#🎪bruh-fart

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hot python
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hey we say it that way too

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United in shooting blanks

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🤝

broken topaz
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Speak for yourself

midnight tree
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speak for deez nuts

queen finch
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Rindfleischetikettirungsgesetz

hot python
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auuughhh

midnight tree
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@broken topaz if your balls could talk what would they say

hot python
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Representera min pung i det europeiska parlamentet

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Den har åsikter att framföra

slim osprey
broken topaz
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Real

hot python
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Real

midnight tree
hot python
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Fakta

midnight tree
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Ekte

broken topaz
midnight tree
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elaborate

undone wave
midnight tree
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would they say it like a pokemon saying either their name or what they do?

hot python
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What are the implications of this

midnight tree
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hehe

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pokeBALLS

broken topaz
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They say it like your PE coach would tell you to run

undone wave
hot python
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Wtf you can whistle too?

midnight tree
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every PE coach i've had did not dare fuck with me and my tard tendencies

hot python
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"Don't fuck with me I know where you keep the aux cable here"

midnight tree
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you bet your ass i was tech savvy with wires in school

hot python
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I found this while searching for a soldering meme and I just had to

midnight tree
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i wonder how any of my teachers managed to get through life when they were that bad at finding a single fucking cable

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absolutely ZERO intuition as to how to fix anything

broken topaz
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Boomers.

hot python
midnight tree
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lmao

hot python
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Saw a guy get 1400 hits on a malware scan one time

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That was a record for anything I've seen and still is

midnight tree
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i remember i just inspect elemented the school site on a school computer and replaced a picture of our school with a picture of a nazi building

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and my teacher freaked out and thought i hacked the school site

hot python
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You actual goddamn hacker.

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You should have been sent to computer jail

midnight tree
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fr fr

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being the class clown i made quick work of turning the boys in my class very racist

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with humor

hot python
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in like a comedy bit way or in a terrorist cell recruitment way

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You never know what goes on in the back of the classroom

midnight tree
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i went in front of the class and declared jihad on all the albanians

hot python
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How specific

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Reminds me of youtube comment warfare

midnight tree
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i was just a class clown man doing class clown things

abstract path
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I have a boyfriend

midnight tree
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i love crack

abstract path
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I have

hot python
abstract path
midnight tree
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what are you asking

midnight tree
abstract path
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Hugs

midnight tree
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???

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i am very confused

digital quartz
abstract path
midnight tree
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same bro

narrow briar
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Bro.

hot python
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orb emas

digital quartz
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orb I deen a guh

narrow briar
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Brainfart becoming a cuddle puddle in 3... 2... 1...

midnight tree
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more like cum puddle

hushed marsh
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What the fuck

swift scarab
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I’ve heard worse

hushed marsh
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So they change where the channels are every day now

narrow briar
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...did something change recently?

swift scarab
narrow briar
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Last thing I remember was rp being yeeted out under brainfart but then it got moved back

hushed marsh
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Maybe I'm just tripping

midnight tree
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did it move?

hushed marsh
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Who knows man

swift scarab
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Yeah, rp chat got moved, don’t see anything else different

midnight tree
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i have literally everything muted

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other than brainfart

swift scarab
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I just don’t look in the other channels

hushed marsh
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No reason to honestly

midnight tree
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fr fr

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brainfart is where it happens

hushed marsh
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This is where it's at

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The cool kids club

languid rapids
uncut obsidian
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what got moved

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nothing did?

narrow briar
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Hm. Now I'm wondering if I should delete that...

languid rapids
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too late now I memed it

narrow briar
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Nah madi they're just tripping

languid rapids
midnight tree
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i'm always trippin on chemical deprivation

narrow briar
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There's this weird channel list skip happening on mobile, maybe that gave them such and impression

languid rapids
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mobile discord is cancer they literally threw away the android version and use the stupid apple version

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which barely works

midnight tree
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works fine for me

swift scarab
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Same here lol

languid rapids
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yes. barely

swift scarab
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Sounds like a skill issue to me

midnight tree
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the fuck you mean barely

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i just need to shitpost and send the homies thigh pics

hushed marsh
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Oh right you're the guy with them killer ones

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I remember

languid rapids
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im not going to explain code to @midnight tree

