🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

heyy!! :3 Haii ^^ Hiii!!! :D

[solar obsidian]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tupac-sad-sigh-gif-13059499

[ruby minnow]

me in my room after giving my friend dating advice fully knowing that i haven't even touched a girls hand

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1054948300400369674/tumblr_ea3de674fcce744457c1a4808ea5d7da_7ea24c5b_2048.jpg

[heady crow]

:3 or >:3

[undone wave]

I could only ever date other ace people because I'm not a sex enjoyer

[solar obsidian]

be sure to say "idk tho" after giving an advice so you wont be count responsible if the advice sucked

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sylokthedefiled-dancing-breakingbad-gif-25663586

[ruby minnow]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/le-goob-fennec-fox-drink-water-animal-gif-25017098

[undone wave]

fennec!

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/samet-beyza-mal-gif-20001536

[abstract path]

A

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jeleel-meme-gif-25005755

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-fumo-flandre-generator-gif-19559237

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/358979313162518528/952216848705925190/caption.gif

[undone wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704403700537491506/1051270674947244132/tzihj0kmnlb91.webp

[hidden path]

need

[undone wave]

Does the F-35 come with games on that big Ipad in the cockpit?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-lgbt-lgbtq-bisexual-semibisexual-gif-22795646

[heady crow]

need to watch the newest seasonal anime

[undone wave]

I'm the opposite of bisexual

maybe just a little romo tho

[heady crow]

❤️

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-gif-22499839

[undone wave]

aromantics trying to explain what romantic attraction is to each other

[uncut obsidian]

you're reverse-gae

[undone wave]

how to bypass ezclap

[heady crow]

homosexuality = sus

😳

[undone wave]

Most mormons agree lol

[undone wave]

Majima

another W for Winland

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/outdoor-sauna-sauna-tractor-whip-branches-gif-17858718

[undone wave]

r/theratempire for pictures of rats

[heady crow]

the kitty kingdom?

[undone wave]

Purchasing 20 copies of my summer car as we speak

bottom text

[heady crow]

theres also a finnish army simulator that just got released

nvm in 2 days

i lied im sorry

[reef anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/1062149481396715601/warcrimes.mp4

[undone wave]

sherman posting

rest of the server rn

[stable pivot]

yes and shut the fuck up

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[stable pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-care-didnt-ask-cope-_ratio-skill-issue-canceled-gif-24148064

[heady crow]

straightcels seething over gaychads

[undone wave]

factual

[heady crow]

im happy for her

@digital quartz

[undone wave]

4 years of german was worth it

[digital quartz]

the hell is this ?

[heady crow]

[plucky void]

that half second of gangnam style

[undone wave]

Geoff

[digital quartz]

thats a pretty cool geography fact

[undone wave]

astolfo fans when they realize they have to watch Fate

never seen it idk if it's good or not

[heady crow]

i got through Fate/Zero and that was it

[undone wave]

my dumbass has been in this chat for 2 hours instead of doing my calc homework

[digital quartz]

is that the movie with jeremy in it ?

[heady crow]

calculus 😭

[heady crow]

ryan gosling

[real tinsel]

i don't think jeremy is in any movie

he'd be a great actor though

[digital quartz]

he needs a major role

[real tinsel]

nah he needs some psycho role

i don't think jeremy is the mayor type

[undone wave]

partial fraction integration or something like that

I don't have any classes on tuesdays tho

[heady crow]

btw khaa i discovered this new song

i think youd like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

[real tinsel]

never heard this before bruno

[digital quartz]

a villain maybe ?

[real tinsel]

i already like it

[undone wave]

Deutsche Kultur sein wie.

[digital quartz]

close enough

[heady crow]

better than clown meat

[digital quartz]

you guys ever tried mett ?

[heady crow]

nah

[undone wave]

Nope. I've heard it's risky to make with American pork anyways

[heady crow]

someone offered me some white powder at a party once if thats close enough

[real tinsel]

nah but my junkie ex was a meth head

[heady crow]

ah you mean some kind of meat product

[uncut obsidian]

yeah

[real tinsel]

witnessing what it did to her made me very drug-phobic

[digital quartz]

its raw minced pork eaten on a bun

[uncut obsidian]

i listen to black metal sometimes

[digital quartz]

with salt and black pepper

[heady crow]

what bands

[uncut obsidian]

idk, the ones my ears like

[heady crow]

the only spices in european cooking

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-heart-xqcl-thumbs-up-finger-heart-gif-13130435

