🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

oh you mean that

[solar obsidian]

pilif is the lamest demon name that could ever exist

[slim osprey]

Leg day today, gonna kill them muscles at the gym today

[orchid robin]

i thought we were goin with irl names

[slim osprey]

Hbu?

[amber marsh]

Hai bruno

[hushed marsh]

Oh my name is less cool reversed irl

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/leg-day-bodybuilding-tom-platz-gif-10763824

[digital quartz]

Isnt pilof food ?

[amber marsh]

p!pat @heady crow

[upper spruce]

Hoi Gumbi

[slim osprey]

Literally me

[amber marsh]

Wait what was the command?

[orchid robin]

now lets try reydut

[amber marsh]

Haii

Hru Kriegster

[upper spruce]

Been better

[solar obsidian]

better

[orchid robin]

Im good

[midnight tree]

what is it then

[hushed marsh]

Mine would just be Enirehtac

[amber marsh]

Awe, what's wrong?

[heady crow]

Doing good, got out of school so heading home rn. Started gym again yesterday and im in sorrow about the state that my body is in

But hey its only up from here

[upper spruce]

One of my friends is having an issue in Ireland and he needs to move out and find an apartment >.>

[orchid robin]

that actually sounds rather neat

[hushed marsh]

Which sounds like a lovecraft mythos entity

[thin willow]

sounds like the kind of name you'd expect to see in the witcher universe

[midnight tree]

tbh that does sound like a demon name

[slim osprey]

Real, stay on that grind

[slim osprey]

It'll always be worth it

[midnight tree]

i'm just Leska

[digital quartz]

real demon name

[heady crow]

It is. I need good body image to have a hot white boy summer

[hushed marsh]

when you have a longer name there is a better chance it looks more like a demon name

[solar obsidian]

destroyer of worlds

[orchid robin]

really bad news mate

didnt you hear

[midnight tree]

i need to work up to my summer bod so i can stay home and not go out

[orchid robin]

white boy summer is delayed this year

[heady crow]

NOOOOOOOOO

[slim osprey]

Better yet, a good body will attract all the femboys in your area

[orchid robin]

its gonna be white boy autumn

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/exactly-yes-precisely-absolutely-totally-gif-17449520

[digital quartz]

this the summer you are visiting germany ?

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1061440953937821828/reverse.gif

I'd be Leinad

[solar obsidian]

falcos demon name, Eppesuig sounds silly

[orchid robin]

wait you guys still exist?

gimme a moment to fix that

[slim osprey]

Think of femboys when you lift, it'll make you stronger

[heady crow]

My friend said hed introduce me to some homosexual friends of his when i feel like it and goddamn im gonna make him keep that promise next summer

[heady crow]

Ong

[orchid robin]

next summer? not this summer?

[thin willow]

my will to keep grinding comes only from billy herrington

[digital quartz]

mans planning on busting out that closet

[heady crow]

Next summer is this summer

[hushed marsh]

If he is introducing you to some boys in the summer you need cute swimwear

[orchid robin]

that makes no sense

[hushed marsh]

you have to

[slim osprey]

Real

[midnight tree]

you didn't tell me we had mutual friends bro

[slim osprey]

Still waiting for my friend to introduce his femboy friend to me

[digital quartz]

He only wears speedos he got that covered

[heady crow]

Nah im already out its just if it isnt mentioned its easy to be regarded as straight when youre bi :)

[hushed marsh]

word

I do it all the time lol

[heady crow]

Its winter now so the next summer is the summer of this year

[orchid robin]

especially when nothing about your personality signifies you arent straight

[orchid robin]

so just "this summer"

[thin willow]

i keep my cover by acting extravagantly homosexual towards my homies

they're none the wiser

[hushed marsh]

Im just doing hot girl shit

[amber marsh]

Oh yeah you told me

[orchid robin]

demon core experiments?

[thin willow]

war crimes

[amber marsh]

Boiling eggs?

[digital quartz]

Thats hot

[heady crow]

Both work

[amber marsh]

SHE HAD THAT READY

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/tighten-l4d2-hop-on-l4d2-hop-on-megamind-gif-23558298

[orchid robin]

...........lets agree to disagree

[solar obsidian]

whatever you think is hot

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/a-girl-can-hope-anna-faris-christy-mom-hopeful-gif-19832369

[midnight tree]

i'm just a good friend is all

[hushed marsh]

just type it as

gay)

[heady crow]

Or gae

[hushed marsh]

stupid filter doesnt notice

[orchid robin]

NOOM AS CRACKED THE CODE

HAS

[digital quartz]

Nah we have to watch the r kelly closet music videos

[heady crow]

I always forget so half my msgs i type dont send

[heady crow]

???????

What in the goddamn

[thin willow]

come off as extra smart and type it out in another language

Gej

[heady crow]

Mos def tho

[amber marsh]

I think tall white socks are hot (right above the ankle)

[heady crow]

Homo

[digital quartz]

You never seen them ?

[midnight tree]

man i am just touch starved i just want something feminine to caress my hair fr

[heady crow]

Nah 😭

[orchid robin]

γκεϊ

[digital quartz]

Oh say less

[amber marsh]

You aren't touch starved enough, I'll take a demon at this point

[heady crow]

Am i feminine enough

[amber marsh]

LMAO

[heady crow]

Say no mo

[midnight tree]

yes

[orchid robin]

ο γαμβιτο ειναι γκεί ας φακ

[solar obsidian]

im more of a stockings fan

[light charm]

I’m here for just that reason

[thin willow]

chłop mówi w języku krasnoludów

[orchid robin]

ANOTHER POLISH PERSON HERE?

[amber marsh]

Fishnets with white socks underneath, look into it, very nice style

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/l4d2-hop-on-l4d2-hop-on-left4dead-bill-gif-25649035

[midnight tree]

aight bet what country are you in

[slim osprey]

The fuck these mean

[heavy peak]

Anyone wanna play?

