#🎪bruh-fart
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Actually
so you stay more upright and in that way targeting the quads more
Romanian food be hitting different
gotta start doing that
its a really sexy movement
though every picture i see of it they all got their wrists all fucked up
they should buff calves
ye you gotta do that
context and results pls?
gotta find out a way to get more range of motion
Porn before every set
i think i just need to cut my achilles tendon
on it
why
no and i felt like i had a bit more energy today
...what did i walk into again
lift bigger
a landmine
you gotta help the boys edge before hitting the gym
I refuse
cringe
Pretty please?
lol
you gotta help your boy edge before hitting the gym
I don't have to do that at al
alright gather up boys. Coris gonna help us edge
he edges himself all alone and youre not helping him?
Hurray!
ror with default randomized gear is pure cocaine dude
i don't know how longer i can handle going to the gym without cori helping me edge fr
i dont like what its doing to my brain
thats a dude isnt it?

I never mentioned the artifact of command, hecc
emiru?
yes
Also about the mig, I just realised I called it an su 29
yeah most of my run is with the artifact of command lul
wait a year, then its legal
@midnight tree this is you
you're thinking of crystal
cori older than aksel prolly
hm, might be
Yea im old
dommy mommy time???
hey crystal, how about helping the boys edge in a year?
Anyways, I have a friend that only plays air, and is very good at it, he said that the f16 is only better than the mig 29 at close quarters when dog fighting or something like that, and I fully trust him on his opinions on stuff like that
FRRR
No
Also we both know win and loss rates dont quite add up as factual stats on war thunder
why would you talk to a war thunder player
Because I am one 
im sorry for you
oh god! where is the rest of his body!?
Aaaaayyyyy its sean
no its saul
omg haaaii dutyer
havent talked to you in forever
Ikr
disapointed
idk spend most of the day outside till i ate and hopped on battlebit
I tried to study
:(
Partially succeeded
I'm not
too busy working out and being hot and sexy?
No
math am i right?
I'd fuck her
Too dumb
Its not even that
The problem is
Its not conventional math
Playing league with the boys and flaming each other 
Its stupid math where you do logical equations
Lemme put it like this
If nick is hungry and the fridge is empty, nick will be frustrated
no dick = no point
But broken down and turned into a mathematical formula
I prefer tiddies
i dont get that
i'm sorry bro

booty is where it's at
is it the same for you?
You did some IT right?
lmao discrete math
its not that hard but you do have to read and memorize a lot
I thought google translate was being dumb
no u dont
Thats my problem
it should be named logical math tbh
its basically doing algebra on factual statements
Yes I do
Im better on a practical level
Which is why i scored well in programming and maths but not IT theory
I'm unapologetically gae
Keep it up
same i fucking hate bussiness classes in IT, the profs are the most uninteresting persons i've ever seen
I like a good waist to hip ratio.
Wait you did linear or grammic algebra too right?
the programming classes always has great profs thats why i get A on literally every single programming classes
yeah on second semester
Here we have it on first semester
YES
And i barely understand it
i suggest watching khanacademy vids to get an intuitive concept on why you use linear algebras and stuff
I remember my computer class. The teacher told us to copy a script then fucked off. I haven't managed to recover ever since.
I dont have a problem valuing it
I have a problem understanding it
once you understand the concepts, the formulas gonna come naturally
Im not ungrateful, im a moron
stop playing, my brother was playing since 2013 and he finally quit
you can do it too
just try what i said
we need to do an intervention for gumbito
I will
Wont help me that much since i got 10 days to prepare
i broke down at integrals 
i still dont know how writing different versions of an equation helps us find the area inside a curved line
i can calculate it just fine tho
God damn look at these
BRO SAME
god motherfucking damn that hip to shoulder ratio
anyway im on 6th sem now, actually doing interesting shit, gonna start researching my project for thesis
have fun wearing a cap for the rest of your life lol
Not big enoughh
The pipeline
just started on a pipeline
no idea what it is but if that picture is the start itll be something good
My grave
@hoary elks grave
Resist temptation
bedankt
Unless that temptation is an irish redhead femboy
p!translate EN bedankt
bedankt
thanks
GOD I MISS THAT MAAAA- i mean yeah you get it
ei mitään
nothing
nothing
what language is that>
I've got a few years to go before that happens
Is he planning on selling his account?
Cuz if he's been playing since 2013 that account can fetch a couple grand
“Honey why are we being evicted by the bank?” (Looks at war thunder account purchase)
Indoctrinating kids early into meme culture, I see.
No, that one stays in my heart
I dont get the hype behind the new Miley Cyrus song, it's the same few lines for the whole song wtf
ill get you drunk enough sometime
i dont get the hype behind miley cyrus
Which one?
Miley cyrus? You mean hanna montana? Or wait was hanna montana miley cyrus
Miley montana?
TONY MONTANA?!
tony montana 🥴
The new flowers one
first you get the money
The one every basic white bitch is going "literally me" about
The song that "solved all their problems"
what the fuck is this video resolution
Check ur wifi
Anime: Bocchi the Rock!
Thumbnail source: https://twitter.com/carlo_montie/status/1598495433390948352
Mareux - The Perfect Girl (The Motion Retrowave Remix Slowed)
Bro 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-GDloa0Vg so is this song but it's a banger and I don't see you judging 
Beer > wef backed psychiatrist
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Wef?

