🎪bruh-fart

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698747333092835378/1006595187117658123/image0-251.gif

[amber marsh]

LMAO

[pastel quartz]

leaking dms too!

[midnight tree]

i am glad californians can't afford to move to norway

[midnight tree]

i've seen about 4 whole californians here and they've all been loud as fuck with their disgusting valley speech

[upper spruce]

Maja be a demanding kittoh

[warm fossil]

I'll definitely play on the Jan 14 playtest though

DEFINITELY

AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME

I AM VERY SURE OF THAT!

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/roleplay-roleplay-channel-rp-gif-19768548

[midnight tree]

i gotta get into wrestling

so i can have a good excuse to hold other men really hard

[warm fossil]

relatable

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-sleeping-snoozer-sleepy-gif-26294333

[midnight tree]

god damn my eyes are still icky from cutting onions

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-dancing-gmod-gmod-dance-gmod-funny-gif-23870696

[midnight tree]

REAL

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1060174936402042981/36FE04FE-2CA9-4703-91E2-2D3E84376F15.gif

[midnight tree]

why do so many main menu themes have to slap so hard

it makes me not want to play the game

i just wanna sit in the menu and bop

[ruby minnow]

the person below me will be vibe checked

[warm fossil]

okay

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-creature-this-is-a-silly-creature-creature-this-is-the-silly-creature-funny-creature-gif-26309424

[warm fossil]

WAI-

[midnight tree]

can't believe how many years that song has played on my local radio now

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751877825178370099/1012566420883787879/404a5aad3279d5d5e7bc5e2c60bc6ba08b286467f774bdba39e8f7e3191d773b_1.gif.gif

[midnight tree]

[ocean pulsar]

Why they change the position of favoriting gifs

[ruby minnow]

stretchy kedi

[midnight tree]

because they follow the youtube method when it comes to features

"oh, you've gotten used to this feature? well, now we've changed it"

[ruby minnow]

Oh, you've gotten used to this feature? well, fuck you!

[midnight tree]

exactly

when can you start working at discord?

[ruby minnow]

i already work at companies that makes chips

[midnight tree]

yum

[ruby minnow]

i will start putting 5 less chips into the bags

[heady crow]

oh cool they said that they will put chips in people. What kind will i get?

[midnight tree]

just change the chips completely

especially the ones people enjoy the most

[ruby minnow]

just remove them

[midnight tree]

hell yeah

you'd make a great CEO

[midnight tree]

the profit margin would be off the charts

[ruby minnow]

Do what people hates
profit

[midnight tree]

exactly

people hate having their rights violated

so do that

just like every other megacorp on the planet

[warm fossil]

well,

goodnight, brainfart

[midnight tree]

good night

sleep tight

don't let the bedbugs consume you

[warm fossil]

than- wait what

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/great-argument-however-your-mother-facts-breaking-bad-quandale-dingle-gif-26062299

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[ruby minnow]

we gotta get this pinned

[midnight tree]

pin deez nuts

[ruby minnow]

how about you eat dietz nuts

[warm fossil]

[gaunt wagon]

vine boom

[midnight tree]

industrial society and it's consequences

[ruby minnow]

@woeful lance you heard that FN is releasing a little wittle Scar

[midnight tree]

this is literally me

[woeful lance]

what and why

[midnight tree]

i somewhat remember my first conscious thought

[ruby minnow]

idk but its 5.56

[midnight tree]

i just woke up in a bed when i was like 2 and thought the baby equivalent of "what the fuck"

that is the first thing i remember

[woeful lance]

crinch

[midnight tree]

why can't they pick a round number

[ocean pulsar]

joj

[midnight tree]

10mm is superior because i like that it's a round number

[woeful lance]

fuck you mean "round number"

[midnight tree]

10

very nice and pleasant number

[ruby minnow]

make this man the president he's too right

[woeful lance]

define "round"

[midnight tree]

no

[warm fossil]

[abstract path]

LET'S GO

Round 10 of cybergrind

With about 100kills

[midnight tree]

cybergrind on deez nuts

also nice job

[swift scarab]

My first remembered memory was being 4 and trying my absolute hardest to parkour on top of the toilet lid

[abstract path]

uwu

Thanks

[midnight tree]

based

[midnight tree]

i was an absolute menace as a kid

i could climb shit like nothing else

[upper spruce]

gets pinged by non-existent user

[midnight tree]

i want to become like i was back then and achieve peak monkey mode

[upper spruce]

oki

[ocean pulsar]

flintlock my beloved

[midnight tree]

real

[abstract path]

I could climb shit too fr

[midnight tree]

my man

[midnight tree]

[ocean pulsar]

the depravity

[midnight tree]

i gotta start climbing trees in the woods to become the monkey i once was

then i have to throw my shit and strangers

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[midnight tree]

for peak monkey mentality

[abstract path]

Ok uh

Mommy?

[midnight tree]

me when the

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/587118404838883338/795893958696763412/image0-4.gif

[upper spruce]

Screm of joy

[ocean pulsar]

when

[thin willow]

Boy what the hell boy

[midnight tree]

sweet potato fries really be the peak of culinary evolution

[upper spruce]

Did you see the new "Spooder-man" movie trailer?

