🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-subnautica-sunbeam-gif-21440629

[solar obsidian]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FYUyTEGXgAAuLiw.jpg

[pastel quartz]

hi dad

[heady crow]

hey maja

whats up

[stone blade]

alo new pfp

[ruby minnow]

nice

[heady crow]

alo

wassup ivan

[ruby minnow]

i kiss Ivan on lips

but no homo

[heady crow]

homie is just brosexual

[orchid robin]

@steady trellis holy shit

you got promoted?

[heady crow]

yo holy shit skom got promoted?

[orchid robin]

holy shit

[heady crow]

i was there when he was still a streamer

[orchid robin]

oh shit

[stone blade]

alo

[orchid robin]

what if he becomes the second aldo

mad with power

[grizzled meadow]

Yep, finally someone noticed that

[heady crow]

nah skom is a real one

[grizzled meadow]

[stone blade]

Mwah

[heady crow]

he has a pure heart

[orchid robin]

i bet grims gonna be upset

[heady crow]

alo

[heady crow]

inb4 helpers got mod powers

[grizzled meadow]

I think they can do something

[eager quest]

they got the power of

[grizzled meadow]

Like deleting messages but I'm not exactly sure

[eager quest]

idk im not gonna make that joke

[orchid robin]

cry in vain

[heady crow]

snitching

[eager quest]

some are master wielders in delusion

[heady crow]

gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

[orchid robin]

during the day they are helpers

but at night

they are snitches

[heady crow]

yessir

[eager quest]

illusion magic more like delusion magix

magic*

[heady crow]

also krieg im finally reading through the whole of Anabasis

only read a finnish abridged version earlier

[orchid robin]

the what now

[heady crow]

this shit is boomin

[heady crow]

Ἀνάβασις ?

[orchid robin]

ooooooohhhhhh

[heady crow]

yeeeaaahhh

[orchid robin]

i havent read it but im seeing what its about rn

anything involving sparta is rad

sparta was the USA of greece back then

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/america-flag-eagle-gun-murica-gif-17704139

[orchid robin]

athens threatened to annihilate and pillage their nation if they invaded

the spartans just went "IF"

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[orchid robin]

damn

gif wont load

too bad

[ruby minnow]

skill issue

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

anyways

gotta go............i hate leg day

[heady crow]

hf

[stone blade]

ale

[heady crow]

alo

daaaa

[ruby minnow]

cum

[orchid robin]

squats are next so no

i dont think i will

[heady crow]

:)

you doing high or low bar

[orchid robin]

my ass touches my heels

thats how low

[heady crow]

nah but like

position of the bar

is it on your rhomboids or more torwards upper traps

[stone blade]

hello guyssss

:3

[orchid robin]

bruno

may i remind you

[heady crow]

alooo

[stone blade]

I am now bulgarian soldier kitty cat

[orchid robin]

i use a backpack thats stuffed to weigh 10kg

[heady crow]

ah

aahhhhhhh

right

right

[eager quest]

lizi mi dupe

[heady crow]

homie you need to weigh that more then

also im sorry that you need to do high volume squats

used to do like 30 rep goblet squats with a 28kg dumbbell

thats a fucking doozy

[orchid robin]

well tbf this is the begining of me doing weighted calisthenics

i used to do regular calisthenics before

[orchid robin]

plus....... i dont think the backpack can stuff enough things into it to weight 20 kg

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

i can always get a bigger backpack

[heady crow]

and weights cost half of your salary prolly

[heady crow]

mayhaps

[uneven sinew]

Get a military backpack

[orchid robin]

mate i go to uni

i dont have a salary

[heady crow]

exactly

[orchid robin]

although

i have some cement blocks left over from when my father was building this house

what if

[orchid robin]

i need a bigger backpack and 2 cement blocks

[heady crow]

mayhaps

you could also start doing bulgarian split squats

would be more effective with your smaller weights

[uneven sinew]

Buy some rucking weights

You are gonna fuck up your back

[orchid robin]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[uneven sinew]

[eager quest]

squat with a fridge on your back

[orchid robin]

although i think i could get the backpack to 20kg

i have a somewhat large one

if i could fit all this plus the laptop and some extra shit

seriously the only specialized equipment i ever bought was the pullup bar

and thats cuz the tree branch started moving too much

[stone blade]

davai

[uneven sinew]

Dutyer be like

[eager quest]

nemoj wtf

[stone blade]

gei

How are you ghosty

hope youre doing well

[orchid robin]

when you are slavic so you sorta understand certain words from other slavic countries but not the entire language

[eager quest]

suprotno

[swift scarab]

Kurva

[stone blade]

bruh kurva

krindj

[narrow lotus]

@steady trellis this is our playing ground

[orchid robin]

warn me

WARN ME

[solar obsidian]

good shit 👍

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/515095990605316110/1065190854240780298/Fk_3oWQacAEdqtZ.jpg

[somber warren]

i'm starting to think you got a warn kink

[orchid robin]

listen

i have gotten a warn or mute from every mod here

[hot snow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1028588866191507569/20221007_115821.jpg

[orchid robin]

except iedy

and skom, godamn it skom got promoted and now added another mod i need to be warned by

[somber warren]

You are just proving my point

you realize that right?

