🎪bruh-fart

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/noahika-embed-fail-gif-25324053

[slim osprey]

Need their address asap

[dreamy agate]

3828 Piermont Dr, Albuquerque, NM

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/emojify-gif-23955079

[eternal panther]

mfw when the joining ritual for becoming a crusader was kissing the homies dick

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-banishment-epic-embed-gif-24824619

[digital quartz]

Ngl I feel like turning to dust would feel kinda good

[upper spruce]

bro 😄

[languid rapids]

damm my guy got the power slide tech down pat for his life speedrun

[digital quartz]

Btw I found out Jeremy was in 2 boybands not just one we still have some digging to do

[heady crow]

F ! 5

[heady crow]

😭

Theres another

[midnight tree]

E+0

[heady crow]

Goddamnit

[dreamy agate]

These vibes

[wind forum]

Ginger!

[digital quartz]

Third time is the charm maybe thats what he meant with the new chapter

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-epic-embed-fail-epic-embed-funeral-snake-metal-gear-solid-gif-25500737

[heady crow]

I hope. That or fashion model tbh

[vivid edge]

Kid: Mom, can I have Noita?
Mom: No. We have Noita at home
Noita at home:

https://i.redd.it/bmf1k95uwaca1.png

[broken topaz]

i'm A @ 0 for sure

[heady crow]

Cori post the gif of jeremy jumping on the table

[digital quartz]

Do it

[orchid robin]

No balls

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-swag-fail-table-table-flip-gif-20859137

[wind forum]

You an E ! 6

[heady crow]

Ahahahaha

[digital quartz]

Lets goooooo

[heady crow]

Its so much better when it cuts off at him laying there

[warm fossil]

J+8

[eternal panther]

qt3.14

[digital quartz]

Whens the next battlebit test ? Im too lazy to look im in bed rn

[midnight tree]

alright enough sitting around

i'm gonna go lift

[warm fossil]

jan 18

[pastel quartz]

Can we mod the b-hop music to start everytime the player see a fracture? Those things are insane

[warm fossil]

and

[broken topaz]

Lift these nuts

[midnight tree]

bet

[heady crow]

18.1 3am for you

[warm fossil]

jan 21

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mklpkl-monkey-jump-monkey-attack-gif-20830056

[midnight tree]

i have warm hands bro

your balls are gonna get SIZZLED

[solar obsidian]

where original song

[digital quartz]

3am ?

[warped elm]

imagine it yourself

[heady crow]

@cedar hatch

[heady crow]

Ye

Theres another at 8:30pm the same day

[digital quartz]

eu times

[solar obsidian]

why not just put it there?

[orchid robin]

Hmmmmmmmm

30 more mins and off i go to catch le bus

[warm fossil]

6 AM and 11:30 PM for me

[orchid robin]

Okay im gonna do something very stupid rn

I will put some faith into humanity and leave my stuff here to go for a piss that should last at most 40 seconds

[steady trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/reference-captain-america-avengers-understood-gif-7991943

[digital quartz]

So we can look forward to a new dutyer in 40 seconds ?

[warped elm]

youre anyoying

[solar obsidian]

how so?

[warm fossil]

40 seconds passed

we lost Dutyer

[digital quartz]

Yeah that phone is gone

[solar obsidian]

his stuff got stolen

[digital quartz]

I wouldve never seen the cat if it wasnt for the circle

[warped elm]

massive W

[grizzled meadow]

I already am, it's filtered

[digital quartz]

Me and the boys when rolling on pills

[warm fossil]

guys I think this is a nuclear bomb

[cedar hatch]

I know the F14 is one of the best dogfighters ever build, but beating a thrust vectoring Su-57 was kinda yikes

[cedar hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/tuckmein-gif-21386542

[heady crow]

You when you found amogus?

[eager igloo]

God I wish that was me

[midnight tree]

@heady crow @broken topaz new thigh pics just dropped

[heady crow]

Dms

[midnight tree]

Found an old full body mirror

[heady crow]

Yoooo

[midnight tree]

Had to redo it

[broken topaz]

ayo

[heady crow]

"Mirror o mirror who may be the most caked up of the land?"

[digital quartz]

im so glad he is not man sized

imagine the damage he could do

03 Greedo out on parole

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-cat-cats-cat-sleeping-cat-in-bed-gif-21727024

[grizzled meadow]

Feel cute, might delete later

[digital quartz]

why you got a pic of Iedys dad ?

[grizzled meadow]

Because I am Iedys dad

[digital quartz]

😱

[errant river]

Fake

[grizzled meadow]

How dare you

You're not even a Hologram

[errant river]

Prove it

[digital quartz]

checkmate

[grizzled meadow]

You're typing stuff, holograms can't do that

[errant river]

I'm using voice input how about that

[digital quartz]

whose Hologram are you tho ?

[eager igloo]

All machines must shut the fuck up

[upper spruce]

p!implode 470359217765613588

[upper spruce]

[errant river]

p!implode 272471972448043008

[errant river]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-emoji-disintegrating-emoji-disappearing-meme-21st-century-gif-24891417

[digital quartz]

@broken topaz @heady crow NOOOOOO not the fragrance pants

[plucky void]

goddamn that's high quality

[pastel quartz]

usa is really so small?

[languid rapids]

apparently. im only 5 foot 7 which i guess is about average

[digital quartz]

those silhouettes are not to scale

[heady crow]

When a chapter ends another begins 😭

I cant believe the fragrance pants are gone tho

[digital quartz]

not his favorite pair of fragrance pants

[digital quartz]

ayo you down to watch Vinland saga today ?

[warped elm]

AALAALAJSHSVS

[digital quartz]

you good ?

blink twice if this is a cry for help

[warped elm]

my interner isnt BECAUSE THANKS VODAFONE

[digital quartz]

Vodafone Germany ?

