#πͺbruh-fart
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i wish a mf would
bet.
(i am very lonely)
Their body will never be found
I'm gonna post one more thing before starting my military playthrough

REAL
i got lost once and found a sheep
wholesome content time
nah man
Boutta plug my dick to an outlet to fully charge it
Annihilated.
i gotta get liftin
SHUT UP, MEG
lift these cheeks
bet
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being smart enough to play ksp:
it's not about being smart
it's about being persistent
the shitfuck 38 is sure to reach the moon
thats what true science is
eating the glowy rock to find out what it does
real
It's kinda fun watching the green minions die.
Hello ledy
hello ladies
Bruh the sheer number of mods now
Grok aiming to have equal number of mods on both gamma and discord
It's a revolver of mods.
i'm the next mod tbh
New mods to ping
My first decree would be to ban all polish people
@steady trellis @heavy peak congratz my bois
and i'll be defined as "one of the good ones"
moderators more like "they got a cool colored name I envy them >:("
@heavy peak Yo, can you mute me for a day with a smiley face as an explanation?
eh sure
am... amOOOORGUS???
good lord definitely Arma
i fuck the twilight path between
i fuck the twilight path between
my man
maja is that you
no this is patdick
Ty
I love how the bus we are taking from the airport to the village my mom used to live in, has just a casual bullet hole on the front windshield
Where is that?
100% Arma
π¦
Hope you ok
adorable
u didnt see me
says who
sez me
i never sent any pic to you
and face itself, nobody saw it
ew
i picked the worst time to riddle a soldier with 9.19 mm rounds
cuz he was ready to throw a grenade and me shooting him made him drop that grenade while i was 3 meters away from him
You picked the wrong caliber for shooting a soldier
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1065288166652780676/Can_i_put_MY_BALLS_IN_YO_JAWS.mp4
the soldier wearing level IV ballistic plates
the fuck even is "swampware"
well at least it resulted in his own death
Look
I meant location wise so I could judge whatever country/state you were in.
Romania and no idea on the city atm
Wasn't aware Romania had a shooting problem.
Neither did i
free wind coming out 
it actually is during the episode when brian meets that indian call centre women
i remember that for no discernable reason at all
i just do.
hello
hi
get annihilated by a deluge of rabid chihuahuas
You do realise it could have just been that a pebble flew through the windshield from a car kicking it up infront of the bus
fuckin pebble violence
its all too common
is it the pebble of pig smiting?
no thats the ROCK of pig smiting
what i talked about was the pebble of romanian banishment
Anyone had problems during their driving lessons
I feel like Iβm slow to learn or retarded or both
Yea
Manual or auto?
Manual
Like?
I stall pretty frequently, my spatial awareness is god awful
You learn that with practice
Like mechanically Iβm getting the hang of it but my instructorβs a hardass
is your instructor like this?
"le bumsex"

also I misread that as P&O Furries
so heterosexual sex is fine?
yes
so lesbian sex is fine? or rather
'le bumsex' wouldn't include lesbian sex
not necessarily 
no you see, its just the translation of cottaging
lesbian is homo
those toilets are strictly for hetero use
this is us
me losing a loner ironman playthrough after 1 day
cuz i forgot i was on ironman and acted recklessly
i might be 

no
wednesday
WarThunder Forums be like
Classic war thunder move
Thereβs literally been 6 classified documents leaks on the forums πππ
war thunder should've just stuck with the ww2 shit and maybe early cold war
Man playing that game or the forums is gonna end up with you automatically losing security clearance π
easy fix, just sell your account
First leak was the chally iirc
my m829 is not performing correctly π€
Yeah first leak was for the Challenger II
I've only got top tier ground US
Itβs time for Atlas to pick up a new set of skills and get hands on.
we're probably gonna die but at least the robots can do sick ass backflips on our graves
Can anyone explain to me how the fuck all my progress in cyberpunk (luckily it was only a couple of hours) is suddenly gone
Failed cloud sync maybe
Updates?
YOU GOT PROMOTED TOO?
@heavy peak Is a mod too??? WTF Is this