[midnight tree]

mfs straight up took a sweet potato and said "make rectangular columns outta this thing"

and they fucking did

[ocean pulsar]

when i eat french fries I feel the same way a horse feels when eating sugar cubes

[midnight tree]

real

[woeful lance]

marvel hasnt been good in years i no longer care

[upper spruce]

Not really lol

More like commercialising everything.

[midnight tree]

i sorta lost interest in the plot after endgame

[ocean pulsar]

people who still watch marvel after 2015 are actual npcs

[woeful lance]

every new movie is the same thing with a different coat of paint

[midnight tree]

endgame was pretty decent if not predictable

everything after that i just haven't bothered with at all

[woeful lance]

the only marvel movies i liked were dr strange and the first deadpool

[thin willow]

I cried during endgame (I wasted the money i could've spent on good things like drugs)

[midnight tree]

deadpool was good

[upper spruce]

What ya talking about?! Massive pointless battles are a must

[swift scarab]

Only times I’ve truly wasted money was getting games too new/graphically new to run on my laptop

[thin willow]

Deadpool was so good it didn't feel like a marvel movie

[swift scarab]

Looking at you BFV

[midnight tree]

accurate

[thin willow]

Your first waste of money was buying a laptop

[upper spruce]

Negative.

[thin willow]

Good for work not so good for anything else

[swift scarab]

Who said I bought it?

[solar obsidian]

really depends if you are a person who just travels

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[thin willow]

He's Romanian

[ocean pulsar]

my romanian brother

[thin willow]

Hide your pocket change

[swift scarab]

Texan, but close enough

[upper spruce]

It's more likely about space-saving.

[swift scarab]

We’re Romanians with excessive amounts of beer and guns

[wind forum]

https://tenor.com/view/archimedes-physics-science-volume-displacement-gif-22083881

[thin willow]

So Romanians

[swift scarab]

Understandable

[upper spruce]

you ruined it

[wind forum]

I'll ruin you

[upper spruce]

[midnight tree]

nah i got a gaming laptop because at the time my big box broke down everything was being bought up to mine bitcoin so i got a laptop with a built-in 3080 and this shit works pretty well and hardly gets over 70C when playing VERY demanding games

[swift scarab]

This can mean one of many things

[upper spruce]

[solar obsidian]

maybe if you live in one of those chinese flats where u get a dog house for an apartment then yes - for space saving. i don't think anyone who buys a laptop, buys because to save space

[upper spruce]

[thin willow]

One in a million

[midnight tree]

my laptop was a product of it's time

[solar obsidian]

because even if u travel, nobody would just chug a pc with them unless they are moving out

[wind forum]

no!!!!!!!

[upper spruce]

@woeful lanceI'm Californian btw

[ocean pulsar]

Honestly if texas would create lift and start levitating above the US, becoming a wizard tax haven I'd move there

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-evil-laugh-cackles-star-wars-gif-16520972

[thin willow]

My professor bought a 12k laptop and you can fry bacon on that thing

[midnight tree]

i can even play RDR2 on this thing

with just about maximum graphics

[woeful lance]

perish

[midnight tree]

pretty decent piece of shit

[swift scarab]

[upper spruce]

Make me

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1052276112828411934/frankreich_sprechblase.gif

[woeful lance]

good to know my instinctual hatred of you was founded

[wind forum]

I thought you were eastern euro krieg

[upper spruce]

cri

[thin willow]

Gotta give props to the Russians

[wind forum]

unless you are having a go

[heady crow]

greek

[woeful lance]

HE'LL YEAH BORTHER

[heady crow]

prolly

[thin willow]

Their economy sure knows how to make you feel better

[ocean pulsar]

half of cali is just furries

[upper spruce]

nope

get rekt xD

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/750360836136108154/1052787049276645416/SPOILER_binkabricka.gif

[wind forum]

If they're greek then I'm Argentinian

[heady crow]

yep

[upper spruce]

prove it xD

[solar obsidian]

https://preview.redd.it/4zz6m4c2ouk81.gif?format=png8&s=fea3db3f0bdc3a08160150cc3a57d18b435a5a24

[midnight tree]

california is the greece of america

fr

[upper spruce]

gib

[wind forum]

this

[heady crow]

portugal is the greece of europe fr

[thin willow]

The ruble is weaker than robux

[upper spruce]

Yes, like I said, my friend was playing "Odd is he"
So everyone who plays the game is greek xD ?

[thin willow]

[midnight tree]

real

[wind forum]

I'd shit on California harder but Aldo would get me for hate speech

again

[heady crow]

ye

[midnight tree]

same

[heady crow]

now give proof that you arent greek

[upper spruce]

git rekt

[thin willow]

No such thing as hate speech on California

[upper spruce]

[heady crow]

that isnt justified*

[upper spruce]

It's always sunny in California.

