🎪bruh-fart

[warm fossil]

[trim pilot]

you're more likely to find cropped porn and actual femboy porn/rp here then stalker memes

[orchid robin]

system 32 files

[solar obsidian]

literally me

[warm fossil]

колбаса my beloved 🧡

[eager quest]

or you could be not a social anomaly and properly answer a normal question

but ill look it up

[warm fossil]

best snack made by man

[eager quest]

[hot python]

can i run gamma on this setup?

[trim pilot]

why are we posting stalker memes this is a disgrace to brainfart

[pastel quartz]

i did, fps shooter is all it is

[tame halo]

консерва is better

[eager quest]

u mean valorant?

[trim pilot]

quick someone post a femboy porno

[pastel quartz]

why does he look like every european person

[solar obsidian]

cuz they are sometimes funnier than the shit here

[trim pilot]

reestablish dominance

[supple tendon]

What do u mean

[tame halo]

not even him

[orchid robin]

@heady crow

[supple tendon]

Just

[pastel quartz]

no, valoren

[supple tendon]

Stalker gqmme files

[trim pilot]

he means valorant

[pastel quartz]

do you think madi would play valorant

[trim pilot]

yes?

[orchid robin]

yes

[eager quest]

veloren?

[orchid robin]

hes russian

[pastel quartz]

revolen

[warm fossil]

no

[trim pilot]

there is something not quite right with this picture, find out what it is

[eager quest]

i will kill you

[digital quartz]

revolt ?

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1068181561658323004/image0-27.png

[amber marsh]

oh god he's a bit too right about that

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1068181520013074533/image0-27.png

[pastel quartz]

you wont do much as a caveman

[eager quest]

you are a twig

[orchid robin]

uuuuuuuhhhhhhh, keeping the bloodline pure am i right

[eager quest]

i eat u for first midday meal

starting

[trim pilot]

anyone?

[gentle saffron]

romance option for exclusively family members?

[tame halo]

bongland

[gentle saffron]

that is all i can think of lmfao

[trim pilot]

lemme explain how this happened

[pastel quartz]

father missing

[gentle saffron]

i dont even know what im looking at

[hot python]

Is it incest? Because I saw rimworld and I have to assume it is incest

[trim pilot]

so rimworld, by default has an EXCESSIVELY low chance for incest

[hot python]

Oh okay yeah I was right

[trim pilot]

but apparently both pawns being beautiful can offset the romance penalty from being related

[warm fossil]

time to go

goodbye brainfart

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[hot python]

+30: My wife
-40: Staggeringly ugly

[digital quartz]

I remember having a child slave on cleaning duty in my last playthrough, his family crash landed in my compound and his parents sadly died when they "donated" their organs to the cause

[trim pilot]

even still, the chance is incredibly low

[tame halo]

???

[trim pilot]

this is the first time i ever seen a incestuous relationship in rimworld in my 3000 hours on the game

[pastel quartz]

oki

[orchid robin]

no you

[trim pilot]

and the unfortunate thing is i only found out about it after they had 2 kids

[tame halo]

3000

[amber marsh]

urs need to stay open <3

[orchid robin]

put them to the blade

[pastel quartz]

ew

[hot python]

Average rimworld player: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/307564349705158656/1059993676870320138/image.png

[trim pilot]

*near 3000

[pastel quartz]

hehe

[trim pilot]

rimworlds community went down the collective shithole after royalty

[supple tendon]

You said id find more croped femboy porn here than stalker memes it seems ur mistaken

[trim pilot]

ive played since 1.0, and this community is nothing like it used to be

[hot python]

No... come back when the stars are no longer aligned...

[orchid robin]

most of the true brainfarters are offline rn

[trim pilot]

the main discord and reddit are particularly bad

[amber marsh]

AYO SHADOW OF CHERNOBYL REFERENCE????

LESS GOOOOO

[tame halo]

You sound like me when I talk about stalker

[trim pilot]

the reddit allows people to constantly spam the same generic art over and over and over while banning creative posts

[trim pilot]

the discord has moderators that roleplay "hugging" with minors for 5 hours a day in general chat

[hot python]

thank god i dont visit either of those, official places like that tend to be pure lard

[orchid robin]

[trim pilot]

and those same moderators allow people to spam the living fuck out of furry memes in any channel

[hot python]

not having a mandatory containment zone

[trim pilot]

while banning people who post more than 2 posts in a short time

[hot python]

first mistake

[pastel quartz]

me playing valoren not knowing which keybind does what:

[supple tendon]

This server is a hell hole

[hot python]

Enjoy your stay! :----3

[supple tendon]

What the fuck is valorant

[trim pilot]

the disease that infected rimworlds main discord has infected many many other servers in it

[tame halo]

personal experience with that

[trim pilot]

theres only a few that arent shitholes

[orchid robin]

nono, this chat is

and now you are in it

[pastel quartz]

i enjoyed my stay xqcL xqcL xqcL xqcL xqcL xqcL

[orchid robin]

fresh meat

[supple tendon]

Why am i even here

[trim pilot]

combat extended discord being one

[orchid robin]

warframe?

[hot python]

Is that a reference to the hit song "Creep" by the famous band Radiohead?

