#🎪bruh-fart
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Smoking shit at thr corner is not illegal
No, don't
AND I shut the door on people
Ok gonna drop out rn
maja are you getting pics from minors
And im romanian , dont talk to me about illegal shit, i used to steal TV channels from my neighbour for 4 years


not sure, i dont ask about the age
Back in the day a couple people in my school attempted suicide... successfully
So yeah life>education
Yes but no education = no life
i think its about socializing, not the education
Uhm what
No, shit life but life
if u fuck up and dropout, ur literally no one
Shit life = no life
maja are you a highschool dropout nonce
nah you should spend every waking moment studying and preparing for the next lesson so you can get those sweet carma points with the teachers
nonce?
Mendeleev would like to disagree

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev (sometimes transliterated as Mendeleyev, Mendeleiev, or Mendeleef) (English: MEN-dəl-AY-əf; Russian: Дмитрий Иванович Менделеев, tr. Dmitriy Ivanovich Mendeleyev, IPA: [ˈdmʲitrʲɪj ɪˈvanəvʲɪtɕ mʲɪnʲdʲɪˈlʲejɪf] (listen); 8 February [O.S. 27 January] 1834 – 2 February [O.S. 20 January] 1907) was a Russian chemist and inv...
Like if forcing yourself to school will do bad things to you, don't. I really saw far too much of that happen... But once you are back functional and in a better mind space, try getting some useful skills. Try courses, internships, that sorta things
Besides I'm also an absolute nobody by education, maja
I made myself a somebody outside of that
That's quite literally what our social studies teacher told us
School is mainly there to keep children from going to clubs, drinking n shit
(older children)
Maja moment 
ive thought about school before higher education like its just a test for you to show that you are willing and committed to learning at a set standard and actually learn to do it
before you start going into uni/college
online school has probably fucked up a lot of people
but thats just me
Russian education is retarded
Especially EGE
the final exam
yeah but you still need to show a certain standard that you have committed yourself to studying in our case with matricular examinations
i do agree with you tho
i think bzeek explained it to me drunk at one point and i wanted to kms when i heard about it
people always say about teaching stuff like paying taxes and I actually got that in my school
in the 5th grade

then never again
im living alone, working remote fulltime while pursuing a degree. 6th semesters in and im able to maintain gpa above 3.5
if i can do it, so can y'all 
yeah tahts a bit of a life hack
you have more time than the common man
Anyway @pastel quartz i support your decision and I kinda wish I had the balls to have done the same... but I didn't. Wishing you the best and really, I believe nothing is out of question for you at this point.
i dont own a tv so the only thing that resembles a working remote is me
done the same what?
what i did was the biggest mistake of my life
wtf do u mean
biggest mistake so far
what did u do
The future is open and bright for you still
keep chatting up those minors though
simply make a bigger mistake 
fucking hell my life is ruined
If you feel like you had to, you had to.
i learn from mistakes so i simply choose to do bigger mistakes to learn more
you know why u dropped out?
You wouldn't have done it otherwise
happened over time, was my choice pretty much
huh??
that isnt a reason, thats just the thing in between tho??
I wanted to fuck off from high school when I turned 18 as well
I just didn't have the balls to, and staying damaged me considerably
i'd rather have hw than attending class tbh, depends on the subject tho
Anyway, gtg now. Chat with ye later.
Gave a very good reason
Let's leave it at that
Take care Mito
I haven't done any maths homework since like last year
The teacher never checks them so what's the reason
I've been actively trying to forget the little bit of math I learnt
The only thing you need is + - * and /
Nothing else in this word unless you go into the field of physics or mathematics
And chemistry but you probs wont need more there either
Adhd moment
the only thing i did was english homework, rest was done just in 5 minutes, nobody could read me so it wasnt checked too many times
Read you?
Me
nobody can read how i write beside my mother
Also me
I swear I'm getting ADHD the less I sleep every day
Dyslexic moment
It's stacking up
Dyslexia gang rise up
Could someone tell me which color each faction has on the minimap? Want to get into the ship with traders but I have no clue which color it is
Mf if you let me sleep I'll sleep for 12 hours straight, without being tired before I head to bed
not even dyslexic
"But nobody came."
You surr?
yeah
They read dyslexia wrong 
I use music, and a pillow in my arms to help me sleep
what do you mean by colour
I used to use weed but I'm too lazy to go get any any more
When you look at the map, (I have debug on to do some stuff) There are those colored blips all over the map, there's purple.. Yellow, orange etc. I want to know which faction are the yellow blips
loners i assume
It isn't the loner since as soon I get there as a loner, I instantly get lit up
if you mean what I think you mean then loners
what ship with traders then
is it in zaton
I used to have a best friend, we did almost everything today and used to go out every day to eat, chill, we would make plans and end up just sitting on a bench talking for hours and shit and we used to smoke together, he was my way of getting some weed when I needed it and out if nowhere, one day he just didnt wanna go out any more, with no prompt, no nothing, just ghosted me and then told me he wanted to change friend groups
Yes, it is in zaton
That got a bit too deep
i think you confused the skadovsk with the other one
theres one ship with a dude who's programmed to shoot at you
and there's another one with traders
Skadovsk is the ship, isn't it?
I am talking about the skadovsk ship, are loners the yellow blips? I thought that they were orange
loners
yeah loners are yellow
Loners
Oooh, alright my bad 😛
I guess the egg heads are orange? But I could've sworn they were dark blue with mercs being light blue
literallyme
You used to shit on the bench?
that's gonna be me when I have my own home
A 36-year-old local resident who called for the violent overthrow of the government was detained in Ryazan region, he faces up to 7 years in prison - media.
The detainee turned out to be an unemployed supporter of Navalny. Fearing that the police would come to him sooner or later, the man had not left his house for months.
literally me

