#🎪bruh-fart

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midnight tree
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based

hot solstice
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fr

remote vine
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From what I heard ospreys don’t actually perform worse than black hawks

orchid robin
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Man you really are picking the most vulnerable positions

remote vine
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Also they pay better

orchid robin
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Hell at this point in warfare not even logistics is safe

hot solstice
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like a heavy equipment operator at a construction company

orchid robin
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Since they will target that first

hot solstice
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true

orchid robin
hot solstice
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yes

digital quartz
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Ospreys seem a bitch to maintain, but I guess that won't be your problem as pilot

hot solstice
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as long as you're, y'know, trained to use an osprey

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and not something else that vaguely resembles what you're looking at

remote vine
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hey if pilot isn’t my thing I’m fine with being ground crew

hot solstice
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in conclusion, vtols get me hard but suck still

orchid robin
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The main disaster was that they put plane pilots into an advanced helicopter

orchid robin
remote vine
hot solstice
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congrats

digital quartz
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wouldn't artillery be a good one too ? Will probably get paid more in years to come

remote vine
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Training helis crash more often

orchid robin
orchid robin
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As in theres a reason both pilots have controls in that heli

digital quartz
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yeah I guess that's true, but pilot and tank crew also have long lasting health detriments

midnight tree
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artillery is where it's wat

orchid robin
midnight tree
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just sit back and fire at whatever and hope you hit something

hot solstice
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also tremors and shakes from compressed explosions constantly happening next to you, but overall yes, artillery is bes

digital quartz
orchid robin
remote vine
hot solstice
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me cranking the funny wheel on the big gun to make it spin

digital quartz
midnight tree
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yeah

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"eh it should be close enough"

orchid robin
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Or the best and safest position

hot solstice
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"it sounds like it's facing the direction of the shooting"

digital quartz
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"oops too short" and then you get shot by your own infantry

orchid robin
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General, you never see any actual combat and you get paid way more than anyone else

remote vine
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Our country is so small any type of war would drag everyone in

hot solstice
remote vine
orchid robin
hot solstice
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teehee

remote vine
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Also the paperworks for a general will be fun

hot solstice
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that's what the major general is for

digital quartz
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its also a buttload of responsibility

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imagine your decisions made you lose, resulting in the loss of countless lifes

midnight tree
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just don't care

digital quartz
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thonk thats a possibility

hot solstice
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yeah, no, generals do for sure have their names plastered over massive tragedies all the time

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and that's just such a fucked legacy

midnight tree
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all PR is good PR

digital quartz
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on the upside, you could take a shitload of bribes pogchamp

hot solstice
remote vine
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If I become a general I get to have my name show up with a blue link on Wikipedia

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Anyways see ya

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Phone is gone again

digital quartz
hot solstice
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see ya

midnight tree
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time for walkies

ocean pulsar
orchid robin
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Who isnt a futanari

ocean pulsar
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the friends we made along the way

hot solstice
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I'm glad that at least their step-mom is pursuing a fruitful career path

orchid robin
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Futanari chemist

hot solstice
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chemistry is an underrated industry

orchid robin
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As opposed to regular chemist

hot solstice
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job titles be wildin

orchid robin
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Cant wait to become a professional disappointment

digital quartz
ocean pulsar
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a specialist field

digital quartz
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thats where the big bucks are at

hot solstice
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she had to tack another two years of college on there for that title

digital quartz
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I have a masters in chemistry and a PhD in Futanari Chemistry

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I imagine it to be like gender bending alchemy

digital quartz
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what am I of those two ?

ocean pulsar
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yes

digital quartz
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understandable

abstract path
orchid robin
digital quartz
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I do the bending

orchid robin
abstract path
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So?

orchid robin
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You bend yourself over

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@digital quartz now bend gunleft

abstract path
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No, genderbending gee

digital quartz
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no bending others

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being an expert is stressful

orchid robin
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gunleft gunright did i stutter

digital quartz
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can I hand in my badge ?