[pastel quartz]

[thin willow]

Besides

[thin willow]

How can you call it a hate crime if you love doing it

[ocean pulsar]

Very valid

[woeful lance]

i literally got banned from a server for my bio lmao

[pastel quartz]

i call it "trolling"

[upper spruce]

git rekt

[thin willow]

Mid server

[midnight tree]

california is a drought-stricken pile of dirt inhabited purely by megacorporations that hate homeless people and the homeless people themselves

and the people unlucky enough to be born there

[ocean pulsar]

california is the reason mw2 had goofy aah guns

[midnight tree]

how the fuck can A COASTAL STATE HAVE A DROUGHT

JUST DISTILL MORE WATER

[ocean pulsar]

or was that LA

[thin willow]

Better yet @midnight tree

So many wildfires

[abstract path]

How did ultrakill even crash wtf

[midnight tree]

you got too based

simple as

[woeful lance]

california literally imported the most flammable trees on this earth, banned any sort of forestry service from cleaning up the copious amountss of dead wood these trees produce, and then blamed climate change when their shithole state started catching fire every 3 months

[abstract path]

Yes

[midnight tree]

real

[upper spruce]

https://i.etsystatic.com/15857740/r/il/31ab76/3918025882/il_fullxfull.3918025882_bou5.jpg

[midnight tree]

gotta give it up for the aussies that convinced california to buy said trees

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

Gotta love politics xD

[midnight tree]

a shitpost with decades in the making

[upper spruce]

Sup, Ginxie?

[ocean pulsar]

💀

[midnight tree]

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/usogui-quotes-baku-gif-22930050

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/bellebows-tiktok-dog-funny-silly-gif-26293491

wAT?!
Ending C: The dog became a well-respected Architect

[woeful lance]

its fine californians arent people

[midnight tree]

real

[ocean pulsar]

real

[edgy abyss]

I mean... Technically all Americans aren't people

[midnight tree]

i'm so glad i have the opportunity to not go to california

[woeful lance]

nah just the urbanites

[midnight tree]

average californian

[upper spruce]

Bro, cringe

You are not allowed to discriminate.

[hoary elk]

You will drive ze car and you will drink ze corn syrup

[edgy abyss]

Bro, kek

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=N3kkNfH4yco&feature=shares

Mentally there with this song

[abstract path]

Now i wonder if there is mods for ultrakill

[upper spruce]

nop

[edgy abyss]

I'm not discriminating race, just a country

[heady crow]

there is the sex mod

[woeful lance]

i will own the car
you will ride the bus with the hobo pissing in the back row

[abstract path]

Except that

[ocean pulsar]

yknow I didn't think I'd ever agree with you

[upper spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1059226680364900462/image0-10.gif

[ocean pulsar]

but I'm sold

[hoary elk]

i have legs thank you

[heady crow]

avg chauvinist

[woeful lance]

yeah try walking anywhere in texas heat

lmk how that goes for you

[heady crow]

weekend tomorrow

[edgy abyss]

Stp reposting that! I'm still waiting to repost it from the last time I saw it a month ago!

[hoary elk]

skill issue

[upper spruce]

make meh

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/morrowind-gif-20401546

[midnight tree]

try walking out of texas and then not coming back to texas

[grizzled meadow]

Always good this edit but now I want the name of that female, you won't take it away from me

Also I'm waiting for the remake of System Shock (I think it's the 2)

[heady crow]

bonbibonkers

[upper spruce]

System SHock 2 is old as fuk isn;t it?

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[hoary elk]

No as old as system shock

[upper spruce]

Makes sense lul

[ruby minnow]

truely oggi alle

[ocean pulsar]

I played the original deus ex recently it's pretty good

[upper spruce]

I'm the "Bioshock 2" type though

[ocean pulsar]

lip smacks are great

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[midnight tree]

not enough of a boomer for the system shock games but they seem cool

[woeful lance]

no ill keep my freedom sticks thanks

[wind forum]

yes

[heady crow]

falco is old

[midnight tree]

just do it somewhere else (illegally)

[hoary elk]

System shock remake demo was great

[edgy abyss]

[wind forum]

I am a very big fan of system shock

[hoary elk]

look at you h-hacker..

[grizzled meadow]

[swift scarab]

My boyfriend in the Netherlands standards on what medication to buy for being sick is baffling

Apparently they just use paracetamol for everything

[wind forum]

[midnight tree]

lmao

[swift scarab]

[upper spruce]

FITE ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVRVqFGyniA

[ocean pulsar]

pretty much

[uneven sinew]

They inspired the Bioschock Games

[midnight tree]

i just either pop a paracet, an ibux or i ignore it completely

[woeful lance]

here its just 3 ibuprofen, 2 tylenol, and a glass of sweet tea

[swift scarab]

They literally have actual cold medicine, but no, we must take the funni painkiller

[woeful lance]

cures any texan

[swift scarab]

[upper spruce]

I disagree

[swift scarab]

I only take three drugs

[ruby minnow]

bri'ish eh

[swift scarab]

Tylenol

Benadryl

[uneven sinew]

Okey

[edgy abyss]

Would you rather go back to the time when it was dealt with by calling it ghost haunting and curing it with cocaine?