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it wouldnt let me spell ur name

midnight tree
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i would not listen either

languid rapids
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so I improvised

languid rapids
midnight tree
orchid robin
hot python
hushed marsh
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Yo

narrow briar
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Huh I did notice some unresponsiveness and weird behaviour of mobile discord recently

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Software issue

swift scarab
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Android users five seconds without extra dark mode be like

hushed marsh
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Mobile discord works fine for me like

swift scarab
hushed marsh
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Awhile and then one day it just

hot python
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Me having my entire PC in dark mode

hushed marsh
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Non stop crashes

hot python
hushed marsh
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Yeah fuck light mode anything

swift scarab
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My mobile discord hasn’t had issues for a while

midnight tree
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eh doesn't really matter much tbh

orchid robin
hushed marsh
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NPCs use light mode

midnight tree
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real

hot python
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I'm up late to Farm That Currency so light mode would murder my soul to DEATH!!!!!!!

hushed marsh
hot python
hushed marsh
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I'm so happy

uncut obsidian
midnight tree
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i worked nightshift for 5 months

orchid robin
midnight tree
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that shit sucked dick and balls

uncut obsidian
hushed marsh
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I was offered night shift or day shift at my job and I was like yeah I don't want to kill myself so

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Don't you live in Siberia? It's always the night shift there

orchid robin
hot python
hushed marsh
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Nah I need money man

hidden path
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evenin

orchid robin
hidden path
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I somewhat enjoy life rn

uncut obsidian
hushed marsh
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Same thing

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Santa Claus lives there

narrow briar
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Someone called me?

uncut obsidian
orchid robin
hot python
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They should hit Santa Claus with an AMRAAM next time

narrow briar
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Am a northern Pole. How can I be of help?

hushed marsh
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You can fuck off, for one

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Start there and we can see how it goes

narrow briar
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Nah, not that much

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
swift scarab
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Day shift forever

hot python
hushed marsh
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It switches every half year but yeah

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It sets once

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Per year

midnight tree
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i've had a few days where the sun never set

amber marsh
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Pov: you don't get to spawn

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midnight tree
hot python
uncut obsidian
swift scarab
amber marsh
hushed marsh
swift scarab
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And solstices

amber marsh
midnight tree
uncut obsidian
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Fak u

solar obsidian
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@uncut obsidian are you a female?

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its for science

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
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like really

hushed marsh
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i hope not

amber marsh
orchid robin
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THE MAN ASKED A QUESTION MADI

narrow briar
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Ogey. Rrrrrrrrat!

orchid robin
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ANSWER HIM

amber marsh
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L bozo

uncut obsidian
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no

orchid robin
solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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why the fuck

solar obsidian
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okay then

orchid robin
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welp its 2:30 AM and the Schwarzenegger movie i last saw 6 years ago is finishes

uncut obsidian
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Did delight never join a vc with me??

orchid robin
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finished

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i dont regret anything

midnight tree
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madi is indeed a woman

hot python
uncut obsidian
hot python
orchid robin
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goodnight everyone, see you in 8-9 hours

hot python
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Gn gamer...

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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Pusi

solar obsidian
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:(

narrow briar
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Also is no longer friday

uncut obsidian
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Box too short wtf

digital quartz
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you cant crouch jump up to short

solar obsidian
digital quartz
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6/10

narrow briar
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Someone poke falco to unfridayzee the brainfart

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
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when?

uncut obsidian
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We played battlebit

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We played Veloren

solar obsidian
digital quartz
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you are now obligated to play battlebit with us tomorrow

uncut obsidian
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You never played with us at the brainfart gamenights

hushed marsh
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memory loss gaming

solar obsidian
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i never played battlebit nor veloren

uncut obsidian
midnight tree
uncut obsidian
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We have gamenights literally every day

narrow briar
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Anyway. A mimir time. bedge 🛏️

hushed marsh
midnight tree
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understandable

solar obsidian
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i cant play battlebit for free because my steam is pretty new and for veloran, i dont want to now

uncut obsidian
digital quartz
uncut obsidian
narrow briar
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Friends in need can't wait after all.

solar obsidian
hushed marsh
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huh

digital quartz
hushed marsh
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Ive never heard of that either

digital quartz
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how much is it if you bought it ?

midnight tree
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bruh what

solar obsidian
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i forgot

uncut obsidian
narrow briar
digital quartz
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god I hope they somehow make the 125vs125 servers work

narrow briar
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A

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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Lil bro actually got juked by the oldest trick in the book

hushed marsh
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!1984

split canyonBOT
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hushed marsh
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ok

narrow briar
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Daddy Falco admin abuse

uncut obsidian
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??

