#🎪bruh-fart
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just ignore the z
ck makes no sense either
Poles immediately spotting the fake Pole


They attacked like a stalker squad
IM HALF POLISH OKAY? IM NOT THAT GOOD AT IT
fr fr
l bozo
accidently slept on my keyboard and now i doxxed a pole
that's lithuanian police you bozo
lithuanian police
Yes i know
also i noticed theres not a single D in that name...... fascinating
How tf yall know this
pacanas
guess
cuz we are from there 
Bratuha iš lietuvos 
you had a run in with Lithuanian authorities ? 
bl, dar vienas 

We all did
perkele
that's it, #🎪bruh-fart is officially Lithuanian territory
tylko jedno w glowie mam
🇱🇹
koksu piec gram
Yės
policija and the LNK channel
Mmm depressed cow
už lietuva vyrai
kur ta korta nx
bolivia but not evil
we took over your shit once, we shall do it again
and they say we germans are bad ... 3 Lithuanians find eachother and immediately take over
Duokit man tą virusą aš jį suvalgyt galiu
ah shit i only got maja on my team

maybe she can work as intimidation
U polska?
half
Lenkas krw 
im also half greek
one and a half Polska
idk man
get fucked 
@edgy abyss ateik, užgrobėm #🎪bruh-fart
meaning i got beef with turks,albanians,bulgarians,italians, basically all of the balkans and all slavic nations
This is now a lithuanian channel 
dont @ Grim I still havent given him my character art
work faster
@edgy abyss
Did they say "Picko to motre kurac"

Where is mister tomb from?
guess
germany iirc
goofing around
Afghanistan
also gigachad is half lithuanian
close

Atlantis
sweden
god hes being given such a handicap
its getting hotter
Nigeria
australia?
Neizeidinek musu salies su ta nesamone!

made up language
me everytime I see finnish
Pasigausiu aš tave aš tau sakau tau bus pize 
prašneko scally. bet jo
i know his home adress
German engineering
ofc they also made some weird addon for the barrel to put a beer on
mandatory
thats originally designed to balance the trunnion of the cannon
you put a scale device on it
beer table
its for maintenance
or a beer 
beer table
ive only seen it used once
for beer
nope
wtf
Now for beer
anyways time to launch death stranding, see you guys in 15 minutes
when you are ultimately bored by it ?
Davai
maybe
Play stalker instead
Zdarova
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRIhnV5ZVhg
I hope this no counts as Politics, still 😄
We are living in an absolute nonsense year and the game is unwinnable. This is technically a sequel to the wildly popular "Ununited State of Hysteria", since I haven't made a single political YTP since then!
The sexy song for Biden's unsexy striptease is "cuddletime" by blanknam3d: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV33Xn-mI_I
Support me on Pat...
😂 😄 😦 💀
Maja wtf is yo pfp 
My ram is dying and cant support all the mods
Gonna spend like around 60-70€ getting 2 new ones
I love it lel
I have 8 rams and it's ok
of course you would
I will either go 2 8gb or maybe go a bit spicier and get a 16 and 8gb since they are pretty cheap rn
666 Gigs of RAM RANCH, EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT 9 PM!!
U have 2gb rams or what? 
Ko niekas nekalba lietuviškai, lietuvių kanale?!
asocialūs esam
nu, get rekt
Galvoju pradės pist prota 
Starting the game at very hard
nx, nekreip demesio
dad can u somehow make the brainfalt exail role color pinku pwease
Ig your calves are weaker on that difficulty
new father dropped
"pwease" 
Huh?
JOJ BIDEN!!
Neleiskit jiems kalbėt angliškai čia 
klaun
Nu užsičiaupkit žasinai 
ironic

Tile džiumbras

As ne modas, negaliu to daryti 
Im just visualising what the succubus said
i dont speak that
I regret nothing 
Tai kalbėk

What
I hereby open memebership of the Anti-Lithuanian league
Išmok lietuvių kalba, tada 
Maja
i'm gonna speedrun this aswell then
Tell me what's your pfp
Perpisim 
She said clown so i showed a clown
šitiek šliuhinasi bet lietuviškai kalbėt nemoka 
Yes i know
good fucking luck
as I said its just a girl biting her stressball because her day was rough
Literally wanna know
Her
i think you can see what it is
it's- literally it
No horny
there's nothing else
nacis

