🎪bruh-fart

[gentle saffron]

DILF status???

[queen finch]

me ?

[midnight tree]

not you dumbass

you're like 50 or sumn

[queen finch]

motherfucker im not that old

[midnight tree]

shut up

[muted raven]

sicc California and Ohio on each other

[gentle saffron]

New York is so beautiful 🥰

[muted raven]

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1063997905742077962/2E6330DD-4908-4AD3-992A-4E48ABFE360B.gif

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[hushed marsh]

that cant be new york city the subway isnt covered in piss and shit

[queen finch]

@heady crow on checkout

[gentle saffron]

YIPPEEEE

[heady crow]

doesent want to load for me

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/844309964708380673/968647645117677668/pigmemw.gif

[muted raven]

bro called fucking security

[gentle saffron]

i love sharks :) i swim with them sometimes

[midnight tree]

i'm glad i quit working security

tbh

[gentle saffron]

sounds like shit

couldnt be me

[muted raven]

iunno, some people like it

[solar obsidian]

classic

[muted raven]

i have a friend that works security, then rinses the restaurant for leftover booze

[hushed marsh]

i always assumed every security guard I walked past was too high to actually care

[midnight tree]

i worked nights bro

even in norway you get some fucked up people at night

[hushed marsh]

oh so you were for sure high all the time

[midnight tree]

nah i was just half asleep

[queen finch]

i hated doing secruity duty when i was in the army

you could sit in the pub all shift long

but you couldnt drink alcohol

[gentle saffron]

you were allowed to leave your post to begin with

[hushed marsh]

Considering you are German that must have been torture

[midnight tree]

met a guy who claimed he was the 3rd reincarnation of jesus christ and talked to me about spiritual power and illuminati monks for 20 minutes or so

[muted raven]

thats some god tier blueballing

[gentle saffron]

i see a mf do that and, believe it or not, straight to jail

[heady crow]

germans putting guards at their most important places aka pubs

[lapis zinc]

bone crawler my beloved

[queen finch]

well i was the UvD, which is an NCO thats the shift boss

so i could leave my post

[pastel quartz]

you can do it as a man as well

[heady crow]

[queen finch]

just had to check in on them from time to time

[gentle saffron]

not a lucrative enough market

[pastel quartz]

i make 70,000 dollars a year because of it

[hushed marsh]

You guys still drunk? Alright Im gonna go have another nap

[midnight tree]

the worst part was guarding the hospital at night god damn i never want to see a dementia patient again

[queen finch]

we have pubs on base in the german army, sorta like a kiosk with a resturant and a pub in it

[pastel quartz]

wtf

[queen finch]

sometimes they even have a projector with a big screen to watch movies on

or soccer games

[gentle saffron]

i avoid being on base as much as possible

[midnight tree]

saw a guy overdose on GHB once that was kinda funny

[gentle saffron]

i cannot wait to leave the military behind

[heady crow]

sadly we dont have those here but you can freely leave the base during evening free time

[gentle saffron]

this shit is wack

[muted raven]

yeah imagine how i felt doing night shifts in some of the nastier wards at the hospital

[hushed marsh]

I worked at a hospital as a volunteer, shit gets crazy always

[queen finch]

kek how much do you have left ?

[gentle saffron]

2 years

[primal kiln]

yikes

[gentle saffron]

signed a 6 yr contract

[queen finch]

[primal kiln]

get that bonus bitch

[hushed marsh]

ouch

[slim osprey]

Why would you be looking for a girl, when you can be looking for a femboy?

[queen finch]

thats nothing

[midnight tree]

i just got sent wherever they had the most rowdy motherfucker at the time

[primal kiln]

I'm glad I didn't end up joining the army

[queen finch]

i served for 18 years, and i feel like im actually retarded now due to my service

[muted raven]

okay thats valid

[gentle saffron]

18 years, bruh

im over it after 4

[hushed marsh]

Norway's most violent patients

[primal kiln]

what branch Gator

[gentle saffron]

air force, and before you say chair force or something, i am aircraft maintenance. i never see a chair to begin with.

[primal kiln]

I mean

you could have said Marines or something

[hushed marsh]

do you fix the chairs?

[gentle saffron]

i wish

[primal kiln]

why do you hate it so much

[gentle saffron]

fighter jets are very annoying

[muted raven]

i can imagine

[gentle saffron]

they always have something wrong

[midnight tree]

there was a guy i watched over once that had drank a fuckton of hand sanitizer, got sent to the ER, got sent to a medical ward, STOLE MORE HAND SANITIZER FROM THE MEDICAL WARD, got released, drank all the hand sanitizer he stole and then got sent back to the ER

he was a riot

he wanted like 7 glasses of apple juice throughout the night

[gentle saffron]

i also hate it because i feel like the US military is not at all a righteous or worthwhile place to be

[primal kiln]

based?

[hushed marsh]

hey, if I was offered free apple juice Id also do it

[midnight tree]

real

[gentle saffron]

i havent done anything worth thanking me for

[primal kiln]

I don't really know what makes a workplace Righteous

[gentle saffron]

the sense of purpose is lacking

[midnight tree]

big booty bitches

[primal kiln]

I mean, I do background checks and asset investigations for a living, but it puts mobile app ordered food in front of my door

[gentle saffron]

i feel like im just wasting away and doing fuck all

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/iamgoingmentallyinsane-insane-crazy-cat-kitty-gif-21273974

[hushed marsh]

the job I want will keep me in school until Im 30 sadly, afterwards it will be worth it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/despite-all-my-rage-despite-cat-gif-24628181

[heady crow]

logistics/maintenance 😭

[primal kiln]

I was in school until I was like, 26 / 27 ?

