🎪bruh-fart

[upper spruce]

ima slep

[ruby minnow]

i will be crying in my room thinking of the one thing i could have done in 2022 that could have changed my life and made me a millionaire

[upper spruce]

||my secret ending too 😦 ||

[hidden path]

don't cry

this is a threat

[hoary elk]

i don't cry 😎

too drunk for that

[hidden path]

Only gonna drink 3 beers

gonna vibe out

makes me chatty

[hoary elk]

bought a bottle of gin yesterday

gonna demolish it

[pastel quartz]

[hidden path]

I avoid drinking that much nowadays

[hoary elk]

lazyass

[upper spruce]

I should too but ||depression intensifies||

[hidden path]

cute cato

[upper spruce]

EL GATO

[hidden path]

drinking too much gets me depressed

[queen finch]

bruh im gonna get absolutely fucking hammered tonight

[hidden path]

that or horny

[queen finch]

to forget 2022

[solar obsidian]

drink the depression away

[hidden path]

3 to 4 beers will be enough

No more

[queen finch]

first get smashed, then smash

in that order

no other way

[hoary elk]

i've seen some of my guys get awfully emotional when drinking, kinda fun to mess with them

[hidden path]

I can't smash

only thing I really regret

[ruby minnow]

man i don't have any beer

sadge

[queen finch]

legit me with my army buddies, minus the messing with each other

[ruby minnow]

i got soder

[solar obsidian]

lost dick?

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1057655866620399778/1058336772343484416/IMG_20221230_115132241.jpg

id share

[upper spruce]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/EminentBlackDairycow-mobile.mp4

Just drink to drink lel, not to forget

[queen finch]

24 cans of Reissdorf and a bottle of Jäger

[hoary elk]

sounds fun

[queen finch]

prepared for 2023

[hoary elk]

get those bitches cold

[hidden path]

Lack of ability to do so

[hoary elk]

man i got thirsty

[atomic pewter]

I got 2 half-bottles of vodka

[queen finch]

lol i just leave them outside

[atomic pewter]

And a ton of 5% stuff

[solar obsidian]

impotent?

[atomic pewter]

Oh and a bottle of ice cider

[hidden path]

bro I just don't have game, stop judging me

[solar obsidian]

[upper spruce]

oki

[queen finch]

F

[hidden path]

Happens

[queen finch]

there a thirsty femboys in your area i bet

[hidden path]

honestly got bigger problems than this

[solar obsidian]

new year new you, time to work out and get bitches

[upper spruce]

i'm confused but lets move on

[queen finch]

just get Grindr

[hidden path]

maybe

[queen finch]

[hidden path]

Not a fan of dating apps

[queen finch]

Grindr isnt exactly dating

[upper spruce]

datting app?!?!?! u foking CrZy?!

[hidden path]

too scared but not desperate enough

[queen finch]

its just fucking

[hoary elk]

grindr's good for buying illegal goods

[queen finch]

that too

[upper spruce]

Bro, Dating Apps (Most likely) =
1.) End up with depressed, desperate losers (Like me lel)
2.) Psychopaths
3.)Bullies, muggers who will stabb ya for sum change.
4.)Neo-nazis waiting to beat the crap out of you, humiliate you and kill you

[atomic pewter]

It's an app for married men to enjoy sandwiches together

[hidden path]

tag yourself I'm 1

[upper spruce]

I'd post a serious reported fact about "Dating Apps" , but I don't wanna bummer further people here (or get muted lol)

[upper spruce]

Ok, must find a good funny vid to post.. hang on...

[heady crow]

Im all 4

[upper spruce]

[narrow lotus]

5. Instagram bots

[hidden path]

The alpha user

6. threat to society

[steady trellis]

99% bullshit, don't use for anything real/serious

[narrow lotus]

Hey my stones told me imma meet a cute guy today

Me :

[atomic pewter]

"My stones"

Shit man, next it'll be tarot cards and fucking chicken bones

[hidden path]

If you do divination you might get more matches than tinder

do I allow myself 4 beers tonight

first response wins

[atomic pewter]

It's fucking NYE

Yes

[queen finch]

good luck sweetie

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-happy-new-year-van-darkholme-gif-24340176

[hidden path]

My cat next to me

[heady crow]

Only 4?

[narrow lotus]

4 beers is like warmup at best

[hidden path]

I can't drink too much with my antidepressants

[queen finch]

1, 2 and 4 sound tolerable

[hidden path]

otherwise very bad headaches

oh my gawd

[narrow lotus]

Oof 😦

[upper spruce]

Oh gawd damn NOT THE BOTS!

[hidden path]

he's there

my beaut

[solar obsidian]

well antidep is a serious thing. thought you are one of those self-diagnosed depressed losers

[hidden path]

?

This is prescription

[atomic pewter]

A lot of people claim to be depressed nowadays as a cry for attention

[hidden path]

[solar obsidian]

exactly

[steady trellis]

depends on the meds, if they're blockers it aint a good idea to mix with alcohol

[upper spruce]

do they, do they, DO THEY!?

[steady trellis]

but not all are

[atomic pewter]

While a minority of those really are depressed and it's a cry for help rather than attention

[queen finch]

yea

[upper spruce]

okey

[queen finch]

there are worse

[solar obsidian]

@hidden path hope next year you wont need that shit anymore, friend

[upper spruce]

Honestly, I think my virginity grew back 😄

[hidden path]

i'm just confused now

[solar obsidian]

erb

[plucky void]

BEGIN

[upper spruce]

damn I can;t find that video 😦

[solar obsidian]

baby crying

[solar obsidian]

💥

[upper spruce]

Ok, that video but with 400% Mask Expressions 😄

[pastel quartz]

Self improvement is masturbation...now self destruction?