[wise bane]

hello chat

and dutyer

[solar obsidian]

hi there

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/general-kenobi-general-grievous-revenge-of-the-sith-star-wars-gif-26397323

[fading shuttle]

live grievous reaction

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-wut-stare-gif-13339857

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/another-one-for-my-collection-grievous-lightsaber-gif-16775319

[uneven sinew]

Skom is mod now?

Lemme check

[somber warren]

apparently

[uneven sinew]

Best grievous

[fading shuttle]

a grievous that is actually intimidating

[uneven sinew]

What do you have to do to become mod? Send a CV or what

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-bop-bop-yes-yes-пузо-живот-смех-танцы-gif-27224458

[uneven sinew]

A Grievous that lived up to his reputation of being a Jedi Killer

None of that Movie shit where he's running all the time

[somber warren]

i only know that you have to be at least 300kg to become a mod

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/EmvGkFyn54g

[uneven sinew]

Time to eat some Mac and Cheese then

[somber warren]

i think "some" will not do the job

[solar obsidian]

christmas tree

[ruby minnow]

@uneven sinew So when are you posting the Genshin Impact video that you told me you were doing?

[somber warren]

Genshin Impact

[uneven sinew]

Fuck that game

[uneven sinew]

I don't play that

[uncut obsidian]

[ruby minnow]

he's lying he's doing a genshin impact video

[uneven sinew]

'The game its exactly like the ads' get the fuck outta here homeboi

[uncut obsidian]

so when are you posting the Battlebit video

[ruby minnow]

BRO I ASKED HIM TO DO IT

[somber warren]

i like my sexual partners over 18, so yeah i don't play genshin impact either

[ruby minnow]

HE SAID I DON'T WANT TO STEAL MADIREX'S CONTENT

[uneven sinew]

I did

[uncut obsidian]

uhh about that

[ruby minnow]

mf even Madirex is saying post it you need to do a battlebit video

[uneven sinew]

I'm editing the last video, but I got irl stuff too, like Uni lab assignments

[uncut obsidian]

long story short

i got fucked

by nvidia shadowplay

[somber warren]

classic xD

[ruby minnow]

the Doody video

[uncut obsidian]

last time we played the playtest I checked the recording and it said that it was recording

[uneven sinew]

Ye

[uneven sinew]

Classic

[uncut obsidian]

and i was like "ok it's fine "

[uneven sinew]

Lmao

[uncut obsidian]

5 hours later I stop the recording

[ruby minnow]

[somber warren]

little did @uncut obsidian know, it was not fine

[uncut obsidian]

and instead of it saying "recording stopped" it says "recording started"

so now I have to wait for the next weekly playetest

[ruby minnow]

[uncut obsidian]

All this time shadowplay was literally trolling me

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-subnautica-sunbeam-gif-21440629

[uneven sinew]

Madi is doing a Battlebit video then

[uncut obsidian]

I'll record another footage on the next playtest anyways

The question is

How long will it take to edit all of that

It's literally gonna be 5h-6h of footage

My last video was like 2-3h of footage and it took me 4 days to edit it

[uneven sinew]

Cut out the shitty parts

[somber warren]

wouldn't it be easier to just clip the good moments and cut them together?

[uncut obsidian]

Mainly because I tried to do a funny bit with a CSS jumping montage

[orchid robin]

that still takes time

[uncut obsidian]

I sometimes forget to clip some funny moments

Cus I'm having too much fun

[orchid robin]

hell sometimes just judging which are good enough to be included and which arent takes time

[uneven sinew]

If it has heavy editing in it, maybe 2 weeks

[somber warren]

same, happens to often to me. So many great plays no one will ever see bc i forgot to clip xD

[uneven sinew]

Without dying I mean

[uncut obsidian]

Don't think i'tll be that heavy

Since I'm gonna play in VC with brainfarters

and generally videos with voices aren't heavily edited

The hardest part is the subtitles

[orchid robin]

go soviet womble on them subtitles

[uncut obsidian]

hwat

[uneven sinew]

Womble

He's the king of Subtitles

[somber warren]

you don't know soviet womble???

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-womble-subtitles-arma-captions-impact-captions-gif-14571693

[uneven sinew]

He does that kind of videos you mentioned

[eager igloo]

This way

[orchid robin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZjEYTBJO7g&ab_channel=ProjectKino

[uncut obsidian]

oh man

that's even harder

[uneven sinew]

NO MEMES?

[uncut obsidian]

yes memes

just not AS hard

[uncut obsidian]

Nano also does same subtitles

[eager igloo]

Womble can take 3 months to make one 20 minute video and he does that for a living, so yes it is time consuming

[uncut obsidian]

@uneven sinew what video editor are you using

[somber warren]

womble once said: i told my fans making my videos takes a long time, in truth i am just fapping to nudes of Jennifer Laurence

[uncut obsidian]

based

oh fuck

OH FUCK

god no

[somber warren]

What

[uneven sinew]

Premiere pro

[uncut obsidian]

IT BEGAN

THE THING

THAT I TALKED ABOUT YESTERDAY

[uneven sinew]

And time and patience

[uneven sinew]

The Russia thingy

Fug

[somber warren]

What thing xD

[uncut obsidian]

Not DaVinci Resolve = Skill issue

[uneven sinew]

He sent dm's yesterday

[uncut obsidian]

Oh, i didn't send you the dm

[uneven sinew]

Idk I use it because I use photoshop too

[orchid robin]

so what happened exactly? the power cut outs or the other thing

[steady trellis]

[uncut obsidian]

The other thing

[somber warren]

bruh now i wanna know

[orchid robin]

martial x or full on conflict

[uneven sinew]

Skom is a traitor, he's a mod now

[warm fossil]

I can help with that

[eager igloo]

New mod and no announcement? Seems rude

[warm fossil]

ah I see the new thing are Crystal alts

[solar obsidian]

@steady trellis is this meme relatable to you?