[pastel quartz]

ground force

[gentle saffron]

i am going to school for an IT degree so i can actually do what i enjoy at least

[hushed marsh]

30, then I have to do residency, so thats fun

[primal kiln]

You could just do aircraft maintenance for major carriers when you get out and make like twice the money

[queen finch]

gotta get them thigh highs

[heady crow]

a couple of my friends went to a air force brigade bcs its the closest, went to maintenance and got passed to lapland 3 months later

[muted raven]

and im taking my sweet time finishing up getting my med degree but itll get better

[gentle saffron]

id rather die than work for those fucking ratheon shills

[primal kiln]

No I mean like United or Delta or something

[gentle saffron]

those companies can rot in hell, warmongering fucks

[hushed marsh]

I took a bit to actually start it but Im in the deep end now

[gentle saffron]

oh yeah those are fine tho

commercial airlines are cool

[primal kiln]

I have friends who work for Booz and Ratheon

seems like a pain in the ass

[hushed marsh]

The prize at the end is making more money than Ill ever need

[gentle saffron]

i dont really like the maintenance environment tho, i have no idea if its better civilian side, but in the military it feels like a repeat of high school except with fighter jets

[midnight tree]

i know a guy working for Honeywell

[gentle saffron]

everyone is so, weird i guess? too worried about what others are doinng

[midnight tree]

they make mostly military tech stuff

[gentle saffron]

yeah i deal with honeywell tech

[primal kiln]

I do diligence work for like, huge investment banks and such mostly

[muted raven]

so did you start late or are you specializing

[midnight tree]

it would be very funny if you fucked them over somehow

[gentle saffron]

im still young so i got time to get my shit together

22 isnt too late to make a better life

[hushed marsh]

Bit of both, I had a lot of health problems in my late teens, early 20s

[primal kiln]

Nah, they put food on my table and they'd figure it out pretty quickly

at least the ones who actually read the reports

which is about 50 / 50

[hushed marsh]

So Ive only got it running at full speed now that Ive learned to live with em

[muted raven]

yeah tell me about it, im 3 years late because of a myriad of reasons

[primal kiln]

its nice doing reports where you know the client is actually interested in your research

[gentle saffron]

my back is not supposed to feel this way at my age

[primal kiln]

since you have some motivation to actually be comprehensive

[gentle saffron]

everything hurts :)

[hushed marsh]

Im getting close to the point Ill be able to walk with just a cane, if I keep improving like this so

[midnight tree]

got fucked out of my apprenticeship by a spinal prolapse

[hushed marsh]

Thats absolutely made my life better

[primal kiln]

giga based?

[midnight tree]

spine problems are fucking dumb

why can't i just get a better spine

[gentle saffron]

casually saying you killed thousands and dont regret it one bit

[midnight tree]

who hasn't

amirite fellas

[hushed marsh]

killed thousands of braincells

[midnight tree]

yes

[muted raven]

dudes just fucking done with it really

[midnight tree]

nothing will stop me from wiping out ever single braincell left in my head

[primal kiln]

I mean I probably prevented someone from getting a job with the last background check I submitted, but the guy abused his wife so I don't feel bad about it

for the best

and he's one of those thin blue lines cunts

[hushed marsh]

Fuck em

[muted raven]

also lol, people with spinal problems. my brothers

[midnight tree]

will do

[hushed marsh]

Mine is all in my legs, to my pelvis

The rest of my body works fine

[primal kiln]

My pain is back pain from sitting in an office chair all day

[muted raven]

i was uhhh

[primal kiln]

and getting fat eating junk food

[muted raven]

lumbal scoliosis and spina bifida

[primal kiln]

since I'm just an office wage slave

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-yeah-uh-gif-4392934

[muted raven]

but its not too late for me yet

[midnight tree]

my pain is from lifting too much shit with bad form when i was like 16

[hushed marsh]

I used to not be able to walk at all, but now I am starting to manage with just a cane

[midnight tree]

cane user?

this is based

[primal kiln]

I got a Herman Miller for christmas though, and its extremely comfortable

[midnight tree]

twack people on the head with that shit

[hushed marsh]

I plan on making my own sometime

Out of wood I gather myself

thats my ultimate victory

[muted raven]

yeah i know a lot or gymbros like you. luckily my dumbass didn't get into weightlifting at that age and did bodyweight only

[midnight tree]

real

[muted raven]

but bar pull-ups fucking ruined my right shoulder

[midnight tree]

nah i got an apprenticeship as a tinsmith and i got sent to do all the heavy lifting

[muted raven]

ahhh

[queen finch]

nothing about me is straight, im so homosexual not even my spine is straight anymore

[midnight tree]

working out was what kept my spine from completely collapsing

[hushed marsh]

Plus I mean if you saw a doctor with a cool custom cane you'd trust them

So I might as well play into that

[midnight tree]

put a bird skull on it

that would be fuckin rad

[muted raven]

soo when does the vicodin come in

[hushed marsh]

Im not House lol

[muted raven]

to complement the set

[midnight tree]

who?

the fellow from new vegas?

[hushed marsh]

TV show character

A doctor with a cane who popped vicodin constantly

[midnight tree]

based

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/313329424147808256/1065959003609382962/w6jwfIKaQnY.png?width=530&height=662

[heady crow]

the just like me character?

[primal kiln]

damn, wanna touch dicks?

[queen finch]

naw im already committed

[hushed marsh]

I mean do they expect to surround you with sweaty men all the time and for you to not turn out gay)

Military has some weird perceptions on that one

[midnight tree]

i loved when this sorta music came on the radio when i did my nightly rounds fr

[queen finch]

grandpa got lost on his way to therapy and ended up in the NVA

[primal kiln]

I'm level 99 in RS2

[midnight tree]

real

[primal kiln]

and I haven't played it in like a year

or more

[hushed marsh]

WENDJY'S

[heady crow]

if waterpolo made me bi i dont know what to expect of the military

[hushed marsh]

You're fucked

[midnight tree]

WENDJY'S

[heady crow]

i hope so

[hushed marsh]

babe its sauna time

[hoary elk]

Stolen 😿

[midnight tree]

i will join the norwegian military so we can bang if our militaries ever have any practice operation together

[heady crow]

bet

[hushed marsh]

no Swedes though

[midnight tree]

no swedes

they should all stay in their holes

[hoary elk]

pobre gatito

[heady crow]

you got a good chance of getting a finnish citizenship too

ez way to pass the language test for swedish since ur norwegian

[heady crow]

did those msgs upload in the right order even

[hoary elk]

swedes are real???