[warped elm]

yes

the failure of a company that should get a pipe bomb mailed to them

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-hes-right-you-know-hes-right-you-know-get-this-man-whenthe-gif-21660716

[digital quartz]

yeah Vodafone Germany fucks up A LOT in certain regions

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-black-panther-black-panther-marvel-marvel-gif-25406660

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-stalcraft-gif-27233172

[warped elm]

cant mommy,am on the toilet

[pastel quartz]

then after toilet

[warped elm]

housw chores :(

[pastel quartz]

aw :c

[warped elm]

sowwy mom

[grizzled meadow]

The waffle house has found its new host

[urban ocean]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/376219687786250243/1064565305843654676/trim.02C17BE6-86E4-4A5D-B540-ECE75AD68461.mov

[maiden wind]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[pastel quartz]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Chad Sky

[lusty sonnet]

Gtanil :(

[upper spruce]

OMG

NO

NONONO

HELL NO!

HEEEEEEEEEEEELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

HELL NAH!!!

THERE'S A FUCKING MERCENARY IN "ODD IS HE" WITH A FUCKING CHICKEN FOR ASSAULT PET!!

https://tenor.com/view/cock-calling-you-gif-18569393

[warped elm]

why is she

[upper spruce]

p!explode 470359217765613588

[upper spruce]

Darn 😮

p!implode 772374794112729098

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/jordandabarbie-gif-20695419

a hero he was

[upper spruce]

Hang on, time for my intelectual mode.

p!explode 265560273174265857

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1064547378763419758/ezgif-1-208c8cdb85.gif

[simple cipher]

if she got the grippy socks, she got the grippy box

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1064311199124160522/image0-8-1.gif

[amber marsh]

Does anyone here know russian?

Or ukranian or that kind of slavic language?

[heady crow]

8pm fine for you?

[pastel quartz]

i do

[amber marsh]

Hai maja uwu

[pastel quartz]

hai daduwu

[amber marsh]

What is this?

[pastel quartz]

egg

[digital quartz]

20:00 UTC+2

[amber marsh]

Maja we both know you ain't smart enough to tell what things are from just a glance

[pastel quartz]

i think youc an seew hati it is dummy, a dessertw ith oranges

[amber marsh]

And I wouldn't be here asking what an egg is

[ocean pulsar]

It's a desert

[heady crow]

Your timezone, gmt+1 is it

[amber marsh]

Yeah but I want a name, and what is the white outside is

[ocean pulsar]

"Tangerines in snow"

[digital quartz]

oh yeye 20:00 is perfect

[heady crow]

Bet

[digital quartz]

those are clearly giant hard boiled eggs

[amber marsh]

What's the white outside?

[ocean pulsar]

let me read through it, I don't know russian but serbian's close enough

[pastel quartz]

8-10 tangerines
800 grams of sour cream (20-25%)
30 grams of gelatin
200 milliliters of water
200 grams of sugar

sour cream and gelatin

[ocean pulsar]

well there you go

[amber marsh]

So the outside is some sort of custa- sour cream huh? Interesting

Ty maja and Renner, u two are angels

[ocean pulsar]

I tried

[pastel quartz]

thanks daddy, love u too

[amber marsh]

Love you too my daughter

[crimson flame]

thats like 90% sugar

u sure u dont have diabetes?

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/981657455807311872/25C0A027-5798-4845-B625-2A30052AFE22.gif

[pastel quartz]

i dont eat that shit

[crimson flame]

[amber marsh]

Wait so is it sour cream?

[pastel quartz]

yes

do uw ant me to translate all of it

[amber marsh]

I'll find a recipe online somewhere dont worry

Doubt I'll be making it but yk

Ya all ever clear the search bar history on YouTube?

[crimson flame]

i just realized that drinking coffee then smoke is pretty much the same as working out then jacking off

[ocean pulsar]

After trying for 25 minutes to find a very specific and very schizophrenic meme

[pastel quartz]

huh,w hats wrongw ith working out tehn jacking off

[amber marsh]

I've never had a proper taco in my life so that sounds real

[amber marsh]

You're valid

[crimson flame]

nothing wrong, just feels good

[pastel quartz]

this?

[amber marsh]

And how do you like your coffee?

[crimson flame]

i dont smoke so i dont know how it feels like... until now i guess

[digital quartz]

breakfast of champions

[crimson flame]

thats like 80% porn

[amber marsh]

A lot of xvidoes huh? Jkjk and yeah

[pastel quartz]

none of it is porn?..

[crimson flame]

with sweetened milk

[pastel quartz]

the only thing i search is xqc

[amber marsh]

xqc is pretty cute

Not even remotely close to Ryan Reynolds but yk

[amber marsh]

Aight, time to wake up

[crimson flame]

i dont have any sus shit on my history

[pastel quartz]

gobble

[amber marsh]

Hmm, coffee sadly never did anything to me so I never bothering going for it cuz of how bitter it is unless I drown it in milk and sugar, and at that point, I'm not drinking coffee, yk?

[crimson flame]

huh

do you drink a lot of energy drink

[amber marsh]

I seem to be clear

[crimson flame]

polish cow

[pastel quartz]

smitty!! >~<

[amber marsh]

Whenever I can for the taste, they sadly dont do anything either

[crimson flame]

yeah thats why

[amber marsh]

I have a high tolerance to caffeine

[pastel quartz]

cypis is a fucking junkie and a weirdo tho

[amber marsh]

I tried coffee first

[narrow briar]

cypis?

[crimson flame]

you've built too much resistances to coffee and taurine

[narrow briar]

still adjusting to the news that maja is polish

you have built up too much resistance to tangerine

[amber marsh]

Huh? Maja is polish?