[swift scarab]

And the occasional Claritin

[woeful lance]

uncultured swine never had southern sweet tea

[swift scarab]

JUST USE THE OTHER DRUGS IN THE PHARMACY

[uneven sinew]

Coca cola espumaa

[woeful lance]

sweet tea isnt british
fuckin room temp iq

[uneven sinew]

Why you talking about drugs

[midnight tree]

occasionally i will tell myself "it is what it is" and instantly cure whatever ailment i may suffer from

[uneven sinew]

Crazy fuckers

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22727788

[swift scarab]

People in the Netherlands believe that paracetamol is the answer to all problems apparently

[midnight tree]

america has a long history of drug abuse

[ocean pulsar]

when i get a headache that persists after me chugging 12 L of water I just blame government psy ops

[edgy abyss]

I WANNA DO COCAINE ABOUT IT!
ALSO! BRING BACK COCAINE IN COCA-COLA

[upper spruce]

So it's not alcohol?

[swift scarab]

That’s Germany.

[woeful lance]

every country has a history of drug and/or alcohol abuse

[midnight tree]

real

[ruby minnow]

i do not really live in America

[midnight tree]

yes

[midnight tree]

but you have government mandated drug abuse

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[upper spruce]

[ruby minnow]

i have my own traditional tea here

[uneven sinew]

Same thing in Spain

[woeful lance]

southerners here drink black tea with enough sugar to give an elephant diabetes

[uneven sinew]

Ibuprofeno

[midnight tree]

damn i gotta make myself some tea now

on god

[digital quartz]

nah jeremy sigma edits?

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hug-surprise-jump-cute-gif-17210536

fite me

[hoary elk]

El Naproxeno le gana

[ruby minnow]

no

[swift scarab]

I can’t stand tea anymore, I either drink water or fruit punch

[uneven sinew]

Droga, después meas y va todo a las alcantarillas

[woeful lance]

nah we just take 3 ibuprofen, a couple tylenol, and some benadryl.
cant be in pain if you're out cold.

[uneven sinew]

Superbacteria

[upper spruce]

[hoary elk]

bien

[midnight tree]

you know what i mean

[ruby minnow]

Kairos fight you

[midnight tree]

with the whole opioid epidemic and all that

[uneven sinew]

Why me lmao

[midnight tree]

and crack

[woeful lance]

i take a glass of sweet tea to work every day

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641584106601185281/1063169154821136404/16733382331746244.webp

[midnight tree]

based

[ruby minnow]

cause you're famous now go fight him

[uneven sinew]

I'm not

[ruby minnow]

you are now

[uneven sinew]

I still have to finish editing

[heady crow]

you know it

[uneven sinew]

[swift scarab]

I have a way to prevent the president from being so many old people

Put all the politicians into a ring, last one in becomes president

[woeful lance]

the tea gives me the energy tonfight god and the security officers (they wont let me strangle the pharmacy techs)

[uneven sinew]

Yes you can, kill em

[swift scarab]

I’ve yet to find the full clip for that

[heady crow]

@digital quartz ahahahahah bro nah

[ocean pulsar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e21ZjwZGjiQ&ab_channel=DukeVideo

[errant river]

https://youtu.be/e21ZjwZGjiQ

Damn it

[midnight tree]

this guy is like homelander

literally me

[ocean pulsar]

haha you smell

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/e21ZjwZGjiQ

[hoary elk]

le mans flying cars

[ocean pulsar]

haha you stink

[errant river]

I came 2nd at least

[grizzled meadow]

I swear we have an italian dude who does this shit as well
I'm just unsure about the crazy mood

[ocean pulsar]

my ass is one with my seat none of you stand a chance

[uneven sinew]

Falco is here

Time to post NSFW content

[digital quartz]

the cap

[hoary elk]

Booze cruise the flying car

[digital quartz]

you know a Jeremy irl? good god

[broken topaz]

Jeremy is a real g

[errant river]

Get ready to get yo ass torn apart then i played gran turismo 2 on the psp

[digital quartz]

[hoary elk]

based and parfumpilled

[broken topaz]

Aint never gonna catch me smelling bad

[broken topaz]

I am perfumed

[midnight tree]

what if i started hingelessly ranting about deodorant and started growling

😳

[broken topaz]

makes you 200% more attractive

[midnight tree]

real

[broken topaz]

KRRAAAFT

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHHAA

NAH TOMB

TOMB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90OQZx_8imk

[midnight tree]

i got a pleasant musk luckily

[heady crow]

I FOUND IT

[upper spruce]

NOT THE IBIZA! D:

[grizzled meadow]

Not irl, on YouTube as well

[heady crow]

@digital quartz PLEASE 😭

[upper spruce]

lol been looking for my drone in AGES!

[digital quartz]

my sides

[digital quartz]

wtf he sounds so different

[midnight tree]

mf got quiet, alright

[heady crow]

bros got a majestic voice fr

[ocean pulsar]

looney tunes shit

[digital quartz]

was that before or after his boxing arc ?

[broken topaz]

WAIT

WHO IS THAT

THATS NOT JER, IS IT?