[uncut obsidian]

bad maja cosplay

[heady crow]

shut up

ive had this pfp for longer than majas been alive

[uncut obsidian]

not talking abt pfp

[heady crow]

then what

since you said cosplay

[real tinsel]

the gif i think

[heady crow]

yeah but he said cosplay

[real tinsel]

yeah bad word choices

[heady crow]

yeah

[real tinsel]

he's russian

so not english first langauge

[heady crow]

none of our first language is english

[real tinsel]

derpy's is

[heady crow]

whos derpy

[real tinsel]

@swift scarab

[heady crow]

ah

right

[visual stirrup]

Amazing.
"He's literally me."

[solar obsidian]

me too literally

[visual stirrup]

[real tinsel]

delight american?

[solar obsidian]

no

[uncut obsidian]

yes

[broken topaz]

talking to the gays on my computer

[haughty radish]

^

[upper spruce]

I'm back, did the haters and trolls destroy the server yet?!

[broken topaz]

cock

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cock-calling-you-gif-18569393

[hidden path]

penor

[upper spruce]

Exactly

Max Payne comes first.

[hidden path]

slowly losing my shit

aaaaaaaaah

forgot to take my med this morning too

[upper spruce]

You just sucked too much hate from this channel, lol.

[sterile abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1062510137132195880/ladcega_trailer.mp4

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-sadder-cat-gif-26465773

[grim radish]

No way someone would spend that much time making this, however much time that was 😂😂

[sterile abyss]

Glad it wasn't me

[maiden wind]

Retards

[solar obsidian]

where

[upper spruce]

y you swear on your compatriots lul?

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/patch-sheep-nyn-nazrin-touhou-gif-26566449

[solar obsidian]

gawd damn these memes sucks ass cringe shit

[heady crow]

send some of your own

[solar obsidian]

i did today

[heady crow]

then post more or dont complain

[solar obsidian]

i will not post more and i will complain

[heady crow]

good man

[primal kiln]

Look at those funny little markings under the picture, we call them words

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkinILnbviM

I'm luling

[tame hazel]

dexters mom 😳

[real tinsel]

i'm khaaing

https://tenor.com/view/doggo-surf-gif-7616729

[undone wave]

Sorry if too politics but what gives the U.S. jurisdiction to do this? Wouldn't it be Iran/Yemen's responsibility? Did the U.S. just decide they want a couple thousand krinks?

wanted to do Gunsmith part 2 2116 times perhaps

[upper spruce]

kinda politics

[scenic sable]

@spark hull Have you learned the reason why you were exiled here, and how to avoid it in the future?

[scenic sable]

No politics, thanks.

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/noooo-gif-23973681

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/invading-dark-souls-spin-invading-another-world-as-dark-spirit-gif-16794089

[upper spruce]

p!explode 598702839254089728

[visual stirrup]

Literally UNISG

[upper spruce]

p!explode 174555832078434305

[uncut obsidian]

kriegs destroying random avatars

[solar obsidian]

p!explode 341522460203810818

[solar obsidian]

[upper spruce]

Madi's exploding pfp is the best

[heavy peak]

[upper spruce]

p!implode 438724149888679957

[upper spruce]

p!implode 247438394739785731

[upper spruce]

HAH

[heavy peak]

Ngl, thats him everyday in #🔨поддержка-стандарт-gamma-ru-ua

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-screamer-cat-gif-26604710

[heavy peak]

p!implode @heavy peak

[upper spruce]

Noice

[wary flume]

Sex

[wraith wadi]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/295647670712795137/1049050491562233896/507F0CB0-59FC-4F45-B6A9-9EEE4D473155.gif

[heavy peak]

Aight, that'll do

[wraith wadi]

yay

-gets banned-

[upper spruce]

p!explode 238008904078852107

[heavy peak]

Those weren't scooby snacks

[wraith wadi]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1007291958823231559/E09C45F1-D8BB-4B1A-817E-F68EDC54B99E-1.gif

[heavy peak]

p!implode @heavy peak

[wraith wadi]

monke

p!implode @wraith wadi

[wraith wadi]

hm

hot

[upper spruce]

CrackSnacks

[wraith wadi]

those were speedysnacks

[upper spruce]

p!implode 505920227494592536

[wraith wadi]

fuckin pixi dust 🙂

[upper spruce]

perfect xD

[wraith wadi]

p!implode @upper spruce

[wraith wadi]

[swift scarab]

p!implode @uncut obsidian

[swift scarab]

[upper spruce]

Sad cat

[heavy peak]

[solar obsidian]

p!illegal Homosexuality

[foggy mantle]

Word can be at most 11 characters and must be alphanumeric only.

