🎪bruh-fart

[orchid robin]

But waking up at 5 am still sucks

[heady crow]

Feel that

Almost 6am here

[molten solar]

is that how long you slept?

[orchid robin]

Go to sleep

[heady crow]

Who says i havent slept

[orchid robin]

Yes

[heady crow]

Maybe i shitpost in my dreams

[orchid robin]

Doubt that

[molten solar]

same

about the same amount time

[heady crow]

But fr im walking a fine line. I could try to get some sleep and risk not waking up for my alarm

Or brew a pot of Coffee and say fuck it we ball

[molten solar]

you want coffee?

[orchid robin]

I dont drink coffee

Or energy drinks

Like legit

I mainly drink water

[heady crow]

I finally got my iems working tho. Apparently i had to suck the moisture out of the left driver to relieve pressure buildup and whatever

[heady crow]

Homie is rawdogging life

[molten solar]

can relate

[orchid robin]

The only time i will drink another energy drink is on my deathbed so i can get a heart attack faster

[amber marsh]

Because I am inside your walls

[molten solar]

I do drink tea every once in a while

[orchid robin]

Thats just spicy water

[heady crow]

Mr gumbito for how long have you played thunder in a row now

[heady crow]

Black tea and some other ones have caffeine

[abstract path]

4am

Still rip

[abstract path]

Lmao

[molten solar]

I eat tea leaves

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

Are they good or?

[molten solar]

no, I was joking

[orchid robin]

Damn

[dapper charm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10uRJE5iNho

[orchid robin]

Guess i gotta try then

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[heady crow]

Good idea for field training

[amber marsh]

Idk, just a few, like 7 or so hours

I turnt it off cuz sleep

mimir

[amber marsh]

When are you gonna let me in 😭

[heady crow]

A mimir

[orchid robin]

My names MIMIR

[molten solar]

try eating raw coffee beans

[orchid robin]

Good idea

[amber marsh]

Cronch

[orchid robin]

But that would mean putting caffeine into my system

So no

[amber marsh]

You don't like it or have 0 tolerance go it?

[orchid robin]

I just prefer water

[amber marsh]

Πωωω

Μαλακά η μαμά μου έκανε γιουβαρλακια

ΚΑΙ ΓΑΜΑΝΕ

[orchid robin]

At 6am?!

[amber marsh]

THESE SHIT'S BUSSIN

[amber marsh]

No dum dum

Last night before bed

[orchid robin]

Actually better question

[abstract path]

I mean i never locked the door

[orchid robin]

Why are you eating that at 6am

[amber marsh]

But I just had like more than I should've before slee0

[molten solar]

then try to eat water

[amber marsh]

You never invited me in

[molten solar]

how to chew water?

[abstract path]

Step one

[amber marsh]

You must invite me in, otherwise I can't come in

[abstract path]

Make water solit

[abstract path]

Well i invite you then-

[amber marsh]

Not a demon or anything though!

HELL YEAH

[amber marsh]

I mean

Ahem

Lmao

[orchid robin]

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/950474482357768203/1062539487411961928/1e8c19f36a343d7dc6044152f6ff411ab7f03de4ba88e8bf178b3ad16612c681_1.mp4

[heady crow]

[amber marsh]

That would've made for a great rick roll btw

[abstract path]

So true

Also me rn

[amber marsh]

I cannot be the only mf that forgets to blink

[heady crow]

Me and the boys daydreaming about an apocalypse followed by a societal downfall so wed be happy

[molten solar]

is that a guy?

[abstract path]

ULTRAKILL

[heady crow]

Its bonbibonkers

[abstract path]

Me anf my friend did that

[amber marsh]

Bro actually

What would be your weapon of choice?

[heady crow]

Depends

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

Depends what can i choose

[heady crow]

Atleast a vesuri

Its like a one handed billhook

[abstract path]

There is alot of guns to choose from....widely

[amber marsh]

@heady crow @abstract path you two wanna pick this up tomorrow? Pretty curious

[reef anchor]

every masterpiece has a cheap rip-off

[abstract path]

Oh yes

You bet

[orchid robin]

A MIRACLE

A HANUKAH MIRACLE OR CHRISTMAS IDFC

BOTH MY NOSTRILS ARE UNCLOGGED AND WORKING JUST FINE

[heady crow]

:--DSDDDDDDDDDD

Lesgoooooo

[fading shuttle]

lies

[orchid robin]

The torment is over

[fading shuttle]

check your left nostril

[orchid robin]

Fuck you alex, i aint cappin

Istg if this mf gets clogged later in the day

Im gonna kill someone

[molten solar]

willem dafriend

[orchid robin]

And here i thought my last name was weird until i heard williams

Da foe

[abstract path]

Tbh

Ultrakill

[heady crow]

And whats your last name

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/heroin-spoon-gif-8140890

[austere geyser]

so i found more memes

[heavy peak]

1 hour of sleep

[austere geyser]

calling us all out 😔

[uncut obsidian]

[orchid robin]

Hmmmmmm

[orchid robin]

Thats a good question

The better question tho is

How you gon find out

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1062592434074296371/trim.A54085AE-9784-465C-9DA0-FD111A3CD03B.mov

[orchid robin]

Welp off i go boarding the bus

See you all in an unspecified amount of time

[wary flume]

Ok

[abstract path]

I knew it

[austere geyser]

hear me out.

