#🎪bruh-fart
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need gobbo gf
Worrying more like
"MY LORD THAT SHIT WAS GRIPPIN"
need a brutally cunnin' gf
she also really good at psychology and likes to tell me how my childhood led to me becoming a mentally fucked femboy and i hate when she does that
lmao
id call it toxic but he seems to be totally aware of it (and into it)
so none of my business
nah she just dabbles in psychology shes not manipulative lmao
i dont know why you talking private relationship stuff on discord fam
yeah too much disc for me today

goodnight everyone
i feel ya lol
doesn't basically everyone dabble in psychology?
sure but she is actually thinking about going back to college to become a psychologist/psychiatrist
they got to me fam. they're asking me to pay 18 months of "health insurance" i missed because my university stopped paying it without telling me 
the IRS has my taxes
the irs has my bullets (i shot them)
With?
Someone liking to tell you something you aren't comfortable with and very private to you... sounds like manipulation or even abuse tbh
can't believe people pay for that shit when you can just talk to the homies
This
Abuse, yes
I find it rad that tomboys can be so chill fr
psychiatrists and psychilogists do two very different things and i very much need to see both
Plus you hang out with one. Like whaaaaat?
Jesus
Even better, I'm their boss 
no matter how bad this shit gets i am not labeling what i have as depression
i dont wanna even fucking talk about it. women literally trolling 
a classic
real

Need to be stranger enough so whatever i tell doesent affect me in any way
i exert tendencies that could very easily be branded as ADD or OCD but i firmly decline having them
as for depression, i already went through a hard one, SSRIs and all so i at least know what that feels like
are you straight all of a sudden?
some people just refuse to say it lmao
No
good
Jealous? 
the mystery of it is more thrilling than finding out will ever be
honestly autism has become so broad basically everyone has a form of it at this point
I cheated during an autism test once
Somwewhat, yes. I actually am
But then again, prolly never met one
no
Hidden debuff
oh god latina tomboy
Wut
that sounds spicy af
dang
just be a Homo, it's easy to be happy that way
turn your bro into your partner
Bro
I'm scared of that
why?
oh
Like my best bro offered me to be his partner if I'm in love with him :I'd rather be friends"
But like bro >->
you would think that
Shit
gaslighting me 
sorry, I've given it a very fair shake but im straight
you and i have had very different experiences then
Only straight here

not seen a guy in the flesh that i would bang just yet
Fr fr
so for the time being i am straight
Well you wont
with gey it's not really about the looks honestly
it's about how well you fit together personality and character wise
yeah it doesn't even need to include banging
the looks are just a cherry on top
Cant say the same
😳
i can't tell by this point 
Tomboys are cool. It's so nice to see a person of the other sex that you don't feel like there's a huge mental barrier between you two
I'd let aniki dominate me
yeah pretty much this. same goes for women that aren't absolute shy prudes. mostly because i also don't immediately act up upon laying eyes on one
who tf is aniki
🗿
bruh

🗿
Mf is on this channel and doesent know billy
mf really just asked that

send him to the brain scorcher
@grizzled meadow we got a live one here
oh him
i never actually put a name to that face
i am bad at names

same tbh
i've forgotten my own name on several occasions
it's cunt
the moment people ask me something i just forgor
Hello my name is Polish

Surname Crazy

And my title is Automaton

your name is most likely impossible to pronounce and your surname rivals the enigma code in complexity if used as a password
yeah das me
What are you vincent, an emote machine

Dots name is prolly Hans Tankerman
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, hailing from Chrząszczyżewoszyce in Łękołody district
goodby brainfart i have to go do work stuff now

polish people literally cannot dox themselves because nobody can fucking read their names
my name is very cool if i say it in norwegian
ah, the Unabomber
The what
So true
Fr
Bruh I'm literally scaring people in Germany with that as my pass time
In the end
Ted Kaczinsky
Still not getting it
If my latin bf would to be not so dumb and toxic maybe i would have enjoyed staying there
Bf?
latin?
To my memory, tomboys are gf's
Rich 
Yeah the one i yalked about
Google him, he wrote a very nice piece of literature
i forgor
Yalked
Yall remember the time i shared that account with someone?
or i just wasn't here
Mfs werent around then
Crystal yalked
nope definitely wasn't here, i lurk 99% of the time and steal memes 
Had to grind for this view
True mfs grind for thus
Sir put down that knife
respect bro 
can aint even open yet, his dad would be mad
Please don't do this