[upper spruce]

[wraith wadi]

polish moment

[solar obsidian]

i can't believe Pancake is gey

[upper spruce]

p!implode 489956127484936213

[upper spruce]

Extra sad 😦

[wraith wadi]

p!implode OOGABOOGA

[wraith wadi]

no cave man?

nvm

[quartz saffron]

[swift scarab]

p!implode @quartz saffron

[swift scarab]

L E S I P

[upper spruce]

CoCa-Cola syndrome

He sucking himself inside.

[undone wave]

4head

[swift scarab]

p!explode @quartz saffron

[swift scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/think-emoji-thonk-meme-gif-11987870

[heavy peak]

p!explode @heavy peak

[undone wave]

the thonker

[quartz saffron]

p!explode @quartz saffron

[quartz saffron]

Aw

[swift scarab]

[upper spruce]

lel

lewd

[undone wave]

No bitches?

[upper spruce]

p!implode 308743913076948994

[upper spruce]

noice

Average Cocaine Enjoyer

[swift scarab]

p!explode 308743913076948994

[swift scarab]

Nah, THATS the cocaine face

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-22727788

[wary juniper]

[upper spruce]

Ok ima go to bed

here's a challenge for ya people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uov5rdH9X1c

Epilepsy Warning

[primal kiln]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/202888733463281664/1062531946527342705/Gay-On_GOGOKETSUFUCK-A8TX63WjTSs-360p-1657893033351.mp4

[solar obsidian]

@upper spruce

[heavy peak]

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-billy-herrington-billy-herrington-call-gif-20154359

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[upper spruce]

nu

make me

[solar obsidian]

just go

[faint coral]

kriegs pfp scares me

[solar obsidian]

classic cropped porn

[uncut obsidian]

true

slept for 8 hours today

feelin great

[solar obsidian]

great to hear

[upper spruce]

your problem not mine. Block me
as if you ain't in here to post shit

[solar obsidian]

so agressive

go to sleep

[faint coral]

nah im just gonna violently annoy you instead cause thats funny :>

^average duty member right there

[upper spruce]

meh you going to be muted and blocked anyways. People like you will always provide opportunities

[faint coral]

WAIT I GOT SOMETHING FOR THIS HOLD ON

[solar obsidian]

no balls

[upper spruce]

It's not porn literally 😄

[solar obsidian]

yeah right

[upper spruce]

you just people imagine porn cause pervs lul

[solar obsidian]

my brother in christ, half of brainfart pfps are literally cropped porn

also you are a degenerate, dont hide it

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-gif-25352052

[upper spruce]

That's "MR. JESUS" to you.

[faint coral]

madirex might ban me for this and i wouldnt blame him

[ruby minnow]

well not yours or mine

[solar obsidian]

nah brainfart had way worse

[faint coral]

not surprised

[uncut obsidian]

jokes on you, my audio is off

[ruby minnow]

brainfart is worse

[solar obsidian]

as long as it doesnt break rules you're good

[upper spruce]

yes it will 😄

I got a hunch

[faint coral]

guh

[abstract path]

My fellow brainfarters

May i ask of your assistance

[upper spruce]

Sure bro what is it ?

[abstract path]

What are the symptoms of diabetes

[ruby minnow]

i live in constant pain

[solar obsidian]

low sugar in blood

[ruby minnow]

marks on your body that come out of nowhere

[upper spruce]

Black spots between the spots of your foot toes, indication of partial necrosis (very small spots at first).
Weight decrease,
Water intake increase,
More often desire to pee.

Please consult a proper doctor or pharmacist.

[uncut obsidian]

wtf

[ruby minnow]

well i know i'm not diabetic

[abstract path]

What would i have if i had the indication of digesting more food?

[ruby minnow]

mf we ain't doctors

go get your blood tested or something

[abstract path]

Fuck

[uncut obsidian]

what should i do if I have psoriasis

[solar obsidian]

@abstract path just ask your doctor ffs. asking this kind of shit in a meme channel is a death sentence

[upper spruce]

Did you even have your blood-sugar measured?