Im sure I would be mad if I understood
Petrai kam tu daužai ledine bulka
taip
D: not the no sex curse
True
Ayo dont diss femboys
With a brother is ok for u or what? 
it was easier to A+ the game than to die 1000 times
Reika padauzyti lopus, kartais 
yup!
dont open this can of worms
if there's one thing that I learned from Hotline Miami
jiems dar labiau patinka, iškrypeliai

❤️
I learned that from far cry series
you need to get out of your way to get a weapon to kill a dog
They killed me more in far cry 3 than the pirates 
and a firearm to kill a fatass
skill issue
can somebody gimme pants?
Get it urself
horny issue
use your dirty ones
Here have a pair of jeans i dont use
if i get up, people will see my ass thru the window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJxCw3lDYiQ
Here, have some fast-paced cats
Get the fuck up
as if that would be any deterrent for you 
they will think its a plank


Damn
man why is the little neighbour boy mooning the window rn ? : neighbour pov
now go work out and eat more
Even im thicker than a plank
i dont wanna eat tho
skinny-ass
Im a visual learner
Im a guy
work out and ull want to eat
that's better
Even better
i need motiavtion for that


if you start doing physical exercise motivation will come on its own
just start slow
it all comes down to - just do it
Oh god grim is harassing me again
theres nothing special
you either do it or be the same
ew wtf do i need pushups for
it's not gonna change my ass
???
then do squats dummy
that's better
its called a work out
I know exercises for lower body
Squats glupacho
I even got a friend who can recommend some
tell me then
He really exercises his lower body
Huge breasts are best, nuff said
Like really exercises 
@pastel quartz download a home workouts app atleast
no
Y?
what do i need an app for
10 squats rn ! 
excersises since you cant do them on your own
i think i'm able to do squats
you know
God dammit chat! Stop trying to get @pastel quartz a dump truck of an ass! 
yeah but you dont
its not that simple
Kodėl ne? 
its a group project
shut up, we gonna give her the fattest ass
gimme 10 rn
but you get nothing as a reward- why work in that kind of group project
you need pre-workouts first, then do the main ones
The thirst is real...
what do I need a reward for ?
You get a dump truck
i do, he doesnt tho
it makes us feel better
why not just spam squats until i pass out
Good idea
it doesnt work like that 
my reward is you being marginally less horny in here when your dump truck is actually getting you some
He gets to ask you for pics 
then what do i hneed pre workotus for? i dont think its gonna change my muscle change in ass
Okay so listen
for a healthy heart
xd
Warmup exercises are so your muscles get some action and warm up before doing the heavy lifting etc
ecks dee these nuts
blood circulation
Shaped ass?
squats isnt heavy lifting
Cuz it you go raw then you might pull a muscle or even tear a tendon
“Heavy lifting” you know what i mean
maybe
Depends on how fat you are!
true
underweight

Then eat picko
anyway, @pastel quartz, if you want to have better appetite - work out
or smoke weed 
ew fuck no
or that

oh my
I didnt think you were so pure
Who?
i'll never touch any sort of bad stuff
beside pp
its weird af. such a degenerate but also pure
Good stuff
Pp aint bad
yeah
it's bad, addictive
"bad stuff"

What if the pp was touched by weed?

depends, if i'm already addicted to that pp i'll take it no matter what

True, literally had to stop talking to one guy for like 3 months cuz he wouldnt stop thirsting
what
Imma leave it like that
🤷♂️ ive lost the plot
majas skinny-ass, @digital quartz
ah right
then weed bad
I got some in my back yard 
proof
even you 
outside or in a growing house ?
have you ever tried ?
Send it to the FBI or I don't believe you 