It said everything
bro is this a self hep group now?
its literally on the channel description by the way 
imma get diabeetus tonight
so yes I guess we are
fatso
real
me after eating that
Nah it's a nod to a certain dude from other server about a space shooty game
Sometimes
Some things
Turn into. Dumb things
And that's where you know you're done
I used to be able to
lmao same. i eat less now
Whenever anyone said they enjoy the starting vessel he'd be like
Sir please step out of the Myrmidon
It's not worth it
Please don't do this
Ect.
these days I look at a can of monster or any energy drink and I get acid reflux
I'm getting old
It's not worth it
"Even not for 1mil dollars?"
before id go do yarwork for 6 hours, eat about 12 sausages with a salad, have half a liter of wine and smack the hardest afternoon nap
now i dont want to do more than 4 slices of pizza
iunno ive always had acid reflux but really weak
so i can still chug battery acid cans and be fine
Lol
i guess im not old yet
I throw car batteries into the ocean in my free time
Yes
Yes
Though
I kinda wished for the latin tomboy gf to have stayed
it's impossible for me to be straight
If it weren't for the shitty character development
Well of course that sounds really nice
slightly toxic tomboys with emotional baggage are like drugs
obviously bad but sometimes you slip up
would totally get fucked up again
Unfortunately there seems to be an interesting proverb coming true. If she has the waist of a wasp... she also has the character of one.
valid and amen to that, i hope you find the best man to fill your heart

what if it's a nice looking stinger
fuck the attitude out of 'er
She was hot
(Man I need to finally meet up with someone for a nice long session of headpats)
oh no i feel ya, id totally get fucked up again but i haven't been able to form an emotional bond with a woman for some years now
Sounds needy to me

As in?
and not because im not trying or being uppity
I have bond with my bf
He's intersex
Female intersex
what does that mean
already have him
Zhe pats
Yes, zee pats
man's just craving physical contact 
Well I'm as straight as a ruler so that's kinda off the table
Even if i were to be already trans?:3
i'd take pats from anything that looks female enough
Homo in denial
nah i just have never felt the touch of a woman
gaslighting
Should I really answer that?
More like gasfighting
ayo

not again
You could
NOT AGAIN

yeah i've never been in that position
i have been to bige and stronke for people to think i need help
would you let him pat you?
yeah
Aw shit man.
Homo in denial
being strong has it's downsides
Ohnestly? If you're buff from the putside they always think you also buff from zhe inside
oh no not this part of masculine culture
But they always underestimate everyone
surpass the need for women, move straight to Femboys
no
Because so many people think that if you are strong physically you can't break mentally
Or that if you break mentally it's your fault only
Or that if you break mentally it's because you have testosterone
yeah thankfully we're slowly getting better at not doing that
slowly
Try living in eastern europe
Exactly
im Bulgarian lmao
where the fuck do you think i live

Bahamas
Ohnestly
look at a globe then
I think there are way too many mentally ill people anyway
No.
im more eastern than you
silly polak
Being weak has more downsides then being strong
You can easily manipulate them and make them break down
Make them fight you
For no reason

2nd world but we're definitely trying for 3rd


Stupid people are funny
I mean I kinda grew up in a 3rd world like place
What's a 3rd world?
I’ve lived in a poor family all my life, closest equivalent to being third world as an American
Damn....
I guess russian countryside looks similar to how I lived lol
That's low
Imagine any documentary about a shitty country in Africa
Ah
Ye
That, huh
Yes that is usually what people refer to as 3rd world
Yeah my family was kinda poor too
the west is 1st, the east is 2nd, the south is 3rd basically
If you at least have the basis of normal infrastructure and order, second world, but people rarely use that one
i honestly just refer to america most of the time
Compared to other places we’re second world at worst
between second and third
Outhouse a couple dozen meters away from home. Over -20C winters. Lack of running water and any related goodness.
I’d say the majority of America besides the major city clusters is on the low end of second world
Not outright poverty and such, but it sucks like hell to be here
absolutely not 
the only thing that could be considered 2nd world in any capacity is living in a trailer home park or being a literal hillbilly
america be wildin
the low end in the us is still better than the high end in others
We have trailer parks all over the country
then again its still shitty so don't let me steal your thunder
I’m too lazy to care about my thunder being stolen anyways
high end in others? others like what?
fish
Let's get back to discussions about headpats :3
Go jack off in peace
where i live, medium to medium-high standards can still be lower than even low standards in the us
mostly because many places here live like 40 years in the past
My cat loves to just kinda sit on people's arms and be held like that
fair
Hmmmmmm
but being in poverty is being in poverty no matter where so whatever
Also: destitucy is a word
nah buy vampire survivors
or to buy me games
or mindustry
i just very rarely buy games and don't bulk purchase games i will never play during sales
Or to go even further: a person who already has issues and gets pushed and broken by others over and over again so much they begin hating everyone by default and become literally evil
<- this mf has been there a couple times. Still is in some respects.
which party were you
I don't follow?
did you manipulate or were you the victim of it
eh who needs redemption
Although I don't believe anyone manipulated me specifically to make me evil, it just happens on its own if you get hit with enough contempt every day
I've always considered myself a good person, it's the demons that do the vile shit lol
Oh man it's so lateeeeeee. A mimir time!
what did i miss
i posted my penis and got warned
why
totally excusable, have a great day
Wait, you?
You don't seem evil man