[warm fossil]

man, what a nice nap!

I slept more than 5 hours

and I don't feel like shit

[warm fossil]

no thank you

[crimson flame]

ankle fat?

ew

[reef anchor]

accidental repost

there we go

[wary flume]

No

I hate you

Die

[orchid robin]

In a class designed to seat over 200 people more or less

[orchid robin]

In todays lesson

I see maybe 20 people max

Nvm my bad

27 people

[wary flume]

Lfa for sure

That v10 got me creamin

And the turbo 😩

Or is it supercharged

Fuck

I can’t remember

[orchid robin]

Do not stick your dick in the exhaust

[wary flume]

I’m going to stick my dick in the exhaust

[orchid robin]

Well

[austere geyser]

Do not jerk off the gear stick

[orchid robin]

Another one bites the dust

[quartz saffron]

Actually big true

[wary flume]

I’m going to jerk off the gear stick

The lfa is clean asf tho

I wan one

[orchid robin]

Do not ride the gear stick

[austere geyser]

That is not what I meant by "Turn on the car"

[wary flume]

I’m gonna ride that gear stick like the lfa rides the autobahn

[wary flume]

You see the joke is that bulpups are fucking dogshit

[orchid robin]

Koch doesnt dissapoint

[wary flume]

They’re Satan’s spawn i swear

[heady crow]

:3c

[orchid robin]

I still believe the mp5 is fuckin amazing

[wary flume]

It’s okay

There’s better out there

[orchid robin]

Yeah but for its time in counter terrorism

It was the shit

Everyone wanted one

[wary flume]

This is true

The mp5sd is nice

I like it

[wary flume]

I’m not a personal fan of the a2’S stock

[orchid robin]

Ha….ha?

[wary flume]

But the 5k’s are okay

[heady crow]

You get it?

[orchid robin]

No

[wary flume]

Are you by any chance 50 years old

[lusty sonnet]

pippin

[heady crow]

A certain fool of a took

[lusty sonnet]

and merry

[devout hull]

the only pip i know is pipkin pippa

[heady crow]

Nah hes there

[lusty sonnet]

do i wanna know?

[devout hull]

the vomit drawer

[heady crow]

Nah

[lusty sonnet]

ah ye am blind

[orchid robin]

Then whats the joke if they are there

I dont remember the movies that well

[lusty sonnet]

i do not want to know

[heady crow]

Bcs pippin is always fucking up

[lusty sonnet]

pippin do be balling at singing

[devout hull]

piss bottles or moldy dishes?

[wary flume]

Me every morning

[devout hull]

Who are you again?

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-you-dare-dont-dont-do-it-the-office-michael-scott-gif-14178027

[orchid robin]

Aha

[crimson flame]

i never knew it has 7.5kg of explosives

[orchid robin]

Mhm

[crimson flame]

jeez thats a lot of boom

[orchid robin]

Yeah

Okay

[wary flume]

The guy that got muted for calling the French stinky by aldo

[crimson flame]

do it again

[devout hull]

Ah, so the everyday brainfarter.

[wary flume]

Yep

[orchid robin]

Nobody wants me here?

[crimson flame]

nobody cares about anyone

[devout hull]

I honestly don't want any of you here.

[orchid robin]

Damn……..time to dissapear for 10 years then and suddenly reappear again

[devout hull]

But I have no power over the mute button. So I have to share the channel.

[lusty sonnet]

i'll have falco make me mod

[warm fossil]

seven and five whole kilograms of pure FUN!!

[wary flume]

My dad

[devout hull]

With your cleaned slate. Sneaky lad.

[lusty sonnet]

i think i have 1 infraction now

[orchid robin]

Same except mine “dissapeared” in 2019 and is not coming back

I just watched someone take his hoodie off

Only to reveal another hoodie under it

[warm fossil]

literally me

[lusty sonnet]

always wear a backup hoodie

[devout hull]

I bet he's actually two dozen hoodies on top of each other.

[wary flume]

Disappears the same year you made your disc account. Coincidence I think not

[orchid robin]

I said “dissapeared”

Which you know what implies

[wary flume]

Well

[warm fossil]

mine's been absent for like half of my life

until he came back

apparently from prison

hell if I knew

[orchid robin]

Tax evasion?

Shit 1%

Gtg

[warm fossil]

hold on my cat is raiding my desk

it's a tad bit more clamplicated than that

just kidding

selling drugs

because apparently getting a job for the family is too hard

[stone blade]

Good morning ❤️

[grizzled meadow]

DAMN ANOTHER BEST PERSON IN HERE

[stone blade]

GOOD FCUKING MORNINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/777174797934264320/823036972117393408/wheelchair_on_airplane.mp4

[stone blade]

Bruno did you stick to the program

[heady crow]

i havent

ive been sick

[atomic crane]

STICK TO THE FUCKIN PROGRAM

btw whats uuuuup everyoooone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711092466769461279/1058307582005104712/image.png

[grizzled meadow]

GOOD FUCKING MORNING

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504377515645861888/842487877673549844/video0_30_1.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

OH-OOOH BUSTED

[heady crow]

aah you got me again

[grizzled meadow]

Dun dun duuun

[heady crow]

absolutely pisschilling and kinda sick in history finals revision class and enjoying lukewarm coffee

enjoying life rn

wbu

[stone blade]

GOOD MORNING FALCOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[grizzled meadow]

HEY WHAT'S UP EVERYONE, GOOD -FUCKING- MORNING

[orchid robin]

Im back

Were doing a break

[heady crow]

hi back

[orchid robin]

Hi bruno

[grizzled meadow]

Yooo it's the dude from some time ago but I don't remember the name

[heady crow]

also i slept for like an hour

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[heady crow]

woke up for the alarm

:)

[orchid robin]

Aaannnnddd?