[steady trellis]

not really I am not a memer nor a shitposter...

[uneven sinew]

@uncut obsidian Wow He's gonna give Address today. Your source was right.

[ruby minnow]

i wish Aldo was here

[uneven sinew]

I wish Aldo was here

[uncut obsidian]

BRO

HE IS RIGHT NOW

[solar obsidian]

what a shame . i hope it will be in the future

[uneven sinew]

I live in western Europe, news are slower here cause we dumb

[ruby minnow]

i don't think that Skom can replace Aldo

[orchid robin]

any link?

[steady trellis]

ya'll are alright

[ruby minnow]

still you ain't Aldo tho

[uneven sinew]

Idk he was good in Battlebit, he saved me once so

[steady trellis]

no one can be

[orchid robin]

@scenic sable @scenic sable

[ruby minnow]

Oh Aldo who can we find to replace you

nobody

[uneven sinew]

Syno apply for mod

[solar obsidian]

@eager igloo nice name

[somber warren]

bruh he has been gone for like 2 mins and you already trying to replace him

[eager igloo]

Thank you

[uneven sinew]

That way you'll be able to ban me if i don't make a Genshin video

[eager igloo]

Time machine works

[orchid robin]

he has been gone for almost 2 weeks

[somber warren]

2 minutes, 2 weeks

whats the difference

[orchid robin]

numerical value

[steady trellis]

13 days and 58 minutes

[solar obsidian]

depends how much drugs you take

[somber warren]

Yes

[crimson flame]

wait skom is mod now?

[orchid robin]

nah its been longer

[solar obsidian]

correct

[crimson flame]

[ruby minnow]

https://youtu.be/rKg_7-ZxuLg

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[orchid robin]

fuck no subtitles

[ruby minnow]

wrong gif

[uncut obsidian]

he hasn't said anything major yet so i guess it's fine

[orchid robin]

i will use my own interpretation of the words

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[orchid robin]

ahem

i heard the word putin

that i understand

[ruby minnow]

man i love putin deez nuts in your mouth

[orchid robin]

mf using a bosch microphone

is that a plate with food on his table

[ruby minnow]

this is something Mcgee would say

[orchid robin]

i disliked it

did my part

[uncut obsidian]

ok it ended

[crimson flame]

put in

[uncut obsidian]

i think we're fine

[somber warren]

i don't speak russian, how fucked are you?

[ruby minnow]

pretty fucked probably

[uneven sinew]

I'll have to learn Russian

Fuck

[orchid robin]

fine by russian standards probably means "i have to get out of here"

[uneven sinew]

1 hour and 22 mins? I'll go watch the atomic heart trailer better

[crimson flame]

hell yea robot seggs

[uncut obsidian]

💀

[uncut obsidian]

||https://youtu.be/7J4JtrBJr_8||

[solar obsidian]

is that really the devs main selling point?

[uncut obsidian]

yep

[solar obsidian]

huge red flag

[uncut obsidian]

(that was a joke)

[quaint ore]

The OST is great

[orchid robin]

Atomic heart sex mod when

[solar obsidian]

eh it's hard to sometimes distuingish sarcasm from text

[crimson flame]

afaik they only include the robot seggs scene on the very very final version of the trailer

i personally think the combat is just fallout 4 with better effects

[solar obsidian]

i heard u can literally have sex with robots in the game without a mod

[uncut obsidian]

who said that

[crimson flame]

we need a kappa emote

[solar obsidian]

i dont know specifically i just heard someone did say it

[uneven sinew]

@steady trellis warn @uncut obsidian for posting NSFW

[solar obsidian]

i dont think he can because of the role

[uncut obsidian]

bro think he Kriegs 💀

[crimson flame]

[uneven sinew]

Oh you are right

[steady trellis]

[solar obsidian]

"kairos is an npc"

[steady trellis]

if you point a finger at someone, 4 of them point back at you

[gaunt trout]

😳

[uneven sinew]

I fucked it up

[crimson flame]

me every morning

[uncut obsidian]

@devout hull

[uneven sinew]

Idc

[solar obsidian]

time to cut my 4 fingers then

[uneven sinew]

I'm here for the memez

[eager quest]

haha

npc master

[devout hull]

Gonna need McGonagall riding a troll this time.

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/720000936503803926/1065192124108255232/2958754769752948077.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

@steady trellis ban @ocean pulsar for posting NSFW

🍷

[ocean pulsar]

I have nightmares with pancake bot dm's

[steady trellis]

i aint banning for tasty vids
but now i am hungry so fuck you

[ocean pulsar]

[edgy abyss]

Skom is now a mod?

[uncut obsidian]

@steady trellis ban @ocean pulsar for making you hungry

what is this torture shit

[steady trellis]

ya'll guessed wildly and completely forgot the silent watcher in the dark

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/666392481104920595/1057506204819144815/attachment-3.gif

[steady trellis]

"he's making a list..."