[upper spruce]

Depends the stage, better consult a "dermatologist"

[ruby minnow]

go to your local hospital and let them get a blood sample

[ruby minnow]

if you're really worried about diseases you might have

[upper spruce]

Never heard about that one. Just consult a doctor.

[faint coral]

[ruby minnow]

i'm not worried about the diseases i might have because i want to fucking die

[upper spruce]

Don't say that.

[faint coral]

every person on my fathers side of the family over the past few decades has died from cancer

all of them

:)

[uncut obsidian]

damn I was getting ready for a mute

[ruby minnow]

you know me man

[ruby minnow]

i dodge them often

[uncut obsidian]

p!infractions @ruby minnow

[foggy mantle]

Syno#8824

Total infractions: 1
Infractions within the last 24 hours: 0
Infractions within the past week: 0

WARN | Case [#1141]

Moderator: Iedy#3845
Time: 12/16/2022 05:57pm UTC
Reason: do not post stuff related to Ukraine-Russian war

Page 1/1

[ruby minnow]

only 2 warns lets go baby

cleanest brainfart user

[solar obsidian]

only 1

[faint coral]

me who was about to post russian-ukraine memes

[ruby minnow]

i didn't post any memes about it

[solar obsidian]

you were framed

[uncut obsidian]

1 = 2

[ruby minnow]

oh other one got deleted

[ruby minnow]

i mean it was suppose to be deleted

[wary juniper]

[abstract path]

No ,_,

Since long haven't

[upper spruce]

Have you seen a "diabetical foot" ?!
It's very scary/disturbing

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/751877825178370099/1012566420883787879/404a5aad3279d5d5e7bc5e2c60bc6ba08b286467f774bdba39e8f7e3191d773b_1.gif.gif

[ruby minnow]

its a quite shocking cat

[solar obsidian]

???

[upper spruce]

Bro like..... seriously. Got measure it at a pharmacy!

[primal kiln]

None of them

I already liked cock before they came out

[ruby minnow]

Fallout New Vegas

[uncut obsidian]

[upper spruce]

none
They all fail

[faint coral]

click it

LISTEN TO THE SONG MADI!!!

[heady crow]

Youre so queer :3c

[ruby minnow]

Fallout New Vegas made me like men

[upper spruce]

Nah, Fallout New Vegas made me hate 'Power Armor' >.>

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/ifunny-watermark-ifunny-watermark-watermark-cringe-cringe-gif-22183183

[faint coral]

sound warning

[upper spruce]

MURICA!

[ruby minnow]

Fallout made me a patriot

[ruby minnow]

but i'm not American

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/granger-smith-earl-dibbles-america-gif-13831121

[heady crow]

Neither am i but im patriotic

Well ofc not for america

[faint coral]

my political standing is dont care and my political view point is didnt ask

[faint coral]

fuck i dont have the android verson

[upper spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1059226680364900462/image0-10.gif

[upper spruce]

Your CIA agent ?

[faint coral]

wait thats not a meme

[faint coral]

QUICK DROWN OUT MY FAILURE

[abstract path]

How

[ruby minnow]

bro is a serial poster

we gotta stop him

[upper spruce]

Just say you want to have your blood-sugar measured and they will know what to do.

[solar obsidian]

[abstract path]

Noted

[abstract path]

I was never at a pharmacy alone

[maiden wind]

BURER SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/762427255073931316/1038989146225639474/i_hate_the_antichrist.gif

[wary juniper]

[upper spruce]

Just do it as soon as you can. A person I know in my town never had his blood-sugar tested, he discovered that he got diabetes from his dad and one day he got into a "Diabetic ketoacidosis" and he nearly died on his way to the hospital.

[abstract path]

Well i could only fear that i have diabetes for some reason but the symptoms ain't there
So it oughtta be summin else

[faint coral]

i am running out of memes on my main drive hold on i gotta find my meme drive

[faint coral]

motoko i require that song name right now

[primal kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svXWUR0Yjcc

[faint coral]

[stable pivot]

music?

[primal kiln]

Bloodborne with the best soundtrack of all time

[wary juniper]

[primal kiln]

that and need for speed games from the 2000s

[faint coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1YdbiBOWvFUi6Zko3HXyEG?si=2ac6913f395f4349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qXmxVySMzw
https://soundcloud.com/justice-official/stress?utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

take your pick

[primal kiln]

justice good

[faint coral]

incase he wanted to add it to a playlist i just grabbed the main three

if he uses pandora

then he can rot

[abstract path]

Ah....yes

[faint coral]

fuck pandora

[abstract path]

Constant hunger could be from yhe depression i apparently have

[faint coral]

how many of these do you have

[primal kiln]

a lot

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-gif-21262389

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

[heady crow]

@primal kiln now post the mgrr ones

[primal kiln]

okay

[upper spruce]

Did you measure your weight?
Keep it it check.
Sudden loss or increase can mean many things.

