#🎪bruh-fart
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my brain never farted enough to be put in there tbh
music slaps hard
weakest green name
maybe one day ill make that lore list
i know dota is worse than LOL but i never thought someone could go this far
plays lol >when i have a son >lmao
what the fuck
i fucking hate discord
?
it ruined the message i spent more than 5 seconds writing because my stupid ass does not know how to jump lines in this damn app
Dam I can't see my name in the first few, sadge
you have to be a degenerate+ to show up in there
skill issue
😭😭😭
its like the wanted list of brainfart
i qualify then can i be written an entry
i mean judging by the gigabrain stuff you write i dont doubt it
whats the difference
quite a lot
but i wouldnt be able to tell you since ive always been autistic and dont know what its like to not be autistic
you cant just develop autism
its something you have always


Goodnight king or queen
i still need 15kg of muscle to be a king, getting there though
Am I the only one that needs an extra pillow to hold while they sleep?
You're a king in my eyes bro
Even if you were 2000000 kgs of muscle away
Where the fuck is my PSYOP Army Egirl bruh
what did i even enlist for
it was never worth it and i will never forget what they have taken from me
Forgotten Weapons Ian showcases something Balkans could have used back in 15th century.
no i literally have a body pillow (without any of that weeb shit) for me to hug at night
If it wasn't in your contract, you're not getting it.
Should've asked your recruiter, idiot.
i never felt the touch of a woman
my life ends tonight
i have had it
first no bonus, and now this?
this is bullshit
Army needs its numbers
You'll be doing us a great service by maintaining the statistic
(Don't)
LMFAO
Dam, I'm glad I'm not the only one, but I got just a pillow I soften with hugs to one day give to the person I sleep with, so they got the softest pillow know to man kind
Is the significance of your username what I think it is?
Skill issue
i like sleeping while holding something, feels good
unfortunately probably not
Ah, I thought I may have found a brother.
No it ain't
i got an anime body pillow for christmas and when i enlisted years ago i gave it to my friend for safe keeping until my return
sigma grindset
it has now found its way to not one, but two more benefactors
who was on the pillow
ligma mindset
i have no fucking idea
Gn brainfart
did it
my friend messaged me one day saying "hey i sent u something for christmas ;)"
My bad bro, just tryna spread positivity, god knows nobody here gets enough of it
i never once told her my address
Goodnight bro, sleep well
to this day i have no idea how she knew where i lived
marry her
she already knows where you live anyway its only a matter of time
what if she was the PSYOP army e girl
"I don't have a monster under my bed, I AM THE MONSTER UNDER MY BED"
ill pass she wished to physically harm me
just army things
LMAO
Ever checked your will? Statistically speaking, if you're european, theres a chance you have royal blood in ya
Fears to Fathom vibes
unironically that horrified me
Spent at least nine weeks getting yelled at by some of the scariest motherfuckers we got
Scared of women.
Intel guy spotted.
Oh god are you french?!?!!?!
f-french????????
negative i am fighter jet man
close tho
intel is a good second
i dont even think intel people know how to talk to others
thank god
Bro women are scary dude, if a dude is all up in your face you can defend yourself, if it's a woman you can't do shit
well at least its not brazil
louisiana... youre close.... close enough to kiss
skill issue
Did ya all hear of a group of girls that ruined a dudes life over sexual assault charges, AND THE POOR DUDE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW THEM????
couldnt be me i batter women more than a cake

You can
If they won't find the bodies

That's a bit too real 
thats a normal thursday for me
Manoer, didn't you say you were going to bed?
i was
Bro some times I just wish a war would break out so I could die with dignity
but yall are just so damn cute
fr fr

I'm jealous
I did not stutter
bro is living in the ice age
i got frostbite on my toes yesterday

Bro removed the minus
i fucking hate living in brazil on god
It's always summer in Australia
why do americans even use those goofy measurements
I fully believe it was like 40 degrees during the ice age
Football fields
They gotta be special
"yeah let me have 5 king henry the 4th's big toe of bread"
0 and 100 are at the edges of what is inhabitable.
as with anything bad in the world somehow the brittish are involved
Inb4 0F 
Wait does that mean that the place I'm living in is not inhabitable
of course you are fucking american

it better be
When I said "inhabitable", I should have clarified.
For humans, not homo sovieticus.
What's the inhabitable range for homo sovieticus then
the complete opposite
-100 to 0?
yup
I fucking melt when the thermometer goes above 70F
So it's a bit lower.
Different issue xD
humidity?
Goodnight bro
Goodnight bro
Isn't 15C supposed to be he minimum for human life to develop?
Well, most of my experience was in places with maximum humidity.
70F and humid is worse than 90F and dry.

