#🎪bruh-fart
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lol
don't forget your shins
What are shins
krieg be like yes please
the part of your legs between your ankle and knee
calves?
Dont you mean calves
yeah whatever
Wha
close enough
shins are the front part
Ok i should get mote into studying the body
The shin is situated in the front, calves in the back
Don't skip "leg day"
😏
M is for minor
"M" is for MuAHahhahsuhduashduashfydusdgfhsdhjfbsdjhfbsjdn
-Arnold Schatzeneger
I mean why u think my thighs are even thicc?-
M is for Mmmmmmnot yet....
You guys are hornier than i was a year ago
triceps goated muscle
if you dare compare them to mine then you must either be confident or foolish
Need a shot on the butt ;3 ?
vaccine shot

I guess i am a retard now
Nah, you just need to workout.
hell yeah, brother


yes
Boys: we need to work out
Also girls: why am i depressed
we go jim
jimmin
Jimmin
calves
Claves
No
Sevalc
i personally prefer doing everything
just stand on your tippy toes for a long time
Jesus
Yes?
just go up and down
Good idea. DO it all!
Fr? You sure it won't hurt?
They are called heel raises
I mean i despite people who say leg day is not needed
Relax it wont
Gee
besides the soreness of working out? no
if you have like 6 pack big chest and muscled arms
but a small tiny legs
tf are you
lmao
Wlel ok
Before covid i did at least 200 (2 sets of 100)of em every second day
"Thigh-Day" is VERY needed!
It didn't hurt when you fell from heaven, reaching up for it should be fine... 
Smooth
a dwarf
one way to destroy myself entirely

I'm 175cm
5'9 in feet if im right
ROCK AND STONE
average height
manlet
Yes, I only goto the mines when I had 10 mugs of beer :3
averageoid
Then how the fuck am i 5'9 qnd like 180cm
doing legs is good cuz it gives a test boost
LMAO
Test boost?
I do not know dude
testosterone
Wait
Wow……5 cm shorter 
@abstract pathI was actually banned from 2 lobbies cause I only played the game drunk lul
i am 6 freedom units tall
the hormone that assists muscle growth
Lmao
the thing i used to steal from the trans kid at school
After estrogen will it remain?
elaborate
Testosterone is the strength
U bully, lul
💀
no.
estrogen builds body fat
dog eat dog world
I don't mean exactly mucles
Good idea, inject Testosterone up yo ass
real
(I was joking but it's up to you)
U canibal
That's kinda also what i want
Only if you have balds in yo family line. I Don't have so gib me
Kinda trying to achieve something
take your estrogen pills nd develop your malformed and lopsided man tits
my dad got the swag vegeta hairline
Take both Estrogens and Testosterones and you good to go.
Won't that conflict?
Very much, yes
Well
But I'll be hilarious
Wonder what it might do
I ain't saying in here lul
C&C Generals: Crazy Mod:
https://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-generals-crazy-mod
GLA IS TEH CHADS!
absolutely fuck your shit up
Rip
Great
I posted this yesterday! AND TAGGED YOU YOU REPOSTING RAT!
this is the truth right here

fr
urine
Postal 2 dude

No u didn;t dum kobold

what the devils????????
Also how do i make my voice higher?
helium
Except that
crack
Also not that
put your nuts in a vice
this cat is making me laugh
fine meth
FUNNY CAT
Cat Assault Squad
What kind
Brave stupid man 😄
vocal practice
@midnight tree didnt even wait a day to repost
yeah i know
you just have to hit the notes consistently like you're practicing singing
If you want to get a higher voice start lifting heavy weights, shooting guns, spending most of the day outside and smoking cigars
Ahhh
real
you gotta "calibrate" your vocal cord, in a sense
and true
and based
i've been doing a lot of singing and that's how i see it
p!implode 814142640785457162
I mean my voice is higher
LuL
Please dont risk your health just to change your voice. True chads treat their body like a masterpiece that needs proper maintenance and care
I kinda like it it just
I do heroin
It doesn't have like, the female flaw in it
Skill issue 
How did you describe my day so perfectly?
No worries, he ain't a chad. Not even close xD
takes one to know one brother
hop in vc bro lemme hear it
Hell yeah brother 
Mmm.. payed almost twice as much for gas than I got...
Whyyyyyyyyy mustyoudo this to me
maybe i can give you some tips maybe not
And damn i havent heard anything more american than that
Fineeeeee
Rekt
Blow up your local gas company headquarters
"theres no solution to climate change"
C4 inside the shell conference room says otherwise
nothing quite like plastic explosives
getting shot with an armor piercing incendiary .50 BMG
Ronnie Mcnutt
Next time saddle your dragon mount