[hidden path]

hope everyone has a good evening

[upper spruce]

The car is important

[upper spruce]

Iz gud.

[solar obsidian]

hello Falcovich

[heady crow]

Hello falcovich

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdSr7fz7Sa8

This I never watched before lol

[hidden path]

the second cat is here

yeah I think I'm having a good time

[upper spruce]

Cat-Ass-Trophy

[solar obsidian]

and you said you didnt get pussy

[hidden path]

I'm gonna slap ypu

[upper spruce]

[hidden path]

Cute cat

they both left, I am beyond hopeless

[upper spruce]

I can't find the video I wanted to post

Depression intensifies

Ok... prepare to be cringed

...and feel imaginary pain

..hang on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYaWFuqc-JA

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1058827904718471238/IMG_1420.png

[upper spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-payday2-kiss-medic-bag-gif-25071219

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED A MEEEEDIC BAG!!

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/almir-listo-payday2dallas-pd-pd2-dallas-payday2-gif-22582855

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUH0IXuwXkw

Didn't "PAYDAY 2" got a new DLC?!

[fading shuttle]

game makes fuckin bank, ofcourse it did

[upper spruce]

Some sort of OP Gas Grenade and gasmasks ?

[fading shuttle]

just look at the fucking player numbers

its ridiculous

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/LAFfJZhKB8M

[upper spruce]

yeah that one lel

[upper spruce]

Geez... the amount of cops that died for this game...

I swear, that "Private Security Company" has secret cloning-vats.

"GenSec"

[fading shuttle]

i mean, considering what direction the story took

entirely plausible

[amber marsh]

@queen finch

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q38Y5FLK63k

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[upper spruce]

Btw, does anybody know how to categorize your GIFs in Favorites?

[solar obsidian]

idk if u can

[upper spruce]

fuk

[solar obsidian]

maybe some discord extension is needed

[upper spruce]

got way too many NSFW Gifs and I don't wanna post anything accidentally again 😦

[narrow lotus]

So good

[solar obsidian]

cup reveal

[solar obsidian]

no balls

[upper spruce]

With our luck, they are going to charge us another 4 EUs

[narrow lotus]

No.

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/anikisleep-gachisleep-billysleep-billy-herrington-gif-18409374

[pliant sigil]

I NEED A MEDIC BAG!

[upper spruce]

I swear to Gods, Discord is bleeding us dry with their shit.

...and I still can;t find that video I wanted to post 😠

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1058836516819976283/Screenshot_2022-12-11-15-00-39-600-edit_com.twitter.android.jpg

[hidden path]

cheers

[upper spruce]

ugh, Stout Beer

hate it >.>

[pliant sigil]

Cheers mate

[upper spruce]

dunno if this is inspiring or depressive.

[pliant sigil]

I live in gods forgotten place Lithuania so next year I guess

[heady crow]

Cheers

[heavy peak]

M8, we are both from there

[solar obsidian]

for legal reasons it was a joke

[hidden path]

It's not really stout

[pliant sigil]

Well no shit comrade

[heavy peak]

Tho i doubt its forgotten

[hidden path]

slightly dark

[upper spruce]

no u

[heavy peak]

Our government pulled some stunts that put us back onto the map

[upper spruce]

Dark Beer is soooooooooooooo bitter.......... ugh.

"Weiss" all the way.
Slightly fruity, with earth, woody ( 😄 ) taste.... smoked elements too...

[heavy peak]

Light beer fan

We here are dark beer enjoyers

[heady crow]

Long drink >>>> beer

[heavy peak]

[upper spruce]

Are we now?!

Cause I haven;t seen any "Dark Beer" in Stalker lel

[queen finch]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EEVexttU4AUBClr.jpg

[heavy peak]

Beer doesn't exist in vanilla stalker to begin with

[pastel quartz]

Remember boys if you drink and drive tonight and end up dieing in a horrific car accident you will go to alehalla

[hidden path]

honeslty yeah, pog. But it's beers my dad got me for christmas so I'm drinking those rn

[queen finch]

be careful on the roads tonight, a lot of men drink and are then forced to let their wives drive

[heavy peak]

Hey @grizzled meadow happy new year.
Can you warn patton26 to stop creating a support thread every time he completes a #old-how-to-install step

Mf is annoying

[upper spruce]

https://canava.gr/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/erdinger-bottle-600x600-1.jpg
Look how sexy and tasty this beer is like.
You can actually taste the smoked, slightly sweetness inside the thick, forest in a rainy day

[hidden path]

White beer good

I drink the funny local white beer

[upper spruce]

Light beer good, tasty.

[hidden path]

has a hermine on it

[pastel quartz]

Shit year for memes tbh

[fading shuttle]

thats like

your opinion man

[pastel quartz]

Just. Fuckin. Sayyyin

[upper spruce]

AAAAAAAA

I'm not optimistic about 2023

[hidden path]

It's gonna be fine

[pastel quartz]

Shotgun and ghost are good

[hidden path]

we're gonna make it

[pastel quartz]

wait, new pd2 dlc?

[upper spruce]

Yes, they added a "Poison Gas" grenade type for grenade launcher and throwable, as well as Gasmask I think.

two months ago or so

[hoary elk]

Looks like my stuff

[narrow lotus]

Payday 2 living to its name cause the microtransactions are insane

[queen finch]

atleast someones drinking some good shit

[fading shuttle]

they technically arent microtransactions, but yeah pretty much

[heavy peak]

Wdym, you can buy ultimate edition with all dlc's that were released to the final main story heist for affordable price

[upper spruce]

YUS!, GIB MEH!