[hot python]

The discord for android tiers is alright too, that's basically the only one I'm in

[gentle saffron]

i fucking HATE creep

[hot python]

[trim pilot]

ive been working on an extensive expose on the moderators and all the shit theyve done but its not anywhere close to alright

[gentle saffron]

i HATE radiohead

[trim pilot]

its decent

humanoid alien races got into some hot water tho after a guy did some really messed up shit on it

apparently got himself universally banned from every single rimworld discord

even rimjobworld banned him

[hot python]

Well, as we all know, the best discord is obviously rjw

Still funny to me that people look at rimworld and are like "mmmm yesss.s.... . .. mmmmm mohhh goddd"

[trim pilot]

i actually made a post calmly stating my opinions on what i thought of the community on the reddit

guess what happened

[orchid robin]

pipebomb?

[trim pilot]

someone sent me a death threat

[digital quartz]

not surprising that rimworlds discord communities are like that I can see the game attract very special kinds of people, no disrespect meant I love rimworld too

[orchid robin]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[trim pilot]

3 people tried to manipulate me into thinking my autism was causing me to make this unreasonable opinion

the moderators banned me with no reason

[orchid robin]

i will keep sending you death threats

[pastel quartz]

hot

[orchid robin]

godamnit it

[trim pilot]

i reported the people who did the messed up shit and nothing happened to them

[pastel quartz]

make it detailed

[hot python]

Lmao what, people are insane

[digital quartz]

you cant win with maja

[hot python]

kinda like stellaris I feel like

[orchid robin]

YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT

EXCEPT THAT

[trim pilot]

also the rise of vanilla expanded and its cult has not been a good thing for the modding community

[hot python]

You have a bunch of people who just play the game
and then you have people making awful mods for it who throw shit everywhere

[trim pilot]

ve used to be good

but now its just bloat

[uncut obsidian]

people discovering Marmok

no way

[orchid robin]

wanted to take a piss from the balcony but its all wet from the rain

i have to use the toilet like some bourgeoisie

[hot python]

Hey that reminds me of the community I've had to interact with sometimes
can you guess which one...

[trim pilot]

as a respected member of the ce discord, i am vehemently against VE in all its forms

[trim pilot]

fallout 4 realism mods

[hot python]

as soon as someone says bloat I'm reminded of them

[supple tendon]

Should i put tannerite into my airsoft plate carrier

[pastel quartz]

haii

[trim pilot]

YES

[uncut obsidian]

launching

[orchid robin]

put uranium

[trim pilot]

EXTRA PROTECTIONJ

[uncut obsidian]

oh wait

[trim pilot]

ERA ARMOR

[uncut obsidian]

fucking update

[pastel quartz]

oh

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1068181520013074533/image0-27.png

[hot python]

VE to me just feels like... They make this massive detailed discord page which is like "woahhh graphics"

[trim pilot]

big buff men 🤤 🥵

[supple tendon]

Hei ranni enjoier go into your garage mix together styrofoam and gasoline and show it to the police

[hot python]

and it adds 3 guns

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian do u have any idea where i can get big amoutn of trollhide?

[trim pilot]

not only that

[uncut obsidian]

caves

[trim pilot]

but the devs have stolen from other people multiple times

including art and code

[pastel quartz]

the long ones?

[trim pilot]

they even offered to buy dubs' bad hygeine's code

[supple tendon]

Should i snort 60mg ritalin

[pastel quartz]

oh..

[orchid robin]

YES

[trim pilot]

because they have no creativity or talent anymore

[pastel quartz]

this update is 1/2 of the game

[supple tendon]

Mdma is great

[hot python]

let me buy your shidding code, please...

[pastel quartz]

junkie?

[supple tendon]

Nope

[trim pilot]

dubs bad hygeine is one of the best and universally respected mods on the workshop tf

[supple tendon]

Just enjoier of life

[grim radish]

Do not snort it definitely one of the worse ways

[hot python]

No I meant

[pastel quartz]

a junkie indeed then

[hot python]

it adds bathrooms

[uncut obsidian]

wait why are you using the console

[hot python]

literally shidding

[pastel quartz]

the other onre doesnt work

[trim pilot]

it was codes for the pipes

[uncut obsidian]

why not the airshipper

[trim pilot]

because apparently oskar couldnt figure out how to make a pipe

[pastel quartz]

this is airshipper, with comp mode

[trim pilot]

[uncut obsidian]

oh

[hot python]

Amazing

[uncut obsidian]

krill issue

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-simply-mantastic-mantastic-manta-ray-gif-26542779

[supple tendon]

Im telling u im not a junkie

[stone blade]

Me

[trim pilot]

femboy porn junkie

[supple tendon]

I just like doing it

[pastel quartz]

xd

[supple tendon]

No drugs

[pastel quartz]

mdma is a drug

[supple tendon]

U should try

Its good

[hot python]

hey is CE femboy compatible?

[pastel quartz]

fucking pathetic, disgusting

[trim pilot]

wait you do mdma and you dont think you're a jukie?

[pastel quartz]

i'd tell you more but i'd get banned

qnt saying ecstasy isnt a drug

[trim pilot]

ce's meme about being incompatible really doesnt hold truth anymore

[supple tendon]

It isnt its candy

[trim pilot]

its got integrated patches for hundereds of mods

[supple tendon]

And weed is overrated

[hot python]

No I'm asking if femboys can play CE. Is it compatible.

