#πͺbruh-fart
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dang it
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Trying to rob you
you have a cooldown either way
im duty but i have the skillset of a bandit too
I didn't know about that, now I know
go ahead and try
bot people are really gae
Also @orchid robin I literally stole your money using my cellphone, you can't get more lower than this
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daily gives u 500
Wow so much money
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Lol
xqcL
P!give @orchid robin all
sez u
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Inb4 but you
I DON'T CARE
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Smh lmao
!lockdown
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smh my head
Lol
Why is everyone giving money
hey hold on something's not right
?
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β Locked down πͺbrainfart
E
isn't the channel locked down
power abuse
Again why are people giving me money
E
!1984
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I did nothing
by the grace of allah we prevent the lockdown
!oggialle
Guess we just uh
Rip
Simp
Rio
rio
Rio
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Worst mistake of your life please turn back now
Bro
falco lacking yet again
Threat
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-.-
next lockdown ?
-.-

I'm
u bored maja ? 
I'm
food supply for weeks
waiting for the game to load
Bored
could you eat those ?
Bored
or a couple of days
play ror2 with me
I love pancakes
The pc has 2gb ram
And the xbox broke way long ago
you monster
wtf where did you find a pc with 2 gb ram ?
in the 90s ?
My father 
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Share specsβ¦..you could just buy another ram stick if your build benefits from it
How >->
Order one
dumb
No money
I can't test right now but I can't type after I lock the channel... 1984 is over...
open case -> look what kind of ram you have -> order a corresponding one
aho
Do i look like my parents just give me 60 bucks for that?
Shush maja
I doubt 2gb of ddr3 cost 60 bucks
1 ddr4 8gb ram here costs only 20β¬
then install the sticks on pc pepelaugh
,_, fucking
AND I LIVE IN GREECE, FOR YOU ITS DEF CHEAPER
Nope
8gb costs more here
2gb ddr3 cost like 10 β¬
How the fuck can it be the opposite
she probably thinks of cost of living
no
My mother won't give me that much >:(
You didnt get any money for christmas
look at usa, its.. doing well- first world country, everything is expensive there
if greece is doing like shit, how is stuff more expensive there than usa
Yes and no
electronics are dirt cheap in the US
Cuz the usa as a country is rich but when it comes to individual net worth it really falls
you are too good of a person 
Okay ig thats fair
π
Ig theres only one solution left
I mean they gave me a present too so i was like "why not"
download ram ?
Start a militia and raid the ram factory
With protogens or protobombs?
Regular bombs will do
That will fry all the ram sticks you dummy
sad
here
it's loading already for 20 mintues 
hmm fried ram sticks
what are you playing ?
dos
Your mother
tres
with mods I guess ?
jesus i just joined and hes already drunk
no, why would i
because playing with mods adds to the loading time
significantly
you wantet dxdiag
nah that was tophatt
yes honey
laugh track
this
i know -_-
Just download more, duh
how.
Crystal listen carefully cuz i feel like you would actually fall for this
You cant download more ram, its a scam
To get more ram you need to physically insert the stick
i know that that's a damn scam dude
you can only BUY ram
downloading it is just bullshit
to uh
get your money and destroy your pc
@grizzled meadow emergency in Lobby (EN)
time to FINALLY resume my Horde grinding
Whete what
GMod
if it won't crash 
huh
Very well
okay the stream is up
Wonder what'll spawn
the antichrist
any kind of glow really makes the game lag
now the fun part begins
gotta be really painful for your hands
I believe that's called an M2 Browning.
That's why exoskeletons exist
Oh huh
You can use it unmounted. I wouldn't recommend it with a human skeleton though.
this thing SHREDS bosses
I agree 
A regular minigun already has to be fuckin mounted soooo, your hands wont be really holding it still
Not to mention you cant really handwield a minigun cuz of 2 reasons
What about a chode minigun?
1 is the amount of ammunition and a belt feed that would probably make your collapse from all the weight
2 is that it needs electricity for the barrels to turn so thats even more weight and complications
become a mobile weapons platform by turning yourself into a 2.5 meter long cyborg
So you will be barely mobile, every step you take could be your last due to overload and you probs wont be able to turn more than 30 degrees
Also if the wiring or belt feed gets caught on anything you will no longer be able to shoot
The most realistic approach would be
The tactic the germans used for the first flamethrower in ww1
You would have a 3 man team
One carrying ammo
The second the batteries
All connected to the minigun
And the third one carrying the minigun itself
But even then its not gonna happen
Cuz all that ammunition and battery to make it work are still too much to carry even for a 3 man team
That cyborg bod is the future.
Too bad it'll take like 20 years for the tech to get out to civilian use.
Hell soldiers have trouble already carrying enough ammo for guns like the m240, let alone a fuckin minigun
this is probably incredibly boring to watch
batteries got better over last years, not to mention that certain rotating barrel systems do not even use electricity. In any case, minigun is useless trash in novadays ground combat anyway
20 years sounds like enough time to develop power armor or something. Or learn to use cover lol
Yeah some dontβ¦β¦but a fuckin minigun needs that kind of power to rotate
why won't you be smart and simply
Yeah, some people are even repurposing the rotating barrel to build a minidildo. Like 6 dildos mounted on a minigun that piston out one at a time while spinning.
Miniguns were never about actually killing enemy soldiers, it was always a form of suppressive fire till squads got into position or to prevent the enemy from repositioning
I'm totally getting a dragon on that.
from helicopters and planes on ground targets, and only up until they brought their own high caliber
r/dragonsfuckingcars
with current AA systems, a heli with minigun will work for about 10 seconds. best case
Where can I find this magical place that has dragons?
Bruv
Reddit.
Today is kinda boring
Dunno, some furry porn site maybe