[hushed marsh]

All bruno has told me about Finland is that its cold, and covered in forests, so Im reminded of home

[primal kiln]

I wish I could get Finnish citizenship

[midnight tree]

finland is like norway but more sami

[primal kiln]

suomi

[heady crow]

dont forget rampant alcoholism

[hushed marsh]

and the lakes

[midnight tree]

whatever

[hushed marsh]

yeah it is just Canada

[heady crow]

and actual lakes instead of mountains and fjords

[midnight tree]

sami is soumi in norwegian

[heady crow]

you talking about my country or the people group?

[midnight tree]

you better watch yo mouth before i make a lake out of your ass

[hushed marsh]

Sapmi is the location, Sami are the people right?

[heady crow]

afdljafhdsjfjhl

[ocean pulsar]

isn't suomi finland

[midnight tree]

what the fuck are we talking about anymore

[muted raven]

[midnight tree]

i am confused

[hushed marsh]

who knows

[heady crow]

ye

[midnight tree]

where are the soumi boys

[heady crow]

ye

[hushed marsh]

it got really nordic all of the sudden

[ocean pulsar]

ye

[heady crow]

idk

estonia cant into nordicks

is all i know

[midnight tree]

what

[hushed marsh]

they're cursed to be baltic

[hoary elk]

💀

[midnight tree]

real

[muted raven]

you kinda scrambled brunos brain

[ocean pulsar]

I got a lot of estonski friends

[heady crow]

i wish he would 🥴

[muted raven]

ayo he already did

[hushed marsh]

Estonians when you tell them they are actually next to Latvia and Lithuania

[heady crow]

estonians are nice. Sad that all major cities are just full of russians

[hushed marsh]

[ocean pulsar]

ye they're homies

[hoary elk]

there were 5 kinds of oatmeal at the supermarket

[midnight tree]

buy them all

[heady crow]

and you bought muesli

[hushed marsh]

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/920840492558729237.webp?size=96&quality=lossless

[heady crow]

omg blåhaj

[hushed marsh]

[midnight tree]

smh it's spelled blåhaj

[hoary elk]

Why tf the quaker one got like 60 extra calories i have no idea

[midnight tree]

not blahaj

[muted raven]

canada made colorful blahaj too

[hushed marsh]

I dont have å on my keyboard

[midnight tree]

GET ONE

GET THE Å

[heady crow]

get a new keyboard

shouldnt be that hard to find nordic layouts

[muted raven]

no

[hoary elk]

ñ better

[hushed marsh]

I need my CMS keyboard :(

[midnight tree]

ÆØÅ BIIIIIITCH

WOOOOOOOOOO

[muted raven]

⅛

same thing

[heady crow]

avg finnish woman

[hushed marsh]

so I can do this É

[midnight tree]

you when i sit on you

[heady crow]

i cant do that

[muted raven]

here look, canada made a shiny version

[heady crow]

prove it

[midnight tree]

é

[heady crow]

(i want to be dominated)

[heady crow]

é

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/aawagga-gif-22507363

[primal kiln]

poor Lumi

[midnight tree]

can you handle my 90kg ass bro

[hushed marsh]

DAMN

[muted raven]

lumi is different tho

[heady crow]

🥴

[muted raven]

built alternatively

[heady crow]

ill hip thrust you for reps

[hushed marsh]

Im going to visit Finland eventually

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-mr-beast-gif-25629645

[midnight tree]

i hip thrust like a mf

[hushed marsh]

it and, Iceland, are on my bucketlist

[midnight tree]

go to Svalbard

there is a single town there and also an abandoned one

[heady crow]

if you ever do ill take you to a traditional finnish wood fired sauna if you want so

[hushed marsh]

I might as well just go to Norway too

All 3 sound like a fun vacation

[heady crow]

roadtrip around the nordicks

(skip sweden)

and denmark tbh

[midnight tree]

in Svalbard it's illegal to leave town without a gun because of polar bears

[heady crow]

theres legoland there tho

[midnight tree]

[hushed marsh]

Thats the bit in the far north right?

[midnight tree]

yes

it's illegal to die in svalbard

[hushed marsh]

Here is the problem with Denmark, is has no single notable landmark

or like location

[midnight tree]

so don't get any funny ideas

[heady crow]

im about to commit a crime

[midnight tree]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/red-buzzer-asian-got-talents-buzzer-gif-16981074

legoland

[hushed marsh]

I have zero interest in Denmark it just seems like there isnt anything there

besides legoland

[heady crow]

thats all they are known for

[midnight tree]

demark has Kristiania

or however it's spelled

anyway it's a place where people openly sell weed n shit

[hushed marsh]

who cares, there are no danes here to be mad about it

[midnight tree]

when i last visited there all the israeli hash was untouched

(political)

[hushed marsh]

yeah but I dont need to leave Canada for that

I can go downtown to like some place called the Smoke Zone and buy weed from the sketchiest people ever

[heady crow]

there was this one norwegian who got mad and called me racist after i said i hate the language and told him that norgays have their heads pushed up their asses

[hushed marsh]

and walk by a cop on the way out

[heady crow]

found that one nordic mf who doesent banter

[midnight tree]

lmao

(i would kill you if you said that to me)

[heady crow]

[hushed marsh]

see but its funny, because you also live near them

[heady crow]

casual racism in my brainfart? No way

[hushed marsh]

if I said it wouldnt be funny

but you're Finnish so it is

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/peyton-royce-thats-what-im-sayin-wwe-up-up-down-down-gif-12828079

we are like a dysfunctional family

[midnight tree]

we playing house?