[digital quartz]

Get got that dawg in him

[hushed marsh]

You cant beat a man, like this one who eats toddlers

[light charm]

U.S sadly

[midnight tree]

damn

[solar obsidian]

@heavy peak dont have

[heady crow]

Damn

[amber marsh]

Me if I was home 😭

I'll be home Wednesday

[midnight tree]

i bet the rothchilds paid you to do this to me

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/barney-stinson-himym-rocky-live-in-america-how-i-met-your-mother-gif-8133407

[thin willow]

it's the eastern european "spite russia" dialect

[heady crow]

Why do cuties have to be on the other side of the pond

[hushed marsh]

I have to help these punkasses with their scrims later

[thin willow]

become ungovernable

abandon cyrillic

[solar obsidian]

bit hard to imagine

[digital quartz]

Swim over

[slim osprey]

Cause you are not searching for cuties in your city

[hushed marsh]

esports coach for a dying game, I make bad life decisions

[orchid robin]

LOCAL CUTIES IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING FOR COMPANY

[slim osprey]

I used to think there were no femboys here, I realize now I was wrong

Simply didn't look hard enough

[slim osprey]

WHERE

[midnight tree]

bro i'm free from the 27th of january to the 7th of february

[thin willow]

you're in a STALKER discord server

[orchid robin]

under

[midnight tree]

wink wink

[thin willow]

the presence of femboys was to be expected

[digital quartz]

Hots ?

[hushed marsh]

R6 Siege

[slim osprey]

In hell?

[orchid robin]

no

[thin willow]

siege is dying?

[hushed marsh]

I turned Pro-am when I was 18

[orchid robin]

they are under

[digital quartz]

Close enough

[hushed marsh]

Its not what it used to be

[light charm]

fishnets with white tights under is extremely nice

[heady crow]

I hated 3km swims in waterpolo im not gonna swim over the Atlantic

[thin willow]

You will

[slim osprey]

Weak mindset

[thin willow]

FAILSET

[heady crow]

I dont believe that, i need some img material

[slim osprey]

Under where?

[amber marsh]

YES SOMEONE THAT GETS IT ILY

[midnight tree]

actually brb i'm gonna go buy some thigh highs

[orchid robin]

send it t ome too

[digital quartz]

Not even for the bussy ? Smh

[light charm]

Bet should I dm it to you

[slim osprey]

Nah send it here

[hushed marsh]

Unironically comfy

[solar obsidian]

he said underwear!

[slim osprey]

I'm sure everyone wants to see

[amber marsh]

Got a pic if you want in dms, nothing sexual if I recall correctly

[midnight tree]

gonna take a walk down to ye olde mall

[orchid robin]

haha i made you say underwea- (fuckin disintegrates)

[midnight tree]

just dm me if you want them thigh pics

fr fr

[heady crow]

Bet

[amber marsh]

I gotchu

[solar obsidian]

no thank you, i can just google it if i want to

[orchid robin]

BRUNO I SENT YOU THE MADI PICS

YOU OWE ME THIS

[slim osprey]

Pics of what?

[orchid robin]

jkjk dont send anything

[light charm]

Men

[orchid robin]

unless the person consents for it

[slim osprey]

Send

Right now

No questions asked

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

[midnight tree]

i don't have any sexual pics of me but i got some bangin thighs

[midnight tree]

and i am starved for attention

[slim osprey]

Bro a thigh pic from you gave me a hard on for 24 hours

[midnight tree]

so just dm me if you want em

[light charm]

Most I have of me is thigh pics

[midnight tree]

thanks for telling me king

i really needed that rn

[slim osprey]

[digital quartz]

u sure you didnt grab the wrong pills in the morning ?

[amber marsh]

Yup ofc bro!

[slim osprey]

Give me some time and I'll get killer thighs like yours

[slim osprey]

Don't take any sort of pills

[hushed marsh]

Anyways

[slim osprey]

That easy?

[hushed marsh]

Im gonna delete that

[amber marsh]

White socks with fishnets on top, turns out it's a bit more explicit than I recalled, do you wanna see?

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-the-cat-he-dance-he-dance-gif-24077288

[slim osprey]

I will burn that into my memory

[midnight tree]

you seem like the sort of fellow to enjoy a nice pair of thighs

[digital quartz]

[slim osprey]

Yes

[hushed marsh]

Sorry I was like damn

I need to chill lmao

[slim osprey]

[digital quartz]

Any screenshotters ?

[slim osprey]

Worse things have been said here

[digital quartz]

Real

[solar obsidian]

@hushed marsh its the #🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

yeah fuck it im not studying anymore today

i dont like this subject

[hushed marsh]

I know

But like, being extra horny

its 10:30am here

[slim osprey]

Too early

[digital quartz]

Anything you say will be topped by maja dw

[midnight tree]

@hushed marsh do you want the thigh pics?

[slim osprey]

Need to wait like 8 hours at least

[hushed marsh]

Sure honestly

[slim osprey]

Finally someone else understands sometimes it is too early to be horny

[light charm]

NOOO I DIDNT SEE

[orchid robin]

horny around the clock

[solar obsidian]

@hushed marsh wrote that he gets horny if he thinks of his head getting pat

[hushed marsh]

her but yeah

[digital quartz]

• l

[light charm]

JUST LIKE ME FRFR

[orchid robin]

jesus christ imagine if someone actually pet her

[slim osprey]

Bro

[orchid robin]

the country would collapse

the local population would disintegrate

[slim osprey]

She's perfect height for pats

[midnight tree]

imma be real with you i subconsciously pet people sometimes

[hushed marsh]

Yeah Im short, it doesnt make it harder

[midnight tree]

it's happened a few times when i find really small people

[hushed marsh]

155cm

[digital quartz]

Is that your herding instinct coming through

[slim osprey]

I shall accept my fate when I approach you

[uncut obsidian]

Gnome.

[orchid robin]

you are that lego character that can go into vents

[hushed marsh]

R2D2?

[slim osprey]

Vents?

Venting?

Sus?

[uncut obsidian]

Mogn Us

[slim osprey]

Amogus?