kinda want to throw a molotov in there
dont you live in russia?
yes
wont they come after you?
bells
idk man, id just be careful
discord? You mean western propaganda?
why are you so sure doe
"what the hell does pougchamp mean?!"
"maja? What is maja?"
if you're gonna go out they'll go with you lol
"is pepe a codename for something?"
i don understan

it happens to the best of us
df
well I'm not of that community
what lead water pipes does to a mf
I used to shit on the bench 
get beed
All you're missing is an r instead of an e and you got a whole different meaning to that sentence

Tbh I think you should exercise some caution there
Didn't he get a bottle thrown at him by a crackhead at some point?
sign the damn petition
"Listen, you fucking boulder, either sign this petition, or I'm going to have a new gravel driveway."
Hell yeah
"i wish for you to sign my petition"
Inb4 just a specter just appears and signs it xD
"I wish for everyone in the zone to sign my petition"
(The surviving Monolith all sign it.)
awh hell nah he gon make me kill all the dark brotherhood homies
At this point if a random ass stalker can go up to the monolith, wouldnt people try to destroy it? And fail but still
also i’m not sorry for that video
Wish granted
All lifeforms in the zone swarm toward the Postal Dude wherever he is. He won't escape the zone.
Real
I love how one of the wishes just changes the spawns to only controllers
whoever made that is a disfuncțional member of society

But I've give then entire rostock population pkms 
i didn't even mean to type it with a Romanian disfunctional
Sorry, pkps
time to pull out the IRL eoka pistol
pkp™️ gang
the word disfuncțional and disfunctional are literally the same
Oh nyo
just the Romanian one is shitting
i think that’s the single most cursed image i have
Why does that look like r6s tournament skin 
I'm imagining a western style standoff with those
I hate how rainbow six siege has turned out
the real question is, what round is it
I uses to have so much fun
HE or A Slug
Aren't the yellow ones he?
Could be just a prop from the colors alone
hwo did it turn out, for me it was awlays just ,, wait and camp on corners ''
What season did ya get on?
that's literally the average Romanian high schooler
kitty
Tarkov audio is so fucked
when some shooting across the map sounds like a scav doing a prostate exam on you with a makarov, yes

