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ah fuck you clyde, i can't send a harmless hannibal video?
Its a form of protest
for legal reasons I want it to be known that I am not affiliated with the user @orchid robin in any shape way or form
It was his idea
I have witnesses
Call upon them
for legal reasons i didn't pour milk on the floor mommy it was the dog
Let it be known that tomb was my right hand man throughout this protest

i am a witneess
Tomb has always supported Dutyer and his actions
What now
Risk of Rain
for legal reeasons judge Aldourien Tomb is a big supporter of Dutyer i have no connection
I am being set up
he already thinks im mentally ill this isnt fair
We even share a bed
post it
i won't
yeet

Evidence may only be presented to the court
Not outside of it
and i would like to not reveal my stalking position

wait am i the only exile here?
or can i just not see yalls toles
I sue for stalking
there are a few exiles
but currently you're the only one
I think rn you are the only one here
damn
You are all alone fresh meat
i guess someone has to
so the volat wont degrade yeah?
Just like any other non-perk arti
Who said anything about putting your fist there
the snail in my ear
it whsipers
it wants me to do things
things i shouldnt
βDonate to charityβ
Do them
felonies arent somethin i need on my paltes
Yes they are
Welp
I guess 3 lessons were cancelled without my knowledge
Time to go home 2 hours earlier
another poor soul sent to the schizo corner
Can't believe 2013 was 9 days ago
its been so long
I'm lying in bed instead of working because nothing is urgent
Same
p!avatar 127991635194806272
oh boy
p!avatar @solar obsidian
My face when Maja is in chat
!cat
!cat
that cat is dying
!cat
who pinged lol ?
!dog
!giant mommy
!1984
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!1984
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what anime is this 
Dorohedoro I think
man I am so excited for tomorrow's BattleBit playtest
!cat
its fun
incredibly fun
Just 3 hours long
Fug
guys
they are making Hip canon
no way I dont have that many TOZ's
browsing reddit will be fun
and im gonna be in school at that time
also wtf
are you really gon wake up at 6 am for it
The meds are starting to weaken 
HELL YES
fellow mentally disordered
Ye, I'm collecting them like pokemon apparently
Here is the full, two-minute version of the Concerned Childrens Advertisers PSA about putting stuff in your mouth.
pretty sure Wafflehouse would survive the apocalypse
Paranoid schizophrenia is a bitch
be born with mental disorders
difficulty getting mental illness: easy
idk what i have
it got way better with wellbutrin
to be fair, with school starting I'll wake up at 6 AM no matter what
it's not even closely necessary now that we have online school
bonk
but it's not like I'll let 2! hours of free time to just go away
lucky
i have one course this semester
honestly I just adapted to waking up so early and sleeping so little
and i have to go to uni for it
admittedly, I'd love extra hours of sleep and sometimes just sleep for longer
Unrelated thought: was the song Freebird in GTASA?
sometimes i sleep for 4 hours
(most of the time against my will)
i dont think so
IT IS
was the game in PSP?
I KNEW IT
i played gta on psp the most
banger
why did you search for this 
Average Freedomer
Don't you fucking question me.
My dumb child ass never got to complete the game 
got stuck on the mission where you chase a plane
i never completed a game as a kid
lmao same
i always restart it
i didnt know what load game meant
If the police can't stop you, you must be on ...the dust!
#sanandreas #LynyrdSkynyrd #GTA
so i always clicked on new game
i actually speedran games as a kid because of that
hey! i only spoke arabic
If the police can't stop you, you must be on ...the dust!
#sanandreas #LynyrdSkynyrd #GTA
this
as far as I can remember, most of the games I played in my childhood were never completed
tbh i couldnt even read arabic, i was intellectually behind 
i remember always trying to finish an dragon ball game, but it always crashed on the end on ps2 :(((
Budokai ?
oh I just remembered something
played Arkham City as a kid, and some shit made the save system not work
- it crashed randomly
Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd
All rights reserved to the artist
Considere apoiar o canal: https://apoia.se/canaljazzcafe
PIX: flpjazzcafe@gmail.com
ππ½ Gameplay capturada e editada por mim: @jazzcafe
π΅ Playlist Spotify: π΅
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6oX...
Lyrics:
If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still reme...
so I replayed it every single time and trying to get as far as I can
there were games that i couldnt progress through the first menu 
unironically lost at the menu
I obviously never got too far
menu is the first boss
and never would
an intellectually behind child vs menu
As someone who has learned how to read english exclusively from video games, I can relate.
lets gooo
I learned english selling items in Tibia 
because young me doesn't have the gamer skills to beat most Arkham City bosses without failing
no joke i learnt how to read and write in fifth grade
on god regular grunts are harder
I thought being 12 made you better at games?
that was really long ago
actually
I'm talking somewhere 5-8 years old
i dont remember when i started understanding games
also, true
bro you need someone to cuddle with to sleep?

