I can finally do the knot where you xan switch between sizes
#🎪bruh-fart
orchid robin
I can finally do the knot where you xan switch between sizes
huh?
abstract path
Like the knot you make when making some sort of amulet
orchid robin
thats good
maiden wind
ruby minnow
trim pilot
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813161028460085282/1067070243211591750/...
SQUINGLE
languid rapids
i really try to avoid looking at my guitar at all and then I see performers do it too sometimes and I dont feel bad for looking every now and again
trim pilot
orchid robin
the current polish police department after a police chief dies by firing a grenade launcher in his office: "HMMMMMM yes, the problem is that not all officers are trained to hanlde grenade launchers"
amber marsh
I mean, that's definitely part of the problem, now isn't it?
languid rapids
ttf...
orchid robin
I mean, that's definitely part of the problem, now isn't it?
or or
plucky void
the current polish police department after a police chief dies by firing a grena...
it's not incorrect 
languid rapids
<@236688104629600258> do you know what ttf is?
jog my memory...
rare mica
old one but always gets me
orchid robin
titanfall?
plucky void
ah yes, ttf
warm fossil
I retract my statement
I need to rewrite that shit
which is exactly what I'm doing
taking a quick break to check on things
orchid robin
everything is on fire
languid rapids
@crimson pilot @amber marsh were both friends with him and he says he thinks he knows me. who dat
orchid robin
okay so im really worried cuz
languid rapids
theres only VERY FEW places we could have both met thotnana unless you met him here
orchid robin
were 6 days away from the exams and this is what the schedule looks like
same day
same hour
languid rapids
were 6 days away from the exams and this is what the schedule looks like
speedrun. do each in 10 mins
amber marsh
jog my memory...
Shitty owner banned the only active members because someone got banned and we wanted to play with him so we made a server, and he owner got pissy and banned us all (tarkov server)
orchid robin
oh wait, my classroom has no sprinklers 
amber marsh
If that doesn't ring a bell then what gaming servers are you in?
Cuz I definitely remember talking to you a while back
languid rapids
i have left a few servers I became inactive in or was inactive in
grizzled meadow
I don't see anything about Neutral Milk Hotel, 7/10
warm fossil
i have left a few servers I became inactive in or was inactive in
glad to see a fellow OpenAsar user
languid rapids
they still have that icon as the server for the other one lol
warm fossil
languid rapids
anyway yea I played alot of tarkov... @amber marsh you know thickbang?
im just thinking of what servers I would have left. we right now only have this server mutual and thotnana as the only friend
amber marsh
The name rings a bell ngl
uncut obsidian
amber marsh
I met thotnana here I believe
languid rapids
i sent you a profile thing in dms
maiden wind
hop on tf2
slim osprey
amber marsh
Oh god
Ngl, for a moment I thought that was brandon
And I love how a suppressed makarov turned to a desert eagle
orchid robin
eh
knowing the credibility of the daily mail
that painting was probably worth 5 bucks
slim osprey
trim pilot
orchid robin
idk why but i legit lack any motivation to study
trim pilot
look at spoingle bops
abstract path
idk why but i legit lack any motivation to study
Want me to come over?
amber marsh
Was that markiplier
abstract path
If i somehow manage smh
gentle saffron
MFW
orchid robin
Want me to come over?
ooooooooo, threatening me as motivation. Nice one
grim radish
amber marsh
Dam I wish I was on my pc
gentle saffron
literally me
abstract path
ooooooooo, threatening me as motivation. Nice one
Hmmm, fr?
slim osprey
idk why but i legit lack any motivation to study
Literally just study anyways
Fuck needing motivation
Sit your ass down and read
orchid robin
yeah but the information doesnt stick the same way
abstract path
I agree lol
slim osprey
Better than doing nothing
orchid robin
Better than doing nothing
im not doing nothing, im trying to study but i just cant focus on it
amber marsh
yeah but the information doesnt stick the same way
Here drink this 🥤
slim osprey
im not doing nothing, im trying to study but i just cant focus on it
Honestly, skill issue
orchid robin
why when someone says "god i cant focus on this" or "i lack the motivation to study" people just assume that you are sitting on your ass staring at the ceiling
trim pilot
jsut teach yourself things
amber marsh
@orchid robin bro pls just drink the fucking thing I'm tryna do a bit
orchid robin
Here drink this 🥤
okay i figuratively drank this
trim pilot
if i taught myself quantumn mechanics and developed a theory on the creation of radioactive material using a simple apparatus, you certainly can learn whatever you're studying
languid rapids
oh sick new exploitable macro image
amber marsh
okay i figuratively drank this
IT HAS POISON FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE, THAT GOOD ENOUGH MOTIVATION FOR YOU????
orchid robin
IT HAS POISON FINISH YOUR HOMEWORK AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE ANTIDOTE, THAT GOOD ENO...
that just gives me motivation for not studying
amber marsh
To not study*
orchid robin
To not study*
penis
abstract path
Ah so we are slaughtering giraffes and pigs now?
orchid robin
Ah so we are slaughtering giraffes and pigs now?
you too
abstract path
Atleast i won't have to suffer anymore
orchid robin
Atleast i won't have to suffer anymore
nvm you get to live
pastel quartz
Ah so we are slaughtering giraffes and pigs now?