[pastel quartz]

ur so dumb

ill punh u

[amber marsh]

My memory is deteriorating

[crimson flame]

i used to have that kind of resistance, coffee didnt do anything

had to not drink coffee for 2 weeks to get it back to normal

[pastel quartz]

im allergic to cofe

[narrow briar]

coffen

[pastel quartz]

dad my mum is mad that im not wearing pants ;c

[narrow briar]

le wut

[crimson flame]

why are you like this

[steady trellis]

coffee only tastes bad if you dont know how to - just like most things

[crimson flame]

i used to add milk and sugar but it just doesnt taste as good as adding sweetened milk

[steady trellis]

but alsom most coffee served is shit

[crimson flame]

and sweetened milk is cheaper and lasts longer. i didnt even need to add that much, just two teaspoons

[amber marsh]

It never did anything to me to begin with tho, then sent into energy drinks like red bull (cold bull piss), hell and some hell coffee's and then monster which I've stuck with cuz of the abundance of flavors and this specific banger

[crimson flame]

define specific banger

[steady trellis]

as a RB employee i am offended

[crimson flame]

whats rb

[digital quartz]

red bull

[crimson flame]

bro

[pastel quartz]

that isnt u, right?

[amber marsh]

That monster

[crimson flame]

how many monster cans u drink in a day

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1064604844247236658/123_11.mp4

[amber marsh]

Who else would it be???

[steady trellis]

diabetes starter pack fr

[amber marsh]

About 2 to 3 a week

[pastel quartz]

whats ur bmi? that picture looks like ur a whale

[crimson flame]

oh ok thats actually nice

[digital quartz]

💀 mfers judging off of 1 pic

[amber marsh]

Tf I get something like that once every 2 weeks if I'm lucky

[pastel quartz]

whats ur bmi

[crimson flame]

maja its called field of view

he probably used wide lens

[amber marsh]

Tf is a bmi

[digital quartz]

body mass index

height and weight

[crimson flame]

and age

[pastel quartz]

its not about fov, or wide lens, its about the stuff he eats wtf do u mean

[crimson flame]

oh

[amber marsh]

I'm 20

[crimson flame]

fries and bread cant be that bad

sandwich

[pastel quartz]

https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmi-m.htm

[amber marsh]

And if you want those measurements I need to measure

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1064604247246766180/VID_20221228_204709_649.mp4.mp4

[amber marsh]

Which I'm not gonna bother with rn

[steady trellis]

I dont judge, you defile that temple of yours however you please

[pastel quartz]

14.7-15.2 hehe

[amber marsh]

Maja ain't you underweight?

I'm 820 kilos less goooo

[amber marsh]

I wonder what the highest score is

[digital quartz]

bmi highscore ?

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/836625763935322142/1000493846091808880/image0-10.gif

[upper spruce]

lel
I hope you are keeping your room clean, Gumbito.

[amber marsh]

Yeah xD

[upper spruce]

Enjoy your club-Sandvichito

[amber marsh]

It says 56.2 and I'm dam sure I'm not obese

Cuz doctors told me I'm fine

[pastel quartz]

[amber marsh]

And I can still move

Yeah I'm using metric like a normal human being

[upper spruce]

@amber marsh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKbHuqSuMPg

[amber marsh]

56.2 I probs wouldnt be able to get up

[pastel quartz]

whats ur bmi thennn

[gaunt trout]

tbh i wish i could have dinners like that every day

[amber marsh]

The fuckin thing said 56.2 wtf

[pastel quartz]

ok, tell me ur height and weight then

[gaunt trout]

this is wallpaper on desktop? @amber marsh

[digital quartz]

address and ssn too while you are at it

[amber marsh]

It's super juicy and yummy but you do not want that every day

[gaunt trout]

and magic numbers on credit card

[amber marsh]

Huh?

[pastel quartz]

dad tell me

[amber marsh]

One moment

[gaunt trout]

that on monitor

what is that

[amber marsh]

Maja chill, goddam

[fading shuttle]

i love being healthy weight

[pastel quartz]

send liknk

[fading shuttle]

not like those people that are so bottom they cant even eat right

[fading shuttle]

https://www.calculator.net/bmi-calculator.html?ctype=metric&cage=18&csex=m&cheightfeet=5&cheightinch=10&cpound=160&cheightmeter=182&ckg=70&printit=0&x=75&y=10

[pastel quartz]

eeh, its ifne

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1064607038119878817/FmkxdzDWQAEmcFD.png

[fading shuttle]

maja be like

https://tenor.com/view/wrath-of-the-machine-fan-wrath-wotm-destiny1-destiny2-gif-26416385

[digital quartz]

cmon guys thats fucked up

[fading shuttle]

the machinist is a good movie ok

[rose ferry]

maja's fine, I was way worse for a while

[plucky void]

https://media1.tenor.co/images/26ffed98e13a54ac9ada1ada78c7070c/tenor.gif?c=VjFfZmFjZWJvb2tfd2ViY29tbWVudHM&itemid=23806100

[rose ferry]

he just needs some good food

[plucky void]

stfu about bmi and look at this highly advanced fishing technique

[rose ferry]

I'm an excellent cook

[rose ferry]

you're right

[plucky void]

maja don't care

maja too brainrotted, only wants excellent cock

[rose ferry]

me too

[digital quartz]

thats true, I cant believe Bales transformation after the movie tho

[rose ferry]

but the fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach

[fading shuttle]

oh no not another one

[rose ferry]

hohee

[plucky void]

I thought it was through the sternum

[rose ferry]

oh we haven't met yet

[digital quartz]

not sure if innuendo

[rose ferry]

I'm quoting sisko, just replacing "woman" with "man"

[lusty sonnet]

Stabbing time?

[fading shuttle]

nah, thats just a saying, means the best way to get a man is cook good food

[fading shuttle]

bingo

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

[amber marsh]

Got 27 bingos, nice

[pastel quartz]

half of it shouldnt really bea redflag

[digital quartz]

how is watching documentaries a red flag for you but not bad hygiene ?

