#🎪bruh-fart
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not the cia ones
on paper
I like the fact that out of all countries romania and lithuania had blacksites in europe
why are we allowing the fuckin CIA to have blacksites outside the US
like, the prisons need to house a certain amount of prisoners? yeah that's because a lot of prisons in the US are facing overpopulation crises
romania and lithuania are a part of europe bro
so they dont want prisons sitting empty while others are overflowing
where else would they put them
that's literally their job
they cannot do anything inside US soil
I dunno, Poland and germany are likely to allow it too
while yes the US has the most prisoners in their world i dont think they are facing overpopulation crises
project MK-Ultra
some states are, yes. and states can't just export prisoners to different states because that would be sending them to an entirely different legal system
they can fuck off with "their job", those dipshits lied to eisenhower about the amount of nukes the ussr had to boost the cold war tensions
they didn't only lie about that
i agree with dutyer the CIA has far outlived its purpose
they lied about many things
same with the ATF
the cia has too much power and too little oversight
the CIA has exactly zero oversight lmao
an intelligence agency that is allowed to go wherever it wants and kill whoever it wants and just say it was because of "national security"?
fuck that
anywho i gotta get ready for bed cause i got work tomorrow
the american public was right to freak out when the cia was first introduced
it was fun chatting with yall brainfart
Thta feels like something DHS should do not CIA
But again
Got kicked in the chin, now it has a giant bump
it was literally the kgb of the US
man timezones a real bitch huh i just woke up
I am not american
i gotchu bro, let me kiss it better
exactly, why does the cia exist when the department of homeland security exists
which does its actual job
unlike the cia
Nah but that shit is un naturally big
CIA is an intelligence agency, and should have stayed one 
its about 5:30am for me i just work night shifts
exactly
an intelligence agency that just gathers intelligence and shares it with homeland security
not an intelligence agency that has access to their own black ops task force and professional assasins
Intelligence agencies do have special teams for reconissciance and stuff, but Special Activities Division is something else
@uncut obsidian 🥚
aight enough politics have yall ever tried homemade "italian" cream soda?
Why are you making an Italian cream in your soda
No
it is actually really good
its just
club soda
whatever flavoring syrup you want (i like to use torani's vanilla)
half & half (yes the stuff you put in coffee)
and ice
half n half goes in last for appearance
very good 10/10 highly recommend
I do not own the rights to the music used in video. This is for entertainment purposes only and no money is being made from this. Music rights belong to their respective owners.
havent made it since high school and i think i want to try and make it again after i go shopping this weekend
real
(it smells of balls)
Me
not to toot my own horn but my ball smell is pretty alright
I dont believe it
(manipulatively)
hello chaaaaaaaaa- goodbye chat
mine probably smell of vanilla because i have an unhealthy obsession with vanilla scented soaps and hand sanitizers
....
proof?
That was enough of brainfart for me...
First day in brainfart?
aight gimme a minute
wish it was
an experience I'll never forget
it's wonderful
used underwear merchants hard at work here
my balls smell like shit
Same
did you shit on your balls?
no
Remembering that company which made a VR headset that replicates smells
Bring those balls over here boy
bet
Lemme be the judge of that
i just have to screw them loose and mail them real quick
Just picked up this beaty
i present to you the various forms of vanilla i have stored in my closet, not including the cans and bottles i have open and strewn about the house
oh wait
send balls
Brainfarter that smells good
ope nvm thats honey scented
The fuck is that
@slim osprey wake up new "would" dropped
i mostly smell like nothing as i require that i blend perfectly into my environment so i can stay in people's walls undetected
SPOINGLE
sick
Nah we just kick one another in the chins for fun
yo wtf the skin colour reveal?
oh i almost forgot
having a deathmatch with my cat
whyte boy
I assume most people that play stalker are edgy white kids
berry vanilla body spray that i got for christmas
that mf be crazy I just wanna pet him
What did you expect
ourple
why would you assume i'm white
with how many times i say the n-word it must be pretty obvious i am not a yakubian creation
what is Stalker
idk
accurate
You sound white
weasel update
That, or just straight up femboys
wow racist
i think thats just gamma
Yes
yooooooooooo
Could be
thats not a spoingle
i have the skin of a white man but the luxurious mane of a glorious native american
i may be blonde and i may have white skin but there's no doubt i am a full-blooded african
rhodesians never die after all
i am a man with hair to make many women jealous
make me jealous too
fr, wider than a 4 wheeled wagon i tell you
nope
native american
nah i dont have the greek blonde hair mine is dark brown
my hair be thicc af
oh. still im pretty sure theres not any greek in my ancestry
around 45cm with my legs squeezed together
in a linear line
from like
end to end of my hip
real
same
me
time to drink some plum wine
🍎 or 🍏
red apples far superior
honey crunch
who finna vc
Just giving options u.u
however i will say that fiji apples which are a weird mix of green and red are by far my favorite
Me in like 3 hours
real
anywho actual bedtime now
I go buy toilet paper
real
i want a femboy hooters
Build one
I'll be a costumer 24/7
you just need them all in one place
that looks awesome
😳
Cleanest western griddy
hey does anyone have that quantum mechanics lecture people keep posting as a joke, i need it for research purposes
🙏
isnt it like 7k roubles
yes.