[trim pilot]

and code to automatically patch things that arent already patched

[digital quartz]

maja taking that highroad off the ramp

[trim pilot]

yes

@supple tendon if you do mdma you are a junkie

[hot python]

Great mod then

[trim pilot]

i dont why you think you arent

but its cope

[hot python]

I've personally not tried it, but it's on da list for my next save

Sounds fun

[orchid robin]

weed is the safest form of drugs when regulated

[supple tendon]

No pic no proof

[trim pilot]

want me to reccomend some mods?

[supple tendon]

The effects are shit

[trim pilot]

ce works best with a set of specific mods to utilize its mechanics

[hot python]

Ouu, yes that'd be nice, you can dm me a list if you'd like

[trim pilot]

ill get on it

[hot python]

[orchid robin]

isnt it mainly used to relax and take off stress

[orchid robin]

maja is on fire today

keep it up

[pastel quartz]

i cant keep it up, ill get banned if i go further

[supple tendon]

I mean shit ive fallen down more stairs than ive walked up on weed

[hot python]

Well if your plug sells you the right one, you're not gonna feel much

[orchid robin]

then maybe dont walk on stairs

[gentle saffron]

me when when i lace all my weed with fentanyl and sell it to high schoolers

[warm fossil]

https://youtu.be/_HZHI-7us94

[supple tendon]

Fent laced stuff is the only one i like doing

Second is mdma

[gentle saffron]

im sorry what

[supple tendon]

Ye

[orchid robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek_EVouA-CI&list=RDMM&index=2&ab_channel=CommanderCH

[supple tendon]

Fent laced weed is good

[gentle saffron]

you're ill

[orchid robin]

mf here combining drugs with no thought

[warm fossil]

it sounds good it just...

VOCALS

[orchid robin]

okay then

heres something else

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exV-cK26mAI&list=RDMM&index=9&ab_channel=Hoxtilicious

you can skip to control if you want

[warm fossil]

no thank you, I've heard PD2 soundtrack thousands of times

(it's awesome)

[orchid robin]

YOU WILL LISTEN TO IT A THOUSAND MORE

[gentle saffron]

EVIL EYE

[warm fossil]

SIR, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,

[gentle saffron]

PUT. THAT. SHIT. ON

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1068148231952932964/bladerunnergondola.mp4

[warm fossil]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[ocean pulsar]

he just like benis fr

[orchid robin]

YOU KNOW WHAT

I WILL

[warm fossil]

GOOD

[orchid robin]

I WILL GO AND MAKE SWEET TENDER LOVE TO MYSELF

[ocean pulsar]

[pastel quartz]

OMGG they added villagers @uncut obsidian

[uncut obsidian]

huh

[pastel quartz]

place isnt empty naymore

[uncut obsidian]

wait wtf

[uncut obsidian]

I don't think they did, villagers were always there

[pastel quartz]

enver seen any

[uncut obsidian]

It's just that some people love doing mass massacres

And then some villages become empty for several hours

[orchid robin]

thats stupid

in minecraft i just went creative and blew a crater around their village so they are stuck

then built a bridge that they cant access

[echo slate]

Maintenance man came in to fix my sink and once he was done I said "want some help up?" And reached my hand down. I guess he didn't hear me and just saw my outstretched hand and shook it, then we held hands for an awkward moment.

[orchid robin]

and imported more villagers so it causes a famine

[digital quartz]

cute

[orchid robin]

plumber man fanfiction

[trim pilot]

ayo plumber erp

[stone blade]

I PASSED THEW EXAMMMMMM

[orchid robin]

wait

who here is polish and interested in politics so i can dm them some news

[digital quartz]

congrats

did you study a lot ?

[stone blade]

no

I didnt study one bit

[digital quartz]

even better

[hot python]

I'm not polish and I'm not interested either. DM it to me

[orchid robin]

yeah no you wont get it then

best i can do is dm you a good song

[hot python]

Are you gatekeeping rn

Are you being a gatekeeper

[ocean pulsar]

He definitely is

[orchid robin]

do you know what PiS and KO is?

[ocean pulsar]

Piss is Sick and Kinky Ostrich

[hot python]

yeah what Renner said

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smoke-gif-24576105

just another day

[hot python]

OK. Let's hear it.

Holy shit. Sigma music taste.

https://tenor.com/view/tibu-crying-good-music-sad-gif-16139511

[trim pilot]

madirex can you ban him

[devout hull]

baby shark do dodo do do

[digital quartz]

damn you know all the lyrics ?

[hot python]

dedicated

superfan

[orchid robin]

ayo does clear sky offer artifact missions or should i keep bringing them to the eggheads

[trim pilot]

i think all the youtubers unhappy with youtube should move to pornhub

that would solve their issues

[hot python]

Brainfart will from now on be entirely hosted in the pornhub comment section

[orchid robin]

reminds me of that news story where a nun became a stipper and said she was happier that way

[hot python]

you can be both

[digital quartz]

a god fearing stripper

[orchid robin]

elaborate?

[trim pilot]

im not going to go into this at all

[orchid robin]

maybe tears of happine- no

[digital quartz]

idk if that is just my anecdotal experience but the one time I went to a stripclub it was sad and depressing

[hot python]

w2c frog plushies

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn4_oD-TJw0

Time to make Youtube a word.