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!1984

split canyonBOT
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hushed marsh
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its broken

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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Time to fix 1984 once again

solar obsidian
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bot died

digital quartz
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FalcoEngine amimimimir bedge

narrow briar
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Lol, embed fail. Laugh at this bot.

swift scarab
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Does the ghost command still work?

uncut obsidian
swift scarab
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!ghost

sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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WHAT

uncut obsidian
split canyonBOT
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hushed marsh
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the meme has been banned

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we used it too much

midnight tree
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cringe

digital quartz
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damn everytime my little dark age comes on I cant skip

solar obsidian
uncut obsidian
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1984 got 1984d

midnight tree
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aldo must be behind this

sturdy copper
narrow briar
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Now stop making me unsleep madieex

digital quartz
uncut obsidian
plucky void
narrow briar
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Aaaaaaa

uncut obsidian
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Stay awake til 5am

solar obsidian
digital quartz
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!1984

split canyonBOT
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narrow briar
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Imma munch on some coffee grains

uncut obsidian
swift scarab
digital quartz
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!1985

narrow briar
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Surely that will work

sturdy copper
uncut obsidian
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midnight tree
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Tag "1984" successfully edited.

swift scarab
hushed marsh
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!1984

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hushed marsh
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yay

swift scarab
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WOOOOOOO

sturdy copper
narrow briar
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Yuss. Back online.

digital quartz
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!1985

narrow briar
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!1986

midnight tree
digital quartz
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tha beat go off ?

narrow briar
hot python
midnight tree
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dababy convertible

digital quartz
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lessss goooooo

sturdy copper
uncut obsidian
narrow briar
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Diabetes convertible

hot python
solar obsidian
midnight tree
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smoking crack is good for your health

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frr fr

sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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i believe it

uncut obsidian
solar obsidian
narrow briar
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fr sounds like

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french

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Unacceptable.

hushed marsh
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it really is the first two letters

uncut obsidian
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farted recently

hushed marsh
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amazing observation Einstein

sturdy copper
hot python
midnight tree
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af (as foretold)

narrow briar
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Hm

midnight tree
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real af

narrow briar
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<token presence message>

uncut obsidian
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CBT

hushed marsh
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just go to sleep already

digital quartz
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I believe it

hot python
uncut obsidian
sturdy copper
hot python
midnight tree
hushed marsh
sturdy copper
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Best bash script to exist

amber marsh
hot python
swift scarab
# hot python

I’m sending this to a friend that codes, I’ll let you know how they took it

midnight tree
hushed marsh
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indeed

digital quartz
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indubitably

hot python
midnight tree
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undoubtedly

amber marsh
sturdy copper
digital quartz
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fax

sturdy copper
amber marsh
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and that youtuber

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I beg of you

digital quartz
hushed marsh
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Thats CoryxKenshin

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If I remember correctly

hot python
hushed marsh
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As for the game, no idea

amber marsh
midnight tree
sturdy copper
hushed marsh
sturdy copper
solar obsidian
midnight tree
hushed marsh
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honestly though

digital quartz
red glade
midnight tree
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dishonestly though

hot python
hushed marsh
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fr fr

hot python
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I hope they like ayn rand cus I sure don't

sturdy copper
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i love linux tomfoolery, especially the c and shell kind

hot python
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I have the best example of c tomfoolery in a certain type of linux

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sudo pacman -Sy

just do this every now and then for a week or two and watch the fireworks

sturdy copper
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oh god

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not sudo

hot python
# sturdy copper not sudo

me mistyping a single command and deep frying my 10 year collection of priceless family memory photos

sturdy copper
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I once accidentally changed all my files to random file types because i fucked up my regex

hot python
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oh no

hushed marsh
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I love linux, it adds a bit of danger to your regular PC use

sturdy copper
hot python
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A little bit of evil in your daily life

sturdy copper
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living on the edge

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There is no ctrl z in shell scripts

hushed marsh
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It assumes thats what you want to do always

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its fun

midnight tree
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i cannot be bothered to buy a linux because i have enough problems as is

hushed marsh
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Thats fair

hot python
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buy a penguin instead

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They're much better and cooler

hushed marsh
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Im not like one of those linux soyboys

hot python
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Same, I only use neofetch to harass my friends. Cus I'm a good friend

midnight tree
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i prefer to solve my problems with a disappointed stare or violence

hushed marsh
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what the fuck you use windows?? 5000 page essay about linux being better

digital quartz
hot python
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you prefer EASY OF USE AND ACCESSIBILITY???

