🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

dogs are just cute

wanted to buy a borzoi but i am broke and lazy

[uneven sinew]

Hold on

[woeful lance]

this one's a sweetheart
one time my sister brought home a hamster and it fell out of her hands and my dog just picked it up by the scruff and dropped it back in my sister's hands

the hamster was incredibly angy but completely unharmed

[pastel quartz]

why does the kid look so retarded

[uneven sinew]

Idk I got it from the internet, to compare the size

[pastel quartz]

feels like illusion, like it isnt even rela

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/IBdqGeUjXH0

omg me

[uneven sinew]

Damn he's literally you

[edgy abyss]

I FUCKING WANT ONE

[uneven sinew]

Not worth it

Lol

[edgy abyss]

Fuck you!

It's a TITAN! I need it!

[upper spruce]

compuslive kobold is compulsive

[warm fossil]

I did not expect Mann Co. there

[woeful lance]

hk

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/CJATWt1KbMA

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950839793951060008/1063099343613218876/2023-01-12_16-16-51.mp4 @heady crow

[warm fossil]

what the hell even happened in that video?

[orchid robin]

what the fuck did i just come to

[errant river]

Maybe some device randomly caught fire

[stone blade]

идк И'м сорръ

[uncut obsidian]

i've seen a comment from the author of the vid somewhere or something like that

[orchid robin]

i dont speak Cyrillic

[stone blade]

Idk I'm sorry

[uncut obsidian]

that's an old vid from like 2013, something electrical caught fire while the guy was recording the video

and somehow the hard drive survived

and the guy decided to upload the video when he found out about it

[crimson flame]

finn with silicone boobs

[uncut obsidian]

there it is

[orchid robin]

reminds me of that one tweet where a womans sister died in a housefire and god left the bible unscathed like a calling card

[warm fossil]

lmao

that's really unlucky

but also the comedic factor is incredible

[heady crow]

😭

[woeful lance]

https://twitter.com/lolidogwater/status/1549786485024591875

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Twitter · Jul 20, 2022, 4:01 PM

[uneven sinew]

Veterinarian recommended

[grizzled meadow]

Click the video: cringe click off
Saw the pic: WHAT

[devout hull]

I would make a joke about the chemicals in the water turning the dogs... well you get the idea.

[warm fossil]

do not drink the water

[uncut obsidian]

-->

[warm fossil]

they put something into it to make you forget

[woeful lance]

you mean turning the dogs.gay?

[grizzled meadow]

More like

-->

[devout hull]

...

[heady crow]

Huh?

[digital quartz]

this made my morrowboomer ass laugh

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sherlock-benedict-cumberbatch-hat-tip-greetings-smile-gif-4268618

[upper spruce]

smells like scam

[woeful lance]

oh absolutely

also my sister got me a switch and a copy of pokemon for my birthday and now i have an unhealthy obsession with this little shitter

[warm fossil]

epic fail

[upper spruce]

...

[upper spruce]

wtf is

[uneven sinew]

Elden ring

[stone blade]

hello little computer people

inside my puter

[uneven sinew]

Helo

[stone blade]

hehehe hi

[digital quartz]

alo

[uneven sinew]

Words person

[woeful lance]

why ping

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/computer-smash-rage-flash-gif-19862483

[upper spruce]

no the other one

[woeful lance]

i used to play this a lot in my middle school computer literacy class

[sinful rune]

Good old games

[ocean pulsar]

that is so nostalgic

[pastel quartz]

omg classic

[sinful rune]

Plumbing is the least of your issues. Motherfuckers installing their own gas furnaces and checking if it's airtight with lighters 💀

[crimson flame]

natural selection

oh wait not really since its gonna kill other ppl too

[upper spruce]

I hate plumbing work. I swear to the gods, working with liquids is the WORST!

[fading shuttle]

hey so uh, i saw this and suffered

[upper spruce]

I prefer electrician work 😠

[fading shuttle]

yall gotta suffer too

[upper spruce]

prepares the Block button

[fading shuttle]

suffering is best shared so it hurts less

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/o_o-gif-19381700

[ruby minnow]

what has evolution done to us

[digital quartz]

apprehend that person

[pastel quartz]

Celebrity worship*

[fading shuttle]

the discord bot didnt like that image so i had to screensnip it to trick the bot

he tried his best

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1019769355917066283/1043630333180006531/caption-27-1.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1063094094596952166/Dont_mind_me_Im_just_stealing_the_meme_above.mp4

[pastel quartz]

classic, his dick is fucking enormous

[plucky void]

the fuck is wrong with this guy's middle finger

it even wiggles

earthworm jim-ass dude

[upper spruce]

ew

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[crimson flame]

average twitter user

[pastel quartz]

rihanna looks like a rat now tho

[upper spruce]

lel

[digital quartz]

yo you down for some battlefield ?