[slim osprey]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thin willow]

Hey can you get that thing off the top of the fridge for me

[slim osprey]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[midnight tree]

bro my paternal instincts are just extreme when i see people in distress

this shit hurts

[digital quartz]

U a good bean

[hushed marsh]

Unless its a toy fridge for children probably not

[orchid robin]

you see her just throwing down the fridge

[slim osprey]

Small? Just learn to double jump

Fixes everything

[midnight tree]

bro hugging someone and spinning them around is great i tell you

[hushed marsh]

Im not Brazillian I cant double jump

[orchid robin]

brazilians have been doing it for so long already

[hushed marsh]

JINX

HOLY SHIT

[slim osprey]

[midnight tree]

skill issue

[slim osprey]

I can double jump

[orchid robin]

i dont believe in such rules

[slim osprey]

What making brazilian friends does to a mf

[hushed marsh]

I thought you were brazillian

[light charm]

Smol cutie

[hushed marsh]

Im joking, dont kill me

[midnight tree]

as a nord i just have a 50% frost resist and the battle cry ability

[slim osprey]

I am close to them

[hushed marsh]

I know

[slim osprey]

Me from 🇦🇷

Close to 🇧🇷

[hushed marsh]

You're where that short football man is from

LIONEL

MESSI

[slim osprey]

LIONEL MESSI

VAMOS MESSI

[thin willow]

As a pole I'm only immune to poison

[hushed marsh]

THE PRIDE OF ARGENTINA

THE GOAT OF OUR TIME

[orchid robin]

aka polish cuisine?

[slim osprey]

CAMPEON DEL MUNDO

VAMOS MESSI

[thin willow]

Alcohol

[midnight tree]

whitest man in the server detected

[slim osprey]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS MESSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIII

[thin willow]

Polish cuisine is the most exquisite form of nourishment God has gifted upon this wretched Earth

[hushed marsh]

The amount of people who came out for his parade was insane

[digital quartz]

My man has contracted futbol fever

[hushed marsh]

like it was millions

[orchid robin]

kinda weird why his grandpa has such a heavy german accent

[slim osprey]

5M people

[hushed marsh]

Im just sad that we blew our chance to do something for once

[midnight tree]

[hushed marsh]

but we have next world cup to try

[slim osprey]

5M people went to Buenos Aires to celebrate

It lasted a whole 24 hours

Several people died

[hushed marsh]

Because we dont have to actually do qualification, thank god

[slim osprey]

THEY STOLE A FUCKING TANK

[digital quartz]

Wtf that is some countries entire pop

[slim osprey]

THEY STOLE A TANK AND USED IT TO CELEBRATE

[orchid robin]

wdym stole

[hushed marsh]

They just took it

without asking

[heady crow]

Baltics barely even register as countries

[thin willow]

They simply borrowed it for the duration of the parade

[slim osprey]

THEY STOLE A FUCKING SHERMAN

[orchid robin]

how tf would they be able to operate it

[slim osprey]

https://youtu.be/uVsQX0YrQ0c

[hushed marsh]

museums usually keep old tanks functional

at least they try to

[thin willow]

They're ecosystems and not much else

[digital quartz]

Huh where tf did they even get a sherman ? A museum ?

[slim osprey]

THEY TOOK THE FUCKING TANK

[orchid robin]

no i mean, how the fuck would THEY be able to operate it

[hushed marsh]

it could also have just been sitting in a warehouse

[slim osprey]

Argentina bought a fuck ton of shermans after ww2

[hushed marsh]

its not hard, tons of 16 year olds knew how to drive shermans during the war

[thin willow]

Me after playing War Thunder

[slim osprey]

If you are above the age of 30, you probably have military training in here

Used to be obligatory for everyone

Turn 18 go to the army

[hushed marsh]

I was gonna ask if the old junta had conscription

I assumed they did

[orchid robin]

still military training doesnt equal training and commandeering of a tank

[slim osprey]

They did

[digital quartz]

Oh wow in operative use or in storage ?

[hushed marsh]

Storage by now

way too old to be useful

[thin willow]

The most random people can sometimes know how to drive a tank @orchid robin

[hushed marsh]

maybe for military parade, but that would be it

[slim osprey]

Had them operative

Some still used for military parades

[digital quartz]

bruh they drive they dont need to be combat effective

[slim osprey]

But now they are all in storage

[midnight tree]

it's just a couple of levers and buttons

can't be too hard

[slim osprey]

Only a few used in parades, but parades are rare

[hushed marsh]

It actually is, they had to be easy

[orchid robin]

you realize driving a tank is not as simple as a car

[thin willow]

My mechatronics professor had at one point blown through a highway in an old Soviet tank when he was in the army

[hushed marsh]

otherwise training would take forever

these are wartime tanks you have to keep that in mind

[digital quartz]

I was gonna say

[hushed marsh]

these arent complicated

[slim osprey]

Y'know how it is, when a country had two military coups, it's weird to keep a strong military and show it off

[orchid robin]

cute

[slim osprey]

Gato

EL GATO

[heady crow]

EL GATO

[slim osprey]

La gata?

[hushed marsh]

Canada had shermans that we stuck a ton of 20mm cannons on

[slim osprey]

Male or female?

