#๐ชbruh-fart
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Prapor, a box of your finest 7.62x39mm PS steel cored ammunition, pwease! 
1000 rounds plus like 5 leftover 20 round boxes from the range last week
Mute him for that
TARKOV
TARKOV
ye but as in the cost
did you pay in nature?
VONON SUKA
Lets say he went from father of 2 to father of 1
EBASHKEPARIKA NAHUI
Nice work bitch!
just under $450
To my memory I specifically asked for that joke mute after I changed my nickname to 'definitely not Falco' or something, can't remember
Iedy i will do anything for a quick warn, i swear its the last hit
use ammoseek
I swear I don't understand Discord
i got 1000 rounds of 9mm for like $270
Literally, why?
hey you're right. i didnt notice that
It's noticeable if you steal gifs like me 
That picture is glorious
hey look mom that's me
I loved the fact you were muted
IT'S ESCAPING
It was like the song of the sirens in the odyssey
Frame it 
I will save this image in every device i have
I will go through with this
Hey @faint coral
you high?
idk bro just not feeling it lately
right for me
LITERALLY ME
Italians am i right

Bye bye whoever you are
falling off right
You gonna be in newcomers tomorrow?
p!avatar @faint coral
i work tomorrow
also me
falco is gonna come back with the biggest confusion
falco is my best friend!!
Nvm then i will find someone else to do if
None of thy concern
p!gmagik
what does this mean
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
HOW AM I INVOLVED!!!
@faint coral 
WHO LET HIM OUT!!!!!
cock
Thou must not panic, for thy usefulness proved not effective enough
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!!



Just accept it.
Fun with profile pics
the rot consumes 
OUT OF DATE
OUT OF DATE!!
E
I don't know, are you high?
p!translate EN ฮฮฏฮดฮฑ ฮญฮฝฮฑ ฮณฮตฯฮฌฮบฮน ฯฯฮนฮฝ 3 ฮผฮญฯฮตฯ
Original
ฮฮฏฮดฮฑ ฮญฮฝฮฑ ฮณฮตฯฮฌฮบฮน ฯฯฮนฮฝ 3 ฮผฮญฯฮตฯ
English
I saw a hawk 3 days ago
OUT OF DATE, NOT A GIF, POORLY CROPPED, HAS A DISCORD FAVORITE STAR ON IT, POSTED BY A MOD!!
is that how you be ice hole chillin ?
Looks like a you issue ngl
almost
Golfers ruining acres of wild land and reserves for their stupid fuckin sport
I have your nickname
wth did you do :I ?
this is like a 4-5 year old vid
he
Huh?
yyyyeeeeesss ?
golf courses and their consequences
is that ice water?
brrrrrrr
its cut into the lake ice
thats a fast tracked way to die of hypothermia right there
Oh is the ralsei pfp mf
he died
100%
You are actually insane
how do we tell him
Thats me I suppose
How you doing stranger
@uncut obsidian
its not that bad

Im doing alright, Im in day 3 of having Covid though, how are you?
meow

is both allowed ?
I can never wrap my head around this. How do people even have fun with golf?
Yip
no
Damn that sucks
only 1
For me day 3 was the day my throat was so clogged up i couldnt speak
Oh look it's the REAL Falco. Not like the one we used to have prior.
definitely arf

And got another fever
Worst part honestly is like, that there is so many things wrong with my body rn that its just overwhelming
Too much dick, eh?
.
100% the worst part
Speaking from experience i take it?
dutyer constantly gets the same joke thrown at him by different people
real
I usually embrace itโฆ..unless its from grim
Always 
whar
I have to force it on you. I know you like it 
a
You sir should be forced to stay 500 meters away from preschools
c
why when i try to save this gif does it it get saved as an mp4
Ping him.
ok
@narrow lotus
because it is an mp4 brother
It's no longer friday. #๐ชbruh-fart out of date :<
why
Yes yes, that will piss him off and he will warn me
@narrow lotus
ping me
p!mute @orchid robin 5m fuck Dutyer, all my homies hate Dutyer
@orchid robin has been muted for 5 minutes.
p ing me
my man didnt buy a strong enough sunblock
girl u a house since you are building?
tf
5 minutes without Dutyer
?
w rizz
yeah
youre lost
yes
npc

