#🎪bruh-fart
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being autistic without posting banned materials is hard
I should delete what i have before i accidentally post here and get a 2nd warning 
Also no targeting furries
target me instead!!
mods really hate it if you make fun of furries 
alright their secret is safe with me
Tell me about it
Remember, religious discussions are very cool and based
Mods will suck your dick if u have one
I came to the conclusion brainfart is no place for sane people
So true!!
me
јеботе
Falco has personally traveled to Bulgaria many times to give me the sloppy
is this true @grizzled meadow
дежа ву
I'm losing my mind
@grizzled meadow 
fartbrain
All credit to ceno0, I only did funny background music
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ceno0 pootis engage extreme kingdom come meme funny team fortress 2 soldier tf2
Good evening
watching Sean Connery being a priest
Tomorrow I get the happy pills and then I'm happy

Ah yes, the Flintstones vitamins
My meth infused flinstones
Name of the movie? Because I think I know what you're talking about
Real life.
Il nome della rosa
@stone blade man the skill issue moments
my guy became helper
the hell
drift phonk cars.
music:
- 4DEPT – Drug and drop
- NISSAN PLAYA – mistake
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cars really go hard
Fuck off
I had this stuck in my recommendations for 2 months, and now you bring it back 
Idk
Got stuck in customer support mode for 2 weeks with occasional interest from other helpers... And here i am
kekw
Idk, i just find it fun... Was doing it in KF2 discord before i got banned from there for... Unrelated reasons 
hope u guys be well
Unrelated Reasons

I would have still been there if it wasn't for a false warning because mod doesn't know how to use Google translate... And warning me for using a whitelisted swear word
Then got in trouble for discussing Team Fortress 2 too much 
@edgy abyss support moment
Where did all of you go @heavy peak
Ah, those... That's a polite one. The best are when someone makes their own problems and then bitch at you for not being able to fix them 
He's now chained in the support dungeon. We only let him out for a few minutes at a time 
touching the void
nooooo
takes awhile for me to understand
what can i say, im more like a top sight kind of guy
or canted
love the bright green polymer
The weed clip
the nerf blaster gunsmith
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htt...
theres a part where the guy fired the 50cal and it didnt get mentioned in thumbnail or title smh
what the fuck
displeased void
He stands
the void hungers
He got scared by something
awwww
That's just frickin cute
It be
I wanna hurt somebody badly idk why
I'm a week ahead of you.
Spiritual time of the month.
Don't fucking mess with me
No.
Punch your pillow
Do meth
Sounds like you need some motivation.
What kind.
I am stressed from them fucking demandin and forcing upon me.
I wanna punch their face as hard as possible to give them a reality check
Really badly
Not you.
.
Hook up with a masochist.
xdd
Brooooo
Good movie
so true
enjoy
Jesus christ fucking calm down

Ah, I see you only bottom.
Typical
no
mee!! mee
fuck off
Only if you type !fuckoff
no
fuck on
me
I'll put up a camera.
I have things to worry about then being horny
And yes it matters
I have to take things into my own hands
Horny jail is my own dungeon
And crush them like a nut
@plucky void will like this
crushing nuts makes you nut?
okie!! i'll meet other prisoners uwu >~< would be so much fun!
No thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8&list=RD7iH8Qc9-gA8&start_radio=1 a man without a pork bun is never a whole man - sun tzu probably
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Dance of the Yi People by He Shufeng, remixed by Oh No. Looped by me.
That's an old ass game.
It's pretty good, though.
same
its hard to be 20
Wanna compare asses?
No, no go on...finish the joke
guys wish they got to plow your ass
If you can't finish your sentences, then someone else will finish them for you.
No worries, what you don't know won't hurt you.
only my future gf will get the right to slap ma booty
Not that it hasn't happened before with other user 
Youre late ||jebo ti jusuf mater||
that reasoning is pretty funny tho, dont think i've heard that before
oh god no another gen z buzzword?
Bruh where you been?
not here
Mersi
Rizz is gonna eventually gonna make it to the tv talk show hosts and everyone is gonna use and at the same time become lame

