🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

Wouldnt be that against it i guess

Money is money

[upper spruce]

Pfffff

[warm fossil]

m

[orchid robin]

honestly im jealous of the self confidence the mfs that do it have

[heady crow]

Ye rn i look like shit sadly

I felloff Hard but been making progress back

[orchid robin]

wow ...................... ive never heard such LIES

[digital quartz]

channel that Waterpolo Bruno energy

[heady crow]

You havent seen the true side of me

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/971481416967811093/caption-5.gif

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/798157453023248398/1049280169543741520/0D32FF7F-4D01-4482-B08A-A0C2BEFCB00B.gif

[orchid robin]

ofc i have, who do you think installed that giant cctv camera in your room

[heady crow]

Maybe, itd be giga sexy to start swimming again but its a hassle tbh. Just gonna stick with gym for now

But increase cardio

[heady crow]

So you saw me in that pose yesterday? 😳

[orchid robin]

oh no i installed the camera this morning

[heady crow]

Ah right right

[orchid robin]

also brb

gotta get a jacket

[heady crow]

Left in a hurry today so

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-sprite-banana-sprite-banana-actually1984-gif-23770754

[orchid robin]

i hate the weather changes rn

morning it was sunny and nice

and now i gotta wear a jacket cuz im cold

[vivid marsh]

What's so bad about that?

[heady crow]

Ye Springs and autumns here pretty much. Leave in the morning its like 6c outside and during the day its t shirt weather

[orchid robin]

cuz i dont like how it changed in like the span of 1 hour

im greek man, my body isnt built to handle sudden changes in weather

[vivid marsh]

Get one of those compressible windbreakers

[eager igloo]

Me

[orchid robin]

..........at what temperature is "t shirt weather" for you

[heady crow]

Sun is shining and its like 16c

After winter atleast

[orchid robin]

oh okay then i agree

i thought it would be like 8 degrees or 10

[heady crow]

Ye in the city i live in a valley so the cold seeps in there

[heady crow]

If im walking around its a bit chilly

If doing yardwork/working out then tshirt

[orchid robin]

but yeah i cant really remember when we last had negative temps

generally my area rarely gets anything

in the 50 years my father lived he saw snow maybe twice

[heady crow]

-7c this morning here

But its a really warm winter. Back in 2010 avg degrees during january were closer to -30

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

thats right bruno

thats an average of snow every 25 years

although i didnt ask him if the 2 times were back to back or what

so who knows

[eager igloo]

Sad

[orchid robin]

hell ive been here 18 years and ive seen actual snow like once

[eager igloo]

You want a pic of snow?

[orchid robin]

no thank you i visit poland for christmas

BUT EVERY TIME I DO, THE SNOW MELTS THE NEXT DAY

[eager igloo]

This year it melted day before

[heady crow]

Youll get one regardless

[orchid robin]

its all my fault

every time i come

the snow dissapears

@heady crow FEAR ME BRUNO, FOR I SHALL BANISH YOUR SNOW TOO

[eager igloo]

Ur bringing mediterranean wind with you dumbass

[heady crow]

Well with these degrees i wouldnt be suprised if you succeeded in that

[orchid robin]

foreign man lands in finland, all snow dissapears within hours

god forbid i ever visit the ice glaciers

[eager quest]

yooo, you should see the snow over here in romania

[heady crow]

Greek man finds snow, deems it barbarous and makes it all go away

[eager quest]

left and gone like someone specific's father figure on this server

[heady crow]

Mood

[orchid robin]

whose

[eager quest]

im not saying it

[orchid robin]

hi not saying it

[eager quest]

kill yours

sorrows

[heady crow]

@stone blade

[orchid robin]

god in poland i hated taking out the trash

not because of the activity itself

[stone blade]

ME ME

THATS ME

[orchid robin]

but my grandparents live in an apartment block so every time i went outside there was a risk of me having to interact with someone

[queen finch]

https://twitter.com/VelvetAlleyToys/status/1616968282367725568?s=20

Velvet Alley Designs (@VelvetAlleyToys)

In Collaboration With @SaberMaws

We Proudly Introduce, R32 Transmission

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[digital quartz]

ew people

[heady crow]

Its like you are finnish already

[orchid robin]

im still more social than you

[digital quartz]

yes but I wont let you enter 2024 without watching The Wire

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

i just need time to sorta adapt to my surroundings

[heady crow]

Well go on the wire binge soon enough

[vivid marsh]

Stranger things 3 and 4 fucking sucked

[orchid robin]

out of all those things i only watched squid game

[heady crow]

Series based around young teenagers not holding up when they grow up to young adults?

Shocker

[orchid robin]

and its funny how so many people have missed the point of the series

[heady crow]

Mr beast squid games incident

[eager igloo]

Maybe I should learn finnish for no reason at all

[heady crow]

Asia selvä siideri

[orchid robin]

maybe i should learn greek

[heady crow]

Maybe i should learn hungarian

[eager igloo]

P!translate Asia selvä siideri

[foggy mantle]

That language is not supported.

[eager igloo]

XDDDD

[orchid robin]

not like that

[heady crow]

P!translate en Asia selvä siideri

[foggy mantle]

Original

Asia selvä siideri

English

Cider for sure

[orchid robin]

p!translate EN

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The text argument is required.