[weak jackal]

I my thousands of hours of new vegas i don't think i've ever let that dummy live

[hidden path]

who wanna buy potential fire hazards from me

[weak jackal]

one time i'm like "okay i'll do a legion playthrough" and then i went to the arena and they said "We don't let WOMEN into the arena" and i was like "okay, killing you all"

[crimson pagoda]

who's the goober that removed my green name

[digital quartz]

even playing for the Legion I always kill Caesar

[hidden path]

I'm selling old laptop power bricks

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian oh i ened to download it again

[heady crow]

Madirex

[uncut obsidian]

dam

[pastel quartz]

@amber marsh wtf do u mean america

[hot python]

Is there enough content in New Vegas to play it for that long? I like the game but I couldn't get that much time out of it

[crimson pagoda]

why has god abandoned us

[weak jackal]

I want a coloured name, maybe ourple

[orchid robin]

good

[weak jackal]

lots of content especially with dlc. and replayability with different factions, choices and builds

[crimson pagoda]

mods, many mods

[hot python]

Oh right I forgot about those

[pastel quartz]

im in snelis anyways so you guys would have to get close, forgot to use campfires

[hot python]

It's my friend's birthday tomorrow and she is really acting like that

very true meme

[weak jackal]

send it to her along with a "yippee"

[crimson pagoda]

Marry her

[hot python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krzZWTuFZDA

[crimson pagoda]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752759803239071754/953123514175610920/image0-1.gif

[hot python]

I don't think she'd appreciate that one a lot but I had the idea

[digital quartz]

he is a certified boy kisser

[crimson pagoda]

certified boy lover

[weak jackal]

nice

[digital quartz]

certified loverboy

[weak jackal]

robot

everything that blushes is a robot

[hot python]

Did someone say robots

[weak jackal]

thats how they work

[orchid robin]

he is the mf that would be asked "whats heavier, a kilogram of feathers or a kilogram of steel" and would answer the steel

[weak jackal]

full of oil

[digital quartz]

I was about to say this doesnt exactly explain why tho

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/purpgifs-fnaf-security-breach-fnaf-fnaf-memes-vanny-gif-24205928

[hot python]

but a kilogram of steel............. is heavier than feathers.........

https://tenor.com/view/confused-what-huh-gif-15321953

[digital quartz]

but its steel ????

[plucky void]

steel's heavier than feathers

[weak jackal]

i sleep with plushies

[orchid robin]

you are being sarcastic rn right

[digital quartz]

in case you had to do some emergency carpentry ?

[plucky void]

I'm emulating limmy

[hot python]

did you not see the video where that quote is from...............

[plucky void]

in my vm

inside my head

[gentle saffron]

pusheen???

[orchid robin]

no

[hot python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg

[digital quartz]

steel is heavier

[weak jackal]

look at my sylvanas and Jaina pins. they're sparkly

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jump-table-flip-gif-24019559

[plucky void]

shiny

[digital quartz]

@heady crow

[heady crow]

Toomb

Aloo

You been nice today?

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-perfume-dior-sauvage-fragance-spray-gif-12836007

[gentle saffron]

today i will go to the beach and catch hermit crabs

[digital quartz]

here your daily dose of Jeremy @heady crow

and yes I've been a good boy

[pastel quartz]

[plucky void]

level 1 rpg protagonist be like

[heady crow]

Nice to hear

[digital quartz]

candice ?

[gentle saffron]

ferb, i know what were gonna do today

[hot python]

terp?

[digital quartz]

can deez nuts fit in your mouth ?

[plucky void]

it is a comedy once you realize how many clowns behave online like they're patrick bateman

[heady crow]

Hes just like me

[gentle saffron]

based

[hot python]

No, you should probably get that checked out. Wtf...

[heady crow]

@midnight tree

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian can u invite me?

[digital quartz]

you have to play along and be mad at the deez nuts joke

otherwise its not fun

[hot python]

Well you see I have no friends and can't comprehend empathy. he's LITERALLY like ME!!!

*does nothing whatsoever for another 90 days straight*

[pastel quartz]

whats the name of the dungeon ur in too madi

[hot python]

wait sorry I'll fix it

[hot python]

ARRRGHHHHHHHHH

[digital quartz]

I legit had to try dear Freya 120 times when on my first playthrough because the Black Knight Halberd cant hit her hardest boss ever for me

[weak jackal]

you just bonq her on da hed

[orchid robin]

the perfect wedding gift

[digital quartz]

ye but the Black Knight Halberd is too big and bounces off her carapace if you dont get the perfect angle

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/giant-dad-git-gud-scrub-gif-5316883

[digital quartz]

god this is terrifying

[urban ocean]

Me in 2011

[hot python]

Yes

[weak jackal]

night at the museum

[gentle saffron]

legion is cringe

i said it.

[weak jackal]

Legion, more like... peegion

got'em

[gentle saffron]

nice one dude up top!

[plucky void]

they're all cringe

[gentle saffron]

that made me guffaw!