WE NOW HAVE 7 MODS
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@bold fulcrum happy to see a fellow arma3 enjoyer
i have been fucking around making mission loadouts through half my workday now
Bro
Thats me with scenarios
I literally just fuck around in the editor
Masculine/androgynous individuals β€οΈ
cok n bal
legit the best and only mod we need is @grizzled meadow

hes already number 1
so why try harder
this is falco
IRL freedomer lifestyle = best lifestyle
remove the zone
keep the drugs
β¨ being a fucking junkie β¨
can you fart my brain guys please
ayo can you mute me for a day with the reason being ":)"

HOLY SHIT
snoopa
it's a deformed version of that actor from Chernobyl
your mom is an actor from chernobyl
holy shit why are there no legasov gifs

time to say goodbye
album goes hard
morda pies
me creating randomized custom missions in Soldier of Fortune
i don't know why I tagged you I think I blanked out for a second
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love that clip
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fatboy slim goes hard in general
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Is this what they can an XQC?
If you translate clash of clans to simplified chinese and back, it says racial conflict
"NO! BREATHING!" LMAO xDDDD
Is it not
Omg erp happened in one of the stalker rp channels 
π€
WHERE
It got deleted, I saw a sort of warning not to do it again in the shitpost for rp channel
Precious and I missed it
that's what I listened to after dotDeutchland posted the album cover
goddomn
Nice pfp
thanks bro
I approve
heterosexual relationships only
Straight person in brainfart? Don't be ridiculous
your name makes me want to have my time zone be a quadratic equation where you have to solve for x
ikr
hue π―
Hey! The nails could be out of view!
Dumb cats only think of food
It's seriously without Scooby-Doo?
Yep
I dont see how that is important
im racist
i don't understand why they changed so many things
The changed literally everything and made it as dysfunctional as possible
Its basically a terrible show that they made so bad just so people talk about it more
ah so you're a racist?
name your favorite race car
uhhh nascar
formula juan
Worse later on
It's bad
But because it was mediocre people just watched it and sometimes talked about it
Now if it had been so bad and outrageous as the velma show, people would be constantly talking about it and watching it out of pure hate
I don't understand hate watching. Giving them views is what they want
no scobby doo
velma is indian now
shaggy is black and not called shaggy it uses his "actual name"
8 million fred has tiny dick jokes
daphne a thot
drug dealing.
thats the whole show
I'd like to thank you, oh Brainfart, for making me completely drop the idea of watching the Velma show (I was never going to do that)
Ayo guys, how many ironman lives do you get at the start, 4 right?
My bad, the max you can get
Scooby Doo is now a black woman called "Scoobi" that Shaggy will start dating
It's configurable. No idea what the default is
you can choose from 1-5
Okay okay so i got 2 left
And day 1 isnt even over yet
Death number one was a bandit getting lucky
you can go into the guide section on your pda
and there's a thing called "ironman state"
Man
Death number 2 was that I SHOT A PSEUDODOG, HE PHASED INTO THE GROUND AND ATTACKED ME WHEN I APPROACHED THAT SPOT
NEO scav is fun
Death number3 was me walking into a gravitational anomaly
Sounds like a skill issue
its a "prequel" where shaggy is a dude that hates drugs and has a girlfriend named "Scoobi"
there is no dog
they drastically changed every single character and completely destroyed any semblance of overarching story that ties into the actual good show that was from the 70's forward
turned into self insert woke garbage
it is
he's fucking the dog?
he's fucking the dog.
You can slam dunk a wolfman at the start.
no there is no dog
they replaced the dog with an actual woman
I know
I once had to fight 2
hello coaie
one time i met 14 werewolves at a dumpster behind a waffle house
But do you know why the kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
I will not elaborate on what we did there
Lemme guess, more stuffed than an oreo
Why
Ive heard that shit making its rounds on the internet a lot
I don't know, I'm asking you.
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splitting headache
stays awake
Me
hi!!!!!!!!!
Hi me
splitting headache usually stops me from sleeping so it's not like I'd have much choice
skill issue on my part
ne rb
sleeping is my medicine for nearly everything
Akeno Himejima is what this man needs
leg hurts? sleep
migraine? sleep
sore throat? sleep
depressed? sleep
My man.
it's incredible how efficient it can be
when I actually sleep and do not lie for several hours
Also, NEO Scavenger Extended mod is still getting updates.
It's been a decade. The man is dedicated.
It used to be on the bluebottlegames.com official forum but the devs decided to make the domain drop you into the steam page for some reason. But I found it.
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Many thanks
Sheesh
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time to forcefully knock myself out because I got school tomorrow
goodnight brainfart
fart in the brain will knock you out
that's mean. I like it
mean but fair
im 5'5
i dont care
cool hidden easter egg in metal gear solid 5: team fortress
flashing lights warning.
#tf2 #sfm #metalgear
i love moyai
moai
πΏ
not discord
the easter island statues are Moai
the emoticon is from the statue in japan
that is called Moyai
@real tinsel @heady crow @slate crown
This is somehow worse.
I knew it was bad but not this bad
i want to be around them
Why do you think everyone's hating on it?
you like sph i see
i dont know what sph is but yes
why do you think the chinese men in the past constantly got cucked?
the 'h' is probably for humiliation
STEPANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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I love him so much
i want them to try wearing these clothes at least
small penis humiliation
damn, my guess was sexual penis himiliation
just stay with me
of course you are

