#🎪bruh-fart
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but since you mentioned it
I need help join me in bf4
this
flour, or something
Bet
i was gonna post a very good gif for this but it doesnt exist and the moment im trying to send also doesnt exist on youtube, therefore due to my despair i shall go live in nepal as a goat
vc ?
Boifuck 4?
- all the DLC
Yepsi pepsi
call me
Battlefield 4 is the one with the chinese?
Or something like that
I think I have it
So... I tried to Google a meme about Elon's musk cuz of Elon Musk in your post... And I found something horrific that I don't know if I should share...
pog
always follow through with things if you question yourself. that only means that if you think about it harder, you're not doing it. stop doing nothing, and just do it
Your funeral
too long didn't read
is it just me, or do all meme hoarders have some memes on the adorable side and then other memes that are some of the most racist, despicably horrific stuff you've ever seen?
I love causing accidents on the highway for no good reason
not really
like this for example this is cool this is perfect
theres 2 sides to shitposting
the more innocent fun side
and the most vile shit youve seen
mmmmmmmmm, i love me that aluminum foil taste
Oops? 
im moderately concerned with the memes ive downloaded and have not yet shared because they're just blatantly against one of the most common rules in every discord server im in
bro you dont understand
maybe look inwards to whether you want to have em
im deeper in that rabbit hole than you think
🤨
a good example is you
yes i do they're fucking hilarious

Do it
bet
oooo we gonna see a purge
you feeling racist, misogynist or violent for this single meme post that'll get me a DM from Dyno?
we dont use dyno
I got Aldo on speed dial ready
wtf is that
the food sidorovich sells or wat
racc, you get falco on speed dial
so i wont post it until grim answers the question
this case is going federal
why
do it
?
knowing him, he will ghost ping
why
JUST DO IT
DO NOT QUESTION WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WANT FROM YOU
@edgy abyss
i like being a brat
I am never one of those two. The violence one depends on how comedic I can make it
be a brat
Plastic Man is the best
how about a child getting pimp slapped by an arabic?
That sounds funny as hell
y'kno shits going down when the comedic relief character gets serious
i am,cry about it
reverse psychology didnt work
cool
it is cool
Wake up
@austere geyser yo! Where's my child violence?
Yus!
Crystal try not to change pfps every week (speedrun) (impossible)
p!sepia @abstract path

it is
p!darken @abstract path
The sepia one just looks desaturated with light
Ohhh, nice contrast
Wait
What if we darken alot
p!invert @abstract path
Invert the colors
brighter? look at the bright brown hair... it's totally fucked with sepia filter 

Way ahead of you
Omori lookin ass
Lies, you're a coward
p!brighten @abstract path
P!darken @abstract path
P!explode @abstract path
what is this Pokémon how many balls do i need to throw to catch it ?
Too dark
then turn on the light
She look grumpy 
i want more , i want x-ray. you know what i mean
Wait so this one is ok too yes?