[uncut obsidian]

He was the one whk eliminated Aldo

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603956626810208266/1065103500612218880/Snapchat-433990367.mp4

[uncut obsidian]

we still have 0 fucking clues about where's Aldo

[ocean pulsar]

hope he's alright

[uncut obsidian]

every day I'm losing hope

[steady trellis]

Where's (W)Aldo

[uncut obsidian]

I already lost my hope for Larkin

[steady trellis]

i miss Lark

[uncut obsidian]

I genuinely believe now that something happened to him

[edgy abyss]

he was a lark to be around...

[hidden path]

mornin

[edgy abyss]

morning void of nothingness

[uncut obsidian]

I don't even feel like joking about his disappearance anymore

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/937724543781437480/joe_gorilla_monki_uuu_aaa.mp4

[crimson flame]

wait wtf happened to aldo

[uncut obsidian]

fucking dead

i hope not

he's just... gone

just like Larkin

[orchid robin]

why would he be fucking dead people

[crimson flame]

probably for the better

[uncut obsidian]

as if death is not inevitable

hit by a car, idk

[ocean pulsar]

or bus

[orchid robin]

madi

did not get it

[crimson flame]

get isekai'd

[ocean pulsar]

madi clueless

omega

[uncut obsidian]

oh

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[uncut obsidian]

i thought you just missed a comma before "people"

[solar obsidian]

[orchid robin]

i never miss

[uncut obsidian]

you made me remember the "hit or miss" meme

fuck you

[orchid robin]

i meant it more in deadshot fashion but okay

[edgy abyss]

hey @steady trellis . I need one favor from you. At one point or another, Dutyer is gonna remember his infraction collection and he's gonna try and bait you into warning him. Don't take the bait, make him suffer

[uncut obsidian]

brother, please come back

[orchid robin]

YOU ABSOLUTE

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/937778395033505802/video0-133.mp4

[solar obsidian]

hit or miss, huh? i guess they never miss ya. i bet your boyfriend doesnt kiss ya @uncut obsidian

[steady trellis]

I'll look at the infraction list and just 🔨 them

[orchid robin]

take a look

[ocean pulsar]

Can I take a look at his list

[uncut obsidian]

banned for posting degenerate content

[ocean pulsar]

his collection even

[solar obsidian]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FamyI82XEAEW4p_.jpg
my account got hacked, i apologize

[stone blade]

Me.changing my pfp

and basing my personality on that

[solar obsidian]

[edgy abyss]

guessing your own password after you forgotten it does not constitute you hacking your account

[orchid robin]

guessing?

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-hackerman-kung-fury-gif-7953536

[orchid robin]

if i forget a password and cant reset it

im dipping

[uncut obsidian]

quite literally based

[orchid robin]

abandoning ship

new start

[steady trellis]

surely works well for an online bank account

just dip

fuck that money

[orchid robin]

im 4k in debt and i wont stop now

[uncut obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

typical greek

[orchid robin]

no the typical greek is 6k in debt

im playing it smart you see

i have 4k in debt because i sold my kidney

meanwhile the average greek still has his second kidney

[solar obsidian]

ah that must be because you're half polish

[orchid robin]

exactly

[solar obsidian]

so half the debt

[stone blade]

yes.

[orchid robin]

polish people sell both their kidneys and drink alcohol to regenerate them

[solar obsidian]

infinite kidney machines

[uncut obsidian]

me omw to make a kidney farm

in minecraft

[heady crow]

me after changing my pfp

[ruby minnow]

i got some fireworks in here

[thin willow]

It's the liver that regenerates

Kidneys only Fail

Like polish people at foreign language exams

[orchid robin]

Do not underestimate polish genetics mixed with hard alcohol

[remote vine]

Time to visit the wreck, hopefully nothing bad will appear along the way

[eager igloo]

I have personally regrown my spleen using only vodka

[thin willow]

My nuts grew to twice their original size

[ruby minnow]

reapers are scared of me

[thin willow]

The doctor calls it cancer

I call it a W

[ruby minnow]

i didn't spend 100 hours in this game for nothing

[eager igloo]

Luv subnautica

Sad BZ dissapointed

[uncut obsidian]

no balls

[ruby minnow]

well shit from BZ are in original Subnautica now so

[eager igloo]

Quality of life improvements you mean?

If so I am installing it today, those we good

[ruby minnow]

here is my current base

they added the large rooms and the glass thing

[uncut obsidian]

boys

[eager igloo]

And recipe list?

[uncut obsidian]

since the Larkin trend has been getting popular lately

and even Aldo joined it

[heady crow]

nahh the larkin trend

[heady crow]

👋

[ruby minnow]

but the thing is now collar things are dropping only one

[heady crow]

was a good run

[uncut obsidian]

Omw to go missing with no traces

[heady crow]

:3c

girlboss shit

[ruby minnow]

but the thing is

if Madirex goes missing

[eager igloo]

A what

[ruby minnow]

mf going to be at war

[ruby minnow]

you know the things that you need for computer chips

[eager igloo]

Corals, got it

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951293495363129424/1065181243232227358/VID_20230117000430.mp4

[eager igloo]

There's plenty of those

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/clueless-aware-twitch-forsen-emote-gif-25354609

ok before I go missing forever

wanna see my cock

[ruby minnow]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

there

he drippin

[eager igloo]

Did they add recipe pins?