even if i domt pass the sph
a year in chastity should fix that
ew
sacrifices must be made to have hot women around you
does that actually work?
how do you sleep or move
you ignore it
believe it or not, you dont need a penis to function
you dont need nails to function
ill rip them out of your fingers every time you say something stupid
we talkin small peepee in the brainfart channel
puss in boots amazing movie
12/10
i meeaaannn
life would be harder without them
tell that to the voices that made me peel mine off
LIFE WOULD BE HARDER WITHOUT THEM
did they catch that
i might watch it sunday then
i might watch it in 2033 then
I don't think I'll watch it but if I trip balls off dmt for 3 hours and experience three lifetimes in alternate universes I'll probably have watched it
soooooo
manly manly manly manly. men.
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if you simply get really high
π€
i haven't had a girl with a dick before
and i don't mean an mtf dick
i mean actual woman dick
shittyl your pfp is literally you
well too bad thats the only way you will get one
You mean something like a woman going through a kind of clitoris enlargement surgery?
ah yes, the clitoris is able to be formed into a penis through surgery
watson write that down

I mean, the clitoris is just an undeveloped penis. And the prostate is an undeveloped womb.
the bussy you mean
yes
right
i got a question
Pink Floyd
Shows a tool album cover
yes I'm π€

You should listen to Lateralus
NOW!!!
how does it feel that 2 helpers got promoted on the same day but not you
Getting promoted on discord means getting demoted in real life
Anticlimactic?
Nazeem, you naughty boy.
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although i think we can agree on something

i always look for any excuse to use that gif. 
give @uncut yew a salary
no
no pussie in the cloud district
Everyone else doesn't?
yes
Nah, I'm not quite as active as I used to be, if we are being serious then there are others who are more deserving.
But we chug along for free all the same 
WORMS
shut the fuck up, i remember you being the good one therefore i nominate you
hai :3
Under your skin
are you less active because the potato in your profile picture fell over?
UNDER YOUR SKIN
its time for the helpers to unionize
β