damn I'd love that
i'm filing a fbi report
???
someone that drags you to bed and forces you to sleep
dude asking nicely
yeah, the monster under your bed
If I dont look its not there 

bilingual
pringular
bioshock
that day
what mental illness is bilingual
I think when some kids sneezed on your food or something ?
bisexual is a mental illness? 
yea
bilingual
(for legal reasons that was a joke)
And yuor'e under the rest
under dressed
youre bottom arrest π³
give it a rest
Tis just a jest
give it a taste test
bing chilling
Use the internet
dumbass
can you caress π₯Ί
the duality of man
lmao
i need eternal rest
I've made a mess
i know war discussion isn't allowed but can we wrestle, and you beat me with a hammer?
1 or 2 hrs
what stalcraft
minecraft stalker
ooo
its free on steam
masochism
stalker+tarkov multiplayer but minecraft
im willing to play anything with anyone
from what I could gleam in this chat it is soul crushing but good
butt
yes
I bet sometimes it is
balls
Dorohedoro
hah I knew it, never watched it but I always liked the art
or read it
oi i'm drinking my tea eh
CRUELTY SQUAD
I really gotta play Cruelty Squad
no there's no CS references in the video I just have the weirdest thoughts at weirdest moments
Just like CS
It's hard tho
ehh I played through it once
Until you get the fishing rod
surely can't be all that bad
imagine fishing
Picking up body parts is shit
(says the person who got 6 wheel fishes)
Trade market it's where it's at
actually I can't remember shit
okay maybe I'll struggle a bit
As long as I don't have to run it on minimal settings and 720p resolution, I'm happy
not the whole song 
My goodness has this been a rather interesting journey. I thought this project would take at most a few hours, but it ended up taking way longer. I hope GDColon actually sees this abomination.
Don't use 30 dollar website to make music. It is not a good website for making music. I even used the vanilla website too, believe it or not.
Remember,...
oh my god the sequence is so long
lol
@warped elm downloading stalcraft
sure?
I remember when my music playlist was practically all Undertale, Deltarune and some other stuff that I liked
omgg!! PagMan
its an mmo so ill play it in a bit to get through the first few missions
can i join too please
pagman
oh wait.. what faction are u guyss playing..?
Gotta play gta sa again
and vice city
it's actually still stuff that I like but this time with A LOT of Synthwave, some Rock, Metal and Drum & Bass
oh idk what to pick
didnt racc say if u guys are ognna paly together? we all need the same thing ;c
enjoy
im not sure ill dm them
i'd join wtih one cutie then if u guys pick the right one

sure lol
damn wish I could join but I don't have the right to choose what servers to play on 
u do

no
everybody is on europe beside madi
we're russian
UAE ._.
the only way to join eu is to use vpn
if u live in russia, sure
yeah i can join european servers
what is uae>?
united arab emirates
united arab emirates
its where dubai is
omgg!! are u an oiler?