[plucky void]

except maybe the kings

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[hot python]

JSawyer more like JBased?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967120245166845962/1066610367779835924/image.png

[gentle saffron]

the kings are the best

[hot python]

I think the king is one of my faves from that game

[weak jackal]

the kings be like "Hey can you help my dog"

[digital quartz]

idk I kinda liked the idea of the boomers, just shell everything you dont understand and dont even try to understand anything

[hot python]

Rex my beloved

[digital quartz]

berserk (2016) reference ?

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-guts-walk-anime-gif-9724918

[hot python]

They should add this as a command for the bot

[weak jackal]

woah it's that one cgi cartoon show

[digital quartz]

god I physically recoil every time I see it

[hot python]

Literally varg vikernes calling someone a dumbass for not liking a video game

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/berserk-berserk-meme-skull-knight-berker-reference-berserk-clang-gif-20375218

[hot python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/981372521590972416/1068196395468726282/unknown-1-1.png

[heady crow]

I think he was called nuts

Idk

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/stalcraft-снюс-minecraft-gif-19986730

[digital quartz]

bf4 ?

[gentle saffron]

what if you move towards it

[digital quartz]

embrace the hand

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

this happens

[orchid robin]

you cant have a negative velocity

so it goes towards you

[gentle saffron]

i wish a mf would

[heady crow]

I wish. Im gonna send some Job applications and some other shit, ill hit you up if but dont wait for mr

[digital quartz]

gl gl

[gentle saffron]

i need someone to mandhandle the fuck out of me

[orchid robin]

bruno looking for a job?

[heady crow]

Dude ikr

[weak jackal]

me

[gentle saffron]

preferably a 6'2" woman in platform heels

[digital quartz]

I can give you a recommendation for your job application

[heady crow]

Bet

[digital quartz]

"Bruno saved that orphanage I saw it with my own eyes"

[gentle saffron]

REAL

[heady crow]

Im gonna go crazy if i dont do anything during the summer

[orchid robin]

"Bruno burned that orphanage I saw it with my own eyes"

[heady crow]

Ill put that in my cv, thanks

[quaint ore]

n o

[heady crow]

Ill put that in my cv, thanks

[quaint ore]

fuck no

I hate you

[gentle saffron]

heheheha

[digital quartz]

"he burned and saved that orphanage"

[quaint ore]

why did you remind me that Eclipse exists

[eager igloo]

Juicy

NOOO

[eager igloo]

WHY AM I GREY

[slim osprey]

Novice

[weak jackal]

SODA!!!!!

[digital quartz]

welcome to the brotherhood

[weak jackal]

grey gang

[orchid robin]

im just gonna stress and panic over my future after i submit the papers to the academy 😎

[digital quartz]

✊ grey names unite, we will not stay background colored forever

[slim osprey]

Y'know

[heady crow]

Mood, gym gains are gonna go insane tho

[weak jackal]

I hope i get a cool colour one day

[slim osprey]

Now that I got the blue role I realize

[slim osprey]

Finally I got my experienced role back

[orchid robin]

legit if i dont manage idk what i will do

[eager igloo]

I refuse to participate in rat race

Racing is for racists

[weak jackal]

excellent, one less opponent

[heady crow]

Get stuck in the it industry

[orchid robin]

I DONT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN

seriously

[slim osprey]

Yeah I'm a racist, and I'm winning

[orchid robin]

everyone keeps saying "why not"

and im just like "why would i want that"

[digital quartz]

is that the only 2 options ? managing or IT ?

[orchid robin]

"oh you make thousands and work from home" yeah after you already got a quite the years of experience under your belt and you are in a good field

[digital quartz]

become a forest engineer

you do need them in Greece

[orchid robin]

we need them

[quaint ore]

that is... kinda sad

[orchid robin]

but soon we wont after we get rid of the last few forests

[digital quartz]

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

Go work in finland then

[orchid robin]

do what exactly

i dont even know finnish

[heady crow]

Forestry engineer duh

[digital quartz]

just make shit up, I think that is what they do anyway

[heady crow]

Mf you do paperwork and go plan some cuttings

[orchid robin]

i dont even know what forest engineering is to be honest

[heady crow]

...

[gentle saffron]

wtf u gonna do? make the trees industrial?

[digital quartz]

making forests sustainable

[gentle saffron]

my honest reaction

[orchid robin]

im gonna make human civilization unsustainable

[orchid robin]

is

is that real

[orchid robin]

cuz i would expect that much from fox news

[slim osprey]

Yes

[digital quartz]

do you think Fox News would write the word DICK VEIN on their screen ?

[heady crow]

Yeah

[orchid robin]

they keep advocating for violence and a coup.....so yeah

[digital quartz]

but thats no no vulgarity

[gentle saffron]

they complained about the green M&M not being hot anymore

this isn't surprising

[gentle saffron]

tucker just has a candy kink

[digital quartz]

as the ancestors intended

[gentle saffron]

the green m&m is bad asf

id hit

[orchid robin]

they complained that there was a new brown m&m and it was displayed with the green m&m and started theorizing that its a lesbian relationship so they can hate on it

[hoary elk]

no fucking way

[eager igloo]

@orchid robin you like metal

[orchid robin]

depends

[gentle saffron]

can league finally die

[heady crow]

Finally someone can fix their spaghetti code

[orchid robin]

what kind of metal

[gentle saffron]

it it happening

is it over soon

[heady crow]

It it

[hoary elk]

multi billion dollar company clapped by some dude

[eager igloo]

Hunter

[gentle saffron]

yeah youre going in the note tonight

[orchid robin]

i meant genre but okay

[heady crow]

What note

[gentle saffron]

[hoary elk]

slenderman notes

[digital quartz]

the notes

[heady crow]

Yall schizo asf

[hot python]

Uh, yeah? You're not?