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Sorry kiddo, soyboy cuck. Haven't even compiled your own kernel yet.

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Smh.

midnight tree
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i swear i have a sixth sense when it comes to knowing whether or not hitting something will make it work again

solar obsidian
hot python
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Me too

hushed marsh
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My PC is dual booted actually for when I want one or the other

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best of both worlds

digital quartz
hot python
sturdy copper
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If you aint likin Linux, just use UNIX kekw

hot python
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not using Solaris

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ermrm.... ?

hushed marsh
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At least its not MacOS

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Id rather try to do computing on a graphing calculator

swift scarab
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I usually just use a finger to flick my laptop, fixes most problems

amber marsh
frail scaffold
solar obsidian
sturdy copper
swift scarab
digital quartz
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and asserted your dominance

hot python
hushed marsh
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there is a small gnome inside all electronics

hot python
hushed marsh
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if you piss him off he wont work anymore

frail scaffold
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(Im the gnome)

hushed marsh
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Get back to work you fuck

solar obsidian
digital quartz
hot python
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electricity

sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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he eats up all them volts

swift scarab
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Currently I’m just fiddling with GAMMA files to get custom music working again

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Fun stuff

midnight tree
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back when i worked nightshifts i did a round at a hotel that had a very loud fan that wouldn't stop squeaking for a long time until i came around and punched the grate in front of all the hotel guests and it stopped making noise

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felt like a very big boy in that moment

digital quartz
hot python
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percussive maintenance

midnight tree
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😔

digital quartz
hot python
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Obama wasn't there either

hushed marsh
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Gorrila IT

solar obsidian
swift scarab
hot python
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Neither was Albert Einstein

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So on average a 2/10 moment I feel like

sturdy copper
midnight tree
sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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Yeah hey man my

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brain doesnt work can you fix it please

digital quartz
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Gorilla IT would actually be a dope name

hushed marsh
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pretty please

midnight tree
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ayup

hot python
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IT be like

swift scarab
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Yo lads it’s here

midnight tree
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just let me get my thinkin hammer

hushed marsh
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Apparently it runs like ass

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From what Ive seen

midnight tree
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i understand completely

digital quartz
hushed marsh
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EA wanted to compete with Callisto Protocol, so they made it run like ass too

swift scarab
solar obsidian
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another dissapointment cash grab

hot python
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"Hey whats up"
"my pc crashed"
"Well in what way?"
"It like... crashed and stuff. Can you fix it?"
"Can you describe the error to me?"
"It stopped working. Like... The Windows or whatever."

The issue: they accidentally closed google chrome

digital quartz
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they managed to make a launch worse than us ?!?!?!

hushed marsh
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EA when someone does a worse job than them

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Lets fuck it all up

digital quartz
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we cant have that get on it fuck the remake up

hushed marsh
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Install a Bitcoin miner John

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that'll make it run like ass

midnight tree
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speaking of gorillas

sturdy copper
midnight tree
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i pride myself on my gorilla grip strength

digital quartz
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turn those GPUs into supernovas John. I WANT THEM SMOKING

midnight tree
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my fucking popeye forearms

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my god damn swole fucking lower arms

hushed marsh
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Popeye was Big Spinach Propaganda

midnight tree
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my huge squeezers

hushed marsh
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wake up people

digital quartz
hot python
hushed marsh
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Imagining that is making me uncomfortable

hot python
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Yeah that's generally what it's like to deal with Linux diehards so I perfectly relate

midnight tree
digital quartz
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Linux fanboy rants to study and chill to

hushed marsh
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I want to use my brain for more important imagining things like

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Rotating a cow in my head

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its legal, and it cures boredom

hot python
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That's a good thing to imagine I think

sturdy copper
# hot python "Hey whats up" "my pc crashed" "Well in what way?" "It like... crashed and stuff...