Fucken hear a cunt 2 meters away and it turns out he's 50 meters away
literally the c-conciousness as they destroy the world for the sake of science
wormn cat
ther are seasons in that game? idfk
you mean u cant hear someone aiming the gun through the wall of a hermetic bunker , damn bro get ur ears checked
Years and seasons, each year is like 4 seasons or 6 seasons I think, each season was supposed to be 1 new defender and 1 new attacker
dude forgotten weapons is so wholesome

i dont understand how he doesnt have more subs
spending 3000$ for health related stuff : fuck nah
spending 3500$ on a pair of NVG : 
Needs to open an onlyfans.
with just exotic weapon action cycling
Don't tell me you've never wanted that Ian McCussy
Americans : damn , i can barely afford driving to work nowadays god fucking dammit
also Americans : FORD F150 V8 goes brrrrrrrrrr lmao u got a V6 YOU PUSSY GET A V8 like a real man
ive never wanted ian mccussy
"Sentences from Discord that don't make sense even with context."
That doesn't apply to russia
where are you getting these memes and why am I only getting like half of them
LMAO
I've been looking at memes for like 5nyears now every day
thats a meth pipe
i should not have problems understanding them
He just got released from the mental asylum
i know but what's the joke
works cited
that the works cited is meth
yes
understood
it means works that have been cited
You've posted pictures of your school schedule and photos from around where you live, among other things.
Someone a bit more competent than me could probably narrow you down to one of a few dozen people.
Listen, I'm an American, and I don't like posting anything about myself.
Yes
That's why I posted enough info about myself
cus im russian
It's not like someone's gonna doxx me and then fly to fucking Khabarovsk
Madi is posting false information about himself to throw the Police off this trail
somebody wants my address?
The mention of my Americaness wasn't an explanation of why I am the way I am, but serves to point out how paranoid I am.
Booking tickets already fr 
good morn
gorf morn
i wish im a fish
Only bloop, food and sweem
rock
Wish granted
-turns into a fish and dies cus no water around
man the wish granter better be in stalker 2
the trailer is literally a reference to it
Can u send the link to the of vid
these are just on my phone
is u doin
so you're just downloading every meme you find
hey
hway
you're gonna look at this phone in 10 years and wonder why it has so little space left
and you're gonna get a seizure from all the memes

i cannot be stopped
if it could talk it would be begging you to stop
iphone 

Omg he vented
one time I was putting in random words into my phone and seeing what comes out in the end
I am not sure if you are flagged as a bot but I am a little bit confused about the game and IF you have any questions or comments about this please feel free to contact me at this email
and after a hefty amount of lag it literally said "my ass please my ass"
my phone was begging me to stop
Yes I will be our first year of the path to the toilet and a half the time of reading a post for your own home a little bit

path to the toilet
Really good to hear from you and I hope you are doing well and that you are doing well and enjoying the summer and enjoying your summer and enjoying your summer vacation and having a great time with your family and the family and the family and the new year is going well and I hope you are doing well and that you are doing well

thanks man tposing in a star turn in my life I really like to be able and willing and I will be so unrecognisingly a great day ahead in a star on a regular basis to be a feature film and television series and I would be great if you are interested please send me your number
TPOSING IN A STAR
i love my bot man
No problem I am sure you will be able to get a good deal on the role of pocket money in the future to get a better price for the first ever one of the passengers of a plane that crashed in
Fuck that almost went controversial
I'm concerned that you use the word "tpose" enough that the bot recognized it as a word and thinks you use it a lot.
it has memorised waaaay worse things
Real
There is a lot of stuff in here i can yoink
Proto goat huh? That's new
Nice
bitch gets double penetrated by two guys a lot of them are already in the future right now because this video is not a good
i told you

Is it a good kind of new or bad kind of new
Are you sure you are still on the list of the people who are in the process of turning into the new program
🧢
Bitch is a great place to work for and I am very excited about this opportunity
Good kind of new cuz its unique