[upper spruce]

This channel IS a battlefield

[heady crow]

Ye sure

Lemme get on my pc

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1045973880336039956/caption.gif

[pastel quartz]

majority of act 2+ gameplay:

[pastel quartz]

do it

[crimson flame]

i mean this is what we pay for a massive seamless map

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hug-surprise-jump-cute-gif-17210536

Fite me

[digital quartz]

the loading times with mods are even worse

[ruby minnow]

konflifkt

[crimson flame]

you hear that @pastel quartz

stop asking for mods

[orchid robin]

MORE MODS

[digital quartz]

there is some good class mods tho

[pastel quartz]

but last time i asked for mods was weeks ago.. wat
and- i wanted just 1 or 2 mods- and i dont think you ever said ,, no we will never use mods because loading will be longer '' either

[digital quartz]

and the random modifier for items are also very fun, if you two play your first playthrough tho I wouldnt recommend it

[orchid robin]

Me every week looking at arma3 "time to download more mods"

actually

[digital quartz]

im currently playing fo4 with a big modlist and its kinda crazy how much better they managed to make the game look

[orchid robin]

imma check out some arma3 mods rn

[pastel quartz]

then use the goodie bag, wont change the loading will it, and will give everything all of us wanted

[abstract path]

SHEEEEESH

Respectfully

:]

Have fun

[upper spruce]

lel

🏴‍☠️

[eager igloo]

Pirating nintendo games is morally correct

[heady crow]

does it fix the game being shit tho Kappa

[digital quartz]

actually yeah

[heady crow]

holy shit

[midnight tree]

pirating everything is morally correct

[eager igloo]

Do they delete the main plot?

[upper spruce]

Well look who is back.

I hope you will respect people now.

[midnight tree]

real

[midnight tree]

i will never

[digital quartz]

I have an alternative start, so Im more like a mercenary working for Codsworth instead of a father trying to find his son

[warm fossil]

so true

[broken topaz]

What did you even do to get muted retard?

[fading shuttle]

Rio de Janeiro

[upper spruce]

Good, you will provide ample opportunities to get banned ^^

[warm fossil]

furry hate

[midnight tree]

i called the scalie a scalie

[warm fossil]

happens to everyone

[broken topaz]

LOL

[eager igloo]

That is a good mod

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-get-on-battlefield-battlefield2042-gif-21939750

[warm fossil]

can't blame

[broken topaz]

Only grok would mute for that

[digital quartz]

yo

[upper spruce]

Literally he called me an Anima "animal fuckers"

[midnight tree]

never used those exact words

that's just your imagination

[orchid robin]

i tried the alternate start in fallout3...........my game would crash whenever i tried that shit

[warm fossil]

I personally just got used to any hate towards myself

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/hutao-hi-catboys-gif-22398235

[upper spruce]

Yeah I don't give a fuck anyways 😄

[midnight tree]

gotta go make some dinner for my ma

brb lads

[pastel quartz]

hai daddy uwuu haii uwu :3

[eager igloo]

Sounds like fo3

[warm fossil]

most of the stuff is some common you might as well think it's all same peopel

[broken topaz]

Haii heeyy :3

[warm fossil]

and the generalizing is really something

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/hu-tao-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-hu-tao-gif-25908086

[pastel quartz]

I'm a cat girl but haiii helloooo :3

[warm fossil]

it's like you do not exist as a person

[pastel quartz]

oh wait ew im not a catboy

[warm fossil]

but as a big giant group of people

[heady crow]

nowadays i only get called the f slur with affection ❤️

[heady crow]

haii :3

[broken topaz]

fagg0t ❤️ @heady crow

[warm fossil]

damn

[heady crow]

heyyy :33

[pastel quartz]

mwah uwuuu

[woeful lance]

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[upper spruce]

Nah they just prove that their own parents are animals to spawn such disrespectful litter
...but anyway, we move on.

[pastel quartz]

But I am

[broken topaz]

Thats very disrespectful of you to say

[warm fossil]

agreed let's get away from the bad things

[eager igloo]

A 'minority' is still salty

[warm fossil]

AND INSTEAD LOOK AT THIS AWESOME CTA

[upper spruce]

So you said you play Project Zomboid?

[warm fossil]

a teeny tiny bit

[pastel quartz]

Or this one

[warm fossil]

I got it installed

[upper spruce]

GTA: Cat Theft Auto

[warm fossil]

but I never got to really progress in it

[upper spruce]

I heard about a very good tactic to survive

[warm fossil]

mmm?

