#πͺbruh-fart
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yep
you got it
There's a whole well in that case? That's one big case
hol up y is a vowel
Me, trying to draw two peppers
Y is not a vowel
its contentious
gonna go get some water
Big suitcase or small well?
AEIOUYΓΓΓ are the vowels of my clearly superior language
Happy to know someone is hydrating
Is there any more countries ?
βΎβββ ββΏββββββ β¬βββ βββββ¬ βββββββ β°ββββββββ ββ ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ βββ.
ΞΟ ΟιολΡκΟΞΉΞΊΞ¬ ΡγΟ
Cyprus
Pretty much the same thing

Oh
Lmao, did you type "literally me"?
bulgaria number one
I forgot Cyprus is its own sovereignty
it is both
Is his title literally called 'Rused' what the hell
ΞδΡλΟΟΟ
don't believe the greeks or the turks

That's actually a good one. Ima steal it.
Least proud Balkan right there
its Rusev and its a name
Did you type bro?
I thank you, oh monolit
Goodnigh, may the great monolith watch over you
Sleep is for the weak.
sleep is the enemy
Slept 4 hours
sleep is death
I will count to 3 and on 3 you fall asleep ok ?
ΞαληνΟΟΟΞ±
I lay down in bed
we should sleep together
you see no faces
Ordinaries begone. This is the land of no sleep.
Wide awake
May the great monolith protect you on your journey
And they go plap plap plap when they run
wide open too?
I'm already in bed
All I need is the bad thoughts to go away
Then don't forget your monolit ploosh

cant wait until Yog-Sothoth finally gives me eyes on the inside
leave
If only, I would buy that and a small figurine version of the monolith on the spot
rectal endoscope enjoyer detected
Or well, when I get paid
I can imagine you can get like
You can make uhhh
You got this, take your time
Figures with 3d models and a 3d printer, right?
get some 4d models
do yall go "Y'AI'NG'NGAH,
YOG-SOTHOTH
H'EE-L'GEB
F'AI THRODOG
UAAAH OGTHROD AI'F
GEB'L-EE'H
YOG-SOTHOTH
'NGAH'NG AI'Y
ZHRO" when you get a rectal exam, or is it just me
Probably
If you get money
Search one of those dudes with a 3d printer
Oh Shit...
Then ask for a monolith figure
cute raichu
I wonder why he has one arm be bigge4
did.
you.
know?
FUCK I TOOK LIKE TWO MINUTES TO TYPE THAT AND FUCKED IT
the fuck it turned into a pool buoy
L
Donut Raichu
I thought they were gonna make a stable fusion reaction
I gotta wake up in an hour and a half

its really fucked up that i know exactly what video this is edited from
Mans down bad
I've seen the original too
Brainfart in a shellnut
me want see moving picture
I upload memes as they go
These are pulled from the great archives
Even though we surprisingly enough, don't scream that much
And I have the original saved somewhere
republic commando my beloved
praise be to gun jesus
He drove them from the fucking temple, you better believe he was gonna do it packing.
a random guy just joined my voice chat channel
i asked him if he was a brainfart member, he said no, so i said hes not into femboys and to fuck off, then left the channel
Those were the days...
π
LOL!


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#shorts #pets #cats
Yum uranium
Monolith in a nutshell
that poor cat is going to be so so sick because its owners were filming a funny
do cats get sick off the cat nip?
Give this to the next person who complains about brainfart
ah, drugs in moderation. the golden rule
I actually watched a documentary about that.
Whatβs it say
It's about a 'chromosome' that some cats may have it and others may not have it.
Those cats that have the chromose, present attraction to the addictive substance in the cat-nip.
my cat doesnt have chromosomes, i thought he was disabled, nah he is just stupid
If cat's need chromosomes I can give em a few, I have spares.

