🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

shut up ivan

[orchid robin]

New year, new tax fraud tactics

[fading shuttle]

Johnny desires potat

[stone blade]

Never

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna avoid taxes by blowing up every tax office in the country

[fading shuttle]

The laws of mere men can't stop him

[heady crow]

❤️

[stone blade]

💗

[digital quartz]

nothing says horny like working retail behind a counter

[ruby minnow]

New year, new restraining order

[orchid robin]

New year, new charges

[solar obsidian]

???

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

God retail workers must be so depressed

[digital quartz]

you wouldn't get it

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/you-wo-joker-joaqu-gif-23924191

You wouldn’t get it

[midnight tree]

you wouldn't get it

[solar obsidian]

😔

[plucky void]

good luck maja

[hidden path]

no I meant I had a plan for my studies next uni year that fell apart. Now I have to find a plan B, wasn't about 2023

[solar obsidian]

then find it. life will be unexpected

[digital quartz]

plan B: rob a bank

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1059912368286617660/5540a1a494795ab21ecdec4a50765c22458bf301900f045682cc437161dc31b8_1.jpg2.jpg?width=668&height=663

[digital quartz]

I think I could do that

[midnight tree]

liar

[solar obsidian]

nah

[digital quartz]

or does the phrasing imply that if I never lit my penis on fire before I'd have to do that first so I can never do it again

[hidden path]

yeah I'm gonna look for other stuff to do

[solar obsidian]

its impossible to never do it again even if u did it prior

[digital quartz]

huh

[midnight tree]

i would keep my penis perpetually on fire

as i have lit the fire before going into the house i only need to keep the fire burning

[solar obsidian]

i gotta get prepared to fuck the devil in hell when i die

[hoary elk]

I wish piss was flammable

[digital quartz]

i dont know how to break this to you ... but I think its the other way around

[digital quartz]

it would be kinda funny ngl

[solar obsidian]

try drinking kerosine

btw in postal 2 theres a cheat to make ur piss piss napalm

that's the closest we are going to get

[hoary elk]

great game

[solar obsidian]

yes

[hoary elk]

Now, would you sign my petition?

[plucky void]

these random chat notifications from Anomaly are hilarious

[solar obsidian]

no

[hoary elk]

Sign the petition damn it

[solar obsidian]

nope

[orchid robin]

Anywayd

Anyways

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[orchid robin]

In 3-7 business days i will get the ram sticks and the gamma playthrough shall continue

Its been suspended for almost a month now

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna be ramming a "stick" in you for a month

shitass

[solar obsidian]

how much ram u got now?

[orchid robin]

Thats how thin it is?

[hoary elk]

Why didn't you just download more ram?

[orchid robin]

8 but its dying, like its at 90-95% when i play gamma and 85-90% when using fuckin google

[hoary elk]

you're so silly

[hasty dove]

https://media.tenor.com/lDvMPt5WtFIAAAAd/louisoix-final-fantasy14.gif

[orchid robin]

I did but now i get naked women ads on my screen

[hoary elk]

very nice!!

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/922011441215729684/1058240692196999199/ezgif-4-348f02bf07.gif

[orchid robin]

SS?

[heady crow]

kekw gto

[midnight tree]

what

[heady crow]

what

[digital quartz]

are you asking where this is from ?

[midnight tree]

i don't know

i don't watch anime

[digital quartz]

its Great Teacher Onizuka

[midnight tree]

that shit is cringe

[heady crow]

nah

gto isnt cringe

[midnight tree]

shut the up

idot

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/exo-exo-kyungsoo-kyungsoo-leaning-in-what-gif-20030718

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna piss in your ass

[heady crow]

piss kink

[broken topaz]

You called?

[midnight tree]

yeah

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/todd-howard-howard-nodding-gif-13246550

[solar obsidian]

yeah i guess u need more

[midnight tree]

can you come pick me up i'm feeling sick

my tummy hurts

[broken topaz]

Drink piss

That'll help

[midnight tree]

come over then

[midnight tree]

i have none left

[solar obsidian]

survival

[digital quartz]

what am I witnessing rn

[solar obsidian]

a bear grylls episode

[fading shuttle]

i am sad alice is not here for me to ping her with this

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/boobs-bonk-anime-cute-gif-23327772

[midnight tree]

@broken topaz gimme a refill, bro

[broken topaz]

Can't bro

I'm dehydrated

[digital quartz]

I thought you were the expert ?