[pastel quartz]

dumb

[crimson flame]

trash tier bingo ngl

[amber marsh]

Less goooo

[pastel quartz]

teh opposite tomb

documentaries, religious, inactive social medias or -30k shouldnt be a redflag

i just picked the ones that i h

[pastel quartz]

true

[crimson flame]

short is a red flag? i guess am sorry bcs my parents didnt pull all my limbs hard enough when i was 5

[digital quartz]

maja ... if you say "half of these shouldn't be a red flag" one would assume you mean the x'ed out ones

[pastel quartz]

yeah that too i guess

[zinc compass]

Tho question is morphine and painkillers are drugs?

[pastel quartz]

no, nobody assumed that

[plucky void]

a lot of those "red flags" are fuckin dumb, true

[crimson flame]

depends if u abuse it or not

[pastel quartz]

everything is a drug if u use it as a drug

[solar obsidian]

if from a doctor then no

[plucky void]

er guys...

[solar obsidian]

i mean they are drugs but this bingo would assume addiction to drugs

[plucky void]

pharmacies are also called drug stores for a reason?

[zinc compass]

I mean

[plucky void]

I know this is brainfart but you guys are taking it a bit far

[zinc compass]

Is military Russian morphine a drug

[crimson flame]

it is a drug

because they need them

so its not bad

but

[amber marsh]

Avocado marker for the flex

[fading shuttle]

i frequently take prescription headache medication because i have very bad headaches

[crimson flame]

if u buy 2 kg of it then consume like 10 strips a day then ur a drug addict, which is bad

[fading shuttle]

dont think it counts as doing drugs

[crimson flame]

might need to do a full checkup

[fading shuttle]

they are frequent enough that i joke about there being a gas leak in my room

[plucky void]

Dr. House wants a word

[fading shuttle]

we did, even a brain scan

[amber marsh]

I assumed it the same way as twitter and reddit and such, didn't really count discord as social media

[fading shuttle]

nothing

[crimson flame]

what about blood test

[fading shuttle]

and i got my brain scanned while i had a fucking headache

yep, everything

[crimson flame]

hypertension usually

[amber marsh]

It has some decent porn and some youtubers still update their stuff there

Oh and a live feed on the world ending

[fading shuttle]

only real i idea i have as to why is stress

but i had them when i was chilling in the middle of summer break aswell

[plucky void]

dude browses Twitter for porn

[fading shuttle]

why else would you use that cesspit?

[pastel quartz]

wait,t hats the same thing
if it even would be truth

[amber marsh]

^

[plucky void]

how about not using it at all

[amber marsh]

Read it again maja

[heady crow]

Ye but drom different perspectives

[amber marsh]

That's the whole point of the meme xd

[heady crow]

Ye

[digital quartz]

I will not comment

[plucky void]

poor maja

speaking of

is it pronounced "maja" with an actual J or "maya"

[pastel quartz]

maya

[fading shuttle]

its pronounced maja not maja

[plucky void]

alright now I can mentally vocalize your name correctly when I curse your existence to the chaos gods

[heady crow]

Legit everyone in vc pronounces it with j tho

😭

[pastel quartz]

ever heard of the zoo streamer maja? even americans pronounce it with Y

[digital quartz]

that always made me wonder, maya is such a common name in german and I always thought I said it worng

[digital quartz]

bro got me squinting

[steady trellis]

as if you wouldnt be able to curate your twitter feed

smh

you see what you follow

[pastel quartz]

help

[midnight tree]

back from the gym lads

back at it again with da fried rice

the thighs need feedin

[digital quartz]

my mans lives off of a lifetime supply of fried rice and veggies

[midnight tree]

yes

it tasted fucking wonderful as always

because i am a great cock

[digital quartz]

is there sigma affirmation videos but for cooking ? I feel like you would love those

[midnight tree]

i don't need affirmation

[midnight tree]

i just need fried rice and veggies

[digital quartz]

understandable

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-ehrmantraut-breaking-bad-kim-wexler-jonathan-banks-gif-25907118

[digital quartz]

tf is Mike doin ?

[midnight tree]

he's breaking bad

[heady crow]

Thats when Jonathan Banks turned into mike

Bravo bince

[gaunt trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vI0HmznioI&ab_channel=SonyPicturesEntertainmentIndia

finally i may learn how to do this

[midnight tree]

kill

kill

kill

[gaunt trout]

https://tenor.com/view/battlegif-gif-26092303

[crimson flame]

what a bad day to have eyes and ears

i wish to remove them

[digital quartz]

just take them off

[zinc compass]

Thank god i live in a place away from Americans with autism

[upper spruce]

VC has only one user now

lel

Major SKill Issue

[errant river]

https://youtu.be/sQjrMI6ZxMY

[amber marsh]

lmao

[solar obsidian]

and how does the gif look like?

[amber marsh]

how is that politics, AYO?

[amber marsh]

Two now

[pastel quartz]

why

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064618046263664670/f912b74a3b2f80f257b6b2387332b8facd9daf857be1431a951b83162161fdad_1.jpg2.jpg

[pastel quartz]

blue milk

[amber marsh]

Meth milk

milk the meth tiddies

[upper spruce]

lel dragon's milk

https://products0.imgix.drizly.com/ci-new-holland-dragons-milk-stout-ff8efa0be8cecd49.png?auto=format%2Ccompress&ch=Width%2CDPR&fm=jpg&q=20

[digital quartz]

mr jones, can I send you a business proposition per mail ?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/battlegif-gif-26092303

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/103209684680323072/1064620563382948040/Apple.mp4

[amber marsh]

is that gonna play for ever?

cuz it's 0:19/0:-1

[upper spruce]

Iz cursed

[grizzled meadow]

Kindly fuck off

[amber marsh]

what did they send?