Im out of tissues 
And I'm out of food
Gotta dig in to the school supply
sweet dreams are made of thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
and of course someone had to bring misogyny into it
who am I to disagree
I travel the world and the seven seas
hey guys i found a cool video, watch it
Hello
I knew it
good channel quality content
i always say hello because we live in HELLo
||it came up more cringy then i thought, sorry||
at least hell would be warm
Damn
WHY WONT MY NOSE UNCLLLOOOOGGGGGG
just breath through it, blow it and start breathing, snot will dry and it will clear
literally a commitment issue
Ive been blowing that mf for at least a week
That and clearing my nose
i would not mind mothgirl supremacy, so long as they were all 7 foot tall and very fluffy
blow harder, dont care how much noise you make
clear that shit, dont half ass it
the loudest way to open a packet of chips, is trying to do it quietly
I HAVE BEEN BLOWING FOR AS LONG AND AS HARD AS I CAN
idk, if its that stubborn get a toothpick to clear any hard snot
then commit and drink water
Thats the thing
then stop
Its not hard snot
cause you can hurt yourself
Lay on the opposite side of the clogged nostril, so that the clogged one is facing up
That shit is between liquid and solid
Eventually it’ll shift the mucus
this person is providing correct advice
i do trolling
i stand by this statement
One, im not sleeping rn and 2 i dont want to shift it, i wanna get rid of it
That just gives me more of a reason to blow
Hand over your spleen
context doesn't matter, any situation can be applicable
I have a stuffy nose like...always
But not both bein clogged up
Oh boy! New scorched earth video!
C&C Generals: Crazy Mod:
https://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-generals-crazy-mod
I know it's hip and cool to act self-destructive in brainfart but don't @ me with bullshit like that
@upper spruce
i hoped you liked it and don't you dare go hollow
Do not
"For I am become death, Ender of Hardcore."
@plucky void
If one hole is open then that's natural
Both are supposed to be open
If both are clogged up then that's a reaction
They rarely are though
if you have both nose holes cleared all day every day i envy you
I remember damn well whenever its not winter that my nostrils are just fine
I am only allergic to an antibiotic
hard r behavior
Which i do not remember the name of 
i found out i was allergic to numbing cream of all things
when i was younger for vaccine shots
got a rash and we thought it was the vaccine, turns out it was the cream
Wat it do

I’m allergic to a very specific color of red dye in foods
No idea, but maybe I should actually learn its name

Is it ritalin?
Ritalin my beloved
Crystal
Wat
What did i just say
I guess you never miss huh
It pains me that webms don’t work on iPhones
I feel as if i was heavier
Your stomach is full
It ain't even fuckin full
I told ya am still hungry
My mother is making a lasagna
Let's hope that will help
And i love food rn
||lasagna is spaghetti cake||

I understood that in two ways
Same

Let's see
I know there was a solution to it
Um, what is this

AYOOOOO LMAO
Dont let the snake bite 👀
Tell me what its about
snakes dont grow their fangs back once they're defanged
No

I will give you 2€
That hurts trying to feel it
3€
also i was incorrect
Phantom pain
but defanged snakes can be pretty useful
Oh ok
Δεν είναι καν αρκετό για ένα πιτόγυρο, άντε τώρα
I will give you 3.70€
Amazing pets
Είμαι Θεσσαλονικιός, 4 στην καλύτερη
Hmmmm, 3.90€ and a blowjob
Shiiiit they won't believe her
We're doing something but niet
4€
Why not both
Miami 2 is such a mid song
Listen man the “favors” are only included when the euro price falls under 4
Also it's just a reference to porn
Real
Nice ifunny watermark
Its even better when they are men
You would also be one if you accepted the 3.90 with a blowjob offer
Bitchin car
oh.. 
???
God fucking damn
James May mucks about with cheese on his fingers
#saycheese
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Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFGGDq4JFhc
i'm over the line tho
@heady crow we battlebittin ?

i think someone just ghost pinged maja for the thing they already reacted to
omwghh lemme join too plwease
Yup
we battlebittin

what was itt
The thig you replied to
the domestic violence meme
but who pinged mee
we can play conquest next time this one was a shitshow im sorry
I did
bunch of retards
I thought that was very clear by the context
you did more than me atleast 
W-What did u write thoo?
I just @high wren you
Ed is gonna be pissed
Omg
gumbito you naughty boy
Real
I'd absolutely love to have a 6hr job
he looks like a fucking caveman there 😭
he got that drug energy without drugs
exactly
So many memes
battlebit playtest hasn't started yet 
@amber marsh would u joinn?
Anyways im back
of course I'd love to join
You're black?!
@amber marsh did you reconsider the offer
hey back
Nope I'm just dyslexic
no you are
what offerr?
I already told you without the offer lmao
what offerr?
Okay okay
4.50€
what did he tell
Im not going higher
Im seeking information
about what
abouttT?
Why red eyes smh
This
My guy it was a reference to porn smh
still simping?
Okay then
Someone: run that by me again
Me:
Now next question
You're the one that asked my guy
@amber marsh what porn
i dont understgands whats hapneidng
Furry midget porn 
owh god
Not actually that but it's funnier if I make him believe it
i have something, worse