[broken topaz]

@heady crow give us a refill

[midnight tree]

tfw no hydrated gf

[digital quartz]

hook her up to an IV

[midnight tree]

time to go to the hospital to find a gf

[broken topaz]

Dating in the psych ward

Fr fr

[midnight tree]

be honest with your therapist so we can start dating, bro

[broken topaz]

I don't even have a therapist

I'm unregulated

[heady crow]

i need to piss

you are thirsty

i think we can sort something out

[broken topaz]

We can

[digital quartz]

you just qualified for the therapist role

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/kronk-its-all-coming-together-gif-15058130

[crimson pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/609995102932172831/1059288436705599609/5c639b4242b4f.jpeg

[midnight tree]

yea

[orchid robin]

Its not a case of needing more, its a case of replacing the old piece of shit one

[plucky void]

yeah I got it

[solar obsidian]

congratulations

[midnight tree]

same

[midnight tree]

i wish

[pastel quartz]

these hands wtf disgusting

[midnight tree]

oh really?

post yours then

[pastel quartz]

i dont have hand pics

[midnight tree]

take one

[heady crow]

take one

[digital quartz]

take two

[hoary elk]

My hands are freaky

[digital quartz]

I got long ass fingers so mine too

[midnight tree]

@pastel quartztake a hand picture bro

[hidden path]

cat is back under my legs

[pastel quartz]

do you think i'll actually go to my bed, charge my phone and take a hand pic

[hidden path]

[midnight tree]

yeah

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603602280683405364/911491283875401758/Smoking.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/500927522398142484/1058747925045456987/gif2.gif

[digital quartz]

thats a mean cat

[midnight tree]

cool cat

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/778442718551867402/927928715256688680/crazy_cat_bubble.gif

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1059892131868721182/video2.mp4

[woeful lance]

same my hands are super fuckin veiny

[ocean pulsar]

my hands possess fingers

[woeful lance]

you might want to get that checked out that doesnt sound healthy

[digital quartz]

how many ?

[midnight tree]

i have very strong hands

[ocean pulsar]

a good few

[hidden path]

I have hands that are good at petting

all cats agree

[midnight tree]

i could squeeze the theft out of a romanian with these pincers

[digital quartz]

do we have any romanians as test subjects ?

[ocean pulsar]

I'm not a pure specimen

[midnight tree]

this will not do

[digital quartz]

maybe as a second test group ?

or do you need them pure ?

[midnight tree]

i need specimens who have never earned an honest living in their life

[ocean pulsar]

Ah then I can't help I'm afraid

[orchid robin]

@narrow lotus

[heady crow]

[digital quartz]

[midnight tree]

this man is clearly too far gone

[digital quartz]

he belongs to the streets now

[heady crow]

time to hit my daily hours now 💪

[plucky void]

but Streets of Tarkov isn't out yet

[hasty dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730725141524512839/1059908532083900526/Fox_Tactical_refluff.mp4

[heady crow]

i will strangle you

[ocean pulsar]

I can't tell if it's a joke

[midnight tree]

chronological abuse?

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-violence-violencia-kindness-kitty-gif-20466936

[digital quartz]

I thought parts of Streets is already out

[ocean pulsar]

streets do be out

[digital quartz]

phew so my joke made sense

[heady crow]

well for some

i cant run it

[solar obsidian]

damn why is Iedy named "iedy" and not "Ledy"? he's clearly taking too many L's

[ocean pulsar]

booyah

[midnight tree]

gooning rn

[hoary elk]

gotem

[digital quartz]

does anyone know what this genre of music is called? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktg6XUZea04

[ocean pulsar]

Pretty sure it's vaporwave

reminds me of macroblank

[digital quartz]

ah I already had some Macroblank / Verdant Halcyon in my playlist

ok thanks

[ocean pulsar]

yea

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/rei-dancing-gif-26519816

[ocean pulsar]

some barbershop downtempo vaporwave

the devil is a part timer season 2 was

very

an anime

out of all the anime

it's one of em

[digital quartz]

you watched an episode of baccano yet ?

[midnight tree]

imagine watching anime

[ocean pulsar]

watched like half

[midnight tree]

nerds

[ocean pulsar]

an episode

and I got bored pretty bad

[digital quartz]

didnt like it ?

[ocean pulsar]

I might go back to it one day

[pastel quartz]

~<

[midnight tree]

o no

[ocean pulsar]

not sure why, just didn't enjoy it very much

[digital quartz]

Not so useless anymore huh ?

[ocean pulsar]

and I forced myself to finish the boring ones I started already so didn't want to add another one that I might not like

[pastel quartz]

u werent useless

tbh ur most tanky and u deal most dmg

[digital quartz]

as I should

[orchid robin]

A menace to public parks i see

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/609073992833433620/980940829847846992/Image.gif

[orchid robin]

Jesus Christ thats jason bourne

[pastel quartz]

u pretty much could kill the giant in one turn if you'd have a full mag

[digital quartz]

now that we are bonded dont let me die

[midnight tree]

i look pretty decent in a mirror

would probably cringe if i saw a picture of myself tho

[pastel quartz]

how do i ptu them in training center so that they can have a private time together

[digital quartz]

I think you need a training center

[midnight tree]

hmmmmm

training in a training center?

