#🎪bruh-fart
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are they called deaths head because of the skull looking thing on their back ?
are there dangerous moths ? 
his challenging screech
His screech is way too cute
just leave a lamp on by the window at night
lots of new friends 
Yoooo
Wait
What do moths usually eat?
this one eats honey
Hmmmm
or so Alex has told me
So a lamp with some honey near it
idk i just googled it chief
I mean it says in the comments too
he is a good boy he doesnt eat clothes
they live 6ish weeks

gn
Xd
no
yes please explain
Gn fam
She means month but said moth as a pun
I kinda chuckled a little at this one smh
their live is a month away still doesnt make exact sense so eh
Why do you want half of a moth? 
I was salvaging your pun
Noooooooo
everyone gets half a moth and then you have to find your moth partner to make a whole one
Why do i like my bodyfat?
50
beyond anemic
my brain sees crystal as a literal starving somalian child
i cant comprehend them as anything else
I mean if you are over 1,50 cm you probably should like it Crystal
do you have trouble eating or is your metabolism just going crazy
180
thats called flesh
and you are 50
actual somalian
Underweight
eat food
you will never have a fat ass being that underweight
,_,
time for some caloric dense foods
Yeah, sad ik
im 25kg over you and 15cm under you
Where
peanutbutter 
their brain
tru brain probably too
dense food
My metabolism is blessed and my bodyfat jsn't as much
Good luck getting a disease similar to mad cow
hello
mad hoe disease
just purchase from this fine fellow @abstract path he sells good potat
eat potat becom storng celt
I sadly can't make anyone take control of me but myself
I can't even start to work out by myself
Start simple and build habits
an easy one is to just walk for a few miles every day
I can't help but think that's exactly what happens
good tip is to just put your walking shows and exercise clothes on a chair next to your door so you see what you have to do as soon as you walk out
damn he just like me frfr
I even ignore the trash in front of the door
How the hell will that work?
knock some sense into yourself
it is lol, inversely they run into Tate wannabes and learn their way into never ever having normal interactions with women again
What kind
I go to random discords and become the problem
the kind that doesn't ignore the trash pile in front of the door
That is my job
Time to see a clinical psychologist
Wait whu?
Do i actually need that?
The kind that doesn't dope you up in meds cause you got weird mental ticks
Oh yeah
That
Yeah my mentality has weird ticks i agree
I mean i even like....start talking about random shit
Middle of the conversation
Like
Do you like chocolate too?

my wife does that 
that's not necessarily a mental problem
at least I don't think so
I don't think it belongs to tht either
It's kinda weird but also funny and confusing
yeah it's just a quirk
women 🤮
username
pfp
Without women there won't be any men
without men there won't be me
That's kinda sad
goofy ass
goofy aa aa boy
how much do you pay the cat ?
sound version is good too
Wassup fuckers
Time to rename rp channel to cryptography corner
good night chat💗
have good dreams
It needed the second blink with a higher pitched sound effect just like cartoon network does
where the resident magic nerds at
Nom
lel
Joy, something else to worry about

Can't believe they made emissions real
life imitates art
Last one we had was in the 1800s, obviously didn’t do much cause we barely had electricity then
Nowadays if it happened we’d be fucked
engineers have been studying possible solutions to solar flares for years
it is
an EMP from a solar flare is very likely not going to have enough power to cause a surge on its own without the additional power from regular load on a grid
aw :)
ok then?
it's like when lightning fries our electronics
if they're turned off and unplugged, it won't happen
but a strong enough EMP can fuck up any electronic device regardless of it being turned off
the bit flip incident

hello fucking retards
he’s so dreamy
#merrychristmas
people from nevada crossing the border into arizona
HAHA EMBED FAIL
me when embed fail
congrats bro
hewwo
U gonna out moondust all the way there?
Yes.
Isn't Saturn a gas giant too?
Lmao
I know it's fucking minus 2000°C there
Isn't Neptune a frozen planet? Yeah!
With one god knows what kind of alien life in it
A bat farted in someone's dish at 2019 and we're still having problems
I mean where water is there is life
I'll pass on the alien virus that we dont even know how it will evolve or how its structured
You also need the right temperature
True
And just because we are carbon based life forms, doesnt mean there cant be other types
Rock alien
Water isotopes but they look lik hooman
Funne
Not to mention that for all we know, the air we breathe could be toxic to them
Or they have the power to turn the air we breathe into toxic fumes
Even for the virus that u mentioned
Just like we do but in a more potent way
But remember that viruses can also evolve
And devolve funny enough
We peaked for a while and now we are devolving indeed
And no matter how much we try
But I shall not get into that because I will get banned over my opinions
Technology will be all that might be left on this god forsaken planet
In 3000 years
Well, all it takes is one billionaire than snaps mentally, buys or makes nukes and threatens the world with them unless the world changes
And in that case we can always hope he or she has some resemblance of sanity left
Ohnestly that could be me with 1 trillion dollars
And it's funny and scary how many people can do that 
Lmao good luck reaching a trillion without being a Saudi Arabian prince or in your case princess
Which probably wouldnt really work there
Funny how they are estimated to already be trillionares
People with enough money to solve the majority of problems on earth and not even make a noticable dent in their pocket, lmao
Lmqo
https://youtu.be/pSLRrA90n_0
Prince Kassad; the terrorist chad
C&C Generals: Crazy Mod:
https://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-generals-crazy-mod
But money goes brrrr