Oh god please no
Like to dislike ratio?
LMAO
What
Pixel aspect?
?????
incase senko ever decides you're an existential threat to the gods
How tf would I know
i dont understand anything u guys are talkign about
Do they cup the balls
I do not know
time to leave
why are you booing me, im right
omg i guess im afox
nah u aint
@heady crow https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LwVCaiQ8Xgg AYOOOOOO ?????
If people can be romanian then let maja be a fox
Valid
Cool
Now where is the normal human form?

before BattleBit happens, gonna play GMod with my homie
you may find the guide for handling women by comedian Bill Burr
just google it

The same anatomy as here
Idek the name for such anatomy
ohhhh
yeah just consult your local pet store, they got leashes and collars. no visual image im afraid
Hat
That sandwich has bologna in it
when didnt it
Buenos or Snickers ?
bounty
my disappointment is immeasurable
just look
oh
what fucking cursed
demonic shit
realistic anthro cat person
demonized eye bleach have i found
and shall share
so i am not alone in knowing this knowledge
I've seen shit worse
me irl
snickers
one can only hope and pray that the lot of you rediscover your taste buds
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@pastel quartz
A uwu moment
Same

ironically your own boobs are not enough, you must also find boobs
what a simp
,_,
Fuck
good one actually made me snort
Read further down below
I do
What are you going through
funny cactus always makes me laugh
You will share your emotions and feelings 
i act silly on the internet
that a no or a comparison ?
Keep goin
Lmao
Water
That music is familiar but I can't remember what it is
same
tf
that's not randomly generated, it's just idiotic
3 am water
it does work though
i believe my 2021 shit posting saw the future
Oh...
Tell me the ropes are for climbing
Tell me their not for me
youve had your lasagne, so theres no possible reason you'd want more right?
the paddle isnt
THAT'S LEWD
Stop-
true story I hate it
Yes they are overused but still funne
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N o
YEs
😦
I have a partner for that >->
can yall,not start a orgy here?
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DON'T TELL ME- i just
I got here just now
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Cummissar Wildkins
P!implode 999
i do tho,youre half the horny here
Lmao
@heady crow
i believe the mods will prevent it from happening so we good
God fucking damnit
w
p!explode @pastel quartz
im the other half, posting this horny shit
no theyll join
P!explode 1
Wait...

Big Bust
P!darken 1
P!avatar 2
Your penis is a hazard
P!avatar 3
your penis is a
DAMN DANIEL
p!implode 4
DAMN
p!invert 3
just like me fr fr
my new pfp
P!avatar 5
a hazard for CP
||cyber||
||punk||
p!avatar !
"GRand Theft Bean"
P!avatar $
p!avatar p!
Classic
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how is this 6
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What
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society
@ripe heron
p!avatar ğ
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Bro took too much benadryl
p!avatar cock
P!avatar peep
Cute
Yep pepega
COKC
p!avatar pepe
p!avatar meme
p!avatar dick
wow his name is literally pepe
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no xqcL for you
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cnc_gamepedia_en/images/a/a7/GenZH_Trax_1.png/revision/latest?cb=20180801164810
Who agrees that "Dr. Thrax" icon would suit more on Aldo 😄 ?!
p!avatar L
live long and prosper
p!avatar trap
P!avatar anime
arson
P!avatar arson
the hell's going on
Oh god
p!avatar my
P!avatar h
Holy shit, this person is back
p!avatar what
p!avatar wah
that spam though
P!avatar W
p!avatar wu
p!avatar owo
p!avatar cac
brainfart going ham
p!avatar uwu
Yippeee
my god the message sounds are so painful
yipee
yippppieeee !ja cola
How are you
I'm not having sex with yall smh
thank god
what's sex again?
Good not enough sleep though how bout you
Only with condoms so git
Watching this chaos unfold
why cant i send itt, its so cute
yeah im fantastic in bed
||can sleep all day||
laugh at that user
I know what sex is
But I'm not telling you 
remember, I never go out without my tophat(t)
also wtf is that gif filename maja
how's a terrorist using chemical weapons a good fit for aldo as a profile picture lol
forbidden knowledge
Sex?
You mean sax?
Cause he is silent... but deadly