[digital quartz]

I know its very unintuitive

[midnight tree]

doesn't seem likely

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-discord-not-squid-game-gif-23443455

[midnight tree]

yea

real

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/hylics-die-dynamite-wayne-dedusmuln-gif-18039361

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/602077288296742913/954515677438435378/r6gctbc2tqn81.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-cat-grab-pet-petting-gif-23800535

[heady crow]

jinx :3

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-the-cat-jinx-jinx-cat-cat-computer-gif-25786466

the spoingles

[digital quartz]

can you zoom in a little more ?

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/957727951053533285/C99AA7B4-1679-4329-A4AA-C2614930E0C8_1.gif

[orchid robin]

Star spoingled banner

[digital quartz]

thats what the real patriots swear their oaths to

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-armstrong-metal-gear-rising-mgr-speech-bubble-gif-25397532

[ocean pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

is steins gate that good

[solar obsidian]

pepe bean

[ocean pulsar]

anyone ever seen it

[digital quartz]

steins gate is pretty good

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/makise-kurise-steins-gate-anime-like-gif-22035300

[digital quartz]

and checks a lot of boxes

[midnight tree]

no

it sucks don't watch it

i haven't watched it because anime is for chumps

[ocean pulsar]

yes I heard you the first 12 times

[midnight tree]

yeah and you'll hear it again

[ocean pulsar]

why don't you hear yourself stepping in the shower

[midnight tree]

i do hear myself stepping in the shower

[digital quartz]

maybe he has quiet feet ?

[ocean pulsar]

I guess I can give it a go

might as well

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-arcueid-tsukihime-melty-blood-arcueid-brunestud-gif-23068797

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hide-sofa-gif-5892045

me when i find yo ass

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/957727951053533285/C99AA7B4-1679-4329-A4AA-C2614930E0C8_1.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/danny-devito-out-of-the-couch-frank-always-sunny-gif-11832595

[heady crow]

wtf ocean mike

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752759803239071754/953123514175610920/image0-1.gif

[midnight tree]

more like lake mike

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPUapg2bNlw

[midnight tree]

why don't you get some fishes

[ocean pulsar]

I should learn how to fish one day

looks pretty fun

[digital quartz]

teach a man how to fish

and they start fishing or something

[ocean pulsar]

probably

put cucumber in fridge everything ok put cucumber in baby everybody mad

[midnight tree]

teach a man how to fish and he will start wearing thigh highs and skirts

[urban ocean]

Bethesda was inspired by this

[digital quartz]

bruh what is that link

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1059934690452189284/unknown-96.png

[warm fossil]

good heavens! what a sharply dressed gentleman!

[broken topaz]

It is tho

[midnight tree]

i will never break

i will stand strong even in the face of the dommiest of mommies

[warped elm]

it is

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/949231157638201354/1028733002567655424/caption-5.gif

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-gif-26137308

[midnight tree]

gonna buy a maid outfit once i move out

some of you may get to see it

[warped elm]

i reccomend the outfits from bad dragon

[digital quartz]

why wait ?

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/907804235540885518/1059936030637174844/FB_IMG_1672778805712.jpg

[warped elm]

they really do make good products

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna get the cheapest shit i can find

aliexpress maid outfit type beat

[hidden path]

me

[midnight tree]

no you do not

[digital quartz]

just go less cloth instead of compromising the quality

[warped elm]

exactly

take off your clothes

[broken topaz]

Buy your medium sized bad dragon

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna be the buffest maid on the planet

[charred vine]

[warped elm]

take your chance while youre at it

[broken topaz]

Already did :3

[warped elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/598382262098329620/1017759642601918474/attachment-14.gif

[broken topaz]

fr fr

[edgy abyss]

[warped elm]

but fr they got rly good knee socks

[charred vine]

why are yall talking about bad dragons ?????

[warped elm]

atleast the design

[midnight tree]

shut the fuck up

where are the good dragons

[broken topaz]

Because we're based

[warped elm]

the industrial revolution and its consequences have been dire for the human race

[charred vine]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-threatening-threat-gun-desert-eagle-gif-17171542

[edgy abyss]

because they are the best dragons

[charred vine]

no

[solar obsidian]

because they are gey

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

of course the scaly would like dragons

[midnight tree]

literally me

[warped elm]

better to take a D than having no bitches

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/955210954361171968/image0-7-1-1.gif

[charred vine]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-disintergrating-meme-emoji-disintegrating-meme-gif-21239978

[narrow briar]

talk about good dragons instead

[warped elm]

no

theyre not based

[solar obsidian]

so you get D because you get no bitches?

[midnight tree]

even mediocre dragons would be satisfactory at this point

[warped elm]

no i get bitches that give D

[midnight tree]

i will D on your B

[warm fossil]

oh hey we're talking about cocks again

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fuck-off-fuck-off-gif-22475295

[broken topaz]

Cockcockcockcockcock

[warm fossil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/847377870958362674/1055040670710112266/freeze.gif

[solar obsidian]

vitamins

[midnight tree]

[charred vine]

cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock

[midnight tree]

hmmmm

i'd say penis

[warped elm]

get one

[hidden path]

I'm talking penises

[digital quartz]

are you more of a cock or a penis guy ?