I am doing IT support for my aunt and uncle's business.
They sent me a computer in with the user saying "The internet doesn't work"
I check lan and wifi, works perfectly fine
I notice the lack of a browser Icon on the desktop
I phone the user, who explains they accidentally deleted the internet
I was lost for words.
Worst thing is the person who was using the laptop was a college graduate, dunno how they made it.

hot python
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Did they just fling the browser shortcut into the trash?

hushed marsh
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You dont need to be good at computers get a diploma

digital quartz
hushed marsh
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they let any regular moron get one

midnight tree
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god damnit someone deleted the internet again

digital quartz
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I hate when that happens

sturdy copper
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yeah

midnight tree
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guess we gotta make a few yottabytes of content again

hot python
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How the hell am I gonna get my hyen-tyes when they done deleted the damn world wide web again

hushed marsh
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Quick download THESINNER.png on their computer

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that will teach them

hot python
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OH NO

midnight tree
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real

sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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the fuck does that mean

hot python
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wget 5i8ajsdfjafjasdj5jafasfsdjfdsfsdf.onion/forbidden/THESINNER.png

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You can't get it anywhere else

midnight tree
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my mans deleted their Social Justice Warrior files

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what a legend

sturdy copper
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There was a bunch of antifa stuff on the work laptop, and she got fired anyways so i wiped it

hushed marsh
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but what does that even mean

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Oh Im sure

midnight tree
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man i just know SJW's are just extremo libs

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the bad kind

hot python
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I thought you meant some kind of off-brand shockwave media files

hushed marsh
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this conversation is going to get retarded quickly

midnight tree
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yes

sturdy copper
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yep

hot python
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Indeed

digital quartz
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indubitably

hot python
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We should go back to this

sturdy copper
midnight tree
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i should maybe perhaps go to bed probably

sturdy copper
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Fun fact, she stored her pws in .txts

hot python
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Isn't it 1 am over there in oil land

hushed marsh
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I might go smoke a bowl

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and see where the night goes from there

midnight tree
digital quartz
hot python
midnight tree
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devil lettuce smoker

digital quartz
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duality of man

hot python
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duality of gamma

hushed marsh
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Im Canadian, I have to

digital quartz
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leave my head sren

sturdy copper
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2 am over here and i am 5 bottles of beer in

hushed marsh
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its a legal obligation

sturdy copper
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Someone hand me another

hot python
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Oh yeah the constitution right

hushed marsh
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Yeah

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you know how Americans dont shut up about owning guns

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its the same here for weed

hot python
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Every place has something like that I feel like

digital quartz
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PepeHands im all out and my rest is back home

hot python
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Ours is probably "rank in counter strike"

sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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In Europe everyone wont shut up about gypsys

digital quartz
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but its late I should probably go to sleep anyways

hot python
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swedes will literally never stop talking about csgo ranks

hushed marsh
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I said that word now Ivan from Serbia will start ranting for hours

midnight tree
ruby minnow
digital quartz
hot python
sturdy copper
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Ayo, whose cat is this?

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hushed marsh
hot python
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It begins

digital quartz
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what do germans talk about ?

hot python
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IT BEGINS

midnight tree
sturdy copper
ruby minnow
hushed marsh
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Id go to Iceland

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but thats about it

midnight tree
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i've been there once

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when i was a kid

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lost my miniature blåhaj there at a hotel

hushed marsh
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I want to just go like look at volcanoes and stuff

digital quartz
midnight tree
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that shit made me cry for fuckin years man

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they took my fucking blåhaj

sturdy copper
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The forbidden water vending machine

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hushed marsh
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what the fuck!!!

digital quartz
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there is only one solution

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nuke iceland

hushed marsh
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Ill make sure not to bring mine

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He will stay on my bed

hot python
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It's on, Iceland.

midnight tree
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yeah

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they have to pay for this

hot python
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They just commited a crime against the Swedish state.

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and her allies

hushed marsh
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Sweden has friends?

midnight tree
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fuck sweden

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this is about ME

digital quartz
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yeah we talk sometimes

hot python
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Yeah except for that guy -> @midnight tree

sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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Damn is it serious?

