🎪bruh-fart

[weak jackal]

cwab

[gentle saffron]

cwab

[weak jackal]

cwahb

[hushed marsh]

I almost just sent porn instead of a meme

[hushed marsh]

Im too tired

[weak jackal]

happens to the best of us

[gentle saffron]

yall mfs just have porn saved?

[weak jackal]

yes

[hushed marsh]

Of course

[gentle saffron]

i havent lookedat boobs in a century

[hushed marsh]

Gotta keep a stash of your favourites around

[gentle saffron]

i am stronger than they are

[pastel quartz]

80gbs

[hushed marsh]

oh he dead

[crimson flame]

im literally no one

[gentle saffron]

lord above WHAT

[hushed marsh]

that dude had his chest caved in

[crimson flame]

rookie numbers

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/snathepad-paddington-hat-tip-spyda-gif-22554644

[gentle saffron]

literally me

[pastel quartz]

I koww

[hushed marsh]

I unironically love Paddington Bear

[weak jackal]

Crunch

[gentle saffron]

paddington hours

[hushed marsh]

I think its something from my childhood

I love him

He's so sweet

[gentle saffron]

if you arent eating marmalade sandwiches are you even living

[hushed marsh]

He makes me happy

[pastel quartz]

Ew

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/paddington-paddington-bear-vibe-paddington-vibe-gif-24827646

he is so me!

[weak jackal]

here are some classic aussie treats

[hushed marsh]

Golden Gaytime is something I know

[gentle saffron]

zooper dooper

[weak jackal]

sunnyboys got discontinued :(((

[hushed marsh]

what the fuck!!

[pastel quartz]

Wtfthey look sick

[hushed marsh]

triangle treats

[weak jackal]

They were just ice with like slushy syrup flavouring in 'em

but they were so good

[hushed marsh]

triangular food is always good, ever notice that?

[weak jackal]

perfect for summer after the pool

[gentle saffron]

these were discontinued when i was a kid and then they brought em back recently

dunkaroos go so hard

[weak jackal]

gaytime still exist, in various flavours. and zooper doopers are still around

[hushed marsh]

Canada invented the best drunk food ever, specifically Quebec

[gentle saffron]

poutine

[weak jackal]

poutine

[gentle saffron]

thats all i know

[hushed marsh]

Yes

Man if you're high

[crimson flame]

[hushed marsh]

or drunk

its literally the best thing ever

[weak jackal]

cheezy, graby, potato

gravy*

[gentle saffron]

i had it at an amusement park and it was good

[gentle saffron]

graby was funny should have kept it

[hushed marsh]

Cheese Curd specifically, has to be cheese curds

[gentle saffron]

it was

i love cheese curds

[hushed marsh]

then you can add whatever you want, but its good simple too

[gentle saffron]

living in michigan opened my eyes to the one glory of the north, cheese curds

[hushed marsh]

Did you ever see the like

two black guys kissing meme

they got married!

[weak jackal]

i'm lactose intolerant and can't eat shellfish so my meal options are limited

[gentle saffron]

good for them

love wins again

[weak jackal]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[gentle saffron]

thats grounds for suicide tbh

[hushed marsh]

Im a Pescatarian, so my food is limited sometimes

But honestly not as much as it used to be

[gentle saffron]

same

[hushed marsh]

I got used to it

[gentle saffron]

pescatarian is the way to be

[hushed marsh]

I honestly love beef alternatives, I learned to spice them and cook them properly

[gentle saffron]

living next to the ocean makes it absurdly easy to get fresh fish

[hushed marsh]

now I can make normal meals that usually call for it

[gentle saffron]

i go out, catch some red snapper, grill it up, profit

that or lionfish if i can get ahold of my "lionfish guy"

[hushed marsh]

Same, my family moved to Nova Scotia when I was young, this place is seafood all over the place

when I move back to Montreal Ill miss it

[gentle saffron]

weird thing to say but i have a guy who processes lionfish for me cause im too scared lol

they taste fantastic tho

[hushed marsh]

I used to be a fishmonger, it was my job when I was a teenager

[gentle saffron]

i just did lawncare

boring

fishmonger way cooler

[hushed marsh]

Fishmonger, and Butchering

But thats usually hand in hand

prep the fish you sell

[gentle saffron]

i love fishing in the ocean

i get to sit on a pier and watch dolphins and shit all day

honestly peak living

[uncut obsidian]

the peswhatarian?

[gentle saffron]

pescatarian

[hushed marsh]

Vegetarian + Seafood

[gentle saffron]

no meats except fish

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

meat alternatives are nice nowadays tho

[uncut obsidian]

I'll never understand that

[gentle saffron]

i got some plant based nuggets i eat

[hushed marsh]

My doctor reccomended I didnt eat beef and pork and whatnot

I was having like digestive issues

[gentle saffron]

it ironically enough has helped me gain weight

[hushed marsh]

This works a lot better for me

[gentle saffron]

red meats are inherently bad for you to begin with

in moderation no

[hushed marsh]

Im not gonna preach like you all should be doing it

[pastel quartz]

Whichone, i rememnber too may

Many

[hushed marsh]

But my health got better after I started on this diet

[gentle saffron]

i avoided pork before i ever gave up beef just cause i hate pork

[hushed marsh]

I dont want to risk stopping it in case this is what did it, yeah?