[ruby minnow]

yes

[placid sail]

so, since I'm out of the loop again

are we starting the war? enlistment? how bad it is?

[uncut obsidian]

a

no

he didn't say anything on his speech

we good (for now)

it was just another rant

[placid sail]

told you so

he never goes full length

even if he'd decided for something so radical, he'd tell his subordinates to break in the news

[hidden path]

woob

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-bop-bop-yes-yes-пузо-живот-смех-танцы-gif-27224458

[hidden path]

Had a migraine last night

very bad time

[uneven sinew]

Take drugs

[ocean pulsar]

psy ops

[urban ocean]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415817509657116673/1064996778908336239/wallachia.mp4

[placid sail]

squish a cat

[latent arch]

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

[ruby minnow]

MY BASE IS AT 69 METERS

[uncut obsidian]

@heavy peak ban @steady trellis for becoming a moderator

[uncut obsidian]

intended

[ruby minnow]

Me checking the fridge for the 10th time at night (nothing new spawned in)

[uncut obsidian]

@steady trellis ban @heavy peak for becoming a moderator

this fight is gonna be legendary

[steady trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/pillow-fight-family-guy-play-silly-gif-5607569

[ruby minnow]

any leaks from staff-furry-rp-chat?

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-big-cat-long-cat-gif-17528503

[steady trellis]

what happens in staff channels, stays in staff channels

[heady crow]

i still cant believe that skom has come so far

are you even gonna interract with chat now that you have achieved stalker gamma discord server fame?

[steady trellis]

I usually am at work, so i watch from the shadows. only interact if needed or have enough time to actually engage in a convo
and most of the time tbh, nothing needs to be done or said

i prefer 10 words that hit home over 1000 that say nothing

[heady crow]

10 words being variations of ban, mute and kick?

[steady trellis]

[ruby minnow]

The Banned,The Muted,The Warned

[uncut obsidian]

Aldourien 2

official

[ruby minnow]

he'll never be a replacement for Aldo tho

nobody can be Aldo

[ocean pulsar]

nobody can come close to his grammar prowess

[fading shuttle]

he will never cause the righteous terror aldo spreads when he starts typing

[steady trellis]

that, comes with time

[ruby minnow]

he'll never have this

POG

[crimson flame]

[ocean pulsar]

a bright future awaits for brianfarters

[crimson flame]

a future when you get banned in brainfart then actually does something irl

[ocean pulsar]

getting banned on brainfart is like graduating

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1065069170909270037/8f2896615554c4f120190c7ee10f85b7a3f54a52069a89276032043e45fea87e_1.jpg2.jpg

[devout hull]

brian is a well known fart fetishist

[devout hull]

How interesting, indeed!

Opens up Google images, types "Jeanne fate inflation hentai"

Hm, not getting the results I want.

Oh well, I'll just edit Jeanne on a stock graph.

[urban ocean]

https://twitter.com/arawnsley/status/1615140587010916353

Adam Rawnsley (@arawnsley)

I don’t think I’m ready for the AI-generated “Muppets Take Fallujah” movie. I probably will never be. https://t.co/JUTc0KVKSB

Likes

31679

Retweets

4253

Twitter · Jan 17, 2023, 12:14 AM

[ocean pulsar]

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/743590453135540237/956341637133504613/Fridge_my_beloved.gif

[devout hull]

@midnight tree

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jeanne-jeanne-d-arc-guitar-gif-19003629

[devout hull]

https://www.youtube.com/@mirabeaustudios/videos

[fading shuttle]

yes i know

mirabeau very good

[devout hull]

I also love Grinch so here https://youtu.be/Cg7QRQvhomE

[ruby minnow]

guys

we survived Doom

[ruby minnow]

falco is here

oggi alle

[ruby minnow]

Vaas is my favorite character of all time

[grizzled meadow]

I swear Vaas sound like that buffed streamer you post sometime

The I just want to jerk oooooooooooooooooooooff dude

[crimson flame]

ye lol i was gonna type that

[grizzled meadow]

[ruby minnow]

yeah uh Falco i have something important to tell you

||oggi alle||

[lusty sonnet]

Nice

[warped elm]

oggi alle

[crimson flame]

i saw a clip where he played with a girl and he said "wait, can you do the 'youre a good boy' voice by yuumi?"

and the girl did just that

and he immediately broke down crying

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[ruby minnow]

@crimson flame Would you like some pussy?

mf i offer him a drink and he doesn't even answer

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887792460007374888/1065248763205128242/copium_coomer-1.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

What a fucking soyjack

My testosterone levels

[ruby minnow]

alright Falco

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking coomer

[ruby minnow]

i got some pussy

would you like some pussy

its great

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[midnight tree]

yum

hey falco

i'm eating spaghetti right now

[midnight tree]

guess what i did to the spaghetti falco

guess what i did before i boiled it

i dare you

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-dentist-dental-burger-gif-23656047

[crimson flame]

i already have 4, thanks

[grizzled meadow]

I can't answer in here with what I had in mind

[crimson flame]

oh no

[midnight tree]

yeah you know what i did to that spaghetti

[ocean pulsar]

falco I put bolognese sauce on bread

[eager igloo]

Did you break it in half

[ocean pulsar]

and then I put raw nr 5 pasta

on top

[heady crow]

Walt Jr glow up

[midnight tree]

||maybe||

[crimson flame]

shivering in fear
you... you snapped it in half didnt you

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1065253590287007764/20230117_215237.jpg

[ruby minnow]

btw guys

serious news

A 16 year old child in Russia got arrested for threating to blow up a government building in minecraft

[warm fossil]

that's an old one

[upper spruce]

Is Aldo ok?