[grizzled meadow]

A jumpscare video, I got scared

[digital quartz]

instant ban

[gaunt trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1059891394765926410/1064618562569900193/this_goes_hard.mp4

[amber marsh]

bruh moment

[grizzled meadow]

@slim osprey

[amber marsh]

also I learnt today, that you aren't supposed to inhale the cigar smoke

[slim osprey]

Mine's way better

[gaunt trout]

fuckin falco jumps scare

again

[amber marsh]

I will keep that knowledge in mind for the time that will never come

[vivid edge]

lmao Falco i'm sorry

are you okay ?

https://tenor.com/view/tuckmein-gif-21386542

[amber marsh]

can I see the jumpscare vid pls?

dm it? 👉👈 🥺

[vivid edge]

it's not really scary

IMO i would not have posted it if it did not actually make me laugh

[amber marsh]

that was a poggers joke

it made me laugh and then coughed

[vivid edge]

yeah

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064623018963370024/87c7c4c45e0eaa70b78691961ca4cd0ea83b7804c18c23afe5167e9f76582a79_1.mp4

[amber marsh]

cuz sore throat

[grizzled meadow]

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah I'm fine now, don't worry

I watched the video like 100 times already

[amber marsh]

Hey falco

https://tenor.com/view/dance-left-shark-shark-gif-20439402

[grizzled meadow]

One sec

[amber marsh]

ayo?

[grizzled meadow]

Okay you already got the video

[amber marsh]

I already saw it btw

yeah xD

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064623189348593814/Screenshot_20210715-220053_Instagram.jpg

[amber marsh]

omg

[grizzled meadow]

OF COURSE YOU ALREADY KNOW IT WAS A JUMPSCARE

[amber marsh]

xD

I laughed at the mf jumping from his bed afterwards xD

[pastel quartz]

awwww

[amber marsh]

wouldn't she know how to do it herself by now?

also can we talk about how self centered cat girls would be?

not to mention abusive

[vivid edge]

gumbito post the shark jumpscae

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1064618445297172530/a0490cf1ca98a27ddefae9e24b8544e104e67e8d850d80c25f4dd22761e0ae14_1.jpg2.jpg

[amber marsh]

I'm too tempted

[midnight tree]

not if i'm abusive first

[amber marsh]

the perfect match

honestly how do people tolerate cats

the only reason we needed them is to get the rats out of our food reserves for winter

and now you get shit like this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4xNZoPZJDCU

like bro why do we keep these shits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT3eZEijWKM

BRO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING

[grizzled meadow]

New gameplay?

[amber marsh]

3 weeks ago

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064624384377114664/06a0a5a760c160958ff7174db63debc9466432fc65a9fc12e08e004bb74ab55a_1.jpg2.jpg

[amber marsh]

sry

[grizzled meadow]

I swear this game looks too good

I also watched a leaked thing

An old build, not finished, blablabla

[midnight tree]

more like atomic fart

[amber marsh]

too many mfs are simping for the robot "mommies"

[grizzled meadow]

The melee combat is SERIOUSLY bad

Enemies are more spongy than Spongebob

[amber marsh]

the graphics looked dope

[grizzled meadow]

I hope they'll fix this

The graphics are dope even in this leaked 480p video and it looks like the official videos

But the melee combat is seriously bad

[amber marsh]

the vid is on 4k xD

that's just discord being doo doo

[grizzled meadow]

I'm talking the leaked video I watched, not yours

[amber marsh]

wtf why is is all japanese wtf

the frame rate looks kinda poo poo on my vid

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/830494285047922711/1063994736819585204/FB_IMG_1673529872890.jpg

[pastel quartz]

i mean shes not wrong

it also looks like -4 celsius

[vivid edge]

it do

[grim radish]

Sus

[vivid edge]

that's why it's hilarious, can't unsee it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760771890498502667/1062360819398099015/3c5f591a0ef4dd08403d0b9cef02e2a6.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042791141441019934/1064594980800303255/01BB65F1-F684-4FFE-BE0F-600B79E359F4.jpg

[hoary elk]

Real?

[hasty dove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/215463649668497408/1064616627808780448/image.png

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/334559751243300874/1064627841389576294/10dfa4e05f4f0ee2a10adb0e6d6412b003fc2f97e5d6ba3493caac4c97445ccf_12.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/680451004281389111/1064595485588992000/Screenshot_20230116-181505_Gallery.png

[uneven sinew]

Is this true?

Can't be

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064628912023425134/eca.jpg

[uneven sinew]

Wait I've seen the ending now. It seems true

[vivid edge]

we won't ever know

[covert vigil]

Of course they do

Also melee combat sucks in Stalker too what's your point

(unless it's a major focus of the game idk)

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwgjnKf8tuQ

[coral egret]

im winning

[pastel quartz]

ew

[languid rapids]

i would consider being active on social media to be a red flag lol

[glad tree]

I'd agree but that's like 90% of people under the age of 30.

[languid rapids]

Id have the no car row but I make 60k a year so.

[languid rapids]

also buying an apple phone is a red flag to me. becuase it shows you have no idea what the actual value of a smart phone is. if you spend more than like 300 dollars on a smart phone ur in my opinion dumb. its a phone.