[hushed marsh]

Canada technically shares a land border with Denmark as of like a year ago

[midnight tree]

dibs on being the dad

[heady crow]

ill be the youngest child

[hushed marsh]

We split and island in the middle of nowhere in half with Greenland

[midnight tree]

you and your little island dispute

[muted raven]

people here do scrims for competitive racism

[hushed marsh]

we agreed to cut it in half

Its now a real Canada-Denmark land border

its cursed

[midnight tree]

bruh moment

[heady crow]

dont yall change the flag in the center of the island and leave behind a bottle of alcohol behind at times?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

the navy would show up

and I think we left whiskey

and they left schnapps

[muted raven]

"cut it in half" always works when it comes to borders

[heady crow]

most hostile canadian conflict

[hushed marsh]

Canada's conflict has always been with itself

Im Québécois you can trust me on that

[midnight tree]

Canada's conflict has always been with itself (france)

[heady crow]

yall got a great black metal scene

[ocean pulsar]

the snoot droops

[midnight tree]

snoopa

[muted raven]

[hushed marsh]

Its because everyone is depressed

[heavy peak]

The droop snoot

[heady crow]

prolly, half of the lyrics are either about depression and the other half patriotism

[hushed marsh]

Did you know Quebec used to have a biker war problem

[heady crow]

now i do

[hushed marsh]

for like a decade biker gangs in Quebec would actively murder each other constantly

[midnight tree]

scandinavia had that too

that was epic

[hushed marsh]

It took co-operation from like 4 provinces and thousands of arrests to stop it

[muted raven]

sounds like a self-solving problem but okay

[hushed marsh]

nah there are always enough people mad at the Anglos to start doing violent things

[heady crow]

fuck even is quebec separatism

[hushed marsh]

Total separation from Canada

Quebec Nationalism

[midnight tree]

fuck quebec

i barely know that it's in canada

[heady crow]

ah right makes sense

[orchid robin]

sooooo anyone here remember when epic games was giving away death stranding for free on christmas?

[heady crow]

me

[orchid robin]

yeah soooooo

[hushed marsh]

Marxist Radical Quebec Nationals used to shoot at cops for like all of the 70s

[orchid robin]

this will sound controversial but

im enjoying it

[heady crow]

???

thats alot to unpack

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

[heady crow]

i mean ye it doesent seem too bad

[midnight tree]

would be based if not for the fact they were commies

[midnight tree]

based strolling enjoyer

[heady crow]

better than being fascist

[grim sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-cute-gif-19686188

[hushed marsh]

To be fair, the RCMP is typical

[orchid robin]

true

[heady crow]

[hushed marsh]

North American police force

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/887792460007374888/1064992561720209508/caption-2-1.gif

[orchid robin]

to be honest

[hushed marsh]

They're not good, to say the least

[orchid robin]

im enjoying it more then cyberpunk rn

[heady crow]

based

[hushed marsh]

Im a huge Kojima fan, so I liked Death Stranding

I also think it flew over people's heads

Which I dont blame the people themselves for

[orchid robin]

like dont get me wrong cyberpunks lore and extra bits of worldbuilding are neat and i like them

but thats all there is to it

[hushed marsh]

his games can be a bit abstract for some

[muted raven]

acquired taste comes to mind

[orchid robin]

its really lacking in gameplay and world exploration

[hushed marsh]

I however love Kojima's unapologetic commitment to making the games he wants to make

[orchid robin]

meanwhile death strandings gameplay aka just fuckin walking has me more engaged

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid2-mgs2-raiden-mgs-metal-gear-solid_2-gif-24541536

why did kojima make this

[heady crow]

dead space is a jumpscare simulator with dogass controlls but had me more engaged than most games

[hushed marsh]

We will never know

we cannot unpack Kojima

[heady crow]

more games including that androgynous cybernetic twink the better

[muted raven]

dead space 1 only for me

[midnight tree]

unpack deez nuts

[orchid robin]

the trailer clearly showed what the gameplay would be like but for some reason people still acted dissapointed

[ocean pulsar]

this go hard

[hushed marsh]

They always do

[orchid robin]

you know what ive noticed?

[quartz saffron]

Btw I just got my essay final graded ||I used Ai to write the Abstract/introduction/conclusion|| I got an A

[hushed marsh]

you can blame the reddit wormhole of hive mind opinions every time anything game related comes out

[heady crow]

[heady crow]

thank you for the idea rav

[midnight tree]

based

[hushed marsh]

If they didnt notice thats their problem, not yours

[muted raven]

that deserves an A in my book, also based

[hushed marsh]

Enjoy the A

[quartz saffron]

Pro tip: Use two AI To write it. Chatgbt for the heavy lifting (it cannot do citations, avoid using it for the body) and Quillbot (paraphrasing Ai)

Double check and rewrite or rearrange in your own words

[hushed marsh]

Yeah

Use it to do your draft

[orchid robin]

that in steam where you actually have to buy the game to review it, the people that bought it really liked it, same with the last of us 2. Its mostly people that dont even play these games but just watch a poorly made video with the most shit takes and then go on metacritic to bomb it and continue the spiral or mindless screeching

[muted raven]

cutting as many corners and still succeeding is a very good life skill to learn

[heady crow]

and ruin it by translating it to finnish
well tbf iirc chatgbt can handle finnish too

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1066100153133568031/e13728dd7251dd3cb01b98b868a1d7c66154ce75ef57399bec184a170fd07788_1.jpg2.jpg

[quartz saffron]

Make sure when you use chatgbt to offer it to write in “your writing style” then give it an example

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[hushed marsh]

if you understand it enough to work it into a paper that seems legit then Id argue you do know what you are talking about

[quartz saffron]

Work smarter not harder

[midnight tree]

work sharter

[muted raven]

yeah pretty much

wait no

BRO

[heady crow]

inb4 bcs of ai well go back to pen and paper type beat at schools

[midnight tree]

[hushed marsh]

Im so glad I dont have to write anything like my parents did

I love computers

[midnight tree]

i love my puter

[heady crow]

nah i coulndt handle to write my finals with a pen

[midnight tree]

all the femboys are inside of it

[hushed marsh]

Id actually have to get new wrists

[ocean pulsar]

i hate puter make me feel retarded

[heady crow]

wish youd be inside me

wait ayoohh??

