#🎪bruh-fart
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bulk
On God
How is that possible
Potion of Harming
Bulking potion 
The secret ingredient.. is enriched uranium238
Bro got caught with OJS on the greyhound, the bus hot
rap snitches, telling all their business
Sitting up in court being their own star witness
do you see the perpetrator? yeah im right here
I don’t know the next part I can’t continue the verse with you brother
fuck around, get the whole label sent up for years, uh
Many kinds of woods, which are you speaking of?
Not actually sure, was looking at some airsoft fields and was thinking about camo
guess that depends on time of year as well
It's very effective in temperate winter forests
go for alpenflage
no
Environments like these
Jokes on you I own a set of Alpenflage camo
most of our woods are like this
dude no way
figured it would work well
thats way cool
Im not bullshitting, alpenflage would work in that
i really want to get a surplus alpenflage camo jacket that id wear while doing woodwork in the autumn
Initially looking at it, alpenflage would be a terrible camo
But due to how colors work, the red fades out at a distance
becoming a brownish color that blends in very well
If you're in europe it should be readily available
Good choice tbh
Like maybe get a good multicam loadout and get alpenflage later
because it does look pretty bitchin ngl
I'd say for said forest, Pencott Badlands/Greenzone would work well
If you're really rich you could go with Concamo
damn that's good
M81 woodland would also work really well
Same for flecktarn
If you're in flecktarn should be readily available
M81 also pretty available
I recommend Helikon-Tex if you're looking for good uniforms in europe
I've seen flektarn and m81 here but nothing else more niche than that
Slocam, a multicam derivative, will also work
Polish Pantera aswell, but it doesn't offer much in terms of contrast
MARPAT Would too
From what I understood multicam is like decent allrounder for a lot of airsoft fields
British/Dutch DPM is also good, but it migh tbe too dark
It is
That's mainly what I'm looking for
But you'll also look like everyone else most likely
I don't mind
Of course, you do you
don't need to be special imo
got a mk18 gbbr on the way so might as well larp my heart out
First gun?
I wouldn't recommend getting a GBBR as a first gun, they're harder to maintain
But it's already been bought, can't say much else
what game
Flirting with violence, eh ?!
Command and Conquer Generals Zero Hour
Fully aware of the maintenance, bookmarked teardown vids and did my homework
honestly can't wait ngl
As gas blowbacks don't do very well in the cold compared to AEGs
Yup
As for multicam, I can't recommend Helikon as they don't sell many multicam uniforms
and those they do are either expensive or sold out
If you're in europe you can go for UK surplus, there should be some sets in MTP (British multicam)
If you have a little extra to spend, I recommend Clawgear
If you have a lot to spend, Crye
Seen some local army surplus stores near me that I can go and check out
didn't know there's that many brands for uniforms
There's a big lot of them
I'll keep that in mind, thank you
Europe?
Gotcha, stay away from Mil-Tec if you can
They make products that look nice but it's almost always chinese crap that's been rebranded
It can work well as EDC, but that's about it
@heady crow u listen to og rap?
gotcha
uuhhh
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A site I can recommend if you're looking for airsoft, tactical or outdoors gear is ASMC
Varusteleka is also an option if you're looking for special surplus or overpriced finnish gear
Only varusteleka does shipping to my country unfortunately
which is why I made a whole ass spreadsheet with military surplus and airsoft sites that do because it's a pretty specific problem that I have
I see, what a shame
You're welcome, any time
Goated movie
Yes way
oh dude yes fucking sir
the fucking drip
makes me want to buy a jacket even more. I really need a sturdy one that i can trash around in the forest and yard
Ah yes, the boys preparing for a school-massacre lel
buy the jacket paul harrell uses
They're can be very cheap if you live in Europe
ye there are some sizes in varusteleka
No there's not lmao
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If you want the M70 (This one), you'll have to look elsewhere
ye
id rather order from varusteleka since it getting to my place will be way easier
ill look around more when i decide to buy one
Good idea
Took me a while and ended up costing me more than it should for a mid product
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I'll be selling it for something useful, such as an actual belt rig
I recommend just getting that one tbh
Way less of a hassle to actually use and easier to get
me and who?
im pretty sure there are no bad bitches here 
night everyone, sleep tight
goodnight
gn
i will steal your balls while you're sleeping
just detach them and put them in a safe
Me
clueless
what's uptwink?