[primal kiln]

HEAT OF THE DESERT

[ruby minnow]

you will get warned btw

[faint coral]

good

[ruby minnow]

anything connected to the war is prohibited

[stable pivot]

omfg, dude thx a looot

[ruby minnow]

ok then i guess

[faint coral]

i actually found that on one of the political discords earlier

im running out of MEMES

im having to use reaction images now

[upper spruce]

just let him he already broke some rules, there's no point

[vivid marsh]

death to israel free palestine ☝️

[faint coral]

i clicked on the message you responed to and it took a solid 15 seconds to scroll down :|

i think iv posted to many memes

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/palestine-gif-24381216

[abstract path]

The more i research the more i know i have symptoms of depression

[faint coral]

are you still whining that i said your pfp scared me or are you just really bad at baiting?

[faint coral]

i cant tell at this point so im just gonna call it schizo posting B)

[vivid marsh]

🇮🇱 🔥

[ruby minnow]

why are you trusting google?

[upper spruce]

Consult a "specialist" instead.
Don't be a doctor to yourself.

[uncut obsidian]

bro has a whole book in his pfp

[faint coral]

please just go to a doctor

[ruby minnow]

yeah go to a psychologist

[faint coral]

based to be honest

[ruby minnow]

go to a real doctor

[abstract path]

Fine

[vivid marsh]

hella based

[wary juniper]

[faint coral]

what is this from?

[primal kiln]

Schizo HOI4 country leader memes from different mods

The New Order and Red Flood

[ruby minnow]

lets all trust google for our health

[faint coral]

[ruby minnow]

now all of us have cancer and depression

[uncut obsidian]

p!avatar 171773482164551682

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for BruinsFTW#5823

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[wary juniper]

[faint coral]

MORE MEMES!!

sorry madi i kinda yeeted the pfp

:(

[wary juniper]

[vivid marsh]

@magic shell your pfp goes hard, thank you

[faint coral]

cant be racist if they arent a race anymore

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-lore-fan-help-gaming-gif-17337663

[faint coral]

bro i would rip the atoms of that door in half with how hard i would break it down

[abstract path]

You can get cancer by literally anything.

[ruby minnow]

i would do anything to escape from a warhammer fan in real life

[vivid marsh]

fr

warhammer fans go fuck yourself

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-meme-warhammer-meme-40k-tabletop-simulator-gif-25181043

[magic shell]

its from trainspotting you clown

[ruby minnow]

yeah the sun is one of them its why people in Australia wear sunscreen while going outside

[upper spruce]

nop

[uncut obsidian]

trainwhat

[ruby minnow]

pot

[magic shell]

its from trainspotting

[abstract path]

You can even get cancer from eating wrong

[magic shell]

the movie Trainspotting.

[abstract path]

From burning yourself

[vivid marsh]

trainspotting

[abstract path]

From too much screen time

From too much eating sleeping deinking idfk

As i said

[upper spruce]

Trainsporting

[abstract path]

EVERYTHING

[ruby minnow]

yeah idk who is your source Crsytal but nope those cannot get you cancer

[abstract path]

A

[abstract path]

I guess i am overexaggerating then

[faint coral]

nah but the wolf brigade lore is really fucked

[primal kiln]

true

[ruby minnow]

you're acting like a 40 year old on internet

you're trusting anything you see rn

[abstract path]

,_,

[uncut obsidian]

also good job calling me "clown" when you skipped half of #old-how-to-install

[abstract path]

It's great if you have differemt attitudes from different people of age

[faint coral]

dudenoboy is both new and very funny imma steal it

[upper spruce]

"hypohondriac"

[abstract path]

What does that mean?

[vivid marsh]

funniest vrchat player

vrchat "people" are so fucking insufferable istg

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1062385378260168855/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue.gif

[vivid marsh]

does NOT help every kid got VR for christmas for fucks sake

[upper spruce]

Means you panic too easily and you think you are always sick and are under constant need to be checked

[ruby minnow]

the funny thing is you don't need VR goggles to play VRChat

[abstract path]

No i am not

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/vrchat-egirl-gif-25039752

[upper spruce]

Alright then.

