#🎪bruh-fart
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I am simply cool
Pain
no pain
Can I have one? 👉👈
Hugs neck
I got easter European dinner
Snaps it
*moans*
Go ahead then, eat
What'd you get
Ah, not very knowledgable about european cuisine.
Ye if you could be on vc more often, last time was fun
Time to spam this one
Looks spicy
There will be a second meme spam moment, don't worry
Not surprised, also dam the timing
Why?
I just checked my phone xd
A dog just looked at me, exhaled and looked away
I just got judged by a dog 😭😭😭
judgement!
sadge
omg its so cute
me and who?

me under you in thep ic
Me and you, I love Berserk

who's the Griffith to my Guts
RIP Kentaro Miura
Where I got the picture: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/503769908299436187/
Berserk is owned by GEMBA, Millepensee, and Liden Films
CATPOSTING
아무리그래도 고양이 맞는데 생선은 쳐다도 안보는
냥보살 해탈스님은 된장먹고 맛있어서 우시고
쥐를 잡아도 살생을 안하십니다 (합장)
#동물농장 #애니멀봐고양이 #절고양이
애니멀봐와 한배타고⛵
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해탈이 같은 고양이 더 보기🐱
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아님 다른 동물 더 보고나서🐶
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Aerodynamic
maid suit has better aerodynamics
autism creature
true!
not a single thought in that little head
No way..
damn
insert 2 towers joke
tilted?


Morty voice
comedy
🏳️🌈
ewwwww
Care to elaborate or would you like me to ignore you
yup! water is better
dying mall? wut
That isn’t very chaos
It’s very old, and they’ve been scammed out of money a lot
🏳️🌈 conversion
Mall or the store what
The mall
sheesh
awiee 
One such instance is a company saying they were gonna add an aquarium, mall gave them preliminary funds, they never showed up again, mall lost money
Sounds like skill issue but eh, happens.
Spam time
malld
Daily furball
mallding and coping
Mall copping
I am a delusion enjoyer
Are you my next client @heady crow ?
for what kind of business 😳
Lobotomy

If you're gonna do something, at least get money out of it
I'd rather get organs
Get unreal
Get fake

Get bred
nice
Last Christmas I Gave You A Warning (Last Christmas x Beware)
Death Grips Mashup / Mix
hahaha yes
Exmilitary more like Exmas (xmas)
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merry Christmas soon in a month
CHAINSAWMAN LETSGO
What the fuck kind of schizo shit is Spotify enhance putting in my playlist
what the fuck
looks like someone shot him in the chest with birdshot
That's a lot of nipples
ENHANCE
Just another day in Ohio
Real
Wavey
Whoever prayed for my downfall. You won
I understood that reference
Good boy
i came here to steal some memes
Who doesn’t get that reference?
these memes are old af
He just like me fr fr
you?
i heard that the fbi has unlimited cp
They do
combat points?
other cp
Cheese pizza?
nah nope
Cyberpunk
kyperspunk
uh nah
I'm not smol, nor chubby.
I'm big and fat

Its a cylinder guys
😋
crocodiles are cute
cool
don''t forget to turn on CC if you don;t understadn (yes i typed wrong(
again, don't take this serious, it's just a meme
original song 夜に駆ける : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by4SYYWlhEs
Memes i've used :
John cena:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AWOyEIuVzzQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBR0wEWmx2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNuw...
This is some gachi level editing
thanks bro
Hello chat
Bing qilling
hi there
this is so me
me
Me but girl
damn nobody getting the hint
damn
pretty girl
@midnight tree you're a pretty boy
thanks bro
Asggsjshag
Bootiful
Sounds of sucking the D
Perturbator "Sentient (feat. Hayley Stewart)" music video - animated by Valenberg. Co-directed by Valenberg & Blood Music. UNCENSORED VERSION.
This is track number 8 on Perturbator's highly-awaited fourth album, "The Uncanny Valley." The album will be released on May 6th, 2016 through Finland/USA label Blood Music.
Co-written by Perturbator ...
Amazing what compliments do.
If that’s how it sounds for you I think you’re doing it wrong
the expert
Im doing nothing, thats the problem
@broken topaz bro you didn't even call me a pretty boy
i will not be giving you bruno
No sucking hedgehoggy D
Bro I'm so sorry
Thighs of a god
thanks bro
dslkfjdsfjdsfsdf