I have decided to add "jack off in space" to my bucket list.
Damn Chaos hitting us with the 🇺🇸
Who wants to see me play papers please in vc
Since people keep forgetting and I dislike reminding
With voice or without voice
Doesn’t matter
No I mean you, I can't talk, it's 1Am
I’ll probably talk to myself if anything, I do it often
Pretty sure it’s a medical illness, but eh
in vc now, gimmie a sec to set up
Done
Guess I'll need to ban someone

@swift scarab want a chat for yourself?
I can do that
Do it
The moment you joined?
The VC
It's probably literally that the reason (I'm the funny one)
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♻️
Lautaro did it first
Also @swift scarab open stream again
Huh
@swift scarab it's still off
U know that vc has chat as well
Do I look like I care
i don't even know how you look
Exactly
dude i swear that random japanese guy knows how to make something random into good content
https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1616493227284254720?t=HXBAs6LEUceVk-XfkDW3Rg&s=19
Good evening brainfart
introducing the hottest new religion: xerism. all you need to do to be part of the xerist faith is read this tweet and reply to it: "xerism is real mother fucker"
285
we live
damn i missed it


also tugusten isnt a real thing
found the original
has no text
the meme is a lie
Tungsten, or wolfram, is a chemical element with the symbol W and atomic number 74. Tungsten is a rare metal found naturally on Earth almost exclusively as compounds with other elements. It was identified as a new element in 1781 and first isolated as a metal in 1783. Its important ores include scheelite and wolframite, the latter lending the el...
fkn dumb ass

questioning my mental state because i made fun of someone misspelling stuff on porn, its 4ish am i do not have the energy
it's 3:34 AM here, so faka you
I'll prepare the dungeon 
Gonna make me act up

imma be honest finding the og image wasnt as hard as i thought it would be
took 1 minute
done
where
sent
real
best part is, i sorta recognized the artstyle, the artist is from an artistgroup that i like
Be sure to tuck her in at night boys 😢
If you don’t she’ll leave you for a roof Korean, which to be fair i would as well
"Then something just snapped, something inside of me. I didn't care anymore. I didn't care about being better than Kakarot, I didn't care about being a super saiyan. I didn't care if I lived. I didn't care about anything! And then.. It happened."
@LifeofBoris for the S.T.A.L.K.E.R video at the end
i should actually bash them over the head
🅱️e 🅱️p⭕ 🅱️ℹ️ smal
huh..?
pepto bismal
😔
Zoolander meme but it's Yakuza 0 #meme #yakuza0 #zoolander #zoolandermeme #animation #kiryukazuma #goromajima #rotoscope #rotoscopeanimation
Love oblivion
Joker was such a good movie
@grizzled meadow
Outlander...
unrealistic / 10 the push didnt miss 50 times and he didnt just use levitation to get over the counter
also they werent moving 1 mile per day run speed
Re-render with 60% speed
What?
Originally thought to belong to JaGay, but he just stole it off somewhere before I stole it from iFunny. phew!
brainshid
absolutely
gm brainfart
absolute banger when played with friends
take it
dwarfs+mining=great game
Morning
cock and stone
yes that is a picture i just took of a box of IV tubing in the warehouse at the hospital i work at
yup. no bitches no good night.
never been happier
I want those sounds so much
especially the sound when you fail a coinshot
this is a cursed meme that is doesn't seem cursed
That’s good man, women are in fact what you make of it, make a good life with one and you good, see them
Drinking for the first time in like 5 months and I almost sent furry porn because it looked like a meme 😭
Ohhb lmaoo
Tried, lad
the best thing to happened to me was finding a real person to talk about life and stuff you know
It’s never too late and never over you know
Long as two people exist you know
first of all
why do you have furry porn in your hard drive
Just do
personally I prefer framing it on my walls like grand victorian artwork
this is a problem Kato why tf do you have furry porn on your phone
i put my taskbar on the right side
i can understand it on pc
because on pc you can hide it
but you cannot hide it on your phone
@vocal forum
man i fell big brain stoopid
nice square ya got there
cant even load my own damn img ;-;
If I see it I just save it for later when I'm on my pc
Easy
aye atleast i have a role now xd
VELO PACK
nice sqaures yall got
Seems like a you issue
i had a skill issue
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Sure, me, why not?
Who?
skills# issue
the real skill issue is the friends we made along the way
Velo alt account incoming
this is the start of the velo saga
LMAO
Thought velo is maja for a sec
i would date second to last ngl
close enough to a girl that it basically doesnt matter
pfp checks out
LOL
what a chud 
isnt that dollar-store ban evasion
P!mute @vocal forum 2d Evading the consequences.
@vocal forum has been muted for 2 days.
LOL