[charred vine]

nah mate im aint bottom

[warped elm]

gock

[charred vine]

https://tenor.com/view/esqueleto-gif-24452082

[warped elm]

yes you are

[midnight tree]

i can fix that

[charred vine]

ayo

[warped elm]

hes underage

[midnight tree]

i can not fix that

you will remain broken

[charred vine]

true ahah

[midnight tree]

i used that excuse all the time when i first joined discord

[midnight tree]

can't believe i've been on this forsaken app for almost 6 years

[warped elm]

i just simply spammed ,,k-ys" to whoever anyoyed me untill they block me

[warped elm]

no wonder you have a fursuit

[warm fossil]

a what now

[midnight tree]

i don't have a fursuit

i'm not that rich

fucking idiot

[warped elm]

yes you do

[warm fossil]

ever wondered why furries are so suspiciously wealthy?

like a fursuit is not a cheap endeavor

[midnight tree]

globalists

[digital quartz]

true its a furry conspiracy

[warped elm]

antichrists

[digital quartz]

they are controlling the economy to finance their fur suits

[digital quartz]

he a chonker wtf

[warm fossil]

ah, I see

[warped elm]

fat animal*

[digital quartz]

im sorry is chonker not appropriate anymore ?

[midnight tree]

heckin chonker

[midnight tree]

real

[ocean pulsar]

I was gonna scroll up to see what I missed but then I realized it's brainfart and I value my time on this earth

[warm fossil]

look at this

fatass

[midnight tree]

fat fukc

[warm fossil]

my beloved 🧡

[midnight tree]

my dog is a well adjusted individual

[digital quartz]

he bork ?

[midnight tree]

you just misgendered my dog

perish

[digital quartz]

I am terribly sorry

[heavy peak]

@grizzled meadow

[midnight tree]

falco would never ban me

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-in-chat-gif-26382530

[midnight tree]

we've been through so much together

[warped elm]

you sucked him off didnt you

[midnight tree]

the other way around

[warped elm]

no

[midnight tree]

falco is a bottom

[hidden path]

bit fat but not unhealthy

[digital quartz]

winter savings

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/this-cant-be-real-fake-dog-real-dog-staring-gif-25327118

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928036919781261352/1054167460410032218/niggerment4.gif

[hidden path]

It's hard to make them thinner

[digital quartz]

yeah

my dog has a pretty strict diet

[midnight tree]

send your dog to the gym

[orchid robin]

dog gains

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/907804235540885518/1059941599481692301/9808b296159e881922e4ab426dc6c8a1b0be5ccf14cd3c86d3bc11288a719bf0_1.jpg2.jpg?width=698&height=663

[warm fossil]

I ain't gonna lie, that's an awesome fucking evil skull from google images

[brave blaze]

Wich one of there is worse?

[warped elm]

edgelord

[midnight tree]

egglord

[brave blaze]

Idk femboys are degenerate ppl

[warped elm]

femboys you can smash,mods can (sometimes) be reasoned with or alternatively bribed

[digital quartz]

gasp

[hidden path]

Mods leave me be because i'm nice

[severe sequoia]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/481712047743041537/942498253205823518/attach.gif

[brave blaze]

This is discord that will not happem lol

[warped elm]

it will lol

[midnight tree]

you will never smash a discord femboy

[brave blaze]

Plus most of them are like

14 old

[warped elm]

i am one

[warped elm]

thats not a femboy,thats a starced child

[midnight tree]

pics or it didn't happen

[brave blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/text-bubble-gif-25667436

[warped elm]

that nees to be put down

[midnight tree]

literally me

[warped elm]

not for you

[brave blaze]

All of femboys are then man

Or all that i have seen

[warped elm]

it takes a man to be a woman

[hidden path]

I need me both

[hidden path]

nooooooooo

I'm not a discord mod

[ocean pulsar]

chicks love cartel gore

they all scream so enthusiastically when I show them

[midnight tree]

fr

[hidden path]

the only server I own us where I have a single channel where I post cat pictures

nothing else is allowed

[ocean pulsar]

What's the penalty for breaking the rule

[midnight tree]

based

[warped elm]

do u have like silly cat videos? im running out of fresh ones

[brave blaze]

Cartel Jalisco nueva generación

[digital quartz]

death

[warped elm]

getting skinned alive

[digital quartz]

is that who you are riding for ?