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gunright Freedom here my gun and my badge

orchid robin
orchid robin
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Dont bend

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I have standards

digital quartz
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I thought that was fitting

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with the whole job idea

orchid robin
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Unlike a dirty freedomer

abstract path
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What about the eating hands part?

digital quartz
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is it for science ?

abstract path
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Uhhhhmmmmm....yes!

orchid robin
digital quartz
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then its totally ok

abstract path
orchid robin
abstract path
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There was a dutier doing that and well

orchid robin
abstract path
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Duty just accused him of bein with freedom or high or sum

abstract path
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Lore-wise it should be correct

orchid robin
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No

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It was a freedomer

abstract path
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It was?

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Well then i was just hearin things

orchid robin
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But its tainted

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Forever

abstract path
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Atleast they grow weed though

fading shuttle
orchid robin
abstract path
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Then why did i see weed plants in their base?

fading shuttle
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what do you mean dread

orchid robin
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FREEDOM IS NOT REAL

abstract path
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Nooooo Wahh

fading shuttle
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you sad you cant participate in the private event anymore crystal?

orchid robin
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ITS ONE GUY DRESSING UP AS MULTIPLE PEOPLE

abstract path
orchid robin
orchid robin
warped elm
orchid robin
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Thats grammatically as wrong of an answer as you can give

abstract path
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Yes

fading shuttle
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crystal is no longer allowed to participate as she is no longer one of the boys

abstract path
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True sadge

orchid robin
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But that costs 100€ and takes 2 weeks

abstract path
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And how i do that?

fading shuttle
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there are no honorary exceptions

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he is scamming you

orchid robin
abstract path
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Uhhhh

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Sure!

orchid robin
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Great great

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Also if you receive any calls from your bank

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Dont answer them

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Its part of the procedure

abstract path
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Okey

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But

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One problem

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I don't have a credit card kekw

orchid robin
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Fine just mail us 10€

abstract path
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Lmao

orchid robin
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Anyways

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Im finally ordering those ram sticks

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I paid like an exta 2€ so instead of next week they arrive in 3 days

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Well

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“Paid”

abstract path
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"Paid"

orchid robin
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I chose the option of payment on pickup sooo

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I havent paid for anything yet

abstract path
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Also you: "oh, no, sorry. I don't have any tip money"

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The pickup guy: keksad gunright

orchid robin
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Its via courier and they will deliver it to the couriers office sooo, i never have any interaction with the guy that delivers the packages

abstract path
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Ohhh

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Ok

orchid robin
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I CANT HAVE IT BE PACKAGED TO ME AS A PRESENT

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0/10 i hate this service

glad carbon
crude laurel
orchid robin
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Nvm

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It wont be express delivery

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Cuz apparently you cant pay in cash when its express delivery

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So im gonna have to wait 4-10 days

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Meaning the earliest will be monday

fading shuttle
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furry

narrow briar
orchid robin
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Well to be fair

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Neither do i

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But i will have to get one

fading shuttle
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i fucking do and i live in bulgaria

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no excuse

narrow briar
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I have uh

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Three

orchid robin
fading shuttle
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yes, if me livin in fuckin mad max has one and used it to buy 900euro worth of pc parts so can you

crude laurel
fading shuttle
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i wonder why bro

orchid robin
narrow briar
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Oh, a hungry man

abstract path
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L

crude laurel
# fading shuttle i wonder why bro

one is "szép kártya" for that stupid shit like wich is used for food, hotels and freetime
second is for credit card, which is used for refounding money by using it
the last is my main card which the bank gives to me

orchid robin
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*which

digital quartz
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lets all post our credit card numbers on 3 ok ? champ

digital quartz
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3

orchid robin
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You dont have one do you

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Actually this reminds me

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I have failed the heist

devout hull
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The 21st century started shaky, got a little better then tumbled downhill from there.

devout hull
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We should really skip the rest and just go to the 22nd century.

crude laurel
fading shuttle
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i say we just skip all this boring shit and jump to the 41st millennium

orchid robin
devout hull
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There ya go.

devout hull
fading shuttle
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the gussy

orchid robin
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Dear lord they made it horny