Good

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tuxedo-cat-wave-hello-good-bye-gif-20295210

[orchid robin]

You did well

You should get the sleep you need

[heady crow]

thank you

1 hour sleep into resetting sleep schedule true combo

[orchid robin]

I remember when i went to high school i would actively wake up at 5am every day

Ofc not for 3 years i mean the last year of high school

[tame hazel]

hello

im bored

[orchid robin]

And youre gonna make that everyone else’s problem?

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/headbanging-cat-headbang-cat-metal-cat-heavy-metal-cat-gif-21213763

[heady crow]

usually the last year is the chillest here

[crimson flame]

put your pp in some random hole you found

[orchid robin]

Nah for me it was cuz like 2-3 hours after school i had swimming lessons

So i had to somehow fit in workouts into my schedule

Therefore

[heady crow]

[orchid robin]

Wake up at 5 am, 2. Hours calisthenics and go on with your day

[heady crow]

you fucking swimmers always had the best times

youre lucky you didnt have to have your practises ending at 10pm bcs you need the entire 50m pool for waterpolo practises

[orchid robin]

Its a public pool with more than one swimming group

As in theres a strict schedule

For us, it lessons were 4-5 and 5-6

[tame hazel]

yes

[tame hazel]

😼 do you have a suggestion?

[heady crow]

me :3c

[orchid robin]

We have a couple of bottoms here

I was literally gonna suggest bruno

[tame hazel]

lmao

[atomic crane]

yo man nm was looking for more memes but didnt find any that were exquisite enough

[tame hazel]

i do have time

[atomic crane]

got the wrong guy partner, never spoken a word in this discord until tonight

[orchid robin]

Wait dont you live in UAE

[tame hazel]

yeah

[heady crow]

divided by two timezones

[orchid robin]

Mate flying to finland might take you the entire day

[tame hazel]

you live in finland?

[heady crow]

atleast he doesent have to dodge russian airspace like east asia

mfs go through the arctic sea to get here

[heady crow]

yes

[orchid robin]

Yes, he is finnish femboy

[tame hazel]

i love finnish people, im walking there if i had to

[orchid robin]

I also love finnishing people

[tame hazel]

ill die of cold by the time i reach finland

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0

[tame hazel]

yes

[orchid robin]

Honestly i would probably hate finlands winter

Cuz finland is literally surrounded by sea

So not only do they have cold temperatures

[tame hazel]

are finns warm?

or are they cold?

[orchid robin]

But also the moisture that pierces bones

[heady crow]

nah middle finland where im at is dry during winter

but ye youre right about the coast

the sea breeze cuts through you during winter

[orchid robin]

I wanna live there, I WANT NICE DRY WINTERS

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/supernatural-spn-dean-dean-winchester-sam-gif-16140336

the plan of building a tunnel from helsinki to tallinn is slowly going forward so when you are a big boy general in the polish army you might be able to drive here

[orchid robin]

Here the winter can be at worst 5 degrees but its still so cold cuz i live 20 mins by foot off the coast

[orchid robin]

Yyeeaaahhh i aint goin about that officer etc path

I have something else in mind

[stone blade]

[heady crow]

do share

[orchid robin]

Lets just say i have my eye on a certain unit

[pastel quartz]

[heady crow]

me? 😳

[orchid robin]

Im gonna make sure you get no dick in your life if you reveal it

[orchid robin]

Not that kind of unit

[heady crow]

cmoon. Dont tell me its something cool like parachute jaeger or combat scuba diving or some shit like that

[orchid robin]

It does involve training on both of those

[heady crow]

poggers

[pastel quartz]

can i be your little pogchamp?

[stone blade]

with that pfp

makes it 10 times better

[heady crow]

only if youll be mine :3

[pastel quartz]

o-

o-okay.. >~<

[orchid robin]

Fuck my abs hurt from yesterday

[pastel quartz]

your abs? you have soemthing like that?

[orchid robin]

No not the abs youre thinking of

Thats called a sixpack

[heady crow]

everyone has abs

[orchid robin]

I mean actual abdominal muscles

[pastel quartz]

[heady crow]

those hanging situps be working huh?

[orchid robin]

Bruh 2 sets of 20 got me wheezin

[heady crow]

frr

[orchid robin]

Like regular situps are fuckin easy

I can easily do a minimum of 70

But hanging situps?

Its a death sentence

[heady crow]

try normal leg raises with a few kilo dumbbell that you drop and then continuing with your bodyweight

that shit is a killer

[heady crow]

[pastel quartz]

they dont like this gif :c

[heady crow]

yeahhh...