The cats that do not have said chromosome are absolutely indifferent to cat-nip.
uh oh 
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Imagine if some humans were immune to addictive drugs.
Selling my old camera that I've almost never used
Global Peace Ending C
money time
only one way to find out if im the chosen one
do it
i have to do all of them, i could be immune to specific drugs instead of all
ah shit yeah murder drones
the thing with robots that have thighs large enough to have their own gravitational pull
For a moment there in that fourth panel... I didn't think that was his leg.
Fucking birds doing what birds do.
Oh yea, my observations have proven that yes! Indeed these robots DO and can π π with quotes talking about children and parents. BY THE ROBOTS.
yeah but those are the worker bots, can the murder drones?
Aight, try number 2
Judging how they are made for military use in mind, and there horribly unreasonable lengths of that, to the point of Cruelty Squad company stupidity levels. I'm guessing this shit takes place after the John Cruelty Squad sends the entire world to explode via destroying the Cradle Of Life. Causing some facility to explode and the entire world in epic proportions.
Let's see if I can get at least an hour of sleep
the duality of man
ah yeah, matpat gave the pope undertale
Reals in this chat
excuse me what
many eyebrows were raised
Yes.
yeah, matpat from game theory gave the pope undertale
not that hard to understand
The DEDICATION of this man.
He did explain it pretty well
Sense the corp that made those horribly dangerous extreme weaponized mass destruction drones of warcrimes beyond nature drones, they would probably take advantage on the horrible amounts of lonely corpo virgins and make something similar but with more pussy.
This tries too hard.
yes, but that still doesnt prove that the murder drones can
it just gives credence to there being sex drones
I dont think they can, but I think the N copy MAY can.
Ya know? Because horribly mutanted DNA of humans looking like dam worms with faces isnt already awful.
That's damn commitment there, I can almost respect that.

Note the guy sent the message EXACTLY 4 years later
to the day and almost to the minute
What
No homo
Uh hu..... and the 'tragic' part is.... he propably got rejected
π
of course 
i cri
Of course he did
Why would he not be

the heck
You ask for just a little mayo...
And they glue your fucking burger.
@fading shuttle
I friggin hope that's mayo 
Gunko corp once tried to make those burgers, but due to high demand, they could not supply it all in time.
too bad i dont fall for peer pressure
because i have no peer, all are beneath me
This keeps popping up in my archives, but you know what? It's too classic.
Where dat pussy and dick come from? Its on demand, so no worries on wearing clothes at all if your that ultra psycho.
I synthesized my voice from a 1 minute phone recording
Post all of it you fucking pussy
Thats it, T.
I am deranged. Theres no better 3 words to describe me. "Horny, Bitch, insane."
Same, except replace "Bitch" with R word
Say hello to AI generated monotonous cori
short days later

Artificial intelligence is a very important part of the world

I am unironically okay with AI taking over. Do my work for me and feed me luxuries until I inevitably grow depressed at being a useless husk and ask for death.
surely they will abide by your rules
WHY BUILD UNDERGROUND, IT'S UNNATURAL
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You are missing the mod.warn permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.
aaaaaaaaa
synchronised licking
I'm happy at least some of the dogshit I post is going to use
Cool road
!1984
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π΅ But if you close your eyes π΅
kinda sounds like ranni
i wouldnt say its entirely that
but still cool
and now its mine 
SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER.
I'm gonna synthesize Jordan Peterson
And generate more stories about him talking about rats
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part of my desktop background
Windows 11
that's literally MSI Afterburner
you'll encounter my preburner in a moment
You may use this.
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
I just needed a thinly veiled excuse
I already have a bitcb
The Jordan Peterson turned out mid
Dunno about any of that socialist malarky but frankly? Anti-christ? Big yes.
The voices
Even back then, they were shitposters.

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wrong meme
yeah suprisingly
i have broken rules left and right
but never got warned
or muted
Lmao imagine being a mod for free amirite?
Thank you big black balls HD for showing us that boats are built by people
why is israel
You quicker than me lmao, I was gonna post it
@pastel quartz Yo bro you seem to be new here watch this
The Jordan Peterson interview they didn't want you to see
Jesus fucking christ
Some of these fucking moments work too well
that femboy is hot tho
Mf you can't even see his face
he probably has a chin like a garden trowel
that's why its better
you dont even know
agreed
Sneaking up the stair treadmill is the best 
TommyKay moment

Real tweet
Real tweet
Dumb2 suggestion???
Best bug in the entire universe.
"βΎβββ ββΏββββββ β¬βββ βββββ¬ βββββββ β°ββββββββ ββ ββββ ββββ ββββ ββββ βββ."
I'm gonna Baja-blow my brains out
You literally tag everybody with this crap
Nooo stap it
Calling something fucking stupid "art"
Is about on par with calling everything offensive "dark humor"
bro looks like spunch bunch from that one episode were they got too tanned
Spaghetti man himself
Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si Si...
He's a big fan of si si's
See I have some decent reaction images but no actual memes
this guy looks just like him
I just steal memes from here and share them in other servers
π
Good mornin brainfart
Morning
4.53, great start to a day after less than an hour of sleep
Or actually maybe an hour
College?
Mercenaries be like
I have done it
I have reached the top of my archive
I hope you enjoyed my collage of fucking garbage
I am going to bed
Factory work
10000000 times better
I'd rather work a 6-2 for the rest of my life than school
What the fuck
gut
guten tag
How are ya Voltaire
im eepy
Go get some sleep my guy
i cant believe i didnt even touch elden ring yesterday
You got it
Game: Allows players to create new factions
Me:
Yknow technically Clear Sky is still the most powerful
theyre just under new management
quitter talk
IM SO CLOSE COME ON
YES
the fk