[uncut obsidian]

I swear I have some sort of a disease, i just CANNOT get fat

[gentle saffron]

going back to a meaty diet after not eating it for a long time is unhealthy

[hushed marsh]

Yeah, Ive had weight gain issues all the time too

[pastel quartz]

Pogu

[uncut obsidian]

I eat so much fatty foods every day

[gentle saffron]

it fucks you up until your body gets used to it again

[hushed marsh]

Its worse because Im fairly short so

[uncut obsidian]

And I'm still like 55kg

[gentle saffron]

i struggled so hard with that

[hushed marsh]

my weight would dip below 100lbs sometimes

[crimson flame]

same with me madi

[gentle saffron]

i was 3 pounds underweight when i joined the military but they let me go anyway

[pastel quartz]

Starteating sunflowers

[crimson flame]

i eat fast food shit at 2am regularly

[uncut obsidian]

Start eating hookers

[gentle saffron]

based

[crimson flame]

good idea

[hushed marsh]

I went to school with a friend who would

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-eat-the-silica-gel-1984-society-gif-21836396

[gentle saffron]

127,843 calories in one single hooker

[hushed marsh]

Like get a McDonalds hamburger and fries at lunch every day

and he was the skinniest dude I knew

[gentle saffron]

over a million calories in a gallon of gas :)

[hushed marsh]

Uranium is millions of calories

[uncut obsidian]

Yum!

[gentle saffron]

i watched someone drunkenly drink a cup of gasoline

never saw him again

[pastel quartz]

Nice pp

[hushed marsh]

ayo?

[pastel quartz]

Ohew ur a she,nvm

[hushed marsh]

Yea

[pastel quartz]

Sadge

[hushed marsh]

I mean I know some girls with dicks, but Im not one of them

[gentle saffron]

swag

[hushed marsh]

I worked very hard to get rid of mine in fact

[gentle saffron]

based

[pastel quartz]

Iwanma cut mine off too

[crimson flame]

your last 2 messages contradict with each other

or am i dumb

[hushed marsh]

I dont have it

I had surgery

[crimson flame]

oh

[crimson flame]

i cut mine too but it gets longer instead

[pastel quartz]

Are u a lizArd?

[hushed marsh]

no foreskin?

[crimson flame]

[amber marsh]

@uncut obsidian when ya wake up, could u dm me if you know how to make a tomahawk? I kinda wanna try dual wielding them

[hushed marsh]

Making one is really easy actually

[uncut obsidian]

I am awake

[hushed marsh]

If you have welding equipment

[uncut obsidian]

[hushed marsh]

And some sheet steel and a pipe

[crimson flame]

PZ?

[hushed marsh]

Oh, do they not mean in real life?

I thought they wanted to make one in real life

[crimson flame]

what the fucj

[hushed marsh]

it really wouldnt be hard

[amber marsh]

go back to sleep ree

but do lmk how I could make hatchets

[uncut obsidian]

at 3pm

[amber marsh]

or rather, tomahawks

oh-

nvrm then

[uncut obsidian]

what exactly do you mean by those

[hushed marsh]

small handaxes

[uncut obsidian]

i made an axe yesterday

[hushed marsh]

oh

[uncut obsidian]

just craft the smaller handle?

or are there actual tomahawks

I've just never seen any

[amber marsh]

tomahawks and I'm streaming

[amber marsh]

lmao

[uncut obsidian]

[gentle saffron]

la creatura

[amber marsh]

madi died

rip eks dee

my mom has that iphone alarm and it's going off

and it's drilling into my fucking ears

[gentle saffron]

gatito

[eager quest]

the wasteland finally has a bit of snow

theres more but just cars are in the way

[narrow briar]

Good morning brainfart

Hm

Yep, that's a lil better

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694212666855784450/1068218411705962526/attachment.png

bing

[narrow briar]

k.

[placid geode]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qz6-2FASlY

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[wary flume]

The rizz

[hoary elk]

you're such a snoozer

[echo slate]

A bedpilled napcel

[hot snow]

go back to sleep

https://tenor.com/view/man-caption-ironic-caption-reverse-child-gif-21717937

[hot solstice]

1984

[woeful lance]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[hot solstice]

fuck, i gorgot this server has a command for this exact scenario

[hot snow]

gorgot should be an official word

[hot solstice]

i gorgor 💀

[uncut obsidian]

anyone up to play veloren

[golden basin]

You mean csgo ?

[hidden path]

wood morning

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-chat-hello-chat-hello-hi-hello-chat-gif-gif-25578496

[hidden path]

how's it be

[uncut obsidian]

come join veloren

[hidden path]

I've finally woken up before 10

[hot snow]

i don't have

and don't like

[uncut obsidian]

don't have

what

[hot snow]

enough braincells

[broken topaz]

Gm brainfarters

[hot snow]

how the fuck did you get your tag to be 6969

is it even possible to change it

or are you somehow the luckiest human

[broken topaz]

You can change it with nitro

[hot snow]

aaah

i see

makes sense

[pastel quartz]

hyey thats from the dune books

never thought id see that image

[hidden path]

it's me

the little gremlin

[hot snow]

what is dune about by the way

[pastel quartz]

a lot of things

[hot snow]

cause I keep seeing it everywhere

[pastel quartz]

depends on what you mean by "dune"

[remote vine]