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Like are you guys dating?

digital quartz
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no it is purely platonic, at least from my side

hushed marsh
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Respect honestly

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I love me a good platonic relationship

sturdy copper
midnight tree
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wish i had a platonic friend fr

digital quartz
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she kinda gets grabby sometimes

hot python
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Colonel Petrenko's Burly Polycule

hushed marsh
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Sometimes I tell my girlfriend its platonic just to keep her humble

ruby minnow
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y'all have platonic relationships?

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i just kidnap my crushes

hot python
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kazakh method

sturdy copper
midnight tree
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everyone just falls in love with me

hushed marsh
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I fell in love with those thighs

digital quartz
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sounds exhausting

hushed marsh
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DAMN

hot python
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If I want someone to go away I just show them that I have neofetch on my pc, I don't like doing it but it works

solar obsidian
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suffering from success

midnight tree
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my thighs are too big and juicy

sturdy copper
hot python
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I'm just one big thigh

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I escaped from the kfc deep frier

digital quartz
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one giant thigh

hushed marsh
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Im fun sized like a

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Halloween treat

hot python
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It gave me the opportunity to get out

sturdy copper
hot python
digital quartz
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watching the video rn

midnight tree
hushed marsh
sturdy copper
digital quartz
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jolly rancher head ass

hot python
midnight tree
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it was just a joke bro

hot python
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I really like his commentary at 0:12 rofl

ruby minnow
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I love insulting Europe even tho i'm dependant on it

midnight tree
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you're a big reese's cup

sturdy copper
digital quartz
hushed marsh
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I just like pissing off Europeans

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it makes me happy

hot python
hushed marsh
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hot python
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Works like a charm

ruby minnow
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i'm both in asia middle east and europe

hot python
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Mr Worldwide

hushed marsh
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The Chinese ruin everything

midnight tree
ruby minnow
sturdy copper
hushed marsh
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the skin is the best part anyways

hot python
midnight tree
hushed marsh
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you dont?

digital quartz
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missing out on all that protein smh

midnight tree
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eh

sturdy copper
ruby minnow
hot python
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european gamma players (real)

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hushed marsh
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eastern europeans

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real

sturdy copper
hot python
midnight tree
hushed marsh
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bro wtf there is soup downstairs

ruby minnow
hushed marsh
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im gonna get soup

digital quartz
ruby minnow
hot python
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Soup time

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🐸

digital quartz
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what kind of soup

ruby minnow
midnight tree
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why the fuck would you want keycaps

hushed marsh
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Mushroom soup

hot python
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Send pics of soup

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Or it's fake

digital quartz
ruby minnow
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i know its a repost but its funny

hot python
digital quartz
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do you eat or drink soup thonk

ruby minnow
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you destroy it with mind power

hot python
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god decides that

sturdy copper
midnight tree
hot python
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best to not look into it any further

digital quartz
hot python
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but my hyen-tye keycaps

midnight tree
sturdy copper
hot python
midnight tree
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clearly

hot python
ruby minnow
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i've seen more gqy people who seem more straight then males who are straight but acts gqy

digital quartz
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I still have a set of bakelite cherry keycaps I really like to use

midnight tree
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simple as

ruby minnow
hot python
sturdy copper
vapid sierra
hot python
digital quartz
sturdy copper
ruby minnow
sturdy copper
hot python
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holy fuck watch out

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digital quartz
sturdy copper
ruby minnow
midnight tree
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this is insane

sturdy copper
hot python
midnight tree
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i wanna become a voice actor or sumn

sturdy copper
digital quartz
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you could probably do it you got a nice voice

midnight tree
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i feel like my booming tard voice could do some good

hot python
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Skeeter in borderlands 4 VA confirmed?

midnight tree
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need a better mic and and better soundproofing tho

hot python
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Or was it scooter

sturdy copper
midnight tree
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scooter

hot python
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fuck I have not played that in a while

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Yes that one

hot python
midnight tree
ruby minnow
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could you be a femboy if you were buff

sturdy copper
digital quartz
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sure

midnight tree
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that is literally what i have become

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in spirit

digital quartz
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you couldnt be a bottom if you wanted to aksel

ruby minnow
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i see

midnight tree
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😔

sturdy copper
ruby minnow
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opinions on dwarfs digging a hole?