@heady crow
WELL SO ITS 20 Rounds
close enough
I wouldnt know
cause I never buy PP
unlike you homos
i get it for free

NO I SWEAR IM NOT
proof?
we wait with baited breath
i swear im a girl kisser :(((
So far ive only heard about you kissing your MALE friends
uuh uuh
sadly none of THEM pump iron 
need me a gym partner whos a partner in more ways than only that
fr fr
A tax evasion partner
you called?
MAKE A COMBUSTABLE LEMON
yes, where the fuck do i buy converses here
i just want some cheap flat footed gym shoes for fucks sake
Try EMP?
no the toyboy twink malewife called converse
just become flat footed and take off your shoes
maaybe, could prolly order some band stuff but iirc they mostly have some generic ones
Ye they dont have Converse Branded shoes
apparently your name is to spicy for me to type
but thats where i bought mine
and they hold up well
Tho i havent done much of what i bought them for with it
tbf i just need some shoes that have a flat, thin rubber sole
stinky
Mmm
be dripped out
Gachi moment
nahh dont make me hungry like that
murica
It's okay bro, just step on me, it's fine 🙏🏼
would go with my board fr fr
fr fr
Muahahahaha
omg thats so cute
sceakboard
Hell yeah
I bought it a while ago because I wanted to learn skating again, after giving it up when i was like 10
And to be more active
Landed one kick flip and then i stopped
Because of injury
Thy falafel?
nah
a hungarian avant garde black metal band
but they just seem to be releases of a few splits that they are in
cut em off
ayo is that voxel worlds successor ?
when you are going to go masturbate
scroll up from here
oh cube world my bad
hey that looks pretty aight
cube world?
nah
cube world was my shit im definitely downloading that
yes
I played it
when i was like 7
Ikr?
cube world had a lot of potential but they gave up on it too quick
Veloren is cube world if it was made by people who care about their community
Because they are the community
I am ready 🫡
YOOE
Falco also installed it
We may wait for him to wake up
download it
There's a friend/party system
it's like 500mb
@еvery-
post it in announcements 
This is Veloren discord server now
yoe gamma players stop playing gamma check this voxel game its so cool!
ask Grok if he can make a Veloren modpack
this is a GAMMA, Tarkov, BattleBit, GHPC and Veloren server
why does Veloren sound so much like Verloren 
@heady crow How did i never know that Herman Li played the guitar on Babymetal's Road of resistance?
because you're about to take an L
how do the servers work, are your characters persistent between servers? And do we make a Gamma server or do we join public ones ?