[upper spruce]

"TAILORING!'

[warm fossil]

I just panic whenever I see a negative moodle

[broken topaz]

Tailoring in Zomboid

is a necessity fr fr

[upper spruce]

Yeap! You literally ADD "armor"-pads to your outfits.

[broken topaz]

Try biting through 10 layers of jeans

stupid zombie

[upper spruce]

[pastel quartz]

so you can wear armor or 10 layers of jeans on yourself, and you wont become slow, encumbered or soemthing?

[warm fossil]

his name is Rubik by the way

he's Shrimple's cta

and a very awesome one

[upper spruce]

@warm fossil@broken topaz Make sure your Character has "Heat Resilience" or however it's called.
Cause if not... you character will die from exhaustion and over-heating

[warm fossil]

noted

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-plushie-plush-hello-gif-21004226

[upper spruce]

Yes, imagine dying because you are wearing 10 layers of Jackets xD

[pastel quartz]

aweh so qt

[upper spruce]

...yes, If I remember correctly theres: Leather > Synth > Cloth

Leather is top material.

[orchid robin]

is it bad if you blow hard enough that a hole is formed in the tissue

[pastel quartz]

no, its great

keep it up like that

[orchid robin]

i said blow not.....what you are thinking of

[broken topaz]

its called a blow job for a reason

[warm fossil]

blow? as in blow shit up?

[broken topaz]

You plow into the hole at the top like into a balloon

[orchid robin]

uuuuuhhhhhh, i dont think a blowjob invovles anything with "that" hole

especially plowing something into it

[broken topaz]

As hard as you can

[upper spruce]

Blown-up Job.

Let's do it

🧨

[orchid robin]

your approach to it is frightening

[broken topaz]

ITS GOING

WHERE THE POOR GUY PEES

ILL SHINE IT TILL IT GLIDES WITH EASE

love that video

[upper spruce]

oki

[broken topaz]

tho the size of that thing

is very frightening

[abstract path]

Jesus

[orchid robin]

omg flamethrowers in arma

[orchid robin]

me download

[upper spruce]

Flamethrower in ARMA ?!

[broken topaz]

Those always suck

[orchid robin]

its a mod

[orchid robin]

sucking can become a specialty that i am willing to embrace if it gives me a flamethrower

[upper spruce]

seems so obsolette

[broken topaz]

I think way back in Arma2

I44 had a decent one

[orchid robin]

not when you also have a mod that adds zombies

hell i have so many factions in arma3 downloaded

I EVEN HAVE GODAMN SKYNET FROM THE TERMINATOR

[broken topaz]

Do you have the star wars mod

[abstract path]

Yall

[upper spruce]

<_ >

[abstract path]

Should i tidy ma room

[errant river]

No

[upper spruce]

YEs, you should.

Cleanliness is godlikeness .

[warm fossil]

oh and before I forget

[broken topaz]

its cleanliness is next to godliness

[warm fossil]

you bet

[abstract path]

Wtf?

[warm fossil]

hell yeah

[abstract path]

How?

WHAT

[warm fossil]

NEVER

[abstract path]

OMG

[warm fossil]

YES I AM

HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

[broken topaz]

Thats alot of screenshake

[upper spruce]

w0t?

[abstract path]

Nah that ain't even the limit

[upper spruce]

Bro don't shake too much. It will ejaculate xD

[warm fossil]

wrong

that is the limit

sadly

[abstract path]

For most games it is

[errant river]

Why it land so perfectly

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/iGaDctvAEMw

[woeful lance]

pretty sure its edited ngl

[warm fossil]

anybody wanna see me play with 1000% screenshake?

it's an experience

[errant river]

I see yes i don't remember that happening when i saw it before

[upper spruce]

nop

[pastel quartz]

wicked

[errant river]

Bro gave bro a water jet cutter

[abstract path]

Why not have moth gf

[upper spruce]

Moths are cute insects

Moth-girls will be more floofy and coot

[abstract path]

And they only need le lamp

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io1DLrrae74

Amgry Moth

[abstract path]

Cute angry moth x3

[upper spruce]

"How dare you disrespect me, hooman?! Now bring me honey asap!"

[abstract path]

Ohnestly i would chuckle up first but then bring honey

Cuz y not

[hoary elk]

the way it moves it's legs is as if it was arguing

[abstract path]

Also the bigger trousers actually fit me now

That's

[abstract path]

An achievement?

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/MCilHPm4v5E

[stone blade]

from now on I will call the alcoholic % of a drink...horsepower

[upper spruce]

Lel
He be like : "FUK YOOOUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu........"

[abstract path]

50PS

I wamt 50PS

[stone blade]

wamt

[abstract path]

uwu

[abstract path]

Wamt

[heavy peak]

Did kit deadass block me?