incredible
Fuck around and find out
king shit
watch him do it again 
The consequences of what
then watch him get banned
That's an alt?
wana bet she gonna report server to discord for transphobia?
this is good
Ah so spending time on brainfart makes your ass larger. Noted.
i read the title a beakcore and was like: Damn, bird based electronica
spending more time in #931238326172794881 makes you ERP more
erp?
Tru dat 
does anyone here like machine girl?
electronic racial profiling 
👀

robophiles be losin they shit after this

caught yo ass
robophobe
like the robo chicks from atomic heart?

that trailer unlocked some deep-seated shit i didn't even know i had
OH WE TALKIN BOUT MUSIC
I like obscure artists more tho
How is your transition coming along
I kid I kid
im still relatively new to all this so i cant out hipster you but give it a wwhile
Now... They see what I see...
They all see...
breakcore always gives me morning after vibes
still drugs in system, just not enough to feel ok anymore 👀
The only thing I can say about that is:

lmao
Never been able to discern any piece of breakcore from another tbh
do you listen to passenger of shit?
My favorite band
what are those name 
Yea not a lot tho
nice
Play it. Max volume. On speakers. Trust me
You can trust me
play slicing up ya prick
Good production but its all samey
shits a banger
is that like clowncore or something?
Mr Bungle type beat
This is the full song but still not completed in a studio, still done on an iPod so it still isn't perfect but hell it is pretty damn good and it gets the job done. Please try and be nice.
We DO NOT OWN THIS SONG we simply covered it for entertainment purposes only.
that porterpotty sax solo was pretty kino though
That's not how you use kino you little slut
this is how i play guitar normally

don't tell me how to use kino
haha fuck you reaper

Traizyn-spreading
King needs his throne
subnautica?
yes
alright so i killed a reaper a ghost leviathan
now i need to kill a dragon
Good luck
i was going to go to lava zone anyway since i got the upgrades
can't see anything must be sneaky boys
Can you make it fasta
fetch me da red paint!
wrong reply im trippin
:D
Mewoo
could orks be immortal if they think it so?
Theoretically yes.
doubt any ork would want to be though
Doubt any ork could envision themselves as immortal

😳
they could be the bestest warboss
Morning
gm dutyer
good afternoon
Good night
Washing your hands before surgery used to be not normal
Some things stay not normal
And some things are normalized cuz we realize not normalizing them is sorta dumb
Honestly i could name a shitton of things that had to be normalized in order for them to be the normal we know right now
And many things that used to be normal but we moved on from them
So I see we have an intern moderator?
Huh?
Good morning
Good good
Ayy
You?
i have tea now
S5yn3t dude
Yeah that's why you normalize it
Good morning chat ❤️
Unpaid intern
Cuz it's not normal yet
I thought you meant skom
HELLO IVANNNN
Who is skom
❤️
Gmewning
I know of no skom
mwah
Wow this chat went 0 to 100 real quick lol

Look at this dude
Just loomin' there, but not throwing a bliks at us
This is the moderator equivalent of an armed artillery salvo just waiting
daily hansel posting
Ayo any gun loving americans in chat? I got questions
Come on man take the erp outta here
...
Meming? On MY brainfart!?
battlebit in 4 hours
where do you find these
da 
my moms like wheres the monitor we had at home? do you know where we put it?
and I'm like yeah I know I'm using it right now