They're on that grind in their own way
Mister beast might be the onliest one actually helpin a bit
We grind for money and success
Gumbito go slep
They grind truffle on their water cuz they can
Iz late
Yeah and I'm insecure, paranoid and overthing each breath so I cant sleep
Certified crow moment
Depression?
Not diagnosed so no 
Okey 🤝
hewwo
Also
I hope gumbito can ssssleep soon
Ima slep nini
Nini kriegs
sweet dreams
Goodnight Kriegs
FRench
Man
Nu I forbid u, only my gf calls me like that
I'm gettin too big for my pants >->
Send nudes
N o
Oh wait... now I get it.
In this economy? Smh
Actually caught lacking on 4k ulq at 2480p
Kriegs asking a 17 year old for nudes in 4k
Oh shit I forgot about that part

True discord moderator moment
Burn his balls off with a griddle iron
No this isn't an actual thing i had to go through luckily
My dyslexic ass never read the "n't" on the is 
Bro stop being so down bad 
Wrong person
Still tryna find someone worth simping over 😭
Real
So i am not worth to simp over?
I'm 20
You are literally a ticket to a free bed, food and health care for quite a few years
Wait what
Jail

Man I'm ded

Farted next to a fan at work and it blew directly into my coworker
I'm an agent of chaos dudes
Wait fr? xD
Man i need to do that too
It sounds so stupid and funny at the same time
Me omw to fart into a fan then let it blow into a friends face
Also Crystal, there's people that would pay good money for those farts
crystal ?
Za monolita!
Okay siri give me a fart
We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.
Man i need to play a monolith playthrough
Its that zone boof
How I bw after that monolith weed
You really dont but go for it!!
Oooone tiny issue
If a monolith dude got high, would they all get since they're in a sort of hive mind?
yeah man mono playthru is kinda sucky which is lame because i think it would awesome but it really boils down to killing people, stopping people from reaching places and just generic shit like patches and all that
this is expanded on in stalker 2
Not if you are disguised

i meant the quests themself
True
i thought they could be cooler ones
The real questions that need to be asked
in stalker 2 its about charon being worshipped as a god and the whole game is your quest to kiss his feet its gonna be a really cool new entry to the franchise
like sin?
mercs
Let's say the eggheads
mono guys walked into dead city and laugfhed at their accents and now they friends
Well that's just cool
who do you think that leon kennedy guy from the trailer is going to be
No idea man
Aight, time for me to mimir so I dont get sick
Kisses to everyone over the age of 18
Pat's for everyone else
Goodnight
I will also sleep though
Yes, yes
Goodnight
have a nice sleep!!
nani
Rock raiders holy shit
That games rad
Who would've thought that the brightest area in the game also has one of the most disturbing ones.
#eldenringshorts #eldenring #shorts
good evening drywall
it is 10:25pm in my time
Nice timezone 😎
get fucked calamitas
Grinded Germany all the way to the panzer IVs
oh
my
god
the difference
I hate Shermans
so it's nice to fucking crumple them like aluminum foil
F2's gun is
for it's tier
i feel like this comes from something nsfw
i have a technical question:
after the reactor blew the gov. hired/sent hunters to eradicate the infected house animals and wildlife yes? how is that there are no mutated bears, deers and wolfs but dogs and pigs(flesh) roam the wilderness?
I honestly just made this for an animation assignment but I honestly like it enough to post it on youtube lmao.
Music is KICKBACK by Kenshi Yonezu from the opening for Chainsaw Man
imagine walking trough swamp and greeted by these:
mans never been to dorms on customs
"Fuckin Skinwalkers..."
because to make mutations thru radioactivity you would need at least thousands of years
real life is not like movies
for now its been 50 ish years and the only thing that mutates from the dogs are the fur colors due to limited interbreeding and behaviors due to isolation
me on factory running the db shotty
i dont get it
its like they are dogs but its among us characters
thank you ivan
ivan check out this album cover
cutting rn
ill cut yo ballz
:3c
someone on lcd made it
did you mean LSD?