Like all slang I guess
It means you got game talking to girls (or guys)
Maybe that's why I don't know what it means
To flirt and pick-up
I THOUGHT I HEARD THE OLD MAN SAY
LEAVEEE HER JHONNY LEAVEE HERR

I think it comes from charisma
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hardest song
I am in need of my violence milk
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fucking
stupid clipboard homo ass mofo
omw to hit on women and men
I'll behave then
Am tired
stop being tired
sucks vigor out with straw
:(
injects it into gorfield
am persist with the indomitable human spirit
am getting gains beyond all measure in dire times
I'm working early so I'm gonna sleep soon anyway
unfortunately won't have time to hit on women or men
not mutual
Still
No homo
@heavy peak explain
Homies 🤝
not nomo if balls dont touch
True
I'm glad you saw the error in your ways
night night
hope I find a bad bitch under my christmas tree 
crystal is going to get bullied by mods for changing bio again...
MW2019 Deluxe edition night vision goggles stay ON during sex
wulululuLULULULU
ok cloaker
I actually found one of these in my state
a bodybuilding tree?
happy to provide

?
@stone blade
idiot
thx
Guys are you https? because without you..I'm just ://

i live spain with the spain
🤔
🦶 🦶
❤️
these are fucked
ravaged even
Dilated.
piledriven maybe
who are you to judge me
its a shitposting channel
oh yeah forgot that bad but funny memes are shitposts
leave us to our farts
because in this world
you either a smart fella
or a fart smella
any meme that falls within rule boundries is allowed
Can a can can a canal?
Apparently, yes.
looks like it
horse priviliges taken 
stop horsing around
up to mischief
Yogurt is my favorite thing in a dinner
no
Y'all heard of clussy...
But are you ready to get some clock?
horse
buncha 5.56 ak's
cheaper ammo
sTOP
HORSE
pretty good value for a bucket of chicken
Mhmmmm

not the semen I mean the chicken wings
imagine if you were
Where you at
lie
Cause in Australia it’s dog shit
rule #2, lol
you're Australia???? holy shit
I am Australia
are you upside down?
isn't Oceania the continent or my brain just farted
are you a country or a continent
your brain is farted
This is the future the capitalists want.
(rule #2, lol)
fuck
Holy fuck.. Lois… I’m cumming… Lois
why is everything rule #2
Idk man
search grok rule34
oh aight brb
It's cropped. Want the original?
Continent
i do not believe you send proof
Noo that would suck nooo(yeah) nooo

#bardcore #tavernwave #dnd
Future - Mask Off [Medieval Bardcore Version]
Mine own medieval, fantasy orchestra presents Mask Off for the enjoyment of knights, ladies and fine fellows of the realm.
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he's really the continent
I really am
and i am sleep deprived
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Inside me there are two men.
the twink femboy
the 40k lore discussor
i'm like pretty sure
half of the 40k players are femboys
The other half are tomboys
Sir your photos in stockings and a short skirt have been released to the public
man i'm just happy Aldo is not online these days
we would be fucked
fucked in the banned way
only place he looks at is brainfart
and only place he bans people in
what am i suppose to do discuss it in offtopic
@ruby minnow go there, dumbass
oh shit
well seems like he talked about re4
conclusion i guess he doesn't ban people from here anymore
hes online everyday
He banned Alice a few days ago.
(typo, I swear, I'm not one of Aldo's alts)
Too late, we can no longer trust you.
tried posting a sea of thieves meme and a discord bot just cock blocked me
:(
the era of man is coming to an end
Try posting muscular, topless men instead.
you're right
my favorite in tarkov
I learnt how to mod Oblivion just so I could make this.
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gn chat sleep hard❤️