[brave blaze]

What

No

[digital quartz]

oh

mildly dissapointing

[hidden path]

not really any under my hand, and new phone so not even silly cat pictures

[brave blaze]

Im on a 3 world country but not poor

So no

[midnight tree]

mf on his 3rd world

i haven't even completed the 1st one

smh i gotta get on the grind

[brave blaze]

Git gud

[brave blaze]

Me

[midnight tree]

remember to hydrate your graphics card

[orchid robin]

what card is that

[midnight tree]

a hydrated one

[digital quartz]

especially those 40 series cards

they really need the water

[orchid robin]

ba-dum tss

[heady crow]

960 im pretty sure

[orchid robin]

oh ok then

[heady crow]

or like 700 series

[midnight tree]

420

[heady crow]

ye 750ti

[digital quartz]

he pogged

[midnight tree]

the 5th mambo

real

[warped elm]

i do

cry about it bitch

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/676957734528221186/1050850305652293782/rsLurnegmJc.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027010947413446696/1027020216993062982/youd.gif?width=738&height=538

[frozen chasm]

mm I better put something that is understood

[warped elm]

fed

[midnight tree]

foid

[orchid robin]

fed who

[warped elm]

him

hes a fed

[orchid robin]

WHO DID YOU FEED MF

[orchid robin]

noooo

[midnight tree]

the femboy feds

[orchid robin]

tomb stole my rightful position

[digital quartz]

as what ?

[warped elm]

a disapointment

[orchid robin]

literally scroll up

[frozen chasm]

:v

[digital quartz]

oh, you can have it 👍

[orchid robin]

thank you

[warped elm]

mods walking into this channel

[plucky void]

not sure about the soap, but GPUs can be washed. You only gotta make sure they're completely dry before plugging them back in

[midnight tree]

just thought of a new word

"thronkle"

it means absolutely nothing but i like the sound of it

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/caveman-fixed-angry-beard-man-smash-gif-17065028

[digital quartz]

thinking throttle ?

[midnight tree]

literally me

[heavy peak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/816382326870114375/no_matter_what_you_say.mp4

[orchid robin]

fugl

[midnight tree]

skog

[grim sluice]

Its the salts/electrolytes that are the killer of electronics; distilled water if you really wanted would be the best bet finished with mineral oik

[heavy peak]

@solar obsidian https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/816381815124131840/nomattertheglass.mp4

[digital quartz]

or you just dont pour dirt into your pc

so you dont need to wash your gpu

[grim sluice]

Clay Cations

THat would be murder on electronics

[gaunt trout]

Wtf facebook

[midnight tree]

clean it with mud

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-mic-cat-mic-microphone-gif-23378358

[midnight tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/346250610020057088/993749377040531497/F48A220E-0AAB-413D-B666-F6519EE951F0.gif

[warped elm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1059942553094455377/gif.gif

[ocean pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853063817461497917/1023728032906747934/good4u.gif

[warped elm]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-cock-order-bbc-muscular-guy-gif-23529914

[midnight tree]

peipe

[digital quartz]

average pepsi drinker

[gaunt trout]

Why zaza mask

[gaunt trout]

Why

[warped elm]

send all cat videos

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1059946441742753822/ssstwitter.com_1672661799675.mp4

[orchid robin]

thank fuck its actual cats this time

probs cuz methic spider aint here rn

[solar obsidian]

just asking for it

[warm fossil]

I'm tired of waiting for an image like this so here's a funny cat

[orchid robin]

oh nooooooo, it would be just horrendous if someone came in posting non cat related content, how horrified i would be

[solar obsidian]

@devout hull

[heady crow]

@slim osprey

[orchid robin]

youre just simping for ghost

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/zoolander-walkoff-ben-stiller-owen-wilson-gif-5216128

[warm fossil]

A CRAB

[warped elm]

edgy

where are th cats

[orchid robin]

ghost simps when they are asked to give a valid reason for why they like ghost (all they can think of is skeleton daddy)

[midnight tree]

what

[solar obsidian]

projecting

[warm fossil]

we all know the OG Ghost is superior

[warped elm]

exaclty

[orchid robin]

you have not seen what i have seen

[warped elm]

og mw2 was way better

[orchid robin]

the edits

[warped elm]

cuz you got to shoot up a airport

[orchid robin]

the redesigns

[solar obsidian]

lol

[orchid robin]

I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH YOUTUBE AND SUDDENLY I SEE SOME RANDOS POST WITH FEMALE GHOST IN A BIKINI

[solar obsidian]

not surprised

[midnight tree]

yeah we've all seen it

[ocean pulsar]

IN THE CAR???

[orchid robin]

AND THEN THE FURRY EDITS WHERE THEY MAKE HIM A FUCKIN WOLF OR SHIT

[orchid robin]

YES

[ocean pulsar]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[warped elm]

based edit

[midnight tree]

eyes front, soldier

[orchid robin]

[midnight tree]

mr bees

[orchid robin]

mr beast when he sees the irs

https://tenor.com/view/forrest-gump-running-me-when-im-late-tom-hanks-gif-5144739

[orchid robin]

strap ons exist

[digital quartz]

"sex from girls" as if it is a transaction you receive

[orchid robin]

you dont know?