[hushed marsh]

I think we used it to turn buildings in Italy into swiss cheese

[orchid robin]

oh so thats what it means

[heady crow]

Male

[slim osprey]

El gato

[heady crow]

EL GATO

[grizzled meadow]

Brainfart, I have to do something which involve to leave my house now and come back tonight, but I'm very sleepy and I really don't want to leave my house, also because I have to do something else more important but still related to the thing I don't want to do now

Give me some advice

[slim osprey]

Big if true

[hushed marsh]

Im pretty sure its true

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-26227395

[slim osprey]

Realest shit the canadiands did

[digital quartz]

Procrastinate

[hushed marsh]

It was called the Skink Anti-Aircraft Tank

[thin willow]

Der großen Chungus

[heady crow]

Brew a pot of Coffee, drink it and go

[slim osprey]

Oh

[grizzled meadow]

[slim osprey]

The skink

Fucking sherman with 4 20mm cannons

[hushed marsh]

It was 4 20mm cannons on a Grizzly Medium Tank

which is just a Canadian built Sherman M4A1

[grizzled meadow]

I have like 10 minutes to do everything if I don't want to be late, so it's too late already

Bed is tempting

[orchid robin]

take the bed with you

[hushed marsh]

They only ever made 3 but one of them made it to Italy and got used

[slim osprey]

Real

Argentina has it's own home made tank

The fucking TAM

[hushed marsh]

But not for aircraft, they used it to shoot at buildings

and it worked

[orchid robin]

anyways since ive given up on studying for today and generally the subject that is discrete maths i will go do something else

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/gjV-Yrh7mxk

enjoy

[digital quartz]

we have a home made tank too

[slim osprey]

If I remember correctly, Argentina was looking to update from the shitty shermans we had, so we decided to test several tanks from different countries

Didn't like any of them

[grizzled meadow]

Sorry @uncut obsidian but mentally I'm here and soon in my bed or maybe bathing in the sun because there is a nice sun outside

[slim osprey]

So we built our own

It was good

[hushed marsh]

I think Canada just has Leopards now

the newer ones

[slim osprey]

So good, we just build everything else on top of a TAM chassis now

[hushed marsh]

Since my knowledge about the Canadian army is its small size but like

High equipment quality

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tank-bier-tank-beer-gif-14088836

[hushed marsh]

I know its almost entirely mechanized, at least practically

[slim osprey]

Honestly

I'm proud the TAM made it to WT

[orchid robin]

you cant have a modern army without it being mechanized

[slim osprey]

In the german tree no less

[hushed marsh]

Yeah but I mean its been that way for awhile

Like its always been the focus

[digital quartz]

Is it based on the Leopard ?

[hushed marsh]

A country this big, with a population thats low for its size demands it

from an earlier time

[slim osprey]

Leopard and another tank I don't remember rn

[upper spruce]

It's vague, but take care whatever you need to do.

[slim osprey]

We just needed something that could be used here

[uncut obsidian]

the boys

[slim osprey]

And with terrain being so diverse in here, we needed something custom made

So we came up with this shit

[hushed marsh]

Its super rocky, thats what rally sim games taught me

[grizzled meadow]

Stuff related to study stuff

I'm procrastinating going to school

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-yes-sir-soldier-respect-gif-15342227

[hushed marsh]

I believe in you Falco!

[heady crow]

Fuck you falco

[hushed marsh]

💜

[grizzled meadow]

I have to study for a thing so staying at home would mean "study for that thing"

[heady crow]

Do you want to be even more fucked later

[grizzled meadow]

Only @queen finch can do that

[hushed marsh]

if a dumbass like me can get into med school you guys can do anything too

[heady crow]

Not like that you sexual deviant

[orchid robin]

can you study discrete maths for me, please

[grizzled meadow]

Tell that to informatics

[slim osprey]

All military vehicles look like that

They only change the turret

The chassis is that good for my country

TAM VCLC

[hushed marsh]

yeah just throw some rockets on it

[slim osprey]

TAM VCTP

[hushed marsh]

doing this saves so much money

[orchid robin]

i hate this

[hushed marsh]

why does he have 4 airpods

[slim osprey]

It really does

TAM VCA

Also

[orchid robin]

i hate the person who made this

and i hate the person who shared this

[slim osprey]

The chassis has 0 armor

[hushed marsh]

big gun > everything else

[orchid robin]

tbf those are artilerry guns

[amber marsh]

Bro, I swear they will put everything on the tam chassis AND IT WILL STILL WORK CUZ ITS GREAT

[hushed marsh]

big boom

[slim osprey]

Yeah the VCA is artillery

[amber marsh]

OH NO TIKTOK BY JOJI IS PLAYING ON THE SHOP IM IN

[digital quartz]

ye I was wondering about that do they have active armor systems ?

[hushed marsh]

ow my tummy hurts

[slim osprey]

Average military when they make a decent chassis that doesn't break every 24 hours

[hushed marsh]

too much milk

[amber marsh]

Lemme kiss the pain away bro, I gotchu

[slim osprey]

No

Just steel brother

[digital quartz]

huh thats brave

[hushed marsh]

whoever reacted, actual milk

[amber marsh]

Real

[hushed marsh]

you deviant

[amber marsh]

Lmao

[slim osprey]

It's main advantage is the stupidly high speed

[orchid robin]

just drink water

[hushed marsh]

Already am

[slim osprey]

It can reach almost 80 km/h

[digital quartz]

dont need armor if you dont get hit

[amber marsh]

And that ufp be bouncin

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[hushed marsh]

D:

[amber marsh]

!help

[split canyon]

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**:pushpin: You can now play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play to explore this new feature now!

HELP COMMANDS -**

!boldfancy

𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼

!double

𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕖𝕩𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤

!smallcaps

ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴛᴇxᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ

!8ball

I hate this command and everyone who uses it

!owofy

nyot my pwoudest wowk

!emojify

Makes emoji text, thanks I hate it

[slim osprey]

There's a version of the TAM 2C

Called TAM 2IP

That one has actual armor

But it's slower

[hushed marsh]

that the fuck the falco engine has roblox support

[orchid robin]

the falco engine is a prick

[amber marsh]

!owofy dam this shit looks interesting, let's see how many of you will have to suffer over this

[split canyon]

dam this shit wooks intewesting, wet's see how many of you wiww have to suffew ovew this

[digital quartz]

From what I can tell tanking shots is kinda outdated anyway either you have active armor or you dont get hit because you are fast, at least that is what new designs seem to suggest

[hushed marsh]

https://i.gyazo.com/7233a0c4eff48fb76917d9a7b6eb052a.png

[orchid robin]

!8ball

[split canyon]

:8ball: | Reply hazy try again, **Kriegsmarine**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[amber marsh]