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[upper spruce]

Big, fat-ass expensive transactions .

[solar obsidian]

light beer tastes like piss

[upper spruce]

[hoary elk]

beer is beer

grow up

[fading shuttle]

course you know what piss tastes like

[pliant sigil]

U tasted piss?

[upper spruce]

Piss can be filtered and produce clean water.

[solar obsidian]

i smelled piss so i assume the taste is the same

[hidden path]

Sometimes I just wanna drink something tasty and not much more

[pastel quartz]

no

[solar obsidian]

thank you, bear grills

[fading shuttle]

ah, maja is an expert, tell me what DOES it taste like

[solar obsidian]

not even surprised

[pastel quartz]

like piss

[pliant sigil]

So u tasted?

Piss?

[narrow lotus]

Stop it u thirsty fucks

[fading shuttle]

drinking piss makes you more dehydrated

[solar obsidian]

you enjoy it, you sick bird

[fading shuttle]

bear grylls is a scam

[upper spruce]

I got sum "BLACK LABEL" Viskey

[narrow lotus]

No.

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-stoic-marioinatophat-psa-drinking-water-gif-21104806

[solar obsidian]

[heavy peak]

Stay hydrated lads

[upper spruce]

PSA: "Stoic"

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

ew brsitish

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnAmEPxN6pI

Brish loadout

[pliant sigil]

Yes. Drink jägermeister and all your problems go away

[hoary elk]

botanicals awooga

[heavy peak]

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-love-you-wednesday-numa-gif-15374222

[upper spruce]

We should suggest the creation of a custom Artifact: "Broken Irradiated Nemiroff"
(Increases your HP under the effect of alcohol, based on the alcohol level in your blood-stream)

[queen finch]

Jägermeister has herbs in it

and legit tastes like cough meds

[solar obsidian]

#1040164855325409310

[fading shuttle]

nah, increased damage resistance based on how inebriated you are

the hp doesnt mean much

[pliant sigil]

Exactly so u get drunk and heal urself

[heavy peak]

Fuck, forgot to stock up on Red breast 12 year Irish whiskey

[hidden path]

Jagermeister is gross

[fading shuttle]

MR BREAST?

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-ytpmv-rap-battle-squid-game-squid-game-vs-mrbeast-gif-25491394

[pliant sigil]

It's good

[upper spruce]

*was kidding brah 😄

...but seriously though...*

[hidden path]

I got drunk on it, I can say it's bad

[pliant sigil]

Well no shit its alcohol

[heavy peak]

Agree
Tho i heard someone died after chugging the whole bottle

[upper spruce]

https://media.tenor.com/r3sfU66gy20AAAAC/but-heres-the-uh-i-forgor.gif

[hidden path]

I didn't die

[solar obsidian]

yeah i heard that too. not surprised tho

[pliant sigil]

We need maid armor in stalker

[upper spruce]

He wasn;t from the Balkans 😄

[atomic horizon]

WEAK

[pliant sigil]

Or he wasn't Lithuanian

[narrow lotus]

True

[upper spruce]

Chimken Breasts

[hidden path]

Don't drink too much too often

bad stuff

[pliant sigil]

Good stuff if u need it

[pastel quartz]

whats amidwife

[upper spruce]

Alcohol makes me extremely sleepy.

[fading shuttle]

good reference

[hidden path]

same, probs gonna sleep soon

[upper spruce]

We do not drink enough in life 😦

We must drink MOAR!

[pliant sigil]

We must drink rakja

[upper spruce]

Honestly... I decided this time to buy "Black Label" ... and I don't see difference with "Red Label"
Feels like robbed by Sidrovich >.>

[pliant sigil]

Never heard of that but ok

[pliant sigil]

Rob him

[upper spruce]

Black Label > Red Label

"Black Label" has more years of aging than "red Label"

This one says: "Aged 12 Years"
I'm not buying it >.>

[hidden path]

I avoid whisky since last year

[upper spruce]

why?

[hidden path]

I drank 50cl on my birthday and blacked out

[heavy peak]

Weakness disgusts me

[upper spruce]

..........

[upper spruce]

Wtf 😄

[pliant sigil]

S5 Drinks Vodka for dinner

[hidden path]

wasn't doing very good a year ago

[heavy peak]

The only thing i refuse to drink is vodka

[upper spruce]

sorry man

[heavy peak]

Fuckin 40% of nothing

[solar obsidian]

why

[hidden path]

It's a bit better now

no worries

[pliant sigil]

Me too

[solar obsidian]

its a fast way to get drunk af

[upper spruce]

I find vodka too bitter for my taste. Must serve with lots of ice and lime.

[hidden path]

my liver will survive

[pliant sigil]

True

[heavy peak]

M8, if i drink.. i want to enjoy it

[hidden path]

Lmao

[heavy peak]

I chugged bottle and a half of vodka during marriage of my cousin... It did 0 on me

[solar obsidian]

i prefer strong drinks, i dont actually enjoy alco

[heavy peak]

I felt absolutely nothing

Only got bored even more

[pliant sigil]

No wonder ur Lithuanian

[upper spruce]

I started to drink because ||depression 😦 ||

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-i-am-lithuanian-how-could-you-tell-lithuania-lietuva-gif-25325413

[hidden path]

Most people wouldn't be ok after a bottle of vodka

[pliant sigil]

Gorf where u from?

[heavy peak]

M8, you weren't ok after whiffing whiskey

[upper spruce]

Gorf -> German 😄

[hidden path]

Not that I'm gonna put 100% faith in whatever you're saying

Nah I'm french, the most alcoholic part of the country

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-tate-andrew-toxort-hu-gif-26567443

[upper spruce]

...also, I am not convinced of this stereotype that: Aged alcohol is much better.... cause I don't taste it.