[midnight tree]

real

[hushed marsh]

ayo?

[orchid robin]

mate during my finals i had to write python code with a pen and paper

[muted raven]

ayo

[hushed marsh]

id rather kms

[heady crow]

nah 😭

[midnight tree]

bet

[heady crow]

aight

ill continue the cut till i achieve a twink like physique and hop on a cruise ship there

[orchid robin]

yeah i also hated it but had to power through

got that 18.6/20

[midnight tree]

i will continue to lift and get more buff

[hushed marsh]

One of my exams in my last grade High school was supposed to be a 10 min presentation of a paper

[heady crow]

be sure to manhandle me

[midnight tree]

i will await your arrival

[muted raven]

we're gonna need a bonk emote in here to keep bruno in check

[hushed marsh]

but my teacher had to pass kidney stones 2 days before

[muted raven]

[hushed marsh]

so he bought cookies at a grocery store

and let us watch a movie during our exam time

[queen finch]

ill happily manhandle you~

[midnight tree]

back off wehraboo

[grizzled meadow]

Not in sync, 7.5/10

[midnight tree]

he's mine

[hushed marsh]

nice Pfp falco

[midnight tree]

lmao

[queen finch]

im not a wehraboo

[midnight tree]

shut up

[queen finch]

fucking gift recommendations

[heady crow]

you already have a boytoy twink malewife called Balthasar or something no?

[hushed marsh]

Bathsaltsar

[queen finch]

Elias you dumbass

[heady crow]

my bad

[midnight tree]

fitzgerald?

[orchid robin]

start chanting something in latin, quick

[queen finch]

and its not a malewife

[heady crow]

my bad

[queen finch]

id never ever in my life marry again

[heady crow]

my bad :(

[orchid robin]

Carthago delenda est.Carthago delenda est.Carthago delenda est.

[muted raven]

never again

[hushed marsh]

the army made him gay)

[midnight tree]

i'm not gey tho

[midnight tree]

this could be us but you keep playing

[midnight tree]

real

[hushed marsh]

demon core my beloved

[grizzled meadow]

Who pinged me

[heady crow]

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres

[queen finch]

i did, cuz i replied to the wrong person

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-maybe-sex-cirno-touhou-gif-26449530

[orchid robin]

i only know "CARTHAGE MUST DIE" in latin, dont make me learn more

[hushed marsh]

Punic War Pilled

[queen finch]

Carthage ? mind handing me the salt ?

[midnight tree]

more like penis war

[hushed marsh]

woa

what the fuck!!!

[heady crow]

its the opening line to the Gallic War by Caesar cmoon

[queen finch]

i bet brüno is hung like a horse

[eager quest]

oggi ale 10:08 pm
@grizzled meadow [Nuclear] 1984 eat my pasta

what

i never did the ping

[orchid robin]

the first,second or third

[eager quest]

wtf

it was supposed to be greyed out

[heady crow]

nah

[queen finch]

@heady crow

[eager quest]

@grizzled meadow [Nuclear] 1984

ok nice shit app

[muted raven]

oops, bustedddd

[heady crow]

its like 16cm or something

[eager quest]

my joke got ruined

[queen finch]

pretty decent

[heady crow]

you when you turn 40?

[queen finch]

im not a femboy

[hushed marsh]

not yet

[eager quest]

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[queen finch]

im just old

[heady crow]

but you dont look even 30

[midnight tree]

this means i get to top

[orchid robin]

reject modernity, become femboy

[heady crow]

something we agree on

[midnight tree]

less go

[hushed marsh]

its bigger dick means you top right

[queen finch]

lol

[midnight tree]

yes

[hushed marsh]

thems the rules

[orchid robin]

we talking dick sizes now?

[heady crow]

ye

[orchid robin]

okay lemme grab a ruler

[hushed marsh]

I got rid of mine so Im out

[orchid robin]

jk you guys are not learning about that

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748295326837768222/1051449464373657620/Screenshot_20221211-1144252.png

i love this quote

[orchid robin]

disqualified

[muted raven]

"its average"

[midnight tree]

get a new ruler then

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1066102680906387576/Fm5JRLoaAAcHCcE.png

[heady crow]

i mean we already talked about it in dms so

[orchid robin]

by what country's standard tho

[narrow briar]

what's up random internet people

[queen finch]

@solar obsidian

[muted raven]

iunno you tell me

[hushed marsh]

Not much, Im gonna go do anything else now

[orchid robin]

I LITERALLY SAID IT AS A JOKE

[hushed marsh]

Cya guys later

[midnight tree]

baiiiiii!!!

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-halpert-face-yeah-ok-then-sure-gif-13416222

[orchid robin]

bruno actually believes its 30cm

[heady crow]

bye moon :3
was fun seeing you around here agaiin

[eager quest]

stuck a ruler up your ass?

[hushed marsh]

For sure! Ill come say hi another time for sure

[heady crow]

nah that its -10cm

[eager quest]

oh measured his dick

nvm

[muted raven]

yes Bulgaria is basically a 3rd world country (despite technically being 2nd)

[orchid robin]

ooohhhhhhhh, i thought you meant the non-self deprecatory joke

[muted raven]

but we try really hard

[hushed marsh]

Just as long as the retards dont show up again

You know how it is

[heady crow]

2nd world country only behind srbija ☝️

[orchid robin]

nah thats the 2019 incident

[eager quest]

serbia > bulgaria

[queen finch]

@grizzled meadow in his free time

[midnight tree]

[narrow briar]

I do indeed have a 30cm ruler somewhere, it's made out of PCB. I use it to prop up my laptop so it's got better breathing, heh.