!8ball will get to feel the love of an other human being

[split canyon]

:8ball: | Don't count on it, **Gumbito**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[hushed marsh]

OUCH

[amber marsh]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[slim osprey]

Yup, nowadays anti tank weapons are just too good. You either get lucky and survive the hit, or just don't get hit at all

[eager igloo]

!emojify that might be worse

[split canyon]

🇹 🇭 🇦 🇹 🇲 🇮 🇬 🇭 🇹 🇧 🇪 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇸 🇪

[orchid robin]

!8ball will gumbito get railed

[split canyon]

:8ball: | My sources say no, **Kriegsmarine**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[eager igloo]

OH GOD

[amber marsh]

!8ball will I be doing the railing

[split canyon]

:8ball: | Outlook not so good, **Gumbito**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[amber marsh]

God dam

[orchid robin]

forever virgin

[hushed marsh]

!8ball should Gumbito quit doing this now

[split canyon]

:8ball: | Yes, definitely, **Moon**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[amber marsh]

!8ball will I make passionate loving with someone in here

[split canyon]

:8ball: | It is certain, **Gumbito**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[hushed marsh]

LMAO

[amber marsh]

ONE OF YOU MFS IS MINE

[orchid robin]

!8ball is noom tall

[split canyon]

:8ball: | Ask again later, **Kriegsmarine**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[orchid robin]

!8ball eat shit

[split canyon]

:8ball: | You may rely on it, **Kriegsmarine**

Play games on Carl-bot. Use /roblox play now!

[slim osprey]

Hope it's me :3

[amber marsh]

Dam Noom is fun sized

[hushed marsh]

I am

155

[amber marsh]

Noom marry me bro

[orchid robin]

meters tall

[slim osprey]

Feels weird knowing someone is shorter than me

[amber marsh]

How tall r u?

[slim osprey]

165

[orchid robin]

how tall are you gumbito

[amber marsh]

I do no know, last time I checked was when i was like 16-17

And I was 171 cm

Aka about 5'7

[orchid robin]

well in that case

[amber marsh]

And considering I'm 20 and almost a whole head taller

I'd say 5'9 at least

[hushed marsh]

Im 24

[orchid robin]

im towering above your 5'9 ass

[amber marsh]

Old man

[orchid robin]

185 gang RISE UP

[amber marsh]

What music do u listen to?

[slim osprey]

Boomer

[hushed marsh]

I had my birthday recently, its not that bad

[orchid robin]

uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sabaton is one of em

[slim osprey]

You may have a height advantage over me, but your kneecaps don't

[slim osprey]

Semi-boomer

[orchid robin]

your neck is easier to strike

[slim osprey]

I'M TURNING 20 THIS YEAR

[amber marsh]

Anything greek?

[orchid robin]

no

never

[hushed marsh]

turn you into gyro meat

[slim osprey]

Oh fr? What are you going to do? Choke me out?

Maybe.. put me up against a wall?

Kiss me maybe?

[orchid robin]

Im out

[amber marsh]

Slam tou again the wall and make out?

[orchid robin]

see ya later

[hushed marsh]

oh

[slim osprey]

[solar obsidian]

[amber marsh]

Dam beat me to it

[amber marsh]

Kalo mesimeri

[amber marsh]

Hai delight

[orchid robin]

suck dick

[amber marsh]

Do u know you're a delight to talk to

[hushed marsh]

Eigið gott kvöld Dutyer

[amber marsh]

No dick to suck smh

[solar obsidian]

hello Gumbito

[solar obsidian]

aww gee, thanks ❤️. you're so sweet

[hushed marsh]

I missed this brainfart, damn you wave of new server members

[narrow briar]

[slim osprey]

#🎪bruh-fart had a massive gay) arc actually

[hushed marsh]

Wait now I remember why I hate it again

[narrow briar]

calmly livesey walks out of the room

[crimson flame]

i've been playing too much elden ring

[pastel quartz]

we know

[slim osprey]

I swear every time I came here there was a gayass convo about dick and balls

[amber marsh]

And I mean it u.u

[crimson flame]

probably a repost

[pastel quartz]

no, nobody shitposts that

[amber marsh]

Doesnt matter, still a bit too real

[slim osprey]

Fake

[crimson flame]

everytime she hugs me i get -5% hp debuff

i dont fkin care

[slim osprey]

I despise her

Kill her

Kill her now

[amber marsh]

I deadass thought u meant like ur gf irl

You can do the quest line wrong?

[pastel quartz]

elden ring has questlines?

[crimson flame]

its dark souls ofc you can

[hidden path]

guy called Oswald Mosley posting pics of said guy in the fr chat

what the hell

[crimson flame]

yes probably the most questline in all fronsoft games

[slim osprey]

All of them end in

[crimson flame]

it is a soulsgame anyway

anything rarely ends well

[slim osprey]

Exactly

Which is why you should give in to the flame of chaos

Just fucking end it all

[crimson flame]

i will but only if quelana lets me bang her spiderussy

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-glasses-zyzz-zyzz-pose-gif-26449511

[pastel quartz]

Be based and get the default ending because by the time you've sidetracked all the distractor content your 40+ hours in and completely done with the game

[slim osprey]

What

[pastel quartz]

That's the true Chad way to plaay

[slim osprey]

40+ hours in and done with the game

[pastel quartz]

Or just drop the game before you even get to the ending

[crimson flame]

quelana isnt even in the game lmao

[slim osprey]

Bro it took me like 100 hours to finish my first playthrough

[crimson flame]

damn only 40? im 25 in and still at the liurnia lake

[plucky void]

nioh 2 on keyboard+mouse is painful

PAINFUL

but I beat ||Nagamasa||

[pastel quartz]

Elden ring sucks tho imo I think it's a departure from what made souls good

There was nothing to gain from open world and they ended up watering down the quality

[crimson flame]

once u get used to it its fine. i beat dark souls trilogy with keyboard only

[plucky void]

I hate games that are open world for its own sake

[pastel quartz]

Scale was impressive but once it wears off your left with low quality side content

[plucky void]

huge open maps with fuck all to do

[plucky void]

I'm having a lot of trouble changing stances lmao

[pastel quartz]

I think elden gave open world the best possible chance it could

It was the best open world I've seen

But at the end of the day open world is dumb

[crimson flame]

traditional dark souls fans hate it bcs you can 'cheese' most encounters

but goddamn i fuckin love the diversity of the weapons, spells, questlines and maps

[pastel quartz]

Zone based is way better

[eager igloo]

No cheesing?