midnight tree
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i will never find a dommy mommy

hot python
midnight tree
digital quartz
midnight tree
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i see no buff women around

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it is very disheartening

ruby minnow
midnight tree
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this is supposed to be the land of vikings but nay

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not a single tomboy in sight

ruby minnow
#

they hide them

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in federal reserves

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so we cannot get ahold of them

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i've seen it

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they hide every tomboy from us

hot python
sturdy copper
digital quartz
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kekw this man got caught by a cougar

midnight tree
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i don't necessarily mean an actual mom i just mean someone who is very direct with what they want

sturdy copper
hot python
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I took a wrong turn in the national park and the cougar wanted to binge invader zim for 8 hours a day or something

digital quartz
digital quartz
midnight tree
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bro i don't know anymore

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i am very lost and confused

ruby minnow
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raid the federal reserves

hot python
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not EIGHT literally but you know what I mean

digital quartz
midnight tree
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i will isolate myself and die alone

digital quartz
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stop doom pilling yourself

ruby minnow
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i will get ahold of a tomboy

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no worries

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i will raid the federal reserves

hot python
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I can't handle 30 minutes of TV, I would have died from that alone
But she was uhh... A bit unrealistic when it came to relationships and all so it wasn't gonna work out

ruby minnow
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that's where they hide them

digital quartz
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monkaS feds watching

sturdy copper
ruby minnow
hot python
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oh no

hot python
digital quartz
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ayo he gettin down

midnight tree
#

that is literally just folk dance

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i've said it before

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it is just a very slow fucking folk dance

sturdy copper
digital quartz
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its crip walking

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so yeah folk dance

hot python
#

speaking of cripwalking I have a great video

sturdy copper
digital quartz
ruby minnow
digital quartz
#

factual

sturdy copper
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roundabouts cause tornados guys

digital quartz
hot python
ruby minnow
sturdy copper
ruby minnow
#

The D2 Shots Trilogy

sturdy copper
undone wave
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r/mesopotamia

digital quartz
hoary elk
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can't find beer on the wild doe

ruby minnow
gentle saffron
ruby minnow
sturdy copper
hoary elk
hot python
ruby minnow
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i find alcohol over here whenever i go out to the forest

undone wave
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Beer grows naturally in the wild, it just has to be processed first

digital quartz
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just eat hops and yeast and process in your belly

sturdy copper
hot python
ruby minnow
digital quartz
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cut out the middleman

ruby minnow
undone wave
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The preferred drinking hierarchy
Methanol (based)
Ethanol (cringe normie)
Isopropanol (super based)

ruby minnow
#

y'all ever drank raki?

digital quartz
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yeah

ruby minnow
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that shit is fire

digital quartz
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its pretty good yeah

undone wave
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I apologize for being american but I don't know what that is

digital quartz
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turkish liquor

grim radish
digital quartz
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from grapes I think

ruby minnow
undone wave
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ah I imagine it's good
I've only ever had Einbecker Pils

digital quartz
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kekw why are you so germanized ?

ruby minnow
sturdy copper
undone wave
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I didn't want to take spanish in high school and my friend was in to it

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I'm not a wehraboo I promise

hot python
hoary elk
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eres tonto

digital quartz
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yep BRD only

ruby minnow
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i don't know any languages expect for ooga booga

undone wave
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Dance dance revolution or something idk I don't speak german

hot python
digital quartz
hot python
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Ty

digital quartz
sturdy copper
ruby minnow
undone wave
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I'm not of legal drinking age in the US so I only drank while visiting

midnight tree
undone wave
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and not much

sturdy copper
ruby minnow
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imagine actually listening to law tho

undone wave
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Yep kekcry

ruby minnow
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i drank first at 12

sturdy copper
hot python
#

first step

undone wave
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I won't be able to get ADHD meds if I fail a drug test because of fuckless frat bros taking them for fun

ruby minnow
#

i'm still not at legal drinking age

sturdy copper
undone wave
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go smoke meth like a normal person instead of making it harder for the rest of us

hot python
#

Do they like slip them into your noodles or wdym

midnight tree
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just don't take your meds

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smh

ruby minnow
#

why are americans so strict on their legal drinking age

undone wave
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Protestants

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I think

ruby minnow
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just make your parents buy the beer for you