[hidden path]

It's fake

old wine sucks

[heavy peak]

"nah im french, most alcoholic part of the country"

[pliant sigil]

I don't care what age it is it's alcohol

[hidden path]

"from the most alcoholic part of the country"

[upper spruce]

100 Year-Aged Wine being sold 7.000$ per bottle, ew.
scam

[hidden path]

If you want me to rephrase

[heavy peak]

Tbh there is difference
At least i did taste difference between 7y old rum vs 15y old

Which made me realize that i preffer 7y old more

50 eu difference to boot

[upper spruce]

Yeah bro, I'm tasting "Black Label" right now... same shit as "Red Label" >.>

[sleek zinc]

I can't identify the appeal of alcohol. Shit has tasted like hand sanitizer and I can only tolerate it when significantly watered down.

[pliant sigil]

Btw S5yN3T Lithuania is now the 6th alcoholic country. Do your job

[heavy peak]

Let it breathe a bit more, you might end up picking up subtle differences

[heavy peak]

Im doing my job by drinking less

Hence why we're dropping in ranks

[sleek zinc]

Like I don't know how people just drink the shit instead of drinking water. Unless their local supply is unsafe.

[upper spruce]

oki fine, ima open the bottle
Won't oxygen taint the drink though?

[pliant sigil]

Alcohol u mean?

[heavy peak]

I don't mean like whole bloody bottle left open

[sleek zinc]

Yeah I've only drank a few times. Tastes like I'm drinking earthy or fruity germx.

[pliant sigil]

Water is no fun

[upper spruce]

brah, I'm not good at drinking <_ >

[heavy peak]

Are you from capital btw?

[pliant sigil]

No

Kebab and gopnik city

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/423525684799995904/1058570874980151346/dummy.mp4

[pliant sigil]

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjMcdLpe78g

Just... end me... now.

I can hear "gunshots" outside mah apartment.

2023 is ah coming

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-hev-monolith-dance-forest-gif-23480660

[pastel quartz]

finally death

[upper spruce]

I hope so

[pliant sigil]

Nah thats

[upper spruce]

...but it's going to be "brainwash" unfortunately.

[queen finch]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/137/223/c83.jpg

[hoary elk]

bro mixed up test and estrogen

[upper spruce]

I want both

[queen finch]

same

[upper spruce]

...but enough of horni.

[edgy abyss]

TIME FOR MORE HORNY

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-95c2AD-8JA
Imagine random crits in STALKER

[pliant sigil]

YES YES YES

[upper spruce]

Brah, fek off

[solar obsidian]

no balls

[hoary elk]

balls?!

[queen finch]

go ahead

[solar obsidian]

(joke, Ledy)

[pliant sigil]

Show ur balls

[solar obsidian]

wont fit the screen

[heavy peak]

[pliant sigil]

Show it boih

[upper spruce]

Brahs, let's not enter the new year with a "mute" 😄

[edgy abyss]

How dare you tell me off, when you rival maja in hornyness!

[pliant sigil]

Lets enter it with suicide

[heavy peak]

[upper spruce]

Bro, every 48 seconds a human commits suicide in the world.

[pliant sigil]

Lets make it 47 seconds

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-fury-road-witness-me-gif-16912461

[upper spruce]

SeeeS <_>

[upper spruce]

....

like...

asking for mute 😄 ?

[pliant sigil]

No thats a furry

[upper spruce]

nah, scalie.

[pliant sigil]

Furry

[upper spruce]

What do you know, lo l:D ? NOTHING

[edgy abyss]

Mods too busy with new years to deal with me

[upper spruce]

Biiich

literally

[pliant sigil]

U seem to know allot about furies u a one?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/argonian-kwhanau-maid-gif-24006437

[upper spruce]

I'm smart enough to see that there is no fur, bich 😄

[edgy abyss]

"know thy enemy"

[pliant sigil]

Cbb

[hoary elk]

sun tzu said that!

[upper spruce]

...BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!...

[queen finch]

damn lizard

[upper spruce]

Kobol

far inferior

[queen finch]

lizard

[upper spruce]

😄

[pliant sigil]

LIzard

[edgy abyss]

Kobold best lizard

[queen finch]

hes a fucking lizard

[upper spruce]

"He" ?! lel

[queen finch]

imma turn you into a shoe

or a purse

[hoary elk]

lizard? lizard king?! like jim morrison?

[upper spruce]

Human purse 😄

[pliant sigil]

Yea that's what he said

[queen finch]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/78/3d/f4783d8c878615e429334dba12e3433b.jpg

@edgy abyss final form

[edgy abyss]

I'd threaten to turn you into something useless too, but that would be redundant

[upper spruce]

nah dawg, that be yo mom ;3

[queen finch]

go ahead, elaborate

[queen finch]

naw fam she'll be ash

[pliant sigil]

U didn't have parents I see ❤️

[edgy abyss]

threatening to turn a useless man into something useless is redundant

[upper spruce]

The fat "assault Rifle"

Brah, "haters gonna hate" 😄

...but let's change the subject

[queen finch]

go ahead

[pliant sigil]

About what?

Marijuana?

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

*No monocle or cigar, get out, no balls 😄 *

[queen finch]

im not american, aint entitled enough for that

[upper spruce]

So u not the "Monopoly Guy"..

...laaaame >.>

[queen finch]

naw

[stone blade]

ok hear me out

[queen finch]

im Mr Pringles

[pliant sigil]

We can see that from the Leopard on ur banner

[pliant sigil]

Lucky mf

[stone blade]

instea of liar liar pants of fire
we should say
liar liar dick on fire
🤝 ?