yup
ahh
bruh
Maja high and male chicken hungry
😱 oh no how are you not horribly addicted ?
my ni- smokin that dandeleon
?
are you about to defend a drug or what are u trying to say
weed cures cancer™️
Drugs good when u need them 
hell yeah
Certified by Žvagulis
nice
Weed cures flat ass 
A bit of weed never hurt nobody
Yes
Expept the poor souls that are allergic to it
Allergic to weed? 
peopel can be allergic to water..
you can be allergic to almost anything
Like you with grammar
i don't think grammar is correct spelling and writing..
Ok imma go now guys. Davai bratuhos užimkit šitą kanalą 
i think grammar is something else
davai
Grammar is wording your sentences correctly
Bring back the talk about assess. Chat being thirsty over thicc @pastel quartz was entertaining to watch 
He’s thinking of basic spelling
we just want her to succeed 
exactly
You've managed to pinpoint the concept that I was trying to describe, bravo!

tired of seeing maja dis-respecting herself so much
Where’s my cookie
up my ass
kinky
stealing our jobs

yes
I think u r projecting my kobold
how
projecting your kobold?
Kobold pron my beloved
what does that mean

Fire them out of a cannon
Kobold successfully projected

i domt understand
me neither
I can confirm he is also a kobold outside the cup

Your stares do not bother me Helper, go back to #🔨base-gamma-support from whence ye came

išvarė vergaut
Inb4 you realize i can mute you...
no balls
Can you pull up my infractions list too, you wouldn’t be the first
he will dodge the mute by the grace of allah
The children crave the FedEx simulator
Whatever that means

dude
Mods removed "mute" role
just google before saying it
you are powerless
remove braifnat exile form mewhj
you good ?
No


i wanna be in vc with gumbi tho :c
Quick, mute me for an hour so Grim feels better
instant rejection 
let us vcc please

Aww
The mute role on who?
i can join for the next time! 
thanku
Helpers used to be able to mute
They can’t anymore

Ah
shes out of her cage
I guess Grok did something
In the list of roles you can give people 
Also hello Falco, hru!
Hence above statement
punished maja unleashed
okay then 🙏
new arc coming
@pastel quartz texted the friend, will get back to you when he lists the exercises
theres no getting out of this
Lmao that sounds like an anime xD
If i can't stick the "muted" role on @orchid robin , I can't abuse him anymore @grizzled meadow ! You can't do this to me!
as intended

Suck dick
damn
damn he insulted a helper
you let him talk to you like that ?
lenkas lenkauja
(olympic instigator btw)

I can insult him all i want now
Kek
@edgy abyss poopoo head
@edgy abyss Stinky
D:
I have to now... Mods have no love for helpers 
Helper getting abused 
gawd damn the insults they are throwing

Do they tho?
Clowning on helpers
they do

if you work on it
p!roast @edgy abyss
@edgy abyss, I'd slap you, but shit stains.
Aight, imma head home to get in vc you stinky peepee heads
the tone around here has been getting very rough 
p!illegal abuse
no u
p!illegal lithuania
grim just close your eyes and you wont be cyberbullied
just turn off the pc 
p!roast @grizzled meadow
@grizzled meadow, It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Turn off the pc
p!slap @orchid robin
what is this gey shit
Strongest lithuanian
man you really showed him

p!slap @pastel quartz
fuck im dying
see? i'm stronger
I think those are all girls for once actually
Funny
kink
and i dont wanna hurt other people
atleast some
i mean most anime is gey

wouldnt it be better if someone else did the slapping ?
Don’t encourage them
sure but- asking somebody to do this takes a while
Don't start with horny shit
aweh my fingie
it huwtie
@digital quartz what have u done
i tried
poor schmuck
@slim osprey check dms, the friend answered
is he watching something ?
u pinged the wrong-
@heavy peak bijai?
I already do that