Have my finger 
Bruh take public transit if its not shit where you live
Ride a bike bro
a little closer and I bite it off
I wanna buy an electric high speed longboard. Have one on my eye for 2k
Drip check?
cyclists are insufferable though

I wonder why
yes, they have no "road education" here as well.
I don't speak your young lingo
It certainly has nothing to do with them being forced to share the road with cars
outfit check
Keeps you fit
No parking space needed, only pole
you buy it once, never have to pay a cent for fuel/ticket
drives on whatever you ate
Exactly
And if you need to haul shit, buy a cargobike
I just love that last part 😄
As in? You want to see mine?
Yeah man show us your fit
So how it drives if you consume two cans of Beans in Tomato Sauce?
I can't I'm driving
bro got the judas priest gloves
Man are you texting while driving 
** dance** . . . ** even more dance**
The shidd and fardd will act like a rocket thruster, accelerating you even more
I'm using text to speech at stop lights
Aye fair enough
So let me see
ah here it is
💀
the best rifle
Mosin my beloved
through all the times
honestly I'd rep one
They're cheap, I'll buy one at some point
would you slap a modern stock on one
bolt gets stuck
or is that too blasphemous
Not as cheap as they used to be 😔
Never
https://plantlet.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/bioterrorism-660x330.jpg
Ending E: Bio-terrorist confrimed
I'd buy a Tikka or similar for that
mm
that's fair
what if it was like a sporterized mosin
too far gone
to be refurbished
It can be saved
chop it up and make it illegal 
I like that
mosin pistol
yes
Just throw the damn bullet with a sling XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSMSAQLKn5g
Energy Drink
Ending A: Become turbo mode
And I feel like I just got home.
Family Guy S9E8
Also for anyone wondering the song they used is: Madonna - Ray of Light
Niekas nedraudžia berankiu režimu naudoti telefoną mašinoje 
Battlefield Vegas
You can do that in Poland
poland is pretty based might consider it
got me there
Czech Republic and Slovenia works too
wish gun laws weren't so up my ass in serbia
My serbian friend shot guns while in serbia last summer
oh yeah there's plenty of ranges
Pretty sure he didn't go to a range
so he owned guns
A family member
Enjoy
D:
Very nice shemagh, I have one too
I have a dark green shemagh/keffiyeh
Tied back
I love shemaghs
perhaps
kiek metu tau?
Also have a pic of mt little idiot that decided to join me, and no it's not you @upper spruce 
yes, dissapointed too on that one xD
Cute fella
Pfff, Im cooler than him. A bit
hold on i need to call somebody
nobody is cooler than him
911?
Wanna fite me?
It's a she... @upper spruce @vivid marsh
way to assume gender guys
WE DONT CALL 911 IN THIS HOUSE, WHEN GRANDMA BUSTS HER HIP WE TAKE HER BEHIND THE BARN
buncha [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
oki
Fella means fellow, don't worry bro
people: i will never adress anyone by no pronouns same people when you call their dog a she instead of a he:
tarkov
There we go
minesweeper
okay people now i have more than 2 options of games to play
so for the next hour
which one
GAMMA STALKER
arma3, death stranding, cyberpunk or ga-
okay the person with half my name voted for gamma
Death stran
kairos voted death stranding
okay kairos voted gamma
bitch youre not talking to maja
maja has NOTHING on me!
!1984
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Good times.
no but shes the one who would like to be commanded
"X" for doubt
Fallout New Vegas video when
i don't make videos
Tuxedo cats 😎
i fite you now
GOOD!
time to make them
how much
Catto's Bizarre Adventure Season 3: Catto is Unbreakable
more memes @ facebook.com/houseofdank
30 
atrodai jaunesnis fotkei. duociau 20-25
Syno died, RIP
Hmm
I'll gift you stalcraft when they release the Maja free edition
anyways im already launching arma
NOT READY YET!
You better adjust those settings boi
not accepted as currency
Fug
give me 3 boxes of chocolate milk and we have a deal
It runs just fine actually, even better with the extra 8gb of ram
Now i can edit actual invasions and mass scale assaults
I can't, they'll spoil on the travel to Turkey
how tf choco milk spoils
Better? 
(idk)
He has become kobold
yus
That's better, it even has the shemagh