[amber marsh]

🥣

[languid rapids]

I have yet to see a cat I wouldnt hug tbh

[orchid robin]

im eating what might just be the last scoop of caviar i will have in years

[urban ocean]

I know her porn name lol

[languid rapids]

id even hug the ugly ones

[languid rapids]

her

I could actually be misremembering lol

I know one of these memes was a trap

its been like. 6 years

[orchid robin]

man/woman, who cares

[urban ocean]

Is that a femboy? Cause the face looks awfully familiar to a porn chick

[orchid robin]

they both share a common hole

[urban ocean]

Sexy Pattycake or whatever

[languid rapids]

I actually dont know for sure. what I do know is that one of those memes that was out at the same time was just sneaky who does trap cosplay and a bunch of people got trolled

or someone else

its been too long

im too lazy to go look it up

[slim osprey]

Man, woman, who cares? I'm putting my dick in it anyways

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033417729857814610/1033418452720963694/trim.DFCA73BA-A632-4EF4-8729-2A74A0AC2614.mp4

best fucking thing I've seen all day in the guns and bullets thread

bro shitpost for rp channel is funnier than it needs to be

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/this-has-been-a-sponsored-message-jared-dines-sponsored-ad-paid-segment-gif-19971032

[amber marsh]

lmao

[pastel quartz]

ill sponsor you to sponsor my ass

that doesnt erally make sense does it

[devout hull]

I have finished Graveyard Keeper in 4 days.

Interesting game.

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/357063673266831371/1064639261590171781/hq6wtx3upeca1.png

[plucky void]

beware the pipeline

[languid rapids]

accurate

[austere shadow]

What pipeline?

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1055128505484058795/gamma_pipeline.jpg

[austere shadow]

Damn

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1064644689371869294/IMG_5249.png

[pastel quartz]

i dont undertsand

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-neco-arc-melty-blood-gif-26530064

[midnight tree]

i'm done

[ocean pulsar]

i'm done

[pastel quartz]

with me? jesus ur quick

[midnight tree]

i'm done eating

headass

[hasty dove]

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1558220417151602693/pu/vid/1280x720/osVxmsI5RwKpmx3n.mp4?tag=12

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/im-done-stick-a-fork-in-me-over-it-ready-to-go-no-more-to-say-gif-22219590

[solar obsidian]

he's done

[austere shadow]

Sidorussy wangy wangy

[pastel quartz]

oh my god i had like a heart attack, the guy on the left looks like one guy i met that was incredibly homophobic, racist and all that shit..

[austere shadow]

Damn

Wish I met him

[pastel quartz]

huh, why? he'd tell u to unalive yourself

[austere shadow]

Oh, on the left? Not on the right?
And why would he tell me that?

[pastel quartz]

on the left, yup

[austere shadow]

Damn

[solar obsidian]

it was you that i met? what are the chances

[austere shadow]

[midnight tree]

bro he can't be going around tryina be homophobic

i'd have my dick in his ass before he could utter the f-word

no homo

[pastel quartz]

wtf dont waste ur dick on that, do that in me

[austere shadow]

Right? Since when the submissive fembussy has the right to be rude

[midnight tree]

i don't see you tryina call me a homophobic slur

[pastel quartz]

u! u fuck!

[midnight tree]

aight bet

[pastel quartz]

oki, when do you want me to bend over

[devout hull]

Damn it, there is no Graveyard Keeper porn.

[midnight tree]

about the time when i get there

[devout hull]

Ms Chain's proportions are going unused!

[pastel quartz]

oki

[ocean pulsar]

What in the fresh hell is happening

[midnight tree]

i'm on my shit again

i'm back on it

once more

[devout hull]

Standing here

on my shit

[midnight tree]

fr fr

[midnight tree]

real

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064648766654795826/7425dde0dc9214e9256f3af6e427f17a0b1816f9f4ba6b5c1e240377dcbe4dc4_1.mp4

[edgy abyss]

anyone else look at their cat just chilling, minding it's own business in peace and just go:

https://tenor.com/view/deadpool-not-on-my-watch-gif-10542824

[ocean pulsar]

I had a cat but it got hit by a car

probably

[edgy abyss]

and just go and absolutely pet the ever living shit out of it?

[languid rapids]

my cat liked hugs. I bet I can find a picture

[edgy abyss]

mine doesn't like to be held... Too bad it's not my problem

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/834187478117515354/1064491679312252949/bietmien.mp4

[languid rapids]

old ass picture I was cleaning out my tech drawer and she wanted to be right there so I put a blanket on her ol

[midnight tree]

very nice

[plucky void]

p!cat

[foggy mantle]

Powered by weeb.sh

[edgy abyss]

awww, I love him/her ❤️

[languid rapids]

nobody in the shelter wanted her because she bit people so I went over there and "biting" was like. lightly putting her teeth on your hand. and then she wouldnt let me put her down. wasnt even going to pick a cat that day. took her 5 mins to convince me to take her.

my roomate at the time wanted to look at cats.

[edgy abyss]

since when are biting cats a bad thing?

[languid rapids]

idk they made it seem like it was violent. I watched her with this old couple. she batted their hands lightly and then did the "biting" then and they were like "oh not her" bruh.

everybody wanted the kittens she was already like 5. easiest pick ever for me lol. I went back to college and she went to live with some of my friends on their farm in the praries. shes still out there they love her

had her for like 2 years though

[edgy abyss]

CATS JUST BITE! WTF?! IT'S NORMAL YOU SENILE OLD FUCKS!

