#🎪bruh-fart
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why do you watch them. They are random sc stories
pog its the dino with 500 teeth
I dont watch them but i can somewhat see the thumbnails and tell
the thing is it will never come to 9/10/21
Especially the titles
And the one time i make the mistake of looking
The one time i open that damn app
All i see in the video sections is ass
A sea of ass
alright boys brainfart snapchat group when?
So just unmoderated brainfart
Welp, imma head to the nuclear bunker
oki
lmao

my fuckin 18 b-day
sorry misscalculated
congrats
Happy late birthday to whoever had a birthday last year
you too ^^
but im talking about october
whats your plan now that you're 18
I wish you all get a lot of bitches/twinks/graphics cards (if youre into that)
im fuckin old
yes you are
the fuck?
a fossil of this channel
i mean, why not bitches
You are older than Madirex
true
i can figure his age by 1 think but I cant say that
Lmao
shitty
snapfart
ah 2 exams right after holidays?
yep
:(
Bruno, do you have money rn
not really
and i have to finally complete my practice chemistry
I hate those exams
Even more if the teacher is going around the lab looking at you
i have 2 flasks with god know what and i need tomarow to figure this out
dw ciaper you got this, ur a smart guy
(1 did 1 easiest flask in 3 weeks)
maybe
!cat
but you need to be a little autistic to be a med student 😄
true
my mom when im talking about my lessons: how you all guys could have fun standing next to human corpses
zoomer moment
Oooooo sounds like fun
Penis
That's why
"to each their own mom
"
me and my friends: ok we have 4 brains on table if we will throw 1 out of window into buliding side buliders will make funny reaction
send a vid of that lol
😔
"unethical" eeeh
Lmao
Hmmm today I will donate my body to science
Bruh you could get in trouble
19 year old med student: yeet
lol
swedish military training
One of the students laughs at the size of your penis
I thought you guys were the femboys
i dont even know why should i get access to human corpses when they needed from us anatomy like form middle school
maybe little more
but yea this was fun
i am both happy and sad that you think of me as a femboy
Happy cuz you wanna be and sad cuz you immediately realize youre not?
Hell yeah
i thought once what part of skull with ear canal was an tailbone
Question is. What chemistry practice exam do Medical students have?
Sooo im correct
technicly im not medic
im analyst
what do you analyze
i should say you what is that
yes
Pussy
Hell yeah
dick
He analyzes the anatomy of bitches
Study Biotech
over 90% of my group is female
And still no bitches?
guess

try your luck
He really analyzes pussy then
Soon bro 🙏
duck de an the ark
:(
tuck me in the a????
from my mom side all males got bitches at 27 more or less
Finish that sentence 
i had
arm
That can be very good or very bad
it is really good for me
One of mine hated the system too
but also teaching and the students
i heard once he was examing 1 pearson by talking and that was obvious student didnt know much
professor:eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ok ||nice summer break||
Hell yeah, you get em
he is telling us jokes about poo
The
trick in oral exams is to ask counter questions so the clock runs out
and blond woman
Big brain move
Professors always wanna talk about their field
And how good they are, and how bad the other professors are compared to them
Thats how I got a good grade in mine
asked 2 good questions and the professor took like 10 minutes to answer
tbh if i will make this year
i will end this shit
i thought those are a easy low paid studies
i love when i ask a history teachr a simple question and they go on a 20 minute tangent on something that in the end doesent connect to the question in any ways
but they are fuckin hard and lowpaid
i mean if they are fucking hard thats good yes?
Not if low paid
:(
Never fuck hard if low paid
not much but as long i stay at them it is fine
sounds like something that jeremy would say
once i asked my professor about 1 exercise because I got different answer
What if fuck soft when high paid
she told me i got good answer and i was looking from bad source but still answer is 10 times bigger
i was thinking abut that some days and decided that she will not notice an dot in different place