didnt miley cyrus do a parody of that song
Sounds like cruz
She parodied a parody?
quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Stupid lizard should have stayed in the goddamn water
Yeah but that's legendary
AYOOO THEY DID NOT
They did not
if i knew there was gonna be days like this i would have stayed in the primordial soup
Fr fr
lemme go use it real quick
Bro it's basically Grindr
A bit too mu h
didn't you promise you'd never ever post in there tho @orchid robin
okay i did it
when did i do that
Hey who wants to go look for pages in the forest?
I vaguely recall something like this
he is literally me
Me

Let's look for 8 pages
god i love just going into rp chat once a year and just screaming into the void
least cringe dutyer
i've unironically had someone say that to me, proudest moment of my life

my live reaction
We can make out against the trees too 😳😳😳
adjhsadhsajhdsjh
Bet
But at first I'm gonna need a massage xd
hopefully some well dressed 2 meter tall white guy doesent stalk us while we go down 😊
That's fine I can do that
Did I stutter?
Sharpest looking eldritch horror in the forest
I wanna go to the art thing and post 
Give me bacj my freedom 
nah my mental just gets demolished when i do a bad play so i write /muteall so it doesent get worse
Gentlemen
also iedy why is #931238326172794881 here
I am deeply saddened to announce
Socials idk
We have a roleplayer among us
Rp game chat is actually sussy af
yeah but yall didnt even change the name to fit here
I'm doing movements
It turns cringe very easily
broo 💀
I am afraid we have an infiltrator from the rp in game chat
#🎨arts-and-crafts under Stalker General is stupid
And his name is POLISH AUTOMATON
RP under Stalker General is stupid as well, it's more social than Stalker
I wanna accesss it 
Mito , he is harmeless
God forbid we ban him again tho
You're exiled
@grizzled meadow my beloved ❤️
U are not exiled wdym u schizo?
what who
shame that slut casca stole griffiths kiss
THERE HE IS, GET HIM
uhhhhhh
am I in danger?
Nah
Not yet?
idk if I should feel threatened or just memed
What
rookie numbers?
Happened
Insanely accurate and some russian guy called madirex a fucking pig once when told to read install

christ
Wtf did zhe polish guy do again
I'll be damned if I know
My amusement
seems like I've called out a certain dooty on his lies
Hell
Uh, please don't send me there?
WE HAVE AN RP IN GAME CHAT SPY WHO HAS INFILTRATED BRAINFART
everytime you refuse him he simply comes back the next way with more power
Falco what did u do
Who is it
Lol
hes grilling the pizza
The spy has already breached our defenses
And worst of all
He could be any one of us
!kiss @narrow lotus
P!kiss @narrow lotus
"peerrrkeleeeee"
He could even be
NAHHHHHH
Nice
next level rizz
My internet went to shit
p!hug @amber marsh
@heady crow
Noooo message delays
someone in your server?
My legs hurt ,_,
i guess he's going so hysterical over me
naw, but i wanna know who that is
I nearly am stopping to walk
also, skill issue
I had to walk 8 hours
p!hug @heady crow
P!hug @narrow briar
sdfhsdjfhsdfsdfjh
Group hug
aw hell nah not that scene in code geass 
NOOOO MY INTERNET IS STOPPING ME FROM SAYING ANYTHING
NOOOOO MY INTERNET IS DYING AGAIIINNN
Its back?
you get what you get
its back
I want to go camping with a camp fire and everything at some point 😭
faction limited internet access
i just use a trangia 
Someone sitting on my lap as we listen to music under the stars in front of a camp fire 😭😭
camp fires overrated
nah wait
it's dooty
easy fix, just set yourself on fire
alright now youre talking
Trangia???
they just prevent their members from accessing brainfart 
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awesome playtest
@heady crow this is you in the finnish military
we call all of those things trangia
racked up ~10 ranks in one marathon
Is…….is everything back to normal?
P!pat @warm fossil
good playtest mr tophat
reality check @heady crow
Fuc
Nvm i think its shit again
kinda looks like one of my brothers friends
GODDDAAMMNNN YOU VODAFONE
I HATE YOU AND EVERY OTHER INTERNET PROVIDER IN GREECE WITH YOUR FUCKIN OUTRAGEOUS PRICES AND TERRIBLE QUALITY
billy :(
one of playtests ever
vector abuser 
Im praying to the internet gods that this message gets delivered, someone send me pizza
it's unbelievable how easy it is to control the thing
im just gonna roll with the mp5. Has shit break points for armour but the ttk and recoil is insane
can fully understand why people dislike it
with such RPM as well
ye ikr
still need to figure out the best ar's
bigger calibers are nice but holy shit the smaller calibers have no recoil
based
epic fail 