Certified fascist music
mans rollin a fatty inside out I can respect it
Voxel game?? Minecrap?
minercraffy?
if it is still like cube world its like minecraft with an rpg system
I'd love a brainfart minecraft server
that sounds dope ngl
big chazz in your mouth
Translation: "LIKE ALWAYS, YOU ASKED FOR IT - WE MADE IT"
This isnt the first time they made dick taste
what does dick flavour even mean
someone asked for this before ?
its just skin and musk
That's the flavour
thats not a flavour you wanna eat casually as chips
I got no idea wtf were they taking when they thought it was a good idea to create this taste, but i want some
skin flavoured chips sounds absolutely horrible
I need to check
Most people working in that company are 18+ so the taste test could be live

maybe they made a chips flavour and one of the guys went "wow this tastes like dick"
but not all dicks taste the same
The further i think about it the worse it gets
whose dick did they taste
THE dick like we have THE kilogram
Probably all of them at the company
like the default standard dick
@digital quartz DIN Dick?
yeah DIN Dick
The standard by which all dicks are judged

Weed flavour could be good tho
It's like how the french have that steel bar that's exactly one meter
Guts in a suit looks fucking fresh
They have a steel penis
Agreed
it tastes like the smell + hay or something
Depends how sweaty the man was
no we're on the weed flavour now
The majority of somethings taste is the smell
I meant weed
i hope the weed flavour doesnt taste like a sweaty man
thats more
dealer flavoured
God I am about to die
did you taste them 
From laughter
a few
Cori had all of them


Those chips taste like BO and patchouli
why 
Tfw we have someone who isnt virgin
You guys know im a little 🏳️🌈
Lithuania cookin up bioweapons and disguising them as chips

Its actually an eastern psy op
From Lietuva with love
"A little" bro I'm this close to hitting on you smh
(romantical)
🤔
in coris standards
-but not all dicks taste the same
-did you taste them 
-a few
-You guys know im a little 🏳️🌈
Oh hey pws paei cutter
@edgy abyss
That is not a little
you right thats a few
I typed dutyer so idk bro, cuter I suppose?
You know like a handful
That is just straight up homo
no more than 5
Or someone that cuts
you did not type that
The sampler platter of penis
If you didnt say "no homo" after it you are straight up gae
i did once
Ofc not dumbass, but it auto corrected it to it
gae
@orchid robin islamaba by Dani Gambino
is that over an extended time period or at once ?
wot
A song
Listen to at least half of it
Aight, we taking off so ya all take care
also is 5 dicks really a handful ?
wouldnt you need 2 at that point ?
okay
dont crash
and if you do send a pic
I'll update my insta story from the wreckage
Why are you so curious 
If that doesnt get likes and comments, idk what will
Im interested in the logistics
Depends on the hands, in Cori's femboy hands? One is probs a hand full
In mine? I need at least 2
also depends on the size of the dick
I see we need more information
Universal average of I think 6 inches?
to come to a conclusive answer
Or was it 7
i doubt the univeral average is that
its probs lower
Greek average is 5 my guy
And we're on the low end
I'm bless go be about 2 inches above average
thats why i suggest pelloponisos defecting from the rest of greece, so our average goes to 12
In greece
This
You want too much
4 inches is average
Universal?
studios?
You sure about that?
Time to torture myself and play Albion
Oh nyo
Check out the fun new trailer for Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, the upcoming movie starring Chris Pine, Michelle Rodriguez, Regé-Jean Page, Justice Smith, Sophia Lillis, Chloe Coleman, Daisy Head and Hugh Grant.
A charming thief and a band of unlikely adventurers undertake an epic heist to retrieve a lost relic, but things go dangero...
more MCU humor for y'all
the train ain't stoppin
i
Oh no wtf is that
actually the overdoing of mcu humor lately has really opened my eyes that
Thats better than lost ark or bdo atleast
many even before endgame marvel movies
were simply mediocre to slightly good
its just that good superhero media wasnt that mainstream so when mcu came out audiences gobbled it up and praised it
i dont listen to greek songs mate
Give them a try
i will consider that