Jesus
The night comes brainfart becomes degenerate
I agree
We are not close to that tech yet
speaking of that
I know someone with a bionic arm
its wild how far that tech already has come
fuckin bri'ish
ROCKET JUMP

compress ur videos
why
25 mb for 30 secs
why

Oh shit, for free?
im getting food now, you better made up when im back
D:
okay I'm back
dad joke deluxe
No i'm Cori
ded
Most of us are down for doing and getting done by cori
At my bf's still
Sheet
doomguy gibbing sprite
why would you do that ?
Get a phone with a Gorilla brand screen
How could you
That shit can tank a nuclear payload.
it had a gorilla brand screen
The LCD liquid got out
How?
and is now slowly engulufing the inside of the screen
It took a minor fall
huh did you put the phone in a hydraulic press ?
Lmao
I dropped my phone like 100 times and the screen bent enough that I can see the light below it. A bit of hair got into the screen. It still works fine.
looks kinda cool tho
I guess thats true
meh I can't find that gif
It got progressively worse
still functional 
oh you have it saved
So you won't be able to tell if you're calling daddy or Daddy?
damn doomguy can throw it back
it's the best reaction gif
FUCK the game crashed again
lesson learned
If I start a stream
I'll have to live with it until I'm done playing the game
or meet my demise
yeah so tldw; Horde is a Killing Floor-esque zombie survival gamemode for GMod, it has 10 different n' unique (except Survivor, he's not unique at all) classes and lots of guns that can be customized to suit your playstyle
why am I typing this? hell if I knew
but the gamemode is really fun
and rather shrimple
its 17:30
I have heavy sleep problems so idc
Just dont sleep
you should stop drinking
alcohol is cringe
Ngl I thought you were crystal this entire time
Guess i am cringe
i remember when i was in egypt and saw the nile
that shit is fucking vile tbh
it's so full of trash the crocodiles that live in it fucking choke to death on it regularly
humanity wins over nature once again
The worst for the worst
my point is
they don't???
i tell every person that offers me alcohol "no"
and you know what?
they usually don't push it
Thatβs sad, did you go there for travel to see the Nile?
Dude
no
We die anyway
I can atleast try to live with the pain
we went to egypt because ??? and i got a hot air balloon ride and a scuba dive out of it
i was like
10
people with manners?
and i would cave their heads in with a door if they pushed it
I would too
Tbh i would only ask twice
That's it
dude died of a fever because 'modern medicine' wasn't all that modern back then 
also "your woman disagrees with you" like that's a bad thing 
Tbh uh
bro got milked π
Life seems so, uh
kingdom cum
A bit....empty, doesn't it?
i feel like if i told andrew tate he had a wierd head shape he would sob himself to sleep thinking about it
yes
Even with everything we do
it varies greatly how manic i am about accepting how absurd it all is
With every action no matter how much money we will have
HENRY'S CUM TO SEE US
It is all no use
I love living
I think i only tolerate it
But for how long is the question
indomitable human spirit type beat
You know, when your body goes off from like
From surviving to living
Your life kinda changes
Cool
We all die, someday
i don't take pre because i don't need no god damn retard selling me fucking coffee at a 500% upmark
yes so why not make the time we have count ?
the only thing that keeps my lifts going is anger and penis enlargement pills
....good point, how though?
i thought preworkout is mostly proteins?
that is the question every individual has to answer for themselves
,_,
you can also take stims
caffeine
not being a porn-addicted victim of brain rot is a good start
I hate this then
h-hi >~<
no it's just caffeine
and look who's here 
I don't really look at porn much
I'd rather strive for a job but
fun fact: the girl in Moving Up really means it when she tells you to stay away
I wanna see the world
dumbest run ender in my life