Good

[slim osprey]

I like the build variety

[pastel quartz]

Less about the cheese and more about the shitty balance

[slim osprey]

Too bad everyone runs the same 3 builds

[plucky void]

also I played Dark Souls 1 (the PTD edition, not the recent remaster) on keyboard+mouse and it went very smooth

[pastel quartz]

By the time I left the first zone I was a god basically

[crimson flame]

tbh they already softly implement it by using questlines, grand lift, and keys

[pastel quartz]

Because I played all the shit in that area

And then just snowballed and steamrolled the rest of the game

I was basically punished for completing the first area by making the rest of the game too easy

[eager igloo]

That's what I heard, if you are clearing everything game gets easy

[narrow briar]

Jesus that's a lot of alts crystal

[crimson flame]

yeah lul u can get a +7 spear right off the bat and it pretty much trivializes the early game

[narrow briar]

Stack os overflowing

[eager igloo]

Not clearing maps is against my doctrine

[pastel quartz]

That's why open world sucks tho

[eager igloo]

Depends on a game

[digital quartz]

I can understand both sides i like Elden Ring but i like the more contained approach too

[crimson flame]

i think elden ring is the most correct way to implement open world tbh..

[eager igloo]

Ye, I find saying "open world sucks" naive as shit

[amber marsh]

Ya all are nice, ty for being yourselves

[pastel quartz]

I think that a game has not much to gain and a shitton to lose by going open world

[digital quartz]

Rdr2 had a good one too

[eager igloo]

Subnautica

Minecraft

Terraria

I can go on and on

[crimson flame]

if you make a new IP and make the gameplay same as dark souls, you're just shooting your own foot tbh

[digital quartz]

Jens hi

[plucky void]

not when you're the owner of Dark Souls

FromSoft can make literally any shit they want, the fans will love it

[crimson flame]

no, ppl would expect the dark souls experience from dark souls 4

[eager igloo]

What is important is limiting the player in the means of exploration

[plucky void]

aren't there rumors going around that the new Armored Core will be a soulslike as well?

[crimson flame]

if its elden ring then it has to be slightly different than dark souls

[pastel quartz]

I was a fromsoft fan but I didn't really care for elden ring

But then again I'm not a human

My gripes with elden have more to do with the shitty progression than anything tho

Open world is just a side

[crimson flame]

if you make elden ring and make the same closed containerized progression just like dark souls, ppl gonna call it a dark souls reskin. i would hate it

[pastel quartz]

I unno

They did really well with their spinoffs

[crimson flame]

have u played ds3 with mods btw

[pastel quartz]

Bloodborne etc

[heady crow]

@upbeat bobcat

[pastel quartz]

Dark souls 3 mods are hilarious and dumb

[heady crow]

REAL

[crimson flame]

ye lol

enjoyable af tho

[digital quartz]

Bf4 at 6 ? 🫡

[pastel quartz]

Brainfart bros maybe you can answer me a question

[orchid robin]

can someone disguise as me and write those exams

[pastel quartz]

I have offended a lot of tarkov drones with this shit

But I insist I am right

[crimson flame]

i saw a poll somewhere, which one would ppl prefer, estus(refillable) or the bloodborne heal item (finite). 80% favors estus

[digital quartz]

Do you need to pass ?

[orchid robin]

well its more of an exam that checks your progress

[digital quartz]

Are they finite ? I thought you could grind those

[pastel quartz]

I think that the majority of tarkov streamers are cheaters. My hot take is that nothing holds them accountable and they have everything to gain by doing so.

Like if baseball or NFL players didn't get drug tested.

They would fucking go ham

And they would have to do drugs to even stay competitive with other players

[uncut obsidian]

literally us

[pastel quartz]

This pisses off redditors to no end when i say this

For some reason.

Am I in the wrong here

[crimson flame]

i dont know i cant play bloodborne lol

i refuse to buy ps5 just to play bloodborne

[crimson flame]

how do you know for sure tho

[digital quartz]

Its coming to pc any day now :copium:

[crimson flame]

300 yrs later

bloodborne finally coming out on pc...

oh yeah i remember there is the demake version you can emulate on pc

[digital quartz]

Oh yeah ps1 bloodborne

[pastel quartz]

Think about it. They have to be good to get views. Other streamers get banned randomly and then let off, others get caught.

There's nothing stopping any of them

So long as they know how to hide it well they are fine

[crimson flame]

i've seen some clips about streamers getting caught cheating in valo and csgo

maybe if you can find those compilation ppl will believe your hot take

[pastel quartz]

Call me pessimistic but I think it's naive to trust that these guys aren't fucking cheating scumbags

Especially when there is all of the money to make from views and shit

[crimson flame]

what a surprise, saying something controversial without presenting a concrete proof will get you lynched

im shocked, SHOCKED

[pastel quartz]

How is that even controversial

[crimson flame]

you literally said its a hot take

[pastel quartz]

Tongue in cheek

[eager igloo]

I have exam in half an hour, stress is building

[orchid robin]

good luck

[pastel quartz]

I think people just simp too hard for these streamers that they fully believe theyre best buds with lmao

[fading shuttle]

finally, someone shares my opinion

[orchid robin]

i have exams in 8 days and i gave up already

[fading shuttle]

for the first time in forever

[digital quartz]

Gl you are going to pass, I consulted with my eldritch sources

[midnight tree]

aight boys i got the knee socks

[eager igloo]

Pics or didn't happen

[pastel quartz]

