#🎪bruh-fart
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"hey sir robard i know you are sleeping and all but look at these 6 cuman ears i just cut off, btw i dealt with that camp, here is the leader's head!"
Actually
If I say where I am
Can someone tell me like
"You're almost done", "you still need to do stuff", etc.
Sure
Because I played for a lot of hours
We can do that
Ye
||An entire village is sick|| but I think you get the point
(I have not played it, I cannot help)
Nah
Tutorial is nothing but flower picking simulator to level up that sweet herbalism skill

average leg day grinder
I assume the tutorial is immediately punching the first random innocent person you see
To test the crime system
you are not that wrong
one of the first quests is beating the shit out of a dude because he owes your father money
I mean it is Middle Ages germany, there was some chaos going on
If you do that you get thrown in jail and it's a game over state because the real crime system isn't active during the tutorial
Thats fucking dumb
How many hours? If you can quantify in hours
there's actually a custom cutscene to it
i got that the first time, actually quite disturbing too.
Ive been playing a lot of Morrowind again, I never get tired of it
Man fuck if I know, I only grind arena these days

i am grinding new gaem!!
the only good thing about witcher 3 is the story, the rest is mediocre or bad
The dlc were great
what is gwent
It plays like a ubisoft game
DO NOT
finally someone who shares my opinion
I CANNOT GET ADDICTED TO FUCKING GWENT AGAIN
yeah...
i genuinely do not respect people who consider gwent to be a good feature
its got assassin's creed combat
I don't respect people who clussypost
combat is fun once you break every single one of its mechanics 
i did, its not
May i post my sad poem here?
its either annoying or boring
why tho
SPEEEEEEEEN
i dont think its amazing or anything but its not appaling either
so I take it you're not a Rend enjoyer nor a Yrden 100% slow enjoyer
fuck that. Rend all the way
Can’t wait for the potion goblin build users to arrive
I was a potion goblin build user

Superior Thunderbolt giving +100% critical hit chance
even outside of thunderstorms

blast 25 different witcher potions and go on the medieval equivalent of a krokodil high
corny
Cunny
I’ve only done one entire playthrough so far and my build was scuffed, but leaning towards direct damage and crit chance

Careful

face the wall
You can't do anything to me new guy
You have not entered my long term memory yet
Once I look away from the channel you stop existing
new guy? I have been here since last year
Spelling error detected, opinion denied
prove it
You have not been part of brainfart for long
Edited
prove it
Gamma sure, but I don't even use the other channels
So you are a new guy
damn, fr?
Damn what coulda given that off
Alex, why didnt I know you were kinda nuts
Peep the name
anyways how do you even get the green name
I just asked for it
We were here before the drewski vid that exploded the server into popularity
so was i
Then just ask one of the mods when u got the opportunity
@uncut obsidian take care of this stupid role thing
Or just give me a date I need to check before giving roles
There is no real date, it's based on their experience with GAMMA
If you join in 2021 and only chat in #🎪bruh-fart without even ever trying to install gamma then fuck your colored name
I guess I'm still safe then, play gamma a lot
i have around 200 hours on gamma
I havent in awhile but, I feel like I have
let me get the green role I actually read the grok ballistic script on github the other day ( I do not know lua)
I cant only play one game Ill lose my mind
Green chat
I spent like a solid two weeks trying to help people out in vc with install bullshit and other stuff
@grizzled meadow i swear it would've been easier with that lvl bot...
Add it already
Fuck off I'm on mobile
imma just make a radio playlist mod and get orange name instead 
Grok disapproves apparently
understandable mobile discord is an atrocity
its so bad
I think they programmed it on typewriters
good ole javascript being used for stuff it wasnt made for
fight or flight kicks in when I see js
last i heard NASA developed a fucking satellite software with it
WHY, THE GODDAMN LANGUAGE WAS MADE TO MAKE SILLY BUTTONS ON WEBSITE, IT CAN BARELY DO MATH WITHOUT 237 DIFFERENT MODULES
No wonder we cant land on the moon again
those dumbasses are using js
It's the only thing nasa can afford with all those budget cuts
come on, the precious us military needs more orphanage obliterators
you wouldnt deny them of their warcrimes would you?
Actual science can wait, more wars need to be started
ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED
ZOOS
what if science is waiting for a war to start
I COME SEEKING THE DRONES OF OLYMPUS
honestly you got me there man, I can admit when Im wrong
as they say, the best scientific development is built on the grave of thousands
i still have the redstone one i got as a christmas gift when i was a kid
@plucky void Here's the two pictures of armor, best I could do with old ps4 graphics
Which is better, gambeson or no gambeson
No gambeson
Yeah yeah, what else is new
most of these breastplates always looks iffy to me for some reason, not sure if they're just small compared to other games' plates, or what
Anywho, random Death Stranding screenshots
@grizzled meadow Have you played planetside 2 before
MMOFPS
Nope
do you know about GHPC
I have an ancient clip off of my ps4 that I cherish
"Simulation game about modern mounted combat, with special attention to authenticity and fun."
Nope
Post it
based TR player
That clip was in 2020
I still don't remember to this day how I ended up getting in that guys car
i need to re install planetside shits fun
@uncut obsidian Edit this to have Freebird over it
I beg you
I'll even play a full renegade playthrough if you do
no, download GHPC
Will it run on a ps4 or shitty laptop?
Depends on how shitty
Acer Nitro 5 from a few years ago
@grizzled meadow y u laughin
you too, download it
NOW ⛈️
@grizzled meadow I was 16-17 when I recorded this oof