Both
trim pilot
im trying to say something helpful here but most of it is probably gonna make it worse
abstract path
nvm you get to live
orchid robin
im trying to say something helpful here but most of it is probably gonna make it...
god heath ledger sounds so scary during the last "HIT ME" line
like gave me goosebumps
solar obsidian
im trying to say something helpful here but most of it is probably gonna make it...
just say "but idk tho" at the end
languid rapids
god heath ledger sounds so scary during the last "HIT ME" line
his joker was special. irreplacable
languid rapids
him and christian bale just really really played off eachother
orchid robin
some actors can play the jokers fun side well, others can play his on his psychology like joacquin phoenix
but nobody
and i say nobody
languid rapids
like honestly i would tell people to just start with the dark knight
orchid robin
can capture the jokers chaotic nature like heath ledger
orchid robin
honestly, you can easily skip batman begins
languid rapids
i was gonna make a joke about the third one but I honestly think its not "bad" just ... how could it ever compete to heath ledger joker
crimson flame
his joker was special. irreplacable
true
orchid robin
yeah there were plans for ledger in that movie
languid rapids
yeah there were plans for ledger in that movie
greatest injustice tbh
orchid robin
the only bad thing in the 3rd movie for me was the fight choreography
crimson pilot
Who babe?
languid rapids
yea it was meh.
slim osprey
crimson pilot
Gumbito?
orchid robin
greatest injustice tbh
i would kill one of you to bring ledger back
crimson flame
new joker is pretty good too, but still different than heath ledger joker
crimson pilot
Here I met him here after shitposting and he added me lol
languid rapids
i mean we can too i meant me and him lol
slim osprey
orchid robin
if i were to kill someone to bring ledger back, i would probs go for a brainfart exile
grim radish
slim osprey
slim osprey
grim radish
slim osprey
eager quest
warped elm
digital quartz
nah mfer is trying a second round
languid rapids
hes still paying off the fines prolly lol
he just got outta jail like 2 years ago right???
already finna go back
languid rapids
<:skull4k:1031207131157905418> nah mfer is trying a second round
it'll prolly work too you seen zoomer kids? lel
slim osprey
warped elm
it even has the insignia "boar"
orchid robin
oh hey the real falco is here again
heavy halo
Hi meoow
digital quartz
seems kinda sus
hoary elk
hallo
digital quartz
alo
hoary elk
digital quartz
I would even do it for free
heavy halo
digital quartz
homework sucks
digital quartz
im so glad thats behind me, I miss a lot of stuff from the university times but that is one thing I will never miss
orchid robin
well those exams are ahead of me
digital quartz
gl man !
orchid robin
like they are mid term exams soooo
ive checked out the previous ones and they are like pretty short
but god do i still hate it
light charm
fading shuttle
orchid robin
60 euro AAA game that has forced open world elements that dont complement the gameplay and the entire story is filled with meaningless choices oorrrrrrr...... skirt
light charm
skirt!
digital quartz
how much is a skirt anyway? you probably have some money left to get food or smth
orchid robin
how much is a skirt anyway? you probably have some money left to get food or smt...
the skirt is the means to get food
you have guys hit on you and take you to a restaurant
light charm
how much is a skirt anyway? you probably have some money left to get food or smt...
Nah you can get thigh highs with it
orchid robin
isnt it funny tho
digital quartz
Nah you can get thigh highs with it
so like 40 for the skirt and 20 for the socks ?
orchid robin
like a skirt is literally just a piece of fabric wrapped around your waist
light charm
so like 40 for the skirt and 20 for the socks ?
Nah skirt is like around 30 and socks 10
orchid robin
Nah skirt is like around 30 and socks 10
so 20 euro left
you can buy an underappreciated indie gem with all that money
solar obsidian
he buys the skirt for 20 and a dildo for 40
orchid robin
he buys the skirt for 20 and a dildo for 40
but the skirt is 30
light charm
You can probably find a skirt for 20
keen lynxBOT
orchid robin
i just what
digital quartz
we got levels and shit now ?
visual stirrup
like a skirt is literally just a piece of fabric wrapped around your waist
I guess Grim was successful.
keen lynxBOT
keen lynxBOT
digital quartz
what class are you Dutyer ?
keen lynxBOT
digital quartz
can I be a wizard XP bot ?
visual stirrup
the fuck was that
(I posted the same image twice the first time.)
final cedar
!xp help
orchid robin
I guess Grim was successful.
i am not becoming a femboy
light charm
i am not becoming a femboy
Yes you are
gentle saffron
oh yes you are
orchid robin
no i am not
digital quartz
i am not becoming a femboy
you say that now
final cedar
I wonder if the bot gets banned if your name includes profanity
visual stirrup
i am not becoming a femboy
orchid robin
why do so many people want me as a femboy
final cedar
do it
orchid robin
you dont even know what i look like
final cedar
embrace your inner twink
visual stirrup
why do so many people want me as a femboy
🇬🇷
light charm
why do so many people want me as a femboy
Cause cute
digital quartz
why do so many people want me as a femboy
its just you know ... the vibe
orchid robin
light charm
And cause 80% of people here are femboys
final cedar
dutyers born to be broken
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/pull-it-gun-pull-the-trigger-do-it-martin-wallstrom-gif-1...
orchid robin
And cause 80% of people here are femboys
well im the 20%
orchid robin
https://tenor.com/view/benicio-del-toro-sicario-adios-gif-12374020
i hate that so much
i wouldnt die from the bullets
but the cringe
final cedar
that Beretta would jam
digital quartz
i hate that so much
the way he looks with that goofy ahh trigger pull
orchid robin
<:omegakekw:1016121110372306944> the way he looks with that goofy ahh trigger pu...