I will.
puppy!
Whats the last one? Military?
guess so
Yeah
Yes
I am literally Australia
I am the continent
omg yess!
P!translate english Wesołych świąt, miau!
Wesołych świąt, miau!
Merry Christmas, meow!
P!translate english Moźsez patrzeć nie dotykać
Moźsez patrzeć nie dotykać
You can look, not touch
Freddy Frazbear
I probably shouldn’t stick my dick in this… however
you are in luck, you werent the only one who thought that
brain malformities
the furry community really likes Kerfus
its thats true why are there only 297 photos
uncrop the kerfussy
nah, not getting muted for a week
also does like
221 kerfus, and 74 kerfus female imply those 221 are dudes
nah, its almost an even split between boy and girl kerfus
pick your poison and all that
its a tube shaped robot
well it can be a robot with a kerfussy, or a kerdick
elongated roomba
the internet doesnt care foolish man
y e s

Anyone got that mp4 where a little girl asks her mother where she came from and the mother replies "monkey" and then when the father replies he says "that's just your mothers side of the family"
I've never seen that

its angy 
Mmm, the paws are my favorite
Inb4 the cat bites his tongue
My cat's face after i kissed his forehead
"really? You just did that? Right in front of my face? While i was relaxing at bed?"
Lmao
Lmao
YOOOO
We are going on early holidays
🥳
Yesterday the school got closed because fucking half of the people got sick
Then yesterdays evening the prosecutors got involved
L
"there are no doctor's certificates = there is no proof that children are sick = fuck you, go back to school"
Well everyone got their certificates and tomorrow we're going on holidays
We're just waiting for one single guy to send his certificate
Our class is half empty, several of those kids are coughing
I loove our prosecutors
the coofer
....
i wanna to invite her a coffee
"Who tf laid the tiles like that?"
Boss, most people here can't understand Russian
Saddest moment in MGSV:TPP, having to kill your own sick men. But they respect and salute you to the very end.
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Rip madirex got the cobid
Can you check which version of covid you have
npm version covid
do you actually understand that
That is my understanding of the text
Damn I've thought cursive text was like minecraft enchanting table language to people from other countries
I can read Russian italics (idk what the correct term is)
But Russian cursive is fucking inscrutable
Yikes
Nobody writes like that
I'm glad to hear that
Uh, I haven't tried actually reading cursive since college
This would take me more than a few minutes to figure out
Нормальный почерк
мой лучше не будет
second is my worst nightmare too, can't stand doing algebra
if i have a solution in front of me it seems quite easy, but if you take all tips from me, i just... start panic and "died from brain explosion"
pre-calc?
тригонометрия
In American education,
Pre-Calculus
What you study in 11-12th grades (17-18yo)
Studying actual calculus is relegated to college classes, or "advanced placement". (College classes that you can take while still in highschool)
It looks like calculus, to me
I'm not sure
hmmm, in Ukraine it's actually starts from 8th grade
that things with cos sin tan ctg
but the real shit starts in 10th
Same in russia
Yeah, in America, that's when you start studying Trigonometry
our education system is only for the smartest)))
Murica
But the use of the integral sign (∫) here makes me think it may be Pre-Calc (or calculus)
it's more calculus i think
this is already analysis if I haven't mistaken
i just don't give a fuck, cause a have good classmates that good at it
no child left behind
4k ultra hd
Listen, highschool was like ten years ago now, so don't judge it based on what I say, alright?
geography?
We had classes like "History" and "Social Studies."
geography are classes where you study maps, location of the countries, their capitals, how the Earth built and so on
Wait madirex you're still in highschool?
he actually is
but I can't make out what grade he is
17 yo, iirc
ok, that's eleventh for sure
like me
from now, we have 2 roads: go to college or go to army 🙂
Americans probably can't find Ukraine, Burndi, or Indonesia on the world map
But can probably know what part of the world they're in.
I guess we Americans figure that knowing about the history of a few places is more important than knowing the locations of all of them.
(Think of it this way; If you only know a guy's name, how much do you really know that guy?)
Always college 🙂
Its right there bruh
grade 11