Ancient clip for me
"shitty"???
Only has 8GB of RAM, main issue more often then not
AMD Ryzen 7 4800H
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 Ti
16 GB DDR4-3200
God no, way older
this is nitro 5
One sec
Falco cunt
There are different Nitro 5s
Good video btw
Dis one
Mamar me la pinga
Cómo tu mamá
There's no gpu in this list
Thanks, I barely remember it, I just see it sometimes when I plug in my thumb drive
one sec
Can't relate
hmmmmmmmmmm
Bed
Game
How badly will messing your schedule be
Game
I'll probably play something in my bed because I want to play Yakuza 4 but I can't from my bed
No job?
And that's only because I can't turn my monitor off, because I can play it on my Switch
Yep
Mans living off the mod paycheck
How did my DS pictures turn out btw
Too bad Grok don't pay us for real

Good photos
Yeh
IIRC Grok actually said something about paying us but we said no
There is a paycheck, it's just $0 
Would possibly lead to some sort of conflict if things went bad
Is that a question or
More a statement
Mods would FIGHT for their place
True that
Yea
Also I'm russian and I have no idea how he would pay me
Mod apps would be a nightmare
Aldo would definitely get paid more out of fear
Bro lives in a temple
yes abandon ship for the win
discord : https://discord.gg/HJACwmdg9c
reddit : https://www.reddit.com/user/Reality_69
ancient zaza 🥶

Now j wish i was that waifu lol
Playing stalker anomaly again sven wirh hardcore AI isn't as challenging as stalker gamma FR
actually if i can use anime characters as actor character it would be funny
immersion break
admin he doing it sideways
no anime
my l4d2 with 300+ anime mods:

I heard L4D2 so naturally I was guided here
one hell of a sleep
and it was awesome
I wish i did
Shit even my bf wished for me to sleep
Yet i didn't manage
Dude
The shit i have is more then complicatet
It's almost like
Unsolvable
oof
up to you
I'm not the one to tell how much stuff people should write in their messages
unless I explicitly tell someone to shut up 
ey does anyone have the james bond having a stroke video so i can save it for later use?
it looks cool but I'm really not a tank guy
Getting fed with drugs as a kid cuz of ADHD for like
4 maybe 5 years
Getting terrorized by my narzisstic father
Getting abused by both parents
3 years of trying to actually feel emotions again
Then my mother being unorganized and giving me uncertainties (aswell as my father)
Then more parental problems being the break up between my mum and dad
Me getting bullied in school
Me barely having friends and people actually understanding me
And now i also have depression
Low self-confidence
Chaotic daily life
Body disphoria and well, my mother is likely still the same she always was
Filling her kids with insecurities
I'm also not a "tank guy"
But
What's l4d2
@warm fossil
Left 4 Dead 2
Set in the zombie apocalypse, Left 4 Dead 2 (L4D2) is the highly anticipated sequel to the award-winning Left 4 Dead, the #1 co-op game of 2008. This co-operative action horror FPS takes you and your friends through the cities, swamps and cemeteries of the Deep South, from Savannah to New Orleans across five expansive campaign...
$9.99
512181
89
Ohhh
god damn that's a lotta tanks
fr?
I mean
Who even plays vanilla l4d2 anymore
bro really just asked that
And i got my answer
So fuck off. Respectfully
respecfully eat my cock n balls
a meager morsel
a wee lil serving
a touch of sustenance
Yes, as a mattter of fact
yippie!
But after work 
fair enough
He's a fucken national icon for Australia
Imagine wasting your time for this.
If i meet another one of such clowns you're getting blocked.
?????
far out
why did big bruh even message you literally months later
drugs
I have no idea but that dude is dead in my eyes
💀
And if i see him again I'll pinch his eyes so hard i swear
"So quirky uwu"
Cool
That is a scary fucken image
Men when they haven’t realized other men are the superior relationship partner