The thing is nobody can give me an answer to the question "why wouldn't they"

[crimson flame]

idk why you are bothered so much by it but still if you cant present a proof nobody will believe you. people will label you a hater and thats it

[midnight tree]

bet

[pastel quartz]

I think that's what makes redditor zoomers so mad

[pastel quartz]

I'm not really bothered by it no

[crimson flame]

mommy's good boy asmr

[pastel quartz]

I think its really funny actually

I just wonder why

[crimson flame]

tarkov

[pastel quartz]

It's super overrated bro

[crimson flame]

literally you @pastel quartz

[rose ferry]

https://youtu.be/GOjzPc3N0tY

[crimson flame]

[fading shuttle]

ds3 is better than elden ring

[rose ferry]

this is what I want a manly conversation to sound like in the near future

real "man to man" hours with the boys, girls just wouldn't understand type of thing

[eager igloo]

My favourite is sekiro as it turned out

[crimson flame]

its technically two different games tho.. so its always about subjective preference

[pastel quartz]

I can tell this is starting to upset you. I guess I'll have to ask someone who can handle the conversation better

Np 👋

[crimson flame]

why would i be upset

[eager igloo]

He's insulting you

[fading shuttle]

they are different games through a technicality, they are similar enough that they can be compared

[crimson flame]

i have to admit that game is too hard for me

[fading shuttle]

sekiro is a fucking based game

i wish there was more like it

[digital quartz]

Sekiro a rythm game frfr

[pastel quartz]

Cuz you're starting to try to insult me personally lol

Only people who are butthurt do that

[midnight tree]

@eager iglooaight i got the pics

[warped elm]

can i post a left radical meme?

ill do it anyway

[crimson flame]

i just scrolled on another discord server and randomly found that gif

[eager igloo]

Watchu mean

[pastel quartz]

Only when aldo isn't watching

[fading shuttle]

thats with a mod i think, idk, game isnt built for it

[digital quartz]

bro is really deep in his contrarian arc

[fading shuttle]

doesnt fit

[midnight tree]

@rose ferry kompis, jeg har kjøpt knesokker men hvor er det best å kjøpe lårsokker

[eager igloo]

Ah, ok, i didn't play elden ring since my pc won't handle it

[pastel quartz]

How dare I imply that people who have no accountability will do whatever they can to get ahead

Lmao

[eager igloo]

Beat it 5 times

[pastel quartz]

How contrarian of me

[pastel quartz]

Lmao

[warped elm]

ill give it one month before they leak m1 abrams documents

no there are allready instuctions on how to make one

i should ahve one laying around as a .txt file somewhere in my pc,cant seem to find it tho

[digital quartz]

Did the people disclosing classified information on the forums get punished ? Imagine doing jail time because of war thunder

[eager igloo]

Good luck getting weapon-grade plutonium

[tame halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/893595122669854780/image0.gif

@languid rapids
@solar obsidian

[languid rapids]

thank you

also fucking lmao

[solar obsidian]

ikr lmfao

[midnight tree]

@broken topaz @slim osprey @heady crow @rose ferry new thigh pics just dropped

now featuring knee socks

[pastel quartz]

show me

[midnight tree]

bet

[slim osprey]

Show

Right now

This instant

I want it now

[midnight tree]

real

[slim osprey]

Realest hottest pic I've ever seen

[crimson flame]

reminds me of that guy who constantly shills misery modpack

[light charm]

Give we can trade

[midnight tree]

bet

[light charm]

Bet

[edgy abyss]

Kek?

[orchid robin]

one of my lightbulbs stopped working

[ocean pulsar]

No.

[orchid robin]

then started working again

[heady crow]

my dms

now

can trade in thigh high pics if you want

[edgy abyss]

Do it publicly, cowards

[pastel quartz]

wtff do u have ones? show me!

[crimson flame]

[heady crow]

how about you

[pastel quartz]

shtu up

cunt

[crimson flame]

what is this thigh pics black market

[edgy abyss]

What about me?

[pastel quartz]

send ur pics here

[light charm]

Bet

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-adam-sandler-you-know-gif-18652820

[edgy abyss]

Already have

[orchid robin]

here is the best picture of me

[warped elm]

everyone knows stalker doppelganger is the best

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/monkewait-gorilla-eating-meme-monke-siegemonkewait-gorilla-wait-gif-22185671

[light charm]

Here!!

[edgy abyss]

[tame halo]

now post feet

[pastel quartz]

will be me one day

[orchid robin]

[light charm]

No

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-happy-gif-25282005

[orchid robin]

soo if the boytoy did it

time for the rest of the members

[edgy abyss]

Now Bruno has to

[ruby minnow]

the greek twink shall post pic

[orchid robin]

fuck you

[ruby minnow]

sadge

[tame halo]

I actually have thigh highs, but my legs are hairy as fuck

[heady crow]

ive posted several pics of myself here but only the real ones will get the thigh high pics

[pastel quartz]

shave themmm??

[midnight tree]

[edgy abyss]

Coward

[slim osprey]

Why so many femboys in here

[tame halo]

I'd get shamed for it at school during PE

[light charm]

I’m I a real one

[pastel quartz]

pleaaase, show me! i did show you minee

[tame halo]

so not yet

[slim osprey]

I will take all of you

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/and-what-about-you-deva-dating-around-tell-me-about-you-tell-me-more-gif-17760161

[orchid robin]

im a real one, but i refuse the offer

[rose ferry]

because if you stay on the internet long enough you become gae as hell

[slim osprey]

I was gay) as hell before

[gentle saffron]

fallout and stalker have the same community, it is either the most racist, vile individuals to ever walk this earth, or femboys/trans folk

[pastel quartz]

so?