[warm fossil]

language issue

[orchid robin]

no

[stone blade]

@fading shuttle

[orchid robin]

but now that i have my ram sticks

cuz they arrived

and i attach them

[broken topaz]

you want to ram sticks?

😳

[hoary elk]

bro??

[orchid robin]

and check if now arma will run better with multiple units aka large scale combat

then i will consider getting the star wars mods

[warm fossil]

1000% screenshake is definitely an experience

[uncut obsidian]

try reacting to his messages

[orchid robin]

btw just a quick note

i didnt like the 40k mod for arma3

[heavy peak]

I did, hence the question but not really

[warm fossil]

I give up, it's too painful for my eyes

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/KzagWqRjRrs

[orchid robin]

welp

time to attack the ram sticks

see you all in idk how long

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/uQhWDBzlLCM look at this snake

[orchid robin]

hope it doesnt turn into a clusterfuck knowing me

[warm fossil]

good luck with the ram sticks

[stable pivot]

literally me

[stable pivot]

DUDE, somebody help search a meme here

[orchid robin]

Question

The new laptop ram doesnt have the fuckin metal covers that my old one has

Is it a problem ooorrr?

[upper spruce]

Woot?

[orchid robin]

Guys seriously someone reassure me im not doing something that will fry my shit

[hoary elk]

just be careful, ram heatsinks are good because they allow you to grab them easier

[orchid robin]

Oh

So thats it?

Okay no problem then

This is the last time i will be touching them anyways

[hoary elk]

just ground yourself and grab from a place theres only pcb

[upper spruce]

Don't pay attention bro, I blocked dozens of haters, shitters and cetera in here

[upper spruce]

https://youtu.be/D1mvx-JgMuk

LE BRITTONS!!

[heavy peak]

No, its just that i got blocked by someone who i don't even know, is what i find bizarre

[edgy abyss]

If it makes you feel any better... I can block you

[stable pivot]

noice

[hoary elk]

dumb

[upper spruce]

Dumass 'bold

[upper spruce]

I think he knows you called him dumb 😹

[amber marsh]

Banger

[orchid robin]

AND ITS GLORIOUS

[amber marsh]

Lmao nice

[upper spruce]

Crashes

[orchid robin]

i was close to shitting myself when i turned the laptop on and for the first few seconds the screen seemed to be dark for longer than usual

[upper spruce]

[edgy abyss]

13 base int is not dumb

[upper spruce]

Error:__WINDOWS_98.not found

[orchid robin]

i deleted that weeks ago

[hoary elk]

now run memTest64

[hasty dove]

food guro, you have been warned

[upper spruce]

I still wanna toss ya at the lake

[orchid robin]

discord and 5 diff google tabs with youtube running and its only at 40% usage meanwhile my dying singular 8gb would be at 90%

[upper spruce]

[edgy abyss]

Delete system 64 now that it's installed. It just takes up space

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/_xCEMFERDdA

[hoary elk]

system 64?! bro got windows 20

[upper spruce]

Windows 2000 ftw

[orchid robin]

anyways imma run gamma now and see if theres an improvement

wish me luck

[upper spruce]

I wish you Lard.

[hoary elk]

should not get as much stutters if you did get a lot

[edgy abyss]

I don't know how @orchid robin did it, but he fucked up that bad probably

[orchid robin]

for amoment with the typo i was like "the fuck"

[hoary elk]

lmao yeah my hands got lazy and didn't type everything i thought

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/tuOlEkeJud0

[orchid robin]

i mean i did remove the silly fan with the weird square looking thing so i doubt that will be a problem

[edgy abyss]

That you could do... I if remember my character sheet properly, Gix weight is around 24lb

[orchid robin]

grim plays dnd?

[edgy abyss]

Yes

Alot

[upper spruce]

Ok then, Ima use ya as a surf board.

[edgy abyss]

I thought that was obvious @orchid robin

[orchid robin]

when was it obvious?

[upper spruce]

p!implode 275661232990846988

[upper spruce]

....

dear god

[edgy abyss]

A 2'4 tall surfboard?

[orchid robin]

mf be roleplaying as a child

[upper spruce]

Nah, kobolds are shorties there's no way he be that tall xD

[edgy abyss]

I constantly talk about it?