That's pretty high, yeah.
Vaping
I'm pretty sure that once the humidity maxes out, your sweat can no longer help.
That's the worst part.

We got the weirdest climate ever
We get up to +40C in summer and down to -40C in winter
Actually I feel like talking more on my phone while I’m in bed
Yeah, people don't know how weird Siberia is.
Sorry I meant for life in general, not just human
Tardigrades are basically immorta
We’ve considered trying to send them to Pluto
More than just space probably
We could probably drop a few into the sun and they would survive knowing how tough they are lmfao
@uncut obsidian
autists United
How do you expect us to get organized when we can't even talk to each other?
Autism
Lmfao
Why is this so funny
Babe, new noncredible concept just dropped.
Idk but it is
Sure
i work here
Most normal day in war thunder

It's literally 4AM go to sleep
Its literally 5am
I have to get up to work

The fuck kinda job you do to wake up at 5
1st shift at a warehouse 
6 to 13:30
@grizzled meadow why are you awake?
Go to sleep yourself
tren
Pog
i have seen that on like 3 different social media platforms aint no way its real
i seen it on 4chan, reddit, and fuckin twitter
i wasnt planning on posting porn lmfao
GOOOOOOOOD MORNING BRAINFART!!
good 14:33
Played about 4 hours of Forspoken. It took a little while to get going, but the game is going okay. I have to adjust to its systems a little bit. Fast paced parkour and casting magic spells? There is a lot to take in. Forspoken has the open world …
Heard you guys wanted some more Zoomer Marvel Humor: The Game
yknow this dialogue wouldnt be near as obnoxious if fuckin every modern movie and tv show didnt have this same copy-pasted dialogue style in it
it's not new or even inherently bad, its just oversaturated the market and people are sick of it already
i still have the gif saved
Good for you
man I love school group projects
got the easiest job
editing the shit my group sent into a readable state
warfare in africa be like:
i believe it. africans do be a special kinda stupid
bruh
Bruh
Bruh
rc-xd from black ops
Doomba
Just something I put together for fun. Good tunes are as good a reason as any to join with the monolith, right?
Holy crap this is netflix level bad
can confirm, currently drowning in bean juice
can confirm too, drank half a pot of coffee, some quark and am going through the consequences right now
HELL NO 🤢
7 years of studying swedish and all i know is how to call people dogs
fuck that language
prolly, swedish is mandatory in school here and only used on the south-west coast so im going with the basis of barely passing through the courses
swedish sucks several balls
both the language and the people
thankfully i have managed to avoid swedish people for most of my life
satan's lair
swedish 'men' when they see an unsucked cock
mornin
hello bruno
btw remember that artifact thing from yesterday?
well turns out
the artifact respawn chance was simply so low that i would have a better chance at winning a russian roulette game than finding one
tourist difficulty
and the respawn chance was fuckin 0.3
I love coffee
no wonder it was wack
yeah
set it to 1
waited through a blowout
and would you look at that, artifacts actually spawned
yeah just gotta figure out what to set the respawn chance so i can actually see artifacts but also not encounter them every 5 steps
after fuckin days of trying to get it to work thinking something was wrong 
well def since im still gonna have to study today 
Good morning chat
good morning funneh cat
meow
😭
time for procastinating
YOU THINK I HAVENT TRIED?
the sort of guilt of not studying keeps me from enjoying the procrastinating
IVAN
gotta find the file now that sets the difficulty presets so i can modify the artefact respawn chance
i'm still half a sleep
pog
Alyo
alyonka?
you askedme that you alzhaimers lookin ass
yes
pog
Mood
i had to get cryogen c7 bcs of my old case :(
daa
no
da
okay
ye there was multiplayer in the trilogy
clear sky?
da
me
where is the computer bruno
real
Daa