its not even a trigger pull
digital quartz
yeah idk what to call it
orchid robin
he is pushing his finger trigger
digital quartz
he kinda rattles it
final cedar
yeah idk what to call it
bump firing
hoary elk
bros bumpfiring a pistol
digital quartz
bump firing
it kinda looks like he is moving the pistol instead of the fingers
final cedar
that's how you do it
visual stirrup
its not even a trigger pull
You push the weapon into your trigger finger
The recoil pushes it back
Thus, your body makes the weapon work like an automatic
@digital quartz
orchid robin
that's how you do it
for real? damn and this whole time ive just been throwing handguns at people
slim osprey
The fuck is that xp bot
digital quartz
The fuck is that xp bot
we an MMO now
orchid robin
The fuck is that xp bot
new monarchy dropped
slim osprey
God damn
orchid robin
xp
light charm
split canyonBOT
🍌
hot solstice
we an MMO now
brainfart online
solar obsidian
stalker 3
orchid robin
brainfart online
the final boss was meant to be aldourien but ig its falco now
slim osprey
visual stirrup
brainfart online
"Guys, are you ready for this boss raid? Aldourien is no joke!"
orchid robin
"Guys, are you ready for this boss raid? Aldourien is no joke!"
ALDOURIEN IS GONE
WE WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN
HES DEAD
hot python
slim osprey
The less you know, the better you sleep
orchid robin
HE GOT HIT WITH A BASEBALL BAT BY A BOSTONIAN TWINK YELLING "BONK"
digital quartz
HE GOT HIT WITH A BASEBALL BAT BY A BOSTONIAN TWINK YELLING "BONK"
I didnt know Falco was bostonian
trim pilot
i would ping him just for laughs
dont you fucking dare
orchid robin
after having pinged him 37 times in the span of 3-4 days
hot solstice
speak not the name of a demon, for it gives them power
slim osprey
Kill your family members
Consume their flesh
Did you know human flesh tastes kind of like pork
digital quartz
or you just kindly ask them to not snap your toes off
orchid robin
speak not the name of a demon, for it gives them power
chad thundercock chad thundercock chad thundercock
hot solstice
chad thundercock chad thundercock chad thundercock
😔😔 we are surely doomed
trim pilot
al*****n
digital quartz
dont you hate waking up and having to screw all your toes back on ?
visual stirrup
Not just brainfart.
His last moderator action seems to be a p!warn from 15 days ago.
trim pilot
dont you hate waking up and having to screw all your toes back on ?
i have to screw my toes on using a wrench every day
orchid robin
either you are stupid or your family is horrible
hot solstice
the latter
trim pilot
Take a spoingle
hidden path
The oscars gonna be a joke this year again
orchid robin
The oscars gonna be a joke this year again
WITH PUSS IN BOOTS 2 EXISTING? NO
digital quartz
We need at least 2 slaps to make them entertaining
trim pilot
The oscars gonna be a joke this year again
they're gonna have a boxing match on the stage
orchid robin
PUSS IN BOOTS WINNER OF ALL OSCARS TO EXIST
fierce jay
orchid robin
PUSS IN BOOTS DIRECTOR STABS OSCARS ANNOUNCER AS CELEBRATION
hidden path
All quiet on the western front nominated for like 9 oscars when it's just a good movie lmao
hot python
Erm...
orchid robin
okay tenor is being slow
hot python
No embed reply fail ?
languid rapids
PUSS IN BOOTS WINNER OF ALL OSCARS TO EXIST
muted raven
hot solstice
digital quartz
now I want to see the critically acclaimed movie "Puss in Boots 2"
orchid robin
All quiet on the western front nominated for like 9 oscars when it's just a good...
nah all quiet on the western front was def one of the few movies that successfully passed an anti-war message
muted raven
https://tenor.com/view/charmwastaken-charm-was-taken-gif-22773934
good, good. i swear if they put a second mf in the coffin with me
hot solstice
https://tenor.com/view/charmwastaken-charm-was-taken-gif-22773934
the schizophrenic hallucinations say otherwise
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/charmwastaken-charm-was-taken-gif-22773934
False
hot python
OH NO
orchid robin
i am not going to die alone..........i will take at least 3 post office workers with me
digital quartz
good, good. i swear if they put a second mf in the coffin with me
in this economy ? who knows
orchid robin
when i die just throw me in the trash
muted raven
is it cannibalism if i give them the go head
orchid robin
seriously tho
slim osprey
orchid robin
why did we make coffins and funeral services a business
those mfs are robbing mourning people
hoary elk
cuz ppl can't stop dying
visual stirrup
digital quartz
why did we make coffins and funeral services a business
because funeral rites are a part of society since time immemorial ?
orchid robin
because funeral rites are a part of society since time immemorial ?
no like
gentle saffron
orchid robin
why has it become a business, not why there are funerals
hot python
light charm
orchid robin
a very lucrative business where they exploit the vulnerability of mourning people to try to suck them dry of money
slim osprey
They will profit from anything they can
solar obsidian
this is how you draw a bunny tutorial
slim osprey
Walter White
muted raven
a very lucrative business where they exploit the vulnerability of mourning peopl...
that could describe pretty much any business
orchid robin
that could describe pretty much any business
well tbf idk if apple is exploiting mourning people
people in general yes
idk about mourning tho
slim osprey
well tbf idk if apple is exploiting mourning people
They are exploiting children to make phone batteries
solar obsidian
Iedy's everyday life
orchid robin
They are exploiting children to make phone batteries
true
slim osprey
Dude
muted raven
yeah okay that part doesnt fit but in a more general sense
slim osprey
Corps just don't care about anything but money
hot python
i love lithium mining!!!!!!
hidden path
nah all quiet on the western front was def one of the few movies that successful...
lmao no it didn't. It's where it was the worst actually. The movie looks great and all but the screenplay was pretty terrible at being anti war
hot python
lmao no it didn't. It's where it was the worst actually. The movie looks great a...