[orchid robin]

well def not when im around

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

so its a surprise to me

[edgy abyss]

The average size of kobolds in DnD is 2'6

Or 2'8 i can't recall

[upper spruce]

shorties

[upper spruce]

[orchid robin]

aayyyy maxim is back

hey maxim

hey maxim

hey maxim

hey maxim

hey maxim

i will keep spamming till you ask "what"

hey maxim

[upper spruce]

p!implode 544209187014443022

[orchid robin]

hey maxim

[orchid robin]

love the gladiatior

great movie

[upper spruce]

Maximus Bigus Deekus Glorious

[rose ferry]

what's up sexy

[orchid robin]

just replaced my dying ram stick with 2 8gb ddr4 ones

[edgy abyss]

Wait... THAT WAS YOUR UPGRADE?!

[orchid robin]

if anyone makes a dick joke istg

[rose ferry]

congratuwell done

[upper spruce]

8 Gigs of RAM RANCH, EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT 9 PM!

[upper spruce]

Too late xD

[orchid robin]

yeah.... my ram was fuckin dying to the point it performed like a 4 giga one

[edgy abyss]

When you said that was your first upgrade I assumed you did more than just replacing ram sticks!

[orchid robin]

im on a laptop grim

what you do expect me to replace

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

the laptop

[orchid robin]

never

[edgy abyss]

The fucking laptop with a PC you lemon

[orchid robin]

expect its not worth it rn

[amber marsh]

Dam I said something to my dad

[upper spruce]

Nah they take too much space

[amber marsh]

And he proceeded to say no, you are wrong

I told him to tell me then, and he told me exactly what I said

[upper spruce]

then you are wrong so shut

😄

[amber marsh]

[edgy abyss]

@upper spruce @orchid robin

[orchid robin]

youre the one roleplaying a fuckin gecko in dnd

[edgy abyss]

Yea... BECAUSE IT'S DND YOU LEMON

[upper spruce]

yo mama is a gecko 😄

[orchid robin]

im not shaming dnd, im shaming you for not picking something cooler

[upper spruce]

A Kobold is short enough to kick you in the nuts

[woeful lance]

how often does he lick his own eyeballs

[amber marsh]

bruh you probs don't even got a dad

[upper spruce]

[edgy abyss]

HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY DRAGONBORN OR LIZARDFOLK?! I showed you the art of them!

[amber marsh]

fatherless pfp smh

[upper spruce]

no u

[amber marsh]

I got one and I love him, as annoying as he is

[orchid robin]

all ive seen is you posting a scalie monolith member

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

Heresy

[upper spruce]

featherless pfp

git rekt

[orchid robin]

plus it didnt even look that good

[upper spruce]

Monolith are cringe, no matter who they are.

[amber marsh]

but it has feathers?

[edgy abyss]

@orchid robin there! Now you've seen 'em.

[orchid robin]

okay the last one is literally an irl lizard dressed in a tiny suit of armor

[heady crow]

@orchid robin did u put the ram in

[orchid robin]

I stuck the ram sticks

[edgy abyss]

The last one is literally based on the Red Eye skink

[heady crow]

did it work

[orchid robin]

It worked, my pc can actually not lag having both google and discord working at the same time now

[heady crow]

poggers

[pastel quartz]

damn lucky

[ruby minnow]

armor piercing grenades yes

[orchid robin]

It’s literally called spending 50€ on 2 8gb sticks

[upper spruce]

monkeyh be happy

😄

[upper spruce]

Just 50$ ?! Damn that be cheap

[orchid robin]

Yeah

The bullets required to shoot the place and rob them only cost 50€

[heady crow]

what speed?

[orchid robin]

3200

[pastel quartz]

picking the loud way of doing it

[heady crow]

homie shooting some expensive rounds

[heady crow]

alr nice

[orchid robin]

And gamma is actually loading rn faster than the usual 10-12 mins i had to wait before

[orchid robin]

God that previous stick was on life support legit

[upper spruce]

Fish sticks plox ?

[heady crow]

my entire mobo is on life support rn

[orchid robin]

Your what

[hoary elk]

motherboard

[heady crow]

2600 with several pins missing and a single stick of ram running at 2666mhz

[orchid robin]

Oh

[heady crow]

motherboard

[orchid robin]

And you play tarkov with that?

[heady crow]

yes

barely

[orchid robin]

I thought tarkov would be more demanding of good hardware

[hoary elk]

2666 intel speed

[heady crow]

i play with 40fps for most of the time

[upper spruce]

not that bad

[orchid robin]

Wow tarkov is almost as well optimized as crysis2

[upper spruce]

maybeh

[heady crow]

oh i cant even play the newest map

[orchid robin]

I played crysis 2 on high with literal default intel graphics

4gb ram

And an i3

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

Okay

[heady crow]

as how the lord intended

[orchid robin]

And it ran well enough for me to actually enjoy it

[vivid marsh]

Wrong you put Israel in the fiction section

[orchid robin]

Is there a framerate cap setting in gamma?