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WAIT THATS FUCKIN BESTIALITY

crude laurel
orchid robin
devout hull
crude laurel
devout hull
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whats wrong with gorilla milk?

orchid robin
devout hull
orchid robin
devout hull
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as if women dont use milk as a cheap fake cum substitute

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and then get a yeast infection or something

fading shuttle
crude laurel
orchid robin
devout hull
fading shuttle
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the feminine urge to pour milk down your vagina to simulate a creampie

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i will never understand them

abstract path
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Uhhh

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Yeah

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Same

orchid robin
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Suuurreeee

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Imma go back to the not borderline insane border to the interent

abstract path
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Xd

crude laurel
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never heard of interent how much is the rent?

orchid robin
crimson flame
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What the fuck are you guys talking about

crude laurel
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milk, creampie and interent

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but none of the popes mentioned goatmilk

abstract path
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True

orchid robin
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Fuck Benedict

abstract path
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What's benedict

orchid robin
devout hull
digital quartz
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eggs benedict

hidden path
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yellow

devout hull
orchid robin
devout hull
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let me at em

orchid robin
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Trust me

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You wouldnt want to

abstract path
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Uhhh

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Yes, yes

hidden path
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How is today

trim grove
devout hull
abstract path
digital quartz
abstract path
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Risk of rain reference?

digital quartz
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more of a weather forecast reference

orchid robin
digital quartz
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but sure risk of rain works too yep

abstract path
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Yay!!

digital quartz
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peepohi Lifumi

heavy peak
uneven sinew
fading shuttle
devout hull
vivid marsh
trim grove
crimson flame
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Reminds me of fractal meshify pc case

solar obsidian
orchid robin
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well last day in poland

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bout to go to a fuckin japanese restaurant to eat

solar obsidian
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polish dish is so terrible that he chooses to go to a japanese one

orchid robin
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nah nah its just that

narrow briar
orchid robin
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do you go to a lithuanian restaurant to eat lithuanian food? Or a restaurant with more foreign tastes

orchid robin
solar obsidian
orchid robin
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yeah ik

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thats why i typed it here

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@edgy abyss i will be no longer bordering you tomorrow so for now

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youre safe

orchid robin
narrow briar
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Good choice. Better stay away from this pile of shit country.

orchid robin
narrow briar
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listen man this country is going down the drain, FAST

orchid robin
narrow briar
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THEN WHY PICK POLAND OF ALL PLACES

orchid robin
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CUZ I KNOW THE LANGUAGE AND HAVE FAMILY HERE

narrow briar
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aw shit

orchid robin
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plus if a revolution takes place i wanna be here

digital quartz
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I know a single polish word

orchid robin
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@narrow briar ayo if it does happen, wanna help me with the beheading?

narrow briar
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what, revolution?

orchid robin
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duh

narrow briar
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in greece or in poland you mean?

orchid robin
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poland

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greeks wont revolt unless you cut off their coffee supply

narrow briar
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hahahahahahahaha

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this country will not revolt just like it won't stop voting on the same thing over and over again

crimson flame
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kurwa

narrow briar
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do you know why?

orchid robin
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why

narrow briar
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because the vast majority of the people here are fucking idiots

narrow briar
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and our society is actively supporting that idiocy and mindlessness both culturally and financially

orchid robin
digital quartz
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hmmtakenote aldo not online, proceed

orchid robin
digital quartz
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a proper send off

narrow briar
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ehhhhh

plucky void
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it's alright just disguise it by being horni every few messages

digital quartz
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sprinkle in some horny

solar obsidian
orchid robin
solar obsidian
digital quartz
narrow briar
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there are entire streets, parts of my city composed basically only of such population

orchid robin
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where you live

narrow briar
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northeast

orchid robin
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aaahhhhhh

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makes sense

crude laurel
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when you finish x-16 in low-mid gear

narrow briar
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now you're making me self-conscious

orchid robin
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anyways

digital quartz
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what is the tensions about?

orchid robin
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the main reason i have hope is cuz ive noticed that unlike in greece, a large part of the population did push back against some decisions pis made