We should all follow his wisdom, in the last clip I saw he stsrted reviewing fragrances and ended with figuring out how many kg sweet potatoes he would be able to buy for that price
boil em, mash em, put them in a stew
Have noticed how he always shouts GEIL ?
(i got totaly bad reaction thanks what i got another specific thing with lead)
nah
He does in his german videos and there is sadly no direct translation to english
But it means both horny and awesome
I find it very fitting for him to shout
Henny cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZC0VLKnzlo @digital quartz
Stop making me laugh on the train 
i paid for this dlc mf why do you do this
i mean the hamr should already have the correct mount for that dust cover no?
Aaaayyyyyy payday2
got the Zenitco dustcover right there
why do you put it on the handguard
at least it works fine on this one
tbh modded PD2 guns look so fucking cursed
Short barrel 50cal
bootleg rifle my beloved
Real gs go for akimbo uzi grinder or all in on anarchist lmg
guys wanna compare pd2 drips?
Cant
I was bored of being god
So i reset my progress
well here is my drip
Back in mah day we had no fancy suits
well we have now old man
give me like 40 minutes and I'll send mine
yes these are all actual voicelines in the game
Like for part 2
support me on Patreon i like money
https://www.patreon.com/Spineapples
hahahhahah lmfao
do the achivement that gives you the scope mount
nope its the new DLC
this one
Wtf why is there suddenly a bunch of hot girls working in my local McDonalds of all places
oh you said do the achievement
i thought you said "does that come from a achievement" or something lmao
i need to sleep
It is a sign
you left and the bitches came
also tomb annoying question but recommend me some show to watch
I have one to recommend
ok
Blark and son
Watch it
Actually dont even search it
Gimme a sec
Tune in for a stream of seasons 1 and 2 of @animated's series, Blark and Son. About Blark and Son:Blark and Son follows the adventures of Blark as he struggl...
Uhh liveaction or animated ?
Here are 2 seasons worth of episodes
why not animated
Edgerunners ?
post your MAL 
shieet
Watch blark and son 
already watched it with a friends and i dont have a mal acc
Hmm how about Mob ?
Blark and son 
Rip duty
Is good but the artstyle might need some getting used to
Especially the second season is a BANGER
Watch the first ep of Nier Automata
get 1.8 mil on mall crashers within like 4 min or some shit
i did it many years ago with a friend
Or watch Mr Inbetween, liveaction and pretty good
That is easy
It is
Easier than completing first world bank under 10 mins with only one friend
Do you watch only shounen or also slice of life etc. ?
just loot all ATMs
boom
i rarely watch anything alone but rn pretty much bedridden so cant play tarkov so resorted to watching something
I thought about buying tarkov 

Youre still sick?
if you do just prepare that you need to put in several hundred hours for you to get the hang of it
Damn what you got
just a cold
I feel ya
which is weird that its so long lasting since im rarely sick
My nose is being clogged since id argue late october
Get in, pew pew, loot, get out
I think I already got it
When i was in poland somehow it didnt clog once
The day after i got to greece it happened again
as long as the nasal cavities arent dry as a mf
I meant to ask, do you know Giannis ?
ploutarhos?
The basketball player or my brother?
Me?
The basketball player
Bro my entire family have thier one side of their nose blocked and Thier thoart in pain
Its making the rounds currently
Yeah all of greece is obsessed with him
What rounds
Ah thats what I wanted to know
rightfully so
The Greek Freak is a fitting nickname
The what now
Gto 
Grand Theft Otto (Jermas Dog)
Oh yeah you are right
I promise you tho the action is 
Greeks mainly love him cuz he is a famous basketball player that people immediately associate with greece
If he were to break his leg and never be able to play basketball again
I promise you they would forget him as fast as they loved him
Damn its like that ?
Dirk is a national hero here, granted he played 21 seasons
Not to mention we are part of the balkans
Wait but greek has a big bball culture
So even then a certain chunk of the population sees color first and lets say “shows distaste”
Greece*
Yeah but mainly the national one
And its “ball culture” is so big that people have to be worried of getting killed after huge matches by angry mobs of football fans
imagine getting life in prison because your team lost
THERE WAS AN OCCASION WHERE THEY KILLED A CHILD CUZ HE WAS A FAN OF THE OTHER TEAM
Actual animals
oof
ITS SEEING WHAT ANIMALS IT INSPIRES
sux
I mean the sport is just that a sport blame these grown ass men who identify solely over a football team
THE GROWN ASS MEN, THE FUCKIN GAMBLING INDUSTRY HERE THAT HAS BASED ITSELF ON FOOTBALL BETS SO THAT WHEN PEOPLE LOSE THEY ARE EVEN MORE PRONE TO VIOLENCE AND THE AUTHORITIES DOING NOTHING TO FIX THE SITUATION CUX OUR COPS ARE USELESS
get som fakhen gools
definetly one of the vids of all time
Nope