she tryna rizz tophat up 
Why lmfao

it stands for white power
okay lets vote on my suffering aka what should i play, siege/gamma/death stranding/arma3
Damn
Ahhhh 
Well then 👌
pd2 with me 👉 👈
jkjk i need to sleep
go death stranding
go for your beauty sleep
dont
Why not 
ManyMilesAway turned that into an Emote for his discord when i still used to mod there
i dont think its good that you are using that in "that" context
who?
she tryna be based and redpilled 
But the campfire lights up the place more so you an see the skinwalker orgies

Found more meteorites in my backpack
you mean rocks
Or so i think
meteorites are too large to fit in your backpack
he came to germany for gamescom 2018, and i showed him cologne since im local, and got absolutely shitfaced at EA backstage before going into War Thunder Backstage and promptly getting kicked out for telling Anton how his game is just a cash grab
imagine us going on a hike and cuddling under a blanket while watching the stars? 😳
Artifacts irl!!!
well if you were lucky enough they could be fragments of one
I like to think that 

youre right tho
i know
Yes! Exactly
And then either cooked marshmallows too 😳😳
Bro just kiss already please
and then the bears come cuz you forgot to hang your food up the tree
nah hes playing me
i dont live in america
bears here dont come for your food ever
bears arent exclusive to america
this implies you going into a wooded area
aka their territory
ye but thats mainly in america where ive seen ppl actually bring bear containers and hanging them up while sleeping
bears here dont come for your food ever
been hiking several times and live in the woods
explain the perkele man and his trash bag then
lived near suburbs so gotten used to people
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blinding lights remix,
blinding lights 1 hour,
blinding lights emote,
blinding lights cover,
blinding lights piano,
blinding lights lyrics,
blinding li...
that place is what fins consider the suburbs?
jesus you guys are isolated from each other
look at our population density 
i shall colonize the unoccupied north

please do so
it gets lonely here
drum mag Desert Eagle
I wanna sell the meteorite
I wanna have something i never experianced
p a i n
I have like 5 thoughts at a time
i shall appoint you as minister of health
you will tell the 5 bears and 4 wolves living within a 50km radius of us how they should eat
hopefully
dumb idea
maybe then we could actually trap he raccoondogs
p!hug @warm fossil
the fuckin what now
awwww, thank you Tophatt
wait wait
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i read that in your voice 
This is either a slang, a Fullmetal Alchemist thing, or an Avatar thing.
!hug @warm fossil
I stand corrected.
how about you sleep with me?
P!hug @warm fossil
Not again
How about we all sleep together?
cant, i gotta go on the arma3 editor and make stupid, tactically inefficient combat scenarios
P!pat @warm fossil

you tease
P!pet @warm fossil
but alr gn then
Why doesn't it let meere
What voice do I even have 🤔
ahem i will only do this once, so dont expect me to repeat this specific action
ahem
goodnight bruno :3
you sound like you have a top hat and a monocle but you dont have a dislike for the lower classes
Very true
its like you are thanking your personal driver for his service
gn krieeg!!! Sleep well whenever you decide to do so :3
lots of grinding to do tomorrow
always thought my voice is really high pitched
im a bit of a trailblazer dare i say, today i will be inventing a sequel to sex, it is long overdue. struggling with a title tho
people occasionally told me my voice doesn't sound my age at all
morning voice moment
Nuss