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like the ban on the thing im not allowed to say here cuz its also a topic in america

narrow briar
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honestly, you've got family here and as I understand a place to stay... that's perfectly valid

orchid robin
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meanwhile in greece the largest protest greeks held was the time the tiny country to our north west changed its name to north macedonia cuz and i quote "they are stealing our history"

narrow briar
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still I only wish you would have been able to see my country in a better condition

orchid robin
solar obsidian
orchid robin
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all the talk of great economy, living conditions etc

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god it sounded good back then

narrow briar
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It always sounds that good.

orchid robin
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no cuz you can actually see its not like that

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back then at least there was proof to back up that claim

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now there is none

narrow briar
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i remember the little roach bombarding the powers of back-then with criticism of "why the fuck is over half of the fuel price state taxes"

orchid robin
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CUZ THESE FUCKS JUST KEEP SPENDING MONEY ON THEMSELVES AND THEIR COLLEAGUES WHILE ALSO MAKING SURE THEY HAVE AS MUCH POWER AS POSSIBLE

narrow briar
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meanwhile now: fuel 2x more expensive then back then and they're making a return of the VAT on it

digital quartz
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ah I think I get it now yep

narrow briar
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this genuinely will make us run out of digits on fuel station banners

orchid robin
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it can happen......as long as we do a french revolution style revolt

crude laurel
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in my country electricity is at 2x and gas is at 9x

narrow briar
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And don't even get me started on what I have to face as a self-employed person

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aka business owner

orchid robin
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your fault honestly, should have been and ORLEN executive

digital quartz
orchid robin
digital quartz
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I mean, do you know how that actually went down ?

orchid robin
narrow briar
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remember that business owner protest that was squashed by police?

orchid robin
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the duck talking about how people love him in a speech he is giving to around 50 people in a closed building surrounded by cops

digital quartz
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why do your politicians have cool nicknames like "the duck" ?

hot solstice
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cool?

orchid robin
narrow briar
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wait, the duck? That's the wrong dude my dude

digital quartz
hot solstice
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fair enough

narrow briar
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we call him the little roach

orchid robin
digital quartz
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see the "the little roach" is not very cool

solar obsidian
narrow briar
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but it's the most widespread one

orchid robin
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i mainly see the duck

digital quartz
orchid robin
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and i got a shotgun ready evil

solar obsidian
narrow briar
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hm right, I forgor. duck.

digital quartz
orchid robin
narrow briar
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I have went past the stage of desire for violence

orchid robin
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i wont go into more detail on that part cuz a warning from aldo is enough

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id like to stay a few more days here

narrow briar
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Honestly, when you begin living here just go and lie your way into whatever possible social support you can find

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there are people here who arrive to social services in recent massive Mercedes SUVs... to get their child support checks

orchid robin
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cuz thats the tactic of pis

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wanna win votes?

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just throw money around

narrow briar
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i don't care

crude laurel
narrow briar
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if there is an abuseable social support system, abuse the everloving shit out of it

orchid robin
crude laurel
orchid robin
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legit i dont get why hungarians have not revolted yet

solar obsidian
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hunger

crude laurel
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because they are afraid of loss

orchid robin
orchid robin
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that is the main reason most revolutions happen when the population is at a breaking point

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cuz they got nothing to lose

narrow briar
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that said bright young people have a lot to lose

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and nowadays they have different options like fucking off to a different country

crude laurel
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there was a program in hungary wich supported married couples with 25k euros that made a baby boom and now everone is nervous about losing their built sand castles

orchid robin
crude laurel
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its a harsh perspective but sadly yes.

orchid robin
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..........