Yeah a navigator or some shit

[hot snow]

but I have no idea what is happening there

[pastel quartz]

cause there are several several sequel books and then there are like the ones they adapted to movies n stuff

[hot snow]

i mean I would assume the original books are considered the main timeline

or whatever

again I have no clue what it's about

[pastel quartz]

Oh we talking about dune?

basically its abt a desert planet and a weird government and religion around giant worms and stuff

[hidden path]

it's about getting a desert roamer gf

[hot snow]

I'd say that sounds weird but honestly it's not even at fever dream level for me

[quaint ore]

Morning brain fard

[hidden path]

that is also a psychic

and fucking weird

[pastel quartz]

its veryt weird

[hot snow]

not for me

[pastel quartz]

alt shift x has a great vid on all the dune books if ur interested and dont care abt spoilers

[hot snow]

my imagination could probably come up with something way weirder

[hot snow]

I'm probably not gonna get to actually read it in my life

so yeah spoilers ain't a big deal

[hidden path]

watch da movies

it's like the first part of the book series but it's good

[hot snow]

are they on netflix

it's the only platform of that type that I have access to

[lime dew]

dunes

(spoilers sorry 😭)

[hidden path]

first movie should be able to be pirated now

[hot snow]

usually how I watch movie series is that I sit down an not get up until i finish them

except for shiding and pizing

[lime dew]

no fard?

[hot snow]

i don't go to the toilet to fart

[hot snow]

unless it's a wet fart

[hot snow]

is that meant to be obama

[remote vine]

obamna

[hot snow]

obamdamagose

[hot snow]

what does that even mean

[lime dew]

be like felix

[hot snow]

and that means?

am I supposed to know who or what Felix is

[lime dew]

become catboy

[hot snow]

is felix another word for catboy

[pastel quartz]

I am too hairy

[pastel quartz]

It's the name of the character

[pastel quartz]

This one

[thin willow]

A catman

[lime dew]

😔

[pastel quartz]

That would look disgusting

[pastel quartz]

The ultimate wisdom

[pastel quartz]

in the anime but yea

[thin willow]

WRONG

[pastel quartz]

cat dilfs

[lime dew]

rimworld got ya covered 😎

[pastel quartz]

Eye cancer matter

[lime dew]

hell yeah

[thin willow]

Hold on i have a better one

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/cancer-memri-gif-15284604

[pastel quartz]

Lay it upon us

[pastel quartz]

u know u can just shave right

[pastel quartz]

like everyone else does :P

MANUL

[thin willow]

A fine specimen

[lime dew]

the

[pastel quartz]

No, I can't. Why? Cus I ain't weird

[pastel quartz]

shaving isnt weird??

what are u talking about

[hidden path]

where the guy that's here to buy my stuff

bro said 9 and it's 9:15

[pastel quartz]

Why would I shave as a man

[pastel quartz]

because you would want to idk why do u need to justify it just do it if u want to

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[hidden path]

I shave as a man

[pastel quartz]

i shave as a used to be man

[pastel quartz]

Bro I an in math class, my brain isn't working

idk sounds like ur just insecure

u dummy

[hidden path]

holy shit the loaf

[pastel quartz]

Yeah you are probably right

[eager igloo]

Literally me

[pastel quartz]

Let's all just forget it

[pastel quartz]

Is it just me or is he looking like heisenberg with hair

[thin willow]

Yeah he kinda does

Catboy Walter

Waltuh

Put your yarn away Waltuh

[pastel quartz]

Literally the funniest shit I have seen all day

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mukbang-gif-25684668

[pastel quartz]

It does 999 damage

[pastel quartz]

What the fuck

[pastel quartz]

My cat be like that

[narrow briar]

Ouch.

[thin willow]

My honest reaction

[pastel quartz]

kato can u stop grossing me out please

pretty please?

[pastel quartz]

It's just a drawing

[thin willow]

An Ms paint drawing for that matter

[pastel quartz]

a drawing of what?

[narrow briar]

Of a very annoying cat

You could even say

It has a shite character

[pastel quartz]

Of a cat shitting onto an entire room

and i dont wanna think abt that

[wind forum]

I got that I B S

[pastel quartz]

i be shittin

[wind forum]

I BEE SHITTIN

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/aiQJ2OBvMo4

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/air-fryer-evident-gain-evident-gain-of-air-fryer-roblox-ai-gif-22560767

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-24750504

[pastel quartz]

And I got that ocd
Overtly Cumming Dick

[hidden path]

morn

[pastel quartz]

Morning my man, how was the sleep

[orchid robin]

Dreamless but fulfilling

[wind forum]

he's sleeping the dreamless sleep

[pastel quartz]

good meowning

[pastel quartz]

I fucking hate dreams

[wind forum]

The process has began

[orchid robin]

Mornin

[orchid robin]

Oh no almost all my sleep is dreamless

[pastel quartz]

Some shit happens I wake up confused and asking did that really happen

[orchid robin]

Like me having dreams is the really rare occasion

[wind forum]

You know what that means right

[orchid robin]

No bitches?