Now u have to call it everyone
Is pochita supposed to be the chainsaw demon, or is it literally just a pet
Fairly sure he's a demon
chainsaw doggy
He's a silly little fella
Just checking, I don’t keep up with anime anymore
onime
💀
Pretty sure it was just an innocent dream
Im not gonna spoiler
Chainsaws aren't too scary, they're as scary as any motorised tool, and thus, isn't THAT powerful

Of course...
fr you a pretty girl for saying this
Imagine dreaming about things other than death
Chainsaw man is an amazing anime
I dream about women alot
I understand why he lives for her
I don’t dream very often
Gey
Same only nightmares
I don’t have those often either
Or weird long dreams

i have premonitions
I just fall asleep and wake up like I haven’t been asleep for very long
What
Feels weird
Careful, they might kidnap you
doesn't that make you 🏳️🌈
Yes, but i dream like 10 times a year and 8 of them are bad and 2 completly fucked up
I'm very 🏳️🌈

I as crippling depression
Hang me on a pole and watch me spin in the wind
my dreams mostly consist of me having to fix problems and then getting frustrated because nothing works in dreams
either that or it works by way of ork magic
my dreams consists of wacky shit
Women have sex with men, why would you think about having sex with men?
I still have vivid memories of the dream that made me most angry was a dream about trying to beat the final boss in Dead Space
😐
I woke up pissed off
dead space final boss was easy
only dream i can remember well was the one where i was having a nightmare and just sorta opened up a command console and enabled noclip and laughed at the monster that was looking for me in the hallways
True, but my laptop keyboard doesn’t work in dreams, so I woke up pissed and replayed the boss
project wingman's boss Crimson 1 was way fucking harder
You guys have dreams?
I love having full control of dreams
Not often
Average gmod player in the backrooms
real
after playing too much project wingman my dream consisted of bombing runs 
Dreams are only for weak human, chads dont dream, they do 
it was the source engine console
Join the Air Force, the indoctrination is complete

fuck no
cocksneed fartin
They made the mini gun on the plane that Lockheed made
are you talking about the Warthog
Yeh
Do I look like I’m a professional plane nut to you
no but I am
more like the warthug
More like "man this plane really sucks when you peel back the funny BRRRT and look at how it statistically performed"
(I am a vocal A10 hater)
But not avid because I don't have the energy for that.
Lockheed martins planes:
F-16 Fighting Falcon
F-22 Raptor
F-35 Lightning II
F-35 is Pog.
Yeah i love the F-35
Because the number is higher than 16, 22. But of course they cannot compared to the F(ord)-150
We're gonna run out of aggressive flight related names at this point
Ford capri ist still the coolest
F-35 broke down instantly at its first release
Which one you talking about?
Lmaoo, war thunder player too?
The one with the motor
I got 2 fans for my pc yey
That's the f16 I'm thinking of nvrm
Do you mean the one that was sprayed by the firetrucks?
The one where they sprayed a special foam that completely destroys electronics from a fire truck?
Ay, now you dont have to worry about it cooking untill stalker 2 comes out
it never cooked before
Same, you do tanks tho?
I am 1 plane away from The Meteor on the british
and one plane away from an ME 262

Ew british planes
This one is good
I hope u play stugs
Basic bitch
the stukas?
Have pancake, more energy these days
Yeh
ye i got some, they are fun but bombing is boring
You doin premiums or normal tech tree?
true, there is one with a giant cannon, try hunting big bombers with it its fun
normal , i started around 3 months ago with some friends
i am researching the squadron US one i forgot the name
soemething with A3
Ahh bet, wanna run some games some time?
Do know that squadron vehicles work like normal tech tree vehicles research wise
yeah , but thats the closest jet im getting so far
i still have tier 4 germany to grind