...again?
Brainfart
I havenβt been infected
Not yet
So apparently my mother has "the permission throw me out from the jugendamt"
I lost my earbuds
More likely the question would be
How the fuck did she get permission?
This bitch
Thatβs the horse line not the train line
The train line is βChoo chooo
Idk skull emoji
Thatβs what the cool kids do right
Skull emojis after everything
Yeah i mean
show us what femboys do
The internet sometimes is more shit
No
fk cold
It's
Donβt they do the βuwuβsβ
Cool π
no
those are furries
ITS COLD
My b
Why do you freeze in 1Β°C
magic
why do the elements exist
lmao
-30 and youre cold?
lol pussy
nothing serious
just freezing temperatures
1 is still cold you moron
i would rather be cold then warm
Coldest Iβve ever felt was -2 Celsius
I would still survive 1 but not -1
Average day is around 25 so
-5 here
uwu Ill strangle you crystal uwu
try me bitch
Same
Do you need a hug?
no
Ok:>

geh
Discord in question: 



yeah im pretty sure its intentional
fuckin discord devs
you cant yes
Can't
!epic embed fail
What does politics have to do wih a sexuality
idfk
no i mean the part when the entire app crashes when you type the banned word
π€
it should show something like "you cant post this word" then thats it
"I wonder why i can't open my discord anymore"
c^c
Damn bro
Stinks to know
no balls
no dick
what was going through his mind when he decided to do that
i think he was trying to become a woman
i wonder what that feels like
cause like
i feel like the pain would be so severe
that it wouldn't even hurt anymore
Fun
New activity for me to try
Canβt wait to go cause mischief for no reason (Iβm a bored 16 year old)
why does it crash my discord when I say gae
i think discord might be homoerectus
It's possible
try to say gae with a y at the end
does it crash for everyone
or is discord keeping me in check
I'm one year above you
Bro i love you
So much
(No homo)
mobile?
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOO
FUCK
GODDAMNIT
RARGHHH
I am slightly annoyed by this information
uwu
danke
love you too
also, I'm obligated to do the following

yes?
Vsauce, trans here
that'd be me
Wanna buy a box of thin mints?
Just one million
How about 2 million?
I'm gonna go to sleep
Iβm
Check out this picture of an owl
fuck it, give me your entire stock
Nuh uh
yos
Yuh huh

that'll be 2$
2 BUCKS?!?!
Iβm
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!

How about one dollar?
RIGHT. NOW.
This is like my 5 dollar drink incident
Let's go
We sold 3 million packages for 1 dollar
Literally damaging the environment
fun
Heβs from the place Iβm in
Iβm proud to be the same as this man
(Im also an alcoholic)
I can't tell you the last time I've legit just had a beer
V+ is what i like
Idk what that is
Google exists
The white sad praising great northern (itβs complete dogshit)
Those are words yeah
beerless
water
Where are you from?
sheesh land
the land of the fools
Nah
Oh good
Suddenly everything got clear
Im traumatized every time someone asks me where I'm from because I'm too dumb to lie
What is your full legal adress
Where do you live
@eager igloo myshinkaaaaaaaaa OMG
Old North Carolina Highway 75, Butner, NC 27509, 320 first St NW, Bahama, NC 27503, USA
IVAAN OMG ONG
Do you want a peppermint? 