[heady crow]

Nah

[hot python]

Sad!

[orchid robin]

oooooo, new african war starting

[hoary elk]

bruno is just a silly boy

[orchid robin]

democratic republic of congo vs rwanda

[hoary elk]

didn't a congolese su-25 get shot down already?

[heady crow]

We stay silly :3. Time to gas myself doing 3 sets of hack squat and rdl

[orchid robin]

they tried to shoot it down

he avoided the missile

[hot python]

Do I get king of #🎪bruh-fart if I get a medical schizophrenia diagnosis

[hoary elk]

you get the regular subscription

[heady crow]

We already have khaa as the King schizo here

[hot python]

I'll prove #🎪bruh-fart wrong........

[heady crow]

You better keep me up to date

[orchid robin]

fine

[heady crow]

Ty

[grizzled meadow]

walt jr glow up

[heady crow]

Walt Jr glow up

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno ninja'd again

[heady crow]

Im on phone

Shut up

[grizzled meadow]

Me too

Suck it

[heady crow]

Alright

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

My hands are cold

[gentle saffron]

its FLYNN

NOT WALT JR

GOD

[grizzled meadow]

I'm in front of a fire

[gentle saffron]

im literally seething

[digital quartz]

what did you burn this time ?

[grizzled meadow]

THOSE ARE MINERALS MARIE

[heady crow]

Bro took a new name for himself and chose flynn

[gentle saffron]

NOT ROCKS

[grizzled meadow]

Wood

[heady crow]

I am NOT respecting that name

[digital quartz]

flynnigan

[heady crow]

Hansel posting

[ruby minnow]

Hansel posting

[grizzled meadow]

Hansel is so hot right now

[gentle saffron]

why are breaking bad fans and stalker fans the same

did we all watch that shit

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-richie-aprile-the-jacket-full-leather-jacket-wheres-the-jacket-gif-15875240

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813161028460085282/1067070243211591750/2A366F3D-A4B9-4D1D-97CB-61E341C3C463.gif

[digital quartz]

Richie Aprile posting ?

[grizzled meadow]

Richie Aprile goat

Sopranoposting let's go

[digital quartz]

you gonna build a ramp up my ass Falco ?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-gabagool-tony-therapy-gif-26084338

[grizzled meadow]

Damn I found the absolute fan in here

[gentle saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-maxwell-spin-spinning-cat-maxwell-spinning-gif-27234188

[gentle saffron]

i dont have hands

[digital quartz]

I do love The Sopranos

[digital quartz]

maybe drive a Lionel up there ?

[grizzled meadow]

We need to find a Beansie to bully now

[digital quartz]

smash a coffee pot over his head

[heady crow]

Me

[hot python]

https://tenor.com/view/agree-gif-26233397

[ruby minnow]

aren't FNV fans femboys anyway

[gentle saffron]

yes

the only NV fans are on HRT

[hot python]

Real

[heady crow]

Fnv is the start of the trans pipeline

[hot python]

Tag a gun nut

[ruby minnow]

@old cove

[hot python]

heck of a shotgun

[trim pilot]

@trim pilot

[heady crow]

@trim pilot

[digital quartz]

Five Nights at Vreddys

[heady crow]

Yes

[heady crow]

You see what happens to the fox as the games go on?

[digital quartz]

idk never played any of them

[heady crow]

Ah

Mb

[old cove]

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/saturn-gif-26519213

[digital quartz]

oh shit

that just reminded me

[digital quartz]

of the absolute abyss that is the wii communities

[hot python]

LETS GOOOOOO

[digital quartz]

oh right

Miiverse it was called

[digital quartz]

Miiverse was wild

[gentle saffron]

man in a cave 300 years ago

[old cove]

thats right

[gentle saffron]

didnt realize we fought the british with tree branches and big rocks

guess i gotta read up on history again

[digital quartz]

grandma heard you talking shit about her dish from last years christmas

[gentle saffron]

least fabricated 4chan story

[eager quest]

@pastel quartz what is wrong with you

who hurt you

[hot python]

He's onto us.............................................

[ruby minnow]

check this out

[eager quest]

hell nah bro

[slim osprey]

Dear god

[eager quest]

im smashing that controller up

[ruby minnow]

burn it

[ruby minnow]

@old cove this for u

[old cove]

this is really how it works

[warm fossil]

violent urges

[old cove]

wait until the end

[warm fossil]

the CS:S M4 reloading sound

[ruby minnow]

[hot python]

Time for a nostalgia bomb mfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTy8TWM3JA

[plucky void]

apparently Hi-Fi Rush is cool

[hot python]

Might wanna wait until they remove Denuvo from the game tho

That shit can fuck even legit copies up so hard

[errant river]

This is amazing

[warm fossil]

[hot python]

[warm fossil]

that's it I'm going to play Condition Zero

[hot python]

I still fire up 1.6 sometimes

Never forget the cs 1.0 silent awp bind

[warm fossil]

I remember playing an unhealthy amount of CS 1.6. back in my childhood

and y'know what?

zero regrets

[hot python]

Can you believe that the AK47 isn't meta in modern CSGO
Kinda fucked up

[vivid marsh]

It's not?