Fair enough, just saying, had a dude get one of the squadron jets, wondering why he wasnt researching shiz
8.3 on england, 7.3 on israel, 6.0 on germany, 5.7 commies
I think tier 4 is where they shine right? Or am i messing things up?
Wanna run some 5.7?
at this hour? fuck no
idk , i mean the tier 3s are very good , fully upgraded
There is israel? Man i didnt play for a long time
Isnt israel in war thunder just american vehicles
Yea thats what i mean, getting into tier 4 unupgraded is hell
Wdym 5.7 germany is great for me
Yeah that what i mean, tier 3 is also good
yeah but its better american tanks and british tanks
Tiger E, panther A, pz 4/VI
The pz 4 with the 8,8 mm cannon is bonkers
Yes
then after the M48's you get multiple M60's
with ERA plating
and better APFSDS rounds
Tanks 🤝
Yes 
i prefer the APSFDSPSDSDAFPSDS rounds
Skill issue
It's all about russian tanks 
And the bmp2m that kills gods on the daily
Broken thing
Armor piercing high explosive capped ballistic capped anti tank fin stabilized discarding sabot
Hehe am funni Russian tank that likes to burn off ammo when I’m sneezed on
also, T-54 with American cannon
russian armor with american firepower
absolutely fucking broken
105mm M68 cannon
If you play them wrong yeah 
Also ooo green name
Started my non-pirated trauma run.
Have fun!
Second mission was mining diamonds in a place where I can't get my sub into.
barotrauma gamer 
I promptly gave the middle finger to the raptors and abandoned the mission.
if I don't do tarkov then maybe
I'm also installing Ace Combat 7 skies unknown for tomorrow
5.7 of what?
Oh you do tarkov too?
bought the top gun maverick edition now I get the based fucking planes
Also are the end of wipe events on yet?
Oh got tomcat player moment
Do you play the dev servers?
- Playable Aircraft: F-14A Tomcat
F/A-18E Super Hornet
5th Gen Fighter (probably some F-35 variant)
no
no
even tho I got EOD
I hardly played this wipe
Likewise but cuz of a bug, how many wipes?
Dam
I got dogshit after not playing so long tho
Chad then I assume
Woods 
however
I was absolutely FUCKING chads on factory yesterday
with simple shit I scavenged
Or chadet gender wise
level 18 but I still fuck
next wipe might just start playing with a friend shotty only on factory every raid
Nice, lovely lever 14 this wipe with not even a week worth of playing xD
I got EOD so I got some good guns I can immediatly sell to mechanic from the start
and level 4 stash + gamma container
laura les is.... ok
Nice, I assume a bear chad?
astaghfirullah, I am tempted
7.62
Trolling is not suppose to be haram by any means
man Kuran is not that detailed now that i realise
they didn't tell us what is haram and what isn't in detail
who says I use 5.56?
As a USEC I can use all weapons
I sell all my M4's except one for gunsmith part 4
then I buy the VEPR KM semi auto AKM
slap a cheap ironsight mounted red dot on it
and bam we are fucking with 7.62x39 PS with 30 rounds and extremely controllable recoil
for 30K

Vepr is unironically fucking insane early wipe
ik
5.56 generally just fucking sucks
: (
even M995 takes half a mag with level 5+ armor to kill someone
damn
I also mostly run shotguns, saiga with FTX lite slugs for range (100+ meters)
and MP153 for cqb
just ask your Imam if you're in doubt☝️
the wipe is coming and im still level 11
Not to mention you're three 60s in and it starts buggin with it
5.56 in tarkov is so ungodly shitty
That I can respect, the real question is m61 with what?
Might as well use 545 bs at that point, easier to find and cheaper
Aight, decent I suppose, I'm an 7.62 mdr fan myself
Helmet or no helmet
Wdym I used to find that more than ps (not really but yk)
and its cheaper
"TFW you have 200+ hours in the worlds biggest MMO and have made 0 friends" by Jampion09
https://t.co/EeeNYRunmm
cat owners:
cats:
dogs: 
omwghh i wanna marry u now
dam say less