unbelievable
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BRING LAPTOPS TO CLASS?
here were not even allowed to bring phones
hell "on paper" we arent allowed to bring phones on school grounds
University or high school?
high school
in uni you do whatever the fuck you want
Sounds about right.
jesus christ i just realized why the artifact spawn chance is so low
im using the gamma difficulty presets rebalance
but its the same chance as in vanilla anomaly?
i am so confused rn
so turns out i was actually just shit out of luck going through RED FOREST, WAREHOUSES, ROSTOK AND NOT FINDING A SINGLE ARTIFACT ON MY TEST RUN?
Banan
Babana
Search right after an emission.
so wait
NPCs also take artifacts.
day 1 its guaranteed to not have any artifacts?
That's why you're not finding much.
i was in godmode running at the speed of light and using an rpg to obliterate everyone in my sight, doubt that
I don't know about that, but I do know that a lot of artifacts spawn right after an emission.
especially since nobody announced him taking an artifact
imma try garbage day 2 after an emission with 0.3 respawn chance
I just sneezed 4 times in a row
happens
dang bro das crazy
damn you
not nice
tbf at least we were allowed to use them during breaks
cuz even the teachers knew they wouldnt be able to reinforce the no phone rule in that scenario
We got to use our phones in the military, but you can't use them in school 
sneaking in a phone on your guard duty 
also santeri i realised that less than a year and off i go to kajaani
bro
okay so turns out
ig artifacts just dont spawn first day for me
cuz after waiting 2-3 days
i literally found a jellyfish, nightstar and flower in the garbage
RNG fucked me so bad in the first day test runs that i thought the game was bad
bugged
yeah
but hey at least now i can begin the artifact ru- nvm its almost 12 pm
time to study
like i said just in time for you to abandon the run 2 hours in 
tbf ive had my fair share of repeated runs
mainly cuz i would add too many mods and fuck the save up
moderators i would like this
emote's name changed to marvGlad or just marv
@uncut obsidian @grizzled meadow @heavy peak @narrow lotus
mf just pinged most of the mods over this
that is not a peepo
why
thats stupid
each have their own personality
it's less of a drawing style or look and more of a personality thing
marv is a smug guy who always looks uncomfortable
peepo is a happy young dude who is overly optimistic
this does not give peepo vibes
it gives marv vibes
shittyl casually giving an explanation on the psychology of a fuckin internet frog
Who wants to be a namesake for prawn suit in subnautica?
look man if someone on twitter can pretend to be a girl while having a raging boner i can adore internet frogs
me me me
The Great Helm's a classic, but the Hounskull has great meme potential.
the hounskull is just borzoi helmet edition
i think the great helm has the best protection potential
it is even at the top doe
wouldnt deflect the attack, any attack on the head would be felt full force
armet
i don't need vision i'll just swing my sword and if anyone gets in the way it's their own fault
sallet style has such impeccable fashion
sallet is fucking elite
Gm brainfart
i choose whatever this is
though i'm not huge enough to wear it, it still looks awesome
I prefer the real kettle helm
I was always an Armet kind of guy, lots of potential for ornate decoration
morning turkish guy
this looks good but how are you gonna breathe
metal straws to save the turtles
Good night guys
gn rav
gngngn
sleep well

Oh neat, you can finally check your favorite gifs on mobile
Thanks discord
Been like 5 years I’ve been waiting for this feature
no more phone
sleep
oi you got a license for that?
how he fold like that holy fuck
hes not fat, thats hollow space
damn really fellin' like a boykisser rn
god damn
Spangenhelm
gif related
unedited
i only like them chinese cartoons
if you get past the urine milking yes
the what now
this pic goes hard feel free to screenshot
wtf even, dont be pepega

