🎪bruh-fart

[somber warren]

horny ass mf

[crimson flame]

win win situation

[ionic hatch]

🫀

[orchid robin]

Actually

[eager quest]

bold of you to assume ill put my head inbetween your legs

[orchid robin]

Im hungry

[devout hull]

Saved.

The image is in my hard drive now.

[ionic hatch]

[narrow lotus]

u are literally 15 , u are not allowed to put anything anywhere u fucking degen

[orchid robin]

Imma fry some eggs

[ionic hatch]

WAIT HE IS?

AW FUCK NO

[narrow lotus]

yes.

[solar obsidian]

@ionic hatch jail time

[ionic hatch]

I'm not going to prison again

[orchid robin]

Why are there 15 year olds here

[ionic hatch]

[eager quest]

past that, and im not a degenerate

[ionic hatch]

fr

[solar obsidian]

again

[eager quest]

im the only normal younger person in this entire server

[orchid robin]

15.5 still is too young

[ionic hatch]

i literally explained this

I went to jail and prison

[narrow lotus]

however

[solar obsidian]

keep telling that yourself

[narrow lotus]

since i came here to punish someone

[eager quest]

i am

[ionic hatch]

I was in prison for 3 months

[devout hull]

me

[eager quest]

look at crystal for example

[orchid robin]

To be fair it was a dutch prison

[narrow lotus]

p!mute @lucid tartan 12h take a chill pill and stop insulting please

[foggy mantle]

@lucid tartan has been muted for 12 hours.

[devout hull]

dang it

[solar obsidian]

good point

[somber warren]

bruh 3 months what did you do? steal candy?

[ionic hatch]

I got out of prison last year

[eager quest]

@narrow lotus wipe cand?

[solar obsidian]

vince schizo

[narrow lotus]

mortii lor , trag de timp

[crimson flame]

wait for wat?

[eager quest]

normal

[ionic hatch]

underage prison

[eager quest]

si mor aici ca am 127312779312898731207812307871382078012370812370123781293123879123 simulari si teste

[ionic hatch]

They trialed me as a minor

[eager quest]

nu mai pot sa astept pentru mica vacanta de craciun

[solar obsidian]

what did u do, i forgot

[ionic hatch]

I did not disclose that

nor will I

[somber warren]

for having no bitches. i know it

[orchid robin]

What did those minerals ever do to you

[solar obsidian]

what

[eager quest]

i do not see them harming anyone

[devout hull]

probably stole condoms

[eager quest]

maybe...something involving young kids?

or stealing

[devout hull]

en masse

[midnight tree]

prospecting without a license god damn

[orchid robin]

Oh wait, minor not miner

[ionic hatch]

are you retarded

[midnight tree]

she was obviously mining illegally

[ionic hatch]

honest question

[ionic hatch]

give the goblin some gold

[narrow lotus]

aiaiai :))

[eager quest]

you instantly reacted with jail when iedy talked about my rough age

[orchid robin]

A not legal miner?

[midnight tree]

give the poor goblin some gold

[orchid robin]

Cavebait?

[solar obsidian]

selling girl scout cookies without a licence

[ionic hatch]

yeah clearly

I sold girl scout cookies

lets keep it at that

[orchid robin]

Laced with lsd

[ionic hatch]

they were laced with fentanyl

[somber warren]

either a violent crime or selling drugs. Thats my call

[devout hull]

Ah, drugs. Got it.

[solar obsidian]

yup

[ionic hatch]

no actually no

[solar obsidian]

case closed

[ionic hatch]

I never sold drugs

[orchid robin]

Selling violent crime drugs

[eager quest]

you didnt sell, you bought?

[ionic hatch]

first one

[eager quest]

used?

[somber warren]

thats what a drug dealer would say

[somber warren]

i knew it

[ionic hatch]

I LIVE IN THE NETHERLANDS BRO

I CAN BUY AND USE

[orchid robin]

I thought you werent disclosing that

[eager quest]

idk how that shit works in there

weird country

[solar obsidian]

she sold powerful drugs

[pastel quartz]

weed is like bread there

[eager quest]

and all dutch people i know are aggressive pedophiles

[orchid robin]

I wish my country was like the netherlanda

[somber warren]

netherlands is knows for producing almost every chemical drugs in europe dummy

[ionic hatch]

what not smoking a doobie with the homegirls does to a mf

[warm fossil]

hello aga-

[ionic hatch]

or in your case

[warm fossil]

what the fuck did I miss

[pastel quartz]

haii uwuu :3

[ionic hatch]

weed

[devout hull]

It's also known for being a popular VPN place.

[solar obsidian]

@warm fossil alice is a drug dealer

[warm fossil]

ah

[midnight tree]

dickpics, balls and now crimes

[warm fossil]

good to know

[orchid robin]

Wait, isnt the hague located in the netherlands?

[devout hull]

Also we waxed our balls.

[somber warren]

yes it is

[solar obsidian]

smooth

[ionic hatch]

no

[orchid robin]

Well shit, i cant go there

[solar obsidian]

your time has come

[eager quest]

also on a random sidenote, is f4 still here?

[ionic hatch]

no

he got banned

[orchid robin]

Banned

[somber warren]

nah

[orchid robin]

Bozo

[eager quest]

thank god

what did he do?