me when babyu kittens
i must inspect to make sure they are the right cuteness level
@heady crow girl is you a car? cuz you VRRROROOOOMMMMMMMMMM
Lemme change that
im just instinctively clicking on the turtles dont mind me
OMG
I WUV KITTYS
MEOW
๐ข
how the fuck do i spell torterl
tortel
tartel
its a long game ๐คทโโ๏ธ
tartel
I MUST CONTINUE THE TURTLE!!!!
tortle
thank u bruno
Dutyer can't tutel us anymore
real
i literlaly forgot how to spell tartel LOL
turtle
no its tartel
Murican moment
Doortel
Guys i found out that i'm incompatible with %100 of the female population
go get em, champ
who the fuck puts the percentage before the number
what the fuck
im gonna go make toaster studles
@faint coral you're gonna visit Dutyer if you'll continue helping him tutel us

Randomly tapped the attachment. Fuck mobile discord and random decibel floods.
1984
HES STILL ABLE TO TURTLE!!!
1986
!1984
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longest 5 minutes
1945
1984 in the chat
@uncut obsidian ๐ข
100 tutels
๐ข
๐ข
1986
no way
@grizzled meadow falco
tutek
i got a banger
thortle
tutel
Tutel guy
Real
tutel 100
Chortle
omg no
yeah, me
1907
!1984
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HORY SHEET
@grizzled meadow
Me
nvm its not that good
!cat
Wow this chat is progressing far too fast. Good night yall
!cat
@heavy halo discovering commands is like a caveman discovering fire
!fuckyou
!fuckyou
!fuckoff
Made you look 
Made you look 
yippe!!!
p!magik @heavy halo
@digital quartz ja cola 
YIPPPIE JA COLA UND TRIOS
SO SILLY
i am in constant pain
JOE BIVEN
oggi alle
thats Joe Bidne to you
my oggi alle friend Falco
?
falcom is so cool guys
chocolate chip
tutel him
scroll down
OBAMNA
Looks like two falcos are gonna collide
MEOOOOOOOOW
bro Falco kissed me like y'all don't have any shit on Falco
I am BEGGING you to watch this TikTok a dude has rarely rocked even half this hard
i wake up and have 200 notifications from youtube
omg ur so popular
<3
Absolute banger
hes the main character
real real motherfuckers forget to charge their phone and wake up to a blackscreen 30 minutes late to work
i wake up with "scream as loud as your throat will allow" as the first and only notification in my mind
DAMNNNN
using a beer bottle as a makeshift slide is rad
@orchid robin did you collect ledy's warn or no
dayummmmmmmm look at my mf forehead
Attention! Penis man has been spotted in your area do not go outside! Do not open your door to anybody!
why are all they girls oin twitter from this country? ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
am i mising something
idk but they pretty as hell
honestly!!!
that mf on swole mode gotta go
USEC ON TOP
No
But i wont stop trying
@heavy halo you're the best as well but no more Nitro 
Literally us fr fr
can i have a hug instead
Give me the nitro
.
๐ซ
whoookay
me rn frfr
REAL
:3
I don't think Bruno watched the whole video...

yeah i didnt

what was the full vid
wasnt rerial whatever hitting da blunt?
There was a giant blue naked guy with a large cock at the end
LMAO
Bruno did an oopsie
๐ข
Shut up Dutyer
duty we hate u!!!
All my homies hate Dutyer
I love dutyer
*geh



hand hand hand crab
its a bit clamplicated
its very benefishal
@grizzled meadow
And i was an oopsie
cats
you were the oopsie


which one
@heady crow ?