the gift that keeps on giving
Lemme miss the pain away uwu
everybody gets a thicc ass
Kiss*
ph-
Only people that politely ask will get the vid
Ayo that's for dms
What vid?
thats a lot of exercises tho
PH levels?
salutations my good sir, may i have the video posted in my DM's from you?
my brain will melt before my body will
unlikely given your reluctance to do squats
Hot
get to work you lazy ass
no
The fuck kinda vid you all talking about?
alice would be here she'd smack you
lower back workout
she'd have to drag me on the floor for me to do anything
She can
guess she works out
no shit, everybody can
it's not about if she can
do it for me then 👉👈
no
pff
Hmmmmmm
A nice ass needs work
@pastel quartz imagine how much dick you'd have with an ass like that
Enough about ass workout
#motivation
the same amount..
What about cock workout
no
i don't go outside, i don't have friends, i don't know anybody
having a different ass wouldnt change anything if i dont use it
If you exercise with me you will ;)
But I didnt say anything
Maybe it would encourage you to meet some new people and even start convos about your ass
Find another shut in that hasn’t turned into a neckbeard yet, they’re everywhere
the thing is, excercise will boost your will to touch grass more
umm excuse me ... would you like to talk about my ass ? 😳
Exercise grass
fuck these server settings holy shit
lift joints
Have you noticed how thick my ass is?
We call that lawnmowing
this again
Yeah I noticed that as well
Yea, that word was restricted a while ago
fuck ur restriction
This server is homophobic
Dam
Fuckity fuck fuck
Deal with it kid
,, wahh gae is used as an insult ''
Hmm
ikr
Freedom prevails
Imagine feeling insulted because someone called you queer
So wait since ive seen some debate on this
So maja is a guy or the forbidden word
Guy
Kiss them and see how gae you feel afterwards
One redeeming quality finally
worthless quality
paradoxon
Nah nah that ups the market value
Glen Quagmire's cock could do multiple and lift weights smh
Horny mf

I was planning to go out with a couple friends today
But the fuckers have no money
So I guess no femboy for me tonight
before and after
Send them to fuck for money then
make some
Easy
What do you think I did?
Just suck someone off and then lend the money to your friends
No
I already got my money, they can get their own
Me and the #🎪bruh-fart reals
cute
Not the worst pickup line sadly
the ole onion burlap sack is a classic
ew

oof
he is in critical condition
wont recover
bro ikr 
,, what's the worst she can say ''
I wish I was at the gym
Drink some water and stop thine thirsting
get yourself a home gym 
Average brainfart member
Give me the money for it
Water cant quench that kind of thirst bröther
legit me when i see a pic of @heady crow
wanna come over and use mine ?
No
I don’t think puss juice is really worth it compared to water my guy
Too much effort

🤷♂️ then keep wishing
Do something about it
i'm oui of wicked games agane :c
go play stalker soc
You know its piss right
no
Metro and Nier not your cup of tea ?
nier couldnt launch
metro ,, immersivity '' was too much form e
Go on itchio and filter for the nsfw section
Go play subnautica
Problem solved
@pastel quartz touch grass
trueeeeee
it's a horror
enough gaming
@grizzled meadow ! They posting weird stuff again!
It's not horror
He’s offline, nice try
Subnautica is horror for people with thassalophobia
There is a game called "exercise" try that
touching grass wont make me more social
Bold of you to assume he's going to do something
so glad he is not real
@slim osprey
Real
Its majas- I mean, ahem, I'll take my chances
Banana flavored whey is a warcrime
thats the point of touching grass!
no
HES GOT A PISS KINK, ISOLATE HIM
cori?
LMAO
ew, the psycho 
Cori
One day I'll be him
people in their comfort zone wondering why they feel uncomfortable outside their comfort zone 
fucking right, bruv
there aint even grass to touch outside
Go out and grow some
Touch snow
nah
Touch tree
ill wait for summer
Touch me bro
touch yourself ? 😳
Already did
did
Already did
Gorf also touched himself
bye and get well soon
What
Avatar kindda fun movie

hi laive
haii uwu >~<
now I lost my game because I wanted to be nice 
get fucked, nice guy
at least I do 
No fucking way