[warm fossil]

A wise man once said

what the fuck

[orchid robin]

sex has always been transactional

[warped elm]

good

[orchid robin]

which is why my portfolio is clean

[plucky void]

for some people, it is

[orchid robin]

im gonna burn your fursuit if you make ghost a wolf again

[midnight tree]

prostitution is the world's oldest profession

[orchid robin]

prostitutes be keeping the economy running

[midnight tree]

real

until the CIA gave everyone aids

[solar obsidian]

[orchid robin]

i had a english teacher who genuinely believes that

[orchid robin]

she also smoked during her pregnancy and said her kids turned out fine

[midnight tree]

wouldn't put it past them to be honest

[solar obsidian]

he got fucked by a cia agent with aids?

[orchid robin]

plus she also believes cigarettes dont cause cancer

[warped elm]

aids was developed by the cia for population controll and they made up that it came from monkeys

[solar obsidian]

good for her. trial and error

[digital quartz]

"hah this will show the gays" proceeds to release one of the most dangerous viruses the world has ever seen

[midnight tree]

yea

[warm fossil]

ah, good to know

[midnight tree]

that seems like a very CIA thing to do

[warm fossil]

I'll bring more buckshot

watch me get warned

...probably

[midnight tree]

good thing i'm immune

[warm fossil]

any second now

[orchid robin]

nice try thats not ghost

[midnight tree]

how would you know?

[digital quartz]

true you have never seen under the mask

checkmate

[orchid robin]

cuz i know the mythology around wendigos an shit so i know the general design

[midnight tree]

i wear a mask with a skull for hours at a time

[orchid robin]

facemasks against covid dont count

[orchid robin]

cropped porn, fav meme format

[warm fossil]

so true

[warped elm]

cry about it

[orchid robin]

my hand is not assisting me in crying rn

[midnight tree]

violence solves many things

[warm fossil]

do balaclavas count

[warm fossil]

oh god

[midnight tree]

he will not

[warm fossil]

this is it

we've achieved police brutality

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/1059921924282667038/repost.mp4

[midnight tree]

he has trouble with the Nioh yoki grab attack

[stone blade]

I miss when this was spammed

[midnight tree]

he's too slow for me

[ocean pulsar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/1059921924282667038/repost.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/1059921924282667038/repost.mp4

[stone blade]

AYYYYY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1049660778208301117/image.png

[solar obsidian]

for legal reasons it was a joke, obviously cropped out of context message, posted in brainfart (a joke channel)

[orchid robin]

you honor my client didnt know what the rest of chat was gonna say when he posted the letter N

[solar obsidian]

N

[warm fossil]

ice car, buddy!

[orchid robin]

I

[warm fossil]

so true

[orchid robin]

G

H

T

@amber marsh you play warthunder?

do you need psychological help

[heady crow]

no

[orchid robin]

is someone holding you at gun point

[heady crow]

we need a new battlebit test

[orchid robin]

a what now

[solar obsidian]

its a steam game

[ocean pulsar]

it's like undertale

[midnight tree]

it's like rust

[ocean pulsar]

but combined with stardew valley and rust

[warped elm]

fucking cringe

[midnight tree]

imagine tf2 but it's a story driven rougelike with ERP visual novel elements

[warped elm]

makes me want to kill myself

[ocean pulsar]

and with procedurally generated open worlds

[midnight tree]

with buttplug.io integration

[digital quartz]

some slight horror elements too

[ocean pulsar]

right

[digital quartz]

thin 5 nights at freddys paired with the last of us

[orchid robin]

the last of freddy

5 nights at us

[midnight tree]

the last of freddy's

[orchid robin]

shut

[midnight tree]

ok so battlebit is basically terraria but it's a linear resource management RPG with an undertone of city management and farming simulator elements

[ocean pulsar]

don't forget the non linear story progression

[midnight tree]

of course

[orchid robin]

schrodingers battlebit

[ocean pulsar]

it's a big part of the kickstarter campaign features list

[midnight tree]

of course

[orchid robin]

does it have customizable dicks

[midnight tree]

it's actually created by the users themselves

[solar obsidian]

yes

[orchid robin]

im donating rn

[midnight tree]

no devs were involved in the making of battlebit

[digital quartz]

true but in VR

[orchid robin]

it just somehow came into being

[solar obsidian]

you can see madirex's giant cock swing when u look at his character in battlebit

[orchid robin]

the characters cock right?