[digital quartz]

thats him in his boyband arc

[broken topaz]

NOOOO

[midnight tree]

brooooooooo

he's ripped

[broken topaz]

REALEST SHIT EVER

[midnight tree]

actual twink

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-jeremypls-jeremy-fragrance-alpha-gif-26844517

COMMON JEREMY W

[digital quartz]

he is really skinny now from his uhhh healthy lifestyle

[midnight tree]

CAM ON JEREMY
SCOR SAM FACKIN BABES

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHHA

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-fragrance-swag-fail-table-table-flip-gif-20859137

[digital quartz]

I feel like that has happened once or twice

[midnight tree]

probably

[midnight tree]

i wish him luck with his inability to cum and his difficulties with getting a wife

[midnight tree]

yeah this guy is literally me

we are on the same mental level

[heady crow]

@digital quartz jeremy is a fucking main character

[broken topaz]

FUCK

WHEN HE TAKES OFF THE SHIRT

[digital quartz]

this one always makes me laugh the hardest because he doesn't seem to be 100% with it wich is unusual for him

[broken topaz]

BARK BARK BARK!

WOOOF

AWOOOGA

[digital quartz]

MITTAGSSPRINT

[heady crow]

cori you get me 😭

[solar obsidian]

[heady crow]

i just wish hed bulk up and put on some muscle

[digital quartz]

Einfach mal ne Runde mitsprinten

[broken topaz]

Kann da nicht mithalten

😭

[digital quartz]

I doubt anyone can keep up with Jeremy

[broken topaz]

we just dont

have the

POWER

[midnight tree]

fr

we are kraftless

[midnight tree]

but that ain't no sprint

that is a light jog

although he's probably just slowing down our perception of him

so we don't grow too cowardly in his presence

[ocean pulsar]

the handshake is such a flex

[upper spruce]

lul

https://media.tenor.com/u7hFjVOOUIQAAAAM/troll-off-youre-blocked.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://twitter.com/richterovertime/status/1613464534815236096?s=20&t=C6Ydbu8NpvWPOW6QrMDeUA

Richter Overtime (@richterovertime)

🚨!!The ENTIRE TF2 asset repo just leaked!!🚨

Tons of never before seen maps, models, PSDs & VMFs, everything.

Once the community finishes digesting this(61gb), there will be nothing else to talk about

This is the last official TF2 content drop you or I will ever see.

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Twitter · Jan 12, 2023, 9:14 AM

[broken topaz]

Huge Valve L

[ocean pulsar]

I'm just grateful to have experienced the game in it's peak

[broken topaz]

i still have my silly little hat

that proves i bought the game

[ocean pulsar]

nice

[broken topaz]

Thats it tho i never played outside of community servers

24/7 Mario Kart TF2

[ocean pulsar]

Yeah those were sweet

[broken topaz]

[ocean pulsar]

orange was great as well

spent so many hours one cp_orange

[broken topaz]

so many hours on cp

fr fr

[ocean pulsar]

(farted recently) (farted recently)

[broken topaz]

farting continously

[ocean pulsar]

non stop pop

[broken topaz]

the pop dont stop

till i drop

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discord-dancing-gmod-gmod-dance-gmod-funny-gif-23870696

[digital quartz]

npcs in gta are a whole different breed

[broken topaz]

based

[broken topaz]

I moan like that too

@heady crow can confirm

[broken topaz]

(discord noise cancellation filtering out my sneeze but only leaving in the moan)

[woeful lance]

same

[orchid robin]

Discord doing a little trolling

[broken topaz]

EVERYTIME DUDE

[ocean pulsar]

a small goof

[broken topaz]

Everytime i sneeze around new people on discord

they are like

"AYOOOO"

[digital quartz]

[heady crow]

fr

[orchid robin]

Stop sneezing

[heady crow]

like tomb you dont get it

[broken topaz]

I wish i could just stop moaning when sneezing

[heady crow]

cori moans everytime they sneeze

we are just chilling in 3 story dorms and mf moans randomly

[broken topaz]

Tarkov gunshots on the lovense

[orchid robin]

Thats how you intimidate your opponents

And confuse em

[broken topaz]

mostly just confused my team mates really

[midnight tree]

bouta come to your house with a comically large pepper grinder

and a feather

[broken topaz]

I'M A SNEEZER

IM GONNA

IM GONNA SNEEEEZE

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-god-of-war-mimir-atreus-gif-14012119

[midnight tree]

imagine the tickles

[orchid robin]

Im close darling, im-im SNEEEEZZIIINNNGGGG

[midnight tree]

tfw no sneezer gf

why even achoo

[woeful lance]

took me a minute to find this again

[broken topaz]

R E A L

as a wise man once said

[midnight tree]

real

[broken topaz]

so motherfucking god damn true

[orchid robin]

Become a hentai or sex game voice actor

[ocean pulsar]

sex game

[abstract path]

Ohnestly

V2 is

Hell

[orchid robin]

Mate shut it

[midnight tree]

i'm thinkin of becoming a voice actor so naturally i gotta start with porn voice acting

[orchid robin]

I am not that down bad to know the specific terminology

[broken topaz]

I have practiced my moans but not for acting purposes

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1014970872634802307/1029133507353653278/5BF80DEA-92F2-4BC7-A753-C460096F8655.gif

[swift scarab]

Yet another use for this meme

[orchid robin]

Did 4 ruffians break into your house

[broken topaz]

Finish the ruffians

like the founding fathers intended

[ocean pulsar]

A bunch of roughneck rascals

[orchid robin]

I remember the entire copy pasta from memory

[broken topaz]

Okay buddy

[ocean pulsar]

a bunch of rowdy hoodlums

[broken topaz]

you're one to talk

[midnight tree]

finish them off, they've been edging for too long

[orchid robin]

True

[swift scarab]

At least I don’t practice my moans

[broken topaz]

I dont believe that

as a VRchat user

[upper spruce]

oki

[orchid robin]

Practice your grunts then, bottoms moan and tops grunt

[upper spruce]

Le cat fight?!