[orchid robin]

If only i had a 10kg dumbell

Currently what i use to weight myself down during exercises are books and 2 old 2kg plastic ones

In a backpack

[heady crow]

ye try out it out with a 2kg plastic one

[lusty sonnet]

where's that livesey vid where he lifts books

[heady crow]

but chad honestly

[warm fossil]

started a new CoF Nightmare playthrough
got to the metro part

[heady crow]

plates and dumbbells cost so fucking much. Id be able to afford proper equipment for a home gym easily but plates cost the same so eh

[warm fossil]

died the dumbest way possible

ragequitted

[orchid robin]

When math weighs you down both psychologically and physically

[warm fossil]

[heady crow]

math does that to me without even working out

[orchid robin]

With calisthenics, the world is your gym

[heady crow]

ong dutyer

[heady crow]

how about i buy rings

[orchid robin]

What rings

[heady crow]

fucking insane muscle building potential

[orchid robin]

Oohhhh

[heady crow]

olympic rings

[orchid robin]

You mean those ring

[heady crow]

YES

[warm fossil]

first time actually recording something

to my own surprise

[heady crow]

ring pushups, dips, rows

[warm fossil]

it's watchable!

[heady crow]

ooohhhhh

[warm fossil]

as in it doesn't look shit and has 0 FPS

[orchid robin]

Hmmmm, idk honestly i havent looked into it

[heady crow]

a couple of natural bodybuilders that i follow really like them

maybe with new lockdowns ill get more content about them

[orchid robin]

Maybe, i know I certainly wouldnt have where to put them

[warm fossil]

I should probably get editing software if I'm going to keep recording stuff

[solar obsidian]

cof?

[warm fossil]

Cry of Fear

[heady crow]

i got a pullup bar at my moms house. I workout at an old barn at my dads place so itd be interesting to set them there

[orchid robin]

At what height is your pullup bar

Like beyond arms reach or

[heady crow]

when i do a dead hang i need to pull my knees up

[orchid robin]

Bruh same

Mainly cuz when we looked at it with my uncle I immediately went

“If we put it that high, i will be hitting my head on the ceiling”

[heady crow]

homie out here doing a muscle up into head through roof

[orchid robin]

God i legit cant figure out how to do muscle ups

[thin willow]

We powerlifting up in this motherfucker we sleep in-between sets here

[orchid robin]

Okay

You do that

I actually need something that will work along with cardio sooo

[warm fossil]

53 minutes, 2,98 GB

gahh damn

[solar obsidian]

what recorder, @warm fossil?

[warm fossil]

OBS

[ocean pulsar]

was thinking about getting a set as well, looks really useful

[solar obsidian]

1080p? @warm fossil

[warm fossil]

720p

[orchid robin]

Tbf acrobats use them

[warm fossil]

tried 1080, lags too much

[orchid robin]

And they are stupid strong

Like legit

[ocean pulsar]

Yea gorrilla grip

[thin willow]

🦍

[warm fossil]

because my computer has specs far from best

[orchid robin]

Especially with how long they can last hanging on those mfs

[warm fossil]

GTX 260, Intel Xeon E5440, 12 GB of RAM

[orchid robin]

Acrobats and climbers are literally the epitome of “lean but stronger than a gorilla”

[ocean pulsar]

that's strength over muscle mass training

[thin willow]

Their strength is fueled by fear of breaking your legs if your arms fail you

[orchid robin]

Tbf i guess the adrenaline certainly does help wm

[solar obsidian]

@warm fossil can u run gamma?

[orchid robin]

But i legit saw a vid of a mountain climber hanging from a bar with just his 2 middle fingers

And not just hanging

[warm fossil]

yes, 50+ FPS at low settings (DX8)

[orchid robin]

He was hanging HORIZONTALLY

[warm fossil]

I can run it better than base Anomaly

[solar obsidian]

@warm fossil what dx?

[thin willow]

Have you seen those videos where they jam their fingers into a hole in some rock and hang like that

It's crazy

[warm fossil]

wish 9 worked, 10 lags too much so I use 8 with GAMMA

[solar obsidian]

me too

[warm fossil]

11 is arcane magic to my computer

[orchid robin]

Legit

[warm fossil]

not supported at all

[solar obsidian]

#📎to-do message
grok is on fixing dx9

[orchid robin]

It probs takes fuckin years to reach that

[warm fossil]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[orchid robin]

Anyways imma dip

1% again

[warm fossil]

g'bye!

[orchid robin]

See ya

[solar obsidian]

later

[orchid robin]

Bah bye

[warm fossil]

in words of someone from #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua ,

[pastel quartz]

i dont understand

[warm fossil]

I'm a fucking dinosaur

water

I suppose

[pastel quartz]

isnt wave crashing a thing in league

[warm fossil]

dunno

[pastel quartz]

and that thing is a wordplay

[warm fossil]

never played nor even wanted to play league

[heady crow]

Wave = big group of ai enemies
Crashing = group of ai enemies pushing onto a tower

[pastel quartz]

ur a league nerd

[heady crow]

Really tldr

[heady crow]

Ye

Blame my brothers

[pastel quartz]

i got a giant banana of a length of my 3 hands, wanna see?

[heady crow]

Ye

[warm fossil]

I'm out of sushi

[pastel quartz]

oki i wont send it then

[heady crow]

Ye

[warm fossil]

man now I have nothing left to eat while gaming

[pastel quartz]

my mouth fits like in 1/4 of it, jeez

[crimson flame]

wtf maja

[pastel quartz]

what

[thin willow]

My honest reaction

[heady crow]

Im beginning to Wonder if the Banana is big or is your mouth small

[pastel quartz]

its huge wtf do u mean
the banana

[thin willow]

This goes hard feel free to screenshot

[pastel quartz]

no

[thin willow]

Then Perish.