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yeah no the world is getting fucked on a global scale

narrow briar
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actually, no

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this is a pretty standard thing

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children ARE for all intents and purposes, investments

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of course they're people and children however you can't just ignore the part where they are investments in the future of your family

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(and into not needing to rely on a crumbling barely functional pension system)

crude laurel
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"and childrens have to be raised to be respectfull, cooperative and productive "

orchid robin
hidden path
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buying new phone

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hope it lasts good

crude laurel
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unfortunately lot of countries in the east dont have that institution to support this

hidden path
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Piss

orchid robin
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poland could very well have had that by now.......if a certain someone didnt win the elections

covert vigil
narrow briar
covert vigil
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(I just got here from newcomer jail hi)

narrow briar
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hi

orchid robin
solar obsidian
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hi there

digital quartz
hidden path
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I'm still tired, fuck the flu.

covert vigil
crude laurel
hidden path
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lmao

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just live in the forest

orchid robin
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especially if the current ruling party is destroying public schools to encourage ignorance and lack of education

hidden path
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become an elf

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steal stuff

orchid robin
hidden path
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once again I bow down to the CCP

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chinese phone brand

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it's that or the koreans

crude laurel
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its a 22-trap

covert vigil
# covert vigil I agree, actually.

Especially when you develop chronic worsening pain that takes your job and hobbies away and you and your kids are left to the mercy of a soulless joke of a support system.

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(...too specific?)

crude laurel
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Catch-22

covert vigil
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Yep.

heady crow
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@grizzled meadow

covert vigil
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(Should clarify. I'm on my own now, trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with my life, battling that same system. But I'm in relative safety. Don't wanna worry anybody.)

heady crow
orchid robin
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SCATTER

heady crow
covert vigil
narrow briar
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IMO what parents need to realise is that: their children are investments both emotionally and financially. Children of course need all the support to grow up into great people and be self-confident in the future, and parents should also invest in their hobbies and interests.

heady crow
orchid robin
heady crow
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You do realise that aldo is lurking 24/7

orchid robin
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have you not read the aldo lorebook every brainfarter is given

heady crow
covert vigil
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I didn't get mine yet I just got here.

crude laurel
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dont forget that without mods there would be chaos

orchid robin
crude laurel
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and nobody loves the inqusition

covert vigil
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having a credit card

orchid robin
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its not pleasant

heady crow
solar obsidian
covert vigil
heady crow
orchid robin
heady crow
midnight tree
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same

heady crow
crude laurel
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if shit hits the fan there comes the exterminatus

grim radish
orchid robin
heady crow
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What

covert vigil
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Like what'd you mean

orchid robin
heady crow
heady crow
# orchid robin elaborate

Alright so pretty much eventually all the slightly or majorly homophobic shitposters and whatever get banned in one way or another

solar obsidian
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safe space

orchid robin
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even the homophobic shitposters

solar obsidian
orchid robin
grim radish
heady crow
heady crow
narrow briar
grim radish
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Mr. Beeeeeeast

midnight tree
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mr beastiality

solar obsidian
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breastiality*

narrow briar
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my heart breaks doubly so when people like this are EXTREMELY competent but basically aren't allowed to use it

covert vigil
covert vigil
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LMAO

God don't I wish

plucky void
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oo I like cryptic people omegakekw

orchid robin
grim radish
heady crow
midnight tree
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he's just like me fr

heady crow
covert vigil
orchid robin
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and not up your sleeve

narrow briar
# crude laurel to use what?

tl;dr I know people here and there who are disabled in some ways and are extremely competent (specifically in electrical engineering and related) in things that their disability doesn't really prevent them from doing and doing it well

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but thanks to the shite social system they got rolled into they're basically sentenced to joblessness forever

crude laurel
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in my dictionary @heady crow is the cyst in your bum that always itches but when you fart it makes the sound funny

covert vigil
orchid robin
devout hull
crude laurel
narrow briar
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why would you be sorry?

orchid robin
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cuz he misunderstood your sentence

crude laurel
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as by bratan @orchid robin said

heady crow
orchid robin
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anyways gotta go

heady crow
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Cya krieegs ^^

orchid robin
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if aldo is feeling cranky today and does a wipe, notify me

crude laurel
orchid robin
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i will try

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also hope your general situation gets better

crude laurel
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keep up 😛

orchid robin
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stay strong and never give up bracie

warped elm
grim radish
heady crow
digital quartz
heady crow
tame halo
heady crow
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Me researching different cultures to be more racist accurately

tame halo
heady crow
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Where can i find a guy like that