If you're gonna listen to one, listen to Os Arga, Logos timis
Why are germans so hot
So I'm not hot, I see how it is
everyone is..... except the british
I didnt see ur face
Not true
Face reveal when
okay christian bale and the guy who played geralt are exceptions
Cringe
Sure, you wont beat the german i met tho
Send pics
Henry Cavil 
yes
Aren't you Romanian? I got questions
Cant leak without his permission
Is it dot?
based consent and privacy respector
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Yes
goober dump
bro dumpin on us
I want borgar
Why
How tf is 1 euro almost 5 lei yet ya all got better cars than the average wealthy greek wtf
mek borgar
Its the shit mentality , ppl invest in cars too much
They live in shit neighbourhoods but have fancy cars
I saw my first Rolls Royce here
theres a difference between inflation and a country being on the brink of economic collapse
Some of them are worth a much as houses 😭
Aye , most ppl that have them live in their parents homes , like gypsies
Huh, what the currency has to do with anything, 1eur is like hundreds of yen
They live in the same big house , 6 or 7 of them
Houses are expensive
oh shit, the romanian is about to talk about gypsies
Thats why you said ,, i want a rolls royce ,, one time ?
@steady trellis HE SAID THE BAD WORD
MOOOOOOODS
like gypsies?
bruh
Huh? When did I say that
Oh yeah you right
Well no, I saw it today, and I said that one god knows how long ago
Gypsy is not a bad word tho? Its a term used for nomadic ppl
not really
Skom disagrees and Falco too
like in europe we have normalized it
Yes really , they use it on TV here
We had a discussion on that and we agreed that it was a bad term 
yeah i wouldnt say that
but its still a slur

See? It's a slur
Wrong opinion then
Iedy felloff
used to describe people of the romani ethnicity
WHY DID THE FUCKING LIGHTS FLASH INSIDE THE PLANE
If I can't use it, nobody can 
yes
If you ask me, I don't really care, but I need to go with the flow and the flow says "it's a slur" so no g-word
Bro istg half the lights are off
Ok then
Hes gonna die pogu
so yeah that word is very much classified as a slur, its just that to european its been normalized cuz we use it as much as the average american in the 60s used the n word
My opinion is to just not care
It's not really that bad
It's a slur, heh whatever
It's not like we don't say bad words in here
At the end of the day, nobody cares about them
I mean give me another word for it cause idk
Sooo
romani is what their ethnicity is called
John Discord don't kill me
There is no politically correct term zZ
Funny thing happened to me once
One time a G-word was pissed at me for not calling him the G-word and instead calling him "Roma"
No, Romani are Romanians
Rroms with double R is their coreect term used here
A "g word"
oh my bad then
its roma
we just need to buss it down sexual style to get over this
the fuck am I supposed to say then?
hii heyy haii heyy
roma
Gypsy
waddup
read the message above