yes 
no :)
Ok
dw grim you are number 2

makes sense makes sense
crawling in your skin
who is number 1 then
we got a helper
You know, Grok kind of sounds like the gagging noise. You know the one.
and then never chats anywhere elsr
Dude doing his job? Cities will burn
grok grok grok
He literally doesn't go in any other chats besides #π¨base-gamma-support
so an autonomous program designed by falco
thats cheating
I used to give advice to newbies. Then I discovered brainfart.
brooo same
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gagging hurts tho
i even started somewhat helping in default support until i discovered this chat, i have not looked back ever again
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The songs by themselves sounded like shit together so I had to re-create most of the instruments and drums. It was worth it. 10/10 would mash again
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350k - I have heard people IRL talking ab...
makes the stuff in your stomach not want to be in your stomach
-goes to support channels
-helps people
-refuses to elaborate further
-leaves
nah you know like when women are born with a dick due to mutation or whatever
that kinda stuff
Just dick it down before it can come out. EZ.
intersex?
@orchid robin so you're saying you'd help the server better if we out a permanent newby tag on you? 
is there anything I can do to pay you back for this amazing content
i suppose so
no idea
McGonagall "riding" a troll.
isnt that a miscariage tho?
i dont think that exists
nah some women are born with a dick
that has nothing to do with miscarriage
i think
make one
thats a guy then tho
nah it's a woman with a dick
its a guy,stop trying to cope with your gayness
you guys realize intersex people are a thing, there is a chance you wont be born as male or female
he means a woman who grew up with a clit that overdeveloped in the womb or something and turned into a penis
nah man it's a woman with a dick
she has boobs and stuff but no vagina just penis
soooo mtf?
ever heard of top surgery
THIS WOULD'VE FINE IF REGISTERED????? I WANNA BE AN AMERICAN SO BADLY
nah natural born penis lady
Oh that's mine, sorry about that
mtfs also have a natural born penis
It's mainly for bottoms, so no wonder ;)
...OK, that's just a born male who took hormones for like 5 years.
but their tits aren't natural
Real
no but i mean like all of the stuff natural
mate there are women whose tits also arent natural
yeah they are,estrogen does wonders
I wouldn't call hormonal imbalance natural.
EVERYONE HAS ASS
miscarriage is when a pregnant woman's baby dies
whatever you say gumbo
or most commonly the fetus just gets pushed out in its early stages
no... Some people have a dumpy...
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@languid rapids congratulations on becoming an mtf
im not an mtf. im squidward
Motherfucker?
what's the t stand for
no thats mf
thats called being fat
I DON'T OWN SPONGEBOB OR THE SCENE USED IN THIS VIDEO, ALL CREDIT GOES TO VIACOM AND NICKELODEON
nu uh
nah some people have huge ass
yes uh
i agree with you that sometimes it is people just being overweight
but other times
it really is just dumpy
yeah but some people have dumpy
like skinny the rest and huuuuge ass
or no ass and huge boobs
skill issue to dispose of the fat
or huge ass and huge boobs but skinny the rest
that reminds me of this https://youtu.be/DL_BT5oPDgo
that would be terrible back problems
but it's the attractive kinda fat
gotta balance out the front with the back
imagine as a guy all your fat just goes straight to your abs and fills them up or it goes straight to your dick
Cute fella
oh hey my lunchbox
imagine growing your dick with food
bro, you have abs
some women have that
they are covered by that layer of fat
Sorry for the ear rape
food?
second of all
But
yeah but it doesn't grow because of fat
Actually imma dm it
yeah that too
Dms
i dont think barely any fat goes into your dick
i dont think women have food,never seen one eat somehtinf
Man what is this chat
huh?
why post when you could eat him
no i meant like the fat fills up the abs, so it looks like you have ripped abs but you're just fat
i will eat you
nope, it would cover them further
i meant if all the fat went into your dick
most intelligent discussion in brainfart
Check dms for my response to that comment you made
quick reminder that I am 17
Absolutely, wtf is their point lmao
nope it would fill up your abs and you'd get fatty ripped abs
he eats children
im a canibal,im allowed to do that
sure sure
clout
I'm pretty sure the only difference it would make is more or less protein
Could've spent that time and effort discussing fitness fr
my junkie ex said she can't gain weight because whenever she gains any weight it goes straight to her ass
I have a knife
imagine that but instead of ass it goes to your dick