[pastel quartz]

no

[crimson flame]

you DONT need to share that information

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897318212851601408/1008413187357552800/Jacko.gif

[pastel quartz]

shut

[warm fossil]

how the fuck

[pastel quartz]

dude its just huge

not like straight hand, liek theo ne you'd grab ac ock with
i need 3+ hands to grab all of it

[warm fossil]

that's incredibly specific

[thin willow]

What a time to be alive

[heady crow]

Gym motivation going away, i guess its time to read through berserk again

[solar obsidian]

@broken topaz

[heady crow]

Somethings in my ass

[stone blade]

yes.

[heady crow]

Say the funny ivan

[stone blade]

your mom?

The entire brainfart channel in one video

[crimson flame]

damn hes so polite

[thin willow]

Berserk fans finding out someone's relative has died only to recommend them the manga because they remind them of what Guts went through

[heady crow]

Fr

Guts is a struggler just like me fr

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761617284740546600/1060329793620557835/trim.3F339BFB-E29C-4BED-80B0-01BD6AC83B4C.mov

[ocean pulsar]

violence milk

https://twitter.com/heavyfortres/status/1612843659870838784?s=20&t=s6JXqqKXpKiJ96-7g_1Sug

heavy team fortres 2 (@heavyfortres)

fun fact: back in 2014, heavy's voice actor Gary Schwartz recorded himself singing bohemian rhapsody for a fan

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Twitter · Jan 10, 2023, 4:07 PM

[warm fossil]

twitter

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[ocean pulsar]

I agree however

heavy team fortress 2 twitter

[warm fossil]

twitter's blocked over here

[ocean pulsar]

https://imgur.com/WeUPwWv

probably for the best

[warm fossil]

can't see Heavy TF2 sing Bohemian Rhapsody

[ocean pulsar]

let me see if I can get that for you one sec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgVuE693PeQ&ab_channel=Spektugalo

there you go

[warm fossil]

thanks

[thin willow]

The police finding me in a back alley with a dead hooker

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-furnace-salt-bae-burger-gif-24993614

[wary flume]

Lucky

[warm fossil]

not at all I can't spy on my friend to see what he's doin' in Twit-- I mean yeah

I'm one lucky bastard

[grizzled meadow]

We literally have another dude with your pfp, I thought it was that dude

[wise bane]

skill issue

[grizzled meadow]

p!invert @wise bane

[grizzled meadow]

Call that skill issue

[wise bane]

ey yo thats my magic trick

truning da hedgehog normal

p!invert @grizzled meadow

[uncut obsidian]

https://youtu.be/KUwbSXT-su0

[stone blade]

Yes

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929005092722606090/1031551439895535717/AF5B4BE9-718F-49F4-88D1-F3572AB1664F.gif

[pastel quartz]

Alexa: play Tick Tock joji buff TF2 jock mercs

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2heavy-eating-chips-tf2-tf2heavy-tf2anonymousgamer-gif-23650452

[wary flume]

P!invert @ocean pulsar

[ocean pulsar]

hey that's not bad

[wary flume]

It’s aight

P!invert @pastel quartz

[wary flume]

P!invert @wary flume

[wary flume]

That’s kinda stank

[warm fossil]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/761348405343027286/975108326327214190/8CC08685-F298-437B-8B19-B0D06176947A.gif

[wise bane]

p!invert @warm fossil

[stone blade]

I want too

[pastel quartz]

@uncut obsidian help

[ocean pulsar]

[uncut obsidian]

p!warn @thorn vortex disturbing images

[foggy mantle]

@thorn vortex has been warned.

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-gif-22294771

[thorn vortex]

my bad

[pastel quartz]

thanku

[hidden path]

woob

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-the-dark-knight-laughing-crazy-creepy-gif-17500235

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/698747333092835378/1006595187117658123/image0-251.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751877825178370099/1012566420883787879/404a5aad3279d5d5e7bc5e2c60bc6ba08b286467f774bdba39e8f7e3191d773b_1.gif.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-floppa-cat-gas-leak-sleep-gif-23840185

[ruby minnow]

oggi alle

[grizzled meadow]

Really oggi alle moment

[ruby minnow]

yes truely oggi alle

[ocean pulsar]

my favorite part of brainfart is when falco says his signature catchphrase "it's falcoing time" and then falco's all over himself

[stone blade]

I kno

[grizzled meadow]

The signature catchphrase is oggi alle, unfortunately for me and Syno

[broken topaz]

Oggi

[heady crow]

Alle

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-20218957

[heady crow]

Corii :33

[broken topaz]

Brüno < 3

[heady crow]

Whatsuuppp

[broken topaz]

Not all that much

I got a pretty slow day today, not much to do

So I'll be gaming

[stone blade]

Got 5 translations to do

fk

[narrow lotus]

Rip

[upper spruce]

The trolls are trying to destroy the channel again.

[upper spruce]

That's me literally.
They all go crazy and hating me
because they can't see the rest of my pfp and fap to it xD

[ruby minnow]

oi i have tea eh

[upper spruce]

P.S.: There isn't rest of it.