tommorow, you can pick the time
4 am cuz my sleep schedule is fucked
ow- i'll be asleep at that time
no- wait! it has to..-
oh.. nevermind.. blocked..
Hello chat
Hello
I just chatted with a bot, wasnt that bad after all
hi there
Awwwww, hello little one
Oh no, Dedarkness
haiii uwu
MOTH
moth 
it'll die in a few days
They don't work as pets
moth
imagine it sits on you when you sleep, tehn u wake up with it on your face
Yeah ik, which is kind of sad
still talking about moths?
Nooooo
get goths instead
Why not get both
they eat eachother
fuck no, i was sleeping, i open my eyes a little and i see a motherfucker leg trying to touch me like 0,5cm away from me. heart attack
Skill issue
i always wonder, buterflys are always buitiful and moths disgusting, but moths have similar colours etc
everyone has eaten some spiders in their sleep
ew
You say ew
lmao, at that point death is the only solution
the worlds worst answer
Ya
agree
amen to that
tomboys are the only true answer
Also very true
imagine a goth tomboy
tomboys and then femboys
He’s so real for that
thats sounds kinda hot
Unfortunately for tomboys, they can get pregnant
goths, tomboys, nerds i actually dont care, i'll accept all
idk if that could work considering what tomboys are
Fortunately for femboys, they can't get pregnant
what's wrongw ith that
why not? huh
mans opening himself up for everyone 🙏
there are also goth guys etc
I hate children
if u try hard enough 
I don't want children


i will have 6
higher risk, higher reward
you can always cut off your pp 
hi iedy
I mean, tomboys are usually energetic and everything, while goths usually ain't, wouldn't that contradict the whole point?
Hey Ledy
That's not how it works
not every tomboy is energetic?
Also, removing the dick just straight up makes me lose interest
hell0
you can always adopt, saved a kid from foster care, you don't need to worry about a baby crying and you havin't to wake up in the middle of the night, not to mention the expenses of a baby and birth
hru
Hey Ledy
Even trans?
That's the plan with my current gf
Perhaps
i mean i had a thing going with a trans once, was interesting
no trans sowwy 
Chaser lifestyle
gock
Gock
Mock
👍
fuck, I fucked it up
dock
dick
docking? 😳
DICK
AYoo
oh no
No docking
down bad mfs
That's bad
Dick where?
hey i can be friends with anyone aight, gf and wife is a bit too serious
I can't legally say
True true
uh oh error 404
i can work as everything
One can dream
u gonna find me those? thanks maja
Hello Falco

hello falco
Maja the savior

@ionic hatch Hop on war thunder, no balls
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i do
Can't blame you
dude I am going to sleep
I got work tomorrow
dream on is also fitting here
oh nvrm then, goodnight

haha! i don't, day off cuz driving lesson
p!roast @pastel quartz
@pastel quartz, Well I could agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
are u proud of my answer bird?
🤢
WHAT
sure

maja the multitalent
COME ON MAN GET THAT PEPPA OFF THERE
queen is king

johnny sins
peppa pig? 
ew not that
Reason to ban: here
jhonny sins as fed
preppa pig
you know my answer
Also
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None of which are...
checkmate falco
No I don't
caught you lacking then
ist das also englisch oder deutsch?
krankenkampfwagen
beide
boife
bonjour
je t'aime
awww
le baguette
non merci
anti merci
Cmon it was sweet
p!invert merci