[muted raven]

define "behind"

[heady crow]

no

[queen finch]

ill be behind you in a minute

[muted raven]

hell naw

[narrow briar]

Anyway, random pass-by raid complete. A mimir time. bye guys

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-cat-kitty-neko-atsume-vr-speech-bubble-gif-25743386

[muted raven]

wtf you mean no

[eager quest]

bro aint been rejected before

[grizzled meadow]

[muted raven]

im not gonna chew you out

[eager quest]

chew deez nuts

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/chunky-milk-gif-22396762

[heady crow]

its up to interpetation

[muted raven]

[solar obsidian]

can i post a meme with taliban in it holding an rpg rocket? it's a wholesome and not offensive meme for real

[heady crow]

in my dms yes

[grizzled meadow]

Go in my dms

[midnight tree]

send him a dick pic instead

that would be funny

[heady crow]

how about YOU send ME one

[muted raven]

what's the worst that could happen

(Falco laughs at it)

[eager quest]

i remember i saw an edited vid of some idk what fighters on a field (it was somewhere sandy and desert-like) and this one dude fires an rpg and some fucking moron walks like 1 meter behind it, gets completely flopped to the ground and hes covered in a blanket "a mimir"

[midnight tree]

maybe i WILL

[queen finch]

damn bro youre thirsty af

[muted raven]

agreed

[queen finch]

you really want that D

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1066104004888760330/1a967280386355af6dfa6066fda421044a177bf4d953c0cadfe42b5fa55d9334_1.jpg.jpg

[languid rapids]

can I see it

[heady crow]

its dip so

[midnight tree]

haven't you already sent me one

for the ball inspection

[heady crow]

idk hes sent me one

[eager quest]

k im gonna dip

[queen finch]

foreskin inspection

[eager quest]

too much homosexuality

[midnight tree]

right

[eager quest]

goodbye

[midnight tree]

right

[heady crow]

right

[queen finch]

[orchid robin]

how many dick pics have you received, like overall throughout your career

the most i know one guy got was like 7-8

[queen finch]

"career" like its his fucking job

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-answer-i-dont-want-to-on-the-grounds-suits-refuse-gif-15778577

[orchid robin]

from diff dudes

[midnight tree]

i've gotten two thus far

[heady crow]

its about to be 3 in a bit

[midnight tree]

bet

[solar obsidian]

sorry no taliban meme, it could be controversal

[muted raven]

asking like its hard to get those

[midnight tree]

send it

[queen finch]

i prefer them hard~

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow can you send me the meme in dms

[muted raven]

naw im just saying all you gotta do is give your profile a girl avatar and a cute name

and you'll get those daily

[solar obsidian]

here, have a real life spooderman

[midnight tree]

where is the gachimuchi

[queen finch]

thats a dude

[midnight tree]

don't smile because it's over
cry because it happened

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-football-steve-rambo-throwing-steve-rambo-steve-rambo-gif-18789475

this fucking nudity filter

i hate it

[queen finch]

GACHI ISNT NUDITY

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-rambo-football-steve-rambo-throwing-steve-rambo-steve-rambo-gif-18789475

[muted raven]

its called gachimuchi, and its art

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-jacket-hotline-miami-funny-chicken-gif-19310204

[eager quest]

is that who i think it is again

[heady crow]

do you like hurting people?

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1066104963434020954/Toughitchyunforeseen_974785_10195155.mp4

[heady crow]

yeah

[languid rapids]

this is the best one of these I have ever seen tbh

[eager quest]

are you

attracted

[grizzled meadow]

@uncut obsidian

[heady crow]

yeah

[eager quest]

deepfake is a thing

yo sorry my cat

didnt mean to type that

[queen finch]

@heady crow @grizzled meadow

[languid rapids]

who is that

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-force-unleashed-gif-23620078

[narrow briar]

...hol' up. Have I just been called a retard?

[languid rapids]

sorry didnt reply who is that

[eager quest]

idk have you

[muted raven]

oh fuck the polish tractor driver is here

[narrow briar]

idk either

[languid rapids]

how do you not know?

[midnight tree]

real

[narrow briar]

That's generally the case when someone makes certain allusions that you aren't quite sure about, fam

[muted raven]

oh right

we had someone ghost pinging people calling them retards

so yes you mightve

[stone blade]

Can confirm

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-tone-watch-your-tone-watch-your-gif-24091847

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209935373646692352/1061877641390592060/IRS.mp4

[narrow briar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986693550504837202/1065966176766808124/gleb-bystrow-jsdj5pdpfgm.jpg

[midnight tree]

wow

2 dollars

[narrow briar]

Stalker economy be like

[orchid robin]

russian economy be like

[narrow briar]

Soon to be Polish economy be like

[orchid robin]

greece is already there but without the inflation, just low wages and high prices

[eager quest]

when someone asks me what the quote of the day is

i tell them

"California is like Hell, except one of 'em doesn't have high housing costs."

[woeful lance]

let california secede from the union so we can invade and remove all californians from existence

[narrow briar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559084842294444033/1066108067244150875/Fiv5xIPUUAAi-Z-.jpg

[midnight tree]

@heady crow oiled up twerking competition between me and maxim

who wins

[hushed marsh]

A+ you are top of the class

[narrow briar]

Well technically this isn't explicitly forbidden anywhere

[heady crow]

Emiru?

[languid rapids]

found the guy putting hotdogs in ventillation systems

[midnight tree]

took my food waste out today because it started to smell like someone boiled a turd in my trashcan

[hushed marsh]

my friend who is very high rn disagrees with you

[languid rapids]

https://tenor.com/bOCpl.gif

[hushed marsh]

https://i.gyazo.com/7ee435a2dafa2f8c7f6b1e965354a485.png

[heady crow]

Havent seen maxim but id be suprised if you lost to anyone

[narrow briar]

Lmao. Nah my dud, I'm the one who repairs them.