Is that the new one or the og movie?
orchid robin
Corps just don't care about anything but money
and thats why if someone tries to oppose labor safety laws etc, you slap them for being an idiot
orchid robin
lmao no it didn't. It's where it was the worst actually. The movie looks great a...
how exactly was it terrible at that
hidden path
it's really shit at portraying ww1 and the lift of soldiers
which is what the book talks about
slim osprey
hidden path
If you want a really good anti war movie set in WW1, paths of glory is where it's at
orchid robin
it's really shit at portraying ww1 and the lift of soldiers
yeah tbf i didnt like that they portrayed only the french with the flamethrower since the germans primarily used it and invented it
hidden path
Like it's a good movie, it has great parts
it's just not amazing
and I think its messaging is a complete miss
orchid robin
Like it's a good movie, it has great parts
like for example the scene with an entire squad dead from gas
digital quartz
chaebols are wild
hidden path
Yeah some parts are def really well made and all
hot python
I love chaebols! I love giving a few families enough control to rival the government!!!
hidden path
I just think it's just nothing below "look, people be dying yar"
fading shuttle
orchid robin
breakdance
visual stirrup
This edit has no right going this hard.
hot python
oblique spire
What the fuck is going on in that video
eager igloo
Good evening
digital quartz
evenin
fading shuttle
light charm
HELLOOO!!!
warm fossil
how are y'all doing today?
languid rapids
7.5/10
hot python
ocean pulsar
amber marsh
Istg femboys are just 10000000x better than girls, in every way possible
oblique spire
Fucken alien is having in exorcism
hot python
amber marsh
A bit too true
digital quartz
bet that game of 8 ball healed all those wounds
digital quartz
god imagine the smell
warm fossil
fry about it
hoary elk
what a silly animal
hot python
warm fossil
orchid robin
This edit has no right going this hard.
BLARK AND SON
amber marsh
He do be floatin
orchid robin
ledy being the voice cop in vc
crimson flame
seems like embedding is going very slow
amber marsh
god imagine the smell
I've worked with friers, I would like to not even remember
digital quartz
worked in a bk for some time I know brother
maiden wind
gentle saffron
solar obsidian
it's true
gentle saffron
maiden wind
im tempted to go into a tf2 server and type a single "N" in the char
american moment
gentle saffron
WHAT
warm fossil
im tempted to go into a tf2 server and type a single "N" in the char
you'd get multiple N words
gentle saffron
its so fucking fickle bro
orchid robin
american moment
bored greek moment
warm fossil
instantly
gentle saffron
9/10 gifs work and all the sudden SWAG EMBED FAIL LOLE!!!
urban ocean
yeah saw that
You damn well know the first mods are gonna be straight up degenerate
gentle saffron
EMBED FAIL
maiden wind
@honest barn when hippo atmospherics for metro exodus??? get to work now
gentle saffron
what is happening
hot python
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/1058597307106467910/...
:)
Discord CDN moment
urban ocean
gentle saffron
no fucking gifs work EXCEPT the embed fail ones lmfao
gentle saffron
brother i posted that not even an hour ago in this exact channel
orchid robin
no fucking gifs work EXCEPT the embed fail ones lmfao
you sure
hot python
orchid robin
try some other
gentle saffron
no
urban ocean
brother i posted that not even an hour ago in this exact channel
As I never scroll up, it's like it never even happened. 
hot python
maiden wind
brother i posted that not even an hour ago in this exact channel
sorry man we will credit you in a min i apologize for this
languid rapids
my name is strelok, yo
gentle saffron
reminder that discord sucks!!!
hot python
my name is *strelok*, **yo**
uh-huh?
languid rapids
gentle saffron
all of the gifs are now working
hot python
reminder that discord sucks!!!
we should go back to bbs already
languid rapids
we should go back to bbs already
whas at?
orchid robin
CURSED TO BE RIDICULED AS I ONCE RIDICULED OTHERS
gentle saffron
you too? jesus man everyone is sending it today! crazy! silly even! how are we all so interlinked!
what a whimsical world we live in, truly
gentle saffron
how do you embed fail an IMAGE
languid rapids
ahh. thank
hot python
even wikipedia is embed failing
hot python
discord's content delivery network can't handle all the ryan gosling cereal gifs
languid rapids
sometimes that works but naw format is wrong
gentle saffron
i looked up fucking anteater just to see
gentle saffron
there is no pattern it just doesnt work unless its megamind lmfao
hot python
said the WHAT slave?
warm fossil
lemme try
orchid robin
@solar obsidian
solar obsidian
yes?
solar obsidian
i was tagging you to the no embed thing
skill issue
hoary elk
ocean pulsar
good discord
hot python
gentle saffron
orchid robin
@solar obsidian FACE RIDICULE LIKE A MAN
solar obsidian
even the 1 pixel duck is broken
solar obsidian
<@994975974875729982> FACE RIDICULE LIKE A MAN
cum
hot python
let's see if the power of jesus bypasses embed fail
grim radish
solar obsidian
nice
solar obsidian
im guessing its because of the new bot
hot python
https://tenor.com/view/cum-penis-cum-i-creamed-cumming-xd-gif-20404521
LOOK INTO MY EYES
IT'S WHERE MY DEMONS HIDE
orchid robin
THIS IS MY KINGDOM CUM
hot python
im guessing its because of the new bot
Nah discord's embed caching just breaks occasionally
warm fossil
im guessing its because of the new bot
WHAT BOT
warm fossil
hot python
This is Münich... This is Münich...
digital quartz
This is Münich... This is Münich...