[narrow lotus]

banat

[eager quest]

other than being a complete and utter cretin

[ionic hatch]

@somber warren

[solar obsidian]

broke rules or some shit

[orchid robin]

Dunno, still happy tho

[solar obsidian]

i think transphobic memes

[midnight tree]

only reason i didn't get any jailtime for the violence i committed was because people were very lenient with me

[eager quest]

lol

[ionic hatch]

very transphobic memes

I think he posted like 3

💀

[eager quest]

see this is why i dont reveal my opinion about things like this, whatever it may be

no proof no ban

[orchid robin]

Hes in his 15 year old edgy phase

[eager quest]

other than that conflict i had with falco and aldo on the crystal subject

but we dont

mention

[narrow lotus]

this is why people shit on the gamma discord. People ask for help. Get talked around and called stupid for having problems. and muted cause some fucknugget wants to be a cunt and call talk shit on others. fuckin gatekeeped tighter than a catholic schoolgirl

thanks for the message , good sir

[pastel quartz]

some people don't get out of that phase

[solar obsidian]

let it all out, ledy

[ionic hatch]

we all know all human beings matter unless the PMC pays us

[eager quest]

and unfortunately some that do enter your phase

and crystal's

my cat again

excuse me

[hoary elk]

it is human to gatekeep

[crimson flame]

[ionic hatch]

GATEKEEPED TIGHTER THAN A CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL LMAO

[pastel quartz]

huh? why kekw
i'm not talking about anyone here-

[narrow lotus]

yes, the guy must be a philosphy student

too bad he had a tantrum

[eager quest]

was amusing laughing at him tho

[crimson flame]

actually lots of people irl is like that

[orchid robin]

Fuck mercs

[ionic hatch]

no are the philosopher holy shit

[ionic hatch]

die in a hole

[narrow lotus]

Mercs = gigachads

[ionic hatch]

EUROPOOR

[pastel quartz]

they speak english tho

[eager quest]

so?

[narrow lotus]

take ur Veteran Loners with shotguns and useless shit

[crimson flame]

[orchid robin]

I will stand by my stance againt mercs no matter what

[narrow lotus]

and let the rookie g36 mercs take the lead

[midnight tree]

fuck being paid to fight, i do it for fun

[eager quest]

also mercs are my fav so far

[midnight tree]

mercs can eat my ass

[orchid robin]

I mean actual mercenaries, not stalker

[crimson flame]

g36 fear fuckin bops

[ionic hatch]

friendship ended with Dutyer, Ledy is now my new homie

[hoary elk]

but muh military industrial complex!

[orchid robin]

There was a friendship in the first place?

[eager quest]

theres still people here who think its Ledy instead of Iedy

[ionic hatch]

also mercs irl are based as fuck too

without mercs, money would not flow

[warm fossil]

no one talks about the military :(

[ionic hatch]

no stunning shows

no little lies

[warm fossil]

the stalker one

[eager quest]

cuz they suck

[ionic hatch]

WHICH IS CRINGE

[lusty sonnet]

*edy

[ionic hatch]

military pays less then 10K a year

[crimson flame]

iedy

[ionic hatch]

I don't want to be found dead in a crib with 7 other dudes

[eager quest]

ok but what about his real name?

you know that?

[lusty sonnet]

do i want to?

[eager quest]

idk

also fuck i missed bloons td6

[crimson flame]

ppl go into military mostly for pride. at least thats what happen in my country

[eager quest]

didnt grab it in time

[lusty sonnet]

f

[crimson flame]

still dont understand why women like military guys so much, mil guys can be horrible humans just like everyone else

[ionic hatch]

@somber warren since you played Project Wingman you know what time it is?

TIME FOR YOU TO WATCH TOP GUN AND TOP GUN: MAVERICK

[narrow lotus]

they dont, alot of them get cheated on

[orchid robin]

I hate when people join the military cuz “my patriotism”, mate make a fuckin informed decision like the rest of us

[hoary elk]

if i have an assault rifle i need no police, and no military

[narrow lotus]

alright boys, lets turn and burn !

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

[ionic hatch]

I was brainwashed into patriotism too, then I started to earn money and realized how much i valued my life and my mortal possesions

[somber warren]

Are you trying to indoctrinate me? and how did you know that i never watched them. You are scaring me fr fr

[orchid robin]

The airstrike on your position

[ionic hatch]

do you have an engineering degree by chance?

[pastel quartz]

police won't really help u with that

[crimson flame]

there was a case in my country
local 40yo bought a random military attire
patrols the neighborhood with it
fucks with different widows every week

[somber warren]

no

[hoary elk]

come and take my land, bitch

[ionic hatch]

you should get one toress

[crimson flame]

its pretty funny how just wearing an attire can give you seggs

[ionic hatch]

get an engineering degree it will be funny

[somber warren]

why....

[orchid robin]

Yeah for me patriotism is less protecting your country and its pride, for me its more about protecting the fuckin inhabitants of said country

[crimson flame]

[somber warren]

guys can you please stay here? i think alice wants to hurt me

[midnight tree]

i'm gonna study to become an electrician soon

[ionic hatch]

tores

you WILL build planes

you WILL build warcrime machines

[somber warren]

shut up your not my mom

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-omelette-mother-of-all-omelettes-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-23813585

[midnight tree]

not yet

[crimson flame]

we'll watch

[ionic hatch]

[warm fossil]

UNATCO theme goes hard

[hoary elk]

i no longer have life insurance

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

https://tenor.com/view/uncomfortable-energy-chat-i-am-very-uncomfortable-with-the-energy-weve-gif-21315986

[warm fossil]

good

[orchid robin]

Good

[midnight tree]

you're welcome

[upbeat bobcat]

[crimson flame]

the closer you are to danger, the more you feel alive

[midnight tree]

i'm here when things need to get weird

[somber warren]

lets talk about balls again, that was less wierd

[hoary elk]

I don't get sick, im not going to hand my money to big pharma

[pastel quartz]

not really

[upbeat bobcat]

[orchid robin]

Round balls of prepared meat

[midnight tree]

yeah i bet you want to imagine my balls again

naughty man

[upbeat bobcat]

O dam u still not banned, good going

[pastel quartz]

[somber warren]

listen bro, for you... i would make an exception

[pastel quartz]

love you too!