daily dose of whatever this is
thanks I hate it
THICC. A real woman at last.
What did I miss, brAinfarters
gtx3070 minimum 
it's not cold at all outside
I can go around freely without my balaclava
it's awesome
and also very uncool
all those winter clothes are rendered unimportant when a jacket is enough
You like katana zero
Right?
maybe you have a lot of natural insulation
he's calling you a lardass
hahaha
krono deez nutz
damn right I do
now I just need to get good at it 
magic trick didn't work
damn wish I was
I used to be underweight for a while
Walt Jr glowup
I DID IT
damn he be slurpin'
linear algebra is ez bruh
im just not motivated
its the absolute basic of algebras
How can I trust an eldritch entity to tell me this about that
you can just trust me, i swear bro
yeah ik im just not motivated that much
I'm gonna hit you with a broom get out of my head get out of my head
no your insides are comfy
Daily reminder to annoy your cat

your lips are comfy bro

Still one of the best vids ever made

What
death
Just had the best meal in a while. Some god tier food
You wanna see my hairy-ass thighs?
@pastel quartz WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME

I have awoken
Me? Nah I'm good, but don't let it stop you from posting them
lmao it seems for some reason my anomaly folder is missing the entirety of its gamedata besides configs
lol
nahh, only for those who are interested
normal I think
My bad didn’t mean to do that

Called him by accident
i dont remember it being like this from back when i used to be here
Oh I didn't even notice
Back in the days...


not full of femboys/crossdressers?
madirex should my gamedata be missing besides configs?
I don't think maja has been around here when you weren't banned yet
HuH
like this?
ye
it's normal
i havent installed gamma in a while
ah
then why the fuck is my game trying to call a script from it
Maybe asking for support in a non support channel isn't a great idea 
lol
not using brainfart is heresy
it still is
hello chat
hi there
you from the US?
Ever tried hotline miami?
Damn the pic is actually true
Rare
why is that accurate
my friend DMed me this gif a while ago

Damn, nice at least someone likes the game 👍
I absolutely love the first game
it's as if they turned orgasm into a game
while the second is just
it's good
I find the second one a bit better
(I absolutely suck at it)
Scrungle bop
awesome cta 🧡
Nice cat
The beast has awoken from its slumber
No.
guess i am a bottom
welcome to the club
goodest of the boys
that's me m8
no
oh so I'm a bad boy?
Eu
oh
it's literally a win-win situation
you are a mediocre boy
😭
that actually kind of hurts
and not in a good way
i know 
Fun Fact: In Murdower Hotel, you can jump of the balcony at the end of the level and put an unexpected stop to your life [Katana ZERO]
damn i was just about to jump off a hotel irl
then read the full thing
which is really a stupid thing to do
who here is being a goobie snoobert
this is how the person who leaked the no fly list announced it
0 mental problems
almost all of brainfart is obsessed with this image, i ain't even gonna lie to you
i've seen it being posted a lot yesterday
Snow melted :c
consider yourself lucky that you see snow
southern Europe don't get that shit
i get palm trees and stuff i don even know what snow is anymore
are you somewhere in Europe, around the southern part
ah, didn't you guys see snow around late 2020 or 2021?
big snow storm happened
almost literally killed texas
well, it killed some people, rest in peace for them
thats texas i am in florida
Oooh I live in the south I have never seen snow, what is snow, I want to live somewhere where is snow but I'm chained to my flat and can't leave
texas gets a good amount of snow because of its prairie climate for maybe a month or two
are you at the very southern part of Florida
anyway, funny scp cb moment
moderators why is this emote still named peepoglad???? 
(it gets loud, watch your ears)
@narrow lotus do your jannie duty
jannies are on 4chan bruv
(oh no, am about to get exiled)
scary
nah just really racist
and also scary
They found shia in the woods from a video call
I'd call that scary
Sure. They're autists
that's called being a NEET with too much time
But get that collective autistic might working together...
I wouldn't really say that, considering 4chan isn't really that safe. (cough, doxxin' n' other horrible stuff)
gl with that
ik it happens on all platforms but it seems to be more common in 4chan
doxing is everywhere
^
You haven't spent any time in leftoid circles lol
were you ever doxxed on 4chin?
Tactic numero uno is doxing
no, i am very glad that i haven't touched that cesspit
then how can you know it's scary?
it's really not
not sure if that's suppose to be like a complement or something else lol
I've found you
people make lots of videos on the site
retarded, racist, nazi...
just not scary
more cringy than anything
wdym
wdym?
videos on 4chan and it's community
anyway let's not start a chain talking about 4chan
you mean like public executions and other gore?
that's far from exclusive to 4chan
reddit's full of it
more than that but i'll stop talking about the site now
gonna have to go anyway, gotta do chores
brutally murders you with an axe
I'm not lying
any1 got warhammer 40k memes? i need one real quick