Usage: p!translate <to> <text>

[orchid robin]

damn

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/sUBXKDaDt0c

[orchid robin]

all those empty voice channels

imma take the bot out for a study session with some music

dont you fail me you pathetic piece of coding garbage

[eager igloo]

Take it for a walk

[orchid robin]

p!join

[foggy mantle]

Joined your voice channel.

[orchid robin]

p!join this is our time now

[foggy mantle]

I'm already playing in the Lobby (EN) voice channel.
This does not apply to members with the Move Members permission.

[orchid robin]

wrong command

p!play this is our time now

[foggy mantle]

Now Playing

42 - Mumford & Sons
[0:00 / 04:00]

Requested by: @orchid robin

[orchid robin]

...................

i shall stay composed

i will go to the thread

[foggy mantle]

Now Playing

#miles - Skaiwater
[0:00 / 01:55]

Requested by: @orchid robin

Now Playing

Always - Remix - Anthony Williams
[0:00 / 03:41]

Requested by: @orchid robin

[orchid robin]

why does it show that here

[abstract path]

Pizda

[orchid robin]

its not even the song i want

[orchid robin]

i give up

fuck this bot

[orchid robin]

tylko jedno w glowie mam

koksu piec gram

[abstract path]

O cie sie nie sam

[orchid robin]

thats so wrong

[abstract path]

My polish sucks

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[abstract path]

:)

[orchid robin]

its odleciec sam ( or was it odleciecz)

nono

odleciec

like there are also the symbols but im on pc sooo

not gonna bother

[abstract path]

Hmmm

Odleçiec?

[eager igloo]

Odlecieç

FUCK

Odlecieć

[orchid robin]

ryanair

[eager igloo]

I had english keyboard

[orchid robin]

[eager igloo]

W krainę zapomnienia

[foggy mantle]

Disconnected due to inactivity. If you enjoy the services Pancake provides, consider pledging on Patreon for exclusive perks!

[orchid robin]

something mysli mam

i know im supposed to include the punctuations

but i wont

kiedy skonczy sie ten stan

[abstract path]

Aaaaaah my stomach

qwq

[orchid robin]

gdy juz(jusz? dunno) nie bede sam

[eager igloo]

Już

[orchid robin]

remove it

[abstract path]

i wish i could rn

[warm fossil]

meanwhile, trying to get into the server I was a member of long ago

correct,

noone

but I'll share it either way

they really felt the need to add fucking

phone verification

[orchid robin]

insert the server owners mothers phone number

[warm fossil]

oh I'd love to do that

moments like these make you regret not having an old working phone

motherfuckers really be gatekeeping

not even a big server

10k members

and never was a big server

and now the cherry on the cake

it's a Roblox server

[digital quartz]

Im glad I still have like 3 prepaid flip phones

[orchid robin]

im glad i still communicate via pigeon carriers and morse code

[digital quartz]

nowadays you have to provide ID and proof of address when buying a sim card

[orchid robin]

preposterous

how am i supposed to run my meth business now

they really dont think about the small business owner anymore

[digital quartz]

now that I think about it those 3 flip phones sim cards might actually be worth something

[orchid robin]

take the krankenwagen to the meth lab tomb

[heady crow]

You had even more side hustles?

[orchid robin]

okay so, im thinking of doing this and one more week of notes for discrete maths and then moving on to another subject

[digital quartz]

Jesse we gotta cook some discrete maths

[orchid robin]

cuz i will be giving like 4 subjects and i think i got enough down to possibly pass the exams for discrete maths

[digital quartz]

did I tell you about that time I worked in a Zoo selling ice cream ?

[heady crow]

Actually no you havent

Prolly was a bit boring

[orchid robin]

did you give the chips ice cream so they could throw it at the guests

chimps

[digital quartz]

nah shit was cash I was directly opposite of the penguin enclosure

[heady crow]

Nahhhh

Homie just chilling with the penguins

[orchid robin]

penguins are sex freaks

and not in the kinky way

[heady crow]

Mos def you gave them a little treat or two

[orchid robin]

they are actual sex freaks

[digital quartz]

and the rest of the time I was cruisin on one of these with my ice cream in tow

skrrrrr

[ruby minnow]

the screenshot is terrible

[remote vine]

idc

[ruby minnow]

Walt Jr Glowup

[orchid robin]

a scientist once threw a frozen decapitated penguin head into the penguin enclosure to see what the other penguins would do

they fucked it

they fucked the head

[ruby minnow]

why did you think you needed to tell us this

[orchid robin]

cuz i like ruining animals for people

[ruby minnow]

alright then

dolphins rape people

[orchid robin]

i know

well not really rape, they try to rape

[ruby minnow]

i know that you know

just wanted to tell other people

[orchid robin]

they do succesfully rape other dolphins and cetaceans tho

[remote vine]

Oh yeah penguins are notorious for rape and violence

Same with dolphins

[orchid robin]

so are ducks

ducks are the bill cosbys of nature

[ruby minnow]

Pandas are actually carnivores humanity is just forcing them to eat green in captivity

[digital quartz]

animals not exemplifying human virtues, more news at 11

[orchid robin]

the females are in an evolutionary arms race with the males trying to not get raped

[orchid robin]

thats not true, they are omnivores but they mainly eat bamboo

[remote vine]

I hate people who are like “Humans are the worst beings on the planet”

[orchid robin]

to be fair

we know how wrong it is

and do it anyways

sorta knowing the immorality of our actions and carrying them off anyways makes our case a bit more cruel

[remote vine]

The fact we can actively choose to not do it of our own volition makes us better by default

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pen-pen-evangelion-reading-relaxing-newspaper-gif-12294684

[orchid robin]

but what about the ones that choose to do it

[gentle saffron]

theyre penguins

duh

[orchid robin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GODAMN THIS ECONOMY

DAMN IT ALL TO HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyrVapKHmJ4

[heady crow]

walt jr glowup

[abstract path]

Which one

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1061440953937821828/reverse.gif

[ruby minnow]

i would be

cocks are cool

especially when they're cooked

what balls?

are we in the same page here?