[thin willow]

What's good my fellow racists and xenophobes

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064653594520977439/FB_IMG_1673903219488.jpg

[edgy abyss]

[thin willow]

The homo walk do be speedy

[weak jackal]

me on my way to beat up monolith and turn off the brain scorcher

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064653743762714724/dd2ddcf9328d9d752b1ba73380a3ca90ed22317282a1a1041983a0f480977a93_1.jpg2.jpg?width=431&height=662

[midnight tree]

we chillin

straight up

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/binchillin-john-cena-gif-24833239

[midnight tree]

had a good workout today and got my fried rice on POINT

[thin willow]

Straightest eastern Europeans

[heavy peak]

you just could hear that the B was ready

[thin willow]

Tucker was ready to live tucker react himself

[midnight tree]

nah that is straight up majima

[languid rapids]

the us should segregate people who go to starbucks from everybody else. let them buy their 13 dollar coffee on the other side of the barrier

[languid rapids]

i cant even repost it... the other conditions are too easy to meet cause it doesnt exclude family

[weak jackal]

sorry guys you can't post anymore, ship is blocking the channel

[languid rapids]

https://tenor.com/bwtAP.gif

there. ships gone

[weak jackal]

There we go

[ocean pulsar]

Violence solving problems again

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739929674636984380/887136220457615380/Cat.gif

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1064654992771911821/Lizard_time.png

[midnight tree]

had to explain to my mom that there are 3 types of climate change activists: the protesters, the lawyers and the eco-terrorists

and out of the three only one of them sound fun

[weak jackal]

eco-terrorist gang rise up

[midnight tree]

yes

[ocean pulsar]

I agree

[grizzled meadow]

The 🅱️ was there

Saved in corner

[weak jackal]

He was so close

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064655291154714695/tadb3skjg7q61.webp?width=663&height=663

[weak jackal]

me

i fuckin suck at sports

[midnight tree]

i am decent at sports as long as the enemy team isn't a bunch of whiny shits that complain about "violence" and whatever else they might come up with

[midnight tree]

i have gotten a red card at every football game i've ever played in

i was usually the keeper

[weak jackal]

i was good at dodgeball

[midnight tree]

same

[midnight tree]

i once default danced on a mf and then domed him in dodgeball

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762159764711931905/1060865979380400178/caption-4-2.gif?width=384&height=675

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/ps2-yakuza-kiryu-kazuma-kiwami-gif-25762669

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064656278615511081/image.png

[ocean pulsar]

The [REDACTED] gets the [EXPUNGED]

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1064654992771911821/Lizard_time.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1064654992771911821/Lizard_time.png

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064656575702253609/EssLPF0XcAEgeJe.jpg

[long spire]

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-fake-mrbeast-gif-27319734

[midnight tree]

yes

[ocean pulsar]

How angry can a lesbian get

[midnight tree]

not angrier than me

[ocean pulsar]

feels like I'm tempting fate typing that out

in brainfart

[midnight tree]

i will be angrier out of spite

simple as

[weak jackal]

simple as

[ocean pulsar]

shrimple as that

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1007300190924967946/1011225726952943666/togif.gif

[ocean pulsar]

what if he takes you back to his crib and it's the yogcave

[midnight tree]

fortbuscus makes me act up

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064657187768635553/1671666855087802.png?width=475&height=662

[midnight tree]

real

[weak jackal]

aw fuck

at least the government aint crimson

[ocean pulsar]

real

[narrow briar]

Oh, a new shitposter

[midnight tree]

why can't regular artists make good music so i don't have to say "yeah i'm listening to the minecraft soundtrack" when people ask what i'm listening to

[weak jackal]

gotta broaden your horizons

[midnight tree]

all the bangers are saved for video games i swear

[uncut obsidian]

[ocean pulsar]

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets

[midnight tree]

like BRO

https://youtu.be/90Wvl8S_27s?t=237

"yeah lemme just make this small faction mod for this obscure game and create A FUCKING BANGER FOR A FUCKING ENCOUNTER SOUNDTRACK"

[thin willow]

Obscure

Excuse You .

[midnight tree]

just because YOU know of it doesn't mean it's a popular game shitass

[thin willow]

Yeah it does

[midnight tree]

just listen to the music

[languid rapids]

I like reassembly

[thin willow]

I'm a self proclaimed trendsetter

[edgy abyss]

Starsector is not an obscure game

[midnight tree]

i'm a self proclaimed trend destroyer

[edgy abyss]

I HAVE PROCLAIMED IT SO

[languid rapids]

Is reassembly obscure?

[thin willow]

Sseth has proclaimed it so years ago

[edgy abyss]

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-out-senator-armstrong-out-gif-23706021

[ocean pulsar]

rate the fit

[midnight tree]

omg kit hiiiiiiiii

[midnight tree]

absolute garbage

you should be in your underwear

[ocean pulsar]

[thin willow]

PZ isn't the same when you're not running around in a fashionable 90s tracksuit

[ocean pulsar]

I did that for the first 200 hours

Now I just larp

[midnight tree]

why don't you go larp with some bitches

[ocean pulsar]

[woeful lance]

larp as the bitches

[ocean pulsar]

[midnight tree]

[devout hull]

lookin like a 200 hour character

or 100 hour character who hustles

[ruby minnow]

nice fit

what mods are you using?

for the outfit

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-gif-25628425

[ocean pulsar]

I think all of it's brita's armor

[ruby minnow]

i'm like %100 sure that britas armor doesn't have those unless it got an update

[ocean pulsar]

I don't run brita's weapons though because they're busted

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064659490756120666/b01551128aca9dd501d524076fc6784d3486859060e7b22436ffa47740f69320_1.mp4

[ocean pulsar]

they got updated

[ruby minnow]

only 1 rifle kek

[ocean pulsar]

I run vanilla expanded

for guns

they're not as cool as britas but they're more normal

[ruby minnow]

wait imma find a screenshot of the last time i played with my friend

[midnight tree]

mods that just break balance without adding difficulty are CRINGE

[weak jackal]

me

[midnight tree]

[ocean pulsar]

I used to have a one year character a while ago

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064659490756120666/b01551128aca9dd501d524076fc6784d3486859060e7b22436ffa47740f69320_1.mp4

me

[ocean pulsar]

wonder if i still have some screenshots

[weak jackal]

i can't play zomboid cause it's too hard and confusing and i get scared easy

[ruby minnow]

yeah those are new

[midnight tree]

bro you just need a coop buddy

[ruby minnow]

here is another screenshot of my main singleplayer save

[weak jackal]

me n who

[devout hull]

Seems appropriate.