[amber marsh]

Good evening

[upper spruce]

GG Gumbito slep 3 hours xD

[amber marsh]

Hru all doing?

Huh? No I didn't

[upper spruce]

You went to bed at 6 am yes?

[amber marsh]

I didnt sleep away much as I would've wanted but I definitely didnt sleep for 3 hours

Yeah, I went to sleep at 6 am and woke up now, at 1 pm

Wow timezones!!!

[upper spruce]

Get rekt

[amber marsh]

Huh?

[upper spruce]

Fr...ench.

[pastel quartz]

hii uwuu xqcL xqcL xqcL

[amber marsh]

Heyo maja, how are ya?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-heart-xqcl-thumbs-up-finger-heart-gif-13130435

[upper spruce]

maja, feeling homicidal

[heady crow]

Majaaa :3 Heyy!! ^^ Haiii :D Hiiiii

[upper spruce]

Lul

[pastel quartz]

hiii! uwuu >~< hejjciaa uwuu :3 mwah

[upper spruce]

Coot

[warm fossil]

gonna do something I've never did in my life before...

EAT FISH

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/900086746149187664.png?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[amber marsh]

Nice link

Oh shit it embedded correctly!

Less gooo

[narrow lotus]

[warm fossil]

simply too good 😎

and also

[upper spruce]

Eat sushi, 🍣🍣 I dare ya

[warm fossil]

can't forget

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[warm fossil]

joke's on you I finished eating leftovers from yesterday a couple of hours ago

(there was no fish in any of them)

actually those weren't sushi

how are they called again

right

makizushi

never tried actual sushi

[upper spruce]

Weakling

[stone blade]

this chat kinda homo today

[warm fossil]

correct

[upper spruce]

Better homo than homicidal. Get it?

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/415654582572679170/1043485620703596565/20221119_131857.gif

[hidden path]

bwoo

[upper spruce]

...or homophobic

[pastel quartz]

hi cutie

[ocean pulsar]

It’s pretty good and surprisingly filling

Like you wouldn’t expect from such small portions that you’d be so full after a meal

[queen finch]

homiesexual

[upper spruce]

..."but Maaaaarge?!? D:"

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1062693236063342702/324246789_473942521604240_3816875403468275520_n.png

[warm fossil]

it's good

[ocean pulsar]

[warm fossil]

admittedly, I am eating pizza with fish (and shrimps (not so shrimple now)), but it's still fish

[hidden path]

heyo

[upper spruce]

https://youtu.be/h2VBImbOdCQ

[upper spruce]

Nu, eat sushi

[warm fossil]

no sushi >:(

[upper spruce]

Weaaaak >:c

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAtNCrn7NGo

man I love bass

[warm fossil]

I do not deny that

still,

no sushi!

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/415654582572679170/1062696469028679690/uVB9h2q15Ac.png

[upper spruce]

Pfff fine

Go for fish-sticks

[ocean pulsar]

Salmon’s great, hard to fuck up when cooking it as well

[digital quartz]

Sushi good as hell

[hidden path]

new shampoo makes my hair feel better

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1062698622946385931/xHcfQdBp0oVSwLru.mp4

[digital quartz]

did you use those 3 in 1 shampoos before ?

[broken topaz]

14 in 1 men's shampoo

[digital quartz]

fr

[ocean pulsar]

I honestly just use a bar of soap

[broken topaz]

Shampoo, conditioner, car wax, paint remover

Just dont shower

Let your natural oil take care of your hair

grease maxxing

[digital quartz]

ok I didnt say all that

but those 3 in 1 shampoos suck

[hidden path]

nah it was like dry shampoo but it wasn't great. Took shampoo for dry hair this time and it was better

[amber marsh]

mmm

my dad got sick

after 3 days my mom is sick

[digital quartz]

[amber marsh]

and now I feel my throat closing up c:

this is gonna go well

[digital quartz]

time to stockpile throatdrops and stuff

[ocean pulsar]

time to start worshipping eldritch beings

[amber marsh]

lmao

[digital quartz]

yeah I guess thats a possibility too

[amber marsh]

I worship the great monolith

[digital quartz]

a lil sacrifice to keep the clogged nose away

[amber marsh]

that's good enough

We thank you, oh Monolith, for revealing the cunning plans of your enemies to us. May your light shine down on the souls of the brave soldiers who gave their lives in service to your will. Onward warriors of the Monolith, avenge your fallen brothers, blessed as they are in their eternal union with the Monolith.

[ocean pulsar]

ЗА МОНОЛИТ

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038613125475340380/1062454887645978634/fuck_osha.mp4

I wonder if monolith diligently follow osha guidelines

[amber marsh]

All things considered no

[digital quartz]

they can just wish the lawsuits away

[amber marsh]

Simply from where they live xD

[digital quartz]

get well soon Gumbito family

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1062705937799991336/647596b80d29bdecbe8e9cc4c301088f.mp4

[amber marsh]

ayo

[amber marsh]

ty Tomb womb

[amber marsh]

lmao

least pride turk right there

[amber marsh]

lmao

[quartz saffron]

Ngl, where the flag ?

[amber marsh]

how tf is that not tipping over???