[orchid robin]

Fuck

[upper spruce]

Dutyer achieves RAM RANCH finally.

[orchid robin]

Where is sean when i wanna give him the news

[upper spruce]

p!explode 287657698240102410

[orchid robin]

i have both discord and gamma open and my pc isnt dying, this is so nice to see

[upper spruce]

Nice

Nose Achieved

I MEAN....

[upper spruce]

p!implode 135432206234419200

[warm fossil]

today's dinner

[orchid robin]

were eating delight?

im in

[upper spruce]

Shakes it well

[orchid robin]

just dont have any friends

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[warm fossil]

maybe..

[orchid robin]

One small problem

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[orchid robin]

Its been so long that i forgot what i was planning to do in gamma

[heady crow]

idk

stream it and well figure it out

[orchid robin]

Not gonna stream it, i think im gonna hop on arma3 and try some large scale battles finally

[orchid robin]

Tomorrow i will think about gamma

[heady crow]

wow ok

[orchid robin]

Im sorry but i need at least 2 months in a server before i start actually streaming or……..talking

[heady crow]

as long as youre comfortable

[upper spruce]

screming

[plucky void]

be an actual chad and put it in the mental illness section

[upper spruce]

LOL my friend is playing "Malaka Simulator"

[woeful lance]

nah ill just put it in the garbage

[upper spruce]

A guy was throwing up, Hypocrates gave him an apple and said: "An apple a day keeps the doctors away"

... this game is truly epic xD

[plucky void]

what does malaka mean again

'dumbass' according to google

[upper spruce]

"ASS-ASIN'S CREED: Odd is he"

[warm fossil]

oh man that's incredibly nostalgic

anyways

new saturday plan

take a bath

fuck everything

I haven't bathed in ages

[plucky void]

some greek characters in Origins also said that, I just couldn't remember what it meant

[warm fossil]

[plucky void]

koprophagos tho

is a classic

[upper spruce]

Yes, they mention the word "malaka" every 10 mins

Hence the new name

[stone blade]

@heady crow

[upper spruce]

"Malaka Simulator" 😄

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

hehehehehe

[warm fossil]

the Monster tower is forming

[heady crow]

i once had a grocery bag full of monsters and 2 of other energy drinks

[stone blade]

I had 5 at some point

[heady crow]

@broken topaz

[pastel quartz]

Nyargh

[pastel quartz]

Tozo T1’s

Better than shitcons

[heady crow]

or just buy imported chifi iems

[pastel quartz]

What?

[broken topaz]

true

[heady crow]

:33

[broken topaz]

🏳️‍🌈 !

[pastel quartz]

anyone know where to get long lasting glow sticks or is Amazon good enough

[heady crow]

hugely

[heady crow]

imported in ear monitors from china

[pastel quartz]

Tozo is also Chinese

But higher quality

Like 40$

For a pair

[pastel quartz]

That come with every single earbud replacement size

And are waterproof

[heady crow]

homie giving a sponsor speech

[warm fossil]

hell yes

[heady crow]

you are all so queer

[pastel quartz]

Whaaaaat?

No I’m noooot

lmao:

Anyways

Guns and bullets thread was singlehandedly carried by me

[pastel quartz]

Time to bring it back.

[orchid robin]

Damn, we are?

[pastel quartz]

That’s right. I’m only back because I’m autistic.

Any gun owners here?

[warm fossil]

True...

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-seventeen-joshua-spongebob-gay-gif-23866308

[undone wave]

Good morning fellow queers

[warm fossil]

greetings!

[heady crow]

morning local nonbinary hottie

[pastel quartz]

Speak for yourself.

[pastel quartz]

[undone wave]

😎

[pastel quartz]

Hottie?

Doubtful.

[broken topaz]

[orchid robin]

Everyone is fair game to bruno

[undone wave]

You can't know what I look like

[lusty sonnet]

We can

[pastel quartz]

Bruno the local drunk driver

[heady crow]

im going by personality alone

[heady crow]

better than being a sober crasher

[undone wave]

Drunk drivers are the most oppressed people in society

[pastel quartz]

Make drunk driving legal

But ban drinking.

Problem solved.

[heady crow]

😭

[pastel quartz]

I got a shirt that says “navy mom”

[pastel quartz]

I found in a bargain bin

I don’t know who the fuck this is but it fits me, a 200 pound male

So that must’ve been some big mom

[upper spruce]

...

[warm fossil]

boy oh boy!

2 hours until the BattleBit playtest

I can't wait!