[vivid marsh]

that's fine

[abstract path]

Right now i am having symptoms of whatever and i need to get it checked anyway

[faint coral]

stolen

[wary juniper]

[uncut obsidian]

lil bro it's literally discord gif search

[vivid marsh]

fuck yeah, koth

[faint coral]

those 4 grown men are about to become the most unstoppable force in the galaxy as they drive down a small country dirt road going 90mph in a rust box thats been spot welded and ductaped together

[faint coral]

stolen

no no

you see

madi

I

stole it

its mine now

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-gotcha-stolen-gimme-gif-18153012

[abstract path]

And i hunger again

I go eay

[faint coral]

exactly

[faint coral]

the rot consumes

[uncut obsidian]

you can just make a gif favorite...

[upper spruce]

try dried nuts, something less fattening

[heady crow]

Wtf bonbi posting

[abstract path]

Then you'll rot with me

[faint coral]

to bad its mine now

[uncut obsidian]

my nft

[abstract path]

Waot

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/311965555835928579/954281967241805844/gif20220318130549940.gif

[abstract path]

Which drid nuts?

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/szakooker-gif-22118540

[abstract path]

Like, any?

[ruby minnow]

dietz nuts

[faint coral]

i was gonna say that

[abstract path]

Ohnestly we still have lasagna

[vivid marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHhlt8n_Mh4

[upper spruce]

Grass bullet needed

[abstract path]

Imma take the whole thing

[faint coral]

who let the unisg scientist out of the cage >:(

[abstract path]

Jk

[vivid marsh]

grab a handful of dietz nuts

[upper spruce]

DieiD NuTz

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/424430407136706580/1046274455309123664/e98ab97.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960861215523999838/968529728304713729/ezgif-4-67301b4149.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/schizo-schizophrenia-scizo-based-gif-23614703

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-dream-smp-dream-stans-dream-stans-explaining-get-real-gif-23245811

[upper spruce]

that's a more effective tactic in Madness Combat

[faint coral]

unironically looks good

[abstract path]

Will lasagna help?

[ruby minnow]

no it doesn't

[faint coral]

yes it does

[vivid marsh]

fear of forgetting

[upper spruce]

V__V

[abstract path]

?

[upper spruce]

no get nuts

[vivid marsh]

yes

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/eateot-stage6-dementia-you-remembered-gif-21121493

[abstract path]

We don't have nuts currently

Or wait

[primal kiln]

I just had to write up something at work about a bunch of retirement homes, and reading about how poorly alzheimers patients are treated made me sad

[abstract path]

Lemme look

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-its-just-a-burning-memory-backrooms-the-caretaker-trollge-gif-24774320

[vivid marsh]

my mother worked in that field, it's incredible how little help they get

[primal kiln]

Well in this case the client is likely an investor trying to fund or buyout the parent company of the retirement homes

since private equity will turn anything into money

including human suffering

[abstract path]

Omg we have almond slices

Thank god

[vivid marsh]

capitalism 🎉

[primal kiln]

[vivid marsh]

whats up with the almond slices?

[abstract path]

Nutz

[vivid marsh]

why were you looking for them

[upper spruce]

try altoids

[abstract path]

What are altoids

[vivid marsh]

mints

[abstract path]

?

[vivid marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mint_(candy)

[abstract path]

Oh lmao

Hey i think the nuts are helping

[vivid marsh]

why are you eating nuts

bro hungry?

[abstract path]

Yes, again

Even though i ate like fucking 4 hours ago

[vivid marsh]

good, nuts have many calories

[upper spruce]

wat?

[primal kiln]

its just a burning memory

[vivid marsh]

100g of peanuts has 567 kcal

[upper spruce]

you mean minerals, lul

Depends, salty peanuts yes

[uncut obsidian]

why is brainfart so active

[abstract path]

Qhat abput almonds

[vivid marsh]

almost the same

[vivid marsh]

579 kcal

[upper spruce]

Because it's fueled by: hate, racism and depression.

[abstract path]

Damn

[upper spruce]

....and also, by this cat.

[vivid marsh]

?