[hushed marsh]

What the fuck? mcDonalds is out of cock?

What the fuck!!

[orchid robin]

okay this actually made me appreciate western europe a bit more

[orchid robin]

AND BOY TOYS

no

no

i am not the boy toy

fuck off

[hushed marsh]

Oh god no

I like Dutyer but hell no

[orchid robin]

wait, why not?

[hushed marsh]

Idk man you said it yourself

[orchid robin]

well now i just feel rejected

[hushed marsh]

Lol

[abstract path]

Tell me which one

[warm fossil]

DMs

[abstract path]

Ok

:>

[heady crow]

opportunity for @orchid robin to become the boytoy then

[hushed marsh]

You gotta earn it

[abstract path]

Moon

[hushed marsh]

Put on the goddamn maid dress

[solar obsidian]

typical politician

[abstract path]

I have seen you are more often here

[orchid robin]

Oh hell no

[solar obsidian]

big cock

[abstract path]

How come?

[solar obsidian]

but no cum

[hushed marsh]

Because all the retards haven't been around

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/906013929346584657/959173154557804575/image0-3-2.gif

[hushed marsh]

So I enjoy being here again

[heady crow]

the queers are back

[orchid robin]

I shall become the retard

[hushed marsh]

You already are cutie

[orchid robin]

I mean i already am

[abstract path]

Same :)

[heady crow]

but hes our retard <3

[hushed marsh]

Ikr? 💜

[heady crow]

ikr

hes such a tease

[orchid robin]

I

AM

[digital quartz]

he is just playing hard to get

[orchid robin]

NOT

A

BOY TOY

[solar obsidian]

whats a queer i forgot

[digital quartz]

it means sideways in german

[orchid robin]

Okay unironically

Cringe

[solar obsidian]

based

[heady crow]

It means that youre not cishet

[solar obsidian]

wtf is a cishet

[orchid robin]

Yeah queer is an umbrella term

[orchid robin]

A straight man

Or woman

[heady crow]

cisgender, heterosexual

[hushed marsh]

Straight and, whatever you started as at birth

[orchid robin]

Amab

[solar obsidian]

so male or female at birth

[orchid robin]

But the m doesnt stand for male in my case

[hushed marsh]

Yeah, whatever it may be

[orchid robin]

No cis is a man or woman who did not change their gender

[solar obsidian]

so why call it cis if hetero already exist?

ah

[orchid robin]

Okay so lemme explain it like this

[hushed marsh]

Cis doesn't mean hetero, since it's gender not sexuality

[orchid robin]

Cis is anyone who isnt trans, hetero is anyone who is straight

[hushed marsh]

You can be cis but gay)

If you were born a man, and are into men

[orchid robin]

And women

[hushed marsh]

No

[orchid robin]

Jesus christ

[solar obsidian]

other way around

[orchid robin]

Anyone who is trans is not cis

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/nistikylä-nistikyläorimattila-orimattila-paska-kakka-gif-25994455

[hushed marsh]

Cis is what you start out as if you're happy how you are at birth

No problem

Learning is fun

[orchid robin]

I agree

[hushed marsh]

You know what isn't fun? Waking up at 8am? Fucking kill me

[orchid robin]

Anyways gotta go do something non-descript real quick

Brb

[hushed marsh]

I need me an energy drink, off to the fridge

[hushed marsh]

@heady crow you remember the scene in Faith where if John leaves the like elementary school the cops shoot him like 500 times

I saw it again recently and it's still fucking hilarious

[torpid meteor]

https://youtu.be/Lj1O4L7jBkg

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-i-dont-even-know-who-you-are-marvel-gif-15769006

[heady crow]

[queen finch]

fuck your bollards v2.0 im ungovernable

[queen finch]

oof, rekt

[heady crow]

i just cope with coffee rn

energy drinks are too expensive

[hushed marsh]

He's. Got. A. Gun.

Open. Fire.

Bam bam bam

And they just keep shooting

[queen finch]

Also, Falco is my boyfriend, fuck off

[hushed marsh]

Oh shit we got a love triangle

[queen finch]

[stone blade]

@heady crow

💗💗💗💗

[hushed marsh]

Woa

Different ruffles branding

[heady crow]

chips and monster

peak combo

[hushed marsh]

It's boomer juice too

[heady crow]

best monster

[stone blade]

yes

[heady crow]

that chemical skittles taste

vittu slurps

[stone blade]

its basically battery acid

I love it

[hushed marsh]

I've got a couple other favourites but it's Top 3

[stone blade]

I love white monster

I'm not addicted

I just love it a lot

[heady crow]

what other ones

[stone blade]

[heady crow]

imo white is the best standard one, purple, mule etc are good too but only sometimes

[pastel quartz]

An agreeable statement

[hushed marsh]

Pacific Punch is my favourite, and I love Mango Loco too

[stone blade]

tyty

[hushed marsh]

They are like special flavours

[stone blade]

I'm gonna pacific punch your balls

[hushed marsh]

I wouldn't be surprised if it's not too much outside of NA

[heady crow]

idk about pacific bunch

mango loco is good

[hushed marsh]

Jokes on you bitch I got rid of them

[stone blade]

mango loco good

a little too sweet

but good

[pastel quartz]

A man of teste

[stone blade]

very tropical

[heady crow]

shes immune

[hushed marsh]

But I totally agree with the white one, sometimes the others are hard to find anyways

[stone blade]

okay ima punch yo pussy then

STRESS TEST

[hushed marsh]

Zamn!