[orchid robin]

Shes running along the edge of the rules

[crimson flame]

[ionic hatch]

how about you come have a drink with me, I'll wipe your face with this funny rag laced with chloroform

[midnight tree]

you a real one

[upbeat bobcat]

[ionic hatch]

[queen finch]

I'd be down

[ionic hatch]

[orchid robin]

Chloroform actually takes a good minute to kick in and still doesnt last that long

[ionic hatch]

guys looks like I can buy more carparts soon

[somber warren]

why do you know...

[crimson flame]

crap parts?

[warm fossil]

enough #🎪bruh-fart for today

[orchid robin]

I know how to make mustard gas

[somber warren]

Based

[ionic hatch]

@warm fossil don't leave mf

[warm fossil]

I must now commit to my nonexistent sleep schedule

[solar obsidian]

hitting maja horny levels

[midnight tree]

use ether instead

i got high on that on accident once

[pastel quartz]

true, it was pretty uwu and eek and :3

[warm fossil]

1 reason to stay

[solar obsidian]

see

[somber warren]

aye free drugs, i'm down

[pastel quartz]

we love you

[ionic hatch]

my brother in christ stealing organs is based

maja is not based

[hoary elk]

Sadly i am resistant to anesthetics

Dentist is a fucking pain

[ionic hatch]

I am a Certified ™️ doctor

[orchid robin]

Also in case your position gets gassed and you got no masks, piss on a rag and tie it around your face, might save you

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/hammer-gif-23464742

[warm fossil]

ok

[pastel quartz]

how do i get a rag in the first place

[orchid robin]

Shirt

[crimson flame]

the only anesthetic that never fails

[pastel quartz]

how do i piss while im inhaling smoke that makes me dead

[ionic hatch]

rip your clothes retard

[somber warren]

i know about that one

[crimson flame]

uninstall nose

[pastel quartz]

i'm too weak for that

[orchid robin]

You piss before the gas gets there

[ionic hatch]

GO TO THE GYM BRO

IF I CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU

[midnight tree]

i spilled mustard, quickly piss on this rag i've wrapped around my face before the mustard turns into gas!

[ionic hatch]

I used to be weak like you

then I realized the weakness of the flesh

[pastel quartz]

what

[ionic hatch]

PUMP 👏 IRON 👏

[warm fossil]

yeah I don't want to stick around for any longer

[pastel quartz]

yeah.. same.. bye

[ionic hatch]

fuck off then

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-kitten-kitty-hi-hii-hey-gif-21229532

[crimson flame]

i wish i have time

[ionic hatch]

lanky ass mf

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-gif-25773979

[warm fossil]

goodnight #🎪bruh-fart

[solar obsidian]

gn

[midnight tree]

natta

[pastel quartz]

why did you say ,, IF I CAN DO IT SO CAN YOU ''
felt like you as a superior humangod were comparing yourself to me, even degrading yourself ,, if i can ''

[midnight tree]

bro

[midnight tree]

if you start lifting i'll let you cuddle

no cap

[pastel quartz]

if i'd go to gym, i'd never lift weights for arms ands tuff, ew

[midnight tree]

i will always support the homies

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/berrycrepe-wake-up-peg-gif-21235142

[crimson flame]

honestly, a hug would be enough

[midnight tree]

but i'm very warm blooded even on the coldest of days

[ionic hatch]

REMOVE THIS MF SHITCOINER FROM MY DM'S, HES ADVERTIZING CRINGE

[crimson flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/772869365963292702/1053391797130383440/Koishi.gif

[midnight tree]

lmao i got the same shit earlier

[pastel quartz]

nft pfp :pepelaugh:

[ionic hatch]

Shitcoiner

get some bitches

[warm fossil]

god damn I'm not tired at all

[warm fossil]

the link

[ionic hatch]

It pinged the wrong person

[orchid robin]

Tire yourself out

[pastel quartz]

unless you'd let me like- to jump on you and clunch on your body while you do stuff, it wont be worth it

[somber warren]

dude i got the same message

[crimson flame]

uh oh

[lusty sonnet]

probs a bot

[midnight tree]

you have no idea how adept i am at carrying around heavy loads for extended periods of time

[ionic hatch]

@narrow lotus I tried pinging you and it pinged some rando

[pastel quartz]

not the lewd way

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I was a bot

[orchid robin]

Probably?

[warm fossil]

night exercises it is then

[pastel quartz]

i'm underweight, it'd be fgine

[lusty sonnet]

there are copy paste idiots

[midnight tree]

then start hitting the gym

you can cling as much as you want homie

[upbeat bobcat]

You know, bottom

[ionic hatch]

we could rule the world

[orchid robin]

Still too much effort for em

[amber marsh]

So what you're saying is that I can carry you around in my arms, got it

[lusty sonnet]

you overestimate idiots

[pastel quartz]

yup!