[amber marsh]

he's just referencing the flag in general

[quartz saffron]

Oh lmao

[amber marsh]

the only thing turks got going is their flag

[digital quartz]

they usually have little arms to stabilize

wait no thats the wrong word

[quartz saffron]

I don’t know Much of Turkish culture or what’s going in there now

But I’ll take your word for it lmao

Ever seen the Wales flag? They got a fucking dragon on it

[digital quartz]

and the country is full of sheep

[amber marsh]

you mean the fuckin floatie is keeping that thing up cuz of the little arms? xD

[amber marsh]

now that's a flag to boast about

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turk-turkish-turkish-guy-turkish-car-gif-26466884

[digital quartz]

they are keeping it stable on the floatie, I have no clue how the floatie is not sinking or capsizing tho

[quartz saffron]

Gn

4 am now… yeah ima try to head out

[digital quartz]

like this but way way smaller

[amber marsh]

but it's on a big mattress on the water

that's my issue

xD

[amber marsh]

ah fiar

[orchid robin]

Gonna wait for the bus

Arrived an hour early but if i had taken the next bus to the main station im 100% certain i would be late due to traffic jams

[quartz saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-chat-gaim-kamen-rider-gif-21091438

[warm fossil]

have a nice sleep!!

[upper spruce]

ew

[warm fossil]

finally

ladies and gentlemen

fishing time

[upper spruce]

...

oki

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1062592010923561012/6314a2eb7b084ce2ec08edeb0a968082.mp4

[heady crow]

cruelty squad?

[warm fossil]

correct!

I hit the ground so hard after bouncing I just clipped into the backrooms (and died)

[warm fossil]

boy I can't wait to fish for hours!

[digital quartz]

do you think we could crowd source a jeremy fragrance movie ?

[upper spruce]

Cocaine squad

[warm fossil]

1 minute, 34 seconds

simply too good

[upper spruce]

This is what Developers look like under the effect of drugs.

Water is dripping from the kitchen air-ventilation wtf >.>

[orchid robin]

Drink it

[warm fossil]

I got 3 of these now

the description doesn't lie

[digital quartz]

💰

[upper spruce]

ew

filthy Duty

[warm fossil]

lmao fucking loser

[orchid robin]

Oi, i only drink healthy river water next to that nuclear power plant over there

[upper spruce]

nub

[orchid robin]

Can you react with literally anything other than reptiles

[upper spruce]

Can you not be an ass?

[warm fossil]

reptiles are cool

[upper spruce]

or a trash memer?

[upper spruce]

reptile people

[warm fossil]

that too

[upper spruce]

SeeS

[orchid robin]

But come on diversify your inventory a bit, just the same reptiles is kinda boring

Literally even a gun would bring at least something new

[upper spruce]

the same Duty face is boring, too

but what can we do?

[orchid robin]

Im not talking pfps

Im talking emojis

[warm fossil]

hey it's not mine

[upper spruce]

...and I am taking about Duty xD

but I'll stop cause: Duty = Politics

[warm fossil]

mine is whatever I find fitting at the moment

[amber marsh]

pog father son thing or with friends or alone?

[amber marsh]

what

[heady crow]

what

[upper spruce]

Iz true

Duty and Freedom discussion is politics.
THAT Cringy

[warm fossil]

only 2 hours in and I already got the House

[orchid robin]

IM NOT ALLOWED TO TALK SHIT ABOUT FREEDOM ANYMORE MAN

[warm fossil]

do I tell him?

[orchid robin]

ITS KILLING ME

[digital quartz]

[upper spruce]

get rekt

[amber marsh]

i thought u meant irl

[upper spruce]

[warm fossil]

nah even if I wanted I'd have to walk kilometers for a place where I can fish

[heady crow]

you are free here, go wild, youre valid ❤️

[orchid robin]

Maybe maybe, but in 10 mins im boarding the bus so i cant rn

[warm fossil]

Now the question is

what the hell do I do with leftover money

an entire million

[heady crow]

buy me eod

[orchid robin]

Burn it for the winter

[digital quartz]

you want an eod bot ?

[heady crow]

edge of darkness

best edition for tarky

:3c

[digital quartz]

I swear im going to buy it one of these days

[upper spruce]

save up?

[warm fossil]

exactly

[digital quartz]

well not eod but tarkov

[warm fossil]

for what

[orchid robin]

All i hear about tarkov is that its both awesome and a crime against humanity

[warm fossil]

do not recall CS having things to spend money on outside augments

casino machines at max

[digital quartz]

gamba

[heady crow]

someday

you can play it with me and cori :3

[digital quartz]

I would be down

[heady crow]

my trio buddies are still addicted to baro

[digital quartz]

none of my irl friends play it

dude barotrauma is so fun

[orchid robin]

Sooo alice, the german and the norwegian?

[digital quartz]

do you know Criken ?

[heady crow]

no

[heady crow]

no

[digital quartz]

aw

[warm fossil]

agreed

[errant crane]

Such a great game but my friend is addicted to modding it, which usually causes lag and breaks the game which makes her stop playing it lol

[upper spruce]

IS IT?!?!

[warm fossil]

now I just need to buy the licensed game

[real tinsel]

buy the entire hentai business

[warm fossil]

Good idea!