wazzzaaaaaaa
MR ELECTRIC
Omg Bruno hai
this fucking conversation is going to get this entire channel destroyed man...
p!kiss @pastel quartz
The Wire or
p!hug @heady crow
neither did i know
Brunooo!!! Hiii uwuu haii eek :3 hii i missed youu
AYO this one going in wtf
you clearly missed the morning convo then
That's what I've been saying Iedy it's creazy to me that they think g-word is a slur you can see it's just a term used for nomadic people and they want to say it's a slur it's really despicab-
no one kisses like that irl
Doin well, a bit worried as the lights on the dam plane are flickering
Huh- what for
Do I need a reason?
yes
oh damn yall got wifi up there?
Yes
Nope, haven't taken off yet
ah bet
Reason: trust me bro
i sure will tho
hope you dont crash
The plane was supposed to leave at 2
Its currently 3.42
hope the engine doesnt fail
Oh, they were fueling up then, thats what was happening with lights
Ryanair for the win baby
hope the oxygen supply doesnt deplete
Of these 24 million hours, 6.84 of every 100,000 flight hours yielded an airplane crash, and 1.19 of every 100,000 yielded a fatal crash. This is down from an all-time high of 9.08 accidents per 100,000 hours in 1994.
i am disappointed in myself
typical school day?
Who?
mate i dont go to school
why?
Asked
yeah
Procrastination
university bruno
Exactly, that's why I kissed you
READ
OI
READ MOTHERFUCKER
DONT APPLY LOGIC
YOU READ MOTHERFUCKER
love youu <3
Didnt say that to me pepocri
rn in class. Ill see when i get home
love you too........ still feeling like a moron tho for not studying
Taking off now take care
:(( ye its fucky since it all just piles up
What region
cyaaaaa
yeah imma go relieve from the balcony and start studyinh
yaaaaaa
the ants are about to experience a flood
GO FUCKING STUDY THEN YOU BITCH
ayo the Veloren music kind of a bop
I mean it in a good way
Nvrm we are strolling on the airfield
cube world but in better
bitch (affectionate)
what is cube world
I'M JUST GIVING YOU THE PROPER MOTIVATION
hello bitch :3
rpg minecraft
Voltaren the medicine?
dead

what in the goddamn
HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME SOME ICE CREAM
what is blud cookin ?
slayy
IF YOU STUDY THERE WILL BE ICE CREAM
BUT IF NOT, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT IT
🥺
nahh homie out here with the goofy ahh firepit looking ass
high level trades
🥺
OK THAT'S IT
NO ICE CREAM
bruh ur hopeless
Wtf holy shit is it free please?
bruno don't
shit the opps pulled up
ye just google veloren
what kind you want?
none
Omgg pagman play with mee
he doesn't want any
vanilla
wasnt asking you
download
then we can play
huh like in terms of kinkiness or?
Can i make you ice ccream?
no i mean actual ice cream
you're only making his procrastination worse
bet
How big is it
nice try maja, i know the polish slang
you got a po box?
who the fuck asks for vanilla ice cream
like 500 mb
Isn't cube world new build pretty bad
compared to the alpha from years and years ago
I would
yes......15 mins from here 
icky
eehhh
vanilla is just the missionary version of ice cream
I asked that thing to my sidter and i didmt know what it meant, everyone in the house started laughibh :c
i want missionary ice cream then

prolly could hop on the old pfp at some point
What is the gAme about? Is it actually cube world?
So called "atheists" when you murder their family in front of them
They're screaming "OH GOD" (They are suddenly religious)
Sounds too perfect
I told you to wait for me and Falco 
HGELP
Wrong link
That one is gone, apparently
@pastel quartz #╟❓general-offtopic message
Wtf i wanna join too
Watch this
come online madi
Wait like 30 minutes
Please
We also need to wait for Falco
does everyone start in Sorg ?
its one of the towns
Maybe the map got wiped but I don't remember that town name
@amber marsh leaving this for when you get back, cuz i dont get teh joke
The map changes like every half a year iirc?
am i supposed to take nightly? or what is do i do
https://veloren.net/download/ oh, this
Yes
can i join too?

pagman
@grizzled meadow have you installed it
any things i should know before creating a character or stuff
Not really
u talked about starting city-
Well, the starting "class" will determine your starting weapon
thats it?
You can change the weapon later anyways
And it changes your appearance iirc
I haven't played in like 4 months
This looks sick
I completely forgot you can climb wtf
does the game have text chat where i can dm party or do i have to talk
it has text chat
but feel free to talk
well, will depend if im comfy or not :c
the top one?
oh, which server?
I am on the official server
but idk where Madi wants to play
i suppose official too, not that much choice anyways
I think you need to make an account on the site
i did
without it i wouldnt be able to even try to log in
Who gave me the novice role 
We've had reports of people that struggle to connect. For some, this seems to be temporary. It seems that there's some weird interaction going on between the ISPs of some users and our server's host. It generally works fine if accessed through a VPN though.