[midnight tree]

we gotta lift everyone up so they can start lifting themselves up

[ionic hatch]

yes

[amber marsh]

Ayooo

[orchid robin]

I think you mean underestimate

[ionic hatch]

I'LL BENCH PRESS ALL OF YOU

[orchid robin]

Stay the fuck away from me

[remote vine]

jeez what's with your new avatar

[narrow lotus]

i saw that , thing is , i cant find that guy

[amber marsh]

Why is that hot?

[narrow lotus]

i think he left or idk

[pastel quartz]

what about it?

[amber marsh]

LEDY I GOT A GIFT FOR U

[warm fossil]

surely can't be as underweight as me

[ionic hatch]

damnit the shitcoiner got away

[lusty sonnet]

i don't think i do

[pastel quartz]

i think you're more underweight than me

[remote vine]

I swear it gets worse each time I see it

[orchid robin]

I think you do

[pastel quartz]

i want a gift tooo! :c

[amber marsh]

Dms

[ionic hatch]

I got a gift for you!

[somber warren]

Ban when?

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/shotgun-gif-12301456

[pastel quartz]

o?-

[amber marsh]

Oop, there ya go

LMAO

[crimson flame]

i got a gift for you!
its aids

[pastel quartz]

omwgh!! thank youu, i love that

[midnight tree]

doesn't matter how underweight you are at the moment, you can always get heavier

[warm fossil]

53 kilos

[pastel quartz]

dude i don't want to get heavier

[pastel quartz]

ha! i won

[ionic hatch]

I have the perfect weight + height ratio

[orchid robin]

I thought i was getting the shotgun blast to the face this year. Im disappointed

[midnight tree]

that would just mean more weight for me to carry and therefore i get more gains

[somber warren]

@pastel quartz i got a gift too!

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/extended-mag-shotgun-gaming-reload-gif-21067761

[crimson flame]

a weight is irrelevant without age and height

ah yes BMI

[midnight tree]

the more weight you put on the more swole i will get

[pastel quartz]

even if i'll go to gym, getting big or weighting more is something i'll never fucking want
unless its my ass getting big

[warm fossil]

[lusty sonnet]

don't think i do, go look it up and then look at your sentence

[ionic hatch]

19, 85 kilo's, 192cm

[warm fossil]

171 cm

[orchid robin]

I think you do

[crimson flame]

192? sheeesh

[warm fossil]

not going to say my age for the sake of my safety

[crimson flame]

amazonian

[pastel quartz]

wtf a giant

[solar obsidian]

thats the point of getting your ass big

[narrow lotus]

everyone so tall , im 175

[ionic hatch]

no just dutch

[somber warren]

i could lift you and i don't even lift

[orchid robin]

18

[ionic hatch]

I could snap your spine in 2

[midnight tree]

180cm 86kg

[plucky void]

lmao you people at it AGAIN?

[crimson flame]

bru im 178

[lusty sonnet]

not gonna kindergarten you language capabilities

[somber warren]

i highly doubt that

[pastel quartz]

we are the same, im 48 tho

[orchid robin]

I think you do

[ionic hatch]

listen old man

this matters to us young people

[narrow lotus]

ofc maja is anorexic

[ionic hatch]

we CARE about our BMI

[narrow lotus]

jsut like crystal

[warm fossil]

excuse me what

[pastel quartz]

i'm not anorexic! it's just basic- barely below it

[remote vine]

wtf

[midnight tree]

i'm a lover, not a fighter ||and i fucking LOVE fighting||

[pastel quartz]

somebody sent a graph, a picture with it

[remote vine]

underweight mf @pastel quartz

[orchid robin]

I eat twice the portions of what my slightly overweight brother eats

[ionic hatch]

when are we starting our own version of fightclub

[warm fossil]

oh I'm so dumb

[somber warren]

rn

[solar obsidian]

we already did

[ionic hatch]

EUROPEAN FIGHTCLUB

[warm fossil]

we're talking 'bout weight

[midnight tree]

we don't talk about that

[pastel quartz]

lmao maja got exiled

[orchid robin]

Just dont go past the halfpoint of the movie

[ionic hatch]

why not

I loved that part

[pastel quartz]

the first rule of fightclub is have fun and be yourself

[ionic hatch]

^

[midnight tree]

real

[orchid robin]

Yeah thats why

[pastel quartz]

this is barely underweight, nto anorexic

[plucky void]

right, you just want to brag about being taller than everyone here

[solar obsidian]

cope

[ionic hatch]

jacket is literally me

[remote vine]

cope

[ionic hatch]

he doesn't speak

he just

BASEBALL BAT

[pastel quartz]

are you 5'8 and 110 lbs

[ionic hatch]

and?

I EARNED my bragging rights

[remote vine]

do you use a tape recorder too

[solar obsidian]

all thats left to brag

[plucky void]

so... not literally you

[orchid robin]

Favorite character to play as in payday2……..well right after hoxton

[pastel quartz]

idk american trash

[ionic hatch]

I should

[midnight tree]

if you're short then just hit the gym, fatass

[warm fossil]

DALLAS

[orchid robin]

Literally her

[ionic hatch]

have you never heard of fucking hotline miami

[pastel quartz]

whatd i do

[crimson flame]

by having dutch genes

[plucky void]

no you didn't you got """""""""""""""'lucky"""""""""""""""""" in the genes roulette

[orchid robin]

I have played it…..but hes also in payday2

[pastel quartz]

not you, american thingies
i dunno them, i call them trash, not u
i love u!