Imagine seeing that bastard run at you at 3 am
I’m too lazy to get that mad at someone
Congrats, you may now utilize the N word
Because i know that bitch is white

Ah, great
Just when i got no pass
No n word pass 4 u
Nah, too much effort, aluminum baseball bat is the way to go
How am i supposed to chill when i have alot of stress on my whole mind and body rn
Tea is always nice to relax abit
Fucking
has helped me alot throughout the years
Violent game, violent tv show
I just wish shit were tk be different with people nowadays
Meditation.
Violent personal time, but that’s your choice
drink them worries away
I have had my time with video games
You don't even know how many i got bro
Just sit down with your thoughts for a while and allow yourself to feel them through

It helps me with my chronic pain and other shit
If you're not homeless, be thankful you're not? that's the last thing i got m8, F's otherwise
But you get used to it, i can tell you thay
Well....atleast that
It's like the one thing I hold onto after living in shelters and in my car
You can also make your own happiness, go outside and just walk around
When I was homeless that’s what I would do to calm down
and some tea drinking or hell some music is lovely
For me calming down has become a bit of a problem
RDR2
rdr 2 minecraft edition.
A defeatist attitude won’t get you anywhere
Well i can smash the wall
Crash some cars
Buy a glass vase and fuck that shit up
With a baseball bat
Or just play call of duty
Eat the glass
and scream racial slurs
Too much money wastet
Then go Jack off do sumn
You know why i play singleplayer games?
Wallowing in WAAAAAA won’t do anything
Go whittle a piece of wood into a depiction of nacho liber
If you live outside of the city in the us and have access to guns you can buy tannerite and make that shit explode
I live in germany
That explains the depression
Congrats for finding out
off topic, but do they cover dental in the whole nationalized healthcare thing?
Yes.
Germany is the place of all time
They actually do
And no you don't wanna be here except if ur rich
Cuz that's what it's for
Taking from the rich
That's p baller not gonna lie, I've had holes in my teeth for like two years now lol
I think I got cavities way in the back teeth
Also the holes in ur teeth: 
best remedy fr
I like to think the drinking keeps the infection away
same difference lmao
Do what I normally do
drink?
Take a time where you stay up a full 24 hours, then sleep the next day normally
Cry yourself to sleep?
I second this
Ah
Only when depressed or needing to ignore an annoying sister
Got bored of that tho
Like actually bored of it
impossible crystal
I love polishing the shotgun
Maybe don’t be on the internet then
pumping the shotgun is the best activity a man could do
Go out and read or sumn
There aren't many activities that satisfy me anymore
gotta search for more
Man has that Weimar Germany mindset
eventually
Welcome to the human condition
Improve your physical health and your mental health will follow
it can take someone years to realize what to improve in yourself
took me a few months to realize the flaws of mine
Like thinking bad about ourselves sometimes
we do
Depression is part of the human condition. It’s temporary.
Or just be like me and remove all emotion and become the zogbot the WEF wants you to be
I am hoping for it too, yes
Thank you
for what its worth, I was similar to that asshole you had the unpleasant experience of dealing with. My intentions that they were all jokes and I was just busting balls for the funny's. But two-three months ago I realized I was just being a dickhead and hurting folks with words. Don't get too upset with that clown. he'll most likely regret it and feel bad in the long run, in a long enough time span.
I know him for long enough and he will definitely talk about it for like atleast an hour and then forget about it again
Yeah, he's a dick
Not my problem anymore though
How fast people can turn against you is a wonder
indeed
The commanders voice is what gets me to play the game
makes me feel bad since it reminds me how I was months ago, I've regretted what I've said in the past to some folks from the lgbt community. but Eh you live and learn. I've filtered my jokes and dont go overboard
good on ya for removing him from your life though, you don't need that.
And i had him as a friend
you think he was just fucking with you? or he was serious with what he said
either way, its screwed up. but Like you think he was just genuinely being a dick head
eh, fair enough.
I've met many people like that on the internet for some reason
There is whole servers dedicatet to this
Very sad, yes
For them that stuff is cringe
But sometimes ya gotta be cringe to be based
lmao I'm going to pretend to know what this means
yeah
Like you show someone a picture of a duck eating bread
For one it is cringe cuz they maybe don't like ducks for some reason
I have no idea
now thats a soulless individual
meh
Or was it pisa?
pizza?
Man i don't like pizza either
I've started to worship pizza
Tbh minimally self made pizza
it taste good but then you feel your body just a little more fucked
2-3 slices is already a lot for me while burgers just make me want more
How bout you make yourself a hot dog out of a pizza
same
hot dogs and pizza just make me feel so shitty
But burgers are ok right?
burgers are great if done right
but some burgers got that hot dog and pizza affect
where you're skin gets pimples and you just feel like your body wants to kill itself
So true bro
idk man, people love that shit and i dont blame em. its the taste thats good but the food itself makes you feel HORRIBLE
get a big ol' cup of some hot tea
why does that shit sound so familiar
I gotta tell you though
It'a some yummy juice with aloe vera pieces
Yet idc cuz it tastes so good
if it tastes good it tastes good
cant blame ya
anyways, I must go and continue learning how to use blender to make some reload animations one day lmao. I wish you the best! and dont let that guy put you down. I was like him once, but I've changed and regretted some shit i've said and still feel shit about it. but you live and learn. just forget about him and move on :] and always keep your chin up high and be happy for the little things here and there
Thank you, I'll sure need it.
dog
dubious little creature
The dog here is made of dog, nyes
MY FUCKING TOES
I needed a midnight snack
I just got 5 frostbiyes
I'm funally home
I caan barely feel my fingers
Oh my fhcking god
Way too cold to be outside
-39C tomorrow
Double negative digits in Celsius