alo da?
Lives in USA
Ew


That's Ted Kaczynski's address
sure
Going to LA
It's too hot
A great fren :3
ur scots π³
Anyway, if corona is best beer available you have shit beer
I legit haven't had a beer since I was like 19
Beer hater detectet
Dumbass bread water
the only time i ever had beer was the time im pretty sure my grandpa got drunk and told me to have a sip when i was like 13 and it was the most vile shit i have ever tasted
worse than the buttermilk i drank for bonus points on a test in high school
Beer here in Canada sucks anyways
I doubt I'd find anything good if I wanted it
I don't really drink anyways
Here in germany there is tons of beer
No shit, eh?
Yeah, beer quality is inversely proportional to distance from Czechia
Lots of a beer in Germany? Huge shocker
Ohnestly idk but
dont care for alcohol, tobacco, or drugs
only thing i might ever be convinced to try is weed and only under very specific conditions
There is also alot of alcohol too
Oktoberfeeeest!
And that everyone is really boring and humorless in an amusing way
Well i ain't
At least most of the Germans ive met gave this weird like
Stale sort of Dry way of speaking
And humour
It's good fun honestly
Germans have funny jokes if they are about Poles
Exam daaay
I think it's Tuesday
Linear time do be like that
time does not exist
its Tuesday innit
Chewsday
most alcohol changes taste after the first few sips, kinda like your tongue is adapting to the taste. the first sip will always taste offensive and horrible
most beers are complete shit all around, i only found one that i like
at least thats what i tasted
that just sounds like Stockholm syndrome
Man screw alcohol, what I want right now is
Like a nice cold glass of orange juice
That would be far out
you just to drunk to care that it tastes like ass
i want some coffee right now
i can get some coffee right now
i wanted to like coffee but i never could find anything i liked
not a fan of bitter drink
That's fair
drink it for effect not taste
you know out here we have something called "Turkish Coffee" its literally called that and its just espresso with a fancy name
idk thats just what i tasted. i like black lager the most. the first sip tastes so bitter and repulsive, then it kinda smoothes and mellows out after more sips
i made coffee drinkable with a fuckload of sugar and creamer but damn that got old fast
use sweetened milk
gamers nexus
Have a good night, or day or whatever it is there currently
use banana milk, sounds wierd but damn it is good
Wasn't turkish coffee just ground coffee with hot water?
so coffee
its just espresso
what the fuck 
vanilla milk works too
ah yes vanilla milk sounds better
man fuck coffee just drink milk
i know a bunch of ppl that throw in a teaspoon of cocoa powder in their coffee
actually nice
any milk enjoyers in the chat?
Milk is based
That's what we call turkish coffee sometimes
your milk spoils? you call yourself a milk enjoyer????
i actually did recently start buying vanilla oat milk because regular milk has started giving me the Hersey squirts
Lactoce intolerant people more like weak people
i dont have a fridge
well i have a shared fridge but i dont want someone to steal my milk
wut
im not white i cant process milk well
fridge is a real important thing bro
Broski
My mother choked me
might work if i freeze the milk
Only cuz "i woke her up three times"
add to your milk a little bit of rat poison, no one will steal it (or just once)
dont do that
also vanilla oat milk do be pretty good ngl
funny enough, i only keep ice cubes there, and ppl still steal those
had to put up a sign
tbh if someone wakes me up 3 times, you could consider yourself lucky if i only choke you out
I sometimes wanna punch some sense into her brain
came real close to putting laxatives into the ice cubes
you're just gaslighting yourself

daddy
start putting laxatives in food left in there until they stop stealing your stuff
no. Stop it
thats what i thought
Anyway as i was saying
She choked me cuz she was thinking i was waking her up
And it was only light
Man
I didn't fucking intend to
then say sorry or smth
then proceed to do it again
correct
Yeah not after they choked me!
back in the day i disturbed my mom all the time while she was sleeping
never got choked
i only wake up my mom when im starving
you should've said harder daddy to freak them out and let you go
same shit
I wanna punch her
bro when i'm hungry i just make some shit up
Lol
like combine cheese with salami then put in a little bread or something
I'm a mommy (potentially)
my creativity sky rockets when i'm hungry
-w-
well it was when im 12 or smth
i don't even combine
if I'm hungry I just grab a cheese block out of my fridge and dig in
I'm ugy
and that shit good
if it happens again, give her the old 3 second rule, if she does not let go, one or two strikes to the face should make her let go in no time
sausage and cucumber on a plank of bread is the greatest thing I've adopted
fucking like leave me hungry for 8-9 hours i will give you the best cuisine of your entire life
oh and cheese
Punches or slaps?
I can do either
depends, its not about the pain. its about the shock
Well then a big fat slap
discombobulate her
On the fucking ear if i have to
a right slap can knock someone out no problems
Das what i mean
dont mind me just havin a skinny dip
Bro just put fucking con letitud poderosa on
mf gets transported to another dimension
this is way better without sound
because it just looks like I'm having a seizure
and I appreciate that
is that a date invitation?
when the za hits different and you time travel in your head
when and where
Pakistan Afgahanitan border at 19:00
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ooo yea baby
fuck u discord
GTEAT ARMY WOOOAAAAHHH
gonna be a while before i get there
Bro said he knew a place
when i will grow up, i will become an army and save pakistan and destroy india
Ahbbt ah.. pilot!
thank god we don't have Mee6 here