oiler lol

thats what they call people there
you dont just ask people that maja
oiler
sure i do, thats just their job
@tame hazel are you rich
no
give money please
why would asking for a job be insulting
ban
im looking for a job rn lmao
yes im hiding my wealth
ye
bug

do u play bandits or stalkers
what faction?
stalkers
fuck you
oh.. welp 
can start as bandit tho no biggie
ew
ooo okay
unfuck you
okay bandit
@amber marsh dad please join us too
they're stalkers
they stalk
i mean we dont rly roast stalker-stalkers
that's enough
thats 11-48x my speed,, wickeed
:((
average mmo
where do you live? syria ?
poland :c

180 hours, until i realized that the future content that will be added will all be pvp focused
same thing
and i gave up
2mb/s max


why are people so mad and surprised about a question towards his job??
sometimes jokes write themselves
I actually don't like my job anymore, it was fun at first now it suddenly changed and failing the vibe check
everything you do from the start is based around getting better gear and weapons
the best ones do
for pvp
i'm a great one
i think maja is selfaware
too bad i managed to almost entirely avoid the pvp
dont bully them

hOw
fucking magician
i am a stealthy man
arcane magic
can you parry ?
a rat as one might say
huh, parry what
bullets?
you spent 8h/day crawling through bushes from one side of one location to another?
bullets midair
that and i set alarms for 4am any time i needed to go into stalker territories
nah, im just too fast for their bullets
yes, u can shoot them if ur reflex is goode nough and splti them in half
i cant exactly respond to them shooting at me, since i cant shoot and move at the same time
so i immediately dip
okay just started the game
krill issue
im fucking disabled
just enable
it's not that hard
i dont find this funny
the options are in the menu
it's that shrimple
exactly
very funny being bullied by the bloody a member of mod staff cus im disabled
go burn in a fire prick
kok
GiantKok

cant move and shoot at the same time? 
u can
add 'fucker' at the end
i physically cant, you can
stalkraft?
yes
I've thought you were joking
yes i would joke about the fact i can barely use my right hand madirex
i can be replacement for your right arm uwu

stay the fuck away from me

no thank you
I like mine better
Yup
real bullshit hours
that's bound to happen in nearly every convo
healthy sleep yay
counter point
I slept 4 hours, was fun on the road
thank
Not atm sadly enough
school
ill slep anyways
me when the
g'night!!
Oh man
I'll have to play Trauma Loop again


^^^^^Bald, mean and full of beans^^^^^
true except the bald part
sleep well!
rude
not cool
I'm not that bad at CS after all
didn't die 3 times in the first mission
that's an achievement!
I hope you like farming because that's the main game.
my man I played through the whole game on Hope Eradicated
(I love/hate it)
get the rain hat and spend a few hours fishing in the casino
profit
farming?!
as in grinding
Grindcore
can you just pay?
ah
"The alarm will sound in 2 hours 59 minutes"
Pay what?

I thought it would be something made out of StardewValley
instead of grinding
The first tier weapons you can just buy, the further you go the more mats shit needs
Madi sleep more is good for ur health
maybe maja was right after all 
i gotta wake up in 10 hours
there is no donate
im being sarcastic lmao
CS is literally singleplayer
dwoot
doot doot
Cultist Simulator?
Cruelty Squad
significantly less exciting
is cultist simulator good ?
I thought about buying it
there's fishing
I bought it on week 1 so I have free access to all DLCs that will ever be made.
It's good. Real good, narratively.
You gotta work your brain a bit to get the most enjoyment out of the lore though.
I do really like these card management / deckbuilder games
My meds make me very tired all the time. Hope it gets better soon
Here is fanart of 4 characters you can get.
what meds are they? ._.
There are like 21-23 named characters you can recruit total.
Cool art but my lawyer has advised me against commenting further
*Silence
And no, they aren't all women.
Now we're talking
alarm in 9 hours π¦
antidepressants
ssris?
?
the type
Winter is all about Death, Silence and Beauty.
you gotta read about them to know if they work or not
go sleep ree
i spent 4 hours minimum on each med's academic articles
it's prescription. Also it's second time I've taken them
but getting back on them sucks
couple weeks and I should be better
fun fact about Cruelty Squad: Hope Eradicated enemies can very rarely spawn on normal difficulties
hopefully
that means you can get a Golem in the very first level
will do
Minos Prime is the sexiest character in ULTRAKILL.
Followed closely by Gabriel.
How many hours is that.
12
how about... a dog xD
i lied it isnt 12
^^^^Bald, mean and full of beans^^^^
I sleep bad so I wake up at like 11
@amber marsh btw mr gumbito have you tried putting c4 on a drone in battlebit?
Give a countdown number in hours.
14 hours from now
Aight, keep Discord notifications real loud.
season 2 today ?