[ionic hatch]

luck? nah it was also skill

[crimson flame]

you used imperials

[ionic hatch]

being short? sounds like a skill issue

[remote vine]

well tbf jacket only used the tape recorder in payday 2

[plucky void]

gotta thank yo daddy everyday

[ionic hatch]

true

[pastel quartz]

bc the rest of my country does and i dont wanna have to translate everything everywhere all the time

[ionic hatch]

what dad

[orchid robin]

Exactly, jacket is cooler in payday

[pastel quartz]

i'm 172, 48

[solar obsidian]

fatherless

[crimson flame]

dont be too serious about it lol

[midnight tree]

me

[ionic hatch]

if I fucking HAD one I wouldn't be working since I was FUCKING 14

[orchid robin]

I outgrew my entire family

[midnight tree]

i sacrificed all my good genes for you

[plucky void]

weird.
I had one and I still had to work since 14 yo

[pastel quartz]

thats so thin wtf

[ionic hatch]

running papers doesn't count

I did construction

[orchid robin]

Working to save for your new gameboy doesnt count

[plucky void]

bragging about bullshit again

[solar obsidian]

thats not healthy, maja, you should get in shape

[ionic hatch]

and?

[ionic hatch]

problem?

[orchid robin]

Literally just start eating more

[remote vine]

actual goblin

[plucky void]

working to have my own shit without having to ask mommy and daddy

[ionic hatch]

MASTER GAVE DOBBY A GIFT

[orchid robin]

I never asked, i just made do with what i had

[remote vine]

u should at least hit the bottom bracket

[ionic hatch]

Money? we only had poverty and crime in our childhoods

[pastel quartz]

58 is most i had

[midnight tree]

most i've had is around 100

[warm fossil]

my god

[remote vine]

yeah and you should keep it 58ish

[ionic hatch]

100 kg?

[remote vine]

or more

[warm fossil]

how much did you eat to reach 58

I never got past 55

[midnight tree]

i was a fat fuck back in the day and with it came insane tard strength

dangerous level of tard

[ionic hatch]

Most ive reached is how much I've reached right now

[woeful lance]

ive always been a lanklet

[somber warren]

we wuz in da hood n shiet

[ionic hatch]

ongod

[pastel quartz]

i- dunno
i don't choose how much i eat
but, i can say that- not much changed, i was like that 58 like 3 months ago? then i check something 2 months ago, suddenly lost 10kg

[woeful lance]

born to be a twink

[midnight tree]

currently around 86kg now, i was about 90kg when i was an apprentice

[ionic hatch]

you do actually

you do choose how much you eat

[midnight tree]

i ate more and was more active back then

[ionic hatch]

your stomach gives you the hunger feeling depending on your diet

force yourself to eat more and your body will adapt to it

[pastel quartz]

not what i meant

ur right, but- i don't wanna talk about it

[somber warren]

just eat

[ionic hatch]

stop sucking dick start eating healthy

[somber warren]

its not that hard

[ionic hatch]

if my bestfriend can do it so can you

[somber warren]

we talked about this, cum has protein

[ionic hatch]

stop gaslighting

[somber warren]

NEVER

[plucky void]

imagine having scales

[warm fossil]

eat all the food in your fridge

replenish it

repeat

profit

[remote vine]

if you space the eating time right it wouldn't even feel like bursting @pastel quartz

[plucky void]

and I mean scales to measure weight, not the other thing

[midnight tree]

am i your best friend?

[remote vine]

for 4 weeks I did nothing but eat the trashiest food just to gain some weight

[orchid robin]

Whats wrong with that

[ionic hatch]

One of my best online friends

[remote vine]

greasy street food my beloved

[pastel quartz]

he's talking scales like one of the helpers
the scalie dragon

[plucky void]

nothing. I'm just memeing because I don't have any

[ionic hatch]

I was talking about my best irl friend

[plucky void]

I don't remember the last time I checked my weight

[crimson flame]

I did that for 2yrs bro. Literally eating past midnight, having fuck ton of fatty shit. Still below 60kg. Its insane

[real tinsel]

well, achkchually 🤓 cum does have protein in it and several other nutrients

[solar obsidian]

@edgy abyss ?

[pastel quartz]

mwhm

[midnight tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sob-arnold-gif-12406885

[ionic hatch]

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-ez-gif-25333310

[ionic hatch]

Time to finish making the rest of these balls

[crimson flame]

I dont want to buy $50 milk just to gain weight

[stone blade]

[queen finch]

sucking dick is healthy

[ionic hatch]

I'm HUNGY

[midnight tree]

the crafter of balls

[ionic hatch]

Worst timing

WORST TIMING EVER

[plucky void]

[warm fossil]

pumping iron at night feels wrong but it's about the most interesting thing besides reading this chat non-stop

[crimson flame]

The guzzler of balls

[somber warren]

balls

[plucky void]

why does it 'feel wrong'? I workout at night

[ionic hatch]

Multitask, become woman

[plucky void]

get nice and tired, take a shower, immediately crash onto bed and have the best sleep of my life everyday

[midnight tree]

i find i lift better at night

[solar obsidian]

damn

[warm fossil]

I'd rather stay bi, thank you

[narrow lotus]

lol

[crimson flame]

Yes this nice

[ionic hatch]

[remote vine]

wow how could you @ionic hatch

[edgy abyss]

[warm fossil]

noted

thanks

[pastel quartz]

do you have scales?

[edgy abyss]

I literally just came back from work...

[ionic hatch]

And 9pm?