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-this-server-is-powered-gif-21305371

[abstract path]

So i am eating 579 kcalories right now

[vivid marsh]

if youre eating exactly 100 grams of it, yes

[abstract path]

It says ok the package

100 gramms

[vivid marsh]

then yes, 579 kcal roughly

the package should also say so

[amber marsh]

Hey @uncut obsidian u alive>

[vivid marsh]

in the nutrition data section

[vivid marsh]

calories, fat, protein, carbs, etc.

[abstract path]

It even says 600 kcalories

[amber marsh]

AYOOOO

[abstract path]

642 kcalories

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[amber marsh]

@halcyon meadow

[vivid marsh]

nice

for me, im bulking

[amber marsh]

Sleep well friends

[abstract path]

What's bulking

[upper spruce]

byebye

[abstract path]

And howuch calories does a piece of lasagna have

[upper spruce]

5.000 Kcals

[vivid marsh]

eating above your caloric maintenance

[halcyon meadow]

[vivid marsh]

how much is a "piece"?

[abstract path]

Ok let's just then

[upper spruce]

p!implode 722671701963309077

[amber marsh]

not me! i meant madi

[abstract path]

How much calories is a WHOLE lasagna?

[vivid marsh]

Depends, how much lasagna is your whole baking dish?

[upper spruce]

ByeBye Gambi

[abstract path]

Hmmmm

[amber marsh]

D:

[vivid marsh]

If youre really concerned about this stuff, download MyFitnessPal

[upper spruce]

[uncut obsidian]

p!explode 171773482164551682

[amber marsh]

real

[uncut obsidian]

p!magik 171773482164551682

[abstract path]

Yeah hold on lemme show u

[upper spruce]

That "Choose Life" is looking at me weird :F

[amber marsh]

i deadass read "Yeah lemme hold you"

[uncut obsidian]

p!magik @primal kiln

[amber marsh]

bro I'm too lonely

[amber marsh]

HONKERS

[primal kiln]

ZAMN

[amber marsh]

MILKERS

BADONKADONKS

[abstract path]

Me when i am in need of cuddles

[amber marsh]

😭

[upper spruce]

p!implode @amber marsh

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/dorohedoro-nikaido-noi-fight-gif-16185251

[uncut obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/watchyotonemf-fnaf-fnaf-sb-gif-24404226

[abstract path]

Anyway here is the dish

[vivid marsh]

man i cant tell you

[vivid marsh]

homemade food can vary so much

[uncut obsidian]

p!magik @upper spruce

[abstract path]

Fuc

[upper spruce]

Bro, I gained 2 Pounds just by looking at it >.>

[vivid marsh]

you really shouldnt worry about this tbh

[upper spruce]

Doofus

[abstract path]

So i should just eat

[upper spruce]

[abstract path]

Or no?

[vivid marsh]

dont know, what are your goals?

[uncut obsidian]

p!magik @abstract path

[vivid marsh]

bulking, cutting, maintenance?

[abstract path]

Not being hungry qwq

[vivid marsh]

sure eat some

[abstract path]

And if there is more hunger?

[vivid marsh]

up to you

[upper spruce]

p!magik @uncut obsidian

[abstract path]

Welp

Off i go consuming like idfk how many calories

[upper spruce]

Amgry cat

[abstract path]

Like yesterday i ate fucking

3 bowls o' soup
2 big meat dumplings and 3 pieces of bread which one was an end piece

[uncut obsidian]

you ate fucking

[vivid marsh]

find out what your maintenance caloric intake should be

[abstract path]

In like

Idk

[vivid marsh]

a good bit

[faint coral]

MOTOKO WHAT DID YOU DO

IV GONE DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE OF BASS BOOSTED BLOOD BORN MUSIC NOW!!

[abstract path]

Howz that good, i never ate that much in my life

That fast

Literally 2 hours

[upper spruce]

<_>

[vivid marsh]

I use https://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html as a baseline, then weigh myself over a set period to see if the number given is true or not

[abstract path]

Oh also the nuts are almost empty

[vivid marsh]

good bit for me, don't know abt you

[abstract path]

Will do

[vivid marsh]

aweomse 👍

[abstract path]

Shit i didn't weight myself in a month or two

56.1kg

That's still underweight

[vivid marsh]

you can start bulking and working out

[abstract path]

You sure noone will notice at 3 am?

[vivid marsh]

dont know, up to you

[primal kiln]

actually have to go into the office tomorrow

[abstract path]

I also need space

[primal kiln]

save me from this fate

[vivid marsh]

get a gym subscription

[abstract path]

What do you do in the office?