I now know what I'll do in Battlebit
still sick but healthy enough for me to be able to go to school so need to sleep. Maybe half a season
thats the second worst kind of sick
meh im just glad i wont fall behind any more
understandable
have a good day
i dont π
legendary finnish sc2 player who broke the korean dominance in 2018
ooooh him yeah
when he loses he always mutters under his breath and you can see it in the camera
i bet he says perkele
he was all around the news when it happened
ahahahahahha probs
or just vittusaatana and other combinations of our swear words
"-Daddy, turn on a cartoon.
-Turn it on yourself.
-Daddy, but I have no legs.
-No legs, no cartoons."
- Crystal City, Akbar
oh yeah lauri markkanen
met him irl a couple of times but never talked. Seems like a chill dude
wtf 
ye theres a whole backstory but tldr we are friends with the people that are his godparents or something
he got traded to the Jazz and has since put up some crazy ass numbers
frr
yeah he is going to be an allstar
most likely
also had a nasty ass poster dunk a few days ago
yessir
dont really keep up with basketball at all. Went to see one game months ago that my friends dragged me into
if he stays healthy and keeps this up he is going to be one of the best big men in the league
a local game ?
Yes..
iirc just a friendly game between finlands and ukraines national teams
did it work?
No π
aw in BF4 you can put c4 on a bike or a quad
lel
ye same in battlebit 
unplayable game 0/10
get rekt lul
I guess you could try and put C4 on a UCAV that would probably work
embed you fuck
maaybe. I dont remember if there were any UCAVs in battlebit
havent gone that far in the progression scheme and havent played recon
in Squad you put IEDs on little drones
then fly them toward people with the ringtone playing
Goosing around, ain't we ?
COP is great
Yes, god has blown us


OMG I'M BLACK SPIDERMAN?!?!?!!?
franzj presents
no you're just black
we cope so they can cope π
BlalB Spooderman
call it black spiderman on twitter see how it goes
D:
wave 1
survive
just close your eyes
twitter made the term "poggers" racist
no way
and take your pills
no way
HOW THE FUCK
one moment
Watch reveal
gumbito
more like CUMbito
haahahahahaahahahah
Ignore the cum
one moment I can fix that
what cum
whats up with the toothpicks?
U Mexican ;3 ?
he said
π
π
π
π
goddamn i still want that tattoo



would look really fucking susp tho
dam my camera for being that good
what cum
actual skill issue
we need some diversity here
let's play a game of "Find The Cum!"
we got the queer rep on point but now that gumbito is white
I like to call it "built different"
idk
wait
so Greek and Turk isn't enough of an diversity?
and Bulgarians
we are just built wrong my guy, we are defective

bulgarians are asian. I wont elaborate on the turks
who's the turk
we need more Balkans fr
mayo atleast
no idea
let's kiss
would you guys be down for a round of skribbl ? 
i'm Turk
let's not kiss
sadge
neighbor 