[edgy abyss]

I wish

[plucky void]

waking up all sore and aching is the downside, but waking up is pain so ya

[crimson flame]

Seems like alice is a screenshot magnet

[ionic hatch]

Stfu

[pastel quartz]

imagine having scales, that latch onto your skin, then somebody latches at one, and pull it back, ripping your skin apart

[ionic hatch]

Bro just be like me

wake up at 4:30 in the morning every morning

[remote vine]

I'd rather not

[edgy abyss]

kind of like ripping out a nail...

[orchid robin]

Hey grim

Guess what

[somber warren]

ok time for a evening walk, don't do wierd shit without me

[plucky void]

I used to but I had to change shift

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/toenails-toe-nail-ouch-painful-gif-13243353

[midnight tree]

i like soreness pains in the morning

[plucky void]

can't wait to get back on the morning hours

[midnight tree]

the pain fuels me

[plucky void]

late shift is absolute, utter uncontested shit

[ionic hatch]

WE COCK, DICK AND BALLING

[orchid robin]

OI GRIM

[midnight tree]

cap count = 0

[edgy abyss]

OI WANKER!

[orchid robin]

Guess what

[plucky void]

WANKAH

DONACDUM

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/we-peanut-butter-gaming-peanut-butter-gaming-peanut-butter-gamer-pbg-low-tier-god-gif-22428149

[edgy abyss]

chicken butt

[real tinsel]

has maja actually become a normal person or is she pretending to be normal in order to not get banned

[supple rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/742005529957761074/1053404853411516526/316879110_534320675228083_2040165360528445615_n.mp4

[orchid robin]

I will be bordering you this Christmas

[plucky void]

take a wild guess.

[remote vine]

you look at her pfp and tell me that's normal

[real tinsel]

my assumption is the former

[edgy abyss]

So did the Germans once... And Russians

[ionic hatch]

How much is quacamole gamerfart 9k rn?

[real tinsel]

well my assumption was wrong, i have always been terrible at gambling

[eager quest]

never was doing any of those

[orchid robin]

But i can get in there with just an ID card unlike the russians

[edgy abyss]

[pastel quartz]

i didn't change, not pretending either, nobody just made me horny for now

[edgy abyss]

Hey... @orchid robin guess what....

[hoary elk]

maja is just maja

[orchid robin]

Youre in my walls

[plucky void]

p!profile @pastel quartz

[ionic hatch]

Its avatar

Not profile

[plucky void]

right =p

p!avatar @pastel quartz

[real tinsel]

so you are an actual human being when your hormones aren't acting up

[foggy mantle]

You are missing the info.avatar permission.
Use p!perms to learn more.

[edgy abyss]

no... You discussed politics... Time for mute

[plucky void]

er what

[orchid robin]

Ayo when

[solar obsidian]

@orchid robin baited

[plucky void]

mods disabled it? lmao

[solar obsidian]

p!avatar maja

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for maja#5136

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[remote vine]

bruh lame

[edgy abyss]

[crimson flame]

This everytime i finish my 4am cycling session. Love it

[plucky void]

of course it's cropped porn

[orchid robin]

@edgy abyss absolute cock

[edgy abyss]

[edgy abyss]

Cuz reasons?

[pastel quartz]

when?

[lusty sonnet]

powertrippin

[solar obsidian]

abuse

[remote vine]

It’s Mr Gaius from the hit mmo final fantasy xiv

[orchid robin]

I hope your reasons are better than that avatar

[edgy abyss]

[plucky void]

and lahabread

[edgy abyss]

I dunno... Kind of rich coming from Mr. Screenshot

[hidden path]

Gonna eat with friends tomorrow

fuckminh cheese

[warm fossil]

would honestly love to have a bike and just do long rides across the city but sadly my apartment is incredibly small

[orchid robin]

I saved the image

[ionic hatch]

I almost put my cat in the fucking pan he tried to steal my balls

[edgy abyss]

Congrats... Now it's worth less than an NFT

[real tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/890951998642487296/930856106031456317/image0-15-3-2.gif

[hoary elk]

i have taken all the pepsi from the nearby store, fuck my neighbors

[solar obsidian]

wtf

[orchid robin]

Better than the commission you paid for that

[ionic hatch]

People who are into nft's get absolutely 0 bitches

[solar obsidian]

no shit

[orchid robin]

God so many images out of context

Its glorious

[hidden path]

Lmao

[warm fossil]

god damn it feels good just lying and relaxing after a workout

[solar obsidian]

what do u mean out of context? they are all legit

[edgy abyss]

Mmm... Bet that copium feels nice

[hidden path]

there's been pictures of the bored ape owner meetings

[orchid robin]

You know im not into crypto right?

[hidden path]

all 40 year old bald white men

[warm fossil]

5 minutes and I'm sleeping with zero care for anything

[edgy abyss]

I know. You're not THAT dumb

[orchid robin]

Thank you

[pastel quartz]

stop bullying him

[remote vine]

Bored apes look fucking ugly as shit anyways why did people even like it

[warm fossil]

anyways

[orchid robin]

You fool, now the rest of the server will join in

[warm fossil]

goodnight, #🎪bruh-fart

now for real

[orchid robin]

Sleep tight

[warm fossil]

see y'all tomorrow

[remote vine]

Aight see ya

[hoary elk]

everytime there's an esports event

[remote vine]

Where is Mr House

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

White middle aged men are not to be reasoned with

[solar obsidian]

rude helper

[hoary elk]

it's just made up value, like money

[orchid robin]

Guys grim is in my dms hitting on me, call human resources i beg you

[ionic hatch]

these are the kind of mf's who are into nft's actual neckbeards

[remote vine]

Yeah but even celebrities were getting in on it like c’mon

[edgy abyss]

It's true ❤️

[crimson flame]

Still eating

[solar obsidian]

screenshot the convo and send to grok

[orchid robin]

What are women doing there

[ionic hatch]

hostages

[hoary elk]

if there's money...