whats uptwink
answer us, please!
DECADENCE 
@halcyon meadow
What did he do to be sent to the mega g@y zone
Nothing, he's just repeating the same meme 
Understandable 
oggi alle
i love dantes
and kesha
Cri
If I Recall Correctly
If I recall correctly it means if I recall correctly
ew advent
Mf literally asked in two different places
And he also thanked the dude who said that after me
Me and Gumbito = no longer a thing
lol
No don't leave me! I'm pregnant and it's yours 😭
You said "Ty" to him and not me...
AYO THE CARBERRY JUICE
Yooo sequel
Why isn't fortunate son playing smh
Ayo oli
Also hai falco hru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWA2wEFkeY
Here's the reason
Aight that's fire
hard asf vid
real asf
I'm going to bed
imagine if clubs were still a thing
for when someone being naughty
lowkey banger
Goodnight bro, may the great monolith watch over you
Also how's everyone doin
And bruno did ya all play more after I left?
Lmao
ye a few matches
How did they go?
thank you bro
i dont remember in terms of scores but we had fun
lots of house building :)
It's what I do, thanks 
In fuel efficient cars aswell man 🥶

ja pierdole
Obviously
💣
Mom found the grenade drawer 😔
Safety squints activate
kevlar eyelids
my fence blew down earlier and now i gotta fix it
earthbound 
Winston looks real goofy
cat named finger
ye wish maxor discord mods knew that

got banned twice for posting proof of mods liking/not deleting uh the anime word for kids in nsfw channels
well
damn
also
wtf is maxor
ye its interesting to hear a vocaloid song sung by a human being
funny youtube man
makes adhd vids
Help
majaa heyy: 33333
no
I rhink a rat is in mym room, or im paranoid
i will shit my bed THIS night
catch and eat it 
free food
happens 
befriend the rat
rat meat isn't that bad tho
just tell your parents to put some rat traps if it worries you more
like meat is meat
Wtf help me and ill send u a pic
make friend with rat
theres not much you can do
fren :)
if you dont see it
why tf are you complaining about free protein?
I AkreAdy habe enough protein from humans

Hasn't been the same since they changed the name of this emoji
(DIDSOMEONESAYCOCK?)
did someone say cock?
Where uwu
why do you think that there is a rat in your room anyways
did you see one slink away or
Sounds
ahuh
smh
The voices
real
because that's how i show that i love you bro
No im not
if there are more rat sightings get rat traps
bro...
lol, riiiiiiiiight..
sillyness
starts beating you immensely
average stepdad experience
screams cutely
physical force is my love language ❤️
real
my love language is being paypalled 4k
silently doing favors and then grunting dismissively when people say thanks is my love language
avg nordic man

real
Are you my alt?
Truee
i never tell people about girls
so i don't have to endure the questions
there are also no girls to talk about in my life
@grizzled meadow
I'm about to down this whole bottle of seroquel.
Whoever still exists in five minutes is the real one.
maybe if i just keep lifting and enhancing my dad bod i will start attracting the ladies
more lifting and more beer for the gut
alcohol is cringe for you
enhances the dad bod
my diet consists of things that my mom says is healthy
my diet is whatever my mom cooks me
be water mai fren
:(
so it's just fried rice and vegetables
you need to wear a skirt
i break gender norms by making food and being cute
proof?
thats what i love to see in a man
Can rats climb?
yes
decently well
Fucking hell its disturbing hearing shots every day
Surely theyre fireworks
Oh fuck off cmon
Bo i didnt meani ittt, soewy lemme kneel down sadge
I literally cooked rice and vegetables two days ago. (An easy meal, I know.)
But I also had those with grilled tilapia, seasoned with coconut oil and Tuscan chicken blend spice.
What does that meab
being keelhauled is being dragged from side to side across the bottom of a ship, usually ridden with sharp barnacles and other growths, as a form of death penalty
Can it be ridden with pps
bet
Ill love it then
barnacles have big pps, though
actually yeah
I have been stuck in a car ride for almost 3 hours
Meh, ill still love it. Seems like a quick deth

barnacles have the biggest penis-to-body ratio in the world
biggest ratio of penis to rest of body mass of any animal
I thought that was ducks
The internet lies yet again
Sperm whale dicks uwu
corkscrews 
:DDDDDD
being cut up by thousands of sharp underwater creatures whilst drowning doesn't seem like a pleasant death
Im into first 2 words you said, and i feel like id drown really quick
I was never underwater, my lungs are from ikea, microwaved 3 times, frozen, then left in the open- and beside that i could force myself to drown