Maybe we should all do them
Also show credit card credentials
even without the edit you can't really see it, and that's how I normally wear my shemagh 
And social security numbers
how bout I show u mah ass
HA
I’ve already been sent ass
The one i saw was also shaved
Ass addiction intensifies
Though that was from one person
The ones from the second were under different circumstances
Lets just say it got awkward
No i have not been sent ass from anyone here
It always get akward when ass is included.
ass dealership
And one side got too fond of the others part
Ah yes!
The "Ass" trade

been there
😦
Trascaction Status:__FAILED
Is this man blind or stupid
He talks an awful lot about ass
i'm fairly certain it's just a horny teenager
that's the best case scenario, at least
PFP checks out
i don't want to think this dude had gone too far just yet
i'm tryina stay positive
real
...lel the guy that got muted for 7 days for spewing hate speaks.
Gets cringed as fuck


and this proves?

dumass xD
real
Trolls in here going like:
https://media.tenor.com/yyhmZ8J2IYMAAAAM/monkey-laughing.gif
actually 12
a WHOLE JEEP? that would be fucking awesome
imagine all the fun things you could do with a jeep full of chimps
joe rogan would love that
Lel it's actually doable.
choc choc chip
the giddy i felt upon watching this video is indescribable
it's such a massive shitpost
fite me again
npc
goodnight brainfart
sleep tight, king
I want 
Goodnite besto friendo
the gif or a pet emote?
you missed
Both
Varg never misses
well you can save the gif... all I need is just a pic for the emote...
...
coot
Xd
based
AW FUCK THE BACKGROUD IS YELLOW-ISH TO! Cropping pain 


lul
Good morning USA
(old pfp)
I got a feeling it’s gonna be a wonderful day
The sun in the sky and a smile on his face
it won't
And hes shining to salute to the American race
Nice, but not as coot as Anima's
mood

... I saved the pic as a jpg and lost the alpha layer... @abstract path
Me
Server has it

That alpha layer
Damn
where's the sigma layer
Yes, absolutely stolen
Holy fuck... The bot managed to have the Alpha layer saturated too?! 
Wtf??
moth chad
The pic some how has saturation hard backed into it 
More like "Ligma Moth"
i have an idea

LIGMA BALLZ
No i have my own
uwu
And fuck i forgot to work out
AGAIN
AAAAA
calves
What do i do there
take your pick
nu fek off
aaa
heel raises apparently
ye
First one is slower, but more sensual. Second is good I guess.
Second i pick yus

real
Wait
Then how do i make my thighs even bigger?
squats and lots of calories
but you gotta keep the calves up to speed with the thighs or you'll end up looking like you got chicken legs
@uncut obsidian Add this to the emotes 
it's a gif
yes
Yes

yes
Fuck
nitro user bad
...

https://psaddict.gr/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/zombie-army-4-dead-war.jpg
This be much cooler though
you can work out both tho
@grizzled meadow !
@abstract path work out both calves and thighs
Oooh
not green, not drawn by hand
How will i do it?
@grizzled meadow ! Add this to the emotes, cuz Madirex is a poo poo head!
#🎪bruh-fart message
What if i uh
you really like those 1945 german aesthetics, eh?
Just keep my heels up for a long time?
I am-
go slowly
lmfao yes please
full range of motion slow heel raises
Ok listen... WW2 Germany was bad... BUT THE UNIFORMS WERE BAD ASS
That yes
and controlled on the way down
hugo boss was ballin
and wait for a sec at the top
just take it slow so you get the balance right
yea
and menacing
ballin, even
WHAT HAPPENED TO FUCKING TRENCH COATS MODERN MILATARY?!
WHY YOU SO LAME NOW?!
Except Danish Frogmen... They are cool as fuck
Arms weak?
No
but they're danish, so that takes away from the cool factor
Hands spaghetti?
are they just sore?
A bit
if you're just sore then that's normal
I mean i can still launch a whole lot of force into it so
never ask a woman her age
never ask a man his salary
never ask who Hugo Boss was working for in the 30s-40s
Who was Hugo Boss working for in the 30s-40s?
Wait.... Mine actually has a transparent background... While the one in the server has solid color 
How long will i have to do calves
You're right
Thing is hugo boss didn't design the uniforms, I think they only made them
Time to change it
I won't
YOU MUST
IT'S GROK PET
falco actually read my message
YOU HAVE TO!
yeees
Nitro shit, not interested
||oggi alle||

...
hey @maiden carbon add this to discord 
same
yes
you can delete this cuz its useless
remember to keep your legs apart and your heels firmly on the ground
How do i exactly do them
I'm taking this all the way to the top!
||fite me||
no fack off
look it up for proper form
||weak||
||u gey||
keep your feet about a shoulder-width apart from each other, face your feet a bit to the sides, and squat down until your thighs are about level with the floor and then go back up again
remember to keep your back straight
google/check youtube on "how to do squats"
he's literally me

