i'll choose whether its railing or not
p!warn 470359217765613588 posting suggestive nfsw gifs
@warped elm has been warned.


STOP WITH THE THUG SHAKER
can somebody order me thigh highs, or stockings
theyre 12 euro on amazon..
or 8
speaking of vtol
i dead ass would stop midair with f35 in its takeoff mode in bf2, and start shooting ground troops with the primary gun 
Expensive, expensive, expensive.
its not about that
It can be used to trick people
i just got shot with a rpg whenever i did that
also I need to learn to dogfight again
ah yes,the very trickfull going full stop and hovering in a dogfight
god do i miss bf2042 tho
I can never shake the enemy jet when they're on my tail
titan mode is where i spent all my time 
even when I'm flying the Felon with its superior agility
wait so you're talking about 2142, right? 
then use the felon urself?
I'm not always on the RU team, and did you see my previous message? lol

yes i did and idc,switch teams then
or kill the pilot with a sniper as hes flying towards you and jump in the jet
I'm not Ravic, yet
Half-Light:
"He's using the riot shield, the weapon of choice for cowards."
skill issue?
Volition:
"What would you have him use?"
audio - season 4 episode 3 of game changer
characters - disco elysium
art - me :)
cock
Joe Rogan asks theo von about the french
credits: joe rogan podcast
edit: EliteCut
#theovon #joerogan #jre #podcast #shorts
That's some pretty good voice synthesis.
yeah shake that thug shaker
gimme the thug skaker
shake it
yeah
shake that ass
censored to comply with the law
Lmaoooo
good shit
my reaction to that information

i love cock

xqcock


It is always morally correct to pirate triple A games
goodmorning
welcome to the modern game industry
Yeah yeah I know like 90 other games all have them but man you think one AAA has the idea to not copy the same UI
"What you see here is modern gaming"

WoW made gaming a real money maker and Destiny showed you can make this short of looter shooter service shit profitable
welcome to 'dopamine rushes every 5 minutes because you increased your stats by .1%' game industry
Real
UI just needs to be clear and easily readable.
It isn't stuff like UI that bothers me, it's the UbiTowers.
Ubitowers? Like open world games with an outpost you gotta do something with?
I guess Far Cry 3 did a lot of damage to the games industry
at least it was good
lets all be clueless together
unlike rest of the Far Cry games

Imma be real chief, I haven't played one since 3
They're all the same
Far Cry 4 was good, I think
Far Cry 5 was ass, but that sniper AR-15 was really satisfying to fire and reload.
Far Cry 5 is fun
it might be bad
but its goofy and fun