finally
sexless moth
phew, thank god
you know you'd hug someone here
Not if I touch you first
don't lie to me

i wouldnt
STAY AWAY, NO TOUCHIES
You cannot escape the inevitable
full touchie protection


put the gun down

gun?
we can talk this out
dont care
nu sex talk here, I forbid it
either im being relieved of my problems or im gonna pat someone
Cock
both results are desirable
Penis
Balls
Phallic genital
look its shadow
PP
nice cock
“Look its shadow and he says nice cock”
okay enough brainfart
Ohnestly
in twitch you can say 'nice cock' but you cant say 'nice tits' patriarchy strikes again
I would hug someone here
time to do something that most LoL players can't

But tbh
shower
One wrong move >->
shower?
Dont
correct!
Its bad for your health
🫂
😠
Not as bad as my eating habit rn
i know a league and valo player who showers
no no
gah damn
cant be
with me? 🥺
I love bathing
I just want to meet someone to cuddle tbh, not enough people left in the world that do that apparently
y'know ladies
sfksdklfsdklfsd
when a man washes your back in the shower
I'd bath if it didn't take so much time
Yeah it's sad...
please let it be with 4c warm water
"who are you"
??
okay?
4c is so fucking cold
Seconded.
i mean ye the bottoms of lakes are 4c during winter
I'm more used to getting in, showering for either 20 or 40 minutes and getting out nice n' clean
he only knows the cold
I can warm him
It's fridge cold.
For me atleast n hour
"i can fix him" 😭

lmao I sometimes also shower for an hour
I kinda stopped bathing that long though
Finns cant be fixed
the hot water is too comforting
idk for me its like 4 minutes in and out
Then turn on some hypnosis shiet
Too cramped of a tub to sit for showers
Nah
Fire
Actual hypnosis
aww
Man the last thing I need is to sexually reprogram myself while bathing
wax play?

That will confort you
I'll definitely try that today
I sit in the cold shower pondering my life choices
Hhh
Atleast you'll be deep into trance
you ever cut an ice hole in a lake and chill there?
Sssuuuurreeee, imma just put the gasoline away
You’d stick your dick in an ice hole if you thought there was a benefit
Bathe well
you mean turning off your brain and letting your existing thought processes and emotional state become completely inert to where you later become terrified of how you did not feel nothing, but didn't feel at all?
well the dick does go there as a result of your body going there

idk if theres anything positive about ice holes but they are nice
A hole is a hole
any candidates?
he does love his icy holes
Mans trying to get his dick sucked by salmon or something

It's called a state of trance
she mistook trance for trans
I'm both
I usually just call that sleeping, but go off
sleeping is a trail of being dead
I sleep after hypnosis
Ez
I can get drunk in the bathroom with hypnosis on
sleeping is death being shy
i believe crystal has a specific hypnosis type desire of lewd origin
WROOONNNGGGG, its a transgender trance
That shit will bring you into such deep trance
I believe it
Sissy hypno in the goon cave
i dont know what any of these terms mean
If i was i would probably be fucking my boyfriend right now
surely

Quick, someone find hypno videos and music
you mean your boyfriend would be fucking you?
I-....yeah...
rawest "why" ever
We ain’t protogens, begone
mb
missclick


Unsuccessful spoiler
oh god hes hot
Still not spoilered
Lmao
FREEE HIM