see thats one goal π€·ββοΈ now work to achieve it
gabagool
At first need a house
bad bitches?
send me your credit card information
i think house is the last thing anyone would need if the point is ,, i wanna se the world/travel''
whatever at this point
Hmph
you could backpack
How much in one backpack though?
a house
but there is a level of uncertainty involved most people don't want
;^;
Ehat is it
a friend of mine travelled for 5 years from India to Russia, no plan no money
based
well a bit of money but not a lot he was 20 at the time
How was he gonna survive?
he is very extroverted he got to know people
held a job for a few months here and there
after i get tired of living here i'll probably just buy some travel gear and start walking south
see how far i get
learn deez nuts
too hard
I swear i will crush your balls
nice
But it won't ve as pleasant as you might imagine
ΠΏΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡ ΠΌΠ½Π΅, Π±ΡΡΡΡΠΎ ΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ
ΡΡΠΎ Π±ΠΎΠ»Ρ
ΠΠ΅Ρ.
Im sure you will figure things out 
is there any way to tie my mouth so it wont open, like it opens automatically
p!translate en ΠΏΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡ ΠΌΠ½Π΅, Π±ΡΡΡΡΠΎ ΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ
ΠΏΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡ ΠΌΠ½Π΅, Π±ΡΡΡΡΠΎ ΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΎΡΠ΅ΡΡ
trust me, you'll get bored quickly
duct tape
sew your lips in
jawsercise
pet...?
or whatever it's called
dont open it
ΠΠ°
i just make sure i am overly tense all the time so my mouth doesn't hang open
ΠΠ°Ρ Π³Π°Ρ
Π³Π°Ρ RAT 
rats rats we are the rats
h
ΠΠΠΠΠ
@abstract path are u typing english but with cyrillic?
Stfu
ew women
you are copy pasting this shit really slow

nvm its gone


literally 1984
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fr fr
can't even post links to free nude sites
this is truly a dystopia
guys pickles or cheese
cheese ofc
just type in boobs in google lol
fuck are you on about
owo me
pickles
you are permanently blinded ?
the look in his eyes
classic
you want me to permanently blind you @pastel quartz ?
furry word spotted
Are you that hideous
yeah
@ruby minnow 
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!1984
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figure out what you want
I literally do but can't do shit
Which is depressing annoyong and whatever there is
lack of enthusiasm?
man there is truely something weird going on in my house
Then wait for when you get older and have the capability to do it
first i heard a door open
haunted ?
I'm ready to do anything rn fr
now lights went out for a second
Yeah thanks time to wait more
Think, what do you want to do that you can do now
my horny ass couldn't be a ghost hunter
I could try and hunt ghosts
If that works
Lets take more realistic goals
how about setting an hourly schedule of what you need to do at particular hours?
I meani know heck of a ton about abnormal and spiritual shit
why not? Im sure the ghosts didnt get any for a while
Drinking working out eating
Sleeping
My biggest life goal is shoot a gun
i already shot my monitor
@abstract path what about learning?
I already did
does kitchen gun count?