You still are 
nah tomb
hardline
its 1am
its midnight no

Nonono , you did not โdoโ the oopsie. Im talking about me being a different oopsie
The Half Life pic always crack me up
i already talked about bm and prog/jazz with slade for like 2 hours i want to go to sleep
ok
Ooopsception
Writer: Ian Taylor
Company: Jagex
Year: 2004
This song was played at Port Sarim.
This song is from 2004. If you want to listen more old RuneScape songs please visit my channel.
ong
YEEEEEEEAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH BAYBEEEEEEE
Just The Two Of Us but it's Patrick Bateman and Najimi Osana.
Lyrics:
I see the crystal raindrops fall
And the beauty of it all
Is when the sun comes shining through
To make those rainbows in my mind
When I think of you sometime
And I wanna spend some time with you
Just the two of us
We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
(Just the two o...
me and who?
me and also me
Clearly us
we need a real emote
Writer: Ian Taylor
Company: Jagex
Year: 2004
This song was played at the Lumbridge Swamp.
This song is from 2004. If you want to listen more old RuneScape songs please visit my channel.
i'm gonna cum

nah wtf
hardest drop I've ever heard at 1:52 real
mb we didnt
I just added the emote
i literally told you earlier
it's what i said when i left the vc
fr
Mrrp
slow ass mf

You too insane finnish man
good morning
I'll see you in your dreams 
Goodnight doode

Thats called a nightmare sie
Sie
Sie
Sir
You weren't expecting that, didn't ya
You're not exiled anymore now fuck off
Grim gonna inception Dutyer to make him into a femboy
But u said to!
Does being brainfart exile mean ur exiled to or from brainfart
to

it means you're stuck here
How does one obtain it , i only talk here anyways
i will be here wit my brother and sisters
of meow meow land
https://preview.redd.it/hnql06gjilt81.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1e9d0063d74166a881bb34d09898f2f5e2a4f6e7 Why don't we do business like this ?
i was one of the first if not the first that got it
You ask for it nicely 
No
im a poinere


poincare
You got it anyways 
pointer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS ๐ญ๐ญ
Today is good day
hol up you are right 
pioneer audio
today would be a good day if the homies were here to cuddle
Im here
I just felt like this is how Jeremys business conversations go
But only for bruno and falco tbh tbh
damn
my best frends
I only do Struggle Cuddles 
not here for you favorite dementia ridden man?
Pretty much
๐ sex
mmmm
how are you bruno
who changed my name
yourself duhh
Get rekt
it wasnt me
Liarrr

granger fucking sucks anyways
Arghhh! I HATE WAITING FOR HAIR TO DRY 
Lies.
townes would like a word

oh wow nice airforce you got there good shit haha LASERS
noooo don't give discord money

๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Buzz buzz throne
Good luck supplying enough power to his defenses
meow meow tjrone