ive been to turkey twice. Can i call you a brother?
no

are you Balkan
no...
then no
marry me and you can call me husband
bet
less goooo
where will the ceremony be held
nah
ill keep mr gumb all for myself
but at least we're all together here
drink raki you will be fine
can we go to sabac milk factory for our honeymoon?
hits a lil diff
???
haha! I get it too! he had gei sex!
hahahaha ha
jk jk
that's haram
keeping that
so I guess no one wants to play skribbl ?
I'll play with u bro
we play with you bro
if you vc so we can clown on you
im on ep1 of s2 rn
actually no i don't even know what that is
you what now
you draw shit and people try to guess what it is
oh that one
how about i draw my penis
i will need a short time
wouldnt fit on the screen
because it is short
haha, white woman stuck next to a horse
i mean if the screen is like 1 cms yeah it wouldn't
yeah
i want
bro 
hey i have that
The best women have pps
yes
@digital quartz what's your name in skribblio?
oh no I almost sent porn
you are in my room
ok good
bark for her
u bri'ish?
but I think its just us 2 so we cant rly play
Houston crackhead.
anyone wanna play skribbl.io?
respectable
franzj
alr mb
we sittin ?
#cheeseburgergate
hair gel
I just realized he streamed that
@grizzled meadow
one of the best video intros of all time
Best Clubbing Fragrances for Men
Fragrances in this List:
Versace Eros, Armani Code Absolu, Yves Saint Laurent Y, Mont Blanc Legend Spirit, Azzaro Wanted BY NIGHT, Paco Rabanne 1 Million, Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male, Dolce & Gabbana LIGHT BLUE INTENSE
My Brand: www.fragrance.one Buy 1 get 1 Free Automatic Discount put 2 Fragrances in your Cart ...
I'll watch it later
no
Yes
oggi alle
I can't right now 
its like hes saying power without saying it
@heady crow
BRUNO
I GOT IT BACK
I FUCKING GOT IT BACK
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ubisoft?
was your account hacked ?
i mean theyre yet to change the credentials to the ones i gave them, but when they do theyll email me again and thats that
nah
they thought it was compromised or hacked and put it in a fucking password reset loop
and my og acc (the one they thought was compromised) is actually my main account, of which i forgot my email and dont have access to anymore
so how can i reset my password without goggle letting me access the old fucking email
google*
so i sent a support ticket (i shouldve done that like a year ago when it happened)
they responded and asked me to send them some pictures as evidence that its my account and i own some of the games on it
i sent all the information, now they hit me up again saying they confirmed it belongs to me and what i want the credentials (mainly email) to be switched to
:)
i can't believe the word "wΠ΅bm" is banned by grok because people keep calling gamma wΠ΅bm
huh ?
@heady crow i thank you for being there with me when it happened cuz i was confused asf
@digital quartz you are wΠ΅bm
you know what i mean
tf is this
yippeeeeeeeeeee
he says his mom didnt give him enough money to buy a normal coke so he bought ja! cola (discount variant) 
yipppppeeeeee
surprisingly @heady crow, they sent the response and verified its my account only after 5 days
improvement
difference between the first time i sent my ticket and them responding was 12 days 
couldve been way worse
but the wait was worth it in the end
idk i have a lot of stuff there
this reminds me I still need to play Anno 1800 I always forget I own that game because its on my Ubisoft acc
all paid games
and i wasnt gonna deal with ubisoft if they didnt give it back to me
i was gonna go crazy
i endured almost 1 year enough
no more
that would suck
but they fixed it! :DDDDDDDD
yippeee!!
ded inside
Your conscience?
Look at this cute family
oh god
so wholesome 
what the FUCK
oh fuck off 
you gotta look twice
yo tell me when you are on the last few eps
yeah it does
Gah...
Guh
I slept again while in hypnosis....
guh!
guh.
Huh?
it laggy
You heard me
What did that have to do with my message
Who are you, why are you