[orchid robin]

But its worth 5 dollars

[real tinsel]

you'll be tripling your money in no time

[digital quartz]

true and implement a more healthy work environment for the artists

[real tinsel]

you are certainly unaware of what people would throw to get their own personalized naked japanese woman drawing

[orchid robin]

Ik what people throw just to have women pretend to like them

[heady crow]

mine do but im not interested in it :(

[digital quartz]

sounds like a typical modding experience I love watching streamers rp in Barotrauma its so fun

[real tinsel]

i wish i could draw good so i could just draw weird shit for people and earn big bucks working from home

[warm fossil]

I wish I could draw so I could finally finish my fursona (and then burn it)

[digital quartz]

kinda like a mechanic but instead of fixing cars off the book you draw degenerate shit

[orchid robin]

Furry art is the moneymaking machine you want

[upper spruce]

truly

[orchid robin]

Furries pay top buck for art

[real tinsel]

the main difference is i could earn the same money while not having to dirty my hands and work in the freezing winter

[orchid robin]

I remember reading about the prices going like 100-200$ per commission at minimum

[warm fossil]

WHAT

[orchid robin]

Yeah man

[upper spruce]

pricey as fuk

[warm fossil]

let me convert that shit real quick

[orchid robin]

If you have artistic talent and not afraid of drawing lewd shit

[warm fossil]

6874 rubles

[orchid robin]

Furries will be your main clients

[tame hazel]

money

[warm fossil]

for a fucking commission

[real tinsel]

in my country 130 dollars is the minimum wage

[orchid robin]

Per month? Thats pure shit

[upper spruce]

😦

[tame hazel]

did you see the furry commission that someone paid 21k for it?

[digital quartz]

well folks, time to learn to draw

[real tinsel]

just 3-4 commissions and i could spend an entire month without having to worry about work

[orchid robin]

It sucked

[tame hazel]

yeah lol

[upper spruce]

yeah

[tame hazel]

it had less effort than other OCs the person made

[upper spruce]

it goes without saying, it's their fault cause they allow such overpriced charges

they just idiots

[tame hazel]

they were manic

thats why they spent that much

[orchid robin]

Tbf tho

Most furries are like in IT positions or other high paying desk jobs

[tame hazel]

as a manic pixie girl of a personality i have, i spent money for no reason before

[orchid robin]

So they can usually afford that

[real tinsel]

you know people restore old photos and even colorize them at professional quality for only 5 dollars on fiverr?

[digital quartz]

wait so the artist charged 21k or the client just said "yo can you draw something for me, I'll pay 21k"?

[upper spruce]

false
some are and they pay well

[tame hazel]

no it was an auction

[orchid robin]

I said most

Not you

[tame hazel]

thats why it went that high

[digital quartz]

what, so it wasn't even custom made ?!

[tame hazel]

people kept bidding higher

no

[upper spruce]

still false, only small number of them
I'm a friend of one.

[crimson flame]

the mystery is how a furry managed to have that much money

[digital quartz]

nah art and auction always going crazy

[tame hazel]

they work in IT

[orchid robin]

As i said, most likely an IT position

[crimson flame]

like if you arent a high functioning person theres no way you can give 21k in a whim

[tame hazel]

where they have alot of money

my uncle is in IT, unmarried and no kids

[orchid robin]

IT can pay a lot of money

[crimson flame]

i know IT pays a lot but damn do they really pay that much?

[tame hazel]

he has so much anime figurines lol

[digital quartz]

if you spend all your savings

[crimson flame]

i work in IT too

[orchid robin]

In higher positions and countries that are in need of devs? Yes

[digital quartz]

ppl in the US usually have way higher savings

[upper spruce]

Many just have no kids, hence why they can afford such charges.
It's not that they are in high positions, doofus >.>

[digital quartz]

like comparable jobs sometimes pay 1/3 more in the US just because of how cost of living is structured

or even more

that can be good or bad

[orchid robin]

Usually bad

Especially with housing prices

[upper spruce]

Their houses can be cheaper, but their materials and infrastructure is SHIT!

[real tinsel]

even if you have no kids 21k is a big amount to spend on a drawing

[upper spruce]

Yeah no, that guy was an idiot.

[orchid robin]

So yeah

If the military doesnt work out, imma start drawing furry porn to make money

[warm fossil]

[digital quartz]

you could do that simultaneously

[upper spruce]

there's competition so you better be damn good at it.

[orchid robin]

Trruuuueeeeee

[orchid robin]

Shit

Gtg

See ya

[real tinsel]

i'm already learning illustrator to make visit cards and other advertisement shit

[upper spruce]

byebye

[digital quartz]

I love illustrator makes layouting so ez

[real tinsel]

might as well use that skill to draw some horny shit as a side job

[real tinsel]

i'm still learning it and so far i don't like it as much as photoshop

i wish they made the ui like photoshop

[upper spruce]

It's not that easy to draw. I used to 8 years ago

[real tinsel]

it is same but it feels so different

[digital quartz]

I guess thats true since it basically is based on photoshop, im sure you could get the UI to resemble Photoshop more somehow

[upper spruce]

ima go play stuff, laterz

[warm fossil]

see ya

[tame hazel]

have fun

[digital quartz]

for me its the other way around, I hated making layouts in Photoshop and love it in Illustrator because its way easier for me

[tame hazel]

i hate how inconsistent features are in adobe softwares

[real tinsel]

yeah for real

photoshop has history panel and illustrator doesn't like what the fuck

why

[digital quartz]

imagine every adobe software in 1

[real tinsel]

i only started using them at cs6