drowning isn't too bad to be honest
How did you pick up this meme?
i've almost drowned a fair few times and it's usually just been vey calm
what do you mean
it's not a meme, i'm lungmaxxing
ever fell into ice?
The "-maxxing" meme.
LIGHTBREATH BAYBEE
i don't know
do you think i keep a codex of where i find memes?
how
Dude do you know when you move your shoe across the floor and it squaks? Im hearing that shit
aw hell nah 😭
ive only heard rats running around our attic before we started renovating it
seen some around the house and slinking around when he heat up the main furnace
Jesus what do i do now
i mean you cant do much. Get rat traps
I was asking because I thought this meme was relatively obscure,
Do you know of the youtube channel RunningShine?
Its 3am dud
i especially remember one time where i almost drowned whilst swimming to the bottom of a deep ass pool and a couple of seconds before i got to the surface i lost all my breath and just sorta entered a state of relaxation and i just chilled for a few extra seconds just to take it in before i realized "wait, i'm drowning" and then swam back up again
no
Alright
are you split personalities
Mans straight up hit the pause button on dying

yeah
Yes
and all of them are assholes

@grizzled meadow add the chad pc emote from brainfart 2.0

Rats, rodents overall have tereible heart right?
i've gone ice bathing a lot of times tho
that shit would probably not be as calming
How would I know
make it play fnaf
instant heart attack
Welp, wont be fun then
idk falling in ice is terrifying without a pair of ice knifes around your neck
ye
i'm good at holding my breath in ice cold water
because i'm norwegian
got that 50% frost resist
hi chat
and the battlecry ability
I used to be a good swimmer
How do you feel about elves?
these shits around your neck which you can stab into the ice so you can drag yourself out
ez
ez
Agreed
But I always play as an Orsimer, so I guess I'm a hypocrite.
Just become Jesus, walk on water
There’s a twitter user that’s entire thing for I think a year or two is posting nothing but that every single day
Maybe that twitter user is me
real
Real
hey girl you a house, cause ur building
👍
yeah
goofy ahh looking ass
male fantasy
yessir
do you track your lifts btw?
like log the reps, weight and sets in a logbook somewhere?
ah
Got good memory for that sort of stuff
fair enough if you can do that
i could only remember my bench press and a few other compound movements

Lmao
stg that logbook saved me
It's okay, I know how it is
My bro isn't capable of remembering what we lift either
Leave him alone 5 minutes bro tries to do bicep curls with almost 10kg more than what we do

Infantry be superior.
homie what 😭
es on a grind
bro took shock the muscle to his heart and decided to confuse it

should return back to the gym myself tbh. Been keeping up with jogging and doing a simple calisthenics routine but i need that external weight to keep me sane
Real
you know it brother
but nah honestly gonna try to cut way down from now
too bad lower belly fat is the last reserve to go
Mhm
talking bout it should go to sleep in a bit xd
Yeah, it is pretty late for you isn't it?
just happens when you say gn to the boys at like 2am and then stay on disc for like 3 hours more
Would.
fr
look in the mirror
Damn
yeah true
Need more cute boys in my life fr
Mhm
There's this one supposed femboy one of my friends knows
I'm still waiting for the fuck to introduce us both


a friend of mine said hed introduce me a few homosexual friends of his and force me on a double date at some point
Need me some friends like that
Trust the AI bf instead
REAL
(the ai bf will instruct you on how to build a pipe bomb)
Goals tbh
bonding time ❤️
HELL YEAH
Literally the kind of bf I strive to be
May 22
Fuck I'll be turning 20 in some months
hi!!
Real
Hru?
mfs out here really be born in 2003
also how tf are you older than me by only one year
2003 gaming
I'm not ready to fight the passage of time
Simply built different I guess
Rate my stats
reroll tbh
Good build imo
How to do
There's a site I can try and find it
nah agression is way too low
what does your stand do?
True, but look at the tics and noise sensitivity stats tho
where is more depression?
I remember when I did one of those a couple years back
I take crit damage from fire alarms
shiie true. Might be worth it to sacrifice the agressivity
Got a lot of aggression
Do
bro go for that depression build that shit is OP
Im too whimsical for that
Aggression is low but I full on screamed at a kid when I was in 8th grade cause he honked a horn or something right in my ear
sleepy as fuck