[heady crow]

unspoken rizz 😭

[stone blade]

bruno go vc

[heady crow]

im in class

[hushed marsh]

If you ping Falco enough times he'll send you to the shadow realm

[stone blade]

fk your class

[heady crow]

fuck you

[hushed marsh]

Let him get his education

Boy needs credentials

[orchid robin]

Okay im back

[hushed marsh]

Welcome back

We're engaged in combat now grab a weapon

[orchid robin]

Imma grab a snack and continue studying

[hushed marsh]

An energy drink

I'm fucking tired as hell

Mango :) Monster

I bought a 4 pack at work

[plucky void]

RPB

[digital quartz]

Energy drinks make my lil heart pound like crazy

[hushed marsh]

Tactical Blåhaj launcher

[orchid robin]

Interacting with people can also have that reaction

[thin willow]

OK so basically

[heady crow]

nahh have i told you about my experiences with energy drinks and sauna

ever tried crack3d?

original formula

[hushed marsh]

Sauna experiences sounds more lewd in my head than it should be

[orchid robin]

You sucked someones dick?

[hushed marsh]

Probably

[midnight tree]

saunas are nice but only the boys can handle the kind of heat i like in there because of toxic masculinity

[digital quartz]

Like a medical IV ?

[orchid robin]

Same goes for if i refer to me hitting my head on the showerhead as “the shower incident”

[heady crow]

you foreigners need to make everything sexual

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[heady crow]

ye and it got banned for being too good

[orchid robin]

We are simply hormonal sex crazed savages

[digital quartz]

Nah there is a grain of truth there

[hushed marsh]

Listen, Im acting up

Nothing unusual here Bruno

[heady crow]

🤨

[midnight tree]

yeah bruno

get your head out of the gutter

[thin willow]

You know what else got banned for being too good

[midnight tree]

you naughty boy

[thin willow]

Nukes

My point?

Legalize nuclear weapons

[hushed marsh]

Make yourself a NineLoko

And meet god

[digital quartz]

True bruno always with the innuendos smh the amount of AYOs with this guy in VC

[orchid robin]

Imagine drinking energy drinks and not mother natures water

[plucky void]

guys pray for my controller I'm taking it to tech support to fix a faulty button

[thin willow]

I meet god every time I mix Whey with lukewarm water

[hushed marsh]

It's not as crazy as the Predator Vision cocktail

[midnight tree]

edging is the best pre-workout

[thin willow]

True

[heady crow]

naahh

you fucking started it

and now you are making sauna something sexual

stuff only happens in the showers with the boys

[digital quartz]

desecrating the finns most sacred place

[heady crow]

nah fr

[hushed marsh]

I didn't mean to make Bruno angy

[midnight tree]

i've been told i give some banging sauna massages bro

[orchid robin]

Keep going, he likes it

[plucky void]

and people say I have old memes

[thin willow]

If your bro doesn't help you wash your back in the shower is he really your bro

[hushed marsh]

You gotta give your homie a tuck into bed after milk and cookies sometime or you aren't really best friends

[midnight tree]

bro i fireman carry my homies to bed

or at least i would if i had any homies left

[digital quartz]

Dw he knows we are right in his heart

[hushed marsh]

You could carry me I'm pretty small

[amber marsh]

Old but gold (the meem idk what u said)

[midnight tree]

aight bet

[digital quartz]

@heady crow vinland today ?

[midnight tree]

you better prepare yourself for the snuggiest tucking-in of your life, bro

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-family-guy-perhaps-maybe-gif-16249623

[hushed marsh]

Oh my gosh!

I'm so excited

[heady crow]

ill be at home by 6 pm maybe so well see

[digital quartz]

Be prepared for some wrestling and wrangling tho, he does that

[heady crow]

waaaaaaaa

[hushed marsh]

No he's happi :)

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-gif-18424674

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-xqc-love-thumbs-up-xqc-love-gif-13195417

[hushed marsh]

Oh no

[orchid robin]

Oh maja is here

[warm fossil]

howdy Maja

[midnight tree]

aight fellas what do i work out today

[hushed marsh]

Legs

[midnight tree]

except legs

[orchid robin]

Balls

[midnight tree]

i did that two days ago

[hushed marsh]

Glutes

[digital quartz]

Grip strenght

[midnight tree]

fr i forgot to work glutes

u rite

thanks for reminding me homie

[hushed marsh]

I gotchu

I had PT yesterday so my legs are achey as hell

[midnight tree]

i train grip every day bro 😏

[heady crow]

chest, shoulders, triceps, biceps

[midnight tree]

i have grip trainers you see

which i vigorously squeeze every day

[digital quartz]

Grabby lil grippers ?