[hot python]

Pro players buy the SG553 more often than the AK47 now

like 30% to 20%

[warm fossil]

I can't stand the CS:GO AK

that shit's uncontrollable for me

[hot python]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/198195210486808576/1038907200824934462/image.png

[pastel quartz]

this is poise @uncut obsidian

[plucky void]

you're not meant to control it

you're meant to kill fools in one headshot with it

[errant river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/968067890471399434/1068139874869329990/86J0aSOKWkYgdHLr.mov

[warm fossil]

if only I had the skill to do that

[hot python]

Yeah the AK47 in csgo is kinda wild, but it has no recoil compared to the one in 1.6
It's kinda wild that before certain players hit the scene, nobody even sprayed in CS in general because it was seen as unskilled

But then some mf from NiP I think started running around and won tournaments doing it because he did it so well

[warm fossil]

a real run n' gun enthusiast

[old cove]

waring scary

[hot python]

I recorded some 1.6 gameplay a while ago if you want a nostalgia bomb :^)

I'm not very good at it anymore tho

[warm fossil]

unironically I was way better at 1.6. when I was younger

also hell yeah

[hot python]

It's in a very wide resolution but shouldnt be too bad

[ruby minnow]

@heady crow

[vivid marsh]

GG's 🤜

[hot python]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUGwVyQgmI4

[plucky void]

actual cancer

[hot python]

the version with audio is even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQsybacmbro

[warm fossil]

this is legit physically painful to watch

[hot python]

don't embed fail on me now...

[ruby minnow]

♻️

[warm fossil]

it embed failed on you

[hot python]

sadge

I just realized I still have the old CS gaming setup

Membrane office keyboard with an MX518 mouse lol

[old cove]

actually a high effort shitpost since the guy had to go to like 20 different restaurants for the sauces

[warm fossil]

high effort eye torture

[warm fossil]

I still have the old keyboard I had all these years ago

[hot python]

:0

[warm fossil]

I'd go as far as to say it's younger than me only by a couple of years

[hot python]

I just have a $20 Cherry office keyboard now :L

[hoary elk]

i bought this mech kb in 2014

[trim pilot]

SIR GET DOWN

[trim pilot]

the original is better

[trim pilot]

thats a flare gun btw

[hot python]

Well? Let's see it.

[trim pilot]

why should i provide you with greatness

[hot python]

Then you clearly don't have it. Liars these days... SMH TBH !

[trim pilot]

oh i have it

i just dont feel like blessing this channel with it

why dont you post it if you're so elitist about it

[warm fossil]

A4Tech G800

[hot python]

Cus I don't have it. That's why I asked. Obviously !!!

I know nothing of this original. You'll have to post it in #🎪bruh-fart . Make sure to tag a moderator too, I think they'd find it funny! :-)

[hot python]

Omg the old gaming keyboard vibe lol

I love it

[warm fossil]

it's fucking awesome

there's not 5, not 10 but 15 additional keys

I cannot live without them

they're just so useful

[hot python]

Reject RGB
Return to

[warm fossil]

exactly

I remember one time spilling cola on it

the space bar got sticky so I decided to take a look inside and...

oh boy

[hot python]

The hacks

[warm fossil]

it wasn't cleaned ONCE since my dad bought it

[hot python]

oh no, amazing that it still worked

[warm fossil]

I made sure to make this bad boy squeaky clean

[hot python]

Those razer optical switches for example cough and die if you put a singular crumb between the caps

[warm fossil]

damn

[hot python]

They enter "hey guys what sffffffffffffffffffffffffffff up" mode

[warm fossil]

I'm still not used to seeing the clean keyboard under the keys

instead of a pitch black space

[hot python]

Some keyboards are just troopers, I wish waterproof ones were basically the main standard to make cleaning easier

Dishwasher-safe kbs 2024 real?

[warm fossil]

lol

we can only hope

[hot python]

Though it's a shame that the updated MX518 seems a bit scuffed compared to the original

I mean it has a better sensor and all that, but the actual housing is what feels worse

[hot python]

My hands rejected the G502 like white blood cells so I figured I'd get my fave, the shape is still good at least

[hoary elk]

i just got a cheap ec-2 clone

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian disconnected, this vc kinda burns my internet

[uncut obsidian]

i'll have to go anyways

3:09am

[pastel quartz]

OMG U can change the appereance in character selection

[hot python]

Looks interesting, I'm just used to this one by now tho

[warm fossil]

Madi, your willpower to stay awake for so long is incredible

[hot python]

I had the original for 5 years straight, then I had the G400S which is just a slightly chunkier and modernized version of that for 7 more

[warm fossil]

I'd start to feel like shit by 1 AM and barely resist the urge to fall asleep on the nearest comfortable spot

[midnight tree]

Real and true, also i can hip thrust you at least 5 times with already tired glutes

[pastel quartz]

what is this graph of

[pastel quartz]

wtff now im hungry

[heady crow]

would

[digital quartz]

wait I just realized

why do you even need to send applications for a summer job ?

[hot python]

the distribution of IQ scores across the population

[digital quartz]

Is that a normal thing in Finland ?