[languid rapids]

typical hotdog party simp

[quartz saffron]

https://youtu.be/2F0Tf89TyCE

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1066110106439274567/d87fd887161b4a882afb2d9872e6d81443d64e268f0f5d03639e8e0a56c6fe01_1.jpg2.jpg

[languid rapids]

snopes fact finding has found this statement to be false

[narrow briar]

Tru dat. I currently build new ones.

[quartz saffron]

You from California too?

🤝

[eager quest]

no lol

[narrow briar]

I mean. When not brainfarting.

[quartz saffron]

Oh wel nvm, I take that back

[midnight tree]

damn

this dude for california

get his ass

[languid rapids]

ssshhh nobody report me to mods for politikz

no oggi alle

[midnight tree]

show him a picture of something that isn't a concrete street

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/touch-grass-grass-osu-go-touch-grass-tiktok-grass-gif-25972009

[midnight tree]

average californian

[languid rapids]

i thought "wait is that astolfo modded into osu start screen" and it wasnt. this is not accurate

[quartz saffron]

Gas isn’t that high for a while, but damn when it was hittin 6-7 dollars

Bruh, I didn’t even want to go outside at all

Fucking gas companies racking in the cash, wtf

[midnight tree]

we should just kill them

[quartz saffron]

Corpos run this country

[midnight tree]

i know

[quartz saffron]

You’ll just be doing them a favor By killing the competition

[undone wave]

Kill those guys too

[midnight tree]

yeah

smh

it's literally that easy

[muted raven]

[orchid robin]

sooooooo......what the communists want to do?

[undone wave]

Why can't we (USA) be trainpilled

[narrow briar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/881297993792368681/1066083191154294794/cb24b5e02d83725fe123282225b10eb68afce4911082d4349e4bfc39d7410b14_1.jpg2.jpg

[undone wave]

OH NOOOOO

[midnight tree]

cucks

[undone wave]

EGGMAN NOOO

[hushed marsh]

https://vxtwitter.com/BornAKang/status/1615111633692499989?t=nK2NoZ_VN-nuhSern1Hx6A&s=19

anomaly

[narrow briar]

[quartz saffron]

Because clowns like Elon musk wants to build stupid underground tunnels for his Tesla cars, totally not an inefficient subway system. Instead of actual high speed public transport like the rest of the world

[hushed marsh]

Isnt he trying to build tunnels only wide enough for the cars

a seriously dangerous idea

[quartz saffron]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5hEPbQyJ90Q?feature=share

[midnight tree]

yes

[undone wave]

Tesla's when they see a child

[quartz saffron]

He also killed the public transport plan for California for his stupid Hyperloop that never went anywhere

[undone wave]

That pitbull was based for eating that tesla

[quartz saffron]

So no train pill

Sadly

[narrow briar]

Who expects anything serious from a company that made EVs their selling point anyway

[hushed marsh]

Every tesla i see will meet a rock

[undone wave]

Almost like he's running an intentional grift to murder any chances of us having public transport

[muted raven]

elon is doing 80 hour work weeks doing the longest lines of coke

[midnight tree]

norway is the biggest importer of those abominations

smh my head

[narrow briar]

Or anything reasonable from any part of the US anyways

[hushed marsh]

There was a guy in finland who was charged 30000$ to get his fixed so he spent the money on putting a

[undone wave]

Tesla vs my concealed carry AT-4

[hushed marsh]

V8 muscle car engine in it instead

[narrow briar]

<- avid US electrical system hater

[midnight tree]

ZASED

[languid rapids]

that was actually super hilarious

[undone wave]

Texas to be like that

[muted raven]

there was a guy that blew up his tesla instead of changing the battery in it because it was cheaper

[narrow briar]

That's kinda based indeed

[undone wave]

Firefighters watching a family of 4 burn to death behind their bullet proof windows

[scarlet viper]

good

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-gif-25303212

[hushed marsh]

They put the LS3 V8 from a Camaro in it

[scarlet viper]

pov: playing gamma as newbie instead playing the stalker saga

[muted raven]

of course its a fucking finn
https://youtu.be/6zAhwiQ95Wg

[narrow briar]

Tbh EVs aren't stupid for people who live in the countryside and have a house with renevables slapped on it

[scarlet viper]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-swag-fail-table-table-flip-gif-20859137

[hushed marsh]

I think these guys were American, the Finnish dude blew his up yeah

[undone wave]

My Summer Car

[muted raven]

what a lad

[undone wave]

Also Walter White

[narrow briar]

Also the hilarious lawsuit Tesla got in Germany

[undone wave]

Walter Valkoinen 🇫🇮

[muted raven]

its also extremely funny how most of Europe has very large taxes on imports of electronics that (specifically) run on batteries
so phones, laptops and tesla cars

[pastel quartz]

wait, that car isnt even a tesla
the one hes touching

from when does tesla look like that

[narrow briar]

tl;dr a dude crashed his tesla and then sued the company for putting wiper controls on the touch screen... he won the lawsuit

[hushed marsh]

I think hybrid power units are rad though because then you get stuff like this

https://youtu.be/EM6nyGWcXks?t=172

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752753006541537282/1066057646509150248/tumblr_ab6ddc5df9fe12f7bf6d3c27ed67537d_95663f4f_2048.jpg

[hushed marsh]

we dont have to have just gas or just electricity

[languid rapids]

I see electric vehicles as a early worm at best. I will now explain that.

so the early bird gets the worm is true the other way around. The early worm gets the bird.

if you adopt early. your going to be punished for it. because its going to be unrefined. and later models that are more "mainstream" will be much better anyway. I see electric cars as still being too early at best or maybe just not a valid replacement.