[wind forum]

You shall find out soon

[pastel quartz]

Just tell us

[orchid robin]

Can it wait after ive made the omelette

[warped crown]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1066418080500174929/1068255308708847676/1651414074689.jpg

[visual stirrup]

"eks eks edgy underscore person eks eks"

[pastel quartz]

Dam that underscore really makes it sound wired

[broken topaz]

Why your name formatted like my brothers old Xbox live account

[heady crow]

smooth legs = comfy :3

[wind forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1052276112828411934/frankreich_sprechblase.gif

[thin willow]

yeah but are they warm in the winter

[pastel quartz]

Cus it's edgy

[broken topaz]

That's what thigh highs are for

Dummy

[heady crow]

ye

[pastel quartz]

Hai bruno

[heady crow]

myaaaa hiii :3

you been nice today?

[pastel quartz]

Damn is everyone here liking men or trans

[broken topaz]

Yes

[quaint ore]

Thanks for new pfp

[pastel quartz]

Yea!

[heady crow]

what you been up to then? :3c

[pastel quartz]

And I am an average 4chan user

[pastel quartz]

Ye know what that means

[pastel quartz]

It's time to be 50 different types of phobic

[broken topaz]

You're a cuck, autistic, and a danger to yourself and others

[hidden path]

you're 5 minutes away from a ban

[pastel quartz]

Draining

[pastel quartz]

I meant it as a joke

[broken topaz]

I mean that is the average 4 chan user tho

I've seen many you mad white boi threads

I know it's true

[pastel quartz]

Cori seething?

[broken topaz]

Always

Coping even

Sometimes dilating

[pastel quartz]

Tho I still use 4chan, just for the gore vids

Dilate ur temper back pls

[pastel quartz]

[hidden path]

remembering a black girl I knew on twitter that was extremely cute

[broken topaz]

I once had sex with someone I met on 4chan

[pastel quartz]

Wha, at least I don't watch loli content

[stone blade]

gm chat ❤️

[broken topaz]

Haiii ivan

Good morning :3

[pastel quartz]

I sometimes laugh cus, funny ragdolls in real life

[pastel quartz]

Don't call it that pls

[pastel quartz]

It's cp

[pastel quartz]

Gmewning ivan

[heady crow]

draining what? 😳 !!

[heady crow]

ivaan gm gm

[pastel quartz]

Yea call it cp not "Loli"

[pastel quartz]

Yknow like drain gang

[hidden path]

cool cat has arrived

[crimson flame]

https://tenor.com/view/fulton-metalgearsolid5-metal-gear-mgs-mgs5-gif-24373929

idk why when i read cp i remember mgsv

the fuckin russian radio

[visual stirrup]

"ka pe, eto zoya odin."

[broken topaz]

"Boss, you killed a child..."

"AMAZING THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOURE THE BEST"

[crimson flame]

[broken topaz]

I hate that it was an instant fail in game

Like bruh these kids have AKs

[pastel quartz]

It's not completely cp, that is a instant ban but yeah, it's still children

[quaint ore]

I know russian so I can just listen into their conversations

Fun

[hidden path]

it's been an hour

where is that idiot

[pastel quartz]

Calling it "Loli" makes it sound better than cp

[hidden path]

don't say 9 am if you're not gonna show up

[crimson flame]

i wish i understand russian

it would be funny as heck

[pastel quartz]

You sure?

[quaint ore]

The amount of times I trolled russian RP server by acting as a non-russian speaker is funny

[pastel quartz]

Yeah you are right

[pastel quartz]

Well that's why ppl who look at it call it that

[thin willow]

That's why it's synonymous

[pastel quartz]

Damn but I swear to god I don't look at it

[visual stirrup]

Game is literally supposed to be the "missing link" to flesh out Big Boss's descent into villainy
Can't kill a single child

Didn't he use child soldiers himself in portable ops?

[thin willow]

Being unable to kill children in games is a PR choice

It kills your game's rating

[pastel quartz]

My morals might be flawed but there are some

Maybe don't look at child porn idk seems pretty straight forward

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879219177729167400/1068014150908919869/childpork.gif

[quaint ore]

Just go outside and start growing as a person and get bitches instead of being a basament dweller fapping for loli's

Or CP

[pastel quartz]

Same thing

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/380805746520096769/1068185451032236172/60vrlksdanda1.webp me

[crimson flame]

i know but its still funny tho

[heady crow]

omgg we stan bladee

[quaint ore]

One has fictional children and creates pedo's the other is consumed by pedo's

[pastel quartz]

Ecco

[quaint ore]

Both are shit

[pastel quartz]

They're both not good tho

[quaint ore]

Yes

[fading shuttle]

Mr breast jumpscare

[pastel quartz]

Springtrap jumpscare

[quaint ore]

I'd much rather be forced to watch furry porn for the rest of my life than touch loli porn, at least some furries dont have proportions of a fucking Plush toy

[hot snow]

I've eaten so many of those by now they don't even taste like anything

[visual stirrup]

That's because you suck at cooking

[hot snow]

i don't cook them

why would i

[visual stirrup]

Even worse

[woeful lance]

hows the kuru treating you

[hot snow]

i mean it tasted fine until

it didnt

[hot snow]

we're good friends

we talk a lot inside my brain

hell he even helps me with gamma

[pastel quartz]

S-so it'll taste better??

[hot snow]

probably why I decided to go in the miracle machine with less than 200 total ammo

[orchid robin]

time to get 3 more renegade faction patches

[hot snow]

idk how it tastes when cooked so I couldn't tell you

[thin willow]

Cooking people kills your gains

[hot snow]

exactly

raw human for life

[crimson flame]

only 200?