Are there any fellow Americans online right now?
We always say "ksksksks" in my house. (Slavs)
Americans normally say "pspspsps," right?
the cat or the skinny guy in the right corner? 😄
(When trying to get a cat's attention)
guy
i love kitties
always pet the kitty
i also say psosspsp
i say kskskskkskssk
out of context this conversation looks like a beatbox battle
PSKPSKPSKPSK PRRRRRRRRRAPP
I say get your ass over here you filthy animal but in like a tone cats like and it comes
'
and all the non-virgin womans too i guess
have you ever been dropped accidentally as an infant? (just asking no offense)
asking me specifically?
Jä 😄
no?
are you sure?
yeah
have you asked your genetical parents about any damage inflicted to you during your development?
genetical
English is hard sometimes...
fuckin league chat
just a random survey, don't worry but i think you have some damage in your grey matter
and still going on about that? 

#battlebit #bbr #roblox #fps #cod
Relaxing UMP Moments... (BattleBit)
In this video, Shovel relaxes with the UMP, as he enters a zen like state with the game.
Will he stop relaxing?
Hope you guys enjoy the recent content, I can not appreciate you guys for watching my videos and somehow enjoying them, it is really an honor to be able to enterta...
never knew ump was this good
buenos dias mandy
How I snooze
Im a snoozer man
rn i got pillows under my head
88245182
How i wish i was rn fr
rn frfr
(farted recently)
Me looking at the 50lbs o unattended copper wires(I'll eat them all)
Lepak wrote this in 2020 on disco elysium discord, I picked it up recently (2022), sent it to Jakkar who recorded in one take and then i drew everything in 3 hours. dont be mean.
Lepak on AO3 : https://archiveofourown.org/users/Lepak/pseuds/Lepak
Jakkar: https://twitter.com/jakkar
me: https://twitter.com/guchaigue
#discoelysiumfinalcut #discoe...
Is all the text readable throughout the video?
Yep
Downloading for later, then.
No
where did you find 3 hours of quantum mechanics presentation
also morning
A server
It’s not morning
No you didn’t
its morning and night somewhere on the planet
They didn’t
Yes
No it’s not
Copy cat
Shut up
hahaaaaaaa
you were wrong
an unforgivable mistake
that will haunt you forever now
good to see you again @orchid robin this means you survived your travels 😄
mentally? not so?
goooood morning vietnam brainfart
yeah vietnam invaded the USA in 1985 and now its all vietnam
those edits by @solar obsidian 😄
amongsus
@reef anchor i like your name
I slay
yes
you stay 🥺
Yes
Nuh uh
Dose someone hve the snowmiser fans are mobilising video
I need it
IM COLD
Turn on subtitles trust me you'll need them
"Begin again."
i wanna die
Can't even afford death.
"We live in a society."
😔
cruelty squad reference?!?!?!?!!!!??!?!
👎 emoji
I want an energy drink man
I want energy
I want
I
I
Just now entering brainfart
@heady crow hi how doing
heyy :3
am in social studies and reading Anabasis
enjoying life rn and sipping lukewarm coffee
you?
drink ice cold coffee
i brewed it this morning so lukewarm is the best i can do
meh like always, just had some pretty bad personal problems but rn im in the kitchen making myself some coffee
and im also impatient for the next ubisoft message
itll take a few weeks
no way changing the email of the account takes a few weeks
thats what im doing
but i only got bio
no good for you
(says me, who doesnt eat healthy and does not enough workout)
yeah, same. thats "not enough"
ok
when i was like 15 i did drink about 1,5 l a day of monster, so yeah. now i know why i had enough energy for doing stuff
@heady crow u drink ur coffee with sugar or honey?
or without
who the fuck puts honey in coffee
lol
russians i think?
i wish you a happy liver
u2❤️
and kidneys
in romania a 330ml bottle of beer costs like 2 or 3 times less than 250ml can of energy drink
or any juice
ivan
i look at your ig acc
and its only monster
those are months apart
also I have 1 pic of me
I'm pretty bruno
dont do me like that
silencio bruno
❤️❤️❤️
its ✨ aesthetic ✨
I managed to wake up before noon
7 minutes before noon

right on time
hello farters
he's attacking my hznd now
long ass feet mf
cute!
never seen literally anyone do that
literally you
attack his hand then
holy fuck the curled feetsies
@digital quartz it downloaded this time, took like 15 hours
the game is 7gb i shall add
i understand honey in tea but i never heard of honey in coffee and im a slav
what game?
encased