Little shit

Did you punch him?
(just woke up)
you live in Birmingham?
that low aggression
Boy you makin' me angry.
@slim osprey dont even say to me that this aint our vibe
nah, middle of nowh- okay that joke doesn't work anymore
russia
It quite literally is
Many thanks
Tho lately I've been feeling like this too
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Vibing to it between sets in the gym
new character sheet dropped
Low level
Get on that grindset
mood during rest on a lower day
leg compound movements make my body go to shock
itll happen when i hop on anabolic steroids dw
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Squats?
Real
Imagine being depressed
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bros tryna max out his sheet 
Yeah....imagine
It's more that I toe-walk to this day.
i just have shit ankle mobility so i wouldnt get much from typical barbell squats
I have the literally tiniest spectrum
need to start working on it tho
Currently fixation-less
Pure agony
jack of all trades, master of none
May your L's be many/j
My fav part isn't on this vid sadly
Let me see if I can find the one I like
I went through PF2e character generation today for fun
my fav part is him going crazy on the quad machine
I do that as well
Pretty sure walking like that is what gave me this big ass
Don't think I've seen that
Gives you big calves and wide feet, nothing to do with your ass though.
God damn
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Anyway here is a cropped version
Anyways, this is the one I saw the other day
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PF2e?
hes has a main character vibe to him
Pathfinder 2nd edition
ah
Been playing random shit for about an hour at a time before wondering why I started
Modded MC: base is a mess, I'll try something else
MW2: Can't be fucked after the first match
Tarky: 
its time for tarky :3
Trying to figure out whether taking a Magus dedication allows a Martial class to use their weapon as a spellcasting implement
Don't wanna accidentally kill rengussy and have my account get deleted 
The other day I found this song by accident, then the vid popped up in my mind
Sadge, it seemed like he was getting a little less egotistical
avg tarkov sherpa
gigabeef is my fav :3
He's really good too
great info for my monkey brain and hes cute
Juncker for my ADHD edits
Im full DPS apparently damn
avg schizo lifter
https://youtu.be/S-bQlb5PJG0
this vid prints dopamine for me
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Bro literally full agro
Bro got that glass cannon build
@slim osprey nah ong thats you as platz and me as mentzer rigth?

activities
brainfart
if your sets dont include the sounds "URGH, AGH, KILL ME" do they even count?
If you don't sample epic rap battles MR BEEEAST clip in your set, why haven't you killed yourself?
goal of every set is to make the rest of the gym uncomfortable by your presence
brainCUM
UwU
Goal of every set is to not be able to move the next day
Wich usually happens after each leg day
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new gym ost dropped
bout to rip that to a cd and tell the staff at my gym to play it
Black metal fans when they see an un-arsoned church
name a more stable couple than black metal and gatekeeping
not now varg
the funny zoom zoom man
varg what the fuck

Be horny somewhere else
nya~
Wait did i actually say smth wrong without knowing it-
thats a joke dont hurt me
SO TRUE
So true
So you got nothing to loose!
"Brain damage? Lol already there!
"
That thing is so cute
I mean
"Rotgänger totgänger"
...
:>
p!translate EN Rotgänger totgänger
Rotgänger totgänger
rotganger deadganger

p!translate الضباب قادم
That language is not supported.
Translatet
Also yes
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الضباب قادم
The fog is coming
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Ah
p!translate EN ما اعرف أن استخدم المترجم الالكتروني
ما اعرف أن استخدم المترجم الالكتروني
I don't know how to use electronic translator
صح



p!cat
enjoy.
i don't use youtube. i'm at @ bearshome_art on twitter if you want to see more of...this.
music by the amazing northern boys, of course.
Their the same picture
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Impossible: Success]
And their cute 💙
Gl
OMG PUFFER FISH
i love puffer fish
CG?
cybergrind
wanna hear a joke?
slab marksman
Slab marksman?
Slab Default 
I don'tget it
Oh, yeah
"If blown too far"
What could that possibly mean?
Lol
I mean close
I went enby mode instead
Enby?
non-binary
Same kinda
PUMP CHARGE's overcharge is a good way to get back.
we have come
to pump
you up
I was pointing something else out dummy
->-
they call me absolutely retarded for a reason 😎
Pumping and dumping the nearest cerberus (IN ULTRAKILL!!!!)

okay fuck it gaming time
"literally me" Mareux-The Perfect Girl (The Motion Retrowave Remix, slowed + reverb)
(Reupload because last one was a bit sped up)
I finally found it.
Now all we need is Swag Messiah, not sure if it'll be possible but if I find any leads to a somewhat clean version, I'll let you all know
https://youtu.be/p3s6iRkbQFw also me
do u guys know that there is a fruit that looks exactly like hairy balls
Is that a dn joke I haven't heard yet? I'll bite, kiwi?
Ayo
I've seen em before at fancy grocery stores
fancy? i found this much in my grandmas backyard lul
Think they are called grenade apples here
interesting
Nope it aint them, grenade apples are pomegranates
Ah its rambutan
They need to ripen it seems
yeah need to wait 2 days
Dude literally broke my record
How the fuck did you make it to wave 21 in 10 mins
built different
all that practice doing every single level on P rank didn't go to waste
I can go to wave 18 with 12 minutes so I'm not far off
And I'm only playing it for atleast under a month by now
Like atleast almost a week
Your mom
Imagine not having no damage on every run
I'm jk
Hhh
It would be close to impossible
Or just very difficult
I don't live in a house 