[hot snow]

the little friend inside my brain told me it'd be fine

it was not

[visual stirrup]

More evidence that you need to up your cooking game

"The only difference between savage and sophisticated is the proper seasoning."

[hot snow]

the friend already exists

cooking my meat will not remove him

[orchid robin]

Cook someone elses meat

Ah fuck its raining again

[hot snow]

well once I take their meat it's gonna be mine

so it doesn't make a difference

[visual stirrup]

Your "friend" is a misfolded protein
Get some good proteins to beat him up and take his lunch money

[hot snow]

he calms me down when I'm in distress though

he tells me to grab the closest knife and go to the nearest person

and it works

[visual stirrup]

Am I talking to you, or to it right now?

Who's at the phone?

[hot snow]

what

whi

who

[visual stirrup]

I got my answer

[hot snow]

I'm typing on my phone if that's what you mean

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/benicio-del-toro-sicario-adios-gif-12374020

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dead-rikrangdan-gif-24306201

[lime dew]

apu is very polite

[eager igloo]

I need more of those, pls send some

I need to insult server owner

[crimson flame]

misfolded protein is such a good nickname

[midnight tree]

Prion surprise

[crimson flame]

why do i feel like this could be a good novel theme

[eager igloo]

Aberrant chromosome

[eager igloo]

That's an anime plot

[crimson flame]

there is one actually

haiyore nyaruko san

probably the only trashy romcom ecchi i actually like

[narrow briar]

This is kinda awwww ngl

[crimson flame]

the girl is basically the personification of nyarlahotep

[visual stirrup]

based

[heady crow]

Forgot real

[eager igloo]

I read plot synopsis, that is something

I don't know what, but something

[crimson flame]

give it a try

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516018031546073110/1068353620703186964/427191325-y.png

[crimson flame]

it has the perfect mix of humor, romance, and booba

[eager igloo]

Probably one of the animes of all time

[crimson flame]

real

[narrow briar]

Here we are back to the topic of how desperately many of us need that kind of warmth and attention.

[crimson flame]

true

most of ppl are actually

they just too afraid to show it or act first

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516018031546073110/1068310721890361455/RDT_20230126_140545.mp4

[narrow briar]

Idk if I wanna discuss that further, chest pains lay that way

[crimson flame]

except me, im stone cold mf

[narrow briar]

Jk jk already got them when i started reading the pic

[crimson flame]

yeah chest pain, too accurate, too real

[narrow briar]

help

[eager igloo]

Also that is a very cute drawing

[narrow briar]

On mobile and among people, not risking blasting some dumb shit out loud Can I get a tl;dw?

Understandable, have a bitchless day

[pastel quartz]

Meme that says "that's me"

[narrow briar]

Thancc

[uncut obsidian]

among

[narrow briar]

amogus?

[crimson flame]

shes gonna play you like a fiddle

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/yhvh-yhvh-smt4-smtiv-smt4-smt4apocalypse-gif-25375933

[narrow briar]

Tru dat

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1068332971993616464/image0-2.jpg

[narrow briar]

On the other hand I guess there's something to be seen in a person that isn't ran down by a bunch of relationships already

Idk

Nah man I'm not flying to fucking canada

[orchid robin]

yeah, its called naiveness

[narrow briar]

Hard to be more naive than dooty

[orchid robin]

you know. i talked to cold in anomaly and he shared his views

the only shit he had to talk about duty was that they wanted to destroy the zone

but when it came to freedom

he called them out on their bullshit and compared their ideology to "opening an amusement park in the zone"

[quaint ore]

CS is one of the few reasonable factions in Stalker

Duty is too

[narrow lotus]

Aye i think Freedom is downright wrong

[quaint ore]

Freedom is.... Kinda stupid

[narrow lotus]

They want to share the Zone with everyone, literally L move , The Zone cant be controlled

[quaint ore]

The zone should not be allowed to even exist

The sheer existence of it is a result of a failed experiment

[narrow briar]

Ofc, after all freedom and duty are just exaggetations

[quaint ore]

Thinking about it Duty shares common goals with Global Occult Coalition....

Hmmm

[narrow lotus]

dont go there

[quaint ore]

Yeah let's not delve into hellscape known as modern SCP fandom

[narrow lotus]

its a fictional faction

[orchid robin]

i dont know if duty is an exaggeration

i think duty represents the most common response people would have

[quaint ore]

Duty is just radical military imo

[orchid robin]

yeah sry but imma disagree on the radical part

cuz personally i dont see anything radical when people want to fight something like the zone

[quaint ore]

From what I learnt Military seeks to contain and research the zone first, duty wants to kill it alreadym

Besides it literally was founded by a Military member

[orchid robin]

the military is there to contain, the ecologs are there to research

[quaint ore]

Both are part of the government

[hidden path]

"sorry I forgot"

mother fucker don't make an appointement to forget

[orchid robin]

yeah but both are not the same organization

[quaint ore]

I just shove ecos and military into the same bucket for the simplicity

And i gotta go since lesson's about to start

[hot snow]

sorry that was me

[orchid robin]

bro, my grandma who is technologically illiterate, managed to by complete randomness

go into settings

go to accessibility

scroll down

and turn on the audio queues for people hard of hearing on the tv

and to this day she has no idea what she did exactly

[narrow lotus]

chad granny

[orchid robin]

according to her "i just pressed some button and now its talking whenever i change the channels"