[solar obsidian]

he importer his to it

[midnight tree]

it takes a biometric scan of your cock irl

it's a new technology designed specifically for battlebit

[digital quartz]

its actually the name giving battle bit

your cock that is

[midnight tree]

it scans your cock and also balls and ports it onto your character

[solar obsidian]

yes

[midnight tree]

if you're a woman you can't play the game

cock is required

[solar obsidian]

correct

[digital quartz]

it detects phallic objects that are impostors

[woeful lance]

strapon

[solar obsidian]

wont work

[midnight tree]

won't work

[orchid robin]

it dont have balls

[midnight tree]

it needs a cum sample

[solar obsidian]

find someone elses

[woeful lance]

but strapons do got balls tho

i mean

[orchid robin]

lemme get the scissors and give you this suspicious looking drink

[woeful lance]

not that i would know

[orchid robin]

[solar obsidian]

@woeful lance still fake

[amber marsh]

yup

[solar obsidian]

yummy thanks for the drink collapses

[orchid robin]

seek help

[amber marsh]

more than you may think

[amber marsh]

no moni

[warm fossil]

that's simple, just a matter of some work

[orchid robin]

oh right, greece

[amber marsh]

yup

we live in the same shithole my guy

[orchid robin]

seek a sugar daddy and use his money to get mental help

and plant some cocaine into his car and tip off the cops

[midnight tree]

then blackmail the cops

for more money

[orchid robin]

and then plant some cocaine into the car of the cops

[amber marsh]

I ain't that cute

[midnight tree]

and then plant cocaine in your ass

[orchid robin]

and tip off the dea

[orchid robin]

shut the fuck up, dont you ever say that shit again

[queen forum]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/895652996887769128/1059911053946916955/trim.C9883915-912C-4777-94F4-A36D6B18549D.mp4

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1051590791836991578/1059762464633405501/Screenshot_20221231-234252.png

[solar obsidian]

we'll be the judges of that

[orchid robin]

anyone here that goes "oh im horrrendous, im basically a monsted bla bla bla" is a fuckin liar

except me

im right about myself

[midnight tree]

shut the fuck up

[heady crow]

shut up

[midnight tree]

i will fuck your ass to prove a point

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/judy-hopps-roblox-stack-roblox-stack-irl-meme-funny-gif-20176857

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/hahahahah-gahahahaha-haha-ha-fun-gif-19042485

[warm fossil]

that's one hell of an argument

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/girlboss-rozaliya-olenyeva-honkai-impact-gif-22732809

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-meme-memes-funny-gif-23338269

[solar obsidian]

proof

[midnight tree]

my rump card, if you will

[orchid robin]

wot

[runic sorrel]

no gif for you

[amber marsh]

literally me

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[orchid robin]

nobody is getting any pics of me until the condition which i told bruno is met

which will be never

[runic sorrel]

true

[solar obsidian]

what condition

[orchid robin]

so i shall remain a random image of me you guys imagine

[midnight tree]

what is the condition

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/fishe-fish-fish-teeth-imagine-the-smell-boo-gif-25141688

this

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-goats-goated-goated-with-the-sauce-gif-24554885

[midnight tree]

i have received 2 dick pics from this server already

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-gif-23616422

[heady crow]

ive gotten only one in my dms

[midnight tree]

my persuasion skills are unmatched

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-gif-24461519

[solar obsidian]

dementia is attractive

[warm fossil]

true

[orchid robin]

Ha

As if someone would convince me to do that again

[warm fossil]

fuck a man and he might forget it the next da- I mean whaaaaaa

[midnight tree]

uhhhh pls send pens and bal

[orchid robin]

Aight

[solar obsidian]

pretty please uwu

[midnight tree]

bet

[runic sorrel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/772140977921982474/858372537103548436/image0.gif

[ocean pulsar]

dismember all pugs

[queen forum]

[orchid robin]

He got pens and balls

[warm fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/walt-walter-walter-white-death-walter-death-gif-19309595

[orchid robin]

He has undergone majafication

[solar obsidian]

everyone so serious here

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-why-so-serious-serious-gif-11972349

[solar obsidian]

i might start wearing joker make-up

[midnight tree]

ey das me

[runic sorrel]

literally me

[warm fossil]

hey guys

[runic sorrel]

society

[warm fossil]

we need to kill Batman

[solar obsidian]

we live in one

[runic sorrel]

2

[midnight tree]

we live in a batman?

this is epic

[runic sorrel]

yes

[solar obsidian]

yes

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/thou-art-server-joker-heath-ledger-christopher-nolan-batman-gif-21411406

[warm fossil]

it looks awesome though

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-gif-25596191

[orchid robin]

Heath ledgers does

[midnight tree]

an untoppable sub vs an immovable dom

[orchid robin]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-magic-trick-gif-meanie-gif-19097740

[solar obsidian]

tattoo "damaged" on your forehead

[midnight tree]

tattoo "dam" on your head

[orchid robin]

An untoppable sub?

[midnight tree]

yes

you heard me

(it's me)

[runic sorrel]

no

[warm fossil]

no money 😎

[orchid robin]

Wait

@midnight tree you said 2 dick pics from this server

[midnight tree]

yes

[orchid robin]

What about overall numbers

[midnight tree]

1 dick pic from 2 people

[orchid robin]

Across servers how many did you see

[midnight tree]

2

[orchid robin]

Wow

I know a guy my age who has seen more

[pastel quartz]

thats not hard to do is it

[orchid robin]

Nah

[runic sorrel]

🤨

[orchid robin]

He sure somehow convinced me

[pastel quartz]

i quadrupled your pb this month

[orchid robin]

Maja getting dick pics?