[trail quarry]

SHIT THE FUCK UP

COME TO TUCKS

I’ll kICK UR ASS

COME TO TURKS AND CAICOS

MOTHERFUCKER

[warm fossil]

also Maja got me addicted to PP2000, it's really easy to control after all

performs decently even at mid range

[undone wave]

Long time stroker first time buster

[heady crow]

rizz

[warm fossil]

thank you for the offer kind sir

[undone wave]

Peepee 2000

[warm fossil]

but I'd rather decline

[lusty sonnet]

Me getting addicted to R6 again

[orchid robin]

Break the cycle

Let it ho

Go

[undone wave]

R6 bad 😎

[digital quartz]

teehee

[undone wave]

-Tarkov player

[abstract path]

Bro

I will deadass shit yourself

[warm fossil]

I can't believe you would becray me!

[upper spruce]

THE BLOCK-LIST SACK FILLS UP STEADILY

[abstract path]

I also think my uh

[lusty sonnet]

I cant

[abstract path]

Idk

[woeful lance]

the R6 players and the Tarkov players arguing about who has the sweatiest playerbase

[lusty sonnet]

Stupid balance changes makes me want to buildcraft shit

[abstract path]

You mean me?

[warm fossil]

the way he grabs his beer

[orchid robin]

Tarkov, our sweats just run around and abuse patches. Your sweats legit put effort into ruining peoples fun

[upper spruce]

not u, u doofus

[abstract path]

Ok i was scared for a moment

[upper spruce]

like it matters lel

[digital quartz]

[woeful lance]

implying i play either of those games

[abstract path]

To me it kinda does

[lusty sonnet]

Never played tarkov

[upper spruce]

[abstract path]

Hhh

Ik

[abstract path]

I value my popularity

[narrow briar]

Bruh. Depression evening.

[abstract path]

I wanna jump into that fire

[abstract path]

NOO

I had to laugh at this

[abstract path]

Pp2000?

[abstract path]

Tf?

[warm fossil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PP-2000

in BattleBit it has incredibly low horizontal recoil of 0.5

[abstract path]

That looks a bit like a kriss verctor

[warm fossil]

even though the vertical one is 1.2, it's really easy to control

[undone wave]

SR-2m but less epic

[woeful lance]

that looks nothing like a vector

[warm fossil]

exactly what Kit said

[abstract path]

E

Ohnestly

[warm fossil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KRISS_Vector

[abstract path]

Me: i ain't that heavy
Also my bed: crack

[woeful lance]

IN WHAT WAY

[warm fossil]

they do not look similar at all

[abstract path]

I'm not a gun person

[lusty sonnet]

Honestly looks like an MG42

Frfr no cap

[plucky void]

pp smol

[lusty sonnet]

Oh jerma

[abstract path]

"Oh no"

[upper spruce]

you chose a wrong place for that >.>

[abstract path]

Atleast here are half decend people alright?

[upper spruce]

yes indeed.

[undone wave]

missing the ending 😔

[orchid robin]

Dont you mean howitzer?

[woeful lance]

i know

im just going through old videos on my phone to make space im just posting the funny ones and deleting the rest

[lusty sonnet]

Or a battery gun

[abstract path]

If there ever were a horny meme here I'd be savin it

Which it didn't

[undone wave]

#🎪bruh-fart uniform

wes ❤️

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-fast-talk-funny-gif-15488144

[orchid robin]

@pastel quartz

[upper spruce]

DLC confirmed
Costs 699$

[pastel quartz]

what

[orchid robin]

I can finally play cyberpunk

[pastel quartz]

ok

[undone wave]

Do not abbreviate Cyber Punk

[orchid robin]

Youre the one who recommended it to me so i thought you should know

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-gif-26371263

[abstract path]

Fuck i wanna post that one ultrakill meme

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-drama-ryan-gosling-gif-3442817

[undone wave]

I'm going to ULTRAKILL™️ you!

[vivid marsh]

The fucking 9/11 pants lmfao

[abstract path]

[undone wave]

L + Ratio + Ultraricoshot + Chargeback + Disrespect + No Bitches

[abstract path]

I always do disrespect

Pawnch

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/minos-prime-ultrakill-minos-prime-heart-gif-25658179

[abstract path]

Oh god

Ph yeah

[upper spruce]

I'm sure you can do better, lul

[abstract path]

I am still learning to aim faster in ultrakill

[midnight tree]

based

[abstract path]

But I'm still pretty good at it

[orchid robin]

Shhhhhh, gotta try everything

Even women

[abstract path]

Almost got to wave 10 of cybergrind

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-balling-ballin-dunk-gif-26468774

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847377870958362674/1063148863080386590/meme.png

[abstract path]

Take care friendo

[upper spruce]

I like that game cause you can play as intersexed woman, but gameplay wise... I am sure you can do better.

[abstract path]

Wait

Futa???