Btw first 2 episodes are kinda mid but then it picks up quick
nah im already enjoying this
🏳️🌈 ?
hugely

thats a fat cat
Is that a rat
I agree
Rats in Western Eurasia and North Africa from 1346 to 1352
u know who reminds me of Patrick Bateman ?
you know who
POWER
grenade levels of it even
i believe that jeremy has a patrick bateman like morning routine
and tbf he is pretty shredded
oh a 100%
bruh he does 10 pushups everywhere he goes
doesnt matter if its the middle of a warzone
or the middle of an interview
gotta get the pump up
drops a cap and proceeds to do 40 one arm pushups with the worst form ive seen
one handed
respectable
I just remembered the cap dropping thing
the way he obsessively immediately punished himself 
been there a few times
you need to tan your balls like the ancestors intended 
yeah, its a liver king joke
tasty tasty tren sandwiches
ahahahahahahahahahah
running on GMod
there's extra arcane magic if you're doing this with HL2
now make a surf map for me
I can certainly try once I get more experience
one bad day too many
are you older or younger ?
?
I'm younger than him by 7 years 
gah damn 
Impossible to pause
:)
Nah thats cap
p!illegal cap
you just solved the problem of perjury 
Peter vibin rn Louis im sorry
p!illegal GAMMA
D:
Now someone need to send the kill yourself now
Fresh memes I see
Unfortunately I don't have that one
I thought I did
Switching channels and see a guy who just said “oggi” repeatedly for 10 secs straight
I just found out Jeremy showers ice cold while shadowboxing
While doing what
im not even suprised at this point
here is a little demonstration https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BzXy0Weuf3I
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boxing shadows or showering ice cold?
Boxing shadows
Ik what cold showers are
ahahahahahha radical MORNING ROUTINE

basically sparring without a partner
the semen retention one killed me yesterday, my stomach hurt from laughing
😭
Soooo schizophrenia
ask khaa
nah it does serve a purpose if you box or do something similar
ye pretty much just doing the same movement gets it in your muscle memory
huge help in a fight
I'd play Fortnite with you
😳

i-im kind of a shy guy tho... 👉 👈
you l-like shy guys like me? 😳 😔
A bottom and a bottom flirting but too scared of doing anything
I'm not a bottom
shut up kriegs
I'll man handle brüno
true Cori a soft topper
true
Like he's never been man handled before
oh yes please
Okay okay, dont get your perkele in a twist
Do you realize malaka refers to a person
Oh my god in almost home hnnnng
ye, do you have any idea what perkele refers to?
No 
the devil
damn you had a long ass way home
hmm... I wonder if this syncs up...
It is what it is
temporary tho ?
Well ideally yea xD
Oooooo
But I gotta finish my studies before I can move to the opposite end of this country
ye but its a really antiquated word so its just used as a general swear word

I will never say devil in english again
are you trying to get someone here to play tarky
I mean now that I'm home again soon
ive clocked in like 40 hours this wipe
I'll do a face reveal
I've played 2 raids while at my bfs
On his PC
Which is a scuffed setup to say the least
got jaeger letter done?
I died with it
done deal

Got one tapped by some bush gae
also debut isnt customs only anymore
happens
customs is great especially late wipe
machinery and unknown
Cringe
but both have quaranteed spawns
its a skill issue if you actually suffer with both of them
tf are these anime pfps
Shut up you're polish
Hes polish?
I dunno
I'm Czech but ok
I assume everyone's polish
happens. As long as you dont play beyond midnight there are some low geared people on customs
close enough
or that if you prefer
ah yes tsekkoslovakia
Oh thank fuck, i was scared of the though of sharing a country
A Czechpoint Passer.
When annexation
lemme just czech you out
You guys are responsible for both crystal and Maja @orchid robin
How am i responsible for crystal
im dead
Fucking poles
Crystal is german
by the germans?
after the UK and France sells us out
No no, when will czechs annex poland
czech this shit out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0qMM5XkMQw
enjoy.
i don't use youtube. i'm at @ bearshome_art on twitter if you want to see more of...this.
music by the amazing northern boys, of course.
So I take half the blame
And half?
Polish
never
they are our brothers
another 🇩🇪 ?
DUN DUN DUN
Ja
ja
Shut up you're finnish
Jawohl 🫡
Finish what?
1918 never forget 
I'm gonna finish you I swear
It would be an act of mercy
Please
I need cheap beer and kofola
Go ahead 
I see at least one more person who can appreciate the true enjoyment that Jeremy Fragrance brings
🤝
Tbh I've only ever seen like 3 clips of the guy
In one he talks about how he can't masturbate
i dont even know who that is
And the others he just smells perfumes
and im too afraid to ask at his point
You have reason to he afraid
excuse me he practices semen retention to store the testosterone in his face
Man has no testosterone anywhere