[upper spruce]

No

[queen finch]

Leopard aint exactly entitled

[upper spruce]

If we play that, ima keep posting "Nut Shots" from "Sniper Elite"

[pliant sigil]

My man I don't know shit about tanks

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8g_7YiPjns

[edgy abyss]

Iedy is here.... Don't scroll up

[upper spruce]

You got snitched props 😄

[queen finch]

kinda cute

Free vasectomy

[upper spruce]

^Cock-n-ball torture kink confirmed

[upper spruce]

BALL_TASTIC!

[queen finch]

that guy is insane

he got banned of YT, all his vids were him getting hit in the balls

[upper spruce]

............................................................................

[stone blade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/679671608838848546/1052065615130673222/EB556252-49A9-47F9-B9FC-5910F19D3D64.gif

[pliant sigil]

Kilamanjaro

[solar obsidian]

witness!

[stone blade]

DELIGHT
ALo

[upper spruce]

It's funny though how men react to such "ball-tastic" vids...
It's like the Gods are telling you: "NOOOOOOOOOODONT DO IT!"

[stone blade]

ALOOO

[solar obsidian]

yòòooooòooooo

oo

[solar obsidian]

.

[stone blade]

da?

alo

[solar obsidian]

lo

[stone blade]

aha

[narrow lotus]

Opaa

[hoary elk]

que

[stone blade]

opaaaaa :D

[upper spruce]

FReDdY KRooGEr

[pliant sigil]

Opa opa opapa

[stone blade]

ALO DA

☎️

[solar obsidian]

aliooo

[pliant sigil]

KLAUSAU!

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mc-Thl1kTQ

[solar obsidian]

i forgot how that video goes

someone post the russian alio

[stone blade]

Але)))))

алее блядьььь

дааа)))

пиздец :I

good video

[solar obsidian]

yes

da

ja govorit paruski

[hidden path]

yall gea

be happy

[upper spruce]

no u

[hidden path]

I am very sleepy is what I am

[pliant sigil]

No u

[upper spruce]

weeeak

[hidden path]

I scrollef up

[pliant sigil]

Then sleep. Problem solved

[solar obsidian]

hi very sleepy is what

[hidden path]

I saw

[narrow lotus]

GLI MORTACCI TUA BASTARDO

[hidden path]

I'm glad I'm gonna sleep a full night and not 3 hours

[solar obsidian]

gypsy

[upper spruce]

https://preview.redd.it/9cyre4xn97t31.jpg?auto=webp&s=dc9630d965750a79964c54bfca183b5a2c3894db
Sissyyyyyyyy

[hidden path]

best gift of this year

[pliant sigil]

No

[scenic sable]

Just don't be lewd.

[solar obsidian]

the dude would paint that flag red and piss on it

[narrow lotus]

Guns dont kill people

I DO

[solar obsidian]

sign this petition

[upper spruce]

Exactly!

"Only my weapon understands me!!"

[pliant sigil]

No

[solar obsidian]

sign this petition, dammit!

[pliant sigil]

No

[solar obsidian]

sign this petition or i'll follow you home and kill your dog

[pliant sigil]

The last time someone killed a guys dog the things didn't go too well

[hidden path]

Goodnight

[upper spruce]

I just realised that STALKER is literally the definition of this phrase.

[solar obsidian]

true

[edgy abyss]

[upper spruce]

weak
I mean "Goodnight"

[hidden path]

Hope this new year is good on you all

[edgy abyss]

Lewdity is in the eyes of the beholder

[solar obsidian]

night

[hidden path]

blow me

[narrow lotus]

** kills 50 people**

Huh , good thing im a people person :D.

[solar obsidian]

gey

i should replay postal

[narrow lotus]

I loved that cowboy shotgun in paradise lost

[pliant sigil]

basically postal is a schizophrenic simulator

[hidden path]

can't catch me

[upper spruce]

"I Suppose it would be politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first."

Stares at Hip

[scenic sable]

https://tenor.com/view/zee-zeezac-beholder-alien-dungeons-and-dragons-gif-24025033

[solar obsidian]

kinky, nice tentacle porn, aldo

[edgy abyss]

he sees so many lewds

[narrow lotus]

Aldourien here to ruin new year eve

[pliant sigil]

[scenic sable]

Don't be dumb.

[solar obsidian]

why not

[heavy peak]

Donacdum

[edgy abyss]

Each tentacle is connected to a different porn site that it's watching constantly

[pliant sigil]

[heavy peak]

https://youtu.be/CRrZWoBc860

[solar obsidian]

a.i.

[upper spruce]

Exactly!

"The STALKERS have gone POSTAL!!"

[pliant sigil]

U know allot about tentacle porn i see Anima

[scenic sable]

Dumbasses don't play D&D.. smh my head

[hidden path]

I don't like bzing alonr

[solar obsidian]

look at his pfp

[edgy abyss]

NO ONE CAN SHAME ME!

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-you-have-no-power-here-the-two-towers-king-theoden-gif-4882470

[solar obsidian]

shaking my head my head

[edgy abyss]

True

[pliant sigil]

Makes sence

[queen finch]

DnD is very poggies

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm66fwscQIc

[pliant sigil]

That's a work of art

[solar obsidian]

didnt know you were based

[upper spruce]

I once was a Dragonborn with a party of 6 kobolds.

[solar obsidian]

no thanks

[pliant sigil]

Please no

[upper spruce]

That's life 😄

[edgy abyss]

Is that from Spelljammer?

[scenic sable]

There's a lot you don't know about me.