i guess it's not difficult to know the certain location if you know the history of it
Have fun learning calculus
If you take data science or computer science you're gonna use it a lot 
thanks god, I'm heading for philology
Wtf is philology
Oh
Afaik theres also a guy who studies language here
His name is in greek alphabet
don't know how to describe it more correct way
Linguist i think
yep
philologist is more familiar word for our native people
u know, we always had 2 camps: "tehnars" and "filology"
first is everything that connected with math and so on
fundamental sciences
and second ones is literature and languages
Discrete logic?
Wait, i mean discrete math
nono
science is correct way to say it
i mean to describe it
haii
i actually wanted to become Gordon Freeman, but ... math problem
nevermind, being a gnome is actually a way better
I'm was wondering, does my english speech seems to be unnatural ?
fairly good, I would say
Text? Spoken speech?
in this situation first
Its fine tbh
because a have a good base, but a lack of experience
I consider my english slightly broken but if you can get the point across then its fine
Just keep talking/texting and consume media
yeah i fuck up sometimes too
talk with yourself to help with pronunciation, you'll look schizo but oh well
If you want to test your english skills to the limit, go play arma 3, find a unit, and be a team leader
lol, did it several times
helps a bit i would say
English is my second language and usually i dream and sleeptalk in english
And think in english
i sometimes play 5v5 team games and make all my dudes speak in broken english (it's 90% swearing)
Ah yes dota moment
dreaming about being bri'ish
No dont 
"bro hes -120, just peek"
wish the voice chat was in League
you don't
Cutting fine lines between fields of study and education is something that would reveal you as someone who doesn't speak English as your first language.
(Or at least, as someone who didn't attend school in an Anglophone country)
If you want to improve your English quickly, get into philosophical debates.
Argue about pointless shit.
The only good thing about being british is their accent. Even that will get you an auto L sometimes
agreeable
our people always separate people in two groups, according to the classes they like
#🎪bruh-fart message
Here's an example of me being dumb.
You may enjoy it.
A larger conversation follows
ladder 🪜 this?
and stairs that things in everyone's house
Out people? 
our.
about stairs, in Ukrainian we actually have 2 separate words
"сходи" for stairs and "драбина" for ladder
use Google to get the pronunciation if you are interested
Dealing with lexical gaps in foreign languages is always so annoying.
seems pretty fun to me actually
Thanks to the metro 2033 i found out some little think about my language
in russian we only have word "патрон" for ammo
Bruh
The French word for brass knuckles is poing americain
"American Fist"
in Ukrainian we have 2 different words with same lexical meaning
"патрони" and "набої"
(Kastet, in Russian)
Ukrainian localisation in Metro 2033 is pretty good btw
Having two words for the same thing is fine
But having zero words for something (when most languages have one) it a little bit frustrating for translators
so the Stalker community ought to know where is Ukraine because of Chornobyl
Where r u from?
"Russian Fallout"
I'm not from Greece, don't ask me
actually named yourself after Slowdive album named Souvlaki
My hopes of not being the only greek person in the server are slowly diminishing
people keep asking me if I'm from greece because of that dish
Lmao, nice
Dutyer is greek
Wait, you're greek?
Yep was about to say that
Yeah!
so many greeks on the internet
Somehow greek ppl seems to speak at least 3 languages
@orchid robin ξυπνά ρε
greek alphabet is gorgeous tho
Ty
Look at dem curves 
thick
n juicy
tho is an abbreviation for though
i know
You're just using a word in a sentence 👀 not much more to it
but, happens that tho doesn't affect the context
looked up on urban dictionary for several times
and haven't got the certain answer yet
maybe we don't have the certain translation for it
Using shortenings in normal speech
This happens all the time in #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua
I have no idea what they're saying half of the time
Lmaaaaooo
ajajaja
Lmaaao has an meaning now that I think of it
we can shorten every word actually
Laught My African American Ass Off
so only native speakers can understand
Respectfully
no urban dictionary for russian ass
xD I suppose
I mean, at the same time you got shit like Greeklish which is basically greek but with english characters