Texas has had fuckall in terms of winter
We had like
One week
Of below freezing
My god it was so fucking painful walking with frostbite toes
Probably a stereotype but do you have a fire you can sit in front of
Or a radiator
It felt like my toes were slowly getting amputated by a rusty saw
But hey look at this cool pic
my fucking god that's equivalent to swimming under ice
IF NOT WORSE.
welcome to russian far east
i can finally feel my toes again 
My last toes frostbite was like 2 years ago
Reject frostbite, come to Texas and embrace heatstroke

Ok, buy me plane tickets
Fuck no
gahh damn I want that cold
So do I
Don't
there's been just a week of -20-30 degrees here in Samara
and now there's barely -15 during days
Just give us some of it then, coldest temps we’ve had here is like -17°F
i wonder what these dogs feel 
i don't think they're even able to feel their limbs
Ah yes, Goonstation ss13s last April fools event
Good times last year
The theme was everything was quadrupled

all that armor and he carries an EBR
absolute chad 
I make a single sound and my cats wake up staring at me
they be like "what the fuck dude"
Personally I’d use an FAL wearing that
FAL, and a SPAS
With a skorpion in vision slot
5 levels of insanity
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Found it from a meme on a different server, so I used Shazam to figure out the name
I’ll probably add it to my stalker radio
my next build
Aw come on
God damn, that's fire 🔥
WH40k build
pollo al carbon
cremation 😔
rip in piss
How
Dark magic of terrible cooking
Thank you Toyota 🙏
@ruby minnow Samantha phased through terrain and nearly snapped my seamoth in half
The bitch
kill her
i killed the sea dragon leviathan that protects the empress yesterday
and i have a active lava zone base now
I'm not disturbung ecosystem more than I have to
i love destroying the ecosystem even tho i don't have to
Good morning chat ❤️
Go take on ghosts of the void now
IVAN
ALOOOO
OMG MYSHINKA
Haiiii Ivan gm
ALOOOOOOO HIIIIIII
yo w'sup
i'm doing good what about you
go home gi
I'm nice
recorded 5 minutes of me saying random gibberish
took an entire hour to subtitle that
an hour for 5 minutes

it be cold outside
how compelling, please face the wall
whom wants to give me a hug 👉👈
how about you face that wall and bend over huh
your mom probably
sorry babe I'm a top
no
if you weren't French then I'd say sure
but given the circumstances I'll have to pass
I'm gonna beat you up
you can beat me off