i have a car
if they did maybe
Saving that, thank you lmfao
sell it
Sell a kidney and one of your balls when you turn 18
tread lightly on the crosswalks
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sell 3
I would sell a kidney but with the amount of energy drinks I down, I'll have a problem
i already have to look both ways before i cross on a crosswalk cuz the drivers here would rather go to prison for vehicular manslaughter rather than fuckin stop for 5 seconds
in their defense,freebird was playinf
literally i bet even gumbito experiences this
Don't down energy drinks maybe
Also why?
Caffeine tolerance is a thing man
WHO THE FUCK ASKED IF HE CAN REPRODUCE???? AND WHY IS IT EVEN A QUESTION, WHY WOULDN'T HE
Fill me in on the context pls?
this
And I have a high one, energy drinks (the specific one I like) tasted too dam good
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
More rice n veggies
cocaine is much more effective than energy drinks
with milk?
π
Whole milk baybee
no with milk
that's cum
Milk enjoyer
cum
Dutyer is right, they will actually press on the gas while you're half way in the middle of the road JUST TO GET THERE BEFORE YOU SOMEHOW
devious smile
Best milk
Milk is too good
poland?
milk be superior
just know that if that meal contains any ingredients that have iron in them, the calcium from the milk will block them from absorbing into the body
no, greece
Worse, greece
didn't ask, don't care, can't read
Who gives
I SAW A MOTORCYCLIST ALMOST HIT MY BROTHER AND WHEN MY BROTHER CALLED HIM AN ASSHOLE, THE MORON FUCKIN STEPPED OFF THE BIKE AND STARTED YELLING AT MY BROTHER
the dom
Focus on your macros, micros can come after
Why and wtf is that light skin stare omg
why didnt u kick his ass?
u were 2
cuz the guy started apologizing seeing his fault
They weren't on a bike
but it wasnt the guy that became the problem
Or that
it was his wife
Least violent discord user
Karen moment?
why didn't u kick her ass?
his wife came down and started condescendingly lecturing my brother on how the traffic laws in greece are different than his country (keep in mind that my brother lived till his 17 in greece) AND THAT HE IS AT FAULT FOR NOT KNOWING THAT
oh and btw
they are not different
the EU has the same traffic laws for every country
shes in greece - she follows greece's traffic rules, it's that simple
its just that greeks would rather make up their own rules that put everyones lives in danger rather than follow the ones that actually exist
poland and greece have the same godamn traffic rules
so does lithuania
SO DOES THE ENTIRETY OF THE EU
they are a bit, for example in lithuania drivers must stop to let peds cross the zebra crossing, but in poland drivers would just never stop
bro in poland i constantly see them stop
nah man
in greece you can wait an hour and nobody will stop
i been to poland, compared to lithuania - poland is a disgrace when it comes to letting peds cross
i dont know whatchu talking about, ive had a great time crossing there
then i guess greece is even worse
meanwhile here there comes a point where you have been waiting for so long that you straight up try to cross while the cars are actively moving
"Poland is a disgrace" I agree
generally poland has been going downhill lately COUGH fuck pis COUGH
godamn i just realized
now that there are 6 active mods
i wont be able to get away with my hate rants about PiS
If I may add to the pedestrian crossing convo, we look at the drivers eyes, and predict the future before crossing, even if the card are stopped and the light is green for us, a lot of the crossroads make it green for cars and allow them to go over crosswalks that turn green for pedestrians at the same time
Go on
ABOUT PISS????
Who is PiS, a political party?
The current ruling party of polans
Oh nvrm
Ok
Well, I was write in a way cuz it isn't a political party in Greece, but I forgot to mention the greek bit
So I'm right in my mind and that's what matters 
And i despise em
Like genuine unadulterated hate
But anyways time to sleep sooo
No rant for tonight
@eager igloo hope youre keeping count
No
ΞαληνΟΟΟΞ± αδΡλΟΞ
6?
Cat,s5yn,skom,you,iedy and falco
Where's Iedy and Falco
I meant generally active
I'm literally always active wdym
@heady crow
lmao speed issue
Bro I hate cats
This mf just got off the couch, meowed at the door, I opened, and then he went back on the couch
He demands to be sat next to
Sit with the cat
Mf looks like a lion
How do people own cats that do anything but lay down and sleep all day, with the exception of eating
why not
Cuz you can snuggle them
Duh
Companionship for cats means the bare minimum
Food, hiding places, petting, a place to run across the house like a fucking maniac
companionship for me means fried rice feat. veggies
that + chicken for me
Bro Veggies suck why would fried rice drop garbage like that
i buy 2kg of chicken every week
cuz of the eggs
you're gonna make an enemy of the progplant scene if you keep sayin shit like that
But most cats are so annoying
i like breasts
i'm more of a thigh guy
Hips dawg
i had cats that would run into oncoming traffic
key word had