[midnight tree]

yes

[digital quartz]

real

[midnight tree]

after my work as a tinsmith my grip strength grew to outrageous proportions and i work hard to maintain it

literally all i need to do to make someone writhe in pain is grab them and squeeze

[digital quartz]

I bet you give a mean business handshake

[hushed marsh]

Chat is on fire

[orchid robin]

Change in pfp detected, notification complete

[midnight tree]

i literally don't squeeze hard because i don't want to hurt whoever i'm greeting

[pastel quartz]

can u grab and squeeze my neck?
uwu?

[digital quartz]

mfer breaking hands whenever he meets ppl

[hushed marsh]

Woa no way it's that easy to get attention

[digital quartz]

new pfp drip

[midnight tree]

no

i'm not a sadist

that's cringe

[orchid robin]

If you were a sadist you wouldnt do what maja wanted cuz it would cause her emotional sadness and thats what we like to see

[pastel quartz]

sadge

[midnight tree]

mad because teleportation ain't real

what i would do to just travel to the homies and give em a big hug

[hushed marsh]

It would be rad if you like

[digital quartz]

I would save so much time travelling

[hushed marsh]

Had Star Trek teleportation effects

Like with the noise and everything

Just to show up, hug, and beam back

[orchid robin]

It would be rad if i could teleport some crackers to the homies

[hushed marsh]

Excuse me

[digital quartz]

😳what if I teleported and hugged you rn ?

[hushed marsh]

I had to read that

Apologize right now, mr deletes messages

[orchid robin]

Gumbito

[amber marsh]

You'd get THE hug

[orchid robin]

What did you do

[amber marsh]

I'd keep it in if it didnt get me warned

[orchid robin]

Cuz i feel like you did whatever moon referenced

[hushed marsh]

Fair enough

[amber marsh]

Only 3? Rookie numbers

[orchid robin]

@winged phoenix heres the fuckin boy toy

[amber marsh]

Decent idea tho, you gotta admit

[light charm]

What!

[digital quartz]

nah who tf makes out for 3 hours

[hushed marsh]

I don't feel like it would be, I don't want to imagine the infection I'd get from that

Lmao

[light charm]

Me

[orchid robin]

Someone wanted me to become the boy-toy so now i shift that burden to you

[amber marsh]

Mfs that enjoy the act of kissing like myself

Snowy the best boy toy

[digital quartz]

That just sounds tiring

[amber marsh]

Lemme play with you 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

[light charm]

Agh fine I’ll be the boytoy

[hushed marsh]

If I'm allowed to play my Nintendo Switch I'll kiss someone for 3 hours

But at that length I need activities

[orchid robin]

And here i thought you couldnt get gayer

[amber marsh]

It's like gaming, you can play for hours and feel fine, just like that you can make out for hours and feel fine, and you dont need to be kissing continuously for 3 hours straight xD

[hushed marsh]

I just love Monster Hunter, what can I say

[midnight tree]

attention deficit ass mf

[amber marsh]

You can grab thighs, rub the belly, kiss other places like the neck and chest, maybe even down to the belly if you're feeling adventurous

[hushed marsh]

Correct

[amber marsh]

ACTUALLY THO

Oh hey Tophatt, hru

[warm fossil]

What in God's name did I walk into

[midnight tree]

[orchid robin]

Sex

[warm fossil]

ah

[amber marsh]

What to do while making out for 3 hours

[hushed marsh]

The answer is play Monster Hunter

[amber marsh]

That's his personality

[warm fossil]

so nothing is wrong

good to know

[hushed marsh]

Sending people pictures of cats is awesome

I can grab a picture of my friends cat real quick

[midnight tree]

if someone dm'd me cats every day i'd fall in love tbh

[digital quartz]

What if it was your cat held hostage ?

[hushed marsh]

Look at him

Silly little orange man

[midnight tree]

organge

[digital quartz]

Ogango

[hushed marsh]

He's a stinky baby

[warm fossil]

pretty good

nothing is going wrong

at least now

[digital quartz]

Why is he stinky ?

[orchid robin]

Oh really?

Check under your bed

[hushed marsh]

Because he is an orange cat

And they're always silly

[digital quartz]

Oh true my bad

[warm fossil]

how's the dust?

[amber marsh]

Ayy good stuff, hope the rest of your day goes well!

[midnight tree]

what if i was an orange cat?

[warm fossil]

ty!!!!

I wish you the best as well

[orchid robin]

Check under your bed deeper

[warm fossil]

[hushed marsh]

Id cook you up some fish to eat

[warm fossil]

how

do I go into the walls or what

[midnight tree]

aight bet brb gonna invent gene manipulation

[orchid robin]

JUST LOOK DEEPER

[warm fossil]

OKAY FINE

[digital quartz]

Thats too bad he only eats fried rice and veggies

[hushed marsh]

Fr? Man they got everything in Norway

[midnight tree]

fr fr

if i lift hard enough i'll turn into an orange cat i just know it

then i will finally get a sleep deprived gf

[hushed marsh]

Imagine like hey dude what are your workout goals

And you pull out your phone and show them a picture of an orange cat

[orchid robin]

KOT

[midnight tree]

"metamorphosis into an orange cat, bro"

[digital quartz]

Like Kafka but an orange cat bro

[hushed marsh]

3 sets of laying on the floor and begging for food

[warm fossil]

@orchid robin checked my bed

[midnight tree]

i don't know what kafka is

[warm fossil]

noone down there

[orchid robin]

Good

[hushed marsh]

FF6 villian

[orchid robin]

Can never be too sure

[digital quartz]