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that's how i drink

undone wave
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I am not interested in drinking

midnight tree
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just don't drink

#

ez

digital quartz
#

ez

undone wave
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Been doing well at that

digital quartz
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money saved

ruby minnow
undone wave
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I have more than enough autism to enjoy being here (usually)

digital quartz
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some people are just constructed differently

fading shuttle
hot python
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Hey guys where are you on the scientology negative mental capacity tier list

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digital quartz
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Criminality

undone wave
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All of those at once

#

Do I get to fuck Tom Cruise?

fading shuttle
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erosion

hot python
#

You have to pick one

ruby minnow
sturdy copper
undone wave
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Criminality

digital quartz
ruby minnow
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do i still get to pick one

hot python
#

I'm Uncausing I think

undone wave
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We do a little "please don't investigate the casualty, officer. Here's 15k dollars"

ruby minnow
#

come to balkans

digital quartz
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you dont need 15k either

hot python
#

Wanna know a fun fact

#

This is one of the tiers you pay for in scientology

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ruby minnow
hot python
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According to their manual they use cattle prod shock therapy for it

undone wave
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Mormons

hot python
#

So if any kinky fiends are in the chat you just gotta give em a call

digital quartz
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just shock the sad out of you 4head

ruby minnow
undone wave
#

Surprisingly effective in masochistic individuals

digital quartz
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in sadistic ones too depending on the end of the cattle prod

hot python
undone wave
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dammit

digital quartz
#

monkaS im not clicking that

undone wave
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I didn't save the gif correctly

hot python
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You saved it as a .jpg

#

:L

undone wave
hot python
undone wave
#

That counts as not correctly

digital quartz
ruby minnow
undone wave
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I'll Jpeg compress you

#

My gun has lead me to places I wouldn't even go with a dick

hot python
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Nooo don't turn me into a windows xp saved jpg

ruby minnow
digital quartz
undone wave
#

p!implode @hot python

foggy mantleBOT
hot python
#

oh god

undone wave
#

get scrunched

digital quartz
#

p!invers @hot python

ruby minnow
hot python
#

AAAAA

ruby minnow
#

Veridis Quo slaps

digital quartz
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p!invert @hot python

foggy mantleBOT
hot python
#

oh god oh fuck

digital quartz
#

is that hair in the back of your pfp?

hot python
#

Yes

ruby minnow
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y'all should really listen to daft punk ngl

digital quartz
#

okay now it makes sense

woeful lance
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who tf doesnt listen to daft punk

hot python
#

Me.

digital quartz
#

sren

woeful lance
#

bruh

hot python
#

Hi

undone wave
hot python
undone wave
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cock head sorcerer

woeful lance
digital quartz
#

Tarhiel down bad

hot python
digital quartz
#

only real morrowboomers get this

ruby minnow
undone wave
ruby minnow
#

@woeful lance You overthrow government or something idk

hot python
woeful lance
#

what

ruby minnow
#

you do the thing you know

digital quartz
undone wave
#

Only true mandalore-heads will get this one

woeful lance
digital quartz
#

god I love Morrowind

undone wave
#

I am an Oblivion NPC

woeful lance
hot python
#

Me_irl

undone wave
#

hardcore drugs

digital quartz
#

I feel like 5 cans of soda and half a pound of M&Ms in an hour would actually make me throw up

undone wave
#

yeah

#

that sounds disgusting

hot python
ruby minnow
hot python
#

me_irl as well

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hushed marsh
digital quartz
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I remember throwing up after eating an xl bag of nic nacs once

hot python
#

The GAU... holy moly

digital quartz
#

wait do you guys know nic nacs ?

woeful lance
#

AUG

undone wave
hot python
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I love the GAU I wanna get one one day

woeful lance
#

AUG

undone wave
#

Gewehr Armee Universal™️

woeful lance
#

the GAU is a 30mm rotary cannon u fuk

undone wave
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or the StG-77 but the 7s are switched

digital quartz
hot python
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No that's clearly a GAU
Gewehr Automatique Uruguay

undone wave
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It's easy, german speakers will see a weapon and name it exactly what it is

woeful lance
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i have never fuckin heard of that before

hot python
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It's in the new Forgotten Weapons book about Uruguay Army rifle evolutions

undone wave
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Shoutouts to the XM8 for just being a goofy G36