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz is good in e-thoterry

[runic sorrel]

know 3

hehehehe

[midnight tree]

i have gotten a fair few thigh pics tho

[orchid robin]

Bruh thats easy

Even i got thigh pics from a femboy

[midnight tree]

i got the best thighs

none compare

[orchid robin]

I also had great quality ones

God he was just

[digital quartz]

post pic

[runic sorrel]

share

[orchid robin]

I value privacy

[runic sorrel]

for the greater good

[digital quartz]

you dirty little tau

[pastel quartz]

learning pathfinder

[digital quartz]

I told you just ask me

[pastel quartz]

theres too much to ask

i doint knwo anything

[digital quartz]

🤷‍♂️

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

You forgot instagram stealing this meme and lowering the quality to 144p

[midnight tree]

real

[solar obsidian]

flood time

[runic sorrel]

You forgot instagram stealing this meme and lowering the quality to 144p

[queen forum]

You will be the one to do that

[orchid robin]

I am the gram

[midnight tree]

the gram gram

[midnight tree]

oh yeah

this is what i'm talking about

[runic sorrel]

lmao same idea

[orchid robin]

So every cm of my penis is one gram?

[queen forum]

[runic sorrel]

yhea so your penis is 1g

[digital quartz]

oof

low blow

[orchid robin]

No you dumbass

Its 1.5

[digital quartz]

dw you will get the hang of it

[digital quartz]

[runic sorrel]

🇧🇷

[digital quartz]

7-1

[runic sorrel]

let's go

[digital quartz]

I remember watching that game in a bar in germany and you would get free beer as long as germany lead

germany was in the lead 2 minutes into the game

for the rest of the game

[heady crow]

good day for you

for the bar not so much

[digital quartz]

I dont remember much actually

[runic sorrel]

you get drunk

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-nikita-thomas-shelby-gay-gif-23291295

[pastel quartz]

can i too?

[midnight tree]

football watching is for old geezers who have no joy left in their lives besides yelling at a screen

[orchid robin]

As long as you tell us how many dick pics

[digital quartz]

I dont disagree, I just wanted to drink with the homies

[pastel quartz]

i dont think you really care

[digital quartz]

and then kiss them goodnight

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/roundtable-the-round-table-gabriel-lyjim-juan-gif-19276224

[orchid robin]

I dont im just bored

[midnight tree]

me & the homies discussing cock & balls

literally

i've had that conversation so many times with the boys

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-to-the-wall-gif-25370159

the boyz

[pastel quartz]

https://7tv.app/emotes/61b670a76906591ea6f2005b

[digital quartz]

"he is talking about cock and balls again fuck"

[heady crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/921945359243153448/1006996780761747547/8B0CC9C4-9764-4591-9553-CE845F7AC55A.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1059963264114622585/FL4yQL7XMAYYfcM.png

[midnight tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1059963264114622585/FL4yQL7XMAYYfcM.png

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[digital quartz]

weird ass cat

[orchid robin]

Its a chinese off brand

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[digital quartz]

ah fuck I just burned my hand

[runic sorrel]

let's go

[pastel quartz]

i can heal it

[orchid robin]

How

[digital quartz]

do it

[runic sorrel]

no

[midnight tree]

my balls itch

[digital quartz]

yes

[orchid robin]

Dont pour cum on it, it will make it worse

[pastel quartz]

too many mods online sowwy

[warm fossil]

bandages and morphine

[digital quartz]

a hot pan

[runic sorrel]

pee on it

[pastel quartz]

i wanted to lick it??

[midnight tree]

devious lick

[orchid robin]

Even worse

[runic sorrel]

leak the hand

[orchid robin]

Just cut it off

[digital quartz]

im pouring cold water on it

[runic sorrel]

hand pics

don't pee on it

i'm a doctor

[warm fossil]

okay give me a second

[midnight tree]

nice

[digital quartz]

then don't suggest it

[warm fossil]

whoops the room is too dark

sorry guys

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-wolfy-howlin-for-you-wow-amazed-gif-15984084

[digital quartz]

do you just live in absolute darkness ?

[midnight tree]

void man

[runic sorrel]

to deep

[warm fossil]

occasionally

[digital quartz]

im sorry brother

ngl this shit kinda hurts, why the fuck did I do that

[runic sorrel]

how did you manage

[warm fossil]

I'm no doctor but a lot of cold water should help

[midnight tree]

once i squeezed my thumb a bit in a metal sheet bending machine

[warm fossil]

how did you even get a burn

[digital quartz]

put a hot pan in the sink, a knife dropped into the sink and I reflex grabbed it

[midnight tree]

based

[runic sorrel]

logic

[midnight tree]

act before you think

like a REAL man

[runic sorrel]

true

[digital quartz]

I skip the thinking part usually

[runic sorrel]

1+1

[midnight tree]

12

[warm fossil]