Thwir harder to do qwq
i know bro
Ok fuck
Fine. No pain no gain
also

I've recently found out that you can add gifs to stickers
remember that tomorrow your legs can rest
But they're not gifs they're APNGs
I CAN'T EVEN ADD STICKERS
my reaction
Ye you need to convert to apng
IIRC the uniforms were designed by some obscure ass German artist
I might do squats for atleast an hour
Or so i hope
uhhhh
Skill issue
i wouldn't recommend that
Why
muscle fatigue
Just use the browser version
if you push yourself TOO far you will damage the muscle fibers
yea Karl Diebitsch
Man, falco stealing all my top tier emotes 
no, 30 mins per day is more than enough
WTF IS THAT?!
you should probably do maybe 5 sets of 25 squats i'd say

I was half right
Don't push your self too much, start simple.
Then atleast 20 mins
It was an SS officer alongside an obscure German artist
Send all the good ones you have 
as long as you do the squats slowly and controlled then you will get a lot out of it
At least 30 mins. You need to push your body a little more.
damn noice
@uncut obsidian
Fine

that is foul 💀
So girlphobic 😤 She did a wonderful job rolling that joint
womanphobic
Mods are so lame... Only adding non animated emotes...

im burying this cat
Ayy telepurte
real

Don't tell me you don't know from who that cat comes from
DAMMIT


the three Cluelesteers

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Yes the one and only
Also loud volume warning
repost andy
Rebruno
nu fite me
when tf was that posted
today
Yesterday my time
are you not every waking moment of your life on brainfart
ABEGAR!
Make it 6
forsens stream looks like it gets 3 viewers
Gumbito not streming tonight iz sad
multiplied by 1000
maja propably stole him
huh

who is gumbito
fuck you've noticed
is that the fella with the cat pfp
yeah
fuck you mean he gets 3k viewers
doesn't matter, I'm almost there already
dont confuse Gumbito with Gorf
one of the 12
yea
i have chocolate milk you're welcome
Yes! I tracked you down~!
even tho idk if its gorf or gumbito who uses anti depressants
Now FITE ME!
who knows
Drugmbito
Meoow
Mihau
You mean it's @heavy halo
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worst name possible
USE PROMO CODE SO WE STEAL ALL YOUR MONEY
WHOMP WHOMP WHOMP
D:
nu i didnt
you know what
gasp
r u sure u didnt?
Tomb-o fite me
ur like 1 of my 3 friends here
u, the other girl, and falco
wanna be friends ? 
Falco dorsnt have a choice ij being my friend
atleast he tells him to keep himself safe
❤️

there are no girls here
:3
he didn't give me any warnings yet
And the girls that are here are men
I got donowalled
So yeah
falco would u friend me for nitro
Falco won't even see me calling him Frenchg

Meaning that you'll give me Nitro?
Absolutely
omgg
Is this another Crystal interaction
happy birthdayy
yesss
I need to escape this Matrix
but the girl i met had a longer dick then mine 
@heavy peak's memes are fire
not sped up 😭
Also huh
Yippee, tmrw when i get paid i giv FREEE nitro
add the goofy ahh sounds in the background
it goes so well
sta giocando
Yes i love rdr2
😭
edit it
idk
bakery
Playing videogames
ah
So i can be housewife
I swear this is Crystal 10
wtf thats so cool tho
i can cook and im learning to bake
baking is hard
you gonna bake bread?
:DDDD
for me it is 
rye bread?
HYMPOCRISY
reminds that i should look for a summerjob
real emotion
STA GIOCANDO 🇮🇹 🍕 🍷 🍝
me when no 10x xp event
Le CoCe
the frame it ends on 
I have to agree with him but shit is expensive as fuck

we have an offbrand version in germany called Nusspli, not as good but still good and cheap 
new emote dropped
Fucking Jeremy Fragrance
perfect reaction pic honestly
national hero
doesn't he photoshop out his belly button
it wouldnt surprise me
i wouldnt be suprised
why did he turn into homelander lmao
Bellybuttons are for fem-boys
||kiddin||
roughly 2 years ago

because he is insane
Ayo 🤨
what in the fresh hell
wheres the men kissing
HELL YEAH BROTHER
could Homelander do this tho ?
Sorry for the slow reply, I'm sick
D:
Homelander could never become sturdy
Maja got ya sick?
No, my dad
👁️ 👁️
Man Drywall is the best in here
❤️
D:
Quickly Gumbito, you must take Drugmbito so you will be Wellmbito.!
JOE BIDEN