sexism
ultrakill
nope that one's taken
ultrakill 2
i dont follow, whats the issue
are you kidding me
i don't see the issue either
same
seems like a very bellow average in weird scale bio
by the way, awesome
Well, I kinda take words like these seriously. Aaaaaaanyway.
trust me if your in this server you should not take words like this seriously
my name is literally cum man
and everyone is fine with it
look at my cta
i mean it's for your own good that you do
otherwise you'll be distracted out of a conversation pretty much every time
also nice cta
thank you, kind stranger 🧡
no problem, other kind stranger 💙
ty
I'd rather be frequently distracted than miss one person who needs it to be noticed
also the thing I wrote in #1030746908081274910 actually happened to me in game and I was genuinely freaked out
literally a NPC version of me that just waves and does nothing else
if only there was sound
so true
there's more
g'bye!
HOLY SHIT WHAT A CAT
Okay my shins REALLY hurt
Гъз means ass in bulgarian for the context so hahahah funny word hahaa
foarte amuzant
cum man isn't funny anymore I've evolved

How I be lookin at the woman when she hits me with that dollar store pepper spray
He has evolved!!
it's fun to use languages other than English when talking to English speaking people
To kserw
speaking polish to confuse everyone, including people who speak polish
sounds right
polski number one!
Why would it be confusing
i wanna eventually learn Russian 1. so I can understand what the NPCs in anomaly say and 2. so I can use it in place if romaini
i could probably decipher ancient hieroglyphics before i could read a sentence in polish
I would understand the reaction if you shouted profanities in German... but Polish?
the only polish that makes sense to me without knowing what the words even mean is that fucking video of the dude harassing the beaver
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz hailing from Chrząszczyżewoszyce in Łękołody district
im better off learning swahili
bro what fucking necronomicon did you take that sentence from
kudos to the poor souls who learned polish as a second language only to die of old age 3 years later
A Polish comedy
don't tell me that's actually how polish looks
Mah man look it up on youtube
oh my lord I have a new language to learn
good luck
I'm gonna have to sacrifice some people to extend my life to be able to do it
but I will do it
In the comedy, a polish dude introduces himself like that to a german officer and said officer needa to write it down
But, like
Me when I realize I picked a bad spot for my hideout
The hips
guys
in stalcraft
should i conince oracle to stay in his squad or go alone?
convince*
Bro I'm so down bad I wish I had a ghost or something in my room just to not feel alone 😭
A tamed skinwalker
Mmm
If you talk about them out loud enough thats how they show up so
Just keep doing that
Nobody died where I live
You can change that too, I believe in you
A well?
I dont know if they had wells in Ancient Greece, they probably did
WHAT DID THEY DO
They always had wells, everywhere, wut?
Idk man, Im not very bright
I can also use the english isnt my first language excuse
just pull that one out of my back pocket
Yeah I still need to watch Batman
The last one
Alrighty
Falco is just like the joker
Which one was that again?
hi
Henlo Ivan the great
fk you all
that's it thank you good bye have a nice night ❤️
Love you too bitch
Typical ivan
Wow it is so late already?
Oop, alright, take care stinky
you know it
Falco when do I get to be green too, Ive been here for like ever
what?
@uncut obsidian
Literally
doesnt rly matter
i told him to go back
only choice having a slight impact is the very end
as in, which skin you want for your armor 😄
And then you die to a boar cuz you accidentally loaded ap instead of hp 
Oops
Omg I just noticed your pfp, love it
nice
lets put this out on a tray
Type 2 instant coffee maybe?
oh
p!avatar 276079458346336267
any1 wonna hop on stalcraft eu and sweep the dump?
keep dying to stalkers cuz i keep suicide rushing to do the salad quest
bandit?
Almost there
If you had asked me a few weeks ago yes, I don't have it installed anymore
yes
then i would also shoot you on sight 
and thats unfair in endgame gear
@vivid marsh I'm getting closer
in my 200 hours i maybe have spared 1 Bandit - he was in science gear, unarmed and downed state
also whats with the endgame thing u mentioned
hm?
Falco on the move with the research
Also, any gun loving americans in chat? I got some questions
god I hope not
????
Dam
I can't find the exact pic but if you photoshop a military helmet on it, it's that pic
The fuck are you doing? Taking a pic of yourself and posting it here?
Yes
ayo wtf discord can embed instagram videos now?
That looks like that canned pasta stuff I think the ghosts of falco's ancestors would kill him if he ate it
mom found the artifact drawer
not sure if ya wanna be spoiled
well im gonna need to grind another 300 hrs to get there so in that time my early dementia wouldve allready made me forger it
you will forgor
Oh no, who gave her the Geiger counter
you make 2 choices in endgame. One is which faction you wanna rock with - that gives 2 different skins to craft your armor with. and then the last story mission you also make a choice and it gives you 2 different skins for the exo reward
why are you on f list
Good luck o7
what is f list
Like I said down, I can't find the exact pic
But with the helmet on, it's literally your pic
Yes