[ruby minnow]

he's probably just busy with irl stuff

[warm fossil]

whatever it is

[upper spruce]

Good, good.

[warm fossil]

I don't care and just in case, I wish him the best

[midnight tree]

aldo died of ball fart

[upper spruce]

Well I ain't close to him either, but hope he be good.

[crimson flame]

he farted too hard 😔

[solar obsidian]

@heavy peak kiek svorio priaugai?

[digital quartz]

smh thats all we drink in germany

[warped elm]

coomer

[solar obsidian]

he must be trolling, even though it's a self burn by how he looks

[abstract path]

Aren't we old?

[ocean pulsar]

who's we

[warm fossil]

yes you are, me

I'm not

[ruby minnow]

he's speaking french

[hidden path]

time to get working

[ocean pulsar]

nintendo wii

[abstract path]

Lmao

But anyway

Hi me!!!!

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/league-leuge-gif-21795898

[midnight tree]

your honor, i don't care

[grizzled meadow]

[midnight tree]

seethe about it

[eager igloo]

Did you cure your dementia

[warm fossil]

Hi!!!!!!!!!!

[midnight tree]

i don't know bro

[abstract path]

Hru?

[midnight tree]

crystal!!!! haiiii!!!!

[ruby minnow]

man

fuck yo crystal

imma steal it

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/youtooz-big-chungus-spin-funny-gif-26470160
Daug

[abstract path]

The what?

[devout hull]

Congrats on the mod.

You're a real farter now.

[abstract path]

Howd you get mod?

[midnight tree]

alas, another mod to ignore

[devout hull]

Good enough behaviour and being an active Helper.

[abstract path]

Sheeesh

Congrats, dude!

[ruby minnow]

they're trying to replace Aldo

[midnight tree]

after how much i've helped people i should really get mod tbh

[devout hull]

frfr

[abstract path]

Noooooo

[heavy peak]

Better question: how did i even get here?

[abstract path]

🤝

That's the question i ask myself every day

Anyway this

[midnight tree]

evil laugh gang rise up

[warm fossil]

I'm finally going home

[midnight tree]

you're going homo?

damn bro that's epic

[pastel quartz]

blocked

[warm fossil]

nah bro I did that literally 20 minutes ago

[digital quartz]

right ?

[warm fossil]

I love being extremely gey near my classmates

[abstract path]

Shit i need to do my hip workouts

[midnight tree]

fr

[abstract path]

Wait you do?

[eager igloo]

Hi me

[amber marsh]

Maja got a new name?

[midnight tree]

it's core day today

[amber marsh]

Also I'm in Romania again 😭

[midnight tree]

my condolences

[ruby minnow]

protect your wallet

[warm fossil]

to be honest for me it's more of a silly joke and a way to annoy them

really annoy them

[pastel quartz]

why]

[amber marsh]

The 40 day thing I told you about?

[pastel quartz]

oh god

[midnight tree]

what thing

40 days in romania challenge?

[pastel quartz]

-194043713

[midnight tree]

[upper spruce]

School stuff?

[amber marsh]

My grandpa passed 40 days ago

It's a religious thing

[upper spruce]

Sorry to hear that.

[amber marsh]

I'm accompanying my mother so she isn't alone for it

[upper spruce]

Good boy, you are a good one.

[amber marsh]

And my father, once again did some stupid shit and we're the ones dealing with the consequences

[upper spruce]

sorry to hear that

[amber marsh]

It is what it is

[upper spruce]

take care Gumbito.

[amber marsh]

Ty Kriegster

[upper spruce]

Thanks, hon.

[midnight tree]

i wish you luck bro

[grizzled meadow]

@amber marsh you have all my love and support dude, take care and stay close to your mother

[upper spruce]

Need to spend some time with my mother, too.
Apparently she gets stressed about me for nothing

.>

Laters.

[heady crow]

Wow ok

[uncut obsidian]

:fridge:

@ruby minnow want to get some brain damage? check #1010953739760304149

[orchid robin]

I agree with your post completely

Fuck sparkling water

[pastel quartz]

fuc ku

[midnight tree]

sodaheads still be like "omg sparkling water is so bad" like they don't fucking inhale sparkling water with flavor on a daily basis

[pastel quartz]

every soda has so much sugar that its so disgusting eww

[digital quartz]

your soy oesophagus just can't handle the carbonation

[orchid robin]

i hate soda too

[somber warren]

Sparkling water haters be like: how am i supposed to drink this without metric shittons of sugar

cringe soda virgin vs Based Water Chad

[pastel quartz]

omgg yes

[digital quartz]

sparkling water chads unite

[midnight tree]

milk drinkers lets goo

[somber warren]

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

i will keep drinking whole milk no matter what vegans say

[somber warren]

only full fat tho, 1,5% tastes like water with milk powder

[digital quartz]

that feeling when taking the first sip of a blue saskia quell goes straight into the nose

perfect to wake you up in the morning

[midnight tree]

WHOLE MILK GANG BAYBEE

[somber warren]

Das Gute Saskia Wasser so muss dad

[pastel quartz]

somebody ever tried secef coffee?