[solar obsidian]

of course, care to share?

[upper spruce]

We know enough: One of the Mods that holds a "Ban Hammer" 😄

[solar obsidian]

cringe

[scenic sable]

Don't know. Just picked a .gif from the picker.

[pliant sigil]

Paranoid I see

[scenic sable]

No.

[pastel quartz]

isnt d&d dungeons and dragons?
the game from gif has different naem tho, doesnt it

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

not very talkative, huh

[heavy peak]

Is he ever?

[upper spruce]

"Can;t we all just get along?!?!"
Kills everyone

[edgy abyss]

D&D is Dungeons and Dragons

[queen finch]

we need to do group therapy with Adlourien, how about a DnD session ?

[heavy peak]

@upper spruce bring your black label, lets make aldo more talkative

[scenic sable]

It's still a beholder. A WotC original.

[pastel quartz]

this beolder isnt from dnd tho

[heavy peak]

Ah wait, he doesn't drink

[upper spruce]

I have noticed that alcohol either opens up people... or makes them hostile. So nah t

[edgy abyss]

if it's from Spelljammer like I suspect it is, then it's still the property of Wizards of the Coast who own D&D

[pastel quartz]

oh.. okay

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

@scenic sable how are you spending your new years eve?

[upper spruce]

lol
"ALL I WANTED WAS A 'KROTCHY' FOR CHRISTMASS!!"

[narrow lotus]

He prob does not celebrate it.

[queen finch]

you need to flirt more with him

[solar obsidian]

well im asking him, maybe he does

[queen finch]

he acts all tough but i bet aldo is a really soft nice man behind that hard shell

[solar obsidian]

not everything has to be sexual

[queen finch]

just have to get him open up

[narrow lotus]

[queen finch]

you can flirt in a non sexual way

[scenic sable]

The last thing I'd ever do is play D&D with you trolls. I'd die from cringe trying to cope with all the idiot decisions being made.

[queen finch]

its also known as complements

[solar obsidian]

so quick to judge

[edgy abyss]

HEY! I take offence to that

[queen finch]

bruh ive been playing DnD since like 2010 when i was in the army

yes im fucking retarded playing it

but atleast i know how to

[scenic sable]

Q.E.D.

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA0Xj72Ys64

I WANT "POSTAL" ANIME NAAAAAAOOOOWWW!!

[narrow lotus]

[queen finch]

we can play if you want to and i can demonstrate it

[solar obsidian]

not everything has to become an anime

[scenic sable]

No.

[upper spruce]

life is anime >:3

[queen finch]

💔 😭

[pliant sigil]

No

[queen finch]

fuck no

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/arcadum-maid-cosplay-pose-sexy-gif-22612502

[queen finch]

absolute fucking unit

[upper spruce]

NANI?!?!?!

[pliant sigil]

Hot

[queen finch]

didnt even know they made them costumes in that size

[pliant sigil]

Homo erectus

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dya8-01bN0

Every STALKER in the game

[pliant sigil]

uuuh

[narrow lotus]

They ddint until grown ass men started requesting them

[pliant sigil]

Round 2

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/nicroxio-linux-arch-linux-gif-26163428

[solar obsidian]

ew

[upper spruce]

Cringe

[heavy peak]

Juxtaposition version is better

[pliant sigil]

no.

[fading shuttle]

true but i didnt have it and wasnt gonna look for it

[queen finch]

linux or UwUntu user

https://youtu.be/GEDcmMGRPV4

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/purplecliffe-maid-outfit-maid-funny-gif-24697681

[upper spruce]

This channel is derailing fast

Must save it somehow

[atomic horizon]

no

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/kelso-elijah-maid-elijahkelso19-gif-23642544

[heavy peak]

Ye im missing from my collection as well

[upper spruce]

<_ >
Now I know how cringe 2023 is going to be

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/streamer-beefyc144p-maid-outfit-dance-gif-21145348

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sheldon-big-bang-theory-maid-gif-13410856

[upper spruce]

At least Sheldon has the physique for it 😄

[fading shuttle]

wtf is this

post men

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/maid-gif-19596633

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/815382841604833280/1037365124597567568/2A8C4798-DA6F-43DA-A8F7-0DAA8CD1E52D-1.gif

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/uchiyamasan7322-uchiyama-tiktok-japanese-asian-man-gif-20153190

[queen finch]

here you go chief

https://tenor.com/view/maid-gif-22690065

[upper spruce]

...they keep telling me that "Polish boys are the best fem-boys.

[fading shuttle]

i said men

not boys

[pliant sigil]

Slovenian*

[queen finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gachimuchi-gif-20116037

[upper spruce]

THIS IS ALL GOING TO HELL!

[queen finch]

ffs

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-usami-bunny-maid-anime-vtuber-gif-21868602

[queen finch]

me at midnight

[solar obsidian]

gayfart

[fading shuttle]

i dont see maids german boy

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsvcey0bcgw
Mining intensifies

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/itsmejonb-tvlkltd-tvlkltdtwitch-tada-maid-gif-21437869

[upper spruce]

30 mins left

[queen finch]

thats true btw

[fading shuttle]

yep gotta finish my cognac and go

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2VBImbOdCQ
Life simulator

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738108067220029563/1058377479930249266/322570925_707008250777377_7281898630681551178_n.png

[solar obsidian]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5DpLp_xW1y8&feature=share
oh yeah

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442428345880281089/1058468788066062437/image.png

[queen finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/442428345880281089/1058476974022078485/IMG_20221230_151847_424.jpg

[solar obsidian]

average lithuanian

[upper spruce]

"worth it"

[solar obsidian]

electrical bill go brrrr

[upper spruce]

Hands-free intensifies

[upper spruce]

...btw, the money for 4x new tires are STILL not enough for a PS5 😄

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT13pDbFr8Y
MEM BAG

[pastel quartz]

did anybody play xcom hgere

[fading shuttle]

yes both, good games

was very bad at them

[pastel quartz]

huh? they're difficult?