Ah, thank you
Ofc bro
Or sis, idk
I need to check if i have any funny images on my phone to post
cum uiți de la 4 suggestions for the next week and I am very interested
why did it say romanian
MARK 23 BETTER
oh yeah cause cum is also a Romanian word
Bro yea
I should put my pronouns somewhere in my description lmao
Bitch and I will be there on Friday and will be able to get you the keys for the event
but it does not mean cum
God no
bitch birch tree in a realistic situation and I will be so unrecognisingly a good
Yeah lmao
Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun
birch tree in a realistic situation 🌲
TututuTututTututuTun

This place is indeed a brainfart ™️
Fuck you my wires got wireless
The true thing is, madi was broken from the start
WHAT
LMAO
WAHAT

HOW CAN A WIRE BECOME WIRELESS
My honest opinion on this is that I am not sure if you are aware of this but I am a little bit concerned about the fact that I am not sure if I am a little bit confused about the fact that I am not sure if-
most canadian set of words i’ve ever read
No that would be
"Sorry sorry my apologies my bad i apologize"
HEY THATS RUDE
I can't believe you hacked my e-mail outbox.
I am sorry for the late notice but I am not sure if I will be able to get you in the middle of a meeting with the family members or not
Witchcraft vividly iconography Kohler lace pourquoi poodle poisoned minibus awarding showdown Palos chastity
WHAT ARE THESE WORDS
:0head:

This is not the first time I have seen this before but I am a little bit confused about what to do with my life and how I can make it work with my own personal experiences and I will be there for you to help you with your life and your future
👉 😳
AI having a midlife crisis, but still reassuring us
AI is a good idea for you
😳
Oh no
It's self aware
AI and I will be there for the next two weeks and we will be able to get you the full time of our lives

I'll just mark that one on the calendar real quick...
this one is foul
many
i cant even look at the memes cause you keep sending more
are you actually trying to fill your phone with memes

Mfs made porn put of a roll of tp with a face

Too bad, kiss me
is there anything in brainfart that doesn't break the rules
^
it literally has fart in its name
The gamma exclusively emotes
which one lol
Real
p!warn @rancid iris dont post political bullshit
@rancid iris has been warned.
which one D:
of course its in detroit
im from america lol
Real
mmmmm
Could you real quick type "!infractions @amber marsh" for me? It'll be really funny
Literally a 7 hour war
damn, both barrels
Its Gorgon Fermanes shotgun
oi the first tube shoots and the ammo in the second one lights up as well causing it to shoot out
make senser
What
The map of Iraq.
From fucking 2003.
He deleted it.
ioio
yea i caught that lol
and the Gulag