I see another Jeremy enjoyer
warm fossil
😔
orchid robin
i shall say penis every 5 minutes
solar obsidian
I see another Jeremy enjoyer
he looks homeless
abstract path
If someone were to call someone an enigma
hot python
u german ?
No but I still appreciate him a lot
digital quartz
No but I still appreciate him a lot
aw you are missing out
orchid robin
If someone were to call someone an enigma
no its not a racial slur
digital quartz
No but I still appreciate him a lot
abstract path
What if someone called their child enigma
orchid robin
you mean give them that name?
hot python
Power, junge...
hot python
What if someone called their child enigma
You'd be calling your kid "confusing thing" basically
abstract path
I know XDDDD
orchid robin
well guess what
hot python
I'm 63 years old and I love gaming!
orchid robin
I'm 63 years old and I love gaming!
bullshit
amber marsh
For some reason I fully believe that
orchid robin
we all know 63 year olds have arthritis therefore cant play with a keyboard and mouse
hot python
For some reason I fully believe that
Well I mean I did unironically mention a bulletin board service
hidden path
dwinking milk
warm fossil
I have been laying in my bed for an hour just relaxing and my watch tells me I'm sitting for way too long
yeah no fucking shit
warm fossil
fuck that me leggies still hurt after today's PE
digital quartz
my bit didn't even work
hot python
auuuugh
hot python
God's confusing creation in the flesh
amber marsh
<@733082491400749057>
Mhm?
amber marsh
Dam
warm fossil
fine
eager igloo
What if you ran at someone at night to scare them and they would just start running at you too
hot python
orchid robin
How about we lift you
primal kiln
hot python
YES
fading shuttle
hot python
orchid robin
Im really tempted to do a renegade run with literally as little contact with traders as possible
Like living off cooking mutants and loot from dead stalkers
hot python
"finally: 3 rounds of 9x18"
amber marsh
Omg
orchid robin
"finally: 3 rounds of 9x18"
Yeah the ammo was the first thing that came to mind
orchid robin
Iedy had the gun cocked and ready to be shot
midnight tree
warm fossil
silly of you to assume a furry would have those
hot python
This meme is old enough to assume that Bang still sells products
I have a few in my cabinet but they're The Last In The World....... and somewhat past their best-before date
foggy mantleBOT
Dipshit McGee#5225
midnight tree
what
midnight tree
why are u fucking stupid
it's just how i be
orchid robin
Memes telling you to keep yourself “safe” are a nono
reef lark
digital quartz
teehee embed fail
reef lark
trash server
warm fossil
silly of you to assume a furry would have those
what's the last time you saw a buff furr- just kidding I got 'em
warm fossil
time to exercise until I get completely exhausted
amber marsh
Why
digital quartz
noooooooooo
amber marsh
Where would I even find that
hot python
Damn I wanted an Apple iMac G3/333 (Lime)
amber marsh
https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jump-table-flip-gif-24019559
Epic embed fail
hot python
Well I mean there's still a Macintosh Classic 2 in the garage somewhere. LOOK HARDER!!
orchid robin
Renegade run commencing
I will prove bruno wrong by not abandoning it after 2 hours
narrow lotus
?
hot python
Writer in progress? Hmm. Strelok x Scar fic? Commission?
tame hazel
i only write when i feel like it
so im very bad at doing freelancing
i write for myself
hot python
That's good, really suck the soul out of you to have to edit someone else's work
orchid robin
i write for myself
How much do you pay yourself per hour
hot python
"hey can you edit this"
"alright here are my edits"
"NO BUT THATS MY STYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLE"
tame hazel
my friend will edit my work lol
tame hazel
How much do you pay yourself per hour
i make myself food as payment
hot python
the style: cormack mccarthy dialogue imitation by someone who read one chapter of blood meridian
hot python
Well if I can put my unsolicited 14-years-of-writing advice on the table...
tame hazel
its solicited
hot python
Reading is good even if it's only for the technical side of it. It'll just end up making you write better, just analyzing it will too. But you still gotta read a decent amount.
It's like uhh... Think of looking at art pieces if you're an artist to see how it was done and all that, even if you don't care much for what that one's depicting in particular
narrow lotus
p!warn @urban ocean no n word memes
foggy mantleBOT
@urban ocean has been warned.
hot python
If you don't read a decent bit you'll have to put in much more effort to produce the same result over a much longer time.
urban ocean
oof
tame hazel
Reading is good even if it's only for the technical side of it. It'll just end u...
yeah, im solve my stress issues so i can read without feeling guilty
zinc compass
Reading while feeling guilty?
hot python
yeah, im solve my stress issues so i can read without feeling guilty
Ah of course you should work on that first! It's very hard to write consistently if that's the case, and you won't miss out on learning, since it'll take less time overall to teach yourself if you're in a good mood.
wind forum
wind forum
My condolences. You will get it, sometimes they take a while
orchid robin
just like me fr
tame hazel
My condolences. You will get it, sometimes they take a while
yep
wind forum
Or maybe not idk
zinc compass
im kinda stressed cause i been applying for jobs and getting no calls or emails
Is understandable it takes a while for them to look at it
hot python
yep
Also don't fall for "authortube" "writing rules" videos. Most of them aren't even... basic writing rules. Just personal suggestions framed as such. And a few of those video makers are just... Fake. One of them lowered the price of her book to $1 so people bought it en masse and she could say that "10000 people bought my book last year!"
digital quartz
what kind of book or story are you writing ?