[hot snow]

i was in her tv and i guided her

[orchid robin]

well to be fair

in her late age she has become

how to say this

what 14 year olds cringe lords that regularly watch "LIBERALS DESTROYED WITH FACTS AND LOGIC" videos would call "based"

[hot snow]

bazat

[ocean pulsar]

damn your grandma's 14

coaie

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[narrow lotus]

ai belit pula baiatu'

[ocean pulsar]

te joci in curul gol

[hot snow]

mă da câți români is in serveru asta

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN ai belit pula baiatu'

[foggy mantle]

Original

ai belit pula baiatu'

English

you beat the dick boy'

[orchid robin]

imma go on

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN te joci in curul gol

[foggy mantle]

Original

te joci in curul gol

English

you play in your ass

[hot snow]

it's close

[ocean pulsar]

langa pula sculata

[hot snow]

its actually bare ass

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN mă da câți români is in serveru asta

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/934054715254272050/1060567093432561674/DD78CE29-1E46-4129-9FF9-15C1AA5D76EC.gif

[foggy mantle]

Original

mă da câți români is in serveru asta

English

tell me how many Romanians are in this server

[narrow lotus]

Quite a few but they dont talk

Stalker is popular in Eastern Eur

[hot snow]

ye I can tell

[quaint ore]

P!translate EN aš suvalgysiu tavo akys

[foggy mantle]

Original

aš suvalgysiu tavo akys

English

i will eat your eyes

[hot snow]

well it takes place in Europe so I'd assume so

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN langa pula sculata

[foggy mantle]

Original

langa pula sculata

English

next to the fucked up dick

[ocean pulsar]

fdhghjfgfddsf

[quaint ore]

P!translate EN aš pažistu kelis rumūnijos gyventojus

[foggy mantle]

Original

aš pažistu kelis rumūnijos gyventojus

English

I know several Romanians

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN fdhghjfgfddsf

[foggy mantle]

Original

fdhghjfgfddsf

English

fdhghjfgfddsf

[orchid robin]

dear god

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/1053104144518484078/attachment-2.gif

[uncut obsidian]

p!translate EN твоя мама

[foggy mantle]

Original

твоя мама

English

your mother

[ocean pulsar]

блин

[quaint ore]

P!translate твои батя

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[quaint ore]

Ah

[orchid robin]

p!translate RU eat shit

[hot snow]

p!translate EN cur bombat cu sare și sahar

[foggy mantle]

Original

eat shit

Russian

есть дерьмо

Original

cur bombat cu sare și sahar

English

bulging ass with salt and sugar

[hot snow]

holy shit it got it

[quaint ore]

POV: Lithuanian tries writing russian

[hot snow]

this bot is almost as good as Google translate

[orchid robin]

except worse

[hot snow]

"almost"

[narrow lotus]

p!translate EN fututi mortii matii si rasa matii

[quaint ore]

P!translate EN Пойду ка я обосрусь

[foggy mantle]

Original

fututi mortii matii si rasa matii

English

fuck the dead mutts and the mutt race

Original

Пойду ка я обосрусь

English

I'm going to go fuck myself

[quaint ore]

What

No

It means "I am gonna go shit myself"

[hot snow]

the mutt race

[orchid robin]

the what now

[ocean pulsar]

in a depressed way

[orchid robin]

you know what kind of people use the word "mutt" to refer to other people

[hot snow]

this bot might be racist towards romanians

calling us mutt race

[quaint ore]

Lemme see of it's racist towards Lithuanians

[hot snow]

p!translate EN ma cred că botu aista is rasist cu românii

[foggy mantle]

Original

ma cred că botu aista is rasist cu românii

English

I think this bot is racist towards Romanians

[quaint ore]

P!translate EN Lietuviai yra tauta žmonių kurie apipiso rusus

[foggy mantle]

Original

Lietuviai yra tauta žmonių kurie apipiso rusus

English

Lithuanians are a nation of people who copied the Russians

[hot snow]

why do my sentences translate properly

[quaint ore]

Wrong as fuck

"Lithuanians are a nation of people who fucked over the Russians"

[orchid robin]

stop using proper grammar you elitist fuck

[orchid robin]

wouldnt that be the finnish

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1067192210937888859/C4AE9077-5661-4765-9261-5B2F56DC16B6.gif

[orchid robin]

like give bruno some credit here

[quaint ore]

Polsih Lithuanian commonwealth and the Grand Duchy of Lithuania

[hot snow]

sorry for being one of the only non-vulgar Romanians on the planet

[quaint ore]

Also the 1940-1955 guerrilla war

[ocean pulsar]

A real diamond in the rough

[weak jackal]

https://i.redd.it/5hgpzman0jea1.jpg

[pastel quartz]

P!translate EN koule varlata a semeno

[foggy mantle]

Original

koule varlata a semeno

English

balls of testicles and semen

[orchid robin]

i think you mean a real rough in the diamonds

[fierce jay]

Rare sight

[ocean pulsar]

I think you can go for a stroll outside

[hot snow]

more like a amethist in the mud

[orchid robin]

i dont think so

it just rained

[ocean pulsar]

wheelchair

[hot snow]

and amethist are really not rare

[pastel quartz]

This bitch knows Czech

[quaint ore]

P!translate Oranžiniai plaukai nera tikri

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[hot snow]

i know amethist aren't rare because I found one on the side of a mini river

[quaint ore]

💀

I said gingers are fake

💀💀💀

[hot snow]

damn

pancake doesn't wanna tell us the truth

[orchid robin]

well then call me a lover of fake people

cuz godamn do people with naturally red hair look hot

[pastel quartz]

Also why are you no longer the cum man

[quaint ore]

So you fuck sex dolls?