like, haha funny concentration camp
try me
comfy
Someone had to fill Aldourien's clown shoes...
what is that on the ground 
bones, unless ur talking about those
i love this game
ohh bowling pins, got it
Most flavoursome Balkan delicacy
same
i think I don't have it anymore unfourtunately
and I'm not willing to buy it again since I already played with pretty much everything there is
wdym, i already have over 200h in it
i get bored easy
so I unintentionally speedran through everything
and then I ran out
i tried mods too but also got bored of those
chad metro
Exodus is the most underrated game to ever come out
Pretty sure he uses a gun like twice in the entire book
W opinion
It was so slept on it’s not even funny
they're pretty cheap except the last one
One of the most immersive games I’ve ever played
it’s a gorgeous game
just the difficulty behind extra payment is arse
ye I know
oi i play stalker gamma difficulty is not a bother
metro is a magic game series for it’s age
half of the stalker dev team mad it so... it has good roots
what is more deadly in metro
true
ranger difficulty or falling into the swamps 50 times
ranger hardcore is probs somewhat harder than your default gamma experience
SWAMP
the worst thing is that there is at least one person who pays for that
i do sometimes disable HUD's in games to make it more immersive
like with ready or not
i love playing ready or not without the hud
I like any game that never takes me out of the gameplay
immersion
I love how the inventory/crafting system in exodus is a mini game of its own
and cleaning your guns
^
also unlike gamma that needs a hud to show you
in metro you legit see with your own eyes how the condition of your gun deteriorates
Brown = bad (exodus guns)
i really think more open world games should have your gun visually and realistically deteriorate
Only other game I know that does this is far cry 2
Watching your AK deteriorate as you empty one magazine while standing in some mud is not immersive and doesn't contribute positively to gameplay
Should've been toned down.
well sorry but if they had done it to the point of only when your gun comes in contact with dirt (aka going prone on the ground) then you could play the whole game without ever having to clean it
There is a happy medium somewhere between those two extremes
I sort of wish metro had a more comprehensive modding community but you can’t really do much with it
It has open world roaming areas but it’s super linear
i really wouldnt call metros deteroration system an "extreme"
like mate, you are shooting an ak without the dust cover over it
generally your guns are made in a way that they already barely work
yeah exodus isn't really an open world game in the traditional sense
Wasn't an SDK released less than a week ago?
If it's easy enough to use, we can expect a modding scene to pop up within a year.
you cant expect em to not easily get dirty
I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT THIS 
it's levels are more like the way call of pripyat handles it except with less side content
each map is an "open world" in itself
^
except for the bunker section
tbh I like the way exodus and pripyat handle it
There's some space between
-manual bolt action after 30 rounds
-Call of Duty
the self contained 'open' levels are crafted to be as big as necessary
skimping all the empty space that usually comes with open worlds. mostly
caspian sea
Into the radius does this in VR too
valid strategy
into the radius is so sick, just sad it’s locked behind vr
yeah but not everyone is a rich fuck with access to a top of the line vr headset and a rig to handle it
Nah man let the VR people have it
they are in dire need of games
they have no games
the radius dev is making a metro-like
they got half life three though 
exactly
yeah but from what I've seen exodus just doesn't hit right in that regard
they should be thankful for the breadcrumbs we give them
Do you mean paradox of hope?
Thats a different dev
oh it looks 1:1
people with VR can look forward to the Metaverse
Its the same vague concept of looty shooty survival
but right now Paradox of hope is just a proc gen dungeon crawler
Agreed
lmao
there’re like 3-4 good vr games
especially ass sucker 2022

I mean there is a few good VR games
I heard game journalists loved that one
vr sucks because its inaccessible, and because it makes the majority of users sick
There's Boneworks and Alyx
i can still play on pc normally, but i cant even touch vr because i am disabled, god forbid the people that have some form of motion sickness
but boneworks is less of a traditional singeplayer
it only ranked lower than the GOT vr game called "The seach for the lost clitoris"
boneworks is modern superhot, lol
Nah i wouldnt say that
wait that was a real game ? 
Especially cause they have superhot on VR
no you dumbass

I tried vr boxing once and shattered my knuckle after I jabbed the wall in front of me

jab harder
did you win tho ?

I once almost broke my toe on my couch while playing VR kung fu
One wall in my room that happened to be solid concrete and not drywall
that sounds like it must've hurt
I happen to have a clip of it
i played alyx on my friend’s index and enjoyed the hell out of it though
very good game
goofy as hell but fun
the distress in your voice
the fuckin "scream" of despair
full body tracking is dangerous
^
does gamer every human being have a vr set and I dont

i feel poor
no
I too am poor
not the toes 😭
why did you get a vr then
well i bought this when i was still full time employed
And I had saved up a buuunch of money for a trip
but then covid happened
vr instead
and i bought VR instead of going on a trip


understandably understood
coris scream sounds really similar to soviet wombles
LOL
wasnt gonna go outside anyway with the pandemic
THAT’S VILE
why did you have to mention it
Absolute violation
but tbf cori sounds a bit different nowadays than in the clip
LMAO
yo was COVID that bad for the world
yes
you are now an arma youtuber
it was not even that bad where I was
suffer
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE SCREAM HE MADE IN THE CS VIDEO WHERE HE WAS USING "ECHOLOCATION" AND HE GETS SHOT
HAHAHAHHAhA
in the city where I live it was just people wearing masks
coincidence ? 
no it sounds like when he was playing fuckin alien isolation
Cori = Soviet Womble in secret ?
I wish

i wish too
do you stream often ?
No
yeah cori i wish you were soviet womble, you are lame as is
aw
strike 1
strike 2
alright guys im like 200 words short on my preliminary texts but i want to go home and sleep
plus i got no games
do it and I leave a follow
👍
decide for me
ChatGPT
for what ?
full time tarky streamer?