tame hazel
Also don't fall for "authortube" "writing rules" videos. Most of them aren't eve...
i dont watch videos about writing
zinc compass
And paranoia and Anxiety is common while waiting for the call you Just have to keep yourself busy or you will stress yourself out
hot python
im kinda stressed cause i been applying for jobs and getting no calls or emails
Yeah it's unfortunate, but don't worry about it. So many companies nowadays just auto-dismiss applications based on very arbitrary rules. Like a script puts it into the trash before a human even sees it.
wind forum
I applied for a position 3 months ago, was told I'll get the job after they restructure the department, and then after restructuring they fired 2 people and removed my position
hot python
i dont watch videos about writing
Ah I just meant if you might end up doing that when you get into it more
wind forum
So I waited for nothing 
zinc compass
You could do business or a side Hustle
tame hazel
what kind of book or story are you writing ?
the base story is written, but its espionage dark fantasy
at least the first one
hot python
zinc compass
Depends on where you live
digital quartz
I've been reading badly written stories on webnovel sites for some time now because once in a while you find a gem in there, that whole experience made me appreciate published books a whole lot mroe
tame hazel
I applied for a position 3 months ago, was told I'll get the job after they rest...
bruh
compact crane
Miss me with that bullshit, You're not a STALKER you's a tourist.
I be blackin' out, I be blackin' out, Bought a '79 Lada for the weekend.
I got a hundred thousand, then I freaked it. I made 500 thousand RUB, then I freaked it.
I put a Vostok on my wrist, oh yeeee. Fuck his baby mama, tryna sneak diss
I took her to my Stash House, then I freaked it, I haven't made my mind up, should I keep it?
I got big Goodwill status, it ain't no secret
La di da di da, slob on me knob
Pass me some Vodka, fuck me in the car
La di da di da, mothafuck the Monolith 
Chitty chitty bang, murder everything
Bitch, I'm on a roll, and I post that on the PDA
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630
tame hazel
<:skull4k:1031207131157905418> I've been reading badly written stories on webnov...
i hate bad writing
digital quartz
the base story is written, but its espionage dark fantasy
at least the first one
oh wow sounds cool did you publish them anywhere ?
lusty sonnet
I usually get scouted for positions that i dont care about
hot python
<:skull4k:1031207131157905418> I've been reading badly written stories on webnov...
Yeah like, I don't mind when people aren't the greatest or whatever at all. But it's weird when they act like they are. If someone 100% believes they are part of the top, they're only gonna go down from there.
Can't improve if you have an ego that size.
tame hazel
oh wow sounds cool did you publish them anywhere ?
the plan is to do that, doing that means i succeeded
my life goal is to make something from every medium like books, comics, games, movies
digital quartz
Yeah like, I don't mind when people aren't the greatest or whatever at all. But ...
I usually look through royalroad and the community there seems to be pretty constructive for the most part
hot python
I've never heard of Royalroad, I'll write it up in a note to check out later 
tame hazel
Yeah like, I don't mind when people aren't the greatest or whatever at all. But ...
imo its better to be ignorant of your own level, just enjoy the process
digital quartz
also webnovels having an editor make a night and day difference you can really easily tell if they have one or not
zinc compass
I usually buy books
digital quartz
I've never heard of Royalroad, I'll write it up in a note to check out later <:g...
don't expect too much
zinc compass
Because is better then electric ones
hot python
imo its better to be ignorant of your own level, just enjoy the process
I mean, it sort of depends on what you're doing. Just writing for fun shouldn't have any sorta... Rules imposed on yourself, I think.
tame hazel
yeah ig
hot python
<:skull4k:1031207131157905418> don't expect too much
Lmao I've seen some shit, my hazmat is prepped
ocean pulsar
digital quartz
Lmao I've seen some shit, my hazmat is prepped
I was reading this interesting monster pov story called Fleabag on there but its been on hiatus for months now 😭 thats another negative about webnovels they rarely ever finish
ocean pulsar
great embeds today
hot python
I was reading this interesting monster pov story called Fleabag on there but its...
AUGH same with webcomics!!! If you ever get into a good webcomic there's a 75% chance it'll just be abandoned one day in the middle of a really good chapter, with no explanation ever given
ocean pulsar
hot python
ifone
grim radish
digital quartz
AUGH same with webcomics!!! If you ever get into a good webcomic there's a 75% c...
but yeah if you filter through you can get some decent stories, the best one I've read off of there was probably Mother of Learning
hot python
Oh shid, what's that one about?
warm fossil
I'm intentionally disrupting your conversation with a funny meme
digital quartz
Oh shid, what's that one about?
Its a story about a boy living in a magical society getting caught in a time loop of sorts
its like a power progression fantasy
grim radish
digital quartz
it starts out with the protagonist being a bit annoying and a brat but you slowly come around and understand why he is the way he is
hot python
Its a story about a boy living in a magical society getting caught in a time loo...
Interesting, something loosely like Groundhog Day? I haven't seen a lot of works like that, so I can't compare it to much
digital quartz
its really well paced that was probably the best thing about it
digital quartz
Interesting, something loosely like Groundhog Day? I haven't seen a lot of works...
yes exactly and there is multiple loopers around, of wich he doesnt know the identity and he kinda got drawn into the time loop business involuntarily
world building is also good
and its FINISHED
hot python
Oooh, I'll write that down too :L, I'm in the middle of reading a book which is pretty funny so
I do have a cursed novel tho
Not cursed in relation to how it's written, but that it was written in the first place
digital quartz
Oooh, I'll write that down too :L, I'm in the middle of reading a book which is ...