An author google metamorphosis the book

[warm fossil]

if anyone was there they definitely heard me telling them to get the fuck out

[midnight tree]

3 sets of sprinting back and forth across the room and then laying down on your lap and staring at you until you pet me

[midnight tree]

no

[hushed marsh]

Being cute until fail

[digital quartz]

1 set of standing in front of the door waiting for someone to open it and then not leaving

[midnight tree]

endurance training at it's hardest

[warm fossil]

ACTUALLY

I'm lying

my hair's been fucked up this whole day

can't properly comb it

[midnight tree]

i got a hair antenna that just forms on it's own

i'm literally an anime girl

[digital quartz]

Someone is trying to contact you telepathically

[midnight tree]

real

[uncut obsidian]

@amber marsh what the fuck

[midnight tree]

who telecommunicating w/ me right now

[pastel quartz]

what happened

[midnight tree]

i'm picking up on lonely vibes rn

[hushed marsh]

Did I post this already

[midnight tree]

uh

probably not

[hushed marsh]

Sweet

[uncut obsidian]

you don't wanna know

[pastel quartz]

i do

[midnight tree]

who keeps telepathically sending me homoerotic porn

[hushed marsh]

God

[midnight tree]

i just wanna talk

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sentenced-judge-gavel-life-guilty-gif-12475856

@hushed marsh yoo new pfp dropped

[light charm]

WOOOO

[hushed marsh]

Wahoo

[uncut obsidian]

My god

[midnight tree]

real

[uncut obsidian]

When will this end

[midnight tree]

never

[uncut obsidian]

The femboy invasion

[warm fossil]

NEVER.

[uncut obsidian]

Every week this chat gets +1 femboy

[light charm]

It’s amazing

[heady crow]

were all queer anyways

[uncut obsidian]

I swear when new people will stop joining, old users will start becoming femboys instead

[orchid robin]

What the finnish bottom said

[uncut obsidian]

This is a plague

[hushed marsh]

I didn't realize this modpack was such a queer magnet until I started talking here months ago

[midnight tree]

yes i am a femboy and not a big muscular man at all don't worry about it

[heady crow]

sure

...

[orchid robin]

You are fem man

[light charm]

100%

[hushed marsh]

Fr fr

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/femboy-gun-gif-25602872

[light charm]

That’s just like me frfr

[orchid robin]

I WANT THAT GARAND

[midnight tree]

just wish the homies were here to cuddle n shit

[hushed marsh]

This isn't programming, this is guns

[solar obsidian]

didnt know madirex was into that shit

[hushed marsh]

Why are they wearing programming socks

[solar obsidian]

[light charm]

Cause they cute

[hushed marsh]

True

[uncut obsidian]

I had a garand before
Or something that looked like it

Well not I, but my family

Idk where that shit went

[light charm]

I stole it

[digital quartz]

Madirex arms dealer confirmed

[solar obsidian]

did it make the ping?

[uncut obsidian]

It was our grandpa's rifle

I don't remember already

Wait

[solar obsidian]

your grandpa has cute socks

[light charm]

Fr

[uncut obsidian]

Wait I think I may know where it is

[orchid robin]

Send it please

[midnight tree]

my uncle got a STEN gun

[uncut obsidian]

But it's -39C outside so fuck it

[orchid robin]

With ammunition

[uncut obsidian]

I'll check it in summer

[orchid robin]

And a revolutionary manifesto

[uncut obsidian]

were there femboys in 20th century?

[hushed marsh]

And pressure cooker nailbombs

[light charm]

There name change so now it’s official

[orchid robin]

They have existed since the ancient greeks

[midnight tree]

pressure cook deez nuts

[digital quartz]

There was femboys in ancient times so im sure there was in the 20th century

[orchid robin]

I AM THE DESCENDANT OF THE PEOPLE THAT BLESSED THE WORLD WITH FEMBOYS

[solar obsidian]

closeted or just secretive gays maybe

[hushed marsh]

Effeminate men have always existed

[uncut obsidian]

You

[solar obsidian]

me what?

[orchid robin]

And i fuckin love it

[solar obsidian]

i wasnt born that early

[uncut obsidian]

You

[hushed marsh]

Some major ancient Egyptian historical figures were

[uncut obsidian]

[hushed marsh]

Even heavily hinted to be somewhat transgender

[uncut obsidian]

Prove it

[hushed marsh]

And there are Polynesian cultures where this has been normalized for Millenia

[light charm]

I know during ww2 guys wore feminine stuff for fun

[orchid robin]

There are ancient cultures where they embraced a third gender

[midnight tree]

mfs got castrated just so they could sing with a higher pitch fr

[solar obsidian]

i would be dead if i was 100 years old

[uncut obsidian]

You're literally 122

[orchid robin]

“Fun”

[solar obsidian]

@hushed marsh you do know how truly fucked up the ancient egypt mythology is?

[hushed marsh]

Very

I remember the cum in the salad

[digital quartz]

imagine them finding out about autotune

[hushed marsh]

It only gets weirder from there

[solar obsidian]

[light charm]

Kinda

[slim osprey]

I come in here, and the first thing I see is "cum in salad"

Why

[hushed marsh]

It's true

[solar obsidian]

@hushed marsh i seen seth

[hushed marsh]

Ancient Egypt is mental

[slim osprey]

They put cum in salad to give it flavor?