[ionic hatch]

[orchid robin]

I will

[solar obsidian]

m'lady

[edgy abyss]

[remote vine]

Somehow they all look vaguely the same

[orchid robin]

Youre going down lizard man

[pastel quartz]

okie

[edgy abyss]

on you? Dam right I am

[lusty sonnet]

great, another one

[orchid robin]

Hey guys may i ask a favor

[solar obsidian]

yes

[orchid robin]

Protect me from this pervert

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-allow-it-ken-jeong-korean-mexican-hat-gif-5187167

[hoary elk]

no you can't have my truck

[crimson flame]

I sent a pic of me wearing the thug glasses to a friend

He said i look like a 'cryptobro'

I dont. I despise shitcoins

[solar obsidian]

where money

[orchid robin]

Fuck

[slim osprey]

Who?

[hidden path]

Duty boy, you fight your own battles

[solar obsidian]

GrimAnima

[crimson flame]

[edgy abyss]

[orchid robin]

No, i fight blind dogs and anarchists high on drugs

[crimson flame]

Duty boy

[slim osprey]

Who?

[ionic hatch]

just like the nft's

[remote vine]

I don’t fight for free I fight for money and your best olives @orchid robin

[edgy abyss]

he can't fight if his legs don't work after I'm done with him

[crimson flame]

Neco arc saying "duty boy"

[orchid robin]

OKAY WHAT THE FUCJ

[hidden path]

Shexy boy

[orchid robin]

WRONG REPLY

[hidden path]

[solar obsidian]

oi oi koks šelmis

[atomic pewter]

[hoary elk]

huhuhuh koks

[orchid robin]

Yes, diss him in his home language delight

[edgy abyss]

are you... Getting a bit... Mmmmflustered?

[remote vine]

Gorf is now a neco arc

[hidden path]

Honestly

pog

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

unspeakable violence

[slim osprey]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈 ❓

[remote vine]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-neco-arc-neco-arc-neko-arc-gif-22451604

[orchid robin]

Yeah imma go hide in newcomers, even grim aint crazy enough to go there

[abstract path]

Beo

Bro

What goin on

[lusty sonnet]

just block him

[edgy abyss]

What if I aim?.. Does that make you feel... Arrrroused.... Or threatened?

[orchid robin]

But thats actually solving the issue

[slim osprey]

🏳️‍🌈 ‼️

[lusty sonnet]

then don't complain

[hidden path]

I'll threaten your life

[slim osprey]

I've been here longer than you boy

Nothing more 🏳️‍🌈 than me in here

[orchid robin]

Do you ever have fun?

[edgy abyss]

[hidden path]

what kind of crack did you buy

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-jesus-christ-mr-slave-south-park-gif-8048589

[lusty sonnet]

yeah but not with idiots

[slim osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/heyzzy-mods-cry-to-mods-annoying-bitch-stfu-gif-25951942

[orchid robin]

Well thats the best fun

[edgy abyss]

I AM THE MOD!

[hidden path]

cat loves my jacket

[slim osprey]

Then why is your role not called moderator?

You a wannabe

A fake

[solar obsidian]

"helper" lmao wack

[hidden path]

moderate these balls

[plucky void]

help* deez nuts

[edgy abyss]

[plucky void]

since he's a helper, not a moderator

[hidden path]

Help carry these balls

having a neko arc picture has made me so much more powerful

[orchid robin]

Lmao dumbass is in newcomers

Im back

[plucky void]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-elf-liar-you-sit-on-a-throne-of-lies-gif-17734593

[hidden path]

I will end you

[orchid robin]

Father of lies

[slim osprey]

Brainfart has changed

It's sad to see

@grizzled meadow Where's brainfart friday

[hidden path]

None of you are free from sin and an easy to find postal address

[orchid robin]

Lmao i dont even have an address

[solar obsidian]

homeless grindset

[hidden path]

I know which dumpster you live behind

[orchid robin]

The entire village lacks any addresses or street names

Theres only the village name

[edgy abyss]

Cum in disguise

[hidden path]

My bed is too wide

I should saw it down in half

[orchid robin]

Given that the case is still being processed by HR…..i shall not say the next line

[edgy abyss]

Your cum won't last!

[orchid robin]

Theres a snake in my ass

[real tinsel]

it's saturday

[solar obsidian]

what

[hidden path]

That gremlin sure is horny

[edgy abyss]

Cumfathers secret stash

[orchid robin]

Cumming high into the morning sky

[slim osprey]

You live in the wrong timezone

[edgy abyss]

wape cum from my bum, till I die

Also, you messed up the lines

[real tinsel]

since i am the only real human being i live in the right timezone

the rest of you are all government drones

[orchid robin]

Im sorry i havent listened to it for like a good year

[edgy abyss]

😞

[slim osprey]

That's what a government drone would say

[real tinsel]

that's exactly what a government drone would want me to believe

[hidden path]

My cat is on my bed

[slim osprey]

That's exactly how a government drone would react

[hidden path]

maybe it's not too wide after all

need space for the boys

[real tinsel]

that's exactly how a government drone would expect me to react

[edgy abyss]

https://youtu.be/7Do70nztRNE?list=FLquN8xczc1ECP3Byh0r9kug
Incase you are wondering what me and @orchid robin were quoting

[slim osprey]