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Fr

molten yacht
heady crow
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Tbf being 2m helps in that regard since your muscles are over a larger area

grim radish
heady crow
digital quartz
tame halo
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not very common

heady crow
grim radish
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Bruh Mr Beast literally has like a 1000 videos lol they’re all pretty funny ngl

heady crow
molten yacht
tame halo
molten yacht
heady crow
devout hull
molten yacht
devout hull
tame halo
heady crow
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@grizzled meadow

molten yacht
midnight tree
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literally me

plucky void
tame halo
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although

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if she had a strapon i'd take it

molten yacht
grim radish
midnight tree
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my twerk clothes

solar obsidian
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proof?

grim radish
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You just knew when you saw the Drake Sword +5 lolol

midnight tree
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mmmmmm

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bige swordt

tame halo
midnight tree
# tame halo

yeah uhhhhh i got that tattoo because uhhhh i'm gen z

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of course

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no other reason than that

tame halo
hidden path
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new phone lighter than old phone

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very nice

midnight tree
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new balls heavier than old balls

tame halo
midnight tree
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real

warped elm
tame halo
warped elm
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was it worth it?

pastel quartz
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was what worth it

tame halo
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he did what he had to do

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o7

eager quest
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haha bruno i know imma get you with this one

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@heady crow

tame halo
midnight tree
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phenus

plucky void
# tame halo

well that's more than half a Minute of Mae episode

grim radish
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Yeah that’s okay

abstract path
crimson flame
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boris went completely manic on this one

abstract path
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God i hate it to have not a single friend as similar as me

midnight tree
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what are you talking about

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you're literally me

abstract path
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A trans girl that literally

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Tends most of the time alone

midnight tree
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literally me

abstract path
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sigh

abstract path
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Sometimes i just wish things were a bit different

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That be not only the world but me

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Wish i could just simply get a job

midnight tree
#

real

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i just applied to go to school again

abstract path
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But i ain't even got the motivation to even apply for anything on paper

midnight tree
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looking for jobs suck

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it's infinitely better to just know someone who can get you a job

abstract path
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I know ,_,

abstract path
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I should try

midnight tree
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the entire process is shortened by 90%

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if you've already talked to the guy responsible for hiring and asked him what you should do then just do that

abstract path
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Well my friend told me he does smth like uhm

midnight tree
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i remember just sorta writing a half assed application and they were like "aight"

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because we had already talked

abstract path
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Youknow heaters?

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Yeah they i guess montage them

midnight tree
#

don't you have to be an electrician for that?

abstract path
#

Idfk

grim radish
abstract path
#

I'd say it's better then straying around the whole country looking for some job thst you will do your whole life

midnight tree
#

probably

grim radish
midnight tree
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in both of the jobs i've had i've more or less gotten the job because i just asked

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not like i was incredibly formally qualified for anything

uneven sinew
midnight tree
#

i'm tryin

heady crow
midnight tree
ocean pulsar
hoary elk
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bro knows his stuff

uncut obsidian
#

p!infractions @slate crown

foggy mantleBOT
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Moderator: Falco#2063
Time: 08/18/2022 04:38pm UTC
Reason: trolling me + that video about war (I don't care if you're vietnamese)

uncut obsidian
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why he muted doe

grizzled meadow
#

The brainfart exile role is higher

hoary elk
#

Reason: trolling me

ocean pulsar
#

oggi alle PepeHands

hoary elk
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XD

uncut obsidian
grizzled meadow
#

He's not really muted, he can still talk

#

p!removeinfractions 298

foggy mantleBOT
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Successfully removed infraction #298

orchid robin
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Hello chat

orchid robin
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Finished the japanese food