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/tim-taylor-tool-tools-handy-handyman-gif-8448221

im a top

[swift scarab]

proceeds to ignore that I haven’t played vrc in almost half a year if not longer

[ocean pulsar]

MAKE GIFS AT GIFSOUP.COM

[midnight tree]

i have a good disappointment grunt going

very handy for when i was a security guard

[ocean pulsar]

I got the old man sitting down grunt down to a T

[midnight tree]

real

[broken topaz]

I got the old man getting up grunt down

[swift scarab]

Everyone gets that one

Comes with the territory

[ocean pulsar]

nice

[orchid robin]

Why tf you practicing moans then

[broken topaz]

I be in her ear like

[abstract path]

I wanna practice moans too-

[broken topaz]

no

[abstract path]

Why!

[broken topaz]

You're 17 go play with legos

actually

lets all play with legos

fr fr

[abstract path]

7 months and i am 18

[orchid robin]

Thats easy….ahem

[undone wave]

Imagine being a minor
couldn't be me

[abstract path]

I am already searching le job

[orchid robin]

Punch yourself in the balls

[broken topaz]

why did i click that

ouchie

oofie

owie

[scarlet viper]

angry roach noises 🪳

[abstract path]

I don't like cock and ball torture tho

[woeful lance]

i got a voice like a trucker but then my big tiddy goblin friend shows up and i make female noises

[midnight tree]

i be in her ear like

[orchid robin]

Punch someone else in the balls

[broken topaz]

I have never seen that emote not be the sadcat

[abstract path]

How about i kill you

[abstract path]

Jk

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

Ohnestly

[broken topaz]

[abstract path]

I think grabbing someones ass would be easier

[scarlet viper]

what the

actual fuck

[midnight tree]

i let dudes grab my ass

[scarlet viper]

ok

[midnight tree]

i ain't gae tho

[heady crow]

and turned some on

[midnight tree]

i just appreciate people with an eye for good asses

[broken topaz]

just you

:3

[orchid robin]

Bruno had to work hard after that relieving the boys

[broken topaz]

There are youtube uploads almost as old as you are

[narrow briar]

breathes in
ah yes, the smell of #🎪bruh-fart in the morning

[heady crow]

idk you did participate in the conversation about me kissing one of my friends

[broken topaz]

I was curious

[vivid edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1059226680364900462/image0-10.gif

[heady crow]

true

[midnight tree]

you first kiss?

very based

[heady crow]

with a guy

[broken topaz]

According to his friend it was

"very sloppy, but alright"

[midnight tree]

sloppy moment

[broken topaz]

Brüno that sloppy toppy devil

[heady crow]

another friend said i was a good kisser

need to gather more data ig

[undone wave]

I am neither a bottom nor a top nor a switch but rather a secret 4th thing

[broken topaz]

practice makes perfect

[broken topaz]

virgin

[heady crow]

true

wanna practise?

[undone wave]

😎

[orchid robin]

NO

[scarlet viper]

🇨🇳

[broken topaz]

oh oh

buusted

[scarlet viper]

I can relate

[vivid edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1063169905257631744/bT4UEM3roEDFce1v.mp4

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1059226680364900462/image0-10.gif

[midnight tree]

it really do be like i'm not entitled to love and therefore have to replace the empty space in my head with anger and protein

[abstract path]

Gimme

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNQXAC9IVRw

[broken topaz]

Thats the classic

[midnight tree]

yeeeeee

[broken topaz]

Thats as old as crystal

[midnight tree]

he at da ZOOOOOOOOOO

shoutout to my fellow zoomers

[orchid robin]

Wait……you mean what i did to that video was illegal?

[broken topaz]

yes

[orchid robin]

Uuuhhhhhh

[broken topaz]

I was thinking of this german rap about counter strike from 15 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvw1WoMr8OE

[orchid robin]

Everyone hates snitches right?

[broken topaz]

nostalgia

[narrow briar]

man I'm old

[ocean pulsar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cjrp23lBSM&ab_channel=flashdeckanimations

[broken topaz]

REAL

[heady crow]

[ocean pulsar]

very real

[heady crow]

where my finns at
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcb8uafr0cw

[broken topaz]

Brainfart counter strike lan when?

[midnight tree]

i miss the times when i was properly retarded

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-battlebit-remastered-gif-25025275

[heady crow]

i havent played in like 3 years

[orchid robin]

Local area network? Yeeaaahhh dunno if that will work here

[broken topaz]

We all meet at my place

I set up a few desks

[heady crow]

we just need long ethernet cables

[orchid robin]

Where is your place, and i meat country wise

Mean

[midnight tree]

ok i'll be there in 5

[broken topaz]

Germany

come

[heady crow]

bet

[narrow briar]

...