[solar obsidian]

what hobbies do you have?

[pastel quartz]

i dont have any

i sing when nobody is around or if im bored

[stone blade]

What in the fuck is this chat

[fading shuttle]

acting like an e-thot isnt a hobby?

[queen finch]

brainfart

[pastel quartz]

andi play if i have a game

[pastel quartz]

no, its just a distraction from.. everything

[stone blade]

sad thing is its a profession in this age

[solar obsidian]

any singing plans for the future?

[queen finch]

thats called onlyfans or Twitch Pool and Just Chatting section

[pastel quartz]

i don't think that can work in any sort of way

[solar obsidian]

why not

[heavy peak]

Why is yours fried?

[fading shuttle]

she doesnt do it for profit though

[solar obsidian]

nice

[fading shuttle]

therefore its a hobby

[solar obsidian]

turning your hobby into profit is great

[queen finch]

Onlyfans

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz how about streaming gameplay?

[pastel quartz]

both singing, both streaming is a braindead choice
everything is based on luck

[solar obsidian]

why not try it, you wont lose anything because it will still be a hobby you'd do

[fading shuttle]

try ur luck then

[pastel quartz]

if me myself, have nothing to play, i especially wont have anything to entertain a stream with

[pastel quartz]

my pc is too dogshit.. my internet can barely handle the games on its own

[solar obsidian]

old games might still work

[pastel quartz]

xd

[solar obsidian]

and the amount is endless

try it for fun, maybe you'll strike gold

[upper spruce]

hoh sees

I've run out of videos to post >:I

[fading shuttle]

if all else fails just become a vtuber

[upper spruce]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGB9412dv0k
Potato SImulator

[upper spruce]

They say if a potato is refined properly, it yields the power to destroy the world.

Just sayin...

[solar obsidian]

i should replay cod2

i remember multiplayer had players

[solar obsidian]

he'll bribe the shit outta them like hes pablo escobar

[pastel quartz]

can they prove that he traffics people tho?

[upper spruce]

He propably trafficed potatoes.

[solar obsidian]

depends on the witnesses

i actually believe he'd traffic women

[upper spruce]

Pretty much,

[solar obsidian]

nobody would want to be with that zit

[upper spruce]

Balkans' greatest black-market income: women trafficing
Honestly, I don't even want to joke about it.

[hasty dove]

new year cats 👍

[upper spruce]

10 mins left!

[pastel quartz]

that's me!!

[solar obsidian]

and its happening

[heavy peak]

[hasty dove]

https://www.meme-arsenal.com/memes/f80dda606b8d98ec498aeb3f89afb465.jpg

[upper spruce]

...so this is how the new year is entering: Me peeing 😠

[heavy peak]

You're a few days late for that one chief @hasty dove

[solar obsidian]

pants?

[upper spruce]

nah, I peed in the hole

😄

[solar obsidian]

ikr his memes are ancient, no offense

[heavy peak]

There's always place for vintage memes, but timing is crucial

[solar obsidian]

your partner has a piss fetish?

[upper spruce]

ew nu

[orchid robin]

No, he peed in the money hole obv

[upper spruce]

I peed in the right hole 😄

3 MINS LEFT!

[heavy peak]

[orchid robin]

Youre from the balkans arent you

[upper spruce]

nu

[orchid robin]

Italy?

[upper spruce]

not confirming nor denying anything

[orchid robin]

Spain?

[hasty dove]

like, one year late?

[heavy peak]

Kurwa tik nesakyk

[upper spruce]

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heavy peak]

Christmas passed a few days ago

[orchid robin]

Still a couple seconds

Now

[upper spruce]

1/1/2023

[hasty dove]

ever heard of eastern orthodoxy?

[heady crow]

Happy new year to utc+2 bros :)

[pliant sigil]

Happy new year I wish you all that the prices go the fuck down

[lilac kelp]

cheers ill drink to that

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

hai drak uwu

[lilac kelp]

sup maja

[upper spruce]

Damn the hole neighbourhood went kaboom here lol

[lilac kelp]

new years yet for you?

[pastel quartz]

no

11pm rn

[lilac kelp]

bet i go sleep then

[swift scarab]

4pm here

[lilac kelp]

new years in advance

[upper spruce]

........
I don't feel any different

2023 ruined >.>

💀

at least I got Whiskey so not feelin that bad :D
..and my awesome parents, of course

[pliant sigil]

SKill issue

[pastel quartz]

i was used to pick a date 1998 to fake that im 18
now it's 2005

[upper spruce]

...but then you took aging to the knee.

[orchid robin]

Damn imagine no longer faking your birth date

[pastel quartz]

yeah.. well.. i'm 18 in 4 days

[swift scarab]

I remember that twitter gets angy when you fix your birthday to be correct if you had it as an older one previously

[pastel quartz]

[swift scarab]

‘Twas funny

[orchid robin]

Im 30 days ahead of you

[solar obsidian]

happy new year man, 9 mins since 2023 started for me

[pastel quartz]

idk what do i do

[orchid robin]

No wait 30 days counting from noq

So i guess 34 days ahead of you

[solar obsidian]

youre underage?