Learn what? It just is too easy
time to enlist 
anything
You could learn about evolution, i find it fascinating personally
Give me something that i don't know
man Americans are complaining like "Muh gUn rIGhtS" bro i own those guns illegaly stfu
too easy? 
Definitely mot about human evolution.
explain why there are still monkeys if we evolved from them??? 
Humans arent the only species that exists
go learn programming
they pressed B repeatedly
I'd like to learn where the new alien-like animals came from
labs
luckily I'll have to soon
i didnt understand that reference
Now tell me more bitch 
What new alien like animals
pokΓ©mon
good morning
me
hi
howdy
when a pokΓ©mon starts evolving, if you spam B they won't
You haven't heard?
Apesβ¦.not monkeys
Nor seen?
Nope
π€
Bro
These ones just got here
@abstract path become a marine scientist
Literally
Mfs are terrifying
okay I'm going back to suffering HLM hard mode
You haven't seen a wendigo
No animals βjust got hereβ from other planets
Gl!
Oml shes talking about wendigos
thanks
Yes they did
You know that we are driving other animals extinct right?
Wendigos are a native american myth
look at what im playing !
Of course
Solid arthritis?
Why is MGS5 so grey
You know, some myths might be true
this is mgs4
Very very very few
Yes
if a myth is true, it's not a myth
The only i can think of that turned out being true were gorillas 
The be true
But some still call it that
@abstract path time to work and find out
Because they haven't seen shit and are just delusional
Just like if alternative medicine works, its called medicine and not alternative anymore
ive seen a wendigo
this chat
That i agree on
Fucked up on drugs walking around in the woods
fr fr
the wendussy?
average fallout new vegas fans fr fr
in the woods behind my house
where is your house
"But do you have proof"?
in the woods
i will jump into that forest while blasting careless whispers to get that wendussy
the wendussy is crusty
wheres the penis
trust
you need to pay for it

off camera

Tbh i believe shit without material proof

Youβ¦..you really shouldnt
youre in a coma
wake up
wake up
wake up
For example a scientist once found out that there is an element that can't sustain in earth atmosphere

alright Dutyer
literal unobtainium
i have a friendly activity that we can do together
Yes
With different materials
you bring the condoms
i bring the boombox
then we go into the forest
hunting a wendigo
Fermelez-laz
Literally how did we get water
@ruby minnow you'd end up having sex with @orchid robin
And gold
no
Tell me right now
They were introduced to our planet via asteroids etc
Although idk about gold
@abstract path did u go to school?
EXACTLY
gold too
@orchid robin so what do you say are we hunting a wendigo?
So does it proove that there exist other elements on other planets? Most likely.
I know that some metals are not native to earth and were imbedded here from asteroid collisions into the earths crust
Yeah legit nobody doubts that
it doesnt prove it but its a theory
this is woman
literally everything was "embedded" when the core accumulated mass