ne mettez pas ta bite dans la folie
p!invert @hoary elk
lmao
he is a bandit
skull dog
xD
dog with the skull on it\
misfits dog turned into bandit dog
skull dog
he a bad boy
ayo
oya
yoa
ahoy
chips ahoy
it shows
join vc
internet is to bad
Hell yeah
Germano
adajet osnofla laur ocihc ordep le
what did u want to say then?
my prayers are with u
thanks funny cat guy
ofc ofc
transformer just ended convo with me quicker than my dad left my mom after hearing im on the way to this questionable life
About moths.....
that a moth girl?
Yep
there is any fusion of girl and animal on the internet isnt it?
where is my dino trans
pog
that is a too normal name, i know a kiara. Pls dont ruin this person for me
the moth vtuber is really cool ngl
sauce? for a friend
juniper
Her true form revealed...
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that moth picture aint juniper, no i will not say where its from
oh okay thats normal enough
wtf
the rigging and sfx is so fuckin well done
its actually a work of art
i see she a cute one
i deinstalled tiktok etc. yesterday on my smartphone and i just notice how much i was on there
its really hard, like a addiction
bro ur using tiktok? 💀
yeah
get off that shit man
you cant stop me
aye tiktok is actually addicting, to bad shit too
yeah i know it is shit but im asking you, what should i do with my time? im just doing things so life goes on quicker
rly dont need that in my life , i am already busy with shit
like i can skip a little time, there is no more use
it is
really dont have a use for lifetime what is kinda sad
facts
tiktok is straight up brain rot
well if you just expect life to throw something interesting at you you're not gonna get any joy out of it
life is what you make it
get a hobby, work towards something bigger than yourself
exactly yes
facts
If you make life just rotting away in front of a screen, no purpose, meaning or reason to go on yeah, you'll just spend life scrolling endlessly, seeing nothing change, making to progress towards anything
im not expecting something of life, but .. nah i dont know how to say it
absolutely true, go out and be somebody
I found my meaning in life by thinking of how I want to die, and working backwards from there
what are the things that are important to me, what values do I stand for
really just chip away at that for months on end
huh interesting thought progress
I already know
there are better ways to skip time
being on tiktok is like willingly degrading your mental strength and warping your perspective towards life
That's pretty unique, I respect that
It's from a comic
but ist the most efficient way to be honest, there is nothing that gets me locked im like this shit
"Comic"
Ye a "comic"
eh, doujins are just porn comics
but why do you want to skip time instead of spending it on something useful?
Anime is basically hentai but without the porn and just the story
if there would be something useful i would, but i cant help my self like, nothing is really useful in my point of view
there are only few things like, connections to people becouse they sometimes make u happier, work so you have cool food etc
meet me at the hoteel room
(real)
goals
also real
no testo, u can see it7
both 18 years
ok , team , stand down , stand down
no hobbies?
nope
why not? no time?
Scrolling tiktok means enough free time to start doing something actually enjoyable
did you try lifting heavy things?
facts
yes but i enjoy skipping time with shit that works, like tiktok
instead of skipping time with something enjoyable?
the only thing i do and it is not a hobbie for me
Have you tried putting down your phone or cutting off the internet for a prolonged time
like i said, dont really have hobbie
s
horrible
I know very radical concept
me and my friends have been cutting back more and more on social media and the likes
i did and i was happier
I've completely deleted all my social media, slowly working on stopping youtube as well
absolutely worth it
I wont be deleting youtube as it has most of the info for my hobbies sadly
But I can see why one would
I can't give you any advice on finding something that will truly fit you, but all I can do is advise you that letting time slip from you will only leave you with regret when you start running out of it
Yeah just cutting back on filler content that isn't anything to do with my hobbies
i believe you, can imagine i will regret very much but i cant explain why and how, but i just cant. would expain it as a very deep fucked up hole
sounds like a good advice for naruto 
therapy?
I was like that when I didn't have anything close to an idea of what I want in life
yeh thought about it, but dont really wanna spend so much money on that and i dont believe there are good ones where i life
If you can answer the question "What do I want?" you'll be on the right path already
well im 19 so this is accurate
absolutely
not the only question i cant answer
well you don't just pull those out of your ass
You figure those out in a decent span of time
yep, took me a good amount of time to figure out wtf i want in life
brainfart is what you make it
it ain't sad, it's just real
i find this discussion enlightening, im learning shit
yes
true, it is a brain fart after all
I like these convos because I get to share some genuinely useful advice that I learned from my older brother that genuinely helped me an ass load
for me it's a longtime friend who's taught me this stuff, I'm happy to share it with people like you
Are there any bri'ish people here i have a question
bored af
Same iedy same..
Should I... suck? 🤔
actually

I've noticed the razor blackwidow v3 is a very tall keyboard
shit is basically 2 keyboards tall
its nice to type on it just sort of feels weird before you get used to it
Freedom fits
merc fit goes hard
Clear Sky
Freedom fit slaps tho
obligatory: "he's literally me"
I does, he absolutl looks like the dream of a freedomer
Oh oh u again
Yes.
i mean, I don't know anyone that doesn't like ryan gosling
Ryan Gosling doesn't look like Ryan Gosling 
True that, monolith wouldnt tho
nobody probably understood what i said
and i won't be giving it a context
There is s germsn fight going on in newcomers
bruh
lmfao, classic r/askreddit
simple history kinda fell off
you don't really wanna know it, but I want someone to share this pain so here you go https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/675071031680958564/1052113484114051143/v12044gd0000cebum9bc77u0fi2vnug0.mp4
can't watch this channel, hate the narrator's voice
that's GLADOS helper. "in 100 meters turn off the bridge"
Why.
She said turj right
That's....well, i would actually wanna mine
That is the sketchiest bridge I've ever seen
fuck this guy fr
Gn ivanov
Stop making the marines sound cool

thats not just moth girl
that right there is moth pussy.
Yeah no shit