No idea where I found it, but it sure is me now
tell me bro
oo
can i join the monolith?
there are no monolith
for Bandits its either Mercs or Covenant
ik
Covenants is basically like SIN/Mono
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
and not rly, its based on Stalker but the story is a different one
Learn that by heart
there's no c-con
We'll talk afterwards
just, the ORB
ye but monolith
i know i know
endgame is harsh tho
make sure you join the bigger faction 😄
Any map north is open season for everyone except your faction - so you have more enemies than anywhere else
:(
but, good on the devs giving the EU servers an option to NOT spend money on the cases
oh monolith
why have you left us
why cant we hear your voice anymore
allready skimmed over the requirements for the end game weapons and
i think i should quit before my blood boils my brain as i die trying to get them
it is a grind for sure
currently on the 1k of each mat for each gun
why
better than p2w 😄 but yeah its a lot
i usually get distracted half way through anyway and just do pvp
how do i zoom
build an AS VAL, get artefacts with movement speed and Stamina - drink energy drinks + herkules like its tapwater
well i was aiming for the as val anyway
i like how all games make all the WP weapons op
there's more options, but for sure VSS is goated right now
only AR like rifle with a headshot multiplier
the grind to it is the real shit
does it have the same cancerous rate of fire as it does in BF3 and 4?
good RoF, very low recoil, a good ammo - and then the fucking 1.5 x damage on headshots
and its a MC Model game - so you 99% hit heads
ye and since its like all minecraft the heads are huge af

took the words out of my mouth
but them back in,i forgot what i was gonna say
only downside rly is the 20 round mag unless you also grind the 30 rounder
or meele
like i like to do
sprint in nothing but a knife in your hand towards them
element of surprise and psychological terror
both
You know what to do.
I wish they would shrink the heads just a little bit
Would honestly work wonders on weapon balance
no they should increase the head size
subvert expecations
balance the armor around head protection
it often def feels like bighead instagib mutator
Your brain tricks you into thinking
Keep head empty
p!explode 470359217765613588
meditation in a nutshell
!cat
!cat
@weary kindle where farting grenades?
p!implode 657673231758786571
Cat.

Be Deviljho
Casually invade a Rathian nest while a hunter is fighting her
Ignore the hunter and kill the Rathian
Refuse to elaborate
Leave
NGL, kinda wish Jho was in Rise. I miss his shenanigans
p!implode 687538526190960676
megamind
Got that old codger drip going on though
meth is blue, megamind is blue - megamind is walter white
Makes sense to me.
only possible explanation of course
mfw romanian pizza
!cat
p!meme

Depressing.
is it allowed to post a guy moaning while using the overkill buttplug mod?
no dont post that coomer shit
Yeah do it

will i get banned or muted or kicked?
Throw it into dm 
One way to find out
After reviewing it.
- better not
- ⬇️
Send it 
can i get acces to the channel,i pinky promise to not leak any information from or into it


Yo send the video
Hell dm it to me, I’ll watch it after dinner
bugussy
FUCK YOU SANTA
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
I swear you're tempting me
I might watch it again
For like the third time
.mkv
Yeah what about it
your pc got traffic coned
It's VLC
Ah yes, the Italian folder
The literal italian folder
Where’s the American folder
I can't show it here 
Rats
And uuh falco
Where exactly are these files from
What’s the Italian equivalent of the FBI
I think its all ran by the mafia
Close enough
WHATS THE SONG TELL ME NOW
thank
okokok but what about furry-animations-friday 
how about femboy friday
I guess y'all can have tomboy-tuesday to balance it out
idk if we can, the only tomboy got banned
the femboys grow exponentionally
femboys were always here and will be
She was a liar tho
idk but shes based
there was a tomboy and i wasnt invited? jesus christ,
@grizzled meadow doesn't believe in tomboys
also the 14 y.o who starts spamming shit and insulting everybody
Did he get banned in stalker 2 discord yet?
lemme check
@heavy peak @grizzled meadow
he's definitely gone from stalker 2
you should like
rail the local femboy