[midnight tree]

me

[midnight tree]

i have glasses

[thin willow]

A zombroid if you will

[ruby minnow]

i have this screenshot from zomboid

[ocean pulsar]

bicscallibur my beloved

[ruby minnow]

comically large pen

[thin willow]

Game's really easy to learn

Just kinda spooky when U don't know what ur doing

[ocean pulsar]

It's rough in the beginning for the first few runs

[thin willow]

Or when U play with sprinters ...

[weak jackal]

i got lost in the woods for like 2 days and ended up dying because i just kept walking and finding nothing

[ocean pulsar]

but when you manage to survive for a week it gets easier

[midnight tree]

based

[thin willow]

You died surrounded by nature

Good ending

[weak jackal]

then once i found a gun, shot it and like 200 dudes showed up and i cried

[ocean pulsar]

Ye guns are noob traps

[midnight tree]

[thin willow]

Guns are a noob trap

Except for maybe the shotgun

[ocean pulsar]

haha we play zomboid

[thin willow]

Good Gun.

[weak jackal]

i am not apocolypse built, i'm one of those characters in the show that just hangs out and gets carried

like ben from the walking dead game, or more accurately Sarah

[ocean pulsar]

We should make a zomboid sv

[broken topaz]

Sarah from TLOU 1?

[ocean pulsar]

no

[weak jackal]

nah from walking dead season 2

mentally I'm violet from season 4

[ruby minnow]

man i remember

going into louisville for the first time

2k kills

[midnight tree]

haven't watched walking dead

[weak jackal]

its from the games

[ruby minnow]

coming out of louisville

7k kills

[ocean pulsar]

Louisville is so cool

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[broken topaz]

Oh she's that annoying latina right?

[ruby minnow]

plenty of loot

[ocean pulsar]

I remember going there and screaming

[weak jackal]

The autistic girl yeah

[ocean pulsar]

for the first three weeks

[midnight tree]

haven't played walking dead

[pastel quartz]

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064661562801012798/64eb25059a7de9b73774e6d0399eadcbb22c84ed3250d5f6a42956d3f0897548_1.jpg2.jpg

[languid rapids]

the walking dead is just a soap opera with zombies

[weak jackal]

good size

[ruby minnow]

there is a jar on the bed with a my little pony figure

[midnight tree]

thanks king

[broken topaz]

[upper spruce]

CuC

[ruby minnow]

its Turkish so i had to specify it was a jar

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-creature-this-is-a-silly-creature-creature-this-is-the-silly-creature-funny-creature-gif-26309424

[thin willow]

Going into LV is so fun

[weak jackal]

YEAHHH

[ruby minnow]

here is a picture of my early game base later i upgraded it to metal fences

[midnight tree]

look at him stomp around

[thin willow]

Me and my friend would drive around with a police car with the siren blaring all over the city

Kite a massive horde

Then gun it down with shotguns and kill the stragglers with the car

[ruby minnow]

fuck shotguns

i use AT rocket launchers on zombies

[ocean pulsar]

my maldrough base

[grizzled meadow]

Can someone explain to me what this game and how do you play it and what you do

[ocean pulsar]

It's Project Zomboid

and you die

[ruby minnow]

here is the late game base

[quartz saffron]

What’s your early game? I find it hard to survive in the beginning

[ocean pulsar]

but sometimes you live

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-senator-armstrong-gaming-terraria-green-slime-gif-25921266

[weak jackal]

survive as long as possible, but understand you will die eventually

[quartz saffron]

I shouldn’t take the slow reader skill, the exp gain too slow for me

[ruby minnow]

uh first of all skill issue

[languid rapids]

@crimson pilot they are literally all talking about zombiod that game you keep trying to get me to buy

[edgy abyss]

basically. Vanilla experience is the most realistic zombie survival game you can get

[ocean pulsar]

In singleplayer it doesn't make much of a difference

you can skip time

[quartz saffron]

Oh 100% a skill issue for me

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060143293868019762/1064662487653421118/20221102_214938.jpg

[thin willow]

Have fun in a 90s zombie apocalypse before you inevitably bite the dust

[crimson pilot]

And I care why? Its the gamma discord lol @languid rapids

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/youve-got-to-be-squidding-me-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-squid-gif-26786461

[languid rapids]

i only pinged you to be annoying idk one way or the other

[edgy abyss]

there are no victory conditions or overarching goals besides surviving as long as you can @grizzled meadow

[crimson pilot]

Didnt work babe

[warped elm]

this chat

[languid rapids]

this time. it didnt work this time

[ruby minnow]

man Humvee my beloved

can carry like 400 kgs or something

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-anime-oof-gif-22087678

[ocean pulsar]

Finding a tan humvee

[ruby minnow]

but me and my friend found this truck that was also in good condition

[weak jackal]

cwab

[ocean pulsar]

[ruby minnow]

it could carry 600 kgs

and we filled all 600 kgs up in Lousville enterance

i might have taken some lockers and creates of the military

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/aawagga-gif-22507363

[undone wave]

https://vxtwitter.com/devdcrow/status/1613955387199193102

[midnight tree]

how do people watch this

like

for hours

[weak jackal]

it's funny, she's trying her hardest to pronounce the R

[midnight tree]

i know

[languid rapids]

japan has a weird combination of l and d instead of r

[midnight tree]

being norwegian i laugh when americans try to trill their r's

[ocean pulsar]

being norwegian i laugh when americans try to trill their r's

[midnight tree]

whenever i use a norwegian R it scares the american

[languid rapids]

when americans

[midnight tree]

because it sounds so threatening and cool

americans

[languid rapids]

im canadian. so american but we get eaten by wendigos

and we apparently have bagged milk but I have never seen it and i have been to 4 provinces. im pretty sure its only in newfie territory but we dont go there. only cursed people go there