[ruby minnow]

you'll like this guy then

[gentle saffron]

and i most certainly am tolerant of other cultures and races

[tame halo]

I'm a combination you could say

[slim osprey]

I will take all the femboys in here

Give me your address

[midnight tree]

real

[edgy abyss]

There's already a pic of me here. You'll just have to find it cuz I can't be assed to search for it on my phone

[ruby minnow]

one doesn't have balkans tho

[pastel quartz]

am i weird or is lipsync and all that shit annoying

[gentle saffron]

balkans are such an insanely weird place

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-right-nodding-gif-15426073

[pastel quartz]

show me ur thighs pleeaseee dad

[gentle saffron]

make a post in a fallout discord and 18 horny twinks dm you

[slim osprey]

"Dad"

[rose ferry]

sverresgate, figure the rest out and if you can find me I'll make sure you don't wanna leave

[slim osprey]

[pastel quartz]

are u done

[edgy abyss]

Like... Page 5-ish if you search messages posted by me in brainfart

[slim osprey]

Bet

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/noting-this-down-noting-gif-17958861

[slim osprey]

No I am @slim osprey

[midnight tree]

[edgy abyss]

!embed

[split canyon]

             ^^^^^^^
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[heady crow]

you being so wanting makes it seem a bit sus 🤨. I broke my phone so lost all pics from the past 2 years so i need to do digging around

[edgy abyss]

Aww

[pastel quartz]

wahh :C

[rose ferry]

are YOU a femboy brüno?

[midnight tree]

ayo based???

tall femboy confirmed

[slim osprey]

Real

[heady crow]

real

[slim osprey]

I want both of them tho

[gentle saffron]

they put them mfs in happy meals now? ill be right back yall

[slim osprey]

Never in my life ate a single happy meal

[light charm]

Bet I work at McDonald’s so I’ll be in your happy meal

[gentle saffron]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

[tame halo]

I don't have that sort of goal
I wanna be jacked, but for whatever reason, I'm really aroused by wearing female clothing

[pastel quartz]

how did that mf make a picture like that, i want too

[orchid robin]

nasa has femboys? YAY

[midnight tree]

@rose ferry bro hvor kjøper du lårsokker

[midnight tree]

understandable

[slim osprey]

Practice

Unironically just practice taking pics of yourself

[rose ferry]

lokalt

[pastel quartz]

what?

[midnight tree]

hvilken skjappe

[rose ferry]

men bare bruk amazon eller no, finnes stort utvalg

[gentle saffron]

can confirm my wife works for nasa and 90% of her coworkers are femboys

[tame halo]

Kind of a pain though, since I still live with my parents and I have to wait till everyone's gone

[midnight tree]

kjøpte no greier på kappahl

[pastel quartz]

i meant how did he do it from that angle, unless you have a stopwatch thingie that'll make a picture in next 5 seconds, its impossible to have that angle and clicc it normally

[light steeple]

it takes a man to become the best girl

[slim osprey]

Ah

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jump-table-flip-gif-24019559

[slim osprey]

Got it wrong then lol

Just find weird positions to put your phone in

[pastel quartz]

i almost broke my hand last time i tried doing that stuff

[slim osprey]

That's how to take pics like that

[rose ferry]

undeniably

[edgy abyss]

Nvm... I post here more than I thought... It was on page 20-ish

#🎪bruh-fart message

[languid rapids]

i see brainfart is too horny for me again.

[light steeple]

sex

[digital quartz]

a timer probably, your phone camera should have one too

[light steeple]

being gae

gae is a banned word in this community

[heady crow]

homie went out to find it himself 😭

[gentle saffron]

never had a femboy phase but 3 years ago i wore my girlfriends tight ass dress and was highly uncomfortable

[tame hazel]

amongsus

[rose ferry]

å...

menne... bare sjekk butikker hvor de selger jente klær og sånt, alltid morro det

[light steeple]

is this eastern europe influence I'm too western european that I am ?

[heady crow]

straightcels seething over gaychads

[edgy abyss]

Lunch break

[tame halo]

How did you get into that situation

[midnight tree]

men jeg hater å handleeeeeee

du må nesten bli med

[light steeple]

once I ran out of pajamas bottoms

my gf lent me pajamas trousers

[rose ferry]

du må manne opp hvis du vil manne ned :p

[light steeple]

but she thin and im shitbig

[gentle saffron]

she took it off and i said "hold up" and put it on just to see what it felt like, put on my gas mask in case i ever posted it to be funny, i have no posted it

there is a picture of it somewhere

[light steeple]

now im alone and im shidbag instead

[midnight tree]

[light steeple]

I can't have a femboy phase, my shoulder width, and any muscle

that's

[gentle saffron]

i am not a fan, i can say that for sure

[light steeple]

I want to become a woman

but it is too late now

[gentle saffron]

i enjoy my hoodies and sweatpants far too much

[light steeple]

the fat and the muscle are on

[gentle saffron]

baggy/oversized clothing is freedom

[light steeple]

[gentle saffron]

yeah that

[edgy abyss]

[midnight tree]

my upper body prevents me from achieving peak femboyism

[heady crow]

so duty are femboys?

[gentle saffron]

dark iron gains

[orchid robin]

YEAH

[gentle saffron]

correct

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

no

no we are not

[edgy abyss]

Ew, now I hate it...

[light steeple]

they're actually propangandist shidbags

[gentle saffron]

merc gang

[heady crow]

i wont believe a word of what of what you say till i see that youre not a femboy

[orchid robin]

youre dead to me

[light steeple]

damn you chose the money over the weed

[orchid robin]

your jedi mind tricks dont work on me finnish boy

[gentle saffron]

someone commented on a stalker cosplay on the subreddit and made the most valid point ive ever seen. for some reason, EVERY fucking stalker cosplay looks so feminine

[midnight tree]

lmao

[tame halo]

really?

[gentle saffron]

i have scoured, not one mf to do a stalker cosplay looks manly

[edgy abyss]

Always have been

[gentle saffron]

the most manly 90's soviet equipment on a cherry blossom of a man every fucking time

[digital quartz]

did you observe brainfart for some time ? I think there is a pattern here

[light steeple]

dude

[gentle saffron]

its up to me to do what must be done

[tame halo]

doesn't look very feminine to me

[orchid robin]

literaly femboy stance