lets go
40k sucks
old world is so much better
warhammer is for people who would say "if i was on the plane during 9/11 lets just say things would be different"
Yeah
and then proceed to be the most scrawny, bad smelling, weakest lifeform alive
dont put it in your pocket
anyone wanna play synthetik
Carthago delenda est.
play GHPC
that's my point.
And it's too drawn out. If she said "I just moved shit with my freakin' mind" once or twice, fine
BUT THEY HAVE TO DRAG IT OUT
is the final act us burning it?
I'm surprised there's no clips of her talking about zootopia porn yet
i'm already playing it 
play it some more
ill never forget when someone built a cross in front of my house in minecraft and then burnt it
dual scrungle bops
the squingles 😀
not real, 4chan users dont go outside enough to know what it looks like
his name is dubs for those wondering
he is a man man
thats what i call him
@uncut obsidian i have a question
okay madi wont answer
next best ping
@steady trellis
fuck my internet is dying
nvm
Such a lazy guy
Beautiful specimen
Rub its belly rn
due to a long story he basically lives in my room
you didn't even ask the question
essentially his previous owners declawed him in the front (completely evil) and because of that he gets bullied by our other cats, as well as the dogs
cuz i waited for you to say what
anyways
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
could i maybe link a mod that i reeaaallllyyyy like and recommend for anomaly?
Two lads or lasses
brothers
Two lads chilling on da bed
why is that a question @orchid robin ? i dont follow
squingle and skrungle bops
me: "you've seen Treasure Planet, right"
friend: "oh, you mean the 1982 animated movie from Bulgaria"
me: "the what"
@stone blade
Idk
But i feel like this day will be very odd
....i should be careful
you feel
SHE FEELS
or the ancient horrors inside your head told you
wow fuck that guy for declawing ur cat
My demons told me
Fuck the previous owner
Unvirgin his olive oil
And then do the same to his mother 
Know what? Fuck you.
Proceeds to unvirgin your olive oil.

She’s just like me frfr
my cat doesnt look like yours? is he sick or something?
Nah he’s all good
aight cool
Oh I think it's a dog my guy
He looks really chill and friendly, 10/10 would give a snack
shit really?
Mhm! He's adorable
sry for responding late, we have visitors. Cuz there is a dedicated channel for that but i sorta wanna share it with this chat
I love those kindsa dogs
I'm in the bedroom and I can hear the chicken sizzling from the kitchen, this is finna be a good lunch
Oh you got lunch? I just woke up brother
Also dam, food chat goes not seem impressed at all by my food
I also noticed i sleep 10 hours
I posted a 3 course meal and like one person said something about the lava cake I had for dessert
i have seen food chat for what it is
just people posting average or not presentable food and acting like its the second coming of jesus
Dont you have to drive for an hour just to see sushi my guy?
its actually a 10-15 min drive
and the sushi is mediocre
the soy sauce is what makes it somewhat better
I want 3 meals but instead i always hsve fucking 2
add bread and consider it a meal
boom 3 meals
How about i make 3 meals out of you?
the human body has more than 3 meals worth of calories
closer to a few hundred thousand
im 185 in height, you gotta be able to do better than just 3 meals
just dont eat the brain or youll get a nasty 100% lethal, uncurable prion disease
eat the brain, got it
Oh yeah true
Let's make that 10
You get 2 meals? Mf I get one and whatever snacks I manage
My mother almost eats nothing a day and survives
Not even a meal
She is fucking underweight
That sounds like she's just not eating in front of you
Or she has a problem
Or both
or she has a problem eating in front of you
Both
also i see you went 2 pfps back
Post it
it actually makes me look forward to playing anomaly whenever i launch it

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.................BAN HER
Mister Electric kill him
KILL HIM NOOOWWWW
bro i can't believe Porsche is making NFTs now
bro i cant believe massively successful companies are so detached from reality that they do stupid shit that they deem popular among their consumers
yes
but yeah im still gonna shill for this mod so much
i'm trying out EFP currently