(Just feet)

banana dog
feetfinders.com lookin ahh
THIS MUTHAFUKA SAID FEET
me when I see the letter A
A
feet people and armpit people both share a place in [REDACTED] with their [REDACTED] [EXPUNGED]
i don't understand half of the depravity
Talk to the Touhou fans
Kinkshaming is off limits unless it's a shame kink
Fuel
Find a shame-kink partner and engage in consentual activities
That's a bit too wholesome
nobody want's a solution
People just want to be contrarian
What does contrarian mean?
lmao
It autocorrected mean to meme 
always disagreeing for the sake of disagreeing
Ty
here it is in Bosnian too
Dam
π€¨ I saw that
π
That made me lauggy (wtf is this autocorrect) way more than it needed to
Ya all ever just wanna type to type
bro wrote a whole ass backstory to a word instead of just fixing it
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I discovered it first in 1983
Lauggy sounds like one of those goofy ahh laughs https://youtu.be/8Z9TCv_hioQ
I wish it just sent that vid every time the bot saw 1984
!1983
Oh no
we can do that
I wonder what happened in 1983
but it could get spammy
guh-huh!
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If aldo mentions 1984 and the bot will send the video, he'll delete the command I swear
LMAO I 100% BELIEVE THAT
their eyes bulge in and out when they breathe
Not surprised
ay do we have any russian speakers here that i could occasionally DM with language questions?
Hmm
splinters
It's a paper towel holder, get your mind out of the gutter man
why dm tho
ask here
educate everyone
onli engilsh pls
Here, first lesson
Π‘ΡΡΠΏΡΠ»ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎπ π¬
p!translate EN Π‘ΡΡ ΠΏΡΠ»ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎ
Π‘ΡΡ ΠΏΡΠ»ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎ
Sus polity
Zigaretto
p!translate EN Π‘ΡΡΠΏΡΠ»ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎ
Π‘ΡΡΠΏΡΠ»ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎ
Society
questions like "how do i tell if russian words are masculine, feminine, or neutral?"
look in their pants
shut up
stop gaslighting ppl into commiting sex crimes god dammit
get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
depends

Huggbees
huh?
Cum?
why would they feel the need to add that to the comparison
You don't know what huggbees does do you
no and I'm a happier, more fulfilled human being for not knowing
im confused
Parodies of how it's made
Huggbees????
Sex
Oh okay
Dr. Sex PhD
The duality of the ukrainian language
What a single press of the space bar does to a mf
ΡΠ²Ρ
what
Cock Ball Torture
Bikers are the scum of the earth, never interact with one
i fucked a biker once
they are cool once you put your energy into them
same tf
Thats not russian language wdym
Ukranian?
Yes
its burfian
Rus don't use "i" 
skinning infant babies
Now you all have to imagine what that emote looks like
Is it thor?
I love skinning infant babies 
He is spitting facts
Yes i am
A mixed set of feelings with babyrage being one of the prevalent ones

rename brainfart to brainshit
braincoom
hmm