Pelé died, rip
Who?
Who
Ah, don’t care
yep
no sportsball fans here smh
Brazil, aka soccer or something
Im American, we watch football
No es messi asique no me importa
Sorry
messi, mi insecto favorito
now i miss that game because ur palying it :c @heavy peak
VAMOS MESSI
Join ze stream then 
watching the stream will make me want it even more
Thats the point
even tho i hated it
Vamos
What game
fh5
joga bonito sadge
that thiing is so expensive wtf
thing ? you mean the game ?
Its on sale tho
doesnt change anything
idk racing games without controller kinda suck
i hate controlelr
Skill issue
just feels bad
I play on m&k too
cope. Trackmania fucks hard with keyboard
what else fucks hard
Straight facts
im not talking about performance
not me
oofie
fuck you
Okay, when?
mb I will go full on racing wheel 
I'm afraid that's not possible my dear
But don't give up
Maybe some day you'll get it
cya guys im out
James Burke hits his mark with perfect timing, in this astounding clip from the science documentary series, Connections.
#short #shorts
bruh
once in a lifetime
also that commentary
Teammates are so shit today
teammates?
Ye, playing festival playlist races in co-op
Much faster than doing them solo
But it depends on teammates..
so she can join vcs
well, she is
Welcome back to the peasant rank
I'm out of gin DDDD:
first vc i joined and people are talking about ,, children and s.x '' or ,, if you married a woman, you own her, there is no r-word, she gave you consent when she married you''
Either someone drank from by bottle or my alcoholism is getting serious
yeah the british dude left
I don't blame you, I don't like talking to him either
the other dude started talking about the ocnsent and r-rowrd
Yeah maybe dont join vc ever…….

If they frequent brainfart, theres a good chance it will
Remember that the people here who have controversial opinions only share the moderator friendly ones
Nah i gotta shower
he's the one that started r-word
hell no
bamboozled
just report these fucks
trailer for stalker 2 just came out on Youtube 😮
Ye, just use !report or @ moderators
already saw it
@pastel quartz Ping us when shit like this happens
not going to lie, i like where stalker 2 is going
imma make the popcorn ready for this one
oh the trailer finally premiered?
actually could be Sakharov cause he talks about the zone and shit
but he doesnt look like he is in a lab and doesnt have his coat
I can clip it too as he goes on random shit like that all the time
I just mainly deafen
wicked looking
i mean please do report in any way u can weird behaviour in VC
how do they have funds for that? isn't stalker's studio kinda indie, ork inda poor
Ork da poor
its been in development for years to be fair
In the war hammer 40k universe if an ork said that, god you'd be poor as shit
Comfy
game's being published by Microsoft
they got the moolah
that sounds.. terrible
Feels weird to listen to the English dub
Blyatiful
What are those liberal fucks talking about?
tau kinth was the one speaking about the ,, consent, married a woman, other person owns other '' blah
some unga bunga caveman was talking about the children thing
Bro can go hang himself
not wrong
Fr
maybe i understood something wrong, or maybe im overreacting, gumbi could explain it better
Very well
youre one to talk
youre one to talk
ur a cutie
Ain't noone talkin to you,shadow master
Half blackface?
Sounds like someone graduated from Andrew Tate’s Alpha university

doesn't alpha in another way mean ,, unfinished work ''
It kinda does, thinking about it
:#
"Are you ugly?"
"Quite the opposite"
3:
The leader (because of false information of wolf packs) and other
they are the same people who talk about the struggles of men while also playing devils advocate when the woman is being abused
That one was british too
my childhood friend did that the last time i met him, after that i avoided him
Dat feel when Amazon shipping was supposed to be delivered now… but now says “will be delivered by 8 pm”….
Agreed
true gigachad moment
wtf is that anime
I don't know
is that what weebs watch?
yeah
Weebs when they see the transatlantic slave trade “wheres horny?”
they think its like corporate work
that's some duty propaganda
“They voluntarily boarded the ships mate”
what does slav mean? working class?
Original video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdHjM40_wIs
Original creator:
https://www.youtube.com/c/ЛоговоХарриса
A quick edit of the video "Dr Livesey of S.T.A.L.K.E.R." by "ЛоговоХарриса"
2/10 not exaggerated enough
tbh I don't know
valid lol
i mean
this was at some point an inside joke over at the rp channel
pet rat out of literal nowhere
And then I reacted with rat emojis to every single message of the dude that "controlled" the rat briefly
and the habit stayed
lmao
rp stalker with his pet rat
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true
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A longer version
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