Go be an astronaut
alright
I can sacrifice my dick as the bait since i wont use it anyways
but make sure to bring a gun too
ok
Well im 18 and live in greeceβ¦..gimme 1 day
technically nothing is native to earth
impotence is real
Except earth
Magma
Obsidian etc
well i live in Turkey
And sand
Waitβ¦β¦how the fuck do we get to north america with guns then
@abstract path watch kurzgesagt on youtube
Yes
Hmmm
you think that wendigos only live in NA and Ohio?
no no
The name of the channel i cant pronounce is awesome
they live everywhere
Is there shit about like, where our minerals came from?
it translates to "in short"
iirc yes and many other things. i think youll like it
alright chat
In short fans when out long fans walk in
i have an important announcement
sigh
no
new vid?
we know youre gey
They gave me a reason to fear lakes and rivers 
me and Dutyer will go hunting for the wendussy if we don't return in 2 days then consider us dead and don't go searching for us in the woods
That woukd be?
Brain eating amoebas
I learned all of this in Uni and forgot everything 
they live in lakes
in ur tap water
0-0
and they can also get into your brain through your pp hole
No more tap water.
Everywhere where the water isnt either distilled or salt water
How do we kill them off?
you don't
nukes
that is the scary part
We cant
damn its so easy to manipulate @abstract path
Lemme summarise it
I saw their video on rabies
So we are doomed to drink bacteria that destroys our brain then?
fuck that
@abstract path they are in lakes,rivers, waterparks, puddles, everywhere except distilled water and salt water
Its hard for them to bypass your defenses
Can we drink distilled water?
no
no
Its like less than 100 people that die from it a year
you can but its not healthy
But when it does manage to bypass your defenses, it will kill you
Basically
But when its 100/ 7Billion per year id say your chances of survival are good
until you win the lottery
Old man with very weak immune system
mostly dirt poor people
Would die from it?
Nah nah even they are safe unless they get unlucky
Generally you are safe from it unless you have particularly bad luck
What even makes them die that fast?
They eat your fuckin neurons
nom nom
No the bacteria
What stops them from reaching our brain
your immunity system
Immune system
Hell
okay yeah I give up
@abstract path
https://youtu.be/7OPg-ksxZ4Y
just watch it, also its the channel i and @orchid robin recommended
https://shop-us.kurzgesagt.org/
If you too want to overcome your existential dread, make your life beautiful and support Kurzgesagt, you can get sciency products made with love in our shop. Thanks so much to everyone who's supporting us.
Sources & further reading:
https://sites.google.com/view/sources-brain-eater/
The Brain Eating Amoeba
A war...
Even a very weak old man one is usually enough to stop them
So that means
We would need to DIE for them to even be able to make it
what about Immunodeficient people ? Do they just not drink water or is purifying enough ?
post link
You literally have to roll the dice and see if you are unlucky today
As i already said, all it takes is for you to get unlucky and they somehow get past your immune system
Drinking enough water will kill you too

the hell you guys talkin' about?
He "drowned"
brain rot
Brain eating amoeba in non filtered water
ah, I see
how unlucky you can be
You know, the water you jump into when you go down the lake
Is that why we drank alcohol in the dark ages?
WHAT
What
WHAT DID YOU DO
AINT THAT A KICK IN THE HEAD
Not cuz of amoeba, it was safer cuz their water was dirty
Ohhhh
yes, daddy
Time to dirt my water
Okay so crystal just listen, you are more likely to get hit by a car falling from a cargo plane during a full moon than you are to die from that amoeba
Still drinking alcohol thohgh
Just one of the dangers of life we deal with

thats how the horned rat does it, it has the jingle jangle keys
There is even a chance one of the numerous brainfart ships somehow ends up being a thing
I placed my bets
Oh i know
The fed with uh
what
How was he called again
I'm still alive
Juno and who?
soooooo
Falco
how original
why am i being pinged with a random american actress
Crystal and falco? Someone is going to jail
become her
Dude
I don't like falco like that
Yes?
Like fr
oh fuck wrong account
LMAO
wait what
Go back to your fermented mole in a jar
huh ?
He knows
Who if yall ever tasted gin tonic?
this reminds me of the time i dreamt about being a glass of whiskey
Me
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Cold or warm
Ive drank both
how was that ?
Oh i drank pure vodka
who tagged me I will stomp their balls
Flex
pretty chill
Me
got drank a little
Can you step on my balls now
no
Good
sounds like a good time
problem?
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So do you want them crushed or not. Cuz the mob guys are gonna have to get paid even if i call them off
Let me get right on that.
Goths have some weird taste
Bro i only said that as a joke 
spin about it
am I seeing springs inside those shoes lmao
Well prepare to have em crushed anyways since you called it off too late
You are
mf got suspensions
Wtf??
What
yes
Why are there springs in the shoes
Cushion?
so you can dunk#
for double jumping