[orchid robin]

Maja is 17

[stone blade]

new year same brainfart

[solar obsidian]

fuck

[orchid robin]

He becomes legal in 4 days

[stone blade]

thats what we like to see

Happy new year retards

fk y'al

[pastel quartz]

yup, i always lied about it as people treat me like shit and add some random rules even if theres no talkign about nsfw

[solar obsidian]

i thought maja said shes 18

[pastel quartz]

i did

i just lie to everyone so they fuck off

[orchid robin]

Also maja is a dude

Youve been bamboozled

[stone blade]

lol

[solar obsidian]

well since you lied so not a problem here i guess

[orchid robin]

Go ahead, lie

[pastel quartz]

meh, im pretty clear about being a trap- altaest i try

[orchid robin]

Why do i keep hearing about traps and why do i keep falling in them

[solar obsidian]

i dont know so i just assume first hand by looking at pfp and the way she talks, if they want to be she/him, i dont care really

[orchid robin]

Yeah honestly i was confused at first too

[solar obsidian]

concealed

[stone blade]

@solar obsidian @narrow lotus happy new year idiots

[solar obsidian]

you too, my man 🎉

[heady crow]

Ivaan good year to youuuu

[stone blade]

🤝

brunoo happy new year bruno

❤️

[stone blade]

new year
tarkov still in beta btw

[orchid robin]

Bruh half life opposing force be like 0,39€ and im lacking around 4 cents

[solar obsidian]

classic bug conceal

just call it beta

[upper spruce]

I made a Cake

[pastel quartz]

send me ur steam

[orchid robin]

You are not sending me money

[pastel quartz]

its not my money anyways

so im giving it out

[orchid robin]

You

Are not

[hot solstice]

sigma male actovity

[orchid robin]

Use it on yourself

Buy something you will enjoy

[pastel quartz]

tis steam money, i cant buy it ony mself

[upper spruce]

brah the Xmas spirit though..

[orchid robin]

You know damn well what I meant

[pastel quartz]

i cant use 0.39 for anything iw ant

but u want the game, i dont

[upper spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/826735240902213644/1058870934775283782/sendthistothehappy-1.png

[orchid robin]

Im just browsing the store cuz im bored, didnt even know opposing force was a thing

[grizzled meadow]

Do I really have to?

[pastel quartz]

414951338

[orchid robin]

You

Are

Not

[orchid robin]

Sending

Me

Money

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz celebrating new year or just gaming rn?

[pastel quartz]

its not my money.. and i cant use it on anything for myself dummy

[stone blade]

bottom energy

[pastel quartz]

i never celebrate anything

and- there's nothing to game

and xcom is well-

[solar obsidian]

then what youre just staring into a wall?

[pastel quartz]

sitting here

[orchid robin]

I dont need any more games, i got enough from the epic store giveaway

[pastel quartz]

epic store had a giveaway?

[solar obsidian]

same

[orchid robin]

Yeah

[hoary elk]

they always do

[solar obsidian]

dude it had like 7 games for xmas

[stone blade]

cant wait to play batman arkham knight

[pastel quartz]

thee

ehh, the bloons givaeawhay?

the one that had btd? is that the same thing?

[solar obsidian]

im gonna play fo1 and 2 i guess

never completed them

[uneven sinew]

You gonna get raped by the Creator of the Jet

[orchid robin]

I got wolfenstein new order, death stranding, mortal shell and sable

[swift scarab]

Mfw people don’t remember that Epic gives out games for free constantly

[upper spruce]

brah

[swift scarab]

Hell, I got gta5 premium way back when it was on there

[pastel quartz]

a special giveaway i meant, i know they always give out worthless games

[solar obsidian]

same

[pastel quartz]

i thought theres osmething interesting this time

[orchid robin]

Rising storm 2 vietnam is not worthless

[pastel quartz]

dishonored now

[orchid robin]

Get it

[solar obsidian]

theres sometimes is, i even got all bioshocks from epic games for free, baby

[swift scarab]

Never hurts to check, besides, they’re free, so why would I care

[pastel quartz]

idk even what that is
i heard a lot but i knwo nothing about it

[swift scarab]

Just add to library and move on

[solar obsidian]

try it

[swift scarab]

Twas a good day that time

[stone blade]

new year just dropped

[orchid robin]

Trust me

Get it

[heady crow]

What

[orchid robin]

Its free and its really fun

[upper spruce]

tis old

[swift scarab]

4:20pm for me

[amber marsh]

Happy new years for all my gmt +2 friends!

[pastel quartz]

oh isnt that the assasin game

[solar obsidian]

blaze it

[uneven sinew]

It has the dlcs too

[pastel quartz]

yeah ive seen it, it's a singleplayer game tho- so..

[orchid robin]

Its sort of that, get it i beg you

[heady crow]

Gumbitooo happy new year

Love youuu

[stone blade]

america moment nobody cares about lol suffer

[amber marsh]

Love you too

[pastel quartz]

love you guys too :xqcL:

[orchid robin]

The dlcs are not necessary anyways

[stone blade]

fuck you too guys ❤️

[orchid robin]

I BEG YOU MAJA GET DISHONORED

[pastel quartz]

who are u

[uneven sinew]

They are good if you plan on playing the second game

[fading shuttle]

New year bad

[pastel quartz]

dude it doesnt matter if i get it on epic or not

[stone blade]

Bulgaria bad

[pastel quartz]

ever heard of being a pirate?..

[orchid robin]

IT DOES CUZ ITS FREE AND FUCKIN AWESOME

[fading shuttle]

Yes

[pastel quartz]

i already had the game years ago

[orchid robin]

Why didnt you say so you fuckin du-

[pastel quartz]

because i never had it

[fading shuttle]

Get dishonored 3: honor returns

[orchid robin]

Then how did you have it then

[pastel quartz]

they're published

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