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Im stuffed from 2 dishes

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Even though calorie wise i eat more per day than this

grizzled meadow
#

Weak

orchid robin
#

Yesterday i easily ate 3 large tortillas stuffed with meat etc

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And here im full after some spring rolls and ramen

ocean pulsar
#

Japanese food is very fulfilling

orchid robin
ocean pulsar
#

fulfilling I say

reef anchor
#

הוא יציל אותנו

tame hazel
#

LMFAO

#

fitting role

slate crown
uncut obsidian
#

speak

slate crown
#

now give me back my role

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ty ty

uncut obsidian
#

how

slate crown
#

because

reef anchor
#

He’s Demanding to Fry the Rice

runic sorrel
#

damn

heady crow
errant river
#

Beautiful kitty

crimson flame
#

thats not a kitty thats a rare plant

lusty sonnet
unborn crypt
uncut obsidian
#

hey @slate crown

stone blade
pastel quartz
#

big black cock

digital quartz
#

that one of your creations ?

pastel quartz
#

yeah

digital quartz
#

incredible art

pastel quartz
hidden path
#

cat is between my legs

digital quartz
#

still haven't shown that cat

#

still isn't real

pastel quartz
hidden path
#

R u between my legs

midnight tree
#

yes

hidden path
#

that's kindda weird

#

u furry as hell

pastel quartz
hidden path
#

Why are you covered in fur

digital quartz
#

Why aren't you ?

gaunt trout
#

life makes the best jokes

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
#

what do you expect

devout hull
#

THE GORF CAT

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THE GORF CAT IS REAL

hidden path
#

Shave Maja

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this is a threat

digital quartz
#

wait what, you shave your cats ?

wise bane
narrow briar
hidden path
#

She'd like it

pastel quartz
#

^

digital quartz
#

is that even possible ?

hidden path
#

Bich

narrow briar
#

ah, never mind me then

hidden path
#

god he's so fucking warm

digital quartz
midnight tree
#

skill issue

hidden path
#

the boy

digital quartz
midnight tree
#

void

digital quartz
#

it really does look like a void

heady crow
#

Hello boy

narrow briar
#

pile of boi

heady crow
tame halo
#

average genshin impact player be like

hidden path
#

my boy is good

#

all my boys are

gaunt trout
plucky void
pastel quartz
grim radish
hidden path
#

Punches you

pastel quartz
#

purrs

digital quartz
#

this turned into domestic abuse rp way too quick

orchid robin
#

Tf did i come back to

digital quartz
#

just some :3

orchid robin
#

I had a lovely dinner, had a nice 30 min walk back home and this is the first thing i see

hidden path
#

more like normal marriage rp

digital quartz
hidden path
#

amiright fellas

orchid robin
plucky void
orchid robin
#

How come

digital quartz
#

im still confused what an icky wicky is

orchid robin
digital quartz
#

Im scared

reef anchor
orchid robin
#

@pastel quartz this kind gentleman wants to know what an “icky wicky” is

pastel quartz
#

idk either

#

i heard it in a furry song or soemthing tho

digital quartz
#

😳 do we want to find out ?

orchid robin
devout hull
#

hmmm

#

the miklussy

hidden path
#

I will now have sex with men

digital quartz
#

verynice have fun

orchid robin
devout hull
hidden path
#

Maybe

#

I could also have sex with women but they scare me

pastel quartz
digital quartz
hidden path
#

My mental illnesses tend to do that GrokChadGAMMA

midnight tree
#

several women have told me i am scary

orchid robin
midnight tree
#

by me just existing

pastel quartz
digital quartz
midnight tree
#

i have a very dead looking resting face

orchid robin
digital quartz
orchid robin
orchid robin
#

Gorf is a dick connoisseur

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Ive seen that man choke on dicks so classy that they were worth more than me

digital quartz
#

that begs the question, how much would an average sized dick of solid gold be worth ? thonk

orchid robin
#

Maja would def give up everything for it

heady crow
devout hull
#

:]

heady crow
heady crow
#

teehee

orchid robin
pastel quartz
orchid robin
#

Okay he actually sent it

#

I did not expect that

digital quartz
#

and ? is it ?