[hushed marsh]

we can have both and make crazy cars

[languid rapids]

also tesla kinda just sucks.

from what I have seen

[narrow briar]

Hybrids are pretty cool if made properly

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1066113653423739010/47b442c36799f50173d163d25c883a24d9ff3411efafeb144e902f0d5dd782a4_1.jpg2.jpg

[languid rapids]

bro they wanna put drm into teslas lol

for software that locks features lel

[narrow briar]

Epsecially useful for people who sometimes do long roads

[languid rapids]

if thats electric cars you will never force me to use one

[hushed marsh]

I just wish Tesla wasnt run by the worlds biggest hack Elon Musk

[muted raven]

the way i see it is electric cars require a lot of road infrastructure that's just not present
and no government is gonna want to spend money on it
doubly so for "self driving"

come try letting a tesla self drive in my country, where you can get 90km of road without a single marking

[narrow briar]

Self driving is stupid

[hushed marsh]

I wish every billionare a happy die painfully in an industrial accident

[languid rapids]

yea thats the problem I find alot of the "new wave green stuff" runs right into. they are trying to force a change when really the only sustainable changes thus far have ben natural evolutions. usually its not even that nobody will front the cost to do it all at once. its that nobody can really afford to.

[quartz saffron]

I’m glad people are starting to find out that touchscreen on cars are fucking horrid

[narrow briar]

Define infrastructure. EVs don't require any more than other cars in terms of road infrastructure

[quartz saffron]

Go back to physical buttons and knobs pls

[undone wave]

The F-35 is controlled by a big Ipad lmao

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-lol-oof-stupid-gif-17475785

[languid rapids]

I like diives art.

[muted raven]

the one and only place where i might see and agree with electric and/or self driving is translogistics

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-cucumber-gif-24237947

[undone wave]

got any games on that?

[muted raven]

and even there is only somewhat

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-strong-gif-24680648

[midnight tree]

mechanical mechanisms are very based

[undone wave]

Me like pushy buttons

[quartz saffron]

Let’s goooooo

[undone wave]

and levers

[narrow briar]

Fun fact: the US navy already did

[midnight tree]

i want to hear big clanky metal pieces

[undone wave]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f2804873b08b8076dd5189d43c35c48f/192fccb197a8b587-e5/s400x600/860910c2b53830bfd9d87234143b139487086f8b.gif

[narrow briar]

Quite a while ago btw

[languid rapids]

haha mechanism go "click click"

[muted raven]

https://youtu.be/Nqh-1P615CE
not metal but the mechanics are satisfying

[stone blade]

actually no

I'll delete that

[muted raven]

what the fuck was that

[quartz saffron]

Anyways back home now

[stone blade]

a meme but I'm not risking it

hi rav

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-gif-19478462

[muted raven]

did i see swapped flags

[stone blade]

hope you doing well rav

[undone wave]

since Bruno's not here

[muted raven]

WHAT WAS THE BULGARIAN FLAG CHANGED TO

[stone blade]

Romania

and greece

[muted raven]

bruh

[stone blade]

so true

[muted raven]

okay at least its not a cheap macedonia troll

[midnight tree]

mmm yes i like gears that are made to basically never fail no matter what

[narrow briar]

Tl;dr they put touchscreen controls on their ships. Moisture and salt fucked them up and that resulted in a couple accidents where they fucking rammed each other. And now the navy returned to chad physical buttons.

[undone wave]

Finding the balance between innovation and
IF IT AIN'T 🅱️ROKE

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/776208924222160940/1066115183216427008/Im_just_saying_it_seems_like_300k_is_a_lot_It_never_happened_And_they_deserved_it.jpg

[midnight tree]

lmao

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Guys

[narrow briar]

No.

[midnight tree]

that is me

what's up bro

[narrow briar]

I will not move furniture for you.

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Sad

[muted raven]

not a strong boy?

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Oh nothin i just

[narrow briar]

Just lazy

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It seems i might have gotten a sort of liking ti make up

[muted raven]

valid

[midnight tree]

based

[narrow briar]

I even got a car good for moving furniture

[quartz saffron]

Likewise homie

[muted raven]

to the surprise of noone

[stone blade]

❤️

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But o personally have none ,/,

[midnight tree]

bruh moment

[narrow briar]

Incomprehensible.

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I agree xd

[undone wave]

Society if G36c in modern warcrimes II

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[muted raven]

go goth, one color

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Hell no

Looks too opposing

[midnight tree]

what look are you thinkin of going for

[muted raven]

opposing?

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"Bad bitch" basically

[muted raven]

so goth

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Exactly

[muted raven]

sorry, im projecting

[narrow briar]

"I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me"

[muted raven]

ever since femboys got popular there's been a sharp decline of goth tomboys and I've felt it in my soul

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I could basically go with the uwu girl thing but then again, i could just go with something....more similar but not exactly

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the femboys took all the tomboys

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real

[muted raven]

oh my god

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Real

[muted raven]

can't have shit in Detroit

[narrow briar]

Aaaaand crystal becomes maja.

Called it!

[midnight tree]

nobody wants a big barrelchested retard like me no more

😔

i can never become a femboy

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I didn't say i would

[midnight tree]

i'm too thuggin

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[muted raven]

nah there's someone out there for everyone

[narrow briar]

Anyway, I kinda currently cohab with a friend and his tomboy. Man the two are so fun to be around.

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Sheesh

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there are people that like the big barrel chested guys but you probably just dont want them back

[narrow briar]

What

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https://twitter.com/MavenPolitic/status/1616106046094721025?s=19

Maven Politic (@MavenPolitic)

A 2021 paper in nature found that facial recognition technology could fairly accurately predict political orientation.

The biggest indicator it found was whether the subject was doing soyface or not.

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Twitter · Jan 19, 2023, 4:11 PM

[narrow briar]

You better elaborate, crystal

[woeful lance]

one of my friends is a goth sort of tomboy and she keeps a harem of femboys
a harem of which i am a member

[narrow briar]

Le wut

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she weird tho

[uncut obsidian]

[midnight tree]

you sayin you a femboy?

[woeful lance]

she likes to paint herself green to cosplay asba goblin

[midnight tree]

BASED??!