Hang yourself

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-north-east-south-west-gif-19452345

[narrow lotus]

gotta love tarkov discord

[orchid robin]

Yeah now im ashamed of showing myself here, good job

[real tinsel]

that was actually too funny i couldn't think of something

[edgy abyss]

[vivid marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-north-west-south-east-gif-19452344

[hidden path]

Lmao

[slim osprey]

[hidden path]

Duty boy you got fucked up bruv

[orchid robin]

I know 😔

[hidden path]

Bottom

[edgy abyss]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[orchid robin]

Oi, stfu

[ionic hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/mechanicus-gif-20838823

[hidden path]

Incredible

I should try that

[slim osprey]

You should try taking a bath with a toaster

While it's plugged

[hidden path]

You should take a bath with me

[orchid robin]

So relaxing

[hidden path]

I will drown you

[slim osprey]

🫵 🏳️‍🌈 ❓

[hidden path]

Me and you big boy

first who passes out gets dissolved

[slim osprey]

🏳️‍🌈 ‼️ ‼️

[orchid robin]

Anyways imma make a motherfuckin omelette

[hidden path]

No

I forbid it

[edgy abyss]

and I get to have the winner

[orchid robin]

Fuck your forbidding

[hidden path]

[crimson flame]

stop fucking everything

[edgy abyss]

p!illegal forbidding

[hidden path]

even I don't say that much gae stuff

[orchid robin]

Then say more

Duh

[hidden path]

My man

I'm gonna make your asshole larger than the zone after clear sky

[edgy abyss]

NEVER

[slim osprey]

What the fuck is wrong with y'all today

This is maja levels of horny

[orchid robin]

Wouldnt that be after shadow of chernobyl

[hidden path]

I'm having a pretty good day

[hidden path]

it expands in CS

like yours will

bitch

[ionic hatch]

on god

[edgy abyss]

HE DOESN'T KNOW THE LORE! QUICK! LAUGH AND POINT!

[orchid robin]

CS is the prequel tho

In shadow of chernobyl he kills the c con

[hidden path]

Prequel these balls

[ionic hatch]

cum conciousness

[orchid robin]

Leading to out of control blowouts

Leading to the expansion of the zone

Therefore hes wrong

[hidden path]

Snorks probably give the best head

you heard them slurping?

[crimson flame]

no way dude bloodsucker best

it literally has suck in its name

[edgy abyss]

he's right...

[hidden path]

Dress up as one then

show

[narrow lotus]

Clear Balls(ky)

[orchid robin]

Eat shit nerds

[hidden path]

doesn't matter

you're duty

you're not smart enough to read

[hoary lion]

braind fard

[orchid robin]

I can comprehend whatever the fuck those words mean

[edgy abyss]

anyways... I'm going to take a shower...
Keep an eye on your DMs @orchid robin

[hidden path]

I'm going to stab you

[orchid robin]

Im burning this phone

[edgy abyss]

with your penis?

[hidden path]

the FBI can't stop me

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047699187535446047/1053368294721200148/no_walking_no_carrying.mp4

[edgy abyss]

I don't want them to

[hidden path]

I'm gonna kill you

[orchid robin]

Okay actually good

[reef anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-death-gif-23505693

[ionic hatch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867090703300820992/1053418197421920286/935CD222-E395-490B-8F7F-A44A3DD143E3.mp4

[edgy abyss]

and I'm gonna do this to ya:

[orchid robin]

@uncut yew grim is out of control

[edgy abyss]

[midnight tree]

lost count of all the times i have dragged people somewhere by their legs

and i'm itching to do it again

[real tinsel]

goddamn no one has ever done that to me

[hidden path]

same

but I would do a Gollum and eat their fingers

[ionic hatch]

same

[real tinsel]

the last person i did it to was my ex but i don't remember anyone actually doing it to me

[ionic hatch]

I also dragged my ex by his legs

twice

[narrow lotus]

bitches

[ionic hatch]

one time to the funny room, the second time on the pavement

[midnight tree]

[orchid robin]

Tf happened the second timr

Time

[real tinsel]

she broke his legs

[ionic hatch]

^

made him ragdoll

[hidden path]

Nice

[orchid robin]

Wouldnt dragging him by them induce more pain?

[hidden path]

Tomboy on man violence (pog)

[real tinsel]

i think that was the point

[ionic hatch]

[midnight tree]

i knew you had a clown room you beautiful bastard

[ionic hatch]

sex in the clown room

[midnight tree]

the dream

[orchid robin]

With every thrust a horn honks

[midnight tree]

doot

[orchid robin]

THATS A TROMBONE YOU SILLY BI-

[midnight tree]

the Clown Intelligence Agency got to him before he could finish

[hidden path]

Today was good

[narrow lotus]

thanks

[hidden path]

Tomorrow might be too

[elder lark]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/1053418140232585318/1485ecf6085a5df2ee042fb03dea87c8.mp4

[midnight tree]

[hidden path]

Can't wait to get my pills

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/louis-pillshere-pills-l4d-louis-pills-gif-20468869

[hidden path]

How old are you

[crimson flame]

oh my god i have a perfect meme for this but its nsfw

[edgy abyss]

enough...

[midnight tree]

real shit

rest in peace kitty0706

[edgy abyss]

on a side note... Dear god, do I have some weird emotes in my list

[edgy abyss]

[narrow lotus]

do u perhaps have......ThinkCum ?

[hidden path]

Old man

[edgy abyss]

no... I do have this from my Airsoft discord...

[hidden path]

Bad touch