Less than I do

u another femboy or what
People who masturbate but dont cum 
he is jacked as shit tho
yoo cori has so much test they have to take estrogen
Yea I have to take estrogen to balance out my high T
Brothers
nah hes just lean, doesent have that much muscle mass
seek gods
I only pray to one deity
shush Cori
Careful, we dont want to awaken the mods
homo
i have mongolian children in my basement
I am going to sleep good tonight
At this point “based” is just a stupid term that everyone uses to approve things they specifically like or are convinced to “like” cuz they have no critical thinking skills
based
Based
kinda based
cori we are so alike, we should kiss
I hate you guys
We should
based originally meant agreeing with something unpopular
now it just means "cool"
YES
veto
YES I SUPPORT THAT
the hell's going on
\(٥⁀▽⁀ )/
talking about coris high testosterone levels
Maja would like you
kinda fits tho
shame he doesn't live close
cori if you can get estrogen then that means you could get me some test right?
Yea I could but it's rarer and a bit harder to get
hmm
wait imma send something and send this after alright?
sure
well you are in IT studies so it makes sense for estrogen to be the easier one to get
you mean tren lite ? 
its the funny
Just take some of yours and give it to the man
also holy shit the guys in the body improvement club are chads
man i would love to work on trains
they are the bestest chads
perfect music for dancing in the white abyss
making me feel bad about not hitting the gym since im sick
yes
FIGHT ON
they go like
I LIKE TRENBOLONE
chu chu chu chu chu chu
relatable
The what now
Yeah i dont, thats why im asking
guy in newcommer chat just discovered the magical tunnel to the Oasis 
go to the gym
you'll find out
nah helpers suck
Why go gym when calisthenics exist
idk
Like legit you can do it at home
gymbros
Loneliness is my fuel
more efficient for hypertrophy
I exercise using this 5km forest trail that's commonly used for jogging or skiing during winter
good for the legs
important to maintain the femboy thighs
Oh right well if youre going for bodybuilder shit than yeah
there is no me 
femboy thighs that can crush watermelons
But if youre going more functional than no
I haven't tried, if I'm being honest
I can squeeze pretty good though, so maybe
neither did I
Maybe I could borrow you?
Are you the femboy or the watermelon
@slate crown can you create that Oggi alle video with Syno in? Thank you love you
both, depends on what my boyfriend wants
we exchange the melon/femboy roles interchangably
Spamming gifs in brainfart is the way
-Syno
I'd be okay with both
although idk how I'd pull off a femboy look being 2 meters tall
@grizzled meadow Man is disrespecting helpers, do your thing! 
Fuckin 2 meters?
I already bashed him with Oggi alle, he lost
201 cm to be exact
Im 1,85 and im already considered pretty tall
I see, well done 
I've seen tall femboys tbh
it's a look
some guys want that
2022 was 8 days ago

i am a nv fan
post pics
you are all so queer
We wanna see that gock
Talkin like its a macdonalds order
Some arent, not yet 
this is my fitness goal
goofy ahh physique
ye till they see your raven black hair
I told you when it will happen
So dont count on it
yeye
when ?
Cuz theres a 0.000000000000000000000000000005% chance
that i get bitches
yeah i know
*0%
No that I get bitches
bro not even giving the benefit of doubt
I know because I have that chance too
THERE ARE NO FEMBOYS HERE
YOU ARE A DUTIER
DONT COME TO GREECE, THE FEMBOYS ARE A LIE
what about you?
YOU ARE GREEK TOO
I'M COMING TO GREECE
fuck a man with all the strength of a coursing river
i NEED to find the twinks living in athens
So?
I want to be on the receiving end tbh
there is a big chance you're a femboy
my hands are cold 
I think I've got friction burns or something from yesterday, take care of yourselves if you plan on that
ottoman eunuch catamite serving at the Sublime Porte
yo guys come to Greece for the best femboys
THEY DONT EXIST BRUNO, YOUVE BEEN LIED TO. THE ONLY REASON GREECE HASNT COLLAPSED IS BECAUSE EVERYONE BELIEVES THIS LIE
I'm... I'm not...