[midnight tree]

secef?

[digital quartz]

Uni standard

[midnight tree]

you mean decaf?

[pastel quartz]

no, secef

[midnight tree]

no

never heard of it

what is it?

[somber warren]

nah i drink coffee for the effect not the taste, i literally drink 5 bucks per kilo aldi coffee

[pastel quartz]

a coffee, i guess

[devout hull]

Let m introduce you to the concept of sugar free energy drinks.

[midnight tree]

that shit is just unhealthy

[somber warren]

Sugar free

[pastel quartz]

they still taste like shit tho..

[devout hull]

Way cheaper than coffee. And if you buy them in powder form, you can adjust the dose however you want.

[somber warren]

yeah sure keep coping

[midnight tree]

sugar imitations are just worse

[pastel quartz]

xd

[somber warren]

Sugar free is a lie and you know it

[midnight tree]

bruh just buy instant coffee for fucks sake

[pastel quartz]

who cares if your energy drink is better or cheaper if youre gonna die from a heart attack in 5 years

[devout hull]

People don't die from drinking 2 cups of coffee a day.

[somber warren]

If something is advertised as "sugar free" you can be sure as shit that it is 100% not sugar free

[pastel quartz]

but.. you're talking about energy drinks?..

[weak jackal]

oh boy it's midnight, time for some iced coffee

[devout hull]

Spoken like a person who does not know how to properly check the contents of a bottle.

[eager igloo]

Midnight coffee best coffee

[devout hull]

Coffee is an energy drink

[pastel quartz]

xd

[narrow lotus]

Balls

[somber warren]

keep coping and drink your sugar water

[midnight tree]

"sugar free" just means it doesn't have any fuckin sucrose in it, meaning they have just put a bunch of more unhealthy chemicals to make it taste sweet instead

[devout hull]

cock

[pastel quartz]

Balls

[fair bay]

Saw this meesage, looked at it, found what you meant and now regret it. I sometimes hate my curiosity...

[midnight tree]

@devout hull

[meager maple]

Average conspiracy theory fan

[somber warren]

its a fact

[devout hull]

Perfect nick for this comment.

[warm fossil]

thinking about it, I'd really love to meet a person IRL who would accept the fact I'm gey

[midnight tree]

[pastel quartz]

me

[weak jackal]

a gift for you all

[midnight tree]

come to norway bro

[pastel quartz]

kill it

[somber warren]

no one cares these days who you fuck or who you don't fuck

[devout hull]

Are the people around you stuck in the early 2000s?

[orchid robin]

or 1990

or 1980

70

[devout hull]

Thanks. throws it into the trash

[orchid robin]

60

[warm fossil]

but alas, I live in Russia

[devout hull]

50s were prime gae hours

[orchid robin]

well seeing how the guy that cracked the german code got treated, i doubt that

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-pleading-cry-pleading-cry-cry-pleading-gif-18656617

[somber warren]

aye, guess your fucked then

[midnight tree]

omg gais no politikcsss!!!!!

[meager maple]

Political

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[devout hull]

lmao good fucking luck

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/cejm-cavalcade-rodifa-juhulati-gif-21763328

[wary flume]

Russia isn’t that bad tbh (I’m going to have the 14yo white Twitter girls raid my house please help)

[meager maple]

Obtain a firearm

[wary flume]

Can’t

Australia

Sucks

[weak jackal]

After i came out my brother was a huge pos. Thankfully the rest of my family supports me. We just don't talk anymore which is hard for my parents who just wants to see her kids being nice to eachother

[abstract path]

Guys what do you have planned for the future

[devout hull]

obtain a musket and a 3 inch ordnance cannon

[weak jackal]

omg australian bestie

[slim osprey]

Make one

[wary flume]

Haha no

[wary flume]

One step ahead of ya

[warm fossil]

god fucking dammit cannot even send a message

[midnight tree]

oh god we're being invaded by the australianoids

[abstract path]

🤝

[warm fossil]

if I made it really clear that I'm gey, yes
but I have no intentions of looking like the biggest gey in town

[weak jackal]

I'm from QLD, you?

[abstract path]

You just did

[eager igloo]

Better than poles

[abstract path]

You're insane

[wary flume]

I’m from the best state in the country

QLD

QLD NUMBER 1

[weak jackal]

LESTGOOOO

[abstract path]

Anyway

[midnight tree]

mfkin queenslanders

[abstract path]

For the future i have planned

[midnight tree]

got dam

[warm fossil]

correct

[abstract path]

Breakfast

[midnight tree]

breakfast gains

[abstract path]

And if we are speaking long term

Then that's dinner

[wary flume]

The best state

[eager igloo]

Why is it called Queensland if she's dead

[wary flume]

Stfu

[weak jackal]

It's in celebrations of her getting btfo'd

[midnight tree]

more like QUEEFSlanders

gottem

[warm fossil]

not die

[meager maple]

oof

[midnight tree]

norway numba 1

that's just how it is

[weak jackal]

This chart depicts someone before, during and after getting they/them pussy

[meager maple]