[hushed marsh]

You need protein, duh

[light charm]

Yes

[midnight tree]

cum was considered a poison

in ancient egypt

[solar obsidian]

std in the cum

[midnight tree]

or some shit like that

[ruby minnow]

you're pretty wrong

[slim osprey]

I'm flabbergasted

[uncut obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926928344128323594/1067027012461543444/trim.5732EA87-70F4-4593-91B2-15A1D9EABCB6.mp4

[orchid robin]

Well then im the merchant of death

[hushed marsh]

It's why they didn't like to eat fish from the River Nile

[midnight tree]

well you could always go fuck yourself

[hushed marsh]

Because there was cum in the river

[ruby minnow]

in ancient egypt emperrors would jerk off into rivers and people thinked this would bring richness

[light charm]

That’s just like me frfr

[midnight tree]

i'm talking about the mythos

[hushed marsh]

Then the Greeks made Egypt boring as fuck and history never recovered

[orchid robin]

OI

WE WERE FUN

ZEUS IS A SEX ANIMAL

[amber marsh]

Lmao are there audit logs now?

[ruby minnow]

yeah Greeks were femboys from the beginning

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

they were modern

[digital quartz]

[uncut obsidian]

you still haven't answered my question

what the fuck

[hushed marsh]

Was ancient Greece where they did the like

[ruby minnow]

reveal us what he deleted

[hushed marsh]

No homo lemme just have sex with your thighs

[midnight tree]

yeah

[orchid robin]

Sometimes

[midnight tree]

speaking of which

[solar obsidian]

@amber marsh they always could log the messages

[uncut obsidian]

noe

[ruby minnow]

in dms?

[slim osprey]

Honestly, I see myself doing that

[midnight tree]

@hushed marshno homo lemme just have sex with your thighs bro

[uncut obsidian]

noe

[digital quartz]

Oh here we go again with the thigh off

[ruby minnow]

sadge

[orchid robin]

Legit tho

[amber marsh]

I've said some fucked up things and never got any reactions so they've recently started checking or only recently got a bot for them

[orchid robin]

Thighs are awesome

[uncut obsidian]

Based and true

[hushed marsh]

Damn!!

[solar obsidian]

that could be true

[hushed marsh]

I need to make some breakfast

Hungry ass

[midnight tree]

feed those cheeks fr

they need their food

[uncut obsidian]

Either way

!1984

[split canyon]

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[amber marsh]

And Madi, are you talking about the egg?

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

[hushed marsh]

I'm gonna have a bagel with lox

[midnight tree]

what the hell is lox

[uncut obsidian]

Do not mention it

[hushed marsh]

Brined Salmon

[amber marsh]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[uncut obsidian]

That's disgustang

[amber marsh]

LMAO IT IS

[hushed marsh]

Brined and Smoked

[midnight tree]

sounds better than surströmming

[hushed marsh]

Everything does

[midnight tree]

real

[slim osprey]

What is brined?

[digital quartz]

Salt solution

[slim osprey]

Ah

[hushed marsh]

A cured water

Yeah with salt

[amber marsh]

And in my defense I delete it cuz I realised it was against the rules of the server, so as a responsive member I delete the message so that it wouldnt interfere with the daily ongoings on the server @uncut obsidian, or something along those lines

[hushed marsh]

Like a pickle brine

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/shaving-powerwashing-balls-bush-gif-21577272

[digital quartz]

Ye like pickles

[hushed marsh]

It's a preservative that goes way back in history

[solar obsidian]

hero

[midnight tree]

where are you from moon

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/didnt-read-hazbol-hakmeme-infrared-infraredshow-gif-24033783

[hushed marsh]

Québec

[orchid robin]

You are actually careful when shaving them? I myself dont know how i still have balls

[midnight tree]

how do you know about surstromming

[hushed marsh]

Canada

[midnight tree]

my condolences

[hushed marsh]

Because Ive had it

[digital quartz]

Everyone knows the smelly fish

[warm fossil]

!1984

[split canyon]

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[hushed marsh]

With like dill and sour cream on a flatbread

[orchid robin]

Ah yes, discount french people

[slim osprey]

Bro's gonna rip his ballsack out one day

[hushed marsh]

Canada is like, mostly immigrants

[orchid robin]

My balls live on the edge

[hushed marsh]

You meet people from all over the place

[slim osprey]

Kinda kinky

[solar obsidian]

all the cum gonna pour out

[orchid robin]

Or you know

I bleed out

End of story

[slim osprey]

No no

[solar obsidian]

cum 1st

[slim osprey]

All the piss is gonna come out

[solar obsidian]

ah because stored in the balls

[slim osprey]

Ye

[digital quartz]

Yeah there is no place for blood

[midnight tree]

if there are swedes there then i will not visit

[hushed marsh]

I can't wait to actually more back to Quebec, where I live now sucks more

[digital quartz]

Only pee n cum

[orchid robin]

where do you live now

[hushed marsh]

Nova Scotia, Canada

[solar obsidian]

cum is stored in the brain

[midnight tree]

canadia

smh

[orchid robin]

Cadia?

[midnight tree]

[hushed marsh]

Famous land border neighbour to Denmark Canada

[orchid robin]

fuckin what now

[digital quartz]

I only know nova scotia from that riff raff song and trailer park boys

How accurate is that ?