[hoary elk]

we doin lans?

[narrow briar]

Funnily enough I'm kinda in germany as well lol

[swift scarab]

Mfw the Europeans all talk about gathering in a single country when I’ve never even left my fucking state

[midnight tree]

belgian?

[swift scarab]

[orchid robin]

Hmmmmmmmm, will be in poland in like 6 months, still not gonna come but i will be closer

[heady crow]

yo

nah

if im in germany in 6 months

youll be there too

[uneven sinew]

The US its too big

[swift scarab]

No shit

It takes me an hour just to walk to the mall

[hoary elk]

it's made that way so you buy into the car thing

[orchid robin]

Why dont you come to po- sry but i cant stop laughing trying to say this, dont do this to yourself

[uneven sinew]

Man living out in Anchorage

[heady crow]

its a brisk 20 mins and most of it is just the woods

[heady crow]

think of the femboys

[swift scarab]

Again, Texas

[midnight tree]

that's a fault of your car-centric infrastructure layout

[digital quartz]

ayo LAN at Cori's ?

[heady crow]

fr

[orchid robin]

In germany?

[heady crow]

in poland

[hoary elk]

drip

[ocean pulsar]

growing up is realizing that in cs source and 1.6 the character charges the gun by pulling the forward assist

[uneven sinew]

Damn, cowboy

[digital quartz]

you know what to bring

[swift scarab]

Meet at Geneva, neutral territory for LAN party

[pastel quartz]

What the goddamn

[orchid robin]

Yeah no shit thats why IM going there, if you come then there will be competition

[broken topaz]

I wish i had one of those when i was younger

[midnight tree]

strapped

[hoary elk]

pc cases back then were fuckin crazy

i love you thermaltake and your cheap crazy plastic abominations

[broken topaz]

Honestly if i could fit all my modern hardware into that case

I'd do it

[broken topaz]

I still have a thermaltake abomination

had it since i was 14

[ocean pulsar]

a lot of people make sleeper builds with old cases

[midnight tree]

lemme see if i can fit my hardware in your casing

[ocean pulsar]

takes a bit of diy tho

[broken topaz]

😳

[hoary elk]

the only problem would be cooling performance

[upper spruce]

gib meat

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tanner-wiseman-destination-fear-squad-cowboy-this-town-gif-17154243

[broken topaz]

you know what is big enough for the two of you

[orchid robin]

Thats why we must move into a city

[upper spruce]

RAM RANCH achieved!

-Ending D

[orchid robin]

No

[broken topaz]

okay

[orchid robin]

How do you expect me to know

[hoary elk]

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/414048461412106240/1060616448948584519/7cb1f7c5-f36e-49a8-baac-8b1e37816d5c-1.gif

[heady crow]

:3c

you?

[broken topaz]

No

[orchid robin]

Okay okay i get the poinf

[heady crow]

ah

mb

[orchid robin]

Okay now im interested

[upper spruce]

p!explode 308743913076948994

[upper spruce]

Time for drugz

[uneven sinew]

[midnight tree]

there is no fucking way you aren't a child

[abstract path]

More like time for sleep

[broken topaz]

oh oh the normie is here

[orchid robin]

Omg, cori is gonna get us a double bed

[broken topaz]

real

[midnight tree]

you write EXACTLY like i did when i was a dumb kid

[ocean pulsar]

same

[midnight tree]

minus the roleplay stuff

[ocean pulsar]

not same what

[broken topaz]

ROLEPLAY STUFF

[orchid robin]

[broken topaz]

?!

[heady crow]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA NAH NAH

[abstract path]

Yall any tipps for V2

[midnight tree]

the fuckin roleplay speak

you know what i mean

[heady crow]

buy the game

[broken topaz]

KERFUS

[uneven sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/imma-head-out-gif-19231737

[ocean pulsar]

be faster

[abstract path]

Literally have it

[midnight tree]

KERFUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[orchid robin]

FINE FUCKIN FINE I GET THE FUCKIN POINT

[abstract path]

One problem

I can't exactly do that

[upper spruce]

amgy

[woeful lance]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/425144492488785927/1063183789456621681/eApxAKkfHdMWOn9f.mp4

[abstract path]

Lol

[hoary elk]

hungry

[broken topaz]

tasty

[midnight tree]

mmm

[broken topaz]

im gonna

eat some ket

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/burger-bussin-smoky-barbecue-bacon-buford-from-checkers-gif-21413736

[abstract path]

What is this

[midnight tree]

i have something for you to eat if you know what i mean

[ocean pulsar]

lunch

[broken topaz]

borgar?

[scarlet viper]

funky

[orchid robin]

Kinda hungry, debating on whether eating some bread or sleeping it ofd

[midnight tree]

Same food i made for my mom today

[orchid robin]

Off

[midnight tree]

She enjoyed it

[broken topaz]

The carrot pieces

are bigger than my dick wth

[orchid robin]

[upper spruce]

w0t?