but i prefer to say Ukrainian, but russian is more fittable there
That I've been told is extremely hard to understand unless you're a native greek speaker or a fluent greek speaker
u know, our people is trying to separate from russians all the time
Ur people being.........?
Wasn't the Greek language standardized less than a hundred years ago?
Wdym
Ahh
yep
So monkeys are scary
u actually know what these colours mean?
Brainfart
it's that simple so could be hard
Wait until i enchant the rock with lightning and enslave it to do my bidding
Romanians 💀💀💀
You should come to indonesia my bro 
I saw a mf flying around at -7 degree weather atf
The whole country is basically a mosquito farm
can't remember what i was doing jn 2013
actually watching my brother playing don't starve
Grok is french?
lol, i found out about don't starve earlier than about Minecraft
Fixed it
gopnik(((
I wonder what gopnik means in english
let's play around ethnical stereotypes
is russian is gopniks than Ukrainians is kozaks
Imma do you one better and go to sleep cuz its 5.48 am
ukrainian autocorrects with capital letter
true patriot
:P
a mimir
It's 5 am and I gotta go work
a mimir indeed my friend
i have an assessment in about 2 hours
Ha, god I wish I had a job rn
Well, it's too late to start now, you're more than likely not gonna finish it in time so it's not like stressing about it helps, that's assuming you haven't done or started it yet
Yeah 2 hours is gonna fuck you up more then not sleeping at this point
love sleeping in the afternoon
Depending on how tired you are you just might not even wake up in time
because your dreams are literally what are u thinking off
i just have to retell my power point presentation
nothing special
Bro, sleeping at 5 am after an all nighter in the summer with the fan blowing you, I mean on you with the birds chirping is just magical
Dont really wanna deal with the consequences of my actions atm
after waking.up
yes
Thank you my brother
its gonna be 30 degrees for the entire week where i am and im in a caravan so im pretty much gonna burn alive
half of my summer was like going to bed at 8 am
give me that temperature
-7 rn in romania
"30 degrees? That's below freezing!"
Celsius
Went out for a ciggi in shorts and a t shirt and almost froze my balls off
The cigarette was burning weird cuz of the cold too smh
90 degrees Fahrenheit
LMAO
ate 2 big fucking chocolates today
diabetes? whats that
Holy fuck
🇺🇸
thx st. Nicolas
Uhhhhh
The empty spaces and the ones that are marked with white are the ones that are q quarantined
где твое?
What are we looking at?
11а, закрасил ибо расписание утреннее
Missing a slight translation
School schedule
Ahh bet
Half of the classes are quarantined
Wait quarantined schools? Covid stuff or war stuff?
covid bru
Covid I feel is better
covid times were actually great
were 
war shit is led with inflation
everyday sirens
a mimir
and now - fucking electricity disabling
lucky me, i live near some important shit, so my electricity stay alive
Its only electricity, it's not like everyone uses it or anything 
i usually sleep
JUST LIKE I SHOULD
Are you Ukrainian or Russian
Ukrainian
Damn
like when there were mass blackouts
the internet weren't working too
so i was reading Lovecraft with candles and sleeping
most of the time
i could send something but it will be political
It be raining
but at least it's not cold
Today's gonna be good anyway
grindset but for being a real person
why is there a bunch ogf blood on the ground at this subway station 
My toes are fucked as cunt
The amount of shit that lands on them
I don’t know how I haven’t lost them
Free drinks
stop shitting on your toes, idiot
Can’t they backwards
With the final batch of Stone Ocean out, I felt that this needed to be made!
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That’s gross
you don't like choripan? cringe
Ew, anim
I hate soccer and I hate alabama or whatever that country is
Inside you there are two wolves. One is inflating the other with a bike pump
Έτσι και ξαναπροσπαθήσεις να με ξυπνήσεις 6 γαμημένη η ώρα θα πάρω τον παπαγάλο του iedy και θα σου των χώσω τόσο βαθιά στον κώλο σου
be safe brudda
wish you guys the best over there, the OG stalkers

thx bro
Actually true
I remember when Harry Potter and Doctor Who craze started while I was in school
Then we all grew up… and saw on the internet that all Brits are alcoholics
And nothing like Harry Potter

Was I muted from the War Thunder chat or was it deleted
Ah you're awake
Its been 82 years since war thunder chat was deleted
Ah okay
Apex Predator is out for WT
F-16 Time
Mig 29 better
@green flicker