[hushed marsh]

I live 10 min from where they filmed it

Unfortunately a lot of it

[midnight tree]

will you be shot on sight if you cross the border to denmark

[amber marsh]

[digital quartz]

[hushed marsh]

Hopefully, could you imagine having to go to Denmark

[amber marsh]

Madi, you shall never again be able to talk about eggs with me, ever again

[hushed marsh]

Ive met like

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-cringe-wtf-shrivel-ew-gif-24164291

[hushed marsh]

Rural redneck Maritimers and some of them are like that

[orchid robin]

homophobia rates drop to 0

[hushed marsh]

Homophobia eliminated

[orchid robin]

LONG LIVE THE.GAY

[light charm]

We all just gotta share dicks then it will drop

[hushed marsh]

Anyways love you guys, but I need breakfast and to do some of this paper

So I'll cya later

[midnight tree]

or will you?

[slim osprey]

Bye Moon

[midnight tree]

👁️

[orchid robin]

okay then, first a measuring contest tho

[amber marsh]

Ayo! Ruby is now officially a boy toy? Less gooo

[light charm]

Byebye!!!

[slim osprey]

Don't die

[hushed marsh]

Dios Mio

[slim osprey]

Dios mio

[light charm]

WOOOOO

[amber marsh]

Goodbye moon, the care

[orchid robin]

lemme say some absurd length with no proof to back it up

[amber marsh]

Now let's play >:3

[thin willow]

jorjorwell 1984

[light charm]

BET!!!

[slim osprey]

#🎪bruh-fart never ceases to amaze me with how much homosexuality is in here

[amber marsh]

Sauce: trust me bro

[amber marsh]

You've seen nothing yet

[light charm]

Frfr

[thin willow]

Source? I made it up

[orchid robin]

its +1 of whatever anyone else says here

[thin willow]

[slim osprey]

I've been here for longer than you

[solar obsidian]

@slim osprey i thought you are into that shit

[slim osprey]

I am

But it amazes me

[midnight tree]

@light charm ayo who are you even

when did you arrive here

[orchid robin]

i think around christmas or a bit before

[amber marsh]

So you know I'm correct

[thin willow]

#🎪bruh-fart is the homoerotic man's safe space

[amber marsh]

Safe space?

[orchid robin]

nvm that bitch has been here since september

[light charm]

Very late September

[solar obsidian]

#🎪bruh-fart and half of gamma server is gey

[slim osprey]

Not a safe space, but it is the homoerotic man's space

[amber marsh]

Brain fart is half of the gamma server wdym

[midnight tree]

aight understandable

[amber marsh]

Homoerotic is such an interesting word

[slim osprey]

#🎪bruh-fart is quite literally where all the good people end up

[solar obsidian]

theres like 8 people here out of 200k

[thin willow]

Nobody is safe.

[slim osprey]

#🎪bruh-fart is a test of one's self

You either adapt to #🎪bruh-fart or it casts you out from the server entirely

[thin willow]

#🎪bruh-fart is the final obstacle on your journey towards bettering yourself

[digital quartz]

yes thats why people are exiled here, to learn from us and better themselves

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart is the furry-stash-rp-staff meme

[slim osprey]

So it is real after all

[orchid robin]

GIVE US ACCESS TO THE CHANNEL FALCO

[thin willow]

falco trying to divert attention from the #staff-erp channel

[slim osprey]

No no

The real erp chat is #931238326172794881

They rp sex in there

[amber marsh]

My point stands

[grizzled meadow]

You'll never get access to the cabbage of the gods

[orchid robin]

YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY DOOBY

[thin willow]

oh my goodness gracious

[slim osprey]

DO NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE

[amber marsh]

I NEED ACCESS TO THE #staff-feet-pics PLEASE

[slim osprey]

I should be given mod powers

[thin willow]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-about-it-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-cry-about-it-meme-gif-fry-gif-25394529

[warm fossil]

DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM

[amber marsh]

Is that what I think it is

[warm fossil]

HE IS LYING

staff-furry-rp IS NOT REAL

[hushed marsh]

Im back for a sec to post something for @slim osprey

[thin willow]

fry about it

[warm fossil]

HE'S BRAINWASHING YOU

[slim osprey]

I'm so important :3

[grizzled meadow]

You may be important

[slim osprey]

My fav shark image

[grizzled meadow]

But you'll never get a hit from the pesce del primo aprile

[warm fossil]

awesome shark

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cry-gif-crying-cat-gif-cat-gif-meme-cry-cat-cat-cry-gif-25865339

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/611550029206781965/1063068104676081664/340BA561-7145-4386-B9D1-032551C8F422.gif

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-gif-25099595

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-gif-26227395

[light charm]

Bet

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[upper spruce]

The forgor

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/its-simply-resharkable-your-octopinion-is-invalid-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-26284133

[warm fossil]

SIR YES SIR

[slim osprey]

Krilling yourself would be equal to just sitting with terrible posture

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[slim osprey]

Become krill

Snap your spine

[upper spruce]

Forgor Issue

[orchid robin]

you fucker

[hushed marsh]

good idea, let me use my demon name

[orchid robin]

that made me chuckle

[slim osprey]

Bruno

Haii hiiii hey haiii hiiii!!!! :33

[midnight tree]

hello onürb

[orchid robin]

my "demon" name just sounds like i have a lisp

[heady crow]

Cropool hii!!! :3c haiii!! ^^ heyy! :DDDD

How you doing?

[thin willow]

We cannot ignore this

[digital quartz]

I remember writing my name in reverse on the blackboard on my first day of school I was Mot for my first week

[hushed marsh]

I kinda like my demon name

[heady crow]

Nahh what in the goddamn 😭

Howd you manage that