I actually managed to wake up somewhat early today
Maybe I can stop feeling like shit every morning

homo power
I have sex with your parents
do it pussy
Both
having to wait at doctor to get my happy pills. This sucks
Racism has a dipole nature apparently
I am a racist femboy


yoooo same
cursed by azura, blessed by dibella 
yeah but cannibalism
Playing as breton was nice
new goal in life:
Get some of that good eldrich pussyyy
You haven’t gotten it already?
bretons my second choice
high rock was cool when it was vast and diverse and not just... french
I built on magic resistance, I could stand in dragon fire without flinching
Oop, okay
L map
REAL
Boutta hotbox the whole crib
Blue Na'vi pussy got him acting unwise
it do
my train ride today, hopefully
This guy in the back 
you wanna cosplay as a female 40k trooper?
Citizen of O'Neill Cylinder (hypothetical space station) is going home from work.
Software - VRChat with map Space Colony Island 4
NOOOOOO, AYOOOOOO He's gonna have a good day
What's this about
literally my brother
every time he plays League I hear him raging
yet he just keeps going
pills acquired

the only game I've seen him play recently
before it at least was CS:GO
literally my brother
every time he played Dota 2 i could hear him raging
he got an actual family and a kid now so he doesn't care about computer games anymore tho
until dota 2 overtakes his mind again
glad for him
it won't
Dota and a healthy life cannot co-exist
same goes for league
and cs go
and valorant
and warzone
and fortnite
hell generally massively popular games with toxic fan bases
and any online game that has a text/voice chat and an ability to kill other players
soooooo real life?
on the bright side, he spends more time outside & with his friends than inside gaming or doing whatever he does on his laptop
reminds me of that god tier ninja copypasta
I envy him so much, he has ACTUAL real life friends that are not sitting on their asses 24/7 playing gayshit impact and discussing dumbest shit known to man
that voice

anyways, time to finally finish Half-Life 2
farewell, brainfart
enjoy
and then join us on being forever disappointed in the fact we'll never see another HL game

Shes perfect
fake, it's 20:30
Rifle and pistol
me pls
my bets were on german
i thought Crystal was not even real
were not talking about crystal rn
I'm a voice in your head
nothing new
ALSO
I DID NOT FORGET HOW I ASKED YOU FOR HELP YESTERDAY
AND YOU LEFT ME IN THE COLD
I guess you could say...
You got Left 4 Dead
really poor execution
exactly
mf isnt responding now
are you referring to me or...?
Walt Jr glow up
p!hug @amber marsh
no im talking about the greek twink who offered to help me yesterday yet never responded
i shall remember the betrayal 
aren't you a greek twink
syno istg you call me that one more time and i will express everything about turkey that the greek educational system has taught me
Thx mate 😊
ah
fuck, the chain has begun again
fuckinh loser playing without a chair.,.,. . ,.,.,
smh.... ,.,.,
The brain-cell killing.
things are funnier when you are at your standing desk
Yes, funnier...
@amber marsh how are things over there?!
it's so fucking uncomfortable
in Romania?
there seems to be a lot of stealing
gumbito coming back home, putting all that training he received in romania to good use
my back already hurts
sleep on a levelled hard surface
doing the romanian workout
no thank you I hate sleeping on the floor
SLEEP ON IT
p!hug @heady crow
Decent, wbu?
FUCK YOU
@orchid robin yo you joining the workout?
Relatively good, my friend in Ireland has to move out because they kicked him out due to him talking when it's late.
FUCK ME
He was paying them big rent too.
i already know how to break into my own house
Hope he takes care.
HELL YEAH
this training
That was random, lmao, where he gonna live now?
p!kiss @warm fossil
you gotta join bro
I don't know. I hope he finds a good and cheap apartment, but I doubt it.
Life is shit.
It is what it is
why dont you offer him yours
Cause I live in main EU
did i stutter
Studio, one person only.
Do I give a fuck?
oh we have studios here too
.........
except here they mean something else
@digital quartz
p!implode 186841413969772544
💀 for you its both
Fr 😭
French
When i finally get good income i know im gonna start nabbing up some vinyls 
Thankfully black metal vinyls are usually around 20e if its not some special press
youre talking like you have any sort of income rn

Good luck finding money for that shit.
dw mate i feel ya
I do a little bit of this and that on the side
time for a sidehustle
But now that ive cut out energy drinks im doing better
bruno onlyfans 
trueeee finnish femboy onlyfans = big bucks ez
Lets set up a marihuana supply chain, i can be your dealer
he has a lot of competition






me too