@heady crow @real tinsel ❤️ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRnRUtMHGow
This is the opening for the 2003 new Turtles series. Enjoy
legendary theme
yo chat i got 3 pets now
Damn never even heard the english version
The finnish one is imprinted into my head tho
tmnt underrated cartoon
Ong
In the morning: cat goes rrrrrrrrrrring
NOOOO

not the cat alarm
will the sound come out of its butthole or mouth
that's a weird sentence
I loved that show it was so mature and dark compared to what came before it. Also just an akira bike slide in the intro 👌
If youre using facebook i dont consider you human anymore, you are a dinosaur that has somehow survived the extinction event
The shittiest and my only way of getting band updates 🤙
Stg it sucks so bad, i cant even scroll past a certain point bcs i dont have enough friends
A strong 40% of the feed is ads and posts from groups im not even in
Your bands only use facebook?
What are they, 80?
Its all a mix and match of Facebook, instagram, bandcamp and only sharing news through their record label
Some dont use facebook/insta, some are banned from bandcamp, some dont share anything apart from dropping a new album in shitty quality on bandcamp

I see
you already know
the last fight of the save right here
Never killed any leviathans really
Only zapped them with time bubble to scan
I don't feel like disturbing local ecosystem
well most of the time they just noclip through terrain and escape from you
fucking pussies
I think i fucked something up with my modlist
Day 3 and no artifacts in the garbage
I beat the game once on hardcore, nearly died twice bc I noclipped through terrain
Based
no debil
@limber lodge how fuckin boring is your life that you pm me insults everyday
I started new playthrough and I'm wondering where to make a base
utkaj
alo myshinka
Like keep it going, im just curious how
placzku
MYSHINKA OMG
killed one of them now time for the other one
Anyways
@ruby minnow ❤️
Anyone here played mortal shell?
nie japa
Cuz im thinking of downloading it
pobierz sobie iq
sammy?
All leviathans are named by community
Sammy is in the front of Aurora
Reminds you to watch your Seamoth
i either killed Steve or Samantha in those parts
do the leviathans have any canon nicknames or are they all community made
2 dragon leviathans down
Wouldn't make sense in canon
oh yeah right, you are the lone survivor
Burger King Foot Lettuce is my favourite
alright now its time to get some of that blue crystal stuff
I'M MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES JACK
CANT FRET OVER EVERY EGG
ale atencujsz beka ze nikt ci nie odpowiada hahsha nie masz kolegow?
p!translate EN ale atencujsz beka ze nikt ci nie odpowiada hahsha nie masz kolegow?
ale atencujsz beka ze nikt ci nie odpowiada hahsha nie masz kolegow?
but you attencujsz burp that no one answers you hahsha you don't have any friends?
The heck is going on in here this time
cum
wdym
Jesus christ they made chicken soup and it's so bad I cant finish this-
chicken soup slaps
how bad is it
who tf made it bad
i will eat him
No.
i would be happy to murder you in a mental hospital
i wonder how the quality of mental facilities is now compared to the older.....lobotomy times
Ξέρεις την γεύση της βραστής Πέτσας από κοτόπουλο? Τόσο άσχημα
disgusting
p!translate EN Ξέρεις την γεύση της βραστής Πέτσας από κοτόπουλο? Τόσο άσχημα
Ξέρεις την γεύση της βραστής Πέτσας από κοτόπουλο? Τόσο άσχημα
Do you know the taste of boiled Chicken Petsa? So bad
🥚actly
petsa is basically skin
Chicken skin
And a more comprehensible translation is "Do you know the taste of boiled chicken skin? It's that bad"
you forgot the word "know"
anyone know the original vid from this
TALK ABOUT TH- TALK ABOUT TH- 🗿 PENIS
PE PE PE PE PE PE PE PE
Me and who
Top g
They make this water put of babies
why does peters rifle look both like a lever action and a bolt action
it's got like scuffed extended mosin trigger guard
i was gonna say maybe a mosin but i ruled that out since Murica
Ofc not
well not because of that
but you know, you dont generally see them in american media that much unless the main bad guy is slavic or they are in a post soviet country

just woke up after sleeping 10 hours
Mood
time for more naps
Good shit, how did you sleep?
And good mornings