Alo
alo
jesus
Game is sus
Yesterday I experienced something the human brain could call... FUCHEN DIEING!!!
drink a monster
have PE
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
hop into a slav squat after
stand up
every single "when you stand up too fast" meme going trough my head as my vision darkens
almost fall to the ground
What a great time, had a headache for the rest of the day
Funken Dieing?
Bro got that predator rizz 
"no I do not smell what you're cooking I have anosmia"
Mr. Jebus?
what are you playingn
dont drink energy drinks
you probably have high blood tension
or diabetes
The haters be walking up lul
nothing
someday.. someday we will all post rat pictures simultaneously and crash the discord server
Hoi maja
oh okay so you dont play anything
yup
p!implode 1063072403867054110
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Or, well, "good"
p!implode @maja#5136
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pings moderators fix this
go back sleep
No
yes
I'm gonna brush my teeth, eat, work out, go shopping for someonr, tidy my room and other plans i have today
Noice
I like people who clean and tidy their places n shop
It shows that they don't act like pigs.
looking good today
hi!!!!!!!!
mine's gaming until 6 PM, doing homework and then gaming again until 11:30
you are living the life
if I'm lucky to not be told to sleep like at 10, I'll play some BattleBit
yeah tbf I really don't have much interesting stuff to do
Nah I like my sleep
chores at max
u want some suffering? go learn coding
speaking of which I should feed my cats rq
literally free suffering
Meow
Feed me too.
Mihau
impostor D:
Searching for next year
Pasta?! Sure!

Omgg :33
Hold on, hold on.....
.......
WAT?!
:3
Motj pfp…,,,,,..,,.
Hiiiii!
My… forgotten trauma..,,,.
juniper
i saw her real form
Damn bro
Sizzling
Same
kinda hot ngl
True trauma
guy
Which one
OKAY BRO
where i can find RC3 Gamma Addon ??
Not in here lul
Wrong channel 

.-.
Kill this guy
Can i kill him?~
yes
Heh
Handsome fella
Hes very jolly
hi
Very jolly
no >:(
terrible I wasn't ready for school 
the stress from the sheer amount of people around and all the noises pushed me to 120+ heart rate for the first time
Nooooo 
Start a school shooting
School?
Make it half the people 
hmm...
dw you're gonna get used to it
no 
Gud
I know, it's just that I wasn't ready this one time
Ohnestly school just sucks

Get your own experiance, EZ
Just takes alot of fuckin time
And ya need to be actually smort
my knowledge of English came at the price of me not knowing anything else
Bro
I have legitimately no idea how am I going to pass the exams
Rotgämger totgänger
Wtf
oh my god why
Why
??
That looks cool but it probably wouldn't work 
😥
What de fuq happened?
A tragedy
ok might have a plan for next year
Ballin
I read sex wtf
Seriously what happened to you two
Why not?
Wood
it looks like someone hydro dipped it lmao
this
I mean I'm just sayin
But not the whole damn thing
Yes, the whole damn thing
I have never seen then
Replace part 6 with wood and you have this
yea
oki
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Men of War: Assaul...
I smell WEAKNESS!!
BRO
thats cool as fuck
He is cool as fuc
How much did it cost him?! 150 £?
I have no idea but it's an expensive fuckin hobby
they dont call it plastic crack for nothing
I mean
I wantet the beheaded and some other characters from ror, ror2, dead cells and other games as figures to show off my all time fav games
Yes it will be alot.
Lemme count through
17 characters and protagonists so far
:v
Hello team
Actually 18
HI. ❤️
:3
I just had 4 different tests in the same day
lmao
not exams but still
hi there
you look awesome
Sleeping gato
Reminds me my poor late gato, he loved taking naps on the bed while I was playing on mah laptop
I used to tuck him up while he was sleeping next to me
Oh well! Life goes on
I played 100 days of Graveyard Keeper, and here's what happened. How much funny business can I get up to in 100 days of graveyard shenanigans?
The answer is: a lot of funny business. A heck of a lot.
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Game got big ass update.
Wow
I'm more the StardewValley type.
nah i am good...
for diabetes i got tested a while ago and the high blood tension also doesn't plague me
my dog likes to watch my grandparents fish
hes gonna eat the fish
she's too nice for that
she just sees a bunch of small friends