cold fusion 
the kitty chair (electric)
also just spam hmmvvmmvvmvmvees
it's like an electric chair but the metal hat you get has cat ears on it
Meooow
Humve here, humve here, humve here...
memory on zero hour is fuzzy but iirc only big weakness is nuke or tank general but anyone that uses nuke anyways is a nerd tbh
i just want some new shoes 
GLA postal service
propaganda tower that blasts penis music 24/7
ALALALLALALALLAA
bro that's so racist
@midnight tree
Tank General be cringe though, his tanks are cheap and stronk, but slow as f >.>
I can probably quote almost any GLA unit from memory 
Bye Falco
i just want a cute girl to snuggle with fr fr
tank general is just goofy ahh big tank cookie clicker
why else would i keep going but for the chance for a based gf
I support this. If you die there will be more open spaces in Mods, so I'll have a higher chance of becoming your
with a big butt :3
no i'm one with the big butt
someones gotta have it in the relationship /shrug
nuke general is "i hate fun"
all that veggie and rice
ive got little monkey shoulder blade cheeks ;_;
and then theres toxin general which is "i have too much fun even though i almost always lose"
incoherent tractor mumbling intensifies
Damn daniel
i'm caking it up
I want one
i can help with that bro
UwU
Also how do i actually shape my butt???
although his scud storm is ridiculously op just because of the field that lasts so long
i can make food for you and teach you how to lift
ive been doing squats and lunges each night before bed for a while, its starting to pay off. it takes a few months of doing it to really be noticeable but youll get there queen ๐
Hell
shouldn't be doing it right before bed tbh
really? why not?
you gotta let your body calm down before you go to sleep
ah gotcha. yeah then i'll prolly do it a couple hours before bed
maybe do it before brushing your teeth or something so your body has time to cool off abit
i'm talking like maybe 20 minutes before going to bed
oh gotcha, i was overshooting it haha
ample time to calm down
I mean I'm kinda also new to this workout thing
How much squats will i have to make per day?
don't squat every day
Ohhh
i do a couple different types of squats but im honestly not a huge exercise person either
im just trynna make someone happy :3
I probably could be
best to work out different parts of your body on different days so the muscle fatigue won't hinder your performance too much
I mean it's kinda fun i gotta say
Well then i kinda have a plan
I can do pull ups and also push ups
ye
Like, today after i wake up
based
ew
A
keep on the grind bro
I have like three going
grind until the thickness takes over
leg day every day
Also i hope my trousers are someday tight so i can actually buy new ones
Which, yes. It is one goal
my old shirts don't fit anymore because my chest got too big
Sounds like something a woman would say
real
boobs too big
get top surgery
nah i had to basically stow away shirts i bought less than a year ago because i got on the grind
I know when they'll get too big cuz it'l hurt yo back
yeah that's why i got a prolapsed spine
remember to get a propper bra
boobs too big
Hhh
sports bras are king fr
yes
damn now i'm sad because i don't have a gf
let's stop talking about women
let's talk about men
I was called? 
true
feminine men are appealing because you know they know the struggle of being a man
you can find solace in that
the mind of a man and the body of a woman is very based
Bro that exists like YEARS ago in "Men of War" 2
Get rekt xD
FITE ME!
I know, but not in Coh 
Never really played Generals MP 
You can;t, servers are non-existant xD
Unless "hamachi"
"TANK GENERALS" TANKS ARE SLOW AS FUK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
k lul
there are 2 way. 1 is to play a Generals remake on RA3 engine called "Generals Evolution"
The other way is
https://cnc-online.net/en/

actually, to play both you need to use cnc-online
Breech and clear tactics @upper spruce

Wonder why women don't know
Imagine not saying fuck society
meh
??
CoH2 was terrible and so will CoH 3 be.
npc
you just don't get it
You're terrible 
But not stalker 2
yeah cuz im not a fagot (its an instrument in romanian :D)
feminine man are better than feminine woman
Them missing out on the "boy knowledge"
๐ฟ
tf is that
i dont thats why im asking
Alligators and crocodiles are the two creatures I would commit mass genocide as a sacrifice, to make them friendly to humans so I can cuddle with them
crokey cute as hell
commit self genocide
Ikr!!!
in-game
LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE SHE IS
She could eat my friend right in front of me, his screams still being heard as he dies a painful slow death, and I would probs be scratching her chin as she swallows his arm or something
Chomp
How is she so adorable ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
because its a crocodile
crocodiles are cute
Alligators are huge and they're adorable too
sharks are cute too
My girl Margarita, a Morelets Crocodile, comes running when called.
I would have one cuddle with me and I would never complain
No thank you xD
Yes sharks are coot
omg look at her!!!
Trigger discipline
cutiepie
blรฅhaj moment
Get rekt, my tanks better.
Yes
I haven;t seen anyone petting a shark without chainmail diver suit.
O GODS, here comes mental PAIN! :C
Lizards are cute 
real
Eh, crocodilians not really.
Also you think my pants are someday gonna be too tiny for me if i keep grinding?
probably