Just for that
Im gonna stop shaving completely

no femboys in greece 
oh come on
I don't like hairy guys
I'm gonna move to greece, just for you, and slowly expand the number of femboys
I'm gonna start a school
i will join you
or club or something
I also dont like hair…..like honestly it just kinda bothers me.
same
The first time i shaved wanna know why?
I like my twinks and daddies both to be clean and smooth
shoot
Cuz when i was doing lower back exercises on the floor my croch hair would hook onto the fabric of my pants and rip itself off
man Aldo is watching you know that right?
he's asking to himself "What the fuck is going on here"
Good
He cant punish us
I like you dipped in boiling milk
your balls have been covered in bread crumbs before you lies a KFC deepfryer
Oh
punish huh?
Shut up
that's rough
I almost always liked shaving I think, not that a lot of hair grows on my face anyway, but once it did start growing I noticed my face generally got irritated from it
same goes for the rest of my body, it just works out better for me to shave and wax
are we talking real sexual preferences rn?
punish me then 
you only realized now?
No, rehabilitation over punishment
I gotta go lads, enjoy gaying it up
Execution mandatory
We will
Where else you perv?
but also say no homo
nah
it gets itchy af
When in poland i didnt have the chance to shave so that shit itched a lot
My legs etc dont generally itch when it grows back
no razors in poland
“That” area tho
I don't shave anything else than my d
yet
you shave your legs?
No its just that i was in an apartment with 5 other people that is actually pretty small so i didnt have the privacy to do it
not with a razor
I keep a little
Generally lower body, i am not doing arms and top cuz its too much bloody effort
straight razor shavers 
Get a better razor so you don't cut yourself 
tbf i shave everything expect my arm hair, its too light to even notice
I'd make that effort for someone
Like dont get me wrong, i can reach around my back just fine
But im not gonna do it with a razor
Shaving?
🏳️🌈❔
Someone, except i aint got one
you sir are worse than kriegs by a mile
I just realized this
same 
We will gayfi you too
you are trying to gaslight us into thinking Kriegs is the horny one
Only now?
whatever as long as im the unhorny one
took ya a while
I nominate bruno as the server hornball
as long as the DnD game doesnt devolve
second it
blame yourself for my horniness
actually nvm blame cori
Νο
I think that "honour" goes unanimously to maja
maja is the server pervert
his look in the camera made me snort and now all my weed is all over the place
you owe me now
give me weed i steal more for you
😭
give it to me
ill buy you a few drinks at the bar if we ever meet
😳 the mini bar ?
a lot of drinks
😳
and then
where nano bar
btw how much is one beer at an avg bar there
germany ?
on god I don't check them for like a week and they casually post porn in the group chat now
the homies always do that
our class gc just spams nwords
better than fucking porn
I guess
me and my friends (for the sake of the joke assume i have em) always jack off to porn the moment we meet
based
samurai, you were acting more sus 5 mins ago then i am rn
around like 4-5 € a beer
ah alright bet
0,5 L
me waking up for school tomorrow, knowing that I will learn absolutely nothing because of the shitty teachers
might be less outside of the city
ye so cheaper but not piss cheap
yeah definitely cheaper than finland
if you want piss cheap beer than it might actually be piss
whatever gets me drunk
you can get 0,5 L cans for like 0,40 € or 0,50 € in the supermarket 
if i drink alcohol for the taste ill drink mixed drinks or just long drink (a mixed drink)
😭
i wouldnt last a day in germany
too real 
anyways
bye guys, Imma go study something just in case some teacher decides to be an asshole and do an unannounced exam
goddamnit my hands are so fucking cold
how cold is it there
its not cold, 10°C
Finland type beat
bout to go up to +2 and im gonna kill myself bcs all the snow melts and freezes again 3 days later
like holy shit
you are in a perpetual state of chaos
i cannot cope
seethe, then
seethe so hard the snow melts
It hasn't snowed here once this year
but i want for the lakes to properly freeze :(
for ice skating ?
want to go out ice fishing since friend bought some sickass equipment for winter hiking and ice fishing
how is ice fishing better than regular fishing
I would love to visit Finland someday, the coastline must be beautiful
its on ice
its chill asf
shouldn't it be cold af
AYI AYI YAAAA I'M A LITTLE BUTTERFLY
ba dum tss
i mean not really if you go out when its like -2c and the sun is shining
but my friend bought a kota tent with a heater that well use when the weather is worse
-2c is cold as fuck for the rest of the world 
i cannot even see -2c at winter
bodyheat is a thing
oh you live NA?
ye and?
just sayin just ayin
and it got fucking cold there
well clearly not California
no