[fierce jay]

All nice and beautiful until tigan goes ce ai acolo boss

[orchid robin]

i dont have the money to do that

[quaint ore]

Same

[pastel quartz]

🤮

[hot snow]

because I realised I have people in other discord servers who would not appreciate my name as much

[ocean pulsar]

all is right in the world until a puradel vrea sa vada cat di greu ti telefonu men

[quaint ore]

That emoji is throating shrek

[ocean pulsar]

fuck sake

[quaint ore]

A very hard deep throat

[pastel quartz]

Sex dolls are gross

[ocean pulsar]

stop having normal people standpoints

[hot snow]

all fun and games until a țaran vine la tine când stai pe telefon și zice ce faci bro

[ocean pulsar]

look around you

[pastel quartz]

Relatives?

[quaint ore]

This is a stalker server

We are all degenerates

[hot snow]

not even kind of

just random people

[quaint ore]

Some more degenerate than the others

[pastel quartz]

Alrighty than, sex dolls are like straight up necrophilia

[orchid robin]

dont wanna point any fingers but

[quaint ore]

🫃

[ocean pulsar]

that's better

[quaint ore]

What the fuck is this

[ocean pulsar]

modernity hope you like it

[quaint ore]

Lil Nas

[ocean pulsar]

xddd

[quaint ore]

💀💀

[orchid robin]

it was never alive tho, its equal to you sticking your dick in a fleshlight

[quaint ore]

It is actually just very advanced masturbation tool

[pastel quartz]

Flesh light doesn't have the entire body

[quaint ore]

Like unironically

[pastel quartz]

Fair point

[hot snow]

I'm pretty sure sex dolls are just full body fleshlights

[quaint ore]

They are

Ok this is getting cursed

[pastel quartz]

Just use your hand

[ocean pulsar]

rizz so bad you gotta fake a whole ass woman

[quaint ore]

I dont judge people who have sex dolls, I frankly dont give a shit.

[hot snow]

alright let's maybe stop talking about sex tools before it gets unhinged

[quaint ore]

Yes

Bad dragon is still a thing

Sadly

[ocean pulsar]

implying that brainfart is not unhinged every waking hour of every day

[orchid robin]

what now

[hot snow]

sorry, sexually unhinged

[quaint ore]

Furry sex toys company

[orchid robin]

oh

okay

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813161028460085282/1067070243211591750/2A366F3D-A4B9-4D1D-97CB-61E341C3C463.gif

[quaint ore]

The biggest one in fact

[orchid robin]

okay

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762159764711931905/1060865979380400178/caption-4-2.gif?width=384&height=675

[woeful lance]

a fleshlight is aight
those like full lower body things you can get are weird
if you buy a sex doll there is straight up no way you will ever touch an actual woman

[quaint ore]

My dawg

[ocean pulsar]

literal pipeline

[quaint ore]

Cute seal

[quaint ore]

Yeah

[ocean pulsar]

i like your doorstop

[quaint ore]

Plus you cant get rid of a sex doll

[orchid robin]

im gonna fuckin murder you

[fierce jay]

[woeful lance]

bad dragon not too bad

[pastel quartz]

My friend once pulled the "look up bad dragon" so I went there and bought him one of the "products", and his parents found it. Let's say that I no longer have friends

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-no-more-gif-21531562

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914160315074232380/1065289190071336980/a_e34b990f7912f87eda8f1132c2b0304a2.gif

[midnight tree]

Real

[orchid robin]

and he no longer has a roof to sleep under

and most likely dead from pneumonia

[woeful lance]

i put a bad dragon sticker on the tumbler i take to work every day just to see if anyone says anything

[hot snow]

L

[woeful lance]

thought about buying a BD beanie or a jacket or some shit too but nah

[ocean pulsar]

is it bad that I don't know what bad dragon is

[quaint ore]

I hate the fact that Salamanders legion and Bad dragon symbol are almost the fucking same

[pastel quartz]

Nah his parents just sat him down and gave him a talk how it's ok, but he is still out to get me to this day

[quaint ore]

Fucking

[woeful lance]

idk what salamanders legion is

[ocean pulsar]

regret looking it up

[quaint ore]

Warhammer 40k space marine legion

[orchid robin]

watch your back

[woeful lance]

oh

[quaint ore]

Lemme get the big black dudes

[orchid robin]

"no mom, its not what you think it is, is the symbol of a 40k space marine legion"

[woeful lance]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-heisenberg-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-heisenberg-walter-white-gif-25689073

[pastel quartz]

I go to class with that guy

[orchid robin]

watch your front, back and sides

[uncut obsidian]

🌩️

[orchid robin]

i recommend looking up as well

[orchid robin]

okay now i have to tell the 2 apart

hmmmmm

bad dragon

[ocean pulsar]

whomp whomp

[pastel quartz]

What could happen from the front ??