[primal kiln]

sit at my desk and type reports

[abstract path]

I could like, ask my mother

[vivid marsh]

do that

[abstract path]

What kind from where

Private?

[primal kiln]

what?

[abstract path]

Like is it a private company?

[primal kiln]

yes

I do background checks into people and companies

and write up what I find

[abstract path]

Hell

You: finds out that someone has been watching porn on their wifi
Also you: write that down

[primal kiln]

WRITE THAT DOWN

[abstract path]

xD

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/write-that-down-taking-notes-school-universities-university-gif-17937210

[abstract path]

I wonder who would do that though

Like fr, wankin off in the office?

[primal kiln]

I mean I wouldn't know about it unless they got arrested for it or some news article was written about it

[abstract path]

True yeah

They either didn't make the lasagna properly or it was just made to be thick baked dough

[abstract path]

L

Anyway

[heady crow]

Only thing keeping me sane fr

[abstract path]

Ok so i need to eat more then 2000 calories a day to even gain weight

[vivid marsh]

damn man that kind of sucks

[vivid marsh]

that's roughly the average

make sure you eat that set of calories and weigh yourself daily over a period of time to see if that number is true

[abstract path]

I can only try

I wouldn't even know what the hell to eat to gain that much weight

I mean i ate the nuts

That's 600 calories to go

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mayahart-maya-dont-have-much-gif-12952669

[abstract path]

Now a piece of lasagne

And then another

[vivid marsh]

Like I said earlier, use MyFitnessPal

[abstract path]

Will do

[vivid marsh]

Good 👍

[heady crow]

Liquid calories and adding shit like nuts and oils into your diet will go a long way

[abstract path]

I mean they don't put fat into the spaghetti sauce for no reason

I mean oil

Not fat

Idiot

[vivid marsh]

vegetable oil is just liquid fat

[vivid marsh]

very true

olive oil to the rescue

[abstract path]

I still see a difference ohnestlyxd

[vivid marsh]

of course, there's different kinds of fat

[abstract path]

Ok nah i think imma wait a bit before eating again and instead drinking some water

[heady crow]

Protein powder, oatmeal, vegetable oil into blender true combo

[vivid marsh]

aw hell nah

separate.

[heady crow]

[abstract path]

Ohnestly i would try it

[heady crow]

Add some more stuff thats nasty on its own

[vivid marsh]

oats with protein powder is enough pain already, don't need to add oil man

[heady crow]

And like a table spoon of oil

[vivid marsh]

i eat the oil with bread

[heady crow]

I cooka da pasta

[abstract path]

Don't we also need sugar to uh

[abstract path]

To make the fat into uhhh

Tinier molekules

I sound stupid

[vivid marsh]

that's carbs, yes

many things have carbs, don't worry

[abstract path]

Oh ok lol

[vivid marsh]

staple foods are packed with them for the most part

[abstract path]

I see

[ruby minnow]

mfs watching a movie in there

[uncut obsidian]

why not

it's not the first time we're having a movie night

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026780041461366804/1035417799910227968/unknown.png

[undone wave]

OCD sufferers have the choice between CBT therapy and ERP therapy

They should invent more acronyms

[heady crow]

Now whats the legality of all that

[amber marsh]

@narrow lotus https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062564829258322052/1062565967697293352/yt5s.com-Monster_in_the_closet_.mp4

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062564829258322052/1062566356869992468/IMG_5129.mov

[heavy halo]

meooow

[amber marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062564829258322052/1062567966874546306/florida.mp4

[merry lodge]

bing chillin

[orchid robin]

Go to sleep

[autumn siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876676785859874898/1062446041460383804/1670159700571.jpeg

[amber marsh]

HOLY SHIT 5 24 AM???

[autumn siren]

what

[orchid robin]

What

[orchid robin]

Everything is legal when theres no cops around

[abstract path]

How are you one hour away

[abstract path]

Good morning sleepyhead

[orchid robin]

I woke up at 5:15

Dont call me a sleepyhead

Cuz i wish i could be a sleepyhead rn

[wary flume]

Fart brain

[molten solar]

you dead?

[orchid robin]

Not yet my friend

[abstract path]

I wish i slept at all

[heady crow]

Morning dude

[abstract path]

Lol

[molten solar]

have you slept?

[orchid robin]

Yes

Id say 5 hours and 40 minutes

[heady crow]

Eh not bad

[orchid robin]

Yeah