Lies

[broken topaz]

Why would you have such huge pieces of carrot in there

[midnight tree]

old picture, i made em smaller today

[broken topaz]

crunchy ass dude

[midnight tree]

this was my dinner yesterday

[ocean pulsar]

looks pretty good

[midnight tree]

i put in some more effort for my mom

[ocean pulsar]

I exclusively eat chicken and rice with frozen veggies

not sure why I never got sick of it maybe I have problems

[abstract path]

It's weird how i had the exact same weight today as yesterday

[midnight tree]

i fry my veggies whilst i prepare the rice and eggs so they get all sweet and crispy

very nice

no frozen wares

[ocean pulsar]

mmm

[midnight tree]

i like making food fr

[ocean pulsar]

quality rice in a rice cooker is really good

[midnight tree]

i'd be a perfect househusband

[hoary elk]

trembologna sandwich

[midnight tree]

yeah i recently got myself a rice cooker

shit slaps

[abstract path]

Ah yes....my favourite

[ocean pulsar]

conger I will

[ocean pulsar]

do unspeakable acts

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/foiled-again-foil-again-cat-kitten-gif-24575588

[scarlet viper]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1014970872634802307/1029133507353653278/5BF80DEA-92F2-4BC7-A753-C460096F8655.gif

[hoary elk]

i use a pan, because i don't like mushy rice

[scarlet viper]

cat gifs get me down bad

fr

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/aphex-twin-dog-slideshow-gif-26134621

[scarlet viper]

waltuh

[abstract path]

Finally

But

What does rice have that we need

[ocean pulsar]

rice cooker rice is not mushy

at all

[midnight tree]

rice

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1062385378260168855/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue.gif

[abstract path]

Ah

[midnight tree]

i am pretty decent at cooking

my brain good at calculating tastes

[ruby minnow]

how about you cook deez nuts

[upper spruce]

U no liek risotto ?!

[midnight tree]

bet

[scarlet viper]

Yakuza 0

[midnight tree]

what a horrible day to have eyes

[scarlet viper]

https://tenor.com/view/goro-majima-yakuza-yakuza0-disco-gif-19925696

[midnight tree]

literally me

[scarlet viper]

https://tenor.com/view/bobux-yakuza-yakuza0-yen-japan-gif-21141831

[midnight tree]

yeah the yakuza game really made me question things

like my sexuality

very thought provoking game 10/10

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-gif-25628425

[abstract path]

Ohnestly i am asking myself

Should i work out rn or just go to sleep

[heady crow]

slepe

[abstract path]

Lol

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-kazuma-kiryu-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-tiger-drop-gif-24749668

[abstract path]

Why slep

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/dnc-gif-20056437

[midnight tree]

go get swole

[upper spruce]

workout

[abstract path]

Why

[upper spruce]

get sweaty and hot

[abstract path]

Damn

[upper spruce]

[abstract path]

Hmmm

[hoary elk]

gotta get that pump

[midnight tree]

go beat the shit out of the other dudes at the gym

[abstract path]

[midnight tree]

they are already tired you can take them

[abstract path]

Their not on that cybergrind

[midnight tree]

exactly

[upper spruce]

Workouts are good aphrodisiacs

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-correction-correction-theyre-gif-18526596

[abstract path]

Whas das mean?

[midnight tree]

https://media.tenor.com/lDvMPt5WtFIAAAAd/louisoix-final-fantasy14.gif

[upper spruce]

Means it will get your libido going.

[hoary elk]

they rev up your weewee

[abstract path]

Jesus

[midnight tree]

aphrodisiacs are things that make you horny

[abstract path]

Ohhhhh

[upper spruce]

That's "MR. JEBUS" to you xD

[abstract path]

lmao

[midnight tree]

could be drugs or just natural components in some fruits and such

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/takeuchi-auchi-dai-gyakuten-saiban-the-great-ace-attorney-chronicles-dgs-tgaa-gif-22525815

[hoary elk]

like bull testicles

[abstract path]

Well uhhh

Idk which workouts to do :)

[upper spruce]

exactly, bigger is better lul

[upper spruce]

no barbells in home? Dam

[midnight tree]

do situps and squats

[orchid robin]

Soooooo, being told that you did a good job is an aphrodisiac?

[ocean pulsar]

bench press 300

[abstract path]

At home

[midnight tree]

lots of people don't work out their legs and stomach enough

[ocean pulsar]

bench press 250

[midnight tree]

gotta get that core musculature down

[orchid robin]

CALISTHENICS EXIST

[abstract path]

Heh.

Dude

[midnight tree]

yes

[upper spruce]

D:

MENACINGLY!

[abstract path]

My legs are as thick as yours atleast

[midnight tree]

based

[hoary elk]

proof?

[midnight tree]

i mean

he's seen mine

[upper spruce]

crush me with ur thighs

🤎

[orchid robin]

M is for minor

[abstract path]

That's kinda gae thou

Fuck now i have a peep in my ear

[upper spruce]

not really xD

[abstract path]

Wait

[upper spruce]

what ya mean lel ?

[solar obsidian]

does he know?

[abstract path]

So you're a girl?

[orchid robin]

Shes 17

[edgy abyss]

What I came back to?

[upper spruce]

Ok next year then, lul