[orchid robin]

im gonna kill everyone in this show room

[quaint ore]

That is how they look

They are deadass black

[orchid robin]

major scalie vibes

[ocean pulsar]

isn't that because of their planet

[quaint ore]

It is

Nocturne has radiation which turns people black

[pastel quartz]

Agree with duty dutyer here

[ocean pulsar]

damn my warhammer doctorate coming in clutch

[orchid robin]

the pipeline is real

and

alo bruno

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1055128505484058795/gamma_pipeline.jpg

[quaint ore]

Vulkan is also the biggest primarch

[heady crow]

Alo

How you been today

[orchid robin]

ive been good

ate an omelette

listened to some music

[heady crow]

Pog

[orchid robin]

and bout to start working out

[pastel quartz]

Was it good

[heady crow]

Just finished mine

[orchid robin]

with some salt it was

[pastel quartz]

Well I wish you a great and productive workout

[orchid robin]

how did it go

[heady crow]

Good, im weak asf but the converses feel great while working out

[orchid robin]

Tf is a converse

[heady crow]

Nice to finally have a good stabile connection to the ground with my heel

[heady crow]

Shoes

[orchid robin]

Oooohhhhh

Shoes

Well good thing i mainly do calisthenics, no need for shoes

Unless its too cold

Then its sock time

[heady crow]

Yee. Nice to finally have some proper shoes for weightlifting

[heady crow]

Chad

[orchid robin]

12

Jk i pulled that number out of my ass

[heady crow]

Ayo?

[orchid robin]

I have 42 digits shoved in there

[orchid robin]

Now did i pull that number out of my ass too?

Yes

[oblique spire]

56

The answer is 56

[heady crow]

42

[oblique spire]

No the answer is 56

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rachel-mc-adams-regina-george-mean-girls-shut-up-stfu-gif-5029229

[weak jackal]

i stood in a psy field for 12 minutes and now i have enough estrogen to knock out a rhino

and tumors

[orchid robin]

How do you knock out a rhino with estrogen

[weak jackal]

hit 'em with a YASSSSS

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/832423825076912128/1068415153349070848/abyss_watchers_144p_1.mov

greatest boss battle of all time

[heady crow]

Cmoon samantha, share the estrogen with the rest of the chat

[orchid robin]

Im good

[weak jackal]

But that isn't the https://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/file/Dark-Souls-2/covetous_demon.png

[crimson flame]

thats one majestic cat

[sullen ermine]

i am white

[orchid robin]

K

[weak jackal]

get well soon

[orchid robin]

Lmao

[weak jackal]

me n who?

fun lore fact: the covetus demon is an incel

what a dingus

[orchid robin]

Imagine

………

With 4 mods online

You post this

[weak jackal]

what is it i'm not looking at it

[orchid robin]

Its a woman stomping a guys balls

[weak jackal]

awh hell naw

[crimson flame]

yep you're definitiely getting banned

[golden basin]

Shhh, no snitching

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/deploy-the-mods-mods-moderator-moderators-gif-26495310

[uncut obsidian]

Guess what.

[crimson flame]

reminds me of darkeater midir bossfight

[orchid robin]

Bitch i dont even need to snitch for the mods to see this

[orchid robin]

HA

[weak jackal]

HEHEHEEEE

[crimson flame]

xddd reactions is ready my lord

[orchid robin]

They probs wont be back

[crimson flame]

do the honors

[uncut obsidian]

p!mute @golden basin 30d Was already warned for an NSFW meme before, posted another one

[foggy mantle]

@golden basin has been muted for 4 weeks, 2 days.

[orchid robin]

BANISH HIM TO THE SHADOW REALM

[weak jackal]

holy

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1056034208994316339/xdddddd.mp4

[weak jackal]

disintegrated

[hot snow]

and he dead

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cope-gif-20110606

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/694212666855784450/1068218411705962526/attachment.png

binging with chilling

[orchid robin]

I always return the cart

[hot snow]

moment

[weak jackal]

it's our duty

duty haters when they gotta return the shopping cart 💀

[hot snow]

duty is my second favourite faction

[weak jackal]

me

[fading shuttle]

i know that vtuber

[hot snow]

my favourite is Mercs because they're the only mostly American faction

[fading shuttle]

mercs are the faction for edgelords

im sorry

[weak jackal]

mine is ecologists because nerds who like rocks

and everyone bullies us :(((

[hot snow]

atleast your only enemies are people who hate everyone and people who are hated by almost everyone

[weak jackal]

jk guys i'm always happy

[hot snow]

I'm not

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[orchid robin]

Class clowns when they realize that they wasted their years in school and now have no future

[weak jackal]

but now i'm funny on the internet which can earn you money

[fierce jay]

Jan Matejko
Stanczyk
A classic

[hot snow]

one dola a day

[weak jackal]

better than no dola

[orchid robin]

Keeps the irs away

[weak jackal]

irs? more like IDK

[hot snow]

irs more like idc

[orchid robin]

IDK? More like (uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

[weak jackal]

irs more like ibs (fart with reverb)

[woeful lance]

weasel time

[weak jackal]

hell yeah look at 'em go

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-didnt-ask-klee-gif-26326161

[orchid robin]

Kill it

[hot snow]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-twitter-mya-birdy-moots-gif-21657260

[weak jackal]

fun fact klee was my first 5 star

she's adorbs

bad gameplay but who cares, she's a toddler with grenades

[hot snow]

toddler you say

[weak jackal]

yeah