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21220/mother-of-learning here, I think this released as an actual book too
hot python
hot python
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/21220/mother-of-learning here, I think this re...
Noice
gentle saffron
torpid meteor
queen finch
warm fossil
queen finch
gentle saffron
warm fossil
devout hull
Nose would filter out the smell after a bit and the constant boiling would keep out infections.
The burning pain would still be there, though.
devout hull
Random spawn point
brazil
warm fossil
I once asked a friend of mine how terrible it is to live in Brazil
"i am going insane" was her only response
eager igloo
Aww, my screenshot of sunbeam broke
ocean pulsar
eager igloo
fading shuttle
grim radish
devout hull
https://tenor.com/view/mitsuru-jooboop-jordan-prp-persona-roleplay-gif-26300206
Hello the character most susceptible to mind control who constantly heals the final boss to full health.
eager igloo
@stone blade @heady crow @ruby minnow
devout hull
<@536176967284686849> <@273796868469686272> <@465952437640101890>
Subnahtica.
gentle saffron
<@536176967284686849> <@273796868469686272> <@465952437640101890>
I LOVE THE PRAWN SUIT!!!
ocean pulsar
eager igloo
I tried to paint it after Bruno's pfp but it's not that customizable
primal kiln
ruby minnow
Haiii Ivan
devout hull
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1067502419593932820/tr...
Kratos will fuck up anyone's shit. He's quite into anal, you see.
errant river
lime dew
wait this is brainfar
brainclose better imo
devout hull
wait this is brainfar
Come, brother. Fart with us.
hoary elk
primal kiln
devout hull
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1SnwN8jsc fire
vivid edge
fading shuttle
devout hull
@tranquil basalt Don't like thicc lust king busting you down sexual style?
tranquil basalt
only if they're goated with the sauce
visual stirrup
max0r?
tranquil basalt
cum
grizzled meadow
only if they're goated with the sauce
Bussin down sexual style?
A white boy, who buss it down sexual style, is not necessarily considered goated with the sauce
That's what I've been saying Tucker it's creazy to me that they don't think he's goated with the zooz you can see him on the right right there actually he's bussing it down sexual style and they want to say he's not goated with the zooz it's really despicab-
tranquil basalt
devout hull
Falco is falcooming.
ruby minnow
upper spruce
grizzled meadow
Falco is falcooming.
Falco needs to study IP address and shit because tomorrow he needs to do a class thing
And instead he's here
devout hull
The burns are from the deathclussy.
devout hull
And instead he's here
I can help you with that, just DM me your IP address.
grizzled meadow
I can help you with that, just DM me your IP address.
I'll also give you the subnet mask if you want to
Damn I hate this stuff
It look simple on the surface but I feel like I'm missing some step
devout hull
Just steal shit off of github like a proper programmer.
grizzled meadow
I really can't, it's "practice" stuff
Given IP address 200.110.12.0 with subnet mask 255.255.255.224, specify how many subnets and how many hosts per subnet can be obtained.
It's literally translated IT/ENG so I don't know if it's understandable
hoary elk
No mercy.
grizzled meadow
she ate pizza with a fork and a knife
I do that as well
devout hull
she ate pizza with a fork and a knife
And you're still calling her your mother?
ruby minnow
I do that as well
omg i was true
Falco is not Italian
@grizzled meadow watch this
i will summon Bruno here
midnight tree
ruby minnow
grizzled meadow
walt jr glow up
devout hull
Bruno has not been summoned
Don't worry, I never believed in you.
ruby minnow
ruby minnow
Don't worry, I never believed in you.
i believed in your penis and got dissapointed
devout hull
i believed in your penis and got dissapointed
Not my fault you only accept ribbed and prehensile.
ruby minnow
you got me man i don't even know what does that mean
edgy abyss
devout hull
you got me man i don't even know what does that mean
Ribbed means it has bumps in the shape of rings, like a horse. Prehensile means it can move like a tentacle.
orchid robin
https://i.imgur.com/tlb3PEY.jpeg
Why is she locking the door
devout hull
Why is she locking the door
"Why are you locking the door, step-wolf?"
ruby minnow
edgy abyss
Why is she locking the door
To save the rest of the world from another Space Wolves fan
orchid robin
Wtf is space wolves
devout hull
Average Swamp Fan
edgy abyss
We got too much of them
devout hull
Maybe wolf people from TiTS?
edgy abyss
Wtf is space wolves
WH40k space vikings
devout hull
WH40k space vikings
Or that.
orchid robin
WH40k space vikings
Oooohhhhhhh
ruby minnow
oh its Warhammer now i understand why i don't know what it is
orchid robin
Yeah fuck every faction except for orks
edgy abyss
ruby minnow
orchid robin
I'm the only one here that knows 40k...
Thats why youre the helper
ruby minnow
edgy abyss
Thats why youre the helper
And you, the plebians
devout hull
Yeah fuck every faction except for orks
They're a magic infestation.
ruby minnow
i cannot find the last one
edgy abyss
devout hull
Space fungi that can make the abominations they call their machines work via sheer belief.
orchid robin
And you, the plebians
The plebians that dont read about an entire fictional galaxy but actually go outside
edgy abyss
Space fungi that can make the abominations they call their machines work via she...
Yep
orchid robin
Space fungi that can make the abominations they call their machines work via she...
Stop making me like them more
devout hull
You have to torch wherever they get killed and torch everywhere they have ever been so more don't pop back up.
edgy abyss
The plebians that dont read about an entire fictional galaxy but actually go out...
Muhfucker, I play Airsoft, I go outside
fading shuttle
edgy abyss
Airsoft and a 40k fan?