Damn

I mean i do hope actually
when i lost a lot of weight when i turned 16 my old pants didn't fit at all
it doesn't take a lot of weight to go up or down sizes
Well damned may i be then
"Don't worry the dog doesn't bite"
The dog:
scalie vs furry war
I'll hope for me going up some sizes
i hope they turn to mutually assured destruction
i love bread
any specific type of bread?
i just love bread
strength
Yeah a bit more then that
you get to say you are big BONED
yeah i got big bones
real
great note
Bet he might actually still be able to carry me though somehoe
i'm going to carry you both
@abstract path are u top or bottom?
what
Probably switch
sandwich
Sand witch
yes?
I don't hear a difference
Frfr
Uhhhh we have sides, right?
what do you mean
Hold on
Well yeah, you only need one accident to loose a chunk, so u gotta be safe!
Any way i can like
Do anything onto the sides of the pelvic bone?
leg raises
Will it shape them more or less?
you can do leg raiser and thigh abductors
Thigh abductors...that sounds complicatet
it will help support muscles and will give you a bit more definition, i'd imagine
it's like crushing a melon with your thighs but in reverse
you push outwards
Well i have some painful hours in front of me
yeah you should be doing cuddle exercises rn
lay down on your bed and do 30 cuddles right now
But i also wanna eat
After i ate
go to norway right now and do 50 cuddles in my bed preferably
The most basic advice is,
10 sets per muscle group per week
each set should be 10 - 30 reps
However many reps you go for, the set should end when you're within three reps of muscle failure
How do i know i have three reps of muscle failure?
figure out how many reps you can do before muscle failure and then subtract 3
muscle failure is the point when you can't complete the rep with proper form
Ohhhhh
(don't let your form degrade over the course of the set)
Ahhh muscle failure!
muscle meltdown
hhhh
I once had to walk with muscle failure
Guess what happened
Overtension of the legs for 3 weeks
Lol
Wonder where that burrito was

๐ต Anarkhiya mama ๐ต
๐ต Synov svoikh lyubit ๐ต
๐ต Anarkhiya mama ๐ต
๐ต Ne prodast ๐ต
I forgor "Tank General" has nuclear tank engines too:x
๐ต Bat'ko Makhno ๐ต
๐ต Smotret v okno ๐ต
I think he's trying to trick you into spreading your legs...

@abstract path
yes
anarkhiya mama, za nas
goodnight
Why would he?
because anything here needs to be perverted
Though, if I'm being perfectly honest
I don't really like anarchists
but Makhno was extraordinarily based
While fighting Germans in Ukraine, he attended a party that the German officers where having at some Ukrainian mansion (He was disguised at the time)
When one of the officers proposed a toast to the future capture of the guerilla Nestor Makhno, Makhno decided that was his time to strike.
"Actually, I am Nestor Makhno."
He then dropped two hand grenades, and jumped out the window into a hay bale that his fellows guerillas had placed there beforehand.
I hope this story is true, but probably not.
So this is brainfart now, hm?
This is quite close to politics, though.
POST MEMES IN HERE, NO POLITICS, NOTHING ABOUT THAT WAR, NO HISTORY ABOUT WAR.
Tbf I'd still wanna try to somehow increase the width of my uh, pelvic bone ig
Or the sides of my butt-
true but there is no political slant in saying he was an absolute chad for his day 
Eh, any history about war in Balkans or Ukraine or anything may start a war in here.
nothing about that on his wikipedia page tho
why the chinook ourple
Why not
looks like command and conquer
It's the scene from "Call of Duty" ๐
hmmm
today i will download a russian modpack to see if i can rip the gunslinger anims

GLA?
Wikipedia nocookie
four on the floor
Dies of Nuke
Looks like cossaks but advanced graphics
i hope that was the infantry general that got nuked
Nestor Makhno, Anarchy's Cossack, written by Alexandre Skirda, Chapter 11
This is the earliest (2004) version of this story that I know of, and it's already different from the version I heard
1.) White Russians, not Germans (He fought both)
2.) One "bomb", not two grenades
3.) No mention of a hay bale
Ah, wait, it looks like he did announce himself