digital quartz
orchid robin
#

Its very much

heady crow
orchid robin
#

A bitch face

heady crow
#

yee

pastel quartz
#

and how it actually looks

orchid robin
#

Also you do look like someone nazis would use for “superior aryan genes” propaganda

heady crow
#

AHAHAHAHAHAH

#

hold on

heavy halo
digital quartz
orchid robin
heady crow
#

got the exact reaction to this pic on another server

heavy halo
orchid robin
#

Although fun fact

digital quartz
orchid robin
#

I never got pimples on my face

heady crow
orchid robin
#

My face is smooth af

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Well when i shave

runic sorrel
devout hull
heady crow
pastel quartz
orchid robin
#

Uuhhhh

#

Wrong reply?

heady crow
#

right reply

runic sorrel
#

🤨

digital quartz
pastel quartz
pastel quartz
midnight tree
#

pathfinder is like filing your taxes but with a cool fantasy overlay

#

pretty good game tbh

digital quartz
heady crow
#

idk the game sounds like you need to find a path

orchid robin
digital quartz
pastel quartz
digital quartz
#

do you ?

pastel quartz
#

i dont think i do

orchid robin
heady crow
#

now kriegs where is your raven black hair

digital quartz
narrow lotus
#

hush hush hush

blush blush bluuuush

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

heady crow
pastel quartz
digital quartz
#

raiders kinda suck

#

templars are ok

orchid robin
solar obsidian
#

where's your god now?

heady crow
#

got a chance to go to thassos next summer. Meetup there?

digital quartz
orchid robin
#

Also raise em you aryan specimen. You deserve better

heady crow
#

fine

pastel quartz
orchid robin
digital quartz
midnight tree
#

he's gonna become a milsim larper

digital quartz
#

officer school ?

heady crow
orchid robin
#

This is the part where i should give a long boring speech about mah country and mah traditional values like you expect most people to do buuuttt, i just want to

heady crow
#

based

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ill try to go to the reserve officer school myself so i get that'

orchid robin
heady crow
orchid robin
#

And my goal is does not lie within the ranks of an officer

#

Its more small scale

midnight tree
#

only a little trolling?

heady crow
midnight tree
orchid robin
heady crow
#

i can easily get to nco school but ill see if that leads me to ro school whatever

#

gl on your journey kriegs

orchid robin
#

Thank you thank you

#

Same goes for you

heady crow
orchid robin
#

Idk who decided to get such athletic individuals and use them for “competitive tag”

#

Like i see these mfs move and think “and they do all this for fuckin tag?”

midnight tree
#

yes

midnight tree
#

it's like people wasting their intellect on fucking chess of all things

orchid robin
pastel quartz
midnight tree
stone blade
digital quartz
heady crow
#

also @stone blade

orchid robin
#

“Im a chess grandmaster” okay buddy, great use of that intellect. You really are helping humanity go forward

stone blade
digital quartz
stone blade
midnight tree
heady crow
midnight tree
#

personally i'd like to beat the shit out of him given the chance

orchid robin
#

Not to mention a basic computer can beat them at their stupid game, id like to see a computer outswim me

midnight tree
#

real

#

i can beat the fuck out of a computer

hidden path
#

it's called a boat

#

cry about it

midnight tree
#

a boat isn't a computer

#

it's a boat

orchid robin
#

Yeah

hidden path
#

Shut up

#

fried brain

digital quartz
#

idk man those new boats

midnight tree
#

i'm gonna put my entire arm in your ass

heady crow
#

they are both machines made for specialised uses

#

you cretins

hidden path
#

I am smart

orchid robin
#

If you were to say “autonomous marine drones” that would make sense

hidden path
#

also my plans for next year fell apart so I'm depressed

stone blade
#

❤️

orchid robin
hidden path
#

just wanna do some stuff in life and be happy

heady crow
hidden path
#

harder than it should

heady crow
heady crow
#

SUCH A FUCKING BANGER

#

AAA

solar obsidian
stone blade
#

frfr

heady crow
#

I CANNOT CONTROL MYSELF

stone blade
#

that's homo

solar obsidian
#

damn chill

heady crow
#

its legit in the lyrics