Number 6 extra dip

[midnight tree]

would

[fading shuttle]

me, fr

[wary flume]

Ugly ass buck tooth lookin yee yee shotgun ditty broke ass drivin the Corolla hurt ass usin Aloe vera

[wary flume]

Idk what I’m saying anymore

[midnight tree]

"secretly"

right

[wary flume]

My last shreds of sanity have left my body

[eager igloo]

Fuck off from my corolla

Best car in the world

[wary flume]

I must admit

I’m getting a Corolla

[midnight tree]

best vehicle in the world is these thighs

they get me where i need to go

[wary flume]

It’s a 2003 sortivo

[weak jackal]

how much for a ride 😎

[wary flume]

It’s slick asf

[hidden path]

I accept you brother

[midnight tree]

a hug

[wary flume]

YES

LETS GO

He approves

[devout hull]

shes morbin

[wary flume]

I wonder if aldo approves of my Corolla?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/morbius-im-about-to-morb-its-morbin-time-morbius-sweep-marvel-gif-25782014

[eager igloo]

I have 1999 corolla

[weak jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874536157533331466/902224458968875078/Collectable_cheese.gif

[eager igloo]

Never broke (on it's own)

[somber warren]

not a 2008? ahw hell nnah

[weak jackal]

I'm mind controlling you (oooOooOoH) you are now hungry for cheese sticks

[midnight tree]

real

[warm fossil]

man I'd really love some cheese sticks right now

[midnight tree]

i have only eaten oatmeal and rice w/ veggies for the last few weeks

[weak jackal]

sick gains

[midnight tree]

yes

these thighs need feedin

[devout hull]

Shit man, now I gotta find me a hobo to suck off.

[weak jackal]

still haven't beat dark souls one, but i beat 2 like 80 times

[midnight tree]

NEED

[midnight tree]

also based DS2 chad

[weak jackal]

it's my favourite game in the franchise and i always get bullied telling people ;((

[eager igloo]

I beat sekiro 5 times

[fading shuttle]

ds1 is my least favorite, i understand that ds2 is bad but its still my favorite

[devout hull]

If McDonalds did this without changing the price, they'd go bankrupt within the decade. But damn would they get so much cred.

[eager igloo]

And ds3 3 times

[midnight tree]

people who say DS2 is bad just suck at dark souls

fr

[eager igloo]

I don't like ds2 tho fr

[eager igloo]

And I'm good at souls

[fading shuttle]

skill issue

[midnight tree]

i like all the souls games

[weak jackal]

You guys wanna see my current elden ring character?

[midnight tree]

bet

[weak jackal]

She's gonna burn down some trees

[devout hull]

no seriously how does that even work

[midnight tree]

blowjob during gunfight

[weak jackal]

Bullet hell gluck gluck

[midnight tree]

real

[fading shuttle]

considering the age of most touhou characters

it might be an illegal manueveur

[sullen ermine]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910184629875654677/1060783026407215134/cZbWKdGS-TOofYtc.mp4

[somber warren]

of course its weeb shit, why did i know?

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1065269346756206683/nBEPnMjjXV-dgrlO.mp4

[midnight tree]

never played touhou but it got some slappin music

[ocean pulsar]

i know touhou people dodge water droplets in the shower

[weak jackal]

i played one of the touhou fighting games and played as frog hat girl

[meager maple]

Spy tf2

[ocean pulsar]

that's the extent of my touhou knowledge

[midnight tree]

🐸

[devout hull]

cat cocoon

[weak jackal]

also rip, stadia shut down today

[midnight tree]

who?

[weak jackal]

rip queen, gone before your time

[grim radish]

It’s so silly 😂😂😂

[fading shuttle]

stadia was that shitty "console" thing

[fading shuttle]

whatever the fuck it was

[midnight tree]

squarespace can fuckin expand deez nuts

[devout hull]

of course i am

[grim radish]

Real

[devout hull]

probably their goal

[warped elm]

expand DONG

[somber warren]

middle aged wemen are truly a mystery

[eager igloo]

Testicular cancer

[somber warren]

or just wemen in general

[devout hull]

probably their goal

[warped elm]

expant the colony

let them in

let them in

[midnight tree]

kinda sad the joy of elden ring wore off after my first playthrough

i was hella thorough in said first playthrough tho

[fading shuttle]

elden ring just didnt vibe with me the way the dark souls games did

[midnight tree]

i don't know how to put it

[midnight tree]

but it slapped hard as long as it did tho

[midnight tree]

still can't believe this fella chose the name "rag'n'bone man"

like

he has a bit more than just rags and bones on him

[eager igloo]

Won't work on my pc unfortunately

[midnight tree]

if you know what i mean

[solar obsidian]

still i like his songs, especially this one

[midnight tree]

same

[fading shuttle]

elden rings issue is that its too big to be replayed effectively

[devout hull]

spoken like someone who doesn't use the teleport glitches

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704375618430566425/1065024354645200957/igVideo-1.mp4

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/angy-bladerunner-blade-runner-2049-gif-16913771

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner-gif-19054250

[weak jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-fucking-get-you-gif-24264380

[midnight tree]

sometimes i just walk into woods i don't know just to get lost for a while

[weak jackal]

Sometimes i like silently following people who get lost in the woods

[midnight tree]

real