And TTRPG and gamer and a bigger nerd then you'll ever be! My virginity is untouchable!!
pastel quartz
orchid robin
And TTRPG and gamer and a bigger nerd then you'll ever be! My virginity is untou...
You know maybe its good that i will never be a bigger nerd than you
edgy abyss
You know maybe its good that i will never be a bigger nerd than you
laughs in all the money I can spend on myself instead of others
orchid robin
Keep it up buddy
devout hull
https://tenor.com/view/puke-nausea-nauseous-food-throw-up-gif-24422826
Aren't you a femboy lover?
edgy abyss
Keep it up buddy
Laughs while looking up a $2,000 electric longboard for sale that can go over 60 km per hour
queen finch
orchid robin
*Laughs while looking up a $2,000 electric longboard for sale that can go over 6...
Just buy a fuckin bike
And i dont even mean motorbikes
A bicycle
edgy abyss
Just buy a fuckin bike
No it's too boring
queen finch
bikes shouldn't exist
orchid robin
They damn well should
raven otter
orchid robin
Hell the netherlands sure is employing them properly
steady trellis
I'm the only one here that knows 40k...
no
crimson flame
*Laughs while looking up a $2,000 electric longboard for sale that can go over 6...
what a way to kill urself on the road
edgy abyss
what a way to kill urself on the road
I know! It's gonna be so cool
They are... They're too easy to ride 
fading shuttle
orchid robin
First
edgy abyss
laughs in downhill mountain biking
I got no hills in my work route 
steady trellis
Yeah……easy way to die
you are in control of what you do and how fast, dummies die early
primal kiln
GOD I wish that were me
steady trellis
I got no hills in my work route <:LysShrug:418968062264344578>
neither do I, but i go on trails on weekends
orchid robin
you are in control of what you do and how fast, dummies die early
Well im a moron soooooo, SWEET DEATH HERE I COME
edgy abyss
neither do I, but i go on trails on weekends
I can't... I got DnD and airsoft on weekends
steady trellis
I can't... I got DnD and airsoft on weekends <:KekSkew:1063221372844777542>
then you have enough hobbies
edgy abyss
ADHD brain says "no"
crimson flame
you are in control of what you do and how fast, dummies die early
have you seen some onewheel vids? apparently they're so easy to tip forward and completely stop, throwing you forward with whatever speed you had
steady trellis
onewheels scare me
crimson flame
so go 40kmh, lose control, gets thrown forward 40kmh
edgy abyss
I ripped off a chunk of my thigh once at a skate park while rollerblading, was fun 
crimson flame
bruh
orchid robin
I ripped off a chunk of my thigh once at a skate park while rollerblading, was f...
You fuckin what
crimson flame
skate stuff that goes above 20kmh in heavy populated area is straight up dangerous imo
steady trellis
my ride - albeit modified, this is a stock image obv
primal kiln
edgy abyss
You fuckin what
Not much... Like half a pinky fingers worth in length and depth. Was funny as shit cuz I didn't notice till some one pointed out that I'm bleeding... Adrenaline is fun...
I skated all the way home with ripped pants and a blending leg. People freaked out along the way.
When I got home, I just cleaned the wound, bandaged it up and played some games. Was back at the skatepark same week
narrow lotus
edgy abyss
A small chunk. Me and my friend looked for it before I left
fading shuttle
"back in grug day, we lose finger while hunt mammoth"
"then we hunt more mammoth"
steady trellis
"when I was your age, I rocketjumped to school, uphill, both ways"
orchid robin
"then we hunt more mammoth"
Actually no, that was it for the day, they hunted meat and then just relaxed
ocean pulsar
primal kiln
crimson flame
orchid robin
My elementary didnt have a playground
trim pilot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441850403420766211/1067536220843937802/16...
is that a claymore?
fading shuttle
claymores are bigger
ocean pulsar
longsword probs
crimson flame
my ride - albeit modified, this is a stock image obv
those hydraulica mountain bikes always seem so over engineered
i have a really plain roadbike and i love it
trim pilot
steady trellis
those hydraulica mountain bikes always seem so over engineered
it all has purpose, and geometry matters a lot depending on your physique etc - and this ones electric too, nicer to climb
or overtake cars
crimson flame
oh electric
steady trellis
ooh a nice gravel
crimson flame
ye and i have the disc version
woeful lance
crimson flame
though i kinda think the quality of the disc caliper is shit, might upgrade it later
steady trellis
disk breaks you mean?
crimson flame
yeah
tame halo
yeah well...
tame halo
I like being tall but people automatically assume I'm not a bottom
steady trellis
that, and a helmet
primal kiln
I like big burly men and i'm a bottom
but I also like twinks, but its hard to find a good twink that's a good top
not like I get laid much at all anyways
edgy abyss
ye dont skimp on breaks <:kekw:919974270132711444>
The best breaks are the road side trees. 100-0 in 1 sec
violet prism
p
tame halo
I like big burly men and i'm a bottom
I prefer smaller but at the same time a little bit athletic
tame halo
not like I get laid much at all anyways
Yeah I'm a virgin 
edgy abyss
Yeah I'm a virgin <:sadge:1021487107690205324>
errant river
trim pilot
i like big burly tf2 men
tame halo
I wish someone would rail me
@light charm
errant river
crimson flame
🛤️
primal kiln
i like big burly tf2 men
vivid marsh
tame halo
okay what the actual fuck
trim pilot
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493387100482306069/1057701079443308594/...
what is this
tame halo
what is this
armadillo portable speaker
vivid marsh
my bluetooth speaker??
trim pilot