[upper spruce]

Yeah you didn;t know?

[abstract path]

:000000

No cuz my pc is SHIT

[abstract path]

xD

[upper spruce]

You ain't missing anything really, game is buggy as fuk

[abstract path]

I know that too

Tbh

[amber marsh]

LMAO

[abstract path]

Personally

I wanna play it cuz of action and melee

[pastel quartz]

that game was buggy in the release tho?..
5 years passed, yk?

[abstract path]

uwu

[upper spruce]

They showed the good, non-buggy parts

[pastel quartz]

what?
the release video wasnt my point.. the game released years ago, my point is they fixed everything

[warm fossil]

starting with a sleep BEFORE 12 PM

[amber marsh]

on the launch trailers and shit they probs only showed the actual working parts

[warm fossil]

also my cat is just chilling on me

[abstract path]

Bethesda: it just works
Also bethesda after 5 years of the release of fallout 4: still no update and still one hour of cut content

Lemme tell you

[upper spruce]

wawa

[abstract path]

If you give someone a second chance they WILL do the same mistake agaib

[abstract path]

So is it worth it? NO

[pastel quartz]

what game are you talkign about

[heady crow]

but like

battlebit

[midnight tree]

what a distinguished gentleman

[abstract path]

Does it matter

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wtf-mmm-gif-24016675

[wind forum]

he bing chilling

[pastel quartz]

battlebit? >~<

@amber marsh

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/927054804952428574/1056423436227989534/greg.gif

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-cat-gif-22906544

[undone wave]

modded minecraft for turbo autistics such as myself

[undone wave]

POCKET FENTANYL

[hoary elk]

im more into modded terraria (i am a sociopath)

[pastel quartz]

can i marry you?

[abstract path]

I'm into modded stalker anomaly (i play gamma)

[warm fossil]

the truth then

[undone wave]

brainfarders dont actually play gamma

get out

[heady crow]

1.5 hours

[abstract path]

Time to play more cybergrind

[upper spruce]

GAMMA ist ferbodden in here lul

[pastel quartz]

maybe ill even talk this time if ill feel cute enough

[hoary elk]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-funnyfix-confused-eyes-cat-gif-26365037

[heady crow]

omgg yees

[pastel quartz]

probably won't, i need my femboy outfit to feel cute

[upper spruce]

Brb, I need to jump start the Channel's generator.
Cranks it up

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[midnight tree]

i love having to keep every weapon i ever find stashed just so i can follow the 202039 step crafting path that gets me 50 more DPS

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[undone wave]

average zenith enjoyer

[midnight tree]

fr fr

melee players know the true struggle

[pastel quartz]

melee players

[hoary elk]

RANGERZ 4 LIFE

[upper spruce]

p!implode 299992534455812107

[upper spruce]

you don't say

[pastel quartz]

every melee is like ,, guys look at my sword, i'm playing the best class! did u guys hear i have biggest dpss!! i'm most ttanky too! ''

[hoary elk]

i once installed a rpg mod along with calamity, shit was unplayable

[upper spruce]

p!explode 367035582179835906

[upper spruce]

Exactly, the average "British Forces" experience.

Ima go play CoH 2 toodles!

[midnight tree]

if nobody got me then i know magic storage got me

[hoary elk]

fr fr

[pastel quartz]

p!explode veerserif

[warm fossil]

mom's going to sleep
computer's in the same room (it takes up a lotta space)
as much as I would love to play BattleBit, letting her sleep is a higher priority

[hoary elk]

just clapped supreme calamitas yesterday, what a pain every fuckin shot doing 500+

[warm fossil]

and also she loses the opportunity to relax with cats

[midnight tree]

real shit right there

[hoary elk]

now to kill the exomechs

[midnight tree]

mom enjoyed the dinner i made her

[pastel quartz]

the late-game feels dissapointing just having like 5 bosses left to do and nothing else

[upper spruce]

Gentleman points earned

[hoary elk]

all this cool gear to kill like 2 bosses and it's over

[pastel quartz]

all this cool gear to stop using after next boss

[hoary elk]

wow 50 extra dps!

[midnight tree]

WOW!

[pastel quartz]

are u serious about that part?

[hoary elk]

they're not that small

[warm fossil]

as a bonus, like I mentioned, this is a great excuse for me to sleep before 12 PM

[warm fossil]

hell I'll finally won't feel like shit when waking up

[pastel quartz]

@amber marsh dumb

[warm fossil]

I'll want to sleep more

[upper spruce]

Gumbito = Dumbito

[amber marsh]

huh.cum

[upper spruce]

I REGRET NOTHING!

[pastel quartz]

u never check dms do u

[amber marsh]

oh yeah sure lemme get on