[solar obsidian]

didnt know croissants are a chinese dish

[heady crow]

wdym

[uncut obsidian]

3:15am

yesterday I stayed up til 5

[warm fossil]

god damn!

[solar obsidian]

im calling your parents

[digital quartz]

or is the jobs you are applying for more specialized ?

for most of my summer jobs I never applied just went there and asked if they need a hand over the summer

[midnight tree]

@heady crow how did the gym go bro

[heady crow]

just like general customer service, clerk shit for supermarkets and warehouse stuff

[digital quartz]

wait

what

you have to write applications for that ?

holy

[heady crow]

went well, bench has resetted back to 55kg for 6 reps

[digital quartz]

that sucks

[heady crow]

yeah

[slim osprey]

He's my new literally me

[heady crow]

but its only up from here

tomorrow lower day

[midnight tree]

See if you can hip thrust 90kg

I'm assuming i'm still around that point

[heady crow]

maybe, ive never trained glutes directly

[digital quartz]

cant you just go to the supermarket and ask the manager to speak to you for a second or would that be weird in Finland ?

[heady crow]

always felt like ive gotten enough from rdls and bss

[heady crow]

idk ive never heard anyone doing that

[midnight tree]

I don't know what that means

[heady crow]

they advertise to go through websites and all

[hoary elk]

romanian deadlift

[heady crow]

romanian deadlift and bulgarian split squat

[digital quartz]

damn

[hoary elk]

(you steal the barbell)

[midnight tree]

Bruh doing balkan training

[digital quartz]

I remember how I got the zoo job, was visiting, saw they needed someone selling ice cream, asked the lady selling them who to ask, went there and started the next day

[heady crow]

bruh wtf 😭

thatd be so easy

[midnight tree]

Romanian deadlift: you pick up the bar and you run as fast as you can back home

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian didnt u say u were gonan sleep

[digital quartz]

what about the gardening stuff or the cemetery stuff ?

[uncut obsidian]

lemme finish this cave

[digital quartz]

You sure you cant just show up there and tell them yo im searching for a job over the summer

[pastel quartz]

oh.. pepelaugh

[heady crow]

applying through the churches own website

[midnight tree]

I got my job as an apprentice by just asking too

[digital quartz]

aw man

mb try it anyway what are they gonna do? say no twice ?

[midnight tree]

I'm a decendant of a few priests bro, how about you confess your sins to me someday

[digital quartz]

your ancestors broke celibacy ? 😳

[amber marsh]

I'm dumb dw

[hidden path]

had to go to a business school

stinks of money and bad tastes

[digital quartz]

did you do some business ?

[hidden path]

No

[ocean pulsar]

business men doing business

[uncut obsidian]

ok im done

[hidden path]

it was for next year, basically just a place for a lot of chatting bout studies

[ocean pulsar]

studies about doing business

like a business man doing business

[digital quartz]

doing business things

with my business buddies

[ocean pulsar]

in a business environment

[digital quartz]

business handshake ?

[ocean pulsar]

very professional.

[vivid marsh]

VERY professional.

[ocean pulsar]

pedro you here to join our business meeting

We're discussing the business deals for the next quarter

how can we up the business market share in the business making industry

[hoary elk]

literally me

[vivid marsh]

I'm working out at the moment, but sounds like a very intriguing offer. I'll see if I can fit it into my schedule.

• ElPedroChicoRaulAlfonsoTejada

[fading shuttle]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/oMzXX1AxZXGf5mz2zBxylKTZU9iXcB9cXLVbyaYWk-g/https/i.redd.it/3r4ktghalaea1.png?width=745&height=559

[ocean pulsar]

I'll ask my assistant to whip up a dozen 3D gradient pie charts for everything and anything.

-Renner

[digital quartz]

Synergy

[ocean pulsar]

Outstanding!

I'm gonna go take a shit

[digital quartz]

I need these powerpoints done by yesterday damnit

[vivid marsh]

Hello @ocean pulsar .

I look forward to your meticulously crafted 3D pie charts for our current discussed topics. I look forward to the synergy between us as coworkers.

-ElPedroChicoRaulAlfonsoTejada

[digital quartz]

Hello @ocean pulsar,

As per my last email, I needed these powerpoints done by yesterday. You must've missed my email from last week. Should you need further clarification, please don't hesitate to contact me.

-Tomb-omb

[heady crow]

"as per my last email" aka did you even read it

😭

[digital quartz]

oh fuck

I forgot the "Regards"

thats basically a declaration of war

also "Let me know if I should be talking to someone else about this"

a passive aggressive corporate classic

[solar obsidian]

new roleplay channel looks weird

[vivid marsh]

Professional white collar roleplay

Aka. American Psycho

[digital quartz]

ngl that would be funny as hell

corporate communications rp

[vivid marsh]

Hello colleagues, please take a look at my new American Express Platinum card (Picture is taken after a usual dinner with some of my associates)

[digital quartz]

very nice, and the subtle thickness

[vivid marsh]

P.S. I heard a fellow associate of ours, Paul Allen, is going on vacation to London

[solar obsidian]

now this is roleplaying

[vivid marsh]

No this is where I communicate with my fellow colleagues. If you want to inquire me elsewhere, I do have a LinkedIn profile where you can direct message me.