turned on compatibility mode, maybe will work
Wut is happening
!lvlup
Legend - lvl 32
Master - lvl 27
Veteran - lvl 18
Professional - lvl 14
Experienced - lvl 11
Trainee - lvl 9
Novice - lvl 0
we got levels?
Ah. Fuck that thing where do I opt out
sadge stil doesnt work
// You've reached 0% of level 9
4.041 xp```
Hm
// You've reached 6% of level 1
45 xp```
bonkers
/level
// You've reached 0% of level 9
4.048 xp```
// You've reached 1% of level 9
3.999 xp```
// You've reached 0% of level 9
4.033 xp```
// You've reached 0% of level 2
198 xp```
Anyway. Where do I opt out again?
Apparently you can't
haha i'm still blue
who is giving them novice roles
bot
// You've reached 3% of level 10
4.831 xp```
why is everyone sfucking spanish or portuguese on Veloren
where you at ?
omw bb
puss in boots 2 made it acceptable for people to reveal they are spanish
im at the crafting statiosn
WAIT FOR MEEEE
nah there is multiple
cant play with you guys
Krill issue
Wow playing velorean without me
there is a man named darkside 34 here
you could download proton vpn that one is free
darth vader rule 34?
thats what its supposed to be right? :c
yea
my internet isnt able to handle a vpn
whats your ingame name ?
cori
hey guys, is everything ok now?
yeah we can
madi is going insane over here
"Novice"
im going insaen too :C

apparently
even tho I had a veteran role before
retarded ass shit
PRANK'D
lmao novice
ah well
@digital quartz updating my game atm
come vc
yes? just hit multiplayer
yeah.. doesnt work
the same issue the whole time
What the fuck is that piss green color
Legend - lvl 32
Master - lvl 27
Veteran - lvl 18
Professional - lvl 14
Experienced - lvl 11
Trainee - lvl 9
Novice - lvl 0
Type
/rankin #🤖bot-commands to see your level
Type/level [number]in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in
I don't speak whatever that is
Ajjhhhhhhhhhhhh I neeeeeeeedddd my veteran role
ik is a meme
cuz mods are dodoo
We all love Falco
and indecisive
because new roles
how am i a novice i've been here for like a year
Tell that to all lmao
who is all
Some of us have been here for year and still white lmao
@coarse aspen
been here more than a year
nah it says november 2022
this is not how the roles work anymore
mine says february 2022
old account got banned remember
true true
OMGG @digital quartz worked with ur vpn i lvoe u
dapowerofuwu
dumbass system
dumbass u
this game lookin wicked
whats your name ?
dapowerofuwu, i said it before hmpf
Why do yall think that me giving roles manually would've been better
Sure, pay me and I'll be giving veteran roles
omg it's him!! he's back in the zone
Huh?
the veteran and experienced roles
No i think no roles would be better 
I was the one who made them, I was the one who was manually giving them to every single person
!lvlup
Legend - lvl 32
Master - lvl 27
Veteran - lvl 18
Professional - lvl 14
Experienced - lvl 11
Trainee - lvl 9
Novice - lvl 0
Type
/rankin #🤖bot-commands to see your level
Type/level [number]in #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in
Ill continue latee if you want to know why
// You've reached 1% of level 18
16.028 xp```
i dont even think i have gained any xp despite never shutting the fuck up
brainfart doesnt give xp
i am usually in newbie helping folks lately
but we should get experience from femboy rp
beacause brain fart is a brain poop
nice balls
ù
Kek
I LIVE
sadge