yeahhhhhhhhhhh

^
correct choice
get on that grind
do i try to finish these shits or go home 😭
finish em
FINISH EM
im not even doing my finnish finals for half a year so like eh
alright fine
ill finish one atleast. I cant figure out anything more for the other one
thank god these exams i have are just exams to check progress
otherwise i would be a lot more stressed
Finish em all and I'll give you two kisses
ye same goes for this preliminary
bitch you finish them
omg santeriii hiii :3
Lmao
vittu siis
odot
Artikkelin puolueettomuus ja luotettavuus
Arvioi artikkelin Jasmin Ristolainen ja 11 muuta nuorta kertovat karuista työoloista Hesessä – hampurilaisketjun mukaan joskus ei ole pidetty taukoja luotettavuutta ja puolueettomuutta. Vastauksen sopiva pituus on noin 4 500 merkkiä.
anyways, finnish whatever you are doing and then go home
ei oo paljoo motii kirjottaa täst
spells
hesburger 
nah fr 😭
and its just 12 kids complaining and hesburger saying "what is this bs ive never heard of this"
theres nothing much more to write about than the legimity of it all and if yle leans in favour of one
holy shit
Amazing
i lean in favor of death
for fuck
and no i dont mean the penalty
lmao, I wrote a thing for school about AI and I just wrote complete bullshit and the teacher gave me full marks
i remember writing assingments in highschool
you should've used an AI to write about AI
when you submit a paper on ai written by chatGPT
pretty much me in english classes here
missed opportunity
yliopisto bout to be a trip
I POURED HEART AND SOUL INTO THE TOPICS AND THAT BITCH KEPT TELLING ME HOW "YOU SHOULD NOT REPEAT YOURSELF" AND "TRY TO USE THESE RULES"
kill her
chatGPT wasn't up yet, I had Stable Diffusion installed at the time though
i dont like literature cuz of that

just do what I do
anyways get off of brainfart and finish the thing
AI filmat la o parte dintre de a face o impresie buna ziua as avea o mare varietate de produse alimentare de sărbători a fost o experiență muzicală unică a good day please see below the details for a few minutes ago the game is already on the road and then we can do and then we
nvm it started speaking romanian
i will do the same to try to learn as much as possible before tomorrows exam
I can't take any sort of art class seriously. Not even college.
I could bullshit my way through some papers, and get high marks. I can try to engage with the medium, and be told that I don't understand the point.
im soooo fucked
12.8

2 days before bruno
Nah, mate, they're Europeans.
So, they're like six hours ahead.

i started on 10th of october
cocktober 
that’s wild
i think I started in september
semenber
don't remember the day
my classes ended in december and picked up not even a week ago
somewhere around the 15th
our summer holiday is 2 months and 2 weeks 
Decumber
good lawd
febussyary
WHAT
Cocktober
i won’t ignore this
jizanuary

real
I hadn't even noticed that you were already playing a game with Bruno
Time to go to sleep.
hydration 
im always playing a game with bruno
hybernate
hypernut
hes trying to track my ip address while i sit and relax
mmm yes
alright im outta here
normal things
same, good luck
nah outta this function aka school

giga wrote that last piece of shit
oh.........well im still gonna leave this place cuz its too distracting
godamn attractive twinks making me not focus on studies

not you

Same actually
he means me
I have code to write
send it 3 more times just to be sure

hey thats me
i thought it was me
its literally @solar obsidian, that is me
nice to meet you, mr. berry


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wut
what does it say?
smart 😄
you dob't want to know
We do
this explains it